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‐ Hey, Melter. It's your best friend,
MODOK, back again.
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How ya doin', buddy?
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Let's see, what happened
since the last time I was here.
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Oh! I saw a fat squirrel.
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And also a time‐traveling version of me
kidnapped me and my family
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and tried to force us all
to kill each other at Murderworld.
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Oh, and we've got two Lous now.
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They've both agreed to split
the same amount of food as one Lou
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so our grocery budget
is unchanged.
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Anyway the family's great.
Mine, not yours.
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Your family's really struggling
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to respect my personal space!
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‐ Please, it's my anniversary.
I just want to visit my husband.
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‐ I won the footrace through the cemetery!
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‐ Well, you didn't need to push my son
into an open grave.
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‐ I very much needed to.
He was going to win.
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Anyway, things with my family
are on the upswing,
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but my dreams of taking over the world
have never felt further away.
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Ever since I signed that contract,
I've lost all my power at AIM.
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‐ I'm a mailman at my own company and‐‐
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Are you trying to be
the loudest criers of all time?
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Go take a lap.
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Oh, Melty, I don't know what to do.
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Give me a sign.
Time to turn over a new leaf.
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Yup, that's what I call rakin'.
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Turning over new leaves.
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‐ Hmm. No sign there.
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Let's start a new chapter!
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Just then, the boy wizard screamed
into the fiery goblet,
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"It's time for a life change."
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‐ What a weird way to start a chapter.
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What you're doing isn't working.
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Try something different.
‐ Okay.
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Are you close?
‐ No. Switch it up!
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Come at it from a new angle!
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‐ Ugh, I can't hear myself think
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over this very busy graveyard!
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Well, thanks for nothing, Melter.
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I knew you wouldn't be any help.
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Wait. "Knew!" That's it!
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Try something new!
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Oh god!
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I can't find the mail cart.
MODOK's gonna kill me!
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He only gave me two jobs to do,
mine and his!
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Phil, have you seen the mail cart?
‐ It's Tom.
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Phil's been missing for two weeks.
Everyone's pretty worried about him‐‐
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So what! He's probably dead!
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The mail cart's only been missing
for five minutes!
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There's still a chance to save it.
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The squeak of the mail cart.
Oh, it's haunting me!
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My own telltale cart!
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‐ Hey, Gary. Just need to scooch on by.
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Oh no. He found it first.
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Please don't punish me again.
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I don't want to eat so much spaghetti
I have to go to the hospital.
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‐ Punish? What are you
talking about, Gary?
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I'm just doin' my job.
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So is this like a secret plan?
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Are we gonna get back at Monica?
Overthrow GRUMBL?
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What's in the cart?
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‐ It's mail, Gary. I'm a mailman.
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‐ You're not a mailman!
‐ Indeed not.
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I am a mail person
because women carry things too.
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Often they carry much more.
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What is happening?!
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‐ Gary, you need to relax.
You need Relax Magazine.
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That's mine! And I need it!
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Whew! Now that's a lake.
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Not a single goddamn wave.
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‐ Enjoy your day, Doris.
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‐ Out of the way, you human stain!
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‐ Oh, Monica, a package for you.
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‐ Hyah!
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What was that? A bomb?
Some kind of poison?
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Well, your little plan failed.
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‐ I think it's your BlueApron.
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I can't believe you
roundhouse kicked it into the air!
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That was like six meals!
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‐ Why are you delivering mail?
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Is this some sort of revenge thing
to get back at me
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for replacing you as Scientist Supreme?
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That was my guess too.
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‐ Hey, boss! Package for ya!
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Sounds like slacks.
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Sounds like Nantucket Red.
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That's gonna look really nice
on your body!
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‐ Uh, thank you.
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Aren't you gonna call me
a shitbag or something?
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‐ No. Do you want me to?
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‐ No?
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‐ Then back to mail!
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Because these good,
hard‐working people need their
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edible underwear.
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That's mine! Slide 'em on me!
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‐ You've got it, Carl!
Careful!
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‐ Wow.
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When did MODOK become
the perfect employee?
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Ohhh! Gotta go.
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‐ I never know whether to go first or‐‐
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‐ We!
‐ Go!
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‐ First!
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‐ Now you.
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‐ Things are going great
with the production of the GRUMBL GRome.
