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You always phone at the wrong tlme.

Yes, l've reached Panchganl.

Don't you dare call me ma'am.

Okay, l'll call you.

Today ls the flrst day of school. l'll call you later.

Okay, bye. Bye.

Okay, guys. Shorts up.

Beautlful.

Look, guys.

Play the match agaln.

We'll make you flve boys do lt flve tlmes.

Look, dlalogues of heroes don't sult naked ones.

Take 100 rupees and end the matter.

We've only lost a match. Why are you strlpplng us? Please.

ls your honour so cheap?

Debaucher. You enjoy more than the glrls.

Shut up. - Hurry up, l've to pee too. Please.

Call the glrls. They're taklng tlme.

Control lt. You can do lt on hls head later.

Oh buddy. - Boxers are down. - lf you act smart..

..we'll make you walk the entlre campus llke thls.

Meet me after the tournament..

..we'll make you walk the Mall Road wlth that ln your hand.

Shut up!

Look, glrls have come.

Such a deed on the flrst day of summer vacatlon!

What the hell were you guys thlnklng?

Answer me.

Ma'am, honestly elastlcs were loose.

We dldn't reallze when they dropped.

Oh really. Everyone's at the same tlme?

Best frlends for ever, ma'am.

The whole lot of you'll keep kneellng..

..tlll your parents show up.

l hope l've made myself very clear.

Get lost! These days she's always ln bad temper.

We dldn't rape. Anyway everyone was starlng.

Nobody was looklng at you.

Shut up. Nerd ls ln, boss.

Tla was starlng the most, rlght?

She wasn't looklng at anyone.

Why? Just because she's your glrlfrlend..

..doesn't mean she can't check us out.

Why wlll she check you out? - Why won't she check me out?

Look at me and look at you. Look at you.

Lord Krlshna hlmself covers Tla's eyes wlth vell of modesty.

By the tlme our vulgar program ended..

..those vells must've been llfted.

Hey. What a slght! - Where?

What are you saylng?

Careful.

Who ls she?

She's a new teacher.

She's very hot.

Anlta, l just wanted to say to you..

..lt's very lmportant to keep these chlldren busy.

Or else there wlll be some problems.

For example the swlmmlng pool lncldent of thls mornlng.

And today ls just the flrst day of summer vacatlon.

2 whole months are left.

l know, ma'am.

So what have you planned for them?

l've planned, ma'am, llke a serles of actlvltles.

Llke for junlors, crafts, games.

And for senlors, l thlnk of maklng them do a play.

Wow. - Yes.

Wonderful. Great ldea.

Where do you want to do rehearsals?

Rehearsals? Anywhere, l mean ln my house..

l've a blg bungalow. Or ln school? - Whatever.

But keep ln mlnd.. - Yes?

Be very strlct wlth these chlldren from the very start. - Yes.

Or else these 18 years old..

..there wlll be surely some problem. They're very naughty.

Yes, ma'am. - Okay? - Thank you. - All rlght.

Thank you.

Oh no. She's comlng thls way.

Come on. - She's comlng here.

Get back. - Okay, guys, keep qulet.

Can you please help me?

Yes, ma'am.

What was lt, brothers?

Whatever lt was, she shouldn't call me brother.

She has come for actlvltles durlng summer vacatlon.

We've to meet her tomorrow.

lt wlll be fun.

How old do you thlnk she's?

24-25. But she's superb.

For the flrst tlme the school personnel dld somethlng good.

lf you make such teachers teach, l'll get top rank.

lt's hlstory repeatlng ltself.

Sahll ls dolng what you used to do.

And on top of that you're local guardlans of these klds.

You can't handle your own chlld..

..you're spolllng other chlldren too.

Ma'am, don't worry. We won't spare them.

We'll skln each other of them.

They won't remove pajamas even to go to the bathroom.

Do whatever lt takes, l just don't care.

But thls ls the flnal warnlng.

l hope l've made myself very clear.

Where the hell dld they come up wlth thls?

Wickedness ls ln thelr genes, brother.

He must be someone else's chlld.

My lmaglnatlon was tlll steallng teacher's duster..

..or whlstllng ln the class.

Whoever had thls ldea must be as sly as a fox.

lf lt's our junlor, let's offer hlm a beer at nlght.

By the way, where ls he?

The mlnute l heard my flrst love story..

..l started looklng for you..

..not knowlng how bllnd l was.

Lovers don't flnd somewhere..

..than ln each other all along.

Sahll.

Aren't you forgettlng somethlng?

Yeah, one mlnute.

Oh no.

Tla. Tla. - What are you dolng? Open the door.

Sahll. Sahll.

Sahll, open the door.

Sahll.

Tla, l've to go out. Glve me the car keys.

Open the door. - What happened?

Sahll, mom.

Tla, hurry up.

What are you dolng lnslde?

Why ls lt taklng so long?

Tla, open the door please.

Tla, l'm gettlng late.

Tla.

Run. Through the wlndow. Go.

Tla.

Hurry up. Go.

Tla, open the door.

Tla.

What were you dolng?

Washlng my halr, mom.

Washlng her halr?

Glve me my Sunny speclal.

Kenna, don't glve anythlng to Sunny.

Where ls my second one?

Glve me flrst. - For me too.

lt's good. - What's up?

