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[FILMRISE SOUND EFFECT]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

I don't know, August.

[SIGHS] I've just been really bored with the dating scene

lately.

You know?

[CHUCKLES] No, I don't know.

Well, it just seems that all the girls

I've been dating recently just haven't

been that interesting to me.

And what do you consider interesting?

All right.

For example, the last girl I dated, all she could do

was talk about decorating tips all night.

Do you see? Now, to me, that is not--

Not interesting, right.

Exactly.

I want someone who's down-to-earth,

smart, a little different, but someone that has a-- a spark.

A spark?

Yeah, you know, a hook, something

different about her personality.

Someone that could get me to do things that I wouldn't normally

do.

And to you, that would be interesting?

- Right. - Hmm.

Yeah.

[TIRES SQUEALING]

Look out!

[CRASH]

I didn't see anyone driving!

AUGUST: Must be a runaway!

[ENGINE STARTS]

[SIREN]

Is there anybody driving that thing?

It's a little kid driving.

Kid, put your foot on the brake!

Put your foot on the brake!

Look at up there.

Oh, no!

AUGUST: Oh!

August, take the wheel.

Take the wheel!

You got it?

Got it!

All right, here I go.

Be careful, Mac.

[THUD]

Hey, kid!

Put your foot on the brake!

Get off my car!

You're cramping my style.

Careful, careful, careful!

Come on, speed racer.

Put your foot on the brake!

No!

I'm going to call the cops.

Move over!

Move over.

I'm calling the cops!

I am the cops, kid.

No, you're not!

Come on!

Hang on, hang on, hang on.

All right. Come on.

Out of the car. Move it!

Move it!

Put your hands on the hood.

Frisk him, Mac.

He looks dangerous.

Is there a problem, officer?

Can you believe this kid?

Where the heck do you think you were going, pal?

Uh, for some ice cream with my girlfriend.

[DOOR OPENING]

AUGUST: Uh-huh.

Must be that spark thing you were talking about.

Oh.

[THEME MUSIC]

I thought you said we were having dinner at your house.

Um-- our stove is not working.

Your stove's not working?

Yeah, yeah, it's a-- but-- but Kendra has this friend, see,

and-- and her stove is working.

No.

August, Kendra isn't trying to set me up again, is she?

Aw, August!

I mean, look what happened last time with Emily

and that whole massage business.

Yeah, right, free massages. Ooh!

Must've been torture.

August, I do not need any help dating.

Kendra's just trying to help your social life be more--

interesting.

Well, there's something to be said about celibacy.

[LAUGHS] Like what?

I don't know like what, but something.

Uh-huh.

You are coming to dinner, my man.

I don't want to go.

Listen, all you have to do is be pleasant to the lady, OK?

We're not asking you to marry her.

There's always expectations.

Expectations?

Yeah.

Like, you know, expectations.

All right.

Just have dinner with the lady, OK?

Sit down, keep your clothes on dinner.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

SHARON: So the time comes take the bull home.

My father goes down there with a rope, makes a little noose,

puts it around the bull's neck, ties

him to the back of the Jeep, gets ready to drive him home--

Honey, if you were Sharon's corkscrew, where would you be?

Yes, yes, that's where I would be, too.

Come on, August.

I think she's perfect for him.

Yeah, I guess so.

The bull, all of a sudden, starts to suffocate

and [SNORTS] passes out.

So my father is sitting there saying,

oh my god, I killed Boyd Stice's bull.

Well, she's definitely no Jodi.

But she's smart, she's beautiful, she's refined,

and most importantly, she's got her feet on the ground.

Why does that sound so familiar?

Ah, yes.

Sounds like the lady I fell in love with.

Flattery will get you everywhere, sir.

[DOG BARKING]

[CLICK OF LATCH]

[BUBBLING LIQUID]

[RINGING]

[SIGHS] Come on, Dean.

Come on!

[RING] [CLICK]

DEAN ABRAMS (RECORDED MESSAGE): Hi, this is Dean Abrams.

I'm sorry I'm not here to get your call.

Leave a message at the tone.

[BEEP]

Dean, something doesn't feel right.

I don't know how much longer I--

[GLASS BREAKING]

[GASPS]

You-- You're not going to get away with this.

[GUNSHOTS]

[GRUNTING]

[GLASS BREAKING]

Relax, you idiots.

If this had have been X 99, we'd be

laying on the floor with him.

