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There's a nice clean dog.
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This thing is great.
Tremendous suction.
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What are you doing?
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Just cleaning up Murray.
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With my breast pump?
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I'm gonna clean it.
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I'm just doing his back.
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It's fur.
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It was his idea.
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♪ Tell me why I
love you like I do
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♪ Tell me who can stop my heart
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♪ As much as you
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♪ Tell me all your secrets
and I'll tell you most of mine
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♪ They say nobody's perfect
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♪ Well, that's
really true this time
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♪ I don't have the
answers I don't have a plan
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♪ All I have is you
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♪ So, darling help me understand
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♪ What we do
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♪ You can whisper in my ear
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♪ Where we go
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♪ Who knows what
happens after here
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♪ Let's take each other's hand
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♪ As we jump
into the final frontier
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♪ I'm mad about you, baby
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♪ Yeah
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♪ I'm mad about you ♪
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Paul: Honey! Sarah wants to
know if we have any cookies.
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Honey... Whoo, hot
and moist on my face.
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I know.
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Sorry.
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I'm cooking for my
mommy and me group.
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What are you making, rubber?
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No. Mashed peas.
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That's good,
because regular peas
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Would be just too appetizing.
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Honey, health. Healthy
food for the children. Health.
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Right. What are you eating?
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Cocoa Puffs.
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Wow.
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What?
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I just never realized that peas
smelled so much like monkeys.
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Don't make fun of me.
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No, I'm not. I'm really not.
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I'm the one who got Sarah involved
in this mommy and me group.
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I'm trying to sell it.
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I understand. I admire
you for that effort.
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There is just nothin'
to eat, is there?
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Yes, and anytime
you want to food-shop,
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don't think you'll be
hurting my feelings.
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Baby, is this, is this
you or the powder.
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It's my breast milk.
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What?
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I really... I do
want to taste this.
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So taste it.
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Is that weird? No, I
think it's nice. Taste it.
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'Cause, you
know, it's you. It is.
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This is your essence,
your life force. That's true.
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This is what
nourishes our daughter.
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Oh, honey, please taste it.
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You know, maybe later. Okay.
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Paul!
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Cookies!
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Not so much cookies. How
about some Cocoa Puffs?
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Great. And bring sugar also.
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Sugar for the Cocoa Puffs?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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You know what, sweetie?
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Little Claire may not be such a
fan of the, uh, the mashed peas.
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Maybe some nice mashed Twinkie.
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Here we go, here we go.
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Some nice Cocoa Puffs.
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A little extra
sugar, and I'll, uh...
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I'll see ya when you land.
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What are you watching there?
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Oh, well, then, it must be good.
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It's her favorite video.
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It's called Teeny Tunes.
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She can't be reached right now.
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Wow. Who's that?
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It's Ira!
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Hi, slinky. Hey, Paulie.
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You know Claire and Sarah.
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Hi, Sarah. Hi.
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Hello, Mabel.
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Guess what? Uncle Ira
brought you a present.
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Oh, look, Mabel's saying,
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"What is it, Ira? What is it?"
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It's a watch!
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Mabel's first watch.
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How great.
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And what an
appropriate gift, too,
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'Cause, you know, at 1:35 she has
an appointment to spit up on herself.
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Mommy, I have to
go to the bathroom.
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Well, you know where it is.
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I want you to take me.
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Okay, but only till you're 30.
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Hey, is that...
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Is that that Teeny Tunesvideo?
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What, you know about this?
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Yeah, it's like the
hottest kids' tape around.
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It's unbelievable. It's a
woman in a housecoat,
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Just ironing and singing.
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Yeah, you know, it's weird, too,
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Because I know of at
least three adult videos
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which begin exactly
the same way.
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It's wild. Kids love it.
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They just eat it
up. They stare at it.
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They're hypnotized by it.
They just sit there quietly.
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It's great, 'cause the grownups,
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the parents can
just live for a second.
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We hate it. Let me finish.
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We hate them, though.
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Why? Because... Why?
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Because it's like baby opium.
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Kids just stare at it,
and their brains shut off.
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James. She's
ironing and singing.
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Exactly. She's teaching
children nothing.
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These things ought
to open up kids' minds.
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Ah, well, why don't you write
one if you know so much?