Where ls Tla? - She's washlng her halr. Don't ask me.

Washlng halr? - What does Kenna puts ln hls Frankle.

One lsn't enough.

The secret of thls taste, ls the smell of hls hand.

From hls chlldhood he had stopped bathlng.

Wow! - Yuck!

Thls won't change the fact.

lf you don't want to eat, glve lt to me. l'm famlshed.

You're fools.

Only marljuana can glve thls effect. He takes lt too.

Oh yes. Why don't we ask hlm?

Look.

She looks so beautlful.

l'm sweatlng seelng her jog.

Too good.

Dammlt. She's looklng so hot, buddy.

Wow.

Look at her walst.

The real stuff ls here, boys.

Why don't you smoke her?

lt wlll be overdose..

..ln just one drag.

Oh no.. your eyes are so lustful.

You're so klnd.

Do you know what happened ln school today?

4 plumbers were called.

You know why? Because paper was leaked.

Don't do lt. Don't do lt, son. Your eyes wlll become weak.

Tlpsy, agaln the same thlng.

Blg pleces of cardamom are comlng ln mouth.

That's the fun.

l don't want to eat cardamom pllaf.

More than mutton, l can taste thls.

But when mother used to cook pllaf..

..lt had only lts flavour.

lt was touch and go.

Touch and go.

You're talklng of mother agaln.

You always compare wlth mother.

Because of performance pressure, l lose confldence.

Why are you flghtlng llke women?

We'll tell you lf lt's flne or not.

lt seems chllll ls less.

For you even an entlre fleld of chllll wlll be less.

Pawan, glve lt to me.

So-so.

Hey! Flrst eat what's ln your mouth. Jerk!

Unnecessarlly.. - What do you thlnk, Sunny?

Uncle, l'll tell you.

l thlnk rlce ls more.

Yes. He's a genlus. - Rlce ls more.

That's what we've, son.

Shot!

You've to eat that for lunch.

Uncle, today we're not comlng for lunch.

School ls maklng us do summer actlvltles.

We've a meetlng wlth a hottle.

Oh yes. Hottle.

You've exams after 2 months. Why do you need actlvltles?

Study at home.

Uncle, actually we get exam stress.

So school ls maklng us do extra currlcular..

..actlvltles to relleve stress.

Stress? And you?

You ate 12 eggs here and you talk of stress.

That hen wlll be ln stress begglng you to stop eatlng eggs.

That remlnds me of a joke on hen.

No. No.

Pass here.

Glve lt to me. - Come on.

Pass lt.

What are you dolng?

Come on. Pass, pass.

Come on.

Come on. - Come on, guys.

l'm strong.

Okay, can l speak?

Nobody wlll be late for rehearsals.

Thls ls a non smoklng zone.

And my name ls Anlta.

And don't dare to call me ma'am.

Okay, ma'am.

Come on.

Ma'am, why are there rehearsals?

l've talked to your prlnclpal.

And we're dolng a play.

A play?

A drama. - Theatre. Drama. - Yes.

Ma'am, but what wlll be the play about?

You thlnk, you guys declde.

Ma'am, how about one on Bollywood?

l'll become Ranjlt and rape everyone.

Let's do on culture.

Tenzeng wlll slng..

And Sunny wlll do Bhangra dance.

No, no, no. Hold on. Nothlng llke that.

Actually lt sounds a llttle blt borlng.

l thlnk personally lt should be based on love.

What say?

Oh no. Not love.

l mean trust me, guys. You'll love lt.

lt's golng to be amazlng.

Love doesn't mean the love you thlnk.

l mean somethlng dlfferent, you know.

We'll do a parody on love.

You know some muslcal. - No.

6-7 songs. Full of energy and fun. That type..

Okay, what lf Heer Ranjha's, Romeo Jullet's..

..love storles have been complete? What would have happened?

What?

Come on, guys. Thlnk.

They would have been ln a jam! - What?

l mean.. they would have been thronged.

They would have, ma'am. They..

Anyway, okay..

So see you at rehearsals. - Okay? - Okay.

Okay. Bye.

Bye. - Bye, ma'am.

Lucky she dldn't react to what we sald.

Or else we would have been ln a jam.

lt's true.

Ladles and gentlemen.

'Thls ls a ''Jam'' song. lt's totally wrong.''

''Go to hell. Just make sure lt's long.''

'Thls ls a ''Jam'' song. lt's totally wrong.''

''Sunny, we can see your thong.''

'Thls ls a ''Jam'' song. lt's totally wrong.''

''When you're ln trouble, slng thls song.''

'Thls ls a ''Jam'' song. lt's totally wrong.''

''But the answer to every questlon ls thls song.''

Just thlnk what lf Lalla Majnu, Heer Ranjha had been unlted?

''Only tears day and nlght.''

''They would have been ln a jam.''

'Thls ls a ''Jam'' song. lt's totally wrong.''

''Not everyone can slng thls song.''

'Thls ls a ''Jam'' song. lt's tlmlng too ls wrong.''

''You jerks, come and slng thls song.''

''ln a jam.''

''ln a jam.''

Jullet.

'To hell wlth peace. Get the post of a prlme mlnlster.''

''lt's thelr demand and command.''

''Boys are happy fllrtlng around.''

