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PLAY - Golden Axe, Silver Axe

Oh no!

What happened?

Master, I'm very sorry.

My chainsaw fell in the pond.

What did you do you fool!

For a woodcutter to lose this

is the most embarrassing thing.

Puapuapuapuapuapua~~

Who are you?

I am the goddess of this pond.

Such a fine woman!

Did you drop this golden axe

or the spare-key of my apartment?

I've heard of this before.

But it was a little different.

You get everything if you answer honestly, but spare-key of apartment?

The thing I dropped in the pond was

was the latest model of chainsaw!

You're not being honest to your heart.

Too bad, puapuapuapua~

Wait! Goddess!

But we answered it honestly.

Chainsawww ;_;

Helloo~

Welcome~

Aaaaaah

Hello!

Yumiko-chan, it has been a long time.

From today I am the shop clerk for a while.

How is your father?

He has been admitted for one week.

He was already being treated for his lower back.

That's right, must be difficult.

Good luck.

Thank you very much.

Welcome!

- Hello.

Oh, hello.

Haruto there and Junpei here.

Why is that??

Why did you decide that?

Just please, Haruto there, Junpei here.

Will you both take beer?

Yes.

Thank you.

No problem.

Eh but why are we at Pompeii (store's name)?

Oneechan read on Junpei-san's blog

that he wanted to eat Ponpeii's Mabodon (Beef-Tofu Rice Bowl) so she talked with Shun-chan.

Well it was good timing since I also wanted to inform Makabe-sensei about the disbandment.

Makabe-sensei is coming?

He said he will contact as soon as school ends.

Thank you.

Shall we toast?

Cheers!

Is Junpei-san's girlfriend also coming?

I invited her but she couldn't come because of being busy with work.

I wanted to meet her.

She said she didn't want to be in the presence of people like us who drink till evening.

No she definitely didn't say that.

Oneechan you're not saying anything again.

I'm sorry.

It's like a dream.

Are you crying?

Nakahama-san, 10 years ago, this table's these seats

is where everything began when he invited saying ''Let's do skits.''

In Junpei san's blog it was written that ''Your choice wasn't wrong''

it was about the choice made when you were sitting on that seat right?

It was about Mabodon.

You're still saying that?

Here, first is your Mabodon.

Looks tasty.

This is the rumored...

Can we eat it?

Wait wait wait.

Should we order something else too? Mabodon is good,

may be Ramen.

Mixed fried rice!

Is it the last one?

It doesn't have to be the last one.

Where are you taking it from?

Eh? It's Mabodon.

I have a feeling that you are clicking us too.

It's your imagination.

Look you did.

Because it's the place where Macbeth was formed so she wants to take some

so let's click them.

Can I?

Let's go.

Earlier she was more earnest.

Yes!

Oh I see.

Must be hard.

How did Nakahama-san

find Junpei's blog?

It's just a coincidence.

Comedian's side job, B Class Gourmet Diary

Don't make fun of me!

But it was not written anywhere related to Macbeth right

I didn't write a word about it, so how she found out is a mystery to me.

If oneechan plays detective

Shut up I said.

By any chance,

the one who has recently been writing encouraging comments is Nakahama-san?

For real?

But you haven't updated it for two years right?

That's why I felt creeped out.

This is really tasty.

You're dodging the question.

What name have those comments been posted by?

Eh? What was it?

Wait wait.

Ah ah ah!

What?

Talking of name, I remembered something.

I had something I wanted to ask everyone.

In the end you'll be caught.

I am seriously troubled here.

Okay.

Then we'll listen seriously as well.

My younger sister,

wherever she goes is called by her first name.

You three also call her Tsumugi-chan right?

That is because Shunta calls her that.

But I am,

called by family name everywhere.

At my part time job, the place I worked earlier, it has always been Nakahama-san.

Mhm, I wonder why.

Is it because of my appearance?

No no no no

It's more of an aura thing.

When you sense seriousness in someone, you tend to call them by their family name.

Hmm I guess that's right.

Does that mean I seem non-serious?

- That's right.
- Is it?

Also you see,

even if you suddenly call her Tsumugi-chan it feels as if she'll accept it.

On the other hand Nakahama-san,

she kinda has fixed boundaries.

I can understand that.

''Don't come near me that quickly'', there feels to be wall like that.