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Oh, all right. No,
I'm just saying.
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Paulie could direct
it, I could produce it.
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I mean, what are
we talking about here,
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a $6 or $8 cost per dozen?
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Each one for 19.95 times,
say, 60,000 units. That's...
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Please write one.
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It's not a terrible idea.
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We could make a little money.
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God, we'd be
helping parents out.
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With a big financial upside.
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We could teach
kids life lessons.
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Make a big, stupid pile of cash.
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I could actually get
excited about this. Me, too.
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Are we doing this?
Yes, absolutely.
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All right. All right.
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Sweetie, what do you think?
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What happened now?
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Okay, all right, Pop,
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Again, here...
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Melon rinds,
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glass,
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utensils,
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anything that isn't a liquid,
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not a friend to the
drain. That's all.
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I know. I'm sorry.
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That's all right,
that's all right.
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So how are you doing, Pop? Good?
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I'm good. I'm very good.
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Yeah? How'd everything
go at the doctor's?
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It went great.
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He gave me these drops,
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These ginkgo biloba drops.
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You ever hear of those yet?
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Sure. Ginkgo biloba. Yeah.
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Eight drops a day,
and now I hear better.
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I didn't know you had
a problem hearing.
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I didn't. I heard fine.
Only now, I hear better.
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I hear everything.
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I hear stuff that I
never heard before.
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Like what?
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Rain.
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Birds.
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All the wonders of nature.
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Burt!
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Also, some things
in the apartment.
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You can't believe
the stuff I've heard.
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You know my favorite song?
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♪ The last time I saw... ♪
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Paris.
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♪ The last time I saw Paris ♪
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I never heard the word
"Paris" until this week.
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All my life I thought it was
a song about a blind man.
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It's a song about Paris.
That's unbelievable.
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I heard the doorbell
ringing, Uh-huh.
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The coffee percolating...
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Yeah. And I heard
you have a brother.
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A what?
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Right there.
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What are you talking about?
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On the refrigerator. There.
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This? Yeah, that's your brother.
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Yeah, under the banana magnet.
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I thought this was like your
friend's grandson or something.
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So did I, and then the drops.
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I heard your mother explain
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what that $12 check was
she wrote every month.
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Meet your brother, Eddie Woo.
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Do I have a foster brother?
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Your eastern brother.
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He's Thai.
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Oh, he's Thai.
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Eats everything with mint.
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Did you tell him yet?
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Uh-huh. You did?
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How did he take
it? He took it fine.
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Okay, please don't talk
about me in the third person.
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I don't like it.
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It doesn't mean that we
love you any less, Paulie.
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I, I understand.
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Would you like us to take
you to Carvel for a sundae?
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I think I'll be okay.
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A brother in Thailand, huh?
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The first Buchman who
can ride an elephant.
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Paulie.
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Elephant. Yeah, hops
right on the elephant.
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Yeah, okay. All right.
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So what do we think?
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Well, if you keep
the sets minimal
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and you don't hire any
actors, it could work.
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Of course it could work.
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We can make a very nice,
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very sellable little film here.
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One that educates
and stimulates.
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And yet is commercially viable.
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And yet doesn't pander, but
instead inspires young imaginations.
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All right. Whatever.
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Whatever? You say whatever...
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All right, both of you, I
will turn this car around.
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All right.
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James, tell us what
you got on the script.
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Okay. The central character is,
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you're gonna love this,
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The Sandman.
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The Sandman?
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You mean, the guy
who puts you to sleep?
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Yes. I think the Sandman
could teach kids what sleep is
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and why they need it.
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Yeah.
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'Cause they're never
gonna figure that out.
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Hey, you know what?
If we're collaborating...
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All right, all right.
Talking nicely.
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We're talking
nicely. Everybody...
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No, wait a minute.
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Why do we need a
character like that?
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Why can't it just be a person?
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You know, like, in a housecoat.
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Maybe ironing and singing.
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It's already been done, Ira.
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Yes, so we know that it works.
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We're trying to do
something better here.
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We want to edify,
not just anesthetize.
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I have no idea
what she just said.
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Ira.
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Listen to me.
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The iron lady in the housecoat
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is a beloved national figure.
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I say we get an iron,
we get a housecoat,
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and we just roll tape.