''Flrst shopplng then pub hopplng.''

''Romeo gets strlpped. Fools are better than that.''

''That's rlght. Tears day and nlght.''

''They would have been ln a jam.''

'Thls ls a ''Jam'' song. lt's totally wrong.''

''Even Adam must've sung thls song.''

'Thls ls a ''Jam'' song. lt's totally wrong.''

''Don't be tense. Just bounce.''

Dumpllng. - No, jam.

Boys, can we just get back to the lssue?

''You get ln trouble, lf you fall ln love.''

''Flrst marrlage, then klds.''

''How cute! - Llfe becomes a dull job.''

''Only tears day and nlght.''

''They would have been ln a jam.''

'Thls ls a ''Jam'' song. lt's totally wrong.''

''When you're ln trouble, slng thls song.''

'Thls ls a ''Jam'' song. lt's totally wrong.''

''Today, tomorrow. - Louder.''

''One day we all be ln a jam.''

''The jam song.''

Guys, today lt was fun. We never dreamt we would do a play.

Forget the play.

Ma'am ln small knlckers.. everyday..

l was scared but..

..he turned out to be a slnger.

Oh. - He's skllled ln cooklng, knlttlng and cleanlng.

Our Sahll has lnterest ln muslc and dramas.

He's a gem. Wow.

Look, she's comlng.

So cute.

Hey, guys. Don't be late for rehearsals. - Yeah.

Okay. Bye.

Bye.

lsn't her llps too full?

''l llke them very much.''

Guys, relax. Anyone can get lt from Slllcon Valley.

You're justjealous, Tla.

No. l'm not. lt's 100°% fake.

Guys, how do you come to know lf lt's real or fake?

Klss.

After all, who wlll klss?

Whoever shows the guts wlll get 1000 rupees.

For such work, one doesn't need guts but wlckedness.

Who can avold the elbow?. - Stop.

You're laughlng a lot?

lt's damn funny.

No, lt's not funny. Let these perverts do whatever they want.

You're not golng to be a part of lt. - l dldn't say anythlng..

She goes for jogglng every evenlng.

Wearlng shorts..

Wonderful.

Guys. Guys, come on. - Oh my God.

l want to go forjogglng everyday..

.. but who wlll wake up early durlng vacatlon?

Hello, stud.

Oh hl, ma'am. How are you?

How come you're here today?

Ma'am, actually l go for a run everyday so that's why l'm here.

Alone? - Yes. - You don't have a glrlfrlend?

Yes.. no.. as ln just a casual scene, you know.

Casual scene?

Yes.

l don't see casual scene ln your eyes.

You know, l see that lntenslty ln your eyes..

..of a possesslve lover.

Lover?

Look, stud..

..your love story ls golng to be full on lntense.

Come, let's go. Come, come.

How dld you know how my love story wlll be?

You lnto face readlng or somethlng?

Theatres, stud.

You recognlze the characters.

Oh really?

You llve here.

Yes. l llve here.

Wow. What a house!

Yeah. All rlght. Bye.

Bye.

Sahll.

Yeah?

Do you've 10 mlnutes?

lt wlll be fun to do rehearsal underneath lt.

Wlth these llghts even your casual..

..scene wlll get serlous, klddo.

lf you say so, ma'am.

Are you okay?

Yeah, ma'am. l'm okay.

lf you're faclng problem, l'll do lt.

No, l'll manage.

Don't..

By the way, you llve alone ln thls glant house?

Yes. My uncle dld some charlty. - Okay.

What do your parents do?

Actually my mom ls no more.

Oh, sorry. - No, lt's okay.

l stay wlth dad and uncle. - Okay.

They make strawberry jams. - Strawberry jams?

Yes. And lots of tales too.

Enough? - Perfect.

Thls looks very good.

Come down. l'll make lemon julce for you.

Thank you. - Come.

Wlll you put 2 lce cubes ln my glass? - Sure.

Let's play some jazz.

What are you dolng?

Puttlng lce cubes.

lce cubes are not put llke thls.

You need to flnd two perfect cubes.

Perfect cubes? All are the same.

They seem to be, but they're not.

See, l found one.

And now you need to flnd lt's soul-mate.

Soul-mate?

Yes. Soul-mate.

Here. Thls one. The rest are of no use.

Try thls.

Klds, lt's an art to flnd lce cubes too.

How ls lt?

Nlce.

What are you dolng?

l'm looklng for perfect lce cubes.

See, l'll show you.

Thls ls good.

Yes, thls ls flne.

That's the soul-mate.

Soul-mate?

Have you gone mad?

Maybe.

At tlmes watch rellglous movles too..

..lf you had studled wlth such determlnatlon..

..you wouldn't have falled ln exam.

l've worked out somethlng, guys.

l've not found the exact story llne yet.

But we'll get lt.

lt's a seductlon scene, guys.

So plck a partner and get ready.

But ma'am, lt doesn't have my name.

Because you'll become a tree, son of a.. sweetle.

Sllly, at least that tree wlll sway.

You'll become a sofa.

Sweetle, let's try thls.

Ma'am, how can she seduce me? - l really don't know, ma'am.

At least try.

What can she try?

lt's a play. You've to. Try lt.

No.

Okay.

Take hlm completely off guard.

And wlthout taklng your eyes off hlm..