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By Christmas,
everyone on Earth should have
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this smart hub speaker in their house.
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‐ Liar!
‐ We know you've had setbacks!
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‐ The Board sees all!
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‐ Sure, but we're still
on track for December and‐‐
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‐ New plan.
‐ We're stepping up the release date.
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‐ To Tuesday.
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‐ But that's months earlier
than we planned!
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‐ Silence!
‐ We hunger.
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‐ For we are Hexus
The Living Corporation!
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We move from planet to planet.
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Enslaving the populations.
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Devouring their resources.
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And now we've targeted your Earth.
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‐ First we acquired GRUMBL to gain trust,
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then AIM to gain tech,
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then AIM, the instant messenger.
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‐ To cyber with hot babes.
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‐ And now we will release the GRUMBL GRome
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which will emit
a mind‐control frequency,
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subduing humanity
and paving the way for our invasion.
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‐ Yeah, I know. I know the plan,
but this timetable is‐‐
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‐ Are you having second thoughts, Austin?
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‐ About selling out all of humanity?
Not this man of his word.
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The bag.
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‐ Oh that? That's just
Daddy's doodle, Sherlock.
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‐ It looked at me!
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‐ We've gotten really close
since I rescued him.
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I was hoping I could have him
as a companion
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so I'm not so sad and alone.
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‐ Denied!
‐ Labradoodles will be the first to fall.
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‐ Get back to work on the GRome.
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‐ Right. Sorry I even asked.
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Okay, listen to me.
The Board...
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sees all
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and is very excited
about moving up the release date.
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Yay!
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‐ Sorry to interrupt.
Just had a tiny bit more mail to deliver.
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Ooh, some Valpaks.
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Extra thick today, I'd say.
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‐ Okay, Monica,
as our Scientist Supreme‐‐
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‐ Congrats on that.
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‐ Do you think we can get
this glitch fixed
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or do we have to delay the GRome launch?
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‐ No, I fixed it.
‐ Oh. You did?
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‐ Howdy, GRome.
What's the temperature in Helsinki?
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The current temperature in Helsinki‐‐
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‐ It's still killing people!
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‐ Two people! Down from 10!
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That's not bad considering how swamped
I am with all this other bullshit work.
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The Jiggle‐Os have grown sex organs
and are reproducing at alarming rates
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and in an alarming number of positions.
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‐ Two deaths, while impressive,
is not good enough.
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We're gonna have to delay the launch.
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I'm really disappointed.
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‐ E‐excuse me, I have something to say‐‐
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‐ Is this about the Valpaks?
Just throw 'em in the trash!
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‐ I think I can fix the glitch
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if we hack the redundant AAC array
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and index the 1080k SQL feed.
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‐ Monica?
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‐ That... could work.
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‐ Well, then I guess
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the accelerated launch...
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is a go.
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MODOK, I am assigning
the GRome to you.
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‐ I shan't let you down.
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‐ No! Don't you see? He wants to be
the Scientist Supreme again!
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‐ Oh, Monica, this'll free you up
to cockblock the Jiggle‐folk.
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You know, fry off their little penises
with a laser or whatever you want.
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I'm not here to micromanage.
Laser or you're fired.
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MODOK's locket? He only takes
this off when he's showering,
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which he never does.
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‐ There's my Gar‐bear.
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Come on. Gotta hit the road.
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First day of bison huntin' season.
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‐ Big Mike. I‐I‐‐
‐ Uh‐uh, not today.
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‐ Look. It's MODOK's locket.
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‐ It's beautiful. Get in the truck.
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‐ You don't understand.
This is the future.
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A world not of false promises
but hard facts.
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Where science is king.
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‐ What about our lockets?
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Mine with a picture of you.
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And yours with a picture of‐‐
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That ain't me. What is that?
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It's a picture of MODOK's locket.
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‐ Hooee!
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Why don't you just throw me
in a swimmin' hole
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full of water moccasins?
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‐ I've never seen him like this, Big Mike.
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He's losing faith in his dream.
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Ever since he sold the company
and signed that contract.
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Ever since Austi‐‐ Austin!
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Austin's the cause of all of this!
MODOK needs me.
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‐ That ungrateful sumabitch
always needs you.
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It's too important.
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What he's fighting for.
What we're fighting for.
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And if you don't get that,
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maybe you don't get me either.
