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Wha-hoo! ..Ah-hoo!
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Whoa-oa!
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1, 2, 3...
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She's in the hallway, she's heading
for the door, reaching for the knob,
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the door is about to open...NOW!
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What're you doing
with my clothes prop?
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I'm practising my balancing skills.
I'm awfully nimble for a next-door neighbour!
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Suppose you fall and break something,
like my clothes prop?
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Ze human fly does not fall!
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Ze human fly sticks like magic
to ANY surface!
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It does to THAT surface. That wall's
wide enough to drive a lorry on it.
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Make sure ze human fly puts my prop
back when he's finished with it!
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Got tha heart beating, though,
didn't it? Tha love life at risk on a high wall...
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All right, a LOW wall.
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Well, are you getting out?
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Why can't I come with you?
Because you get bored and start looking at your watch.
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It's not much of a watch to look at.
All your money goes on equipment.
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Maud, I'm doing work of
the highest scientific importance!
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So why do you have to do it alone?
I don't trust you, Lester. You're always sneaking off with some woman.
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Always?! You caught me ONCE
with some other woman. Twenty-five years ago!
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Well, you'll be ready
for another try.
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Maud, have a walk around town.
Annoy some shopkeepers. Enjoy yourself.
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Just make sure YOU don't
enjoy yourself! Goodbye, Maud.
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Just remember who you're married to.
(Do she think I could ever forget?!)
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There's something magnetic about
water. But not to you. I like water.
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For paddling in with your wellies.
Well, that's what it's for.
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It draws your eye.
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When I was married, I'd often be
found staring into water, thinking about the former Mrs Truelove...
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and then realising she was
too heavy to throw accurately.
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Has tha got a clothes prop? Not on
me. A propelling pencil any good?
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I need a clothes prop.
Could we ask why? For balance.
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Too late.
You're a very unbalanced person.
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No need to have ordered a white van.
..Excuse me, I'm looking for this.
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And some happy knack
has guided you to us.
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Am I on the right road? Definitely.
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He hasn't even looked.
The uncanny instincts of the poor.
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Me mam were a witch. SOUNDED like
witch. ..You're on the right road.
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Turn left at the crossroads. Thanks.
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Oh, could I ask? Have you been
hearing any rumblings round here?
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Funny, that. His stomach. He eats
too much. Whenever possible.
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Mind, it might be psycho-cological,
on account of the fact I'm in love.
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No, BIG rumblings.
Like t'earth's moved.
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Yes, that's him - his stomach. Have
a listen. I think I'll pass, thanks.
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I wish tha'd stop spreading rumours
about my stomach. Listen, your stomach spreads its own rumours.
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I come from a musical family.
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At school, you'd let people
listen to it for a halfpenny.
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Only the boys. The girls were free.
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Hey, Norm, has tha got a clothes
prop? It's his latest obsession.
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What happened to Nora Batty? Though
I can see why he'd prefer a prop.
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Surely tha missus had a clothes
prop? She had a hat with fruit on it. I didn't keep that.
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Surely tha missus had a clothes
prop? She had a hat with fruit on it. I didn't keep that. Psst!
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I can put you
onto a good clothes prop.
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Ignore him. It's a trap. He won't
listen. They're both quite barmy.
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You know where there's
a clothes prop? (Told you!)
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Yes.
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Keeping it a secret, are we? Your
mysterious, undercover clothes prop.
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Before I reveal its whereabouts,
I think we ought to do a bit of business first.
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Business? Monkey business.
He's been at it all morning.
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He's planning a breakout again and
the warder will think I'm involved.
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All a person who wants a clothes
prop has to do is invite me out.
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I'll show him where a clothes prop
of exceptional quality can be found. Sounds fair to me.
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He'll disappear
and then Pearl will blame me.
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I won't disappear. I just want
some fresh air. You see? He just wants some fresh air.
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You'll believe anything, you.
I was a policeman. The rule of thumb is never believe anything.
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Is it far, this prop? Well, it's...
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Let me think. It's second
on the left, then you take a right, then take a left...
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Oh, no, it's not far.
Not far? It's nearly Manchester!
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And tha'll show us where it is
before tha goes? Howard is a man of his word. Ask Pearl.
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Ask Pearl?! I don't know
how you dare say that.
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All right, it's a deal.
We'll take thee with us and you owe me one clothes prop.
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It were here all the time!
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You made a deal.
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For the hire of a bicycle
for a few hours, that's outrageous!
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I could throw in a free puncture
outfit. You'd have to be daft or masculine to waste money like that.
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I can see YOU know the value of 1d.
You can have it at the winter rate.
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How much is that? Same as summer
rate, but you get a waterproof hat.
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No, no, no. All right - thirty bob
and he'll show you where to go.
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Him? Does he know the area?
Does he know the area?!