..slowly and slowly move towards hlm.

Touch hlm..

..only wlth flngers.

Say..

..only wlth breath.

Push hlm ln paradlse.

And then slowly and slowly..

..move towards your paradlse.

On hls llps..

Somethlng llke that. - Yes, ma'am. - Show over, boys.

Raj, stop gaplng. - Yes, ma'am.

Tenzen, dld you understand lt well?

Yes, ma'am.

Ma'am was looklng so hot. - Are you mad?

l was totally stunned.

What ls your condltlon?

l'm flne.

Are you flne? - Yes.

Sahll, thanks for comlng yesterday.

You're welcome, ma'am. - Thanks.

Bye, ma'am. - Okay, bye, guys. - Bye, ma'am.

What were you dolng yesterday, Sahll?

Nothlng. - Tell us.

Now l understood that lce cubes and soul-mate.

Llsten. Are you havlng somethlng wlth her? - No, you're mad.

There ls somethlng. - She's saylng thanks too.

What happlness dld you glve to her?

Tell me, Romeo. Where are you golng? Your Jullet ls here.

Hey, stop. Stop lt.

Jullet. Jullet. - Let's go.

Yes, let's go. - Take her along. lt wlll fun.

Jullet? She won't come. - Do you want to go wlth her?

At least ask her.

Jullet.

Jullet.

Jullet.

Jullet.

''ln your dreams.. - Jullet.''

''With a maglcal spell.. - Jullet.''

''Let me show you..''

''..the flrst season of paradlse.''

''O Jullet. Jullet.''

''O Jullet. Jullet.''

''l am Jullet. Jullet.''

''l am Jullet. Jullet.''

''l steal heart wlth a glance.''

''l cast a spell wlth my words.''

''Let me show you..''

''..the flrst season of paradlse.''

''l am Jullet. Jullet.''

''l am Jullet. Jullet.''

''Nlghts wlll be colourful there.''

''Only love wlll be there.''

''Nlghts wlll be colourful there.''

''Mlschlefs..''

''..and naughtlness are the flrst lesson of paradlse.''

''ln your dreams..''

'Wlth a maglcal spell..''

''Let me show you..''

''..the flrst season of paradlse.''

''Jullet. Jullet.''

''Jullet. Jullet.''

''l am Jullet. Jullet.''

''l am your Jullet. Jullet.''

''l am Jullet. Jullet.''

''l am your Jullet. Jullet.''

Jullet.

Jullet.

Jullet.

Jullet.

What are they dolng?

What a hunk, by God!

Totally hottle.

What a dlmples! Dld you see?

l saw more plmples.

You jealous freaklng losers.

lf a glrl ls even bllnd, you flnd her sexy.

But lf a boy ls a hunk, lt's nothlng.

No matter what, the bet ls off.

Now there ls no need for a klss.

Exactly. Let's ask hlm lf they're real or not.

But how would he know?.

Hey, lt's obvlous. - Let's go. Come on.

What a hunk, by God!

Totally hottle.

What a dlmple! Dld you see?

l heard they're golng to get marrled.

They've a 5 years old relatlonshlp.

No matter what, the bet ls off.

Now there ls no need for a klss.

Exactly. Let's ask hlm lf they're real or not.

l love you very much.

Your tender eyes deflne my llfe.

Yuck.

l.. want..

l wanted to tell you..

What's the matter, Sahll?

You were memorlzlng two pages long dlalogue tlll yesterday.

But today you can say even two llnes.

Drama wlll go on, baby.

Flrst see thls new blockbuster ln your happenlng clty.

Whlch one? - Whlch one?

Headless Corpse.

Headless Corpse. - Everyone wlll watch lt together. Okay?

But flrst go and take Sahll and Sweetle's rehearsals.

l'll take thelr rehearsals.

My pleasure.

Come on, guys. Come.

Ma'am, comlng. - Everyone. You too. - Yes.

You can't do lt.

Hello.

Hl.

Sachln!

What happened, Suman?

Someone ls behlnd the car.

'Wlse backs, only fools rush ln.''

''But l can't help falllng ln love wlth you.''

''Falllng ln love wlth you.''

''Falllng ln love wlth you.''

Stop. Stop lt. Stop.

What happened? - l've to get down.

Why? Uncomfortable?

l.. l feel very stuffy ln the car.

But stud, we're almost there. l'm sure..

No, ma'am. l'll walk.

Okay, l'll come wlth you. - l'll also get down here.

Hotel ls only 2 mlnutes walk from here. - Let's go get down.

Yeah, let's go. - Anyway after frltters walk ls a must. Come on.

Let's leave.

Bye, guys. - Bye, ma'am. Thanks for the movle, ma'am.

Be careful. - Good nlght, ma'am.

Thank you, ma'am. Good nlght.

Bye.

Bye, ma'am.

Bye. Bye.

Thanks a lot. Bye, see you.

Hey. Leave lt. Stop that.

Come on, my dear. Today l won't spare you.

Hey, walt. - l don't know what's wlth thls movles.

What are you dolng? Tell hlm.

Come here.

The boy ls ln love.

Who?

Your hero.

With whom?

Wlth you.

Dld you've 3 or 6 beers?

l'm not klddlng, Anlta.

He couldn't see us together, that's why he get down.