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‐ Everyone said,
"Big Mike, be careful.
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Watch out for this one."
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Now I done get it.
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‐ Austin.
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I wonder what's in his locket.
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‐ I failed you, dawg.
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I can't save you,
and I can't live without you.
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So I say we leave this world together.
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By eating these cyanide pills
dipped in delicious organic cashew butter.
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No! Cashew butter death ball!
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Okay. Plan B.
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You get the humane death,
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and I'll shiv myself to death
with this house key.
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Ow. Ow.
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My abs are just too rock hard.
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‐ Hey, Mr. Austin.
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Just taking a quick
state‐mandated lunch break.
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Ohh, I wish I could work for you non‐stop!
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‐ I think I have a new plan, Sherlock.
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I call it Plan M.
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Sherlock!
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‐ Hmm, microwave oatmeal.
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Look at that asshole.
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He's clearly planning my demise.
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I will not rest until I find out
what MODOK's up to.
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‐ So hot!
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I have to stop MODOK
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from repairing the GRome.
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If he fixes it, the world ends.
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‐ Well, it's probably ready now.
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Austin is killing MODOK's spirit,
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so I must kill Austin's body.
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‐ Aah! Ow! So hot!
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What the hell?
I only put it in for 10 minutes!
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It all comes down to MODOK.
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‐ Well, it's gotta be cool by now.
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Ohh! Still so hot!
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‐ Hey, Monica.
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‐ Carmilla? I told you
a million times, call me Mom.
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Or when I'm hiding from MODOK
in my dead manatee,
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Momatee.
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‐ And why are you hiding from MODOK?
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‐ He's planning something!
He's coming for me!
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You should have seen the way
he was eating oatmeal!
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He's unhinged!
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So... how was the Teen Zone, honey?
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‐ The same as it was four days ago,
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when you were supposed to pick me up.
252
00:10:36,762 --> 00:10:39,102
‐ That wit. Oh, just like your father.
253
00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:40,307
‐ You are my father.
254
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:43,137
You cloned a male version
of yourself to inseminate you.
255
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,563
‐ Hey, baby girl!
Can you do Daddy a favor?
256
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:48,072
Grab that ax over there
and kill me!
257
00:10:48,065 --> 00:10:49,645
‐ Ignore that deadbeat.
258
00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:52,900
Now come here
and give your creator a hug!
259
00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:55,163
‐ You just
spinal tapped me, didn't you?
260
00:10:55,614 --> 00:10:57,574
‐ I have to make sure
you're not him in disguise.
261
00:10:57,574 --> 00:11:00,834
Did I tell you he's after me?
Did I tell you about the oatmeal?
262
00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:04,457
‐ Ever since you became Scientist Supreme,
it seems like you do less science.
263
00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:06,536
‐ I do plenty of science around here.
264
00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:09,922
You're trying
to undermine my confidence.
265
00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:12,800
You've just given yourself away, MODOK!
266
00:11:12,798 --> 00:11:14,088
Battle Orbs, kill!
267
00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:15,931
Time to fly, time to die!
268
00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:17,886
Result: not MODOK.
269
00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:20,602
‐ I knew it was you.
270
00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,267
And I love you.
271
00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:25,436
What the frig is this?
Are we blastin' or are we blastin'?
272
00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:26,845
‐ Scram, ya Battle Orbs.
273
00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:30,444
Aww, I just love when my little angel
visits me at work.
274
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:33,650
Your‐‐ your sweet, sweet face,
so beautiful.
275
00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:35,242
You're such a, um... a 10.
276
00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:38,237
‐ You just injected me
with Pym Particles, didn't you.
277
00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,780
‐ I think that MODOK might be inside me.
278
00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:43,874
So go ahead and take a look around
and do a murder if he is.
279
00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,831
‐ Whatever gets me
out of this conversation.
280
00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:47,371
‐ Watch and learn, Manica.
281
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,334
This is how you raise a daughter.
282
00:11:49,835 --> 00:11:52,415
Ho ho ho, that's the shit.
283
00:11:52,838 --> 00:11:54,918
MODOK. MODOK needs me.
284
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,972
Must kill Austin for MODOK.
285
00:11:58,844 --> 00:12:01,314
Chanted my obsession
while working out. Check.
286
00:12:01,305 --> 00:12:04,385
Read Catcher in the Rye
and highlighted the funny parts. Check.