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I mean, how simple can it be?
Are you just gonna make any...
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All right, everybody. Listen,
James, why don't you...
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The floor is yours.
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Okay.
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The Sandman is standing
over a crib, and he sings,
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"As the sun sinks
below the horizon
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"a handful of dust I'll
sprinkle your eyes in.
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"Sleep is a natural phenomenon
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"and with my help
it can go on and on."
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That's all I got so far.
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- "I will sprinkle your eyes in."
- What have you got?
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I thought it was great.
Very clever, thank you.
262
00:09:43,222 --> 00:09:44,361
All right, all right, look.
263
00:09:44,498 --> 00:09:46,256
Can the Sandman at
least be in a housecoat?
264
00:09:46,394 --> 00:09:47,394
No.
265
00:09:49,049 --> 00:09:52,083
No. He has to be in
a sandman costume.
266
00:09:52,221 --> 00:09:53,704
What's a Sandman costume?
267
00:09:53,842 --> 00:09:55,807
You know, a long hat
with a ball on the end
268
00:09:55,945 --> 00:09:58,773
And the one-piece gold thing
with the little flap. Oh, cool!
269
00:09:58,911 --> 00:10:01,058
All right. Is there any reason
why he can't be ironing?
270
00:10:01,082 --> 00:10:03,013
Ira? JAMIE: You know what?
271
00:10:03,151 --> 00:10:04,151
What do you think?
272
00:10:04,737 --> 00:10:05,875
Hmm?
273
00:10:06,013 --> 00:10:07,703
Choose. Rule. Make a ruling.
274
00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:09,151
I... Well...
275
00:10:09,289 --> 00:10:12,427
You know, it's a teeny, little,
teeny, kiddie, tuney video.
276
00:10:12,565 --> 00:10:14,392
Oh, boy, you've never
been excited about this.
277
00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:15,919
I've never been... What?
We've been doing this
278
00:10:15,943 --> 00:10:17,299
for, like, exactly 12
seconds. So what?
279
00:10:17,323 --> 00:10:19,081
Show some enthusiasm.
280
00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:20,529
I don't... You know, it's...
281
00:10:21,047 --> 00:10:22,391
I, I like videos.
282
00:10:22,529 --> 00:10:24,667
I don't know why we have
to make one, you know.
283
00:10:24,805 --> 00:10:26,574
I mean, I like pancakes.
I'm not opening an IHOP.
284
00:10:26,598 --> 00:10:27,702
You know, so I don't...
285
00:10:30,253 --> 00:10:32,173
I have been raising your
child for four months...
286
00:10:32,253 --> 00:10:33,539
Okay, here comes
the child-raising story...
287
00:10:33,563 --> 00:10:35,080
Nine months of pregnancy...
288
00:10:35,217 --> 00:10:36,297
All right, now the swelling.
289
00:10:36,321 --> 00:10:37,735
My ankles swollen
like redwoods...
290
00:10:37,873 --> 00:10:39,401
All right. Here we go.
Sandman. I'm excited, excited,
291
00:10:39,425 --> 00:10:41,425
Excited, very excited.
Whoo! Excited. Very excited.
292
00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:48,562
Hey, Paulie, come
on, would ya? Hurry up!
293
00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:51,216
You know how much these
shyster camera guys cost?
294
00:10:52,389 --> 00:10:53,527
I'm just making a point.
295
00:10:55,493 --> 00:10:57,216
So my friend who works
for the cable company
296
00:10:57,354 --> 00:10:59,802
says he's gonna broadcast
the video for us. How about that.
297
00:11:00,423 --> 00:11:01,699
Oh, that's good.
298
00:11:01,837 --> 00:11:03,502
It'll save people the
trouble of actually buying it.
299
00:11:03,526 --> 00:11:04,664
All right.
300
00:11:04,801 --> 00:11:06,974
Come on, Paulie, hurry up!
301
00:11:07,112 --> 00:11:09,732
All right. Sandman,
at your service.
302
00:11:16,111 --> 00:11:17,731
Sweetie, in terms
of the pregnancy,
303
00:11:17,869 --> 00:11:19,111
the humiliation, the pain,
304
00:11:19,249 --> 00:11:20,904
I would say we're even now.
