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I don't know how much longer
I can go on, Benny.
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If I don't make it,
you tell Prudence I love her.
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You tell her yourself.
You're not quitting on me.
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You gotta have hope.
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If my navigation
is correct,
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Oregon is just past
those trees!
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Yes! It's so close
I can actually smell it!
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Yes, come on!
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-Oregon, ho!
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Oh, I see.
You were probably smelling
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all the death
and destruction.
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That's funny.
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I mean, not funny.Tragic.
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My God.
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Looks like a bomb went off.
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Where is everybody?
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Greetings, travelers.
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Welcome to Oregon.
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Sorry about my appearance.
Times have been tough.
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No, no, it's--
it's very nice.
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Very storage chic.
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Thank you.
It breathes.
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What happened here?
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Trig happened.
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She destroyed our land,
poisoned our water,
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and turned Oregon
into this nightmare.
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This is the worst thing
I've ever seen.
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Way worse than anything
you've ever done.
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All right,
it's not a competition.
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Sure, sure, yeah.
No, I know that.
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But if it were, though?
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Trig would be winning
by a lot.
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Like, a lot!
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By any chance,
have you heard of
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a woman named
Prudence Aberdeen?
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You mean
the governor's wife?Wait.
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Todd is the governor?
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Oh! So you know Todd.
Yeah, he's great.
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Yeah, really cool.
Really down to earth.
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We think he's
an evil psychopath.
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Oh, okay, yeah,
no, that guy sucks.
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Yeah, they're in
the governor's mansion.
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But you'll never get in it.
He's using Trig's gang
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as his own personal
security force.
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I missed my chance
to fight for Prudence once.
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Nothing's gonna stop me
this time.
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All right, Rev.
As long as you're gonna go
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all cowboy on me,
take this.
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It's my lucky gun. Killed
my first Irishman with it.
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Though certainly
not my last.No, no.
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I get it.
You killed a lot of Irishmen.
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Damn skippy.
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Ezekiel, if you don't
make it back,
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I hope that you go
to the good part of Hell
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where they still roast you
over a spit,
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but they don't pull
your intestines
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out through your butt.
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Thank you, Phaedra.
I really appreciate that.
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You go save Prudence.
I'll take care of Trig.
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All right, good luck
to all of you.
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I'll be here if you need me.
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Huh?
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Oh, it's really
nice in there.
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He's got a kitchenette
and everything.
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Okay, God, I don't know
what's behind this door,
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but I am prepared to do
anything to get Prudence back,
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so, basically...
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Sorry, not sorry.
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Whoa!
Not what I was expecting!
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Welcome to the orgy.
May I offer you some lube?
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What is this den of sin?
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Oregon is burning outside
and you're in here
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having some sort of
debaucherous sex party?
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Yes. Governor Aberdeen
has become
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decadent in his tastes.
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The court
has spared no expense
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to satisfy
his ever-depraved whims.
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- Prudence.
- Uhp!
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I can't let you in
like that.
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There's a strict
dress code.
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We may have something
for you in the back.
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What size nipple clamp
are you?
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Well, how should I know--
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Well, now,
small, I suppose.
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Well, it's just straight
guy-on-girl sex?
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Again? Boring!
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-Hey, babe.
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What do you want
to watch next?
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We could try irreverent sex,
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uh, critically acclaimed sex.
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People keep telling me
to watch foreign sex,
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but I don't know,
it sounds kind of artsy.
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Ugh! Would you just
pick something already?
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All you do is scroll through
the options.
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Nothing's changed
since you last checked.
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What has gotten
into you lately?
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You haven't showered.
You haven't taken off that robe.
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You haven't even tried
to kill me recently.
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It's not like you.
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What's the point?
The bad guys won,
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I'm in a cage.
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The love of my life
rejected me
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and is probably dead,
so excuse me
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if I want to get
daytime "schwasted."
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Oh, shit.
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Eh. Whatever.
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How can you still care
about that preacher
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when you're married to me,
a living god?
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Uch...
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Bring me more sex content!