It's a misunderstanding, there's nothing like that.

Then, should we call you by your first name?

It feels childish if I ask you to say that myself.

I just feel sorry for the parents who gave me this name-

Just say that you want to be called like that.

May be you should think that to a person who is full of excuses, it's easier to call them by their last name.

Apologize!

You did it.

Did I do it?

You did.

Sorry for going overboard.

You really like poking people's conviction with a smug face.

It's not a smug face.

You just affirmed what he said so you're equally guilty.

Apologize!

You also did it.

Apologize to her.

Sowwy.

He has apologized.

Well then, let's call her by the first name from today.

Let's do it, if you call her as Nakahama-san, you lose.

Batsu Game.

Batsu Game? (A type of game played in variety shows where incorrect answer is X and correct is O)

Do you know her name?

Nobody knows it?

She didn't tell us.

Let's try guessing.

Good idea.

My guess, Misaki.

It's Rihoko!

RI-HO-KO!

So loud...

AHH

What?

I remembered the username.

What is it?

''Fan no Hokori'' (Fan's pride)

Fan no Hokori? Hokori as in dust?

Not that one.

Ah. Is it pride?

Yes that one.

She keeps a face as if she doesn't want to be noticed but actually she wants to be.

You are saying all the unnecessary stuff today.

Ah! I see.

''Fan no Hokori'', if you write it the other way it will be Rihoko.

Yes, that is it.

You noticed it now?

Oh is that what it is about.

Did you get goosebumps?

I did.

Sensei will come soon.

Oh okay.

Then eat quickly, we'll return.

You don't have to eat that quickly and return.

That's right Hokori-san, you should try Ponpeii's chef's gyoza

No, your feelings are enough to make me happy.

I don't want to be the type of fan who continues to sit and waste the precious time of people I cheer for.

She is already being pushy though.

Even though you're the pride of fan?

- Thanks for your hardwork.

[Pompeii's Gyoza, the taste is still going strong as before!]

When I heard from Junpei that Macbeth would officialy disband,

I was surprised by my relieved self.

May be I didn't want to see him troubled about

continuing or not.

If you really want to continue, I'll support you.

One month earlier,

I said this to him but,

I felt as if I didn't really mean it.

May be I wanted to stay as the kind woman who would tell him

that it was okay to continue as a comedian.

The other time I told you

that you should disband right?

I shouldn't have said that,

I thought about it for some while.

Why?

I was the one who asked you for your opinion.

It's not something you should be worried about.

I was someone who gave up on my dreams.

I couldn't trust my abilities.

For 10 years,

without being swayed by the people around,

straight-forwardly chasing your dreams,

is really really great.

Is really really amazing.

Do your sign here.

After all this time?

Let me write a memorial.

Well then, I

should write it

Don't you do it in the middle in a huge size.

- I should trisect it right?

[Good to know.]

Eeeh

In the center anyway

Hm, mhm, later.

Mother?

She asked me to just prepare the rice since she'll get the side dishes from a shop near the hospital.

Father won't be able to directly return to work after getting discharged right?

Work that needs physical strength will be difficult.

I'll help as much as I can do.

I heard from mother but

do you really intend to inherit the store?

If I didn't I wouldn't have come to help.

I can't trust you.

Did Mitsuhiro-san say something?

He said if Junpei inherits, it would be the best.

But he was going to quit his job right?

Caring for us he said he would take over.

But that person is that person.

And he has something he wants to do.

Then it's okay if I inherit right?

What? What is it?

By any chance, do you

want to take over in order to marry your girlfriend?

Hah? Why?

Because isn't it strange if you suddenly say that you want to take over a sake shop?

That is because

it has been decided that Macbeth will disband.

Do you think your girlfriend

would stay with someone who is going to take over a sake shop?

She's someone who dedicates herself to work right?

I think it would better to

talk with her about future before deciding anything.

Shut up.

Hurry up and rinse the rice.

Haven't I done it already?

After careful planning as per wages, balance-

My companions at company and friends at school have

always said that I should give

up on a comedian, there will definitely be someone better,

Natsumi.

- Here.

When Golden Week ends,

everyone talks about how they stayed at a luxury Ryokan (traditional Japanese inn) or resort hotel.

I couldn't say that we went on a one day trip to wash feet at an inlet.

