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MAN 1: My shoes are killing me.

MAN 2: Good.

Oh, you're mad.

Did I tell you I was supposed to take Kendra to the beach

today?

So now it's my fault.

Yeah, it's your fault. This is the second time

we've been stuck with some ridiculous undercover

assignment simply because you won't take the Commissioner's

niece out on a date.

I just can't do it, all right?

I mean, you've seen the Commissioner's niece.

So?

Well, just trying to make the best of a bad situation.

Act sexy or something.

This where the bus stops?

This where the bus stops--

August, this might be our guy.

All right, let me handle this, all right?

Why should you handle it?

Because I sense that you're tense

and you'll probably turn him off.

Oh, whatever, Miss America.

Hi, there.

Not you, the other guy.

Well there's definitely something wrong with this guy.

He wants you.

Hi.

You want some company?

Only if that company is you, Brown Sugar.

What do you got in mind?

Jack will pay $50 to climb up your beanstalk.

Oh.

Excuse me.

One minute, don't go away.

Be back.

I think this is definitely our guy, Mac.

And I also think you're right.

You should handle this.

All right.

Hold my boa.

All right now, LAPD.

You're under arrest.

[tires squealing]

Hey, what are you doing?

Why he couldn't just take out the Commissioner's niece.

Hey, what are you doing?

Pull this car over?

Get out!

[siren]

Stop the car.

Stop the car.

Pull that thing over now, pal.

August, what are you doing?

Just hang in there, Chase.

[siren]

Hey, stop the car.

Pull it over right now.

Oh, no.

Ah!

[crash]

Oh!

You OK, Mac?

Come on, let's go.

Yeah.

Whoa, whoa.

I need to know something.

Why him and not me.

Are you kidding me?

He's beautiful.

Just like Tina Deluxe.

He's a super big gulp of hot chocolate.

There's no comparison.

Get him out of here.

You're a very sick man.

What am I, chopped liver?

[theme music]

You've really gotta check this place out.

I mean, they have all kinds of good stuff,

and more important than that, good for you.

What?

Like those camel puffs you're eating?

No, thank you.

Kamut Puffs, Kamut.

K-A-M-U-T, Kamut.

N-O, N-O, No, look, look, let's just go take our meeting

with Jensen and then maybe I'll think about like eating at this

Nature Pit of yours, OK?

It's called the Nature Bowl.

B-O-W-L, bowl.

Whatever.

[knocking]

Come in.

Captain.

Yeah.

Shut the door,

Hey, Mr. Brooks.

I didn't realize you two were acquainted.

Oh, I've known Ryan since he was a street

punk pulling cons on tourists.

And now he's DEA.

Whoa, God help us all.

Well, I couldn't have done it without your help.

This is my partner, Chase McDonald.

- Nice to meet you. - Hi.

So, DEA keeping you busy these days?

You bet.

Agent Davis is working undercover

in the Carletti organization.

Whoa!

You mean as in ruthless mob boss, Niko,

Slip Through Your Fingers Carletti?

We tried to bust one of his operations last month, but--

It's like he knew you were coming, right?

Ryan here seems to think Carletti has

an inside track on our plants.

In other words, we've got a leak.

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

Can't be any other way.

Yesterday, Carletti's right hand man, Alex Sola

told us to hurry up and move the shipment of drugs

to a new location.

Two hours later, an LAPD strike team hits.

That is not luck.

Somebody is feeding him information.

Any idea who?

Oh, well, I haven't quite worked my way up into the organization

high enough yet to be on one of htose discussions.

And we can't wait that long.

That's why I called the two of you in.

Ryan.

When I was moving that shipment yesterday,

I overheard Carletti tell his daughter Gina

that she's going to be meeting a guy by the name of Jake Reems.

Reems is second in command in one of the leading drug

operations on the East Coast.

Do you know what this meeting was about?

Oh, yeah.

Carletti wants to sell Reems all the product

the East Coast can handle.

He figures that way he can keep making money

till LA cools out a bit.

Makes sense.

Oh, sir, I should get back to the warehouse.

They're not expecting me to be gone more than an hour.