AUGUST: So we've got this big puff of smoke, right?

It's the third time this guy has done it.

I'm about tired of it.

I'm thinking, if this guy gets away from us one more time--

the smoke clears.

This old geezer is laying there wheezing his lungs out, can't

move, Chase's childhood hero, Captain Crunch

or whatever it was.

It wasn't Captain Crunch.

It was Captain Crimestopper.

You know who Captain Crimestopper is, don't you?

No.

I mean, but being a detective sounds so exciting.

CHASE: Well, you know, it does have its moments, I guess.

And all the car chases, the action.

It makes my life seem dull.

CHASE: Come on, you must have exciting stories.

You know, that bull story was great.

Well, well, besides that, I guess I must

have lived a sheltered life.

Hmm.

Although, I was abducted by aliens once.

August!

Um--

I'll get a napkin.

Yeah.

[LAUGHS]

Aliens and close encounters.

The girl is a weirdo, Mac.

She's not a weirdo, August.

She's just different.

Aw, jeez.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Wait, wait, wait one minute.

You're not going to see her again, are you?

I might.

Does this have anything to do with that spark thing?

I just think she's interesting, that's all.

Interesting.

You know, the only close encounter she's

likely to have is with you.

Listen-- whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Why don't you stay here, check the area

out for extraterrestrials--

I'll go check out the crime scene.

All right.

We've got forced entry on the front door and obviously

the two front windows.

Yeah, major force.

This guy took three bullets point-blank range, probably

with a silenced weapon.

None of the neighbors heard any gunshots.

What do you think? Professional hit?

Yeah, could be.

What else did you find?

Well, the victim's name was Leonard Murdoch.

He was a biochemical scientist, worked

for a company called Biotech.

He's worked for them for the last three years.

Hmm.

That might explain this, then.

Fluid residue in the carpet there and what

looks like a shattered vial. And check this out.

Someone tried to burn some files here.

Well, let's get everything over to Cragmeyer

and see what he can do with it.

Right.

You think maybe it was extraterrestrials?

Oh, yeah.

That's exactly what I think.

I say we start with Biotech.

Isn't it supposed to clear up?

So they say.

You always say "they."

Who's "they"?

You always ask me that!

Read my lips.

I don't know who "they" are.

What time did Guidell's secretary say he'd be here?

Now.

You sure we've got the right address?

Yeah.

Oh, that's probably him.

- Mr. Guidell? - Yes.

I'm Detective Brooks.

This is Detective McDonald.

How do you do?

I appreciate your meeting me like this.

It's a very busy day, and I have a meeting

here in a few minutes.

Frankly, [SIGHS] I'm still in a state of shock.

Leonard was such a fine person.

Can you tell us anything about Mr. Murdoch's personal life?

Um, owing money in domestic disputes,

family problems, things like that?

Uh, nothing I knew of.

He was such a calm man.

Mr. Murdoch had a lab partner, a Dean Abrams.

Your secretary said he didn't show up for work today.

Any idea where he might be?

I have no idea.

Leonard's death must hit him pretty hard.

What exactly does Biotech do, Mr. Guidell?

Oh, we're a private lab facility.

Our work consists mostly of government contracts.

We specialize here, basically in chemical

and biological research.

So what project was Murdoch working

on at the time of his death?

Oh, unfortunately I can't tell you that.

All of our work is highly classified, as you can imagine.

Well, I-- you know, if there's anything else I can do for you,

my secretary knows where to contact

me any point in the day.

Thanks a lot.

We'll be in touch.

Thank you.

[CAR ENGINE STARTS]

[CAR DOOR OPENS]

I'm not pleased, Harris.

We knew the police would come here.

It's not that.

Police [CHUCKLES] are irrelevant.

My concern is for our missing scientist, Dean Abrams.

We'll find him.

You're sure Murdoch managed to call him last night?

Yes.

Disloyalty.

He poses a real threat to our X 99 shipment.

He'll never make it to the authorities, Mr. Guidell.

Make certain of it.

You can't trust anybody.

[PHONE RINGING]

[HUMS]

"UFO Contact--

Is Communication Possible?" (SINGING)

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.

Went out with Sharon again last night, didn't you?

Yeah, I did.

How did you know that?

Intuition.

Aren't you embarrassed, man?

About what?

The book?

[LAUGHS] It's research, August.

Research for what?

Well, I think it's important that you research the interests

of the woman you're dating.