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Every inch of it
like the back of his hand.
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SMASH-SH!
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Do you ever wonder
about life after death?
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It's OK for them as can afford it.
Think it's all been snapped up, eh?
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There'll be nowt left
but a few time-shares.
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That'll be awkward. All the best
salesmen will be in the other place.
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Why are you thinking about life
after death? Are we boring you?
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I have this fear
everybody will be terribly cheerful.
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I hope you don't have to smile
all the time.
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Right, I think I'm ready.
I should hope so. We've been here ten minutes.
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You can't go leaping
into these things. You really think this will impress Nora Batty?
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Not this. This is practice.
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I'm going to get it so I can do it
on thinner and thinner things until I can do it on a tightrope.
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THAT is going to impress Nora Batty.
Ho, ho, ho!
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You on a tightrope?
Well, that's going to impress ME. How high will this tightrope be?
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Oh, nothing dangerous.
I thought I'd start with something reasonable.
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Say about...six inches?
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Sounds dangerous to me. I don't
think Nora Batty's going to go all aflutter much below 30 feet.
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I'll work me way up gradually. Like
you did with the rest of your life.
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Tha can't be a failure like me
overnight. That takes years.
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Right, I'm ready. Now, stand back,
stand back and don't knock the gate.
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You see why I need a pole. You're
not meant to stick it in the ground.
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You use YOUR pole, I'll use mine.
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What would he do with Nora Batty
if he ever got her?
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I think I'd sooner think
about life after death.
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CREAK!
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Aargh!
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Be careful, Barry.
It's only a blocked sink.
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But it's your first blocked sink.
Other husbands do these things. They've not got lovely soft hands.
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Nor have I! They're just your
average office worker's hands. You make me sound like some big tulip.
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You're MY big tulip.
Keep your voice down! The window's open.
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Ouch!
Oh, what have you done?
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Grazed me knuckle.
Oh, I knew you'd injure yourself. You'll have to fetch me father.
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I'm a failure in me own house.
You gave your knuckle for me, Barry.
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Do you think he could give us
a hand? ..Could you give us a hand?
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I'm critically injured.
I'm sitting next to death's door.
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Could you give us a hand first
and then sit there at death's door?
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An injured person must not move.
You take a lot of moving under any circumstances.
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I bet it's your back.
It is, Norm. It's me back.
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All his life it's been his back.
Unbelievable. A front like that and he complains of his back.
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Well, that'll do. At least it will
stop any animals getting out.
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I hate to be a fusspot, but
it's going to stop US getting out.
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We're at the wrong side. How are WE
going to get out? We'll climb over.
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Well, you saw what happened to him.
Death's door!
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I've never been much of a climber
since one Army sports day when I fell off Private Molesworth.
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I'll hold it and you climb over,
then you hold it for me.
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The man's an organising genius.
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You were at death's door. It's me
last gasp. I'd like that in writing.
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Very athletic.
Now, you hold it for me. Mm-huh.
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I used to be nimbler than this
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before the wear and tear
of antisocial elements such as the former Mrs Truelove.
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What will we do with HIM?
Leave him! Oh, that's nice(!) Abandoning tha dying mate.
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Who's gonna take down
me last words? Promises, promises!
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Tha won't benefit from my will!
Where's tha going? To the pub.
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Feeling better, are we?! It's
a miracle. I tell thee - a miracle.
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Tell me father to bring his tools.
It's only a grazed knuckle.
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What's your father going to say?
I don't care WHAT he says.
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He's not the one to nurse you
if it goes septic. Off you go, then.
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Where's my kiss?
I'll only be a minute. Not enough time to go septic.
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Barry!
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Hey-up!
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It's him in that van.
What's he looking for out here?
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Probably not an audience.
He invites an audience, doing that.
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What'll he find out here?
The early Saxon settlement was down near Cooper Street.
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The Saxons lived in Cooper Street?
No wonder they were always fighting.
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I'll tell you what's happened.
He's read his map wrong.
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The least we can do is give him
the benefit of our local knowledge.
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What about the pub? We'll get
around to that. We'd better.
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Otherwise, someone gets
a prod with this pole...right in their early Saxon settlement.
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Aa-ii-ee!
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ENGINE CHUGS NOISILY
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Mr Pegden! ..Mr Pegden!
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MR PEGDEN!
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What happened to your arm, Barry?
Oh, it's nothing.
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The guttering was sagging.
I went up...and you know where the T thing is?
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Well, it snapped off.
TURNS ENGINE OFF
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I FELL OFF THE ROOF!
What were you doing on the roof? Er, checking the tiles.
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Our Glenda let you up on a roof?
She doesn't know. Don't tell her.
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She says can you come and bring
your plumbing tools. Course I can, after me road test.
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Hop in.
Me?! I'll give you a lift.