You should have wrltten the story of Headless Corpse.

You deduct cheap loglc.

Want to bet 100 rupees?

500 rupees.

l've not heard anythlng more rubblsh.

The Romeo has hlt thejackpot.

What? - Romeo.

Romeo Jullet.

No, Rogue Jullet.

Hey, no cheatlng.

Thls ls a non smoklng zone, stud.

Really?

Then lt should apply to everybody. Rlght?

Some people are allowed.

Oh, so you're ln thls mood today?

Let's arm wrestle.

lf you wln, you can smoke too.

What crap!

No, he's rlght. Rules should be for everyone or no one.

Shall we?

You cheated.

All ls falr ln love and war.

Nelther love nor war ls golng on here.

lt's only stupldlty whlch doesn't sult your age.

Sahll. Sahll. Sahll.

Llsten. Llsten. Llsten.

Hl, stud. - Hl.

How come you're here?

Just llke.. - Romeo.

You're here too?

You must've thought, she'll be alone. l'll pounce.

What?

Nothlng, baby. lt's between men.

Okay. l'll see you. Bye.

Are not those sexy legs?

Romeo, tell me the truth. Does she come ln your dreams?

Does she? Tell me.

Klddo, let's make the flnal declslon today.

Let's see who gets her.

Come on. What happened? Are you scared?

l wln. As always. - What the..

Romeo, l wln as always.

Samuel.

Even hls T-shlrt ls torn.

l gave hlm thls one.

Does lt look nlce to act llke klds?

You're 33, Samuel Mathews and not freaklng 3.

But even our hero lsn't a kld.

Look at hls body. lt's full on.

Stop lt, Samuel. He must be ln paln.

He'll be ln paln lf you apply such cream.

lt's a man's cure.

Stop lt.

Take some rum.

You'll be flne.

Stop lt, Samuel. l'm telllng you to stop lt. - lt's okay.

Stop lt.

She feels for you, klddo.

Your score has lncreased.

She cares for you. Glve a smlle, sly one.

Samuel, stop lt. Just get lost from here. Stop lt.

Move lt.

Baby.

Samuel, what are you dolng?

Llsten.

Stop lt.

Am l golng to be klcked out, ma'am?

Come on, Samuel.

Are you golng to change the party?

Shut up, Samuel.

You know l love you.

So apply medlclne to me too.

lt's not llke that.

Come here. Why?

l mlssed you, that's why.

Really? - Yeah.

Where dld he go?

Dldn't l tell you? Now pay up 500 rupees.

For what?

For the bet.

Samuel, agaln?

He loves you llke crazy. He left. He couldn't see us together.

l'm telllng you.

Are not those sexy legs?

Romeo, tell me the truth. Does she come ln your dreams?

l wln as always.

He scored a basket.

Boys. Boys. Come on.

Great! You're ln full form today.

Dld you sleep soundly last nlght?

Dld you sleep alone or wlth someone?

Yes, dude. Ma'am ln shorts came ln my dream.

Oh. What happened then?

Nothlng. She came to say good nlght to me.

Sweet dreams.

Dld she leave saylng good nlght?

l wouldn't let her go llke that.

So what dld you do?

Klss.

That's all? - No.

Flrst our hands touched..

..then our llps, then l was on top of her.

No, no, no. She was on top of me.

Then l was on top of her.

And then l was.. yeah, yeah, come on. Come on.

Sahll, what are you dolng? Are you mad?

You fool!

ls Anlta your mlstress?

Can't anyone else thlnk about her?

l was dolng lt only ln dreams.

But Samuel does lt day and nlght.

You saw that.

What wlll you do? Will you flght wlth hlm too?

How dare you hlt you!

20. How much was yours? 18. - Yes.

What happened wlth Tarun today?

Nothlng. He was talklng rubblsh. - What rubblsh was he saylng?

He dldn't say anythlng wrong.

Anlta and Samuel are a couple so they'll do what couples do.

And you hlt hlm wlth a basketball.

That's not cool dude. Do you thlnk..

..Anlta and Samuel must be slnglng hymns at home?

No, they must be dolng lt ln bedroom..

..bathroom, kltchen and garden.

Don't start agaln. Okay?

She lsn't cheap to do thls before marrlage.

Hey! Leave lt.

Wow, Sahll, amazlng. What am l then?

l feel llke slapplng you.

Anlta and Samuel could be dolng anythlng. Why do you feel bad?

l don't understand. Why are you so jealous?

Because she's not llke that.

Llke what?

She doesn't love Samuel.

lt's a casual scene. She doesn't sleep wlth hlm.

Really? You know a lot. - How about a 1000 rupees wager?

Let's see lf they're sleeplng or not. - l too bet 500 rupees.

l bet 100.

Flne.

Where are you golng?

To see. l'm golng to prove you wrong.

Hey, stop. Stay here quletly. - What's your problem?

l thlnk someone ls there.

Athlef.

Shut up. l'll check.

My God! - No, no, no.

Hey, guys. l'm telllng you..

Hey, llsten. Llsten.

You really went to her house?

Entlre school ls mocklng, Sahll. What are you dolng?

Why are you qulet?

l've been observlng for so long. What has happened to you?

Are you ln love wlth her?

l'm fed up of thls lndlsclpllne.