Thanks for your help, Ryan.

Hey, good to see you, Ryan.

Listen, you stay sharp out there, all right?

Carletti's people are dangerous.

You don't worry about me Mr. Brooks.

Chase, nice to meet you.

Tampa?

OK, listen up.

I've been in meetings with people from the Drug

Enforcement Agency all morning.

They got an idea how to put Carletti out of business

but they need our help.

They've devised a plan to intercept

Reems when he arrives at LAX.

And we replace him with one of our own men.

So it would be one of our guys would

make the deal with Carletti.

Exactly.

And he'd be wired and we record everything they say.

Sounds doable to me.

Good.

Then you'll do it? - Whoa.

DEA wants me going to go undercover.

Whoa, whoa, Captain.

I mean, why August?

Why not me?

I mean, August is good, but--

Well thanks a lot, partner.

I didn't mean it like that.

I mean I'm the creative one.

I'm the actor.

I'm the one that always improvises.

Now, listen, Chase.

No, Captain.

Why does the DEA want him and not me?

Because he's going undercover as Jake Reems.

I got that part.

Jake Reems is an African American.

Hah.

Oh.

So improvise that, actor.

Could if I wanted.

Besides, I think that you'll agree that there is more than a

passing resemblance here.

What?

Let me see that.

Captain, um, what are we going to do with the real Reem.

We can hold him incommunicado for 72

hours under the RICO Act.

That means we've got to get you in and out of there

with the proof during that time frame.

Can you do it?

How much time do I have to prepare, captain?

Not a whole hell of a lot.

Reems flight arrives at LAX later today.

We've got to do the switch then.

But I've got a surveillance tape of him for you to study.

All you have to do is see the drugs

and record the deal going down.

I'll have men stationed nearby just

in case anything goes wrong.

All right.

Let's do it.

Let me see that again.

That is something, huh?

That is scary.

Six, two, same height as you.

It's uncanny.

How much you weigh?

185.

Hah.

185 pounds.

Well, you know they say, August.

What?

Everyone's got a twin in this world.

Man, two of you?

Now that's scary.

He's headed toward Peddleton.

Go!

[screeching tires]

[honking]

Damn, Chase.

I don't know what to say.

There's just no way that one of my people can be the leak.

Besides, the system is designed so

that no single individual gets all the facts

about any given operation.

They would know enough to tip off the target ahead of time.

You got any suspects, any leads?

No, Sarge.

I'm not even sure the leak is here.

But special ops seemed like the logical place to start.

Well, I already spoke with internal affairs this morning.

I told them everything I know.

I know.

Let's just say that this is personal.

If you think of anything, will you give me a call?

You got it.

Sorry.

[slam]

Ah!

Uh!

[tense music]

[panting]

[gun cocks]

Get up real slow.

Ah, god!

Mr. Sola.

I've found something.

Rat.

So, Ryan, you thought you'd fool us.

You thought we wouldn't find out.

Mr. Sola, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Is that so, Agent Davis?

Look, Mr. Sola, please, I got a wife.

I got a kid on the way.

Please.

Don't worry about your family.

I'll take care of them.

[gunshot]

I believe this is yours.

I think we're done here.

Now this will send a signal directly

to a DEA satellite which will relay

the signal back down to us.

That way we can monitor your activities

as well as record your conversations.

Are you getting all this, Snow White?

Uh, Quagmire.

Can we communicate with him?

No, it's strictly one way. We thought about it.

But the equipment is too bulky.

The captain was afraid

They'd find it if they patted him down.

Now, they're going to be watching you every minute.

You've got to be careful.

Just relax, Quagmire.

I'm going to be just fine.

Hey, guy.

Hey, Captain.

August, Ryan Davis is dead.

This is his shield.

They put it next to his body so that we would know

they found out he was an agent.

I'm sorry.

Look, this leak has just gotten out of hand.

I'm closing down this operation.

No.

Ryan knew about this leak too, Captain.

He didn't pull out.

I'm in.

OK.

OK.

We'll go through with it.

But the minute I think there's any trouble,

you're out of there.

You understand?

Yeah.

All right.

Now you better get into character.