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Yes, sir. Right away.
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I'm coming for you, Prudence.
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Whoo! Strike!
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That's three in a row!
I am hot!
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Gorgeous Pete.
You're up.
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No thanks, boss.
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I've had enough.
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There's no such thing
as enough!
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But boss, you already won.
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It's not fun no more.
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Not fun, huh?
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Oh! Is this fun enough
for you? Huh?
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- Boss, please.
- Hey!
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Careful where you're aiming
that thing.
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You're gonna poke
someone's eye out.
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Dad?
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You just can't seem
to die, can you?
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Trig, you gotta end this.
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I taught you to be bad,
but this is crazy.
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You're out of control.
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Not me.
I am in control
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for the first time
in my life!
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You all are here...
and I'm here!
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No...
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I'm everywhere.
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Finally, I'm getting
the respect I deserve!
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I am the worst bandit
of all time.
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I am Trig the Terrible!
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That's it.
You're grounded!
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- What?
- Two weeks.
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No guns, no knives,
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and I'm taking the telegraph
out of your room!
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You are not my fatheranymore!
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The only way
you can stop me
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is a fight to the death.
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No thanks.
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Hey. Where you going?
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She sounded pretty clear
she's not budging.
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Ah, who needs Oregon, anyway?
I thought Idaho was nice.
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We sacrificed everything
to get here.
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You can't just leave us now.
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Well, what am I
supposed to do?
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She's like a freakin'
supervillain now!
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I can't take her alone!
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You're not alone.
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- You got me.
- And me!
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I, too, shall fight
beside you.
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So will my friends,
Mr. Bang Bang
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and Mrs. Killsalot.Mm!
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All right, fine.
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It's not like I have
anything else going on today.
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We could take on
a few measly bandits!Yeah!
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Actually, the gang's
gotten a bit bigger
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since the last time
you saw us.
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And are we allowed
to do trades?
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Hey!Ooh. Sorry. Very sorry.
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Ow! Careful!Pardon me.
Ooh, aah!
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Sorry.
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Wow, I did not know
the human body could do that.
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That is good to know.
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Oh, I actually--I just need to
get past you if that's okay.
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Oh, no, I don't want
to join in.
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Thank you so much.
I'm sure it'd be fun.
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Psst! Prudence!No.
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No sexual servicing
for me, thanks.
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Maybe another vino
for Mama.
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Pru, it's me, Zeke.
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Zeke? You're alive?
And you're sexy.
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I feel very uncomfortable
in this situation.
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I'd like to get
out of here before
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my eyeballs start bleeding.
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I'm surprised you even came.
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I thought I was
a "wicked harlot"
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who tempted you off
the righteous path.
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Pru, I was wrong
when I said all that stuff.
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I don't care about
any of that anymore.
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All I care about is you.
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- I don't know.
- Please, Pru.
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You have to believe me.
Honestly, I have changed.
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Well, well, well.
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Lookee who we have here.
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Haven't seen you before.
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I'd remember
such an exotic figure.
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Small and slender,
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yet chiseled like stone.
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Are you a man or woman?
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Shh! Don't tell me.
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I want it to be a surprise.
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Uh, Todd, I don't think
this one's up your alley.
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But I did see the most
beautiful half woman, half goat.
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Can you please
not tell me what
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my sick and twisted
pleasures are?
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Can you please not
do that right now?
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Okay?
I'm in the middle of this.
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Oh, yeah.
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This'll do quite nicely.
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Give up, old man.
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You ain't
got nothing on me!Oh, yeah?
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All right, how about
we make this interesting?
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Behind my back,
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off that lamp to
the guy on the balcony.
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Not bad.
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Straight up, ride the horsey,
guy in the brown hat.
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Ha. You missed.
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Bam! Nothing but
brain, baby!Damn!
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Nice shot.
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- Aah!
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We are getting
slaughtered out there.
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And Martha
is driving me nuts.
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She's like, "Oh, look!
I got one of them."
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I'm like, yeah,
uh-huh, Martha!