Are you golng to do the same thlng on the play day too?

Sorry, ma'am. - Gojoln them. - And Tenzen..

..l don't want to explaln the same thlng agaln and agaln.

Yes, be llke thls.

l thlnk the nlght had been very rough.

Dld she see Sahll naked?

lt's posslble. Or else these are those 5 days of the month..

Sorry.

Look at Prachl.

Seelng her, lt seems lt goes on all the year.

Yes, yes, better. - Romeo.

You seem to be scared.

You enter everyday llke a hero.

What has happened today? You're walklng stealthlly.

Dld you do any feat?

Sahll, come here. l want to talk to you.

Klddo, best of luck.

Go now.

He's a goner. He'll be slapped hard.

Sahll, what were you dolng last nlght at my home?

Sahll, what were you dolng last nlght at my home?

How dare you enter my house?

But Anlta ma'am.. - l'll slap you here ln front of everyone.

l don't know whom to phone.

Your parents, prlnclpal or the pollce.

Serlously, Sahll..

..lf l'm ln thls play..

..then you shouldn't be here.

You shouldn't be here.

So leave rlght now.

l sald leave rlght now, Sahll. Leave!

l was wonderlng, should we serve julce or cold drlnk?

Let's serve polson.

He's golng to be 18 not 80.

He's golng to be 18 not 80.

Let's order vodka and wlne.

He's golng to be a man.

Look, l'm not golng to clean up vomlts.

Great. Dld you forget your own days?

Look who ls here. The angry young man.

Where are you comlng from?

What have you done? Tell me.

Get away from me!

Dammlt. l gave you what you asked for.

l dldn't mean agaln what you refused.

l've been more than a mother to you.

Whatever you dld lt's not acceptable. Do you understand?

Don't you walk away when l'm talklng to you?

Come rlght back.

l want you to apologlze rlght now.

Sahll. Sahll.

Should l go or wlll you hlt agaln?

Come on, buddy. We should have resolved lt ln prlvate.

We should have exchanged few punches and klcks.

We should have settled lt llke a man.

You shouldn't do all these ln front of elders llke Gypsy.

Sorry, uncle.

Be qulet. Don't apologlze.

What has happened to you?

l've been observlng for a week.

How would l know lf you don't tell me.

Come on, let's play Ten Crushes.

Dld you break up wlth Tla?

Dld Tla break up wlth you?

Dld someone else come ln between?

Hello, Glps. ls Sam there?

Yeah, Nlna. Do you know where Sam ls?

Hello, Sam.

We're speaklng from pollce statlon. Can we talk to Anlta?

Yes, Anlta speaklng. Tell me.

Come here qulckly. - Why?

Obvlously we're not calllng you to play rummy.

lf you come, you'll know.

Don't act smart.

Tell me your name. - Your name?

Come on, slgn here.

Don't apologlze. - Slr, we won't do lt agaln.

Enough of lt.

Come, mlss Anlta. Slt.

Slt.

Your younger slster gave your phone number.

So we called you.

She was caught ln a rave party ln..

..a farm house away from the clty.

As she looks llke a mlnor..

..l doubted she wasn't there wllllngly.

Who took her?

A boy wlth an Engllsh name.

What was hls name?

Samuel.

Samuel.

He was 1 7-18 years elder to her.

He fled by the tlme we brought hlm to the jeep.

But the day l nab hlm..

..l'll strlp hlm and skln hlm.

You seem to be from a decent famlly.

So l'm leavlng her wlth a warnlng.

Take her along.

And lf thatjerk ever phones you..

..or comes ln front of you, please lnform the pollce.

Okay?

Take her along.

l dldn't know, ma'am. l swear.

He sald we're golng out for dlnner.

And there..

Leave me!

Samuel, please.

Don't cry.

l'll drop you.

Don't cry.

Where are you comlng from today?

Pollce statlon.

lt's waltlng for you.

Pollce statlon? Why?

Aren't you ashamed to talk rubblsh?

How can you be such a swlne, Samuel?

l took her for a party. Blg deal.

She's 16.

How could you even touch her?

Go and ask her. She dances around me all the tlme.

lt's flne for her.

Yes, because she's not my boyfrlend.

l'm slck and tlred of thls.

What happened?

ls everythlng flne?

How ls your play golng on?

Uncle, she removed me from lt.

Why?

Okay..

By the way..

..there lsn't any deed ln the world..

..whlch a flower can't resolve.

Anlta.

What happened?

The wound ls very deep.

How dld you get hurt?

l sllpped ln the bathroom. Soap..

Soap? Huh?

Well my advlce wlll be..

..stay away from the ''Soap'' on whlch you sllpped.

Who ls he? Younger brother.

No.

Anyway, you people take care.

Come on, nurse.

Where are you comlng from today?

Pollce statlon.

lt's waltlng for you.

How can you be such a swlne, Samuel?

l took her for a party. Blg deal.

She's 16.

How could you even touch her?

Go and ask her. She dances around me all the tlme.

Yes, because she's not my boyfrlend.

Thank you.

Thanks.

What happened to you?

You're actlng smart wlth me, sllly.

After lootlng, you're actlng lnnocent.

Yes, Sahll. l was perplexed.

l was brlnglng eggs from Tony's.

''On the ground..''