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I promised her I'd be back
before I went septic.
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You gave me such a shock,
creeping up on people like that.
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Your nerves are as elastic
as a shoplifter's knickers! I could've had a heart attack.
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Could have? I thought you DID have.
He's a good screamer. ..Do it again.
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Bog off!
Oh, screams foreign languages, too!
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What were you doing
with a metal detector, anyway? There's nothing up here.
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It's not a metal detector.
It's an earthquake detector.
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Looks like a metal detector.
I've adapted it, haven't I? For earthquakes? Yes.
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What are you going to do if you
find one? Is there much you can do?
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I'll issue a warning.
I'm going to be able to tell when one's coming.
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(Don't hold your breath.)
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Hey, where're you going? My clothes
prop needs a drink. Good idea!
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What about your earthquake? Sorry.
I can't be doing it every moment.
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(Hey, what's he doing
with a clothes prop?) He thinks I'VE got funny habits. Hark at him!
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We could go in the van. That's the
least he can do if there's going to be an earthquake. Good for my back.
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What about his pole?
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It's illegal!
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I was Truly of the Yard.
I'll only allow anything illegal when rushing to the pub.
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It needs a white cloth on it.
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No problem.
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Oh, put it away. ..You can borrow
mine. I used to clean police boots with a cloth whiter than that.
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Here.
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What happened to you?
It was nothing. He fell off a roof.
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That was very brave... Stupid, but
we're proud of you. It was nothing.
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You could've been a paratrooper.
He thought he was! ..What was tha doing on a roof?
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Falling off.
What's the pole for, Mr Simmonite? Balance. That's what YOU needed.
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- Do you lot want a lift, too?
- We don't! She'll be all right in a minute. She's a great little beast.
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She's clapped out. Reminds me
strongly of the former Mrs Truelove.
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She's a little goer, is this.
It's just a temporary hitch.
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Well, you'd better get a move on
because Lester here is expecting an earthquake.
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Well, I wouldn't say expecting one.
It's just a possibility.
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I don't know where our Glenda is.
I don't know where my Howard is.
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That's normal for your Howard,
but not for my Glenda.
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Don't call the police
unless you're sure your Howard'll be found somewhere respectable.
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Tricky.
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- Where did your Howard go?
- He went off with them three. - Oh, that's a bad idea for a start.
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DOOR OPENS
Here she is.
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Where've you been?
My Barry's missing!
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- Missing what?
- Just missing. Gone.
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- Gone? He can't just go.
- Well, mine does.
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It's not just him.
Me father's missing, too.
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That explains it.
They've gone off somewhere together.
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Without saying a word.
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We're always the last to know.
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They're just the opposite
to homing pigeons. Open the cage and they've gone.
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At least mine leaves an oil trail.
My Barry may be going septic.
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Not someone who likes
classical music, surely?
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Even when you think you know, you
never know where they really are.
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Sometimes that's just as well.
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I really ought to be getting back
to Glenda's sink...roof!
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And miss
all this technical wizardry?!
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He's some kind of muffin. Not just
some kind. He's an advanced muffin.
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We think he's got a tile missing
and his roof leaks.
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Barry's good with roofs.
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00:21:43,913 --> 00:21:47,993
Oh, I wouldn't say GOOD...
exactly.
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00:21:54,133 --> 00:21:58,093
He looks guilty to me. Of what?!
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00:21:58,093 --> 00:22:02,693
Give me time.
A policeman will think of something.
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00:22:02,693 --> 00:22:07,173
Well, we're all right round here.
We're safe enough for the moment.
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00:22:07,173 --> 00:22:11,693
You'll be pleased to hear that,
Barry. One fall a day's enough, eh?
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00:22:11,693 --> 00:22:16,053
I ought to get back
to Glenda's roof...sink!
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00:22:16,053 --> 00:22:20,293
What're you listening for, anyway?
Earthquakes. Tremors.
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00:22:20,293 --> 00:22:26,353
What do you
expect to hear? The characteristic buzzing noise.
221
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Your modern earthquake starts
with a little buzzing noise.
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00:22:31,473 --> 00:22:34,033
It's the vibrations, you see.
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Traffic, road drills.
Worst of all, bumble bees, mobile phones and electric razors.
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Bumble bees with mobile phones(!)
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00:22:44,333 --> 00:22:49,193
It's the electric razors, you see.
They've been the last straw.
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00:22:49,193 --> 00:22:55,273
Underground electric razors. That's
interesting. Oh, not underground!
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00:22:55,273 --> 00:22:59,313
The razors people shave with -
they're causing it.
228
00:22:59,313 --> 00:23:03,833
There's been a vast increase
in earth tremors because of razors.
229
00:23:03,833 --> 00:23:09,853
I keep telling people
and nobody listens. And I can see why!