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That is literally
your only job right now!You're right.
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We can't beat Trig
fair and square.
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Luckily,
I like to play dirty.
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All right, let's huddle up,
team! Come on!
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- Is this gonna take all day?
- All right.
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It's time for some of
my classic trick plays.Ooh!
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Hey there, handsome.Who?
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- Me?
- Yes. I feel...
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physical passion
towards you
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and would like
to fornicate,
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for non-reproductive
purposes.
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You sure do talk pretty.
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Yah!
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Ha ha!
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Checkers?
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Don't mind if I do.
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Oh, f--
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Now you're gonna die
in 10 to 12 years.
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Oh, man.
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Don't be shy,
sweet flower.
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Show me pleasures
I've never tasted before.
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Well, not really sure
what to do, here.
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You heard my husband.
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Perhaps you can start
with a sexy dance.
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-Mmm.
- Do I have to do that?
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I said dance, slut.
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Okay, yeah, no, sure, sure.
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I'm dancing, yeah.
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Hmm, yeah, you like that?
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It's a bit rigid,
but I can work with this.
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Hmm...yeah...
253
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Try something else.
You--just--
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it's so much shoulder work.
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-Damn it!
- You like that?
256
00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:50,167
I'm at the general store,
buying beans,
257
00:10:50,214 --> 00:10:51,964
and hard tack.
258
00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:54,219
No, I don't like it.
Um...
259
00:10:54,262 --> 00:10:55,742
You know what?
I'm actually done with this.
260
00:10:55,785 --> 00:10:56,995
This is not sinful enough.
261
00:10:58,005 --> 00:10:59,215
No, no, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
262
00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:00,827
Oh, you want--
you want sinful?
263
00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:04,709
I'll give you every damn sin
in the book.
264
00:11:05,926 --> 00:11:07,406
Well, that's too much wine.
265
00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:09,489
So gluttonous.
266
00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:11,708
I'm so greedy.
267
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,588
I care about money
more than people.
268
00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:15,459
Such bad priorities.
269
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,500
Oh, I'm getting tired now.
I'll just stop dancing
270
00:11:17,546 --> 00:11:19,156
and lie down,
take a nap.
271
00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,380
Take that nap.
You take it, take it good.
272
00:11:22,856 --> 00:11:25,286
- Envy.
- Envy...
273
00:11:25,336 --> 00:11:27,726
I am envious of you?
274
00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:29,694
No--okay,
I'll let that slide.
275
00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:32,472
And last but not least...Yes.
276
00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:33,817
...wrath.
277
00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:35,697
- Yeow!
- Ohh! Yes!
278
00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:36,698
Yes!
279
00:11:38,393 --> 00:11:39,613
Reverend?
280
00:11:39,655 --> 00:11:40,825
What? Zeke.
281
00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:42,664
Where--how did you get here?
282
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,182
This is so random.
283
00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:46,435
Guards!
284
00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:57,755
Tough luck, kiddo.
I can do this all day.
285
00:11:57,804 --> 00:11:59,944
All right,
enough of this shit!
286
00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:05,899
Uh-oh!
287
00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:10,725
Aah! Aah!
288
00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:15,037
Come on, son!
289
00:12:16,431 --> 00:12:17,431
Aah!
290
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:19,908
Come on, get over here!
291
00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:23,915
Where are your tricks now?
292
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:26,310
It's over! You lose!
293
00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:28,788
I don't know what
to do anymore.
294
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,615
She's--she's too strong.
295
00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,752
It's okay, Benny.
296
00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:34,005
We know you did your best.
297
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:36,317
At least we're gonna die
in Oregon. Right, Ma?
298
00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:37,764
That's right, Levi.
299
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,240
All right, I'll give up.
300
00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:46,635
Just don't hurt the farmers.
They don't deserve it.
301
00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:48,288
Yes, they do.
302
00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:49,552
Because you care more
about them
303
00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:52,124
than you ever cared
about your own daughter!
304
00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:56,169
She's right.
305
00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:00,433
Whoa, whoa, Get down!