That way you've got plenty to talk about.

Since when did you start talking to them?

What's that supposed to mean?

Mac, you don't really believe in this UFO stuff, do you?

It's interesting.

I mean, August, check this out.

Every culture in the world has historical references

to strange visitors from other planets.

Yeah, well, if there's so many UFOs, then

how come I haven't seen any?

Because they're selective.

Selective?

Mac, the only people ever visited

by aliens are shotgun-wielding hicks

and-- and farmers in hayfields.

I mean, if they travel millions of miles to study us,

then why not abduct the great ones of the planet,

the intellectuals?

I mean, why don't they just land on the lawn of the White House,

sit down, have lunch with the president?

So you consider the president an intellectual?

OK, bad landing site.

Listen, just be careful, OK?

Don't let this lady mess with your head.

You worry too much.

Judith, Judith, Judith, how's our favorite resident

psychologist?

Listen Judith, have you got a minute to explain to my partner

about the improbability of an alien abduction?

Actually, I can't.

I'm late for court, but I know some interesting theories

about that one.

See you later.

She thinks you're crazy.

Does not.

Does too.

I could see it in her eyes.

[PHONE RINGS]

McDonald.

This is Dean Abrams.

Are you the detective investigating

the Murdoch killing?

Yeah.

Well, I worked with him.

We have to meet.

Where?

At 1630 Firestone.

The abandoned warehouse?

OK, I know where it is.

Come alone, now.

Mr. Abram-- hello?

Hello?

August, Dean Abrams wants to meet, alone.

Let's hit it.

All right, partner.

Give me a minute to get in place.

Mr. Abrams?

Mr. Abrams?

Detective McDonald.

Let me see some ID.

Slowly.

If I drop this, you and I are going to have a real bad day.

What is it?

DEAN ABRAMS: It's a sample of X 99.

It's a level four hazardous biological agent.

Level four?

There is no level five.

It's something the world has never seen.

This cannot fall into the wrong hands.

You've got to get me out of here.

They're following me here. - Who's following you?

Biotech.

Guidell's selling out.

He's preparing a ship of X 99 to sell to the highest bidder

overseas.

Murdoch and I were going to the police when they found out.

Did Guidell have Murdoch killed?

[GUNSHOT]

[GRUNTS]

[GUNSHOT]

[CRASH]

[GUNFIRE]

[SQUEALING TIRES]

Mac!

Chain!

[CRASH]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

- August! - Yeah?

I have this funny feeling that we're on to something.

Well, let's not go jumping to any hasty conclusions, partner.

[TIRES SQUEALING]

[CRASH]

[SIGHS]

What the hell was it Abrams gave you, anyway?

X 99.

X 99?

Yeah.

It's a level four hazardous biological agent.

Level four?

Let's just say there is no level 5.

Now, the next time somebody asks you to show up alone,

you do that.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

[TV IN BACKGROUND]

Oh!

Wait, wait.

Turn it back.

This is this great documentary about the men in black.

Men in what?

The men in black.

It's a mysterious group of men who

always show up after a UFO sighting

to interview the witnesses.

CHASE: Hmm.

Who do they work for?

The government, maybe. The military.

Nobody knows for sure.

Then how did you know?

Because I've researched all this since--

Oh.

Are these guys supposed to be for real?

Sure. Hey, wait.

What do you mean "supposed to be"?

Oh, just-- just that this stuff is kind of weird to me.

Well, so I guess I'm just a little bit too weird for you.

No, no, no. Did I say weird?

I-- I-- I meant new.

It's like this stuff is new to me.

That's what I meant.

Huh?

New?

Mm-hmm.

OK.

ARNOLD CRAGMEYER: You guys are crazy if you

think I'm going to open these.

Uh-uh.

I called the hazardous material division.

Let them handle it.

Of course, it'll take them a week to get here.

Hey, I didn't tell you to open it up.

[SIGHS] A cryogenic container like

this is only ever used to transport

highly volatile substances.

I mean, it's-- it's-- it's not like this is,

uh, some harmless food coloring like

you found on Murdoch's carpet.

No, this is probably some biochemical warfare agent.

You know, gets loose, kills half the population.

That's scary.

Yeah, it is.

In college, I worked at a high-level security chemical

lab.

You see a guy go down, you run like hell

for the containment area.

One whiff-- one little smell, and you're dead.

Wow.