287
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,691
What's left? Oh, make poison dart.
288
00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:08,345
Wakey, wakey, Mr. Snakey.
289
00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:10,113
If he wants to live,
290
00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:12,896
Austin has to make like
a mid‐'70s muscle car
291
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,320
and Dodge Dart.
292
00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:17,738
Ugh, Gary, why don't you ever say
cool stuff like that in front of MODOK?
293
00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,832
Om!
‐ Oh, Peaceful Pause time.
294
00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:31,041
How about you and I take
a thoughtful walk?
295
00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:34,673
I know a great deserted back alley
67 blocks from here.
296
00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:35,801
What do you say?
‐ I'm in.
297
00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:36,917
‐ Ah!
‐ For tomorrow.
298
00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:38,804
Today I need to finish the GRome.
299
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,680
‐ You're working so hard.
300
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,097
I'm worried about your vitamin D.
301
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,465
Let's get some sunshine.
302
00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:45,722
Away from all these sunblocking cameras.
303
00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:47,314
‐ I guess I could take
a couple of minutes‐‐
304
00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:50,349
Oh, I can't. I forgot my walking jacket.
305
00:12:50,354 --> 00:12:52,694
‐ You can use mine!
‐ That's perfect.
306
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:55,319
But I once borrowed
a jacket at a country club
307
00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:57,487
and got scabies from a very rich man.
308
00:12:57,486 --> 00:12:59,196
So now I have a strict
no jacket borrowing‐‐
309
00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:01,696
‐ Please go outside with me.
I'm begging you.
310
00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,738
I've never been outside with you,
and I've never asked you
311
00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:05,662
to go outside with me
but I need it today,
312
00:13:05,661 --> 00:13:07,331
and it's so nice outside.
313
00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:09,789
I've seen you go outside
with other people,
314
00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:12,330
but the one day I need you
to go outside with me,
315
00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:14,844
all you wanna do is not go outside.
316
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:18,127
And I'm begging you. Please!
317
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,801
‐ I can't say no to that.
318
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,840
Howdy, GRome, can you say no to that
319
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:24,434
and then set a meeting
for us after the launch.
320
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:25,969
Updating calendar.
321
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:28,733
‐ My face! My face!
322
00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:30,435
‐ It didn't kill anyone!
323
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:32,395
Just a simple maiming. Progress!
324
00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:34,356
‐ No, please! We have to talk!
325
00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:40,818
‐ Those cameras are really loud.
I should probably fix that.
326
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:44,281
Just call me the work‐obsessed beaver,
never‐stopping, never‐ceasing beaver,
327
00:13:44,283 --> 00:13:45,783
chomping at this and that.
328
00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:47,164
That's the expression.
329
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,620
‐ Austin.
‐ We need to talk.
330
00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:53,794
‐ Right now.
331
00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:55,172
‐ I‐I‐I can explain.
332
00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:57,209
‐ We got new outfits.
333
00:13:57,212 --> 00:13:59,512
‐ Be honest. Which one
of us looks the best?
334
00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:01,835
‐ You all look the same.
335
00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:03,642
Aren't you like... one thing?
336
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:04,675
One hive‐mind,
337
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:07,008
but each tendril has
a distinct personality.
338
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,644
I like pretty faces.
339
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,310
‐ I like ugly faces.
340
00:14:10,309 --> 00:14:12,139
‐ And I'm an ass man.
341
00:14:12,144 --> 00:14:13,564
‐ Well, you guys look amazing.
342
00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:16,272
Hmm.
And very different to me.
343
00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:17,653
I've gotta get back to work‐‐
344
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:20,569
‐ Also, we've had a change of heart
about your dog.
345
00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:22,739
‐ He shall not die in the invasion.
346
00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:24,738
‐ Wow. Thank you so much.
347
00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:26,240
‐ We want him dead now!
348
00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:29,291
‐ His unconditional love is too much
of a distraction.
349
00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:32,116
You will shred him
and serve us his meat.
350
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,326
‐ No, Sherlock! This is bad!
351
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:36,253
‐ I want to eat your dog plain.
352
00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:38,591
‐ I want to eat your dog Baja style.
353
00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:40,797
‐ See how different we all are?
354
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:44,047
‐ Now that I heard his order,
change mine to Baja style.