What are you doing?
306
00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:02,955
Something I should have done
a long time ago.
307
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:04,999
I'm responsible
for this mess.
308
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:07,829
It's my job
to clean it up.
309
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,400
Benny?
310
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,965
All right, let's settle this
the right way.
311
00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:16,580
With a good
old-fashioned duel.
312
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,228
- Oh, yeah, right.
- What?
313
00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:22,277
You afraid the old man's
gonna wipe the floor with you?
314
00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:26,243
I brought you into this world.
I can take you out.
315
00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:29,771
All right.
316
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,809
You want to dance?
Let's dance.
317
00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:36,338
You got this, buddy!
318
00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:37,860
He's going to die.
319
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:41,996
Just couldn't get over
320
00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:44,608
your big fat ego, huh?
321
00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:47,129
Had to be Benny the Teen
all the way to the end.
322
00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:49,054
Let's just get this
over with.
323
00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:55,143
-- One...two...
-- This is suicide.
324
00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:56,972
- He can't beat her.
- Don't worry.
325
00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:59,060
If I know Benny,
he's got an ace up his sleeve.
326
00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:02,839
Six...seven...
eight...nine...
327
00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:05,022
Ten!
328
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:07,980
What are you doing?
329
00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:09,721
I can't win this duel.
330
00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:11,241
You're obviously
gonna beat me.
331
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:13,325
Okay, now I would
start worrying.
332
00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:15,164
- Pick up your gun.
- Well, what's the point?
333
00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:16,812
You're quicker than me.
334
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:17,986
You're a better shot
than me.
335
00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:19,031
You're basically just
336
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:21,155
better than me
in every way.
337
00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:24,043
I don't know what
you're trying to do, Benny,
338
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,650
but it isn't funny!
339
00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:27,390
I wish I'd
told you this sooner.
340
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:30,171
I should've said it
every day of my life.
341
00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:32,047
You're the best, kid,
342
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:33,308
and I love you.
343
00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:38,920
Now go ahead.
Blow my brains out.
344
00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:43,836
Did you do it?
345
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,973
Am I in Hell yet?
346
00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:54,757
Daddy! Oh...
347
00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:56,196
Oh, pumpkin!
348
00:14:57,679 --> 00:14:58,719
- Oh ho!
-Aww!
349
00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:00,597
Oh! This is nice.
350
00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:03,545
Oh, don't cry,
'cause if you cry,
351
00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:04,948
it's gonna make me cry.
352
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:06,301
Your crying
is making me cry!
353
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:08,910
- Oh, Daddy.
- Now it's a little much.
354
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:10,471
Trig?
355
00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:12,168
What's going on here?
356
00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:13,955
- Ezekiel? Is that you?
- Yep.
357
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,050
I'd rather not talk about it
now. It's been a whole thing.
358
00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:17,959
Why is he so ripped?
359
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:20,404
Trig, do me a favor--
kill these traitors.
360
00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:21,881
No thanks.
361
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,661
What? We have a deal!
362
00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:25,655
You do my dirty work
for me,
363
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:28,227
and I let you
destroy Oregon.
364
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:31,095
Yeah, see, I'm not really
about that anymore.
365
00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:33,447
I got what I wanted.
366
00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:36,628
Todd, face it.
367
00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:38,594
- It's over.
- No.
368
00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:40,723
No, no, no, no, no!
369
00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:44,115
No! It's not over
until I say it's over!
370
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,770
If I'm going down,
you're going down with me.
371
00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:48,685
So tell your best friend God
372
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:50,730
that he can eat my ass.
373
00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:52,725
I'm not gonna tell Him that.
374
00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:53,947
Hey, Todd.
375
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,956
- I want a divorce.
376
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:05,314
Oh, snap!
She blew his weenie off!
377
00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:10,971
I've never tasted
this pleasure before.
378
00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:15,980
Is it over?
379
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:18,328
I was in my multimedia room.
380
00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:28,596
It's fine. He tried
to kill us first.