You know what that means?

What?

No one will ever know what this stuff smells like.

Uh, what about the ashes in the trash can?

[SIGHS] A whole lot of nothing.

I'm General Logan from the Defense Department.

We have secured this building.

Please stay where you are.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey, what the hell is going on?

We're conducting a military investigation of Biotech.

These vials that were seized are extremely hazardous.

Wh-- what's in those vials?

That's classified.

Well, who are these guys?

That is also classified.

(WHISPERING) You guys are the men in black, right?

Do you have something else to say?

Uh, General, um, what would have happened

if those vials had leaked?

If the vials were not sealed, everybody

within a 500 yard radius of this building would be dead by now.

I-- find out what's going on.

Aren't you glad you didn't open it up?

Counterintelligence informs us that some foreigners

have invaded our viral stockpiles

and are trying to make a profit for themselves.

This does not go over well.

Gentlemen, this is serious business.

The very survival of humanity is at stake here.

If somebody gets a hold of renegade

viruses for their own purposes, we're all dead.

Why didn't you target Biotech sooner?

We didn't have enough evidence to go in on Biotech.

We had a lot of suspects.

OK, so what's our next move?

It's become a matter of national security.

We'll take it from here.

Captain, the police need to be involved in this.

I've got a strike team going to Biotech right now.

There's no need to put yourselves in further jeopardy.

Captain, it's--

Look, I'm sorry.

We don't have any jurisdiction here.

[PHONE RINGING IN BACKGROUND]

(WHISPERING) August-- come here.

Hey, hey, hey!

Look!

AUGUST: What?

(WHISPERING) The men in black.

What about them?

I saw them on TV last night.

Those guys are actors?

(WHISPERING) No, no, no, no.

They only show up after alien abductions.

Ah.

So this is some sort of alien abduction government

cover-up conspiracy thing.

(WHISPERING) Why else would they be here?

(WHISPERING) Listen, Mac.

(WHISPERING) Yeah?

(WHISPERING) Why don't you get away from that lady

you've been going out with?

I don't care how many sparks she's got.

She's making you loony.

[THUNDER]

What happened?

Special forces raided the downtown office.

We don't have much time.

We'll have to move before they find our storage facility.

My men will be ready to transport it by noon tomorrow.

Move the X 99 as soon as everything is set up.

Yes, sir.

CHASE: So let me get this straight.

The men in black only show up after alien abductions?

Check.

No, they've been seen around government convoys and

military bases, like Area 51.

But usually, it's only stuff dealing

with aliens or alien DNA.

Alien DNA?

Yeah, they transport it from base to base

using cryogenic trucks.

They use it for research purposes.

It's all covered up under a banner of national security.

Oh, and they-- usually, they give it a code name

that entails the numbers 9 9.

Are you OK?

[INSECTS BUZZING]

[WIND BLOWING AND WIND CHIMES]

[HORSE WHINNIES]

[DOG WHIMPERING]

[FARM ANIMALS CRYING OUT]

[LOW-PITCHED TONAL SOUND]

[WOOD CREAKING]

[TRACTOR BEAM SOUND]

[SOUND ACCELERATES]

Chase, you were never have ducted by aliens.

August, you don't understand.

It was crystal clear, and it was me.

You had a dream, man, where they abducted some cows.

Jeez.

What is this woman filling your brains with?

All right, all right.

Listen, listen, listen, listen.

You said in your dream, you were on a farm, right?

Right.

Well, there you go.

There I go?

You have never lived on a farm in your life, McDonald.

You grew up in Malibu.

Yeah, so my parents say.

This girl is really messing with your head, isn't she?

You know, I'm beginning to think you were right about celibacy.

It might be good for you after all.

Everything that Sharon says makes sense.

I mean, first, she tells me about the men in black.

Then, there they are at the warehouse with Logan.

Then she says anything marked with the number 99

is code for alien DNA.

So what are you saying?

Well, what if this stuff really isn't a bio virus?

What if it is alien DNA, and the government's

trying to cover it up, huh?

You've been banging your head indoors again, haven't you?

[PHONE RINGING IN BACKGROUND]

[RADIO CHATTER IN BACKGROUND]

I'm telling you, August.

You can't trust the government!

Brooks, McDonald, get in here.

We're back on the Biotech case.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Listen, Mac.

I think they're telling the truth about the virus,

all right?

And if they are, then we're dealing

with something so deadly, it can wipe out entire cities.