355
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:47,141
‐ Me too. Make it three Baja style.
356
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,757
‐ Ah, it's up to you, snake.
357
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:57,731
Well, I guess that snake is hiss‐tory.
358
00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,531
And MODOK misses another gem.
359
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:04,775
‐ Monica's gotta have something in here
that'll help me warn MODOK.
360
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:14,117
That's a... problem for tomorrow.
361
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:15,582
Ah.
362
00:15:17,835 --> 00:15:18,955
Oh!
363
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:21,131
You screamed the whole way here.
364
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:24,720
You really embarrassed me.
I'm scared of bags!
365
00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:27,426
‐ MODOK. Tell me everything‐‐
366
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,307
‐ Oh, my name's Gary!
‐ About MODOK, you moron.
367
00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:32,885
‐ Oh, my favorite topic.
I know everything about MODOK.
368
00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:35,481
‐ What is he up to?
‐ Oh, I don't know that.
369
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,766
‐ What was that?
Wasn't me.
370
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:39,611
My screams sound like "Yeoww!"
371
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,726
‐ MODOK!
Battle Orbs!
372
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,953
‐ Is this another false alarm?
We want guaranteed action.
373
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:47,815
‐ This is not the time to negotiate.
I need you right now!
374
00:15:47,823 --> 00:15:51,293
‐ Oh, then I'd say that makes this
the perfect time to negotiate.
375
00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:53,655
‐ How about I guarantee you can kill
this guy no matter what?
376
00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:55,162
‐ The guy who just chewed off
his own hand?
377
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:01,459
‐ It's MODOK!
He's hiding in my fusion chamber!
378
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,711
Attack! This is a guaranteed kill!
379
00:16:03,714 --> 00:16:05,384
Here we go, boys!
380
00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,470
‐ Battle Orbs, stand down!
381
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,968
‐ Oh, you've gotta be kiddin'!
382
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,480
‐ Austin?
383
00:16:19,313 --> 00:16:22,233
Dear god, I let myself get distracted!
384
00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:23,572
MODOK's gone!
385
00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:25,567
He's out there doing something,
I know it!
386
00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:27,029
I need to find him!
387
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,949
Where in the world is MODOK?
388
00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:33,199
Sir, Avengers Tower is under attack.
389
00:16:33,202 --> 00:16:34,372
On my way.
390
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,421
Alright, let's do this quick.
391
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:42,787
I got three minutes
before my Crest White Strips come off.
392
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:46,969
Iron Man.
393
00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:51,637
Can we talk?
394
00:16:54,932 --> 00:16:56,732
‐ MODOK.
395
00:16:57,643 --> 00:17:00,193
‐ Ma'am, here's a draft of the press
release for the GRome launch.
396
00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:04,609
Monica, a bunch of Jiggle‐O babies
commandeered an Amtrak train this morning.
397
00:17:04,608 --> 00:17:05,818
What's the‐‐ Aah!
398
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:07,107
Hey, is that an invisible battle suit?
399
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:07,780
‐ No!
400
00:17:07,778 --> 00:17:10,568
‐ We need to start this meeting.
Where's Austin?
401
00:17:15,953 --> 00:17:18,163
Oh great. Let's begin. Item One.
402
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,546
‐ Oh god, he's here.
403
00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:36,517
‐ Hey, everyone. Or should I say,
404
00:17:36,932 --> 00:17:38,602
Howdy, GRome.
405
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,770
Oh no!
406
00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:41,188
Hello, Ma‐dok.
407
00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:43,106
‐ Don't you mean "MODOK," GRome?
408
00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:44,685
I don't understand.
409
00:17:44,690 --> 00:17:47,150
It talked without killing.
We can sell it!
410
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,610
‐ That's right! I fixed it!
411
00:17:53,282 --> 00:17:53,952
Clap.
412
00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:54,779
Clap.
Clap.
413
00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:56,413
The board is pleased.
414
00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:57,950
‐ The Board's here!
415
00:17:57,953 --> 00:18:00,413
That's great because I have
even more good news.
416
00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:03,794
I've secured a brand ambassador
for the GRome launch.
417
00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:06,592
My ex‐wife's ex‐boyfriend,
Wonder Man!
418
00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:09,007
‐ The Hunchback Quarterback himself!
419
00:18:09,006 --> 00:18:10,256
We love it!