381
00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:30,209
I know it's not a great
excuse for murder, but--
382
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,170
It's not that.
383
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:34,468
I'm just disappointed
you had to save me.
384
00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:37,035
I really wanted to prove
to you that I'd changed.
385
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,873
Hey, you committed every
cardinal sin
386
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:40,480
in the book for me.
387
00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:43,131
If that's not love,
then I don't know what is.
388
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:45,610
I did get pretty freaky.
389
00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:47,746
You really can't unsee
that sort of thing.Yeah.
390
00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:49,179
Speaking of...
391
00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:53,359
Don't look, God.
392
00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:59,317
All right, Rev!
Ha ha!
393
00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:00,846
There's nothing like
a reunion kiss
394
00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:02,199
after you've killed a spouse.
395
00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:03,848
Well, that's not how
I prefer to think of it.
396
00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:07,032
But that's the way it is.
The body's still warm.
397
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:09,901
Yeah. Should we just
put a pin in this?
398
00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:10,861
Yeah, we can
just hit it later.
399
00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:11,769
- That's fine.
- Yeah.
400
00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:16,725
Well, I guess this is it.
401
00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:20,909
You've come a long way
from the uptight,
402
00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:22,522
goody-two-shoes I met
in Missouri.
403
00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:24,743
Well, it turns out,
the infamous bandit
404
00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:25,742
might have a heart of gold
405
00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:27,263
Oh, shh.
406
00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:28,787
Let's just keep that
between you and me.
407
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,140
And I see you've got
your gang back together.
408
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:34,231
Not my gang.
It's Trig's.
409
00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:36,840
She's keeping me on
as her number two.
410
00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:39,281
And you wouldn't believe
the great plan she has.
411
00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:41,319
Dad, stop.
You're embarrassing me.
412
00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:43,584
What? Can I not be
proud of my daughter?
413
00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:44,887
Tell him!
414
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:46,763
I'm gonna run a train
into the White House.
415
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:48,724
Huh? How about that?
416
00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:51,113
No, that's really bad.
You shouldn't do that.
417
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:53,987
Oh, I'm just glad
the family's back together.
418
00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:56,079
I hate you guys so much.
419
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,118
- We hate you too, Dingus.
- Aww!
420
00:17:58,164 --> 00:17:59,864
Now go on,
get out of here,
421
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:01,434
before I pump you
full of lead.
422
00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:09,089
Well, I'll see you, Zeke.
423
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,391
Take care, Benny.
424
00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:18,656
Yee-haw! Come on!
425
00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:28,191
We owe that man
everything.
426
00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:30,147
We'd never have gotten here
without him.
427
00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:32,106
Yeah.
428
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:33,814
We did kind of
trash the place, though.
429
00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:36,853
Yeah, it's not exactly
430
00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:38,548
a paradise on Earth
anymore, is it?
431
00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:41,473
Some of the farmers and I
432
00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:43,511
are going to take
our chances in Florida.
433
00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:45,077
It is supposed to be
a perfect land
434
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,824
of citruses
and sandy beaches.
435
00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:50,264
Isn't Florida on the opposite
side of the country?Yes.
436
00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:52,173
We shall take
the Miami Trail.
437
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:54,438
It should be
a piece of cake.
438
00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:55,871
Would you like to come?
439
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:02,052
No. Thank you.
440
00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:05,447
I don't know if I believe
in a perfect America anymore.
441
00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:06,542
I think we're all
just better off
442
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,320
appreciating what we've got
443
00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:10,634
and working to make it
just a little bit better.
444
00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:12,542
Very well.
445
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:17,071
My pruny ass
is getting a tan.
446
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:29,043
Well, where
should we start?
447
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,210
Suppose we can start
by getting rid
448
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:31,736
of some of
these dead bodies.
449
00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:33,479
Yeah, they're probably gonna
start stinking pretty soon.
450
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,610
Hmm.
451
00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:37,478
Let's get to work.
452
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,005
How about him?
He seems light.
453
00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:42,439
Mm-hmm.
454
00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:45,182
Three, two, one.
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