305
00:11:21,042 --> 00:11:22,386
Where's your sand pouch?
306
00:11:22,524 --> 00:11:24,421
What? Where's your
Mr. Sandman sand pouch?
307
00:11:26,110 --> 00:11:27,990
Where do you think
Mr. Sandman carries his sand?
308
00:11:29,041 --> 00:11:31,834
In his Mr. Sandman
sand pouch? Yes.
309
00:11:31,972 --> 00:11:35,041
Well, I don't know what I was
thinking, forgetting myself like that.
310
00:11:35,179 --> 00:11:37,834
Day one, you show up without
your Mr. Sandman sand pouch.
311
00:11:37,972 --> 00:11:40,489
Put it over your shoulder.
Don't wear it like a purse
312
00:11:40,627 --> 00:11:43,178
Hey, come on, before we
actually start hemorrhaging money.
313
00:11:43,316 --> 00:11:44,867
You'll hit the, the music there,
314
00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:46,453
and I'll mouth along
with the singer,
315
00:11:46,591 --> 00:11:47,636
And then you can get me
as I'm moving toward the crib.
316
00:11:47,660 --> 00:11:48,660
Hey, creep.
317
00:11:49,315 --> 00:11:50,315
What?
318
00:11:50,384 --> 00:11:52,384
Creep. You have to
creep toward the crib.
319
00:11:52,522 --> 00:11:53,866
Remember, you are the Sandman.
320
00:11:54,004 --> 00:11:55,532
I know. The horizon, sprinkle,
sprinkle. The sun sits below.
321
00:11:55,556 --> 00:11:56,970
James, James, can we go?
322
00:11:57,108 --> 00:11:58,842
Well, it's gonna be more
exciting if he creeps. All right.
323
00:11:58,866 --> 00:12:00,015
Yeah, it's gonna
be a thrill ride.
324
00:12:00,039 --> 00:12:01,072
Okay, you know what, Mr.
325
00:12:02,487 --> 00:12:03,865
You okay there, Mr. Director?
326
00:12:04,003 --> 00:12:05,163
Yeah. Yeah, I think Hitchcock
327
00:12:05,279 --> 00:12:06,679
used to wear this
around, didn't he?
328
00:12:07,589 --> 00:12:08,658
All right, let's go.
329
00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:10,141
Ira, you'll say, "Action."
330
00:12:10,279 --> 00:12:11,399
Paulie, you're the director.
331
00:12:11,451 --> 00:12:12,651
Yes, but look how I'm dressed.
332
00:12:12,727 --> 00:12:14,167
Are they gonna listen to me?
333
00:12:14,831 --> 00:12:16,071
Okay, here we go. Tony!
334
00:12:16,899 --> 00:12:17,899
All right. Lights.
335
00:12:18,451 --> 00:12:19,899
And,
336
00:12:20,037 --> 00:12:21,761
action!
337
00:12:24,623 --> 00:12:26,633
Wait, wait, wait. Sweetie,
what is that? I don't know.
338
00:12:26,657 --> 00:12:28,277
What did we just
say about creeping?
339
00:12:28,416 --> 00:12:30,519
I thought that
qualified as creeping.
340
00:12:30,656 --> 00:12:32,449
So did I. I thought it
was great creeping.
341
00:12:32,587 --> 00:12:33,587
He was walking.
342
00:12:33,656 --> 00:12:34,656
James, he was creeping.
343
00:12:34,725 --> 00:12:36,245
He looked like a
guy getting the paper.
344
00:12:36,311 --> 00:12:38,691
Okay, when you say "he,"
345
00:12:38,829 --> 00:12:40,069
I'm right here. Okay?
346
00:12:40,207 --> 00:12:41,907
James, perhaps you want to
show him how he should creep.
347
00:12:41,931 --> 00:12:43,873
Happy to. How hard is it?
Creeping. He's creeping.
348
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:45,631
Well, that's what I was
going for. Well, it didn't...
349
00:12:45,655 --> 00:12:46,724
Can we shoot, please?
350
00:12:46,862 --> 00:12:48,655
All right. We're back
to one, everybody.
351
00:12:48,793 --> 00:12:50,379
All right, here we go. Tony.
352
00:12:50,517 --> 00:12:51,759
This is gonna be the winner.
353
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:52,896
And lights.