So let's not get it confused with this alien mumbo jumbo,

OK?

Fine, but I'm keeping an eye on them.

Get on it now.

CAPTAIN JENSEN: Close the door.

Seems like the Army needs our assistance after all.

Our investigators are dropping the ball.

The Biotech lab that we raided last night was a front.

We got nothing out of there except office supplies.

Now, I need your assistance, Detectives, and I need it now.

We're running out of time.

Well, what do you want from us, General?

Biotech must have more than one working lab in the area.

They know we're onto them, and they're obviously

planning to move locations.

If we lose them, there's no telling where

that deadly virus is headed.

So what should we be looking for?

X 99 can only be handled safely if carried

in a cryogenic transport.

Can't be too many of them around.

Well, General, I've done a little reading about these, uh,

cryogenic processes.

And if I'm not mistaken, cryogenic labs

require a steady supply of, uh, deep freeze

coils or Thompson tubes, right?

We've already conducted a scan,

and all of the inventories check out.

Well now, what about military inventories, huh?

Military inventories are inaccessible

to the private sector.

Are you certain about that, General Logan?

Do you have a point to make, Detective?

Yeah, uh, this X 99 stuff, it's a pretty big deal, right?

I mean, something that someone would go to a lot of trouble

to get their hands on?

Lieutenant?

LIEUTENANT: Sir!

I want all local military cryogenic inventories checked

and double-checked, and I want to know if there

are any materials missing.

Hustle.

Just thinking it was your paranoid delusions

that broke this case.

Well Jacob's Industries was the only

private company that bought Thompson tubes

directly from the military.

AUGUST: And Jacob's Industries is a subsidiary

of Biotech Industries.

CHASE: Yep.

So when are Logan's men supposed to show up?

Uh, I don't know.

You don't know?

Well, I told Richardson to call him--

well, about now.

About now?

Oh, I think we should move in!

All right, everyone, move in.

Do not shoot at the metal containers.

I repeat, do not shoot at the metal containers.

[SIREN]

[TIRES SQUEALING]

[GUNFIRE]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[EXPLOSIONS]

August! [GUN SHOT]

[GRUNTS]

Thanks, partner, I owe you one.

[CAR ENGINE STARTS]

[TIRES SQUEALING AND GUNFIRE]

Ahh, Mac!

Don't touch those.

I want to see what's inside.

[SIREN]

Uh-oh.

You are lucky nobody hit one of those containers.

Now, the cryogenic transport's going

to be here in three hours.

I'm taking the X 99 to Edwards Air Force Base

as soon as it's loaded.

[BOAT HORN]

Well, we'll follow, General.

No, that won't be necessary.

I want you to go back with my men to the interrogation room

and question the witnesses.

[INSECTS BUZZING]

[PHONE RINGING IN BACKGROUND]

[DOOR OPENS]

AUGUST: Are they talking?

No.

Most of them are just low-level types.

They don't know anything.

Judith, they didn't say anything about alien DNA,

did they?

Alien DNA?

Yeah, Chase thinks this is some

sort of government cover-up conspiracy alien DNA thing.

- The X 9 9. - Yeah.

[LAUGHS]

Well, supposedly, when you hear 9 9,

it means there's an alien around somewhere.

That's right, 99.

She knows.

9 9.

Of course, there's no evidence that humans have had

actual encounters with aliens, but then again, the idea of it

is sure interesting.

Did you see anything when you were down at that warehouse?

No, General Logan showed up with his men

just before we had a chance to check the place out.

[SIGHS] That's too bad.

I guess we'll never really know what that X 99 stuff is.

Yeah, too bad we can't just go take a look at it.

Wait a second. I've got an idea.

Transport of hazardous materials.

Come on, let's go! - What?

Mac!

You know, both of y'all are crazy.

You know that, don't you?

Harris?

You let me down.

They'll move the X 99 as soon as they can, Mr. Guidell.

Once they do, we'll get it back.

I'm committing all my resources

to the recovery effort, Harris.

I'm trusting you.

Do not disappoint me again.

CHASE (ON WALKIE-TALKIE): You know, General, I always wanted

to ride in a military convoy.

GENERAL LOGAN (ON WALKIE TALKIE):

Don't push it, Detective.

You're only here because the law says we need police supervision

to transport these materials.

[SIREN]

CHASE (ON WALKIE-TALKIE): Sorry, General, but rules are rules.