Reems' flight is due in in two hours

DEA agents are waiting downstairs for you.

He was a good kid, Mac.

He and his wife are expecting their first child.

August, are you sure about this?

You don't have to go through with it.

Yeah, I do.

Mr. Reems, could you come with us please?

That's a very nice badge, man.

Excuse me, hey!

Take your hands off me.

Hey.

What are you doing?

Good morning, Jake Reems.

I have a reservation.

My luggage will be arriving from the airport later.

See to it, yes?

Yeah.

OK.

Right.

Reems just checked in.

Drop it a little, would you?

How did the switch with Reems go?

So far so good.

August just arrived at the hotel.

Are you people ready?

Transmitter worked perfectly during check

in, every word loud and clear.

Good.

No, thanks, Chase.

I'm on a health food free diet.

Tastes good.

Good for you.

Yeah, I'm sure they are.

Quagmire.

Yeah, hold on.

It's for you, Chase.

This is Chase.

MAN: (DISGUISED COMPUTER VOICE) Detective McDonald?

Yeah.

MAN: I have some important information for you.

Shoot.

MAN: (DISGUISED COMPUTER VOICE) Talk to a special ops

cop named Paul Sage.

I'm listening.

MAN: (DISGUISED COMPUTER VOICE) The day Ryan Davis was killed,

I saw a A file of undercover officers [inaudible]..

Cap, I gotta go.

What? Now?

It's important.

Look, if you need me, just call me on the cell phone,

all right?

Captain.

August is on his way to the Carletti suite.

Heads up everyone.

Stay sharp.

Let's do it.

[knocking]

Jake Reems.

Welcome to Los Angeles, Mr. Reems.

I'm Gina Carletti.

Search him.

It's all right.

They won't find anything.

He's clean, ma'am.

There, Now, that wasn't so bad, was it?

Not at all.

Have a seta, Mr. Reems.

Thank you.

Drink?

Thank you, no.

I never drink when I'm discussing business.

A man who doesn't mix business with pleasure.

I like that.

Ooh, we should have finished August

with a fire extinguisher.

As my father told you, we have 500

kilos of cocaine ready to move.

Interested?

Well, I would of course have to see the product first.

Hm.

And if the product meets your expectations?

Say 50% of the market.

You'll have to do much better than that, Mr. Reems.

There are other organizations, you know.

Don't try to bluff me, Gina.

There are no other organizations willing to move that much

merchandise in one transaction.

I'll tell you what.

I have other business to attend to this evening.

So why don't we finish this conversation over brunch

tomorrow?

And we'll drive out to the warehouse, see the product.

And you can decide what it's worth.

Fine.

Well, you must be Mr. Reems.

I wasn't aware we'd be meeting so soon.

I'm Alex Zota.

Nico Carletti's consigliere.

I've heard of you.

Really?

I wasn't aware that my reputation was so widely known.

Well, I try to stay informed.

As do I. So, have we made any progress?

Actually, we're finished.

Tomorrow then, around 11:00.

Until tomorrow.

Mr. Zota.

By the way, Mr. Reems, Mr. Carletti

said he would like you to give his regards to Swifty.

Swifty?

Call NYPD.

See what you can find out about Swifty.

This could be a test.

Where are you going?

To see what I can get out of Reems.

There's something not quite right about him.

Papa told me to handle this deal.

I don't need any of your help, you understand?

You seem to forget, Alex, I'm going to be

running this organization soon.

And you're going to need me, just the way

your father needs me now.

Don't make any threats you can't keep, my dear.

Makes you look weak.

And weak means dead.

[knocking]

Sage?

[tires squealing]

[honking]

[crash]

[honking]

[crashes]

Dispatch, this is One William Seven.

We have a three car collision at the 1800 block of Stonehurst.

I think everyone's all right.

Send some two trucks.

You guys all right?

You all right?

Damn, man.

What kind of repo man are you?

Look what you did to my car, man!

I'm sorry about that.

I'm a cop.

Cop?

Well what the hell you want with me?

I want to know what you're doing looking at the A files.

A files? I don't have access to A files.

OK, come on, let's go.