354
00:12:53,275 --> 00:12:54,275
And,
355
00:12:54,345 --> 00:12:55,345
action.
356
00:12:58,516 --> 00:13:00,240
Sweetie, sweetie,
sweetie, sweetie.
357
00:13:00,378 --> 00:13:01,447
What's wrong with that?
358
00:13:01,585 --> 00:13:03,147
What happened there,
the Sandman slip a disc?
359
00:13:03,171 --> 00:13:05,274
Whoa, that's very
cute. I was trying...
360
00:13:05,413 --> 00:13:06,413
He was creeping.
361
00:13:06,551 --> 00:13:07,871
Okay, I'm pretty sure
that wasn't creeping.
362
00:13:07,895 --> 00:13:09,491
I don't know what it was,
but I'm pretty sure it wasn't.
363
00:13:09,515 --> 00:13:11,181
Okay, listen, if that's not
creeping, I don't know what is.
364
00:13:11,205 --> 00:13:12,560
Hey, either I was born
yesterday, or it wasn't...
365
00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,826
Okay. The Sandman
cannot work like this!
366
00:13:22,825 --> 00:13:26,549
You know who would really
enjoy a copy of your baby video?
367
00:13:26,687 --> 00:13:27,687
Who? Your brother.
368
00:13:28,858 --> 00:13:29,858
Ma...
369
00:13:29,996 --> 00:13:31,238
Don't be jealous.
370
00:13:31,376 --> 00:13:32,765
I'm not jealous. Why
would I be jealous?
371
00:13:32,789 --> 00:13:34,720
What? You never
heard of sibling rivalry?
372
00:13:34,858 --> 00:13:36,455
I don't really think
of him as a sibling.
373
00:13:36,479 --> 00:13:37,686
Truck! Truck!
374
00:13:39,582 --> 00:13:40,582
What are you saying?
375
00:13:40,651 --> 00:13:42,133
Outside. Don't you hear it?
376
00:13:42,961 --> 00:13:44,444
Oh, yeah, good for you, Pop.
377
00:13:44,581 --> 00:13:46,030
Big truck. Yeah, good.
378
00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:50,374
Those drops are incredible.
379
00:13:50,512 --> 00:13:51,788
Ma, let me ask you something.
380
00:13:51,925 --> 00:13:54,581
Eddie Woo lives in
a hut in Chiang Mai,
381
00:13:54,718 --> 00:13:55,998
So how's he gonna watch a video?
382
00:13:56,098 --> 00:13:57,201
They sent us a tape.
383
00:13:57,340 --> 00:13:58,900
Somebody over there
must have something.
384
00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:02,822
All right. So I'm gonna
send my brother a video.
385
00:14:02,959 --> 00:14:05,855
Oh, good, because you
know how he looks up to you.
386
00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:10,200
Eddie... Eddie Woo
looks up to me?
387
00:14:10,338 --> 00:14:12,166
My god, he idolizes you.
388
00:14:16,579 --> 00:14:18,417
All right, everyone,
it's time for the video.
389
00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,234
I wanna watch The Terminator.
390
00:14:20,372 --> 00:14:22,337
Ha. What a cutie she is.
391
00:14:22,475 --> 00:14:24,475
Not gonna happen,
Claire. Get real.
392
00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:26,371
I wanna watch The Terminator.
393
00:14:26,509 --> 00:14:29,349
You know what, Claire? This is
actually a better video for you to watch.
394
00:14:37,095 --> 00:14:39,163
♪ I'm the Sandman
395
00:14:39,301 --> 00:14:43,094
♪ As the sun sinks
below the horizon
396
00:14:43,232 --> 00:14:44,611
♪ I'm the Sandman
397
00:14:44,749 --> 00:14:46,128
I don't like this.
398
00:14:46,266 --> 00:14:47,611
Turn him off.
399
00:14:47,749 --> 00:14:49,196
♪ Sprinkle your eyes in
400
00:14:49,335 --> 00:14:51,058
Sprinkle your eyes in?
401
00:14:52,714 --> 00:14:55,713
♪ Sleep is a natural Phenomenon
402
00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:57,162
♪ And with my help
403
00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:59,472
♪ It can go on and on
404
00:14:59,610 --> 00:15:02,264
He's scary.