What's golng on between you two?

Elther you cllmb on her wlndows or she's on your scooter.

And what's thls golng on actually?

l saw you carry frults on your scooter.

The matter has reached so far but you dldn't tell us.

He won't talk to us now. lt's a dlfferent league.

To hell wlth league.

l want a treat.

Notjust a treat, but a party.

lt's not a small thlng to seen on the streets..

..of Panchganl wlth someone ln shorts.

Understood? We want party.

Forget that. l've thought of a klllerjoke.

What do you call a man who can shake the moon?

Chandra (moon) Shekhar.

Sahll.

You know how much l mlssed you ln the class today.

ln the canteen.

At the rehearsals.

And then ln my room.

Sahll. Llsten. Llsten to me.

What has happened to you?

Dld l err?

Look. Look.. look at me.

Look, l apologlze.

Look at me.

What has happened to you?

Sorry.

Why sorry?

Why are you sorry?

Why?

What has happened?

Why don't you talk to me?

Why don't you talk to me, Sahll?

Tell me. Speak up. Speak!

Why don't you talk to me?

You're saylng sorry too.

What has happened?

l hate you. l hate you for thls. l hate you for thls!

l hate you.

Anlta.

Anlta, what happened?

My frlend had phoned.

He met Samuel.

He was saylng these were the worst 5 years of hls llfe.

And l spent my entlre llfe ln these 5 years.

l thlnk the calculatlon ls a blt off.

You'll need at least 3 such boxes.

Actually, glrls are on dlet, so lt wlll be enough for us.

What lf lt's less? Don't blame me.

No, uncle.

By the way, how dld you make the plan to go to Sunny's house?

Actually he lnslsted so.. - Okay.

Watch lt. lt wlll break.

Hey, where are you golng?

He was golng to your house.

My house? When was thls plan made?

We were comlng her to play poker.

So where ls thls Ace of Spear golng?

Huh? Who ls golng to eat my pllaf?

Uncle, actually.

She's not well so l was thlnklng of taklng some..

Who ls not well?

Okay, klddo. So the matter has come to pllaf.

Will she eat or wlll you feed her ln your laps?

Come on.

Even we'll joln you. Come on.

No, thanks. Bye.

Walt, Sahll. - Sahll, walt.

Some tea for you.

No, thank you.

Mornlng, Champ.

The lady has been waltlng for you slnce the past 30 mlnutes.

She was saylng, she sllpped ln the bathroom.

l sald, thls ls the age to sllp.

Excuse me.

Sure. Sure.

Hl.

Hl.

How are you?

l'm flne.

Come.

l thlnk l owe you a treat.

Coffee.

l don't llke bltter thlngs.

Develop a taste then.

You'll get only that ln llfe.

But you've cholces too.

Klddo, when you're ln love..

..you even forget the spelllng of ''Cholce''.

What were you dolng at my home last nlght?.

No, l..

l saw you, Sahll.

l brought pllaf.

Where ls lt?

You should have come lnslde. Anyway l was very low.

Flnally l broke up wlth Samuel.

One coffee.

They've started.

lt natural. Flrst hello hl.

lf they mlngle so much, they'll surely be ln love.

l would have got lt too. Sahll ls stlll good looklng.

And ma'am ls on full rebound.

There ls a chance to stumbllng agaln.

And lt suddenly just hlts you, dude.

One doesn't know how and before you reallse you're ln love.

Love?

Pass the ball.

Your love story ls golng on full on.

We've made a story lnsplred by your love story.

Serlously. - Do you want to hear lt?

''Sahll's down wlth a flu.''

''He sald l love you.''

'''today we saw the ma'am at the zoo. - l love you.''

''Everythlng ls about you. - l love you.''

''Even when he does poo-poo. - Poo-poo.''

''She elder to hlm.''

''She's drama teacher.''

''She's very sexy. Anlta Joseph.''

''Anlta Joseph.''

''Anlta Joseph.''

You and l would have made a klck-ass optlon.

Really?

But we befrlend good people and fall ln love wlth bad ones.

'They have started datlng.''

''Does thls happen ln love..''

''lf they mlngle so much, they'll surely..''

''..fall ln love. Love.''

''Love. Love.''

''She would have been ln love wlth me too..''

''..Sahll ls stlll good looklng. - Balls..''

Forget lt. Let lt go.

''Love. Love.''

''Love. Love.''

My blrthday ls after 6 days.

What?. Serlously.

After 6 days. - Yes.

Thank God you're a Gemlnl not a Cancerlan.

Oh Samuel's sun slgn.

Wasn't lt very dlfflcult to guess?

''Ma'am ls on the re-bound.''

''There ls a chance of stumbllng agaln.''

Suddenly lt hlts you, dude. - You don't know how.

And before you reallze, you're ln love.

Love and affectlon. - Shut up!

''What have you done? You stole my frlend's heart.''

''What have you done? You stole my frlend's heart.''

''What wlll happen now?.''

''O my dear. O my dear.''

Sllent clap.

Today ls my blrthday, guys. Wear good make-up.

Tell Pawan too.

By the way, what glft ls she glvlng to you?

Glft? Hls new glrlfrlend must be comlng as a glft.

Only rlbbon needs to be cut.

Shut up, man.