Wait, where you taking me?

Down to the station to get some answers.

I don't-- I didn't-- look, I never had any A files.

I've never even seen an A file.

What are you talking about?

Stay here.

Tow truck's on the way.

[phone rings]

McDonald.

Chase, I need you down here.

We've got a real problem.

OK, on my way.

The resemblance is spooky.

Zota's testing August.

He's asking questions about a guy named Swifty

and Reems isn't cooperating.

Well, Reems is a tough customer.

Reems is a nightmare.

I've been on this force 25 years and in all that time

I have never once felt an inclination

to kill someone until today.

We've got nothing to bargain with and he knows it.

Think I might have an idea, Captain.

I was hoping you would say that.

I understand that you've been less than cooperative

with our courteous office staff.

They ask too many questions, don't you know.

Well, you know how cops can be.

I also know a little bit about my rights, Detective.

Unless you charge me with something,

you can only hold me here for 72 hours.

Now, that may interfere with my schedule just a wee bit.

But, since I know you have nothing on me,

I suggest you go write a parking ticket or something.

Well personally, I think it would be in your best interest

to cooperate.

And why is that?

Because we're going to bust Carletti.

[laughs]

You're going to bust Carletti.

That's Carletti's problem.

I don't work for him.

Well, it might be your problem also.

See, we have a man working undercover as you.

[laughs]

You got the man--

who going to be me, man?

Ah.

Him.

Thought that might get your attention.

Now, the way I figure it, the Carletti bust

can go down one of two ways.

One, we arrest everyone and let you off on a technicality.

That way you walk out of here with Carletti thinking you're

pure as the driven snow.

You want to hear two?

You don't tell me what I need to know, I walk up to you

look like after the bust, shake his hand

and thank him for his coopearation.

Now, I'm thinking your people back

East wouldn't like that too much, you being a rat and all.

So what's going to be, Reems?

Thanks for your time.

Hey.

I'm outa smokes, man.

You got something to say?

Swifty was an old associate before he

was killed five years ago.

Frank Delluci is his real name.

He got his nickname from an unfortunate run

in with a chainsaw.

Thanks, Reems.

Don't mention it.

Don't forget my smokes.

[phone rings]

Zota.

It's about time you called. I don't care.

I pay you to take chances.

Who?

What kind of questions?

What did you tell them?

Good.

What's this detective's name?

McDonals, huh?

All right.

I'll have him taken care of tonight.

[phone rings]

McDonald.

Chase, I just got word.

Sage checked out.

He's not man.

All right.

Also, they doubled up surveillance on August's room.

I don't see how you're going to get

to him tonight and his meeting Gina in the morning.

I got an idea, Captain.

- What is it? - I'll tell you later.

I've got to go.

That's him.

Take care of it.

You got it, Mr. Zota.

Need your car!

[scream]

[crash]

Come on!

[explosion]

[knocking]

You uh, always dress like this for your meetings?

Depends on who's going to be there.

I assumed Mr. Zota was joining us.

In a while.

You could definitely be hazardous to my health.

[knocking]

That would be brunch.

You don't mind eating here in the room, just the two of us,

do you?

Wouldn't have it any other way.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

Bon jour, mademoiselle.

Right over here, please.

Mais oui.

Drink?

Just water, thank you.

Hey, just curious, who is this Swifty

that Alex was speaking about?

[clears throat] Mademoiselle, what can I get you?

We have the Quiche Lorraine, the roast beef

and of course, the mixed green salad.

I think I'll have the quiche and some mixed salad.

Excellent choice, Mademoiselle.

For you, Monsieur.

That's the roast beef.

Uh, No, I'll have with the lady is having.

So, about Swifty?

Look, Monsieur, you really must try the roast beef.

It is excellent.

What language is that supposed to be, French?

Yeah, bad French maybe.

It is the specialty of the house, Monsieur.

Oh, my God.

The quiche will be fine.

Oh, I must insist Monsieur.

Have the roast beef.

The roast beef does look delicious, thank you.

Yes, Monsieur.

Swifty died five years ago.

And I really don't appreciate the games, Gina.

Well, a girl can't be too careful now.