Let me at least pay for the freeway toll.

It's okay. I have the card.

Somewhere in my heart

I have always thought that I am the only one supporting this person.

I can't deny that I'm a little full of having supported Junpei

for ten years without success.

If that is true,

the Junpei after Macbeth disbands,

how should I face him.

Ah talking of that, among the props kept in the box,

there were scallop and oyster shells.

What play are they for?

They are not related to any play.

Oh is that so?

Then what for?

Junpei planned to surprise Natsumi on her birthday but it failed.

I see, that is why.

What?

No,

Junpei unusually came to drink alone

and said somethining like things might end with Natsumi.

He is usually so strong but to such topics he is really sensitive.

He hates being hurt and neglected and so remains worried about it.

That is just so that he can say ''See, it's exactly as I said'' in case he gets dumped.

He said he did the play in the beginning to make Natsumi laugh,

so when he stops being a comedian, it won't be strange to give up on her.

He told you that?

No he didn't, I just overheard him grumbling to chief.

Junpei complaining to me

is a considerable thing.

That's right.

I was looking forward to be the go-between them.

Chief, uh may be the go-between will be Makabe-sensei.

Is it so?

To be honest, I'm not even sure if you'll be invited to the wedding party.

Oi, you're kidding right?

Heyy

Are you drunk?

BOGEY PUTT!

So annoying.

Hm whatt

Are you going to break up with Natsumi?

Why?

Looks like you were grumbling to the chief.

Won't it be over if I leave it alone?

Heh you want to do that?

Are you okay with it being over?

Macbeth will also be over,

it's the right time to let go.

Kobayashi Yuma made fun of us saying that time has stopped for us right?

It's time we opened our eyes.

That has nothing to do with it.

I have to wake up early tomorrow.

Huh has Natsumi gone cold?

No she hasn't.

Then why are you pulling back? You just have the wrong idea.

Natsumi doesn't care whether you are a comedian or not.

Ahhh shut up already.

Are you understanding? Think about this properly.

Get out of my face!

Aaaaah.

Disgusting.

The reason why Natsumi broke up with Yuma and started dating Junpei

not because she thought that he was a funny guy who could make her laugh.

It is about the summer vacations of our third year of high school,

Ooooh, huh are you attending summer classes?

There's no way, I won't go to university.

Then why are you here?

Actually, Junpei is waiting at the beach, could you come?

Why?

Please I promised to bring Natsumi along.

What?

At that time, there were rumors that Natsumi's relationship with Yuma, whom she was dating had turned sour and was feeling down.

The place Junpei called Natsumi

was the beach where she had the fight with Yuma and also lost the ring she received from him.

Sorry for having called you when you were busy.

What is it?

Do you know what day is it?

I don't know.

It is July's (7th month) 23rd.

You have no idea?

I said I don't.

7 - 2 - 3

NA (7) TSU (2) MI (3)

It's Natsumi's Daay!

Hah?

I prepared a present.

Open it.

I took these photographs.

Okabe you stay quiet!

I'm sorry.

The truth is

for Natsumi,

we thought about collecting 723 photographs but

could only get 72.

I am sorry.

We are sorry.

I don't know how I should be happy but

thank you.

723 (Natsumi) 723 (Natsumi) 723 (Natsumi) 723 (Natsumi)

14

Juicy~~ 14 (Ju-shi)

Creepy.

Batsu Game! (Game where you get punishment for losing)

Natsumi didn't choose Junpei because he could make her laugh,

In order to make a person laugh, collecting 72 number plates with that weapon-like kindness,

such a silly thing can become so powerful by collective efforts, she was touched by this.

Are you okay?

Don't kid with me!

My wallet is all drenched!

The beach where Natsumi lost her ring,

Natsumi found a sombre man called Junpei.

Did you drop it again!?

I couldn't stop thinking about her.

Puapuapuapua~

Same as ever, she's a fine woman.

Did you drop this golden axe

or the spare-key of my apartment?

Do you live in an apartment?

Yes, this is my part time job.

Part time job? Then, Ike no Megami (Goddess of Pond) is a lie?

Ike no Megami is my real name.

Ike no Megami?

Yes, Mega written in Katakana (like this- メガ)

and the Mi from the Kanji of Beautiful (utsukushii- 美しい)

Even the name is so fine!