405
00:15:02,403 --> 00:15:04,575
He's gonna throw
sand in my eyes.
406
00:15:07,506 --> 00:15:09,299
Mommy, it's scary.
407
00:15:09,436 --> 00:15:10,436
Really?
408
00:15:10,505 --> 00:15:12,194
Scary Sandman, Mommy.
409
00:15:18,298 --> 00:15:19,471
So then what happened?
410
00:15:19,608 --> 00:15:21,101
By the end of the song,
they were all crying.
411
00:15:21,125 --> 00:15:23,332
No. Screaming and wailing.
412
00:15:23,884 --> 00:15:25,573
Even Mabel?
413
00:15:25,711 --> 00:15:28,391
Especially Mabel. That's when she
started throwing up the baby food.
414
00:15:28,711 --> 00:15:29,952
Sweetie, no offense, but...
415
00:15:30,090 --> 00:15:31,193
Video or no video,
416
00:15:31,332 --> 00:15:33,212
that baby food of yours
was not gonna stay down.
417
00:15:34,159 --> 00:15:35,159
Did you see the color?
418
00:15:35,228 --> 00:15:36,237
Yeah, that was
the color of peas.
419
00:15:36,261 --> 00:15:37,261
It was the color of fear.
420
00:15:38,848 --> 00:15:39,985
It was peas, but...
421
00:15:41,985 --> 00:15:43,675
We'll just see what
the doctor says.
422
00:15:45,813 --> 00:15:47,065
And you know what? I'll
tell you something else.
423
00:15:47,089 --> 00:15:48,191
I find it hard to believe
424
00:15:48,330 --> 00:15:51,399
that Sandman would
cause that much of a ruckus.
425
00:15:51,537 --> 00:15:53,709
It's him! It's the Sandman!
426
00:15:55,295 --> 00:15:56,444
Mommy, the Sandman's after me.
427
00:15:56,468 --> 00:15:58,501
The Sandman's after us!
428
00:15:58,639 --> 00:16:01,743
Mommy, make the Sandman go away.
429
00:16:03,121 --> 00:16:04,521
Why don't I... I'll
wait downstairs.
430
00:16:15,913 --> 00:16:19,913
There's got to be some detail,
431
00:16:20,051 --> 00:16:22,568
some subliminal element
432
00:16:22,706 --> 00:16:25,361
That is just setting
these kids off.
433
00:16:25,499 --> 00:16:27,033
They say Boris
Karloff used to get this
434
00:16:27,057 --> 00:16:28,816
kind of reaction when
he went out in public.
435
00:16:29,912 --> 00:16:31,223
Thank you.
436
00:16:31,361 --> 00:16:34,740
I'm just saying he was a
decent man and people knew that
437
00:16:34,878 --> 00:16:36,947
in the end.
438
00:16:37,085 --> 00:16:40,326
Good, so just, after 35 years
of getting pelted with rocks,
439
00:16:40,464 --> 00:16:41,533
I should be okay, huh?
440
00:16:42,395 --> 00:16:43,429
Jamie, hi. Hi.
441
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:44,773
Hi.
442
00:16:44,911 --> 00:16:46,187
Is that him? Is that him?
443
00:16:46,326 --> 00:16:47,446
Honey, calm down, calm down.
444
00:16:47,532 --> 00:16:49,015
The Sandman is not gonna talk.
445
00:16:50,186 --> 00:16:51,601
Oh, Sarah, I'm so sorry.
446
00:16:51,739 --> 00:16:52,910
I just... Ow!
447
00:16:56,463 --> 00:16:57,703
Sarah, I just want to say
448
00:16:57,841 --> 00:16:59,152
I hope this doesn't sour you
449
00:16:59,289 --> 00:17:00,496
on the mommy and me group.
450
00:17:00,634 --> 00:17:02,185
It really is a worthwhile thing.
451
00:17:02,324 --> 00:17:05,013
Yeah, no, no, I'm sticking with
the mommy and me thing. Oh, good.
452
00:17:05,151 --> 00:17:07,631
But I think it might be better if
you skipped a meeting or two.
453
00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:11,610
I mean, just until everybody
calms down a little bit.
454
00:17:12,116 --> 00:17:13,116
You know?