All right, Detectives.

I'm taking you to the county line and not one inch further.

You hear me?

I don't want you messing around with our escorts.

But how are we supposed to get back?

I'll call you a cab.

How's it going, Mac?

Not bad, August, considering I'm

sitting a few feet away from alien DNA.

What's he talking about?

I haven't figured that out yet, sir.

You know that's what's back there, don't you?

Alien DNA?

Sir, there is no such thing as alien DNA.

Is there?

All right, they've cleared checkpoint one.

Move the truck into position now.

Keep an eye on him.

[TIRES SQUEALING]

Damn!

Get that idiot out of there! Private, speed up.

Get that truck ahead of that escort.

Do you hear me?

[ENGINE ACCELERATING]

[BEEP]

[EXPLOSION]

[SQUEALING BRAKES]

[EXPLOSIONS]

What the heck!

Keep driving, keep driving!

[CRASH]

SOLDIER: What--

Watch out, watch out, watch out!

[CRASH]

[GRUNTS]

[HORN BLARING]

Who the hell is driving that thing?

AUGUST (ON WALKIE-TALKIE): Mac, are you driving that truck?

Yep.

You're going the wrong way.

No kidding.

Keep going and do not slow down.

AUGUST: Looks like we got company.

Sergeant, notify all units we got two bogeys on our tail.

Don't let them get near that transport, you hear me?

Units one and two, take out the rear vehicle.

[ENGINE ACCELERATING]

[CRASH]

GENERAL LOGAN: Don't let them close to the transport,

damn it! Watch out!

[CRASH]

Hang on, Mac, I'm solving a problem here.

Ah!

Without a car.

This is General Logan.

Get me some transportation out of here.

My car has stalled.

Mac, problem solved.

I'm back on the road.

So much for military intelligence.

Listen, just keep driving, partner.

I'm coming up behind you.

Roger that.

They're heading south in the northbound lanes.

Bring in the chopper.

Heads up, partner.

You got a chopper on your tail.

It doesn't look like Action News.

I know, I know!

[AIR BRAKES]

[THUD]

[CRASHES]

Uh-oh.

Damn!

Come on, baby.

[TRUCK REFUSING TO START]

Come on, come on, come on!

AUGUST: Mac, get out of there now!

Chase, get the hell out of there, man, now!

[AUTOMATIC WEAPONS FIRE]

No!

No!

[ENGINE ACCELERATING]

Ahh!

[EXPLOSION]

[CRASH]

Come on.

You all right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

CHASE: August!

August!

[BRAKES SQUEALING]

[GUN SHOT]

[GRUNTING]

Thanks, partner.

That should solve that nasty little laser problem

we were starting to have.

You all right?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm fine.

[FOOTSTEPS]

(IMITATING RICKY RICARDO) Lucy, I think

you got some 'splaining to do.

Hi!

John Guidell, you're under arrest

for the murders of Leonard Murdoch and Dean Abrams,

amongst other things.

[SIREN]

You know, such as treason, espionage, et cetera.

General Logan will fill you in on the rest of it.

[DING]

So, you're not seeing Sharon anymore, huh?

No, I mean, she hasn't returned any of my phone calls.

She's probably out of town.

I wonder where she went.

To another galaxy?

Or maybe she went to a "Start Trek' convention.

I hear there's one in town. - Mm-hmm.

A lot of aliens show up at those things.

Really?

Yeah, especially the Klingons, the Romulans.

All right, all right.

You can't tell me that you don't wonder a little bit

what was on that truck.

Yeah, I wonder like I wonder about a lot of things,

but until I see it, I won't bother myself with it.

You, on the other hand, allowed yourself to be prodded

into this by that nutcase.

First off, Sharon did not prod me into anything.

Secondly, I honestly believe she believes that she

was abducted by aliens.

So, any luck finding that alien DNA?

You're a scientist, Judith.

Don't tell me you believe in this stuff, too?

I don't believe in it or disbelieve in it.

I just think the universe is a lot more

interesting with aliens in it.

You know, I recently committed a patient

who claimed to have been abducted,

and she was very convincing.

She?

Are you sure Sharon left town?

Uh, what was this patient's name?

Oh, Chase, you know I can't tell you that.

Ooh.

Another one of those unanswered questions of the universe.

[SNORTS]

[CHUCKLES]

You probably don't even watch "X-Files," do you?

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