I don't really understand but

you've done this.

Then answer me quickly, the thing you dropped was this golden axe or the spare-key of my apartment.

Be honest to your heart and reply.

The thing I dropped was

the key of the apartment.

In the end, you are eyeing the body.

Good bye.

*aggressive* puapuapuapua!

Megami-san!

What will you do once Macbeth disbands?

What do you mean?

Will you continue your job at the family restaurant?

[Background- Stop it!]

Because you were working there because those three came there every week to create the play content?

That is not the only reason.

It's not?

What about your work at the bar?

I will continue for a while.

Living alone is expensive,

and I also want to decorate the apartment with the furniture of my choice.

Sorry for not having any furniture that doesn't suit your taste!

What's wrong?

Hasn't your mood been pretty bad lately?

Pamphlets of our last live have come~

They are done already?

What should we do about new content?

What do you mean about doing?

Because it's our last live,

if we just do the popular plays and the ones we want to,

will it work?

But won't it be lonely if there will be no new work?

Then should we do something new?

Let's do that.

I thought about this though,

last time at Pompeii,

no one called Nakahama-san by her first name.

With what tension are you saying that?

It has nothing to do with our live.

No I just suddenly remembered and suddenly felt bad.

You said suddenly twice.

Ah did I say it twice right now?

But she doesn't give away the feeling of wanting to call her by first name.

I would if it were at least with -san.

No calling with -san won't work, it won't make any difference than now being called by last name.

So it would be Rihoko or Rihoko-chan.

No she doesn't has the face of ''Rihoko-chan''.

In a little more, it will be ¥10000.

Ooooh, is that so.

Here's it.

I'll take your order.

I am grateful but why is he eating so much at our restaurant.

I wonder why.

Nakahama-san, did you think about the offer?

I want to think for a little more time.

I am not in a hurry, so take your time.

Manager.

[Macbeth Last Live]

When we went to Pompeii last time,

I bought some frozen gyoza as a souvenir,

should we do a gyoza party at Nakahama-san's house?

Ehh.

I'm okay with it but what would oneechan say.

I also want to eat Tsumugi-chan's gyoza.

It's excellent.

Ah is it true? Didn't know.

Hm I have enough confidence about it.

Eeeeh.

Can I buy the ticket's of the final live from you?

Of course.

My sister will also go for sure I think.

Then...

please give this to her, she can buy the tickets anytime.

Natsumi!

Ahh

I'm surprised.

Been a long time.

I was told that there is a weird man so don't look up at him at any cost.

If I wait on a bicycle, I would become a weird man?

Hm, in this neighborhood you will.

I'll take care next time.

Were you waiting for me to come out?

Can you think of any other reason?

Thanks for your hard work.

I'll do it after the order, so you can get up now.

What happened, you're being awfully kind~~

I'll have to do it all alone when I take over anyway.

Oh feeling the sense of responsibility as the successor?

Don't play around with me.

Did you talk properly with your girlfriend?

Huh?

It's about taking over this store.

It has nothing to do with her.

Why?

I'll take over this store

even if I don't marry her.

There's no other reason.

I see.

I worried for no reason.

Did you get birthday present from Junpei?

Hm, it was in the mailbox.

Oh, pretty tasteless.

It is my fault.

We had plans to meet that day but there was some trouble at work.

Ah.

I cancelled at the last moment.

You are not wearing the earrings you got?

Did you know about them?

You see, he did elaborate preparations for the surprise at home.

Wearing Diving suit and arranging scallop and oyster shells

So it was actually like that.

What? Did you notice?

Because he said he would wait near the fountain so

I thought it might have something to do with it.

He's a pitiful man.

That's why I am feeling sorry about it.

Truthfully, how is it?

If that day, you had met him,

would you have been happy?

Waiting in front of fountain at night,

Junpei wearing Diving suit, fins and goggles appears from inside.

Inside scallop and oyster shells,

he finds pearl earrings.

Is that sort of a thing troublesome?

No,

it's not troublesome but

But?

It might depend

on that day's state of mind.

If I am calm and peaceful

I would be honestly happy.

At this age, it is something childish?

No, I won't go as far to say that.

He,

it's not like he hasn't changed in 10 years.

It's just that his desire to make you laugh,

he hasn't let it change intentionally.

I think that is his only weapon.