455
00:17:13,219 --> 00:17:14,840
And the mommies,
they all agree with me.
456
00:17:15,806 --> 00:17:17,166
You talked to the
mommies about me?
457
00:17:17,219 --> 00:17:18,219
Oh, yeah.
458
00:17:19,495 --> 00:17:20,563
Oh, uh, okay.
459
00:17:20,701 --> 00:17:21,741
Okay, Claire, turn around.
460
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,632
Step, step, step, out we go.
461
00:17:24,012 --> 00:17:25,012
So sorry.
462
00:17:25,115 --> 00:17:26,598
Bye!
463
00:17:27,701 --> 00:17:28,701
Sorry!
464
00:17:32,528 --> 00:17:34,562
Was I just thrown
out of a play group?
465
00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:36,666
Sweetie, see, without
the sound, just the picture,
466
00:17:36,804 --> 00:17:38,597
It's very cute.
467
00:17:38,735 --> 00:17:40,769
What are you saying, that
my song is the problem?
468
00:17:40,906 --> 00:17:42,986
Honey, I'm just a man on
the run looking for answers.
469
00:17:44,148 --> 00:17:45,734
Hey. Uh-oh.
470
00:17:45,872 --> 00:17:47,837
The sales figures
from our first weekend.
471
00:17:47,975 --> 00:17:48,975
And? Two!
472
00:17:49,354 --> 00:17:50,354
200?
473
00:17:50,492 --> 00:17:52,354
No, two. Two tapes.
474
00:17:52,492 --> 00:17:53,852
One 'cause they
were out of blanks,
475
00:17:53,905 --> 00:17:56,527
And the other 'cause it was
free when you bought a blank.
476
00:17:56,664 --> 00:17:59,009
Boy, that's just really
inspiring. James...
477
00:17:59,147 --> 00:18:00,802
A housecoat and
an iron. I begged you.
478
00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:03,733
All right, all right,
both of you. All right.
479
00:18:03,871 --> 00:18:05,526
Okay, Paulie, we now enter
480
00:18:05,664 --> 00:18:08,628
what I find to be the most rewarding
phase of any business venture,
481
00:18:09,180 --> 00:18:10,421
recriminations.
482
00:18:11,628 --> 00:18:12,870
Well, I blame you.
483
00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:14,042
Yeah, and I blame you.
484
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,145
Well, there you go.
485
00:18:16,283 --> 00:18:18,110
Paulie, let me
ask you a question.
486
00:18:18,248 --> 00:18:19,662
Why did you have
to act that way?
487
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,489
You know what? You
get what you pay for,
488
00:18:21,627 --> 00:18:22,627
That's what I always say.
489
00:18:22,765 --> 00:18:24,145
Yeah, well... Ooh.
490
00:18:24,282 --> 00:18:25,627
Have a little sympathy for me
491
00:18:25,765 --> 00:18:27,075
'cause you know I lost my shirt.
492
00:18:30,799 --> 00:18:31,799
What?
493
00:18:38,661 --> 00:18:39,764
What does that taste like?
494
00:18:42,143 --> 00:18:43,143
Cocoa Puffs.
495
00:18:44,177 --> 00:18:45,177
Okay.
496
00:18:49,143 --> 00:18:50,556
I hope you're happy.
497
00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:53,038
What's the matter? We got
a package from your brother.
498
00:18:53,176 --> 00:18:54,176
From who?
499
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:56,453
Eddie Woo! Oh, it's my brother.
500
00:18:56,590 --> 00:18:58,211
He's very upset.
501
00:18:58,349 --> 00:18:59,452
Listen to this.
502
00:18:59,590 --> 00:19:02,452
"Kill Sandman, Mommy Buchman.
503
00:19:02,590 --> 00:19:05,762
Kill Sandman. Sandman must die."
504
00:19:08,452 --> 00:19:10,220
Well, you know what?
Send him 20 bucks a month.
505
00:19:10,244 --> 00:19:11,444
Let him get some therapy, too.
506
00:19:12,072 --> 00:19:13,174
Don't make fun of him.
507
00:19:13,313 --> 00:19:15,416
He hasn't had the
advantages that you've had.
508
00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:17,416
I understand, Ma, I really do.
509
00:19:17,554 --> 00:19:18,692
Yeah, you... Airplane!