420
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,257
‐ I haven't even gotten
to the best part!
421
00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:13,799
‐ Tell us!
‐ Tell us!
422
00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:15,142
‐ You have to tell us!
423
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:17,007
‐ I sold AIM!
424
00:18:17,014 --> 00:18:18,524
Clap.
Clap.
425
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:20,181
‐ Wait, what?
426
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:24,234
Yeah, I have
the same question as Austin:
427
00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:25,899
what do you mean you sold AIM?
428
00:18:25,898 --> 00:18:27,188
‐ I sold my shares.
429
00:18:27,191 --> 00:18:32,111
Now, allow me to introduce
the new owner of AIM.
430
00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,362
‐ Let me in.
431
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:35,413
They don't open.
‐ What? I can't hear you.
432
00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:36,907
‐ They don't open!
433
00:18:36,909 --> 00:18:39,039
What? The windows don't open!
‐ You have‐‐
434
00:18:39,036 --> 00:18:40,746
You have to go around!
‐ What? Hold on!
435
00:18:40,746 --> 00:18:42,206
I'm, I'm just gonna go around!!
436
00:18:42,873 --> 00:18:45,583
‐ Well, that was less dramatic
than I was hoping for.
437
00:18:45,584 --> 00:18:47,254
‐ I heard that.
‐ As I was saying.
438
00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:50,552
I sold a controlling stake
of AIM to Iron Man.
439
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:52,797
You don't have enough shares.
440
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:55,179
‐ True. My shares alone aren't enough.
441
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:57,717
But Iron Man will have
a controlling stake of AIM
442
00:18:57,721 --> 00:19:01,181
when he buys all the shares
held by... Monica.
443
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:03,389
‐ What?
444
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:06,653
‐ I want you to sell all your shares
to Iron Man.
445
00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:08,902
‐ Why would I ever do that?
446
00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:12,744
‐ Nice invisi‐suit, by the way.
447
00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:18,333
‐ I'm selling my shares to Iron Man.
448
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,825
What?
449
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,656
‐ And like that,
450
00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:23,662
AIM is yours.
‐ Cool.
451
00:19:23,664 --> 00:19:26,124
Let's get down to business.
First order of business.
452
00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:29,094
AIM is no longer in
the world‐taking‐over business.
453
00:19:29,086 --> 00:19:32,126
Why am I saying business so much?
That's none of your... concern!
454
00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:33,880
Who did I get? Come on, admit it!
I got that guy!
455
00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:35,182
I know I got that guy.
456
00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,755
‐ The GRome!
‐ Yes, the GRome!
457
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,140
But what of the GRome?
458
00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:39,806
‐ Oh yeah, I'll release it.
459
00:19:39,805 --> 00:19:41,425
MODOK showed it to me.
It's gonna make me a‐‐
460
00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:44,231
Pffff!
GRome, what comes after octillion?
461
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:45,686
‐ You have to say "Howdy GRome."
462
00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:47,476
‐ Well, that's humiliating.
And I won't say it.
463
00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:49,609
And I know the answer anyways:
it's nonillion.
464
00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:51,476
I'm about to become a nonillionaire.
465
00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:54,113
Oh right, and before I forget.
Uh, MODOK? Monica?
466
00:19:54,111 --> 00:19:56,951
You're fired.
467
00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:01,161
‐ And that's how you get out
of a contract.
468
00:20:03,412 --> 00:20:07,042
‐ Word of advice, leave the science
to the scientists.
469
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:13,844
I used dashes instead of periods.
470
00:20:13,839 --> 00:20:17,179
My lawyers say it's dubious,
so we might want to pitch on that.
471
00:20:17,176 --> 00:20:19,596
I spent all this time fighting
to get AIM back,
472
00:20:19,595 --> 00:20:21,715
I forgot what AIM really is.
473
00:20:21,722 --> 00:20:23,272
It's not some stupid building.
474
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:25,595
AIM is MODOK and Monica.
475
00:20:25,601 --> 00:20:27,101
Monica and MODOK is AIM.
476
00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:29,812
Time to get back to doing
what we do best.
477
00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:32,733
‐ Science for science's sake.
478
00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:36,573
‐ And with you as Scientist Supreme,
we'll soon take over the world.
479
00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:40,030
‐ Wait. If I'm Scientist Supreme,
what's your title?