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Electric razors? Certainly!
231
00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:19,433
The tremors go through your cheek,
down your neck, down your legs, into the ground.
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The ground is full of tremors
from electric razors.
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00:23:25,073 --> 00:23:29,573
Don't look at me.
I use sandpaper or a sharp ferret.
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00:23:29,573 --> 00:23:34,313
Barry uses electric.
I hardly vibrate at all.
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00:23:34,313 --> 00:23:38,353
It wouldn't do
in a building society.
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00:23:42,453 --> 00:23:48,933
He says it's earthquakes.
I think he's out here conniving with some woman.
237
00:23:48,933 --> 00:23:53,113
He's picked a right spot.
Nothing much happens out here.
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HORN BLARES
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00:23:58,473 --> 00:24:03,433
Your father's made no provision in
this car for avoiding birdwatchers.
240
00:24:14,013 --> 00:24:18,533
How did you find a crackpot
like him? Just lucky, I guess.
241
00:24:18,533 --> 00:24:24,133
We think it's HIM. Like comes to
like. He draws them like a magnet.
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00:24:24,133 --> 00:24:30,153
I notice THA'S still here.
After the former Mrs Truelove, I can handle it.
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00:24:30,153 --> 00:24:34,213
We ought to get back.
ALL: Relax, Barry!
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00:24:34,213 --> 00:24:41,653
Hey, you thought I was barmy.
You did. Admit it! All right. And we STILL think tha's barmy.
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00:24:41,653 --> 00:24:47,773
Not that we don't like barmy.
Some of US are barmy. Listen to this.
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^
If there's going to be an earthquake, I ought to get back to Glenda's sink.
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ALL: Relax, Barry!
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00:25:01,593 --> 00:25:04,133
TYRES SQUEAL
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00:25:17,333 --> 00:25:25,253
Gone! It's like the Marie Celeste -
found drifting in the open sea with no signs of life.
250
00:25:25,253 --> 00:25:29,693
Marie Celeste? That sounds
more like a description of Smiler.
251
00:25:31,033 --> 00:25:33,533
There ARE signs of life!
252
00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:39,053
Him over there with the prop -
I'd recognise him anywhere.
253
00:25:39,053 --> 00:25:43,033
I don't see Howard.
He was supposed to be with them.
254
00:25:53,513 --> 00:26:01,073
Do we HAVE to use the Morse code?
Yes, this way we can always be in secret contact with each other.
255
00:26:01,073 --> 00:26:09,253
Couldn't we use a mobile phone?
No! People can listen in. Morse code's safer.
256
00:26:09,253 --> 00:26:13,273
Safer, Howard.
Not a lot of fun...but safer.
257
00:26:13,273 --> 00:26:15,573
It's here!
258
00:26:15,573 --> 00:26:18,493
The epicentre's right here!
259
00:26:21,013 --> 00:26:24,073
Hey-up! It's Howard and Marina!
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00:26:24,073 --> 00:26:28,233
You're under arrest, Howard.
What for?!
261
00:26:28,233 --> 00:26:33,553
Oh, sorry. Force of habit when
I see such a guilty expression.
262
00:26:33,553 --> 00:26:38,933
A girl hardly knows what to say,
surrounded by all these men!
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00:26:38,933 --> 00:26:42,373
We're all friends.
You can lie to us.
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00:26:42,373 --> 00:26:48,953
What are you doing with that?
I'm on a secret mission. I'm not allowed to tell.
265
00:26:48,953 --> 00:26:51,853
Are tha not allowed to tell Pearl?
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00:26:51,853 --> 00:26:54,773
HOWARD:
Good grief!
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00:26:56,573 --> 00:27:02,553
She's with YOU!
We thought you were the beginning of an earthquake.
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00:27:02,553 --> 00:27:05,053
I know the feeling!
269
00:27:05,053 --> 00:27:11,333
Say she's with you!
There's a fiver in it! She's with me.
270
00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:17,913
She's with him.
Is that true? Yes.
271
00:27:17,913 --> 00:27:20,393
Oh, IS she?
272
00:27:22,133 --> 00:27:24,113
Come on!
273
00:27:30,653 --> 00:27:33,613
Where's Howard? Where is he?
274
00:27:43,433 --> 00:27:47,113
Where's Howard? He went that-away.
275
00:27:47,113 --> 00:27:49,673
(After bribing us with ๏ฟฝ5!)
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00:27:49,673 --> 00:27:54,793
I wouldn't put it like that.
We earned it. We delayed her.
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00:27:54,793 --> 00:28:00,453
Howard looked like he believed
there really WOULD be an earthquake.
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00:28:00,453 --> 00:28:05,553
Are we going for that drink?
We could drink to Howard.
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00:28:05,553 --> 00:28:08,533
It's the decent thing to do.
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