510
00:19:18,829 --> 00:19:19,864
Airplane!
511
00:19:22,105 --> 00:19:23,105
Big airplane.
512
00:19:23,243 --> 00:19:24,622
Oh, right. Good, good, Pa.
513
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:26,933
You are scaring everyone
in the Pacific Rim.
514
00:19:27,070 --> 00:19:29,242
This is the first time I've
ever been ashamed of you.
515
00:19:29,381 --> 00:19:30,381
Ma.
516
00:19:30,450 --> 00:19:31,656
Can't you just once
517
00:19:31,794 --> 00:19:33,656
put your brother
ahead of yourself?
518
00:19:33,794 --> 00:19:36,356
Ma, if I could get rid of the Sandman
tomorrow, believe me, I would.
519
00:19:36,380 --> 00:19:37,380
Why don't you?
520
00:19:37,449 --> 00:19:38,828
What do you want me to do?
521
00:19:38,966 --> 00:19:41,311
Well, for god
sakes, do something.
522
00:19:42,690 --> 00:19:44,724
Hey, kids, guess what?
523
00:19:44,862 --> 00:19:47,965
Great news. The Sandman is gone.
524
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,068
There is no more Sandman.
525
00:19:51,206 --> 00:19:54,413
See? The Sandman is going away.
526
00:19:54,551 --> 00:19:56,723
That's right. See? Good-bye.
527
00:19:56,861 --> 00:19:59,275
Goodbye, Sandman.
528
00:19:59,412 --> 00:20:01,171
Sandman is gone. See?
529
00:20:01,309 --> 00:20:03,688
Sandman shoes. Sandman all gone.
530
00:20:03,826 --> 00:20:06,274
Jump, jump, he's gone. Okay?
531
00:20:06,412 --> 00:20:07,860
The Sandman is nuts.
532
00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:09,481
The Sandman was just silly.
533
00:20:09,618 --> 00:20:11,929
The Sandman was a silly man.
534
00:20:12,067 --> 00:20:14,377
Oh, silly man.
535
00:20:14,515 --> 00:20:16,825
He's so silly, silly man.
536
00:20:16,962 --> 00:20:18,687
Look how silly he is.
537
00:20:21,790 --> 00:20:23,386
You know what,
this is not any better.
538
00:20:23,410 --> 00:20:24,790
You should be
happy and relieved.
539
00:20:24,928 --> 00:20:25,928
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
540
00:20:25,997 --> 00:20:27,686
You should. It's a
big improvement.
541
00:20:27,824 --> 00:20:29,892
Look, Mommy, it's silly man.
542
00:20:32,203 --> 00:20:34,030
You're right,
honey. It is silly man.
543
00:20:35,858 --> 00:20:37,892
Look, silly man!
544
00:20:38,030 --> 00:20:40,720
Oh, isn't that just
like you saw on TV?
545
00:20:40,858 --> 00:20:42,454
Well, good talking to you.
- See you later.
546
00:20:42,478 --> 00:20:44,409
Nice to see you. Bye-bye.
547
00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:45,936
I think I liked it
better the other way.
548
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,520
At least kids
respected me a little bit.
549
00:20:47,891 --> 00:20:49,201
Silly man!
550
00:20:49,339 --> 00:20:52,305
Silly man, do the
stomping thing, silly man.
551
00:20:53,821 --> 00:20:56,028
Um, silly man
doesn't really want
552
00:20:56,166 --> 00:20:57,477
to do the stomping thing, okay?
553
00:20:57,614 --> 00:20:59,856
Oh, please?
554
00:20:59,994 --> 00:21:02,234
Oh, that's nice, silly
man. Thanks a lot.
555
00:21:16,682 --> 00:21:17,682
Okay, this is it.
556
00:21:17,751 --> 00:21:18,751
Okay.
557
00:21:29,578 --> 00:21:30,578
Well?
558
00:21:35,232 --> 00:21:36,512
We have any
cookies in the house?
559
00:22:39,882 --> 00:22:41,019
Okay, this is it.
560
00:22:41,157 --> 00:22:42,157
Okay.
561
00:22:52,984 --> 00:22:53,984
Well?
562
00:22:58,673 --> 00:22:59,953
We have any
cookies in the house?
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