480
00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:43,949
You tiresome piece of shit.
481
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:47,709
‐ MODOK! Wait!
You can't let them release the GRome!
482
00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:48,746
The Board is‐‐
483
00:20:48,749 --> 00:20:50,289
Oh shit!
484
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:52,172
I did it! I saved you!
485
00:20:52,169 --> 00:20:54,709
‐ Jesus, Gary. You killed Austin!
486
00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:57,763
You're a sick, twisted psycho
and you're obsessed with me.
487
00:20:57,758 --> 00:21:00,588
Which makes you a perfect fit
for my new company!
488
00:21:00,594 --> 00:21:03,564
‐ Great! Can I have the weekend
to fix things with my husband?
489
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:05,642
‐ No! We start tomorrow!
490
00:21:05,641 --> 00:21:08,731
Also I probably won't be in the office
for at least a month.
491
00:21:09,728 --> 00:21:11,358
Put the dowels in first.
492
00:21:11,355 --> 00:21:13,645
‐ The dowels don't do anything.
493
00:21:13,649 --> 00:21:15,399
It's the screws that hold the weight.
494
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,610
‐ Manual says dowels first.
495
00:21:17,611 --> 00:21:19,951
‐ She did it again. Bring in another one.
496
00:21:23,659 --> 00:21:25,659
Big Mike!
‐ Bison burgers.
497
00:21:25,661 --> 00:21:27,541
Fresh off the hunt.
498
00:21:27,538 --> 00:21:29,368
Yech! You better be worth him.
499
00:21:29,373 --> 00:21:31,673
‐ And you better make more of these,
500
00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:33,087
'ca‐'cause they're good.
501
00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:36,919
‐ Hey, something's been bothering me.
502
00:21:36,922 --> 00:21:38,762
I know you had to get
out of that contract.
503
00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:42,007
But, of all people,
why sell it to your mortal enemy?
504
00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:44,010
‐ 'Cause this.
505
00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:46,064
‐ Howdy, GRome, who's better looking,
506
00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:47,806
Wonder Man or Iron Man?
507
00:21:47,808 --> 00:21:49,308
Thor.
508
00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:50,766
‐ Oh, this is awful.
509
00:21:50,769 --> 00:21:52,979
‐ Just wait.
510
00:21:53,397 --> 00:21:55,647
‐ Did you hear that? It sounds like‐‐
511
00:21:55,649 --> 00:21:56,859
Oh god!
What's going on?
512
00:21:56,859 --> 00:21:58,609
‐ Oh god! Oh god!
513
00:21:59,236 --> 00:22:01,606
‐ It took me just two minutes
to fix the GRome
514
00:22:01,613 --> 00:22:04,283
but two days to calibrate
a single wavelength
515
00:22:04,283 --> 00:22:07,293
that drives all animals bonkers.
516
00:22:07,286 --> 00:22:08,906
‐ There's something in my suit!
517
00:22:08,912 --> 00:22:11,292
‐ Shoot the squirrels!
They're friends to the homeless!
518
00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:17,382
‐ Ha ha! Nice work, Scientist Supremer.
519
00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:20,129
‐ Today, Stark. Tomorrow, the world.
520
00:22:20,132 --> 00:22:21,382
Alright, Janice.
521
00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:23,183
The job interview is almost over.
522
00:22:23,177 --> 00:22:24,177
But first,
523
00:22:24,178 --> 00:22:25,428
tough question time.
524
00:22:25,429 --> 00:22:27,259
What is your biggest weakness?
525
00:22:27,264 --> 00:22:28,934
You must reveal it!
526
00:22:28,932 --> 00:22:32,062
‐ Um... I work too hard, I guess.
527
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:33,440
Maybe I care too hard?
528
00:22:33,437 --> 00:22:36,357
‐ Those are good things!
‐ Those are your weaknesses?
529
00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:39,776
‐ You have to be our new CEO!
‐ Do you accept, Janice?
530
00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:41,816
‐ I guess.
‐ Excellent!
531
00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:43,700
‐ The invasion is still on.
532
00:22:43,697 --> 00:22:45,657
‐ And now with Janice by our side.
533
00:22:45,657 --> 00:22:47,527
‐ Hexus shall stop at nothing.
534
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:50,874
To destroy MODOK.
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