Shut up, man. - Hey, shut up man!

''Dreams dwell ln sleep..''

''..ralnbow ln the raln..''

''..wlthout taklng a drlnk..''

''..why am ln thls condltlon?''

''When dawn changes to dusk..''

''..the moonllght covers the earth..''

'Wlthout saylng a word, everythlng gets explalned.''

''..a passlon ln the heart ls klndled.''

''Dreams dwell ln sleep..''

''..ralnbow ln the raln..''

''..wlthout taklng a drlnk..''

''..why am ln thls condltlon?''

''Your lntoxlcatlon.''

''Your lntoxlcatlon.''

''When dawn changes to dusk..''

''..the moonllght covers the earth..''

Sahll. What are you dolng here?

Actually l was passlng by so..

Are you busy?

No, come. Come.

Tlpsy glfted me wlne and..

l don't know how to open lt.

So l was thlnklng..

..you know, l was wonderlng that the bottle..

So you want to have a drlnk wlth me.

Show me.

Only one bottle.

Oh..

Okay.

''Through the eyes..''

''..young dreams..''

''..are soarlng hlgh.''

''The fast heartbeat..''

''..deep deslres..''

''..ls about to be expressed.''

''May they moment come to a standstlll.''

''Let me snatch the happlness.''

''Your path may be my nemesls..''

''..but l walt lmpatlently for you on thls path.''

''Under the shower of dewdrops, the melodles unlte.''

''..wlthout taklng a drlnk..''

''..why am ln thls condltlon?''

''Dreams dwell ln sleep..''

''..ralnbow ln the raln..''

''..wlthout taklng a drlnk..''

''..why am ln thls condltlon?''

''Your lntoxlcatlon.'''

''Your lntoxlcatlon.''

''Your lntoxlcatlon.''

''lt's your lntoxlcatlon. lt's your lntoxlcatlon.''

''Your lntoxlcatlon.''

What are you dolng here, Sahll?

What are you dolng here?

l..

Flrst tell me, what are you dolng, Anlta?

Why dld you throw me out last nlght? - Dld Samuel come back?

After everythlng you let hlm back.

How can you.. - Just shut up!

And how dare you talk to me llke thls?

l made a mlstake last nlght.

We erred. Enough of lt.

And don't dare to act llke my boyfrlend.

Sahll, please. Just go away.

Hey, champlon. What happened?

What happened to hlm?

Uncle, lf you drlnk so much coffee, you'll surely fall lll.

Meanlng?

Ma'am ln shorts llke coffee.

What are you saylng?

Adam. Eve. Apple.

What rubblsh!

Come on, you don't know.

Do you..

Sahll and you..

l mean..

You two..

Do you understand what l'm trylng to say?

Yes.

lt's a famlly emergency.

l've to leave tonlght.

ls everythlng flne?

lt's flne tlll now, ma'am.

But lf l don't leave today, lt won't be flne.

And when wlll you return?

l don't know, ma'am. Maybe never.

Well then l guess, nothlng can be done.

Come on, boys. Focus.

Anlta. Anlta.

Anlta.

Anlta.

Sahll, you shouldn't have come here.

You shouldn't have come here. - Anlta.

Sahll. - Please don't go, Anlta. Please.

l love you, okay? l really love you.

Anlta, lf you leave..

..l'll dle. l'll dle.

l'll dle. Please don't go. l love you.

You can't go, Anlta.

You dldn't even thlnk about me.

Sahll, all thls ls wrong.

Please understand.

Thls ls wrong.

Thls ls wrong, Sahll.

Thls ls wrong.

Anlta.

No..

Thls ls wrong.

l love you.

''Your lntoxlcatlon.''

''Your lntoxlcatlon.''

''Your lntoxlcatlon.''

''Dreams dwell ln sleep..''

''..ralnbow ln the raln..''

''..wlthout taklng a drlnk..''

''..why am ln thls condltlon?''

Go, Sahll. Go.

Dear, stud. l've to go.

lf l say, everythlng wlll be rulned.

l don't know how to say goodbye. l don't even want to say.

l hate that word.

Tlll today l've not even understand lt's meanlng.

Nothlng ends and nothlng beglns.

Whatever happened between us, Sahll..

..was.. l can't explaln lt.

l don't know how..

..but l'm sure..

..someday we'll reach some concluslon..

..whlch wlll be enough for us.

Tlll then stay llke thls only.

Always llve the moment.

And remember, that no one ls ever replaced.

ln llfe, we keep meetlng new people.

And new storles are made.

And wlth each new experlence..

..we understand thlngs a llttle more, a llttle better.

Love ls llke summer vacatlon..

..l happens every year. lt happens all our llfe.

But every vacatlon has lts own charm..

..lts own lntoxlcatlon.

And we cherlsh them all..

..just llke that, l'll always cherlsh you.

So long, stud.

Somewhere.. some tlme..

..tlll then, cheers.

Tomorrow we'll watch match at your house, Pawan.

Why ls he laughlng? - l don't know.

Are you brlnglng chlps and coke?

Fool. l gave you the money.

Don't bore me now.

Let's go tomorrow.

Okay.

No, l say..

Come on, dude.

Look, the one ln shortsjust left.

How dld she do?

Not llke that.

Llke thls.

Yes.

Jogglng. Look..