Mademoiselle, will there be anything else?

No.

That will be all.

That was a very strange waiter.

Very strange.

Can't be.

It's me, Zota. Yes, yes, I know.

Listen to me.

What?

Another undercover cop?

Are you sure?

I thought so.

Listen to me very carefully and do exactly as I say.

There can be no mistakes.

[phone rings]

McDonald.

Detective, this is Sargent Wright.

I've got some important information

concerning our problem.

I can't talk here.

Look, can I meet you at the corner of Jefferson and Vine

in about say 20 minutes?

All right, Sarge.

On my way.

What's this all about, Sarge?

It's about you sticking your nose where it doesn't belong,

McDonald.

Now, put your hands on top of your head.

Do it.

Don't try anything.

You do your own killing, Sarge?

I thought Zota handled that.

Zota is busy.

In fact, your partner should be arriving at the old Tyler

warehouse any time now.

You told Zota about August?

Afraid so.

[gunshot]

Is he dead?

Afraid so.

How did you know, Officer--

Manning.

Dori Manning.

I've had my suspicions about Wright.

I heard him call you, so I follow him over.

I'm the one who called you about Sage.

Guess I was wrong about that.

Well, you just made up for it.

All right, listen, call Captain Jensen.

Tell him I'm heading to the old Tyler warehouse.

Tell him to send backup right away.

You got that?

Yeah.

Oh, and uh, thanks.

Here you are, Jake.

Colombia's finest.

Captain, we have a problem.

What is it?

August and Gina Carletti just went into the warehouse.

August's transmission is breaking up.

I'm losing contact.

Get it back.

I'm trying.

I'm impressed.

Does that mean we have a deal?

We have a deal say at 70% of market price.?

Done.

Well, here you are.

You came to make sure I didn't make any mistakes, Alex, you're

too late.

The deal's made.

Oh, dear.

Now I'm going to have to go and spoil it.

What's going on?

What's going on, my dear, is your little friend here

is a cop.

A cop.

Are you crazy?

On the contrary, I'm quite sane.

That building must be made out of high grade steel.

The transmission is not strong enough to get through it.

I see what is happening here, man.

You think because I don't play your silly little game

the other night, I'm automatically a cop.

Alex, I've already asked him about Swifty.

Everything checked out.

Listen to me, dammit.

He's a cop.

Alex.

That's enough.

You are constantly trying to one up me.

This time you've gone too far.

My informant called and told me all about him.

His name is Brooks, Detective August Brooks.

Kill him.

[sirens]

[gunshots]

Ah, jeez.

Go around the back.

Police, freeze!

[gunshots]

There's no way out of here.

For you either, Detective.

[gunshot]

Well, would you like to beg for your life the way Ryan did,

Detective?

You son of a bitch.

OK.

OK, listen.

Here's what I'm going to do for you.

You surrender now and uh, I'll square things

away with Carletti for you.

What are you talking about?

You just get his only daughter killed, pal.

He's not going to be a happy camper.

You just let me worry about that.

Say goodbye, Detective.

Freeze, Zota.

Drop the gun.

Oh, we've got quite a predicament here,

don't we, Detective?

No, I think you should drop it.

Ah!

Nice shooting, partner. Thank you.

Well, well, well.

Look who's upset and about.

The doctors let you out already?

Yeah, well after putting up with Chase,

the nurses are pretty anxious to see me go.

Besides what, you know what they say.

You can't keep a good man down.

Doctors say I should be back in about a few weeks.

Well, you take your time.

You just get well.

You're not going to keep your hair that way, are you.

Uh, well, it's supposed to fade in two weeks.

I hope.

I kind of like it, Captain.

It's a good look for August.

Yeah, right.

I've had a blast with it the last couple of days.

Oh, you'll be happy to hear, the Carletti organization's

been completely wiped out.

Zota gave everybody up.

What about the old man, Nico?

He's been charged with ordering

the murder of Ryan Davis.

But the doctors don't think he's going to live

long enough to stand trial.

Ready to go, guys?

Right behind you.

Oh, I thought you'd never ask.

Have fun.

[theme music]

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