Because changing is easy.

Pretending to be an adult,

denying everything childish.

But once you deny it,

you can't turn back ever again.

You won't be able to do whatever you were able to do in the past easily.

What do you want to say?

You might meet people

more charming than Junpei,

there must be many around you as well,

from now on too you'll have a lot of encounters.

But

it'll be better if you think that

you might not be able to meet someone like Junpei.

You should be prepared for that.

Because he, even now whenever he finds a 723 numberplate,

he goes out of his way to stop the car and takes a photo.

I know, and once he got involved in a fight with motorcycle-gang delinquents.

Heh really?

He's really risky.

Yes he is.

That's the type of guy he is,

so he needs someone reliable like you.

Huh what?

No..

Haruto is a character who says stuff like this?

I quite understand that I am doing something unnecessary.

What?

Whatever Junpei had continued to believe in for these past 10 years,

I wanted them to be fulfilled, at least one.

We couldn't fulfill somethings as Macbeth but

I wanted them to believe that

these 10 years were not a waste.

These 10 years that were like an extension to our highschool time,

I wanted them to feel that they had some meaning.

That, Shun-chan asked me to give it to you.

I can't believe this.

Eh?

Why did you fold it so untidily?

Was it like that when you received it?

Because would have been hard to carry if not folded.

Putting it in a large magazine or in a clear file, you had so many options.

When I finally brought it why do you have to be so angry?

You don't even understand this even though we are living together?

One for putting up, one for keeping, two are needed-

If I don't go shopping soon, everyone will be here.

Hhhh argh.

[7-2-3]

Tsumou! (win by self drawn tile)

Again Haitei (winning on the last tile drawn from the wall)?

Do you know what Kanji is Haitei written by?

I know, the bottom of the sea (海の底) right?

It's so romantic when you think of Mahjong, the last tile is like the bottom of the sea.

You drew Haku (White dragon, white colored tile) at the end?

It's like a pearl that sinks to the bottom of the ocean.

Came! Came! Haruto came~

Oneechan!

I can hear it.

I'm sorry.

Hello~ Sorry for intrusion~

Junpei-san,

Please come without removing your socks.

I can't do that. I'll properly wash my feet this time, I can't have it any other way.

I thought you would say that.

I have kept a towel above the washing machine, please use it.

Thank you.

Ah, ah eehhhhh-

Do you want to add Hokkaido scallops or Hiroshima oysters to today's seafood dumplings?

Why

Why? What what!

Stop it you! AAAAH stoppp ittt!

What would you have done if I didn't wash my feet?

There's no way Junpei won't wash his feet after returning from work.

Nobody doubted at all right?

Well that is the success of training Natsumi had for years.

Well true.

Oneechan also did a good job.

Yes it really flowed smoothly.

Thank you.

In the beginning she said that it was okay to not wash the feet, it would be suspicious if she didn't say that.

But I was really nervous thinking what if he says, ''Okay then I won't wash.''

Well that is you know Rihoko, fine play.

Shun-chan you just called her by first name right?

I called you Rihoko before everyone else.

Don't talk like you're talking about going to bath first.

Weird, weird.

But I didn't think Natsumi-san would suggest that we turn on the hot water.

You just made in time right?

If we're going to do this, we have to go all out with it.

I dried it.

Thank you.

For how long were you inside?

Ehh for about 20 minutes?

I closed the lid just before opening the door so that's pretty much it..

I didn't think Natumi would be at Rihoko's place.

Whoa whoa next is Haruto's turn.

No would this one count? No it won't.

Don't make it harder for me!

You don't have to force yourself to call me that.

So how will Haruto-senshu (honorific used for players) pull it?

Don't raise the bar!

I have made the boiled gyoza~

Thank youu

Looks delicious~

What is this black thing?

Squid ink.

Looks like Natsumi wearing wet suit.

Shut up fool.

Looks tasty.

Whhooaaaa

What is this black one?

Natsumi in wet suit.

Shut up idiot.

It's the repetition of same thing.

I'll eat it first then.

It's tastyyy.

I did it!

How many points out of 100?

Ehh?

14 points.

Juicy~

You're the best woman.

Whoa he's such a shameless loser!

Was it good?

Yes yes yes.

14-

You both are just going on your own.

Sorry sorry, we'll properly explain why it's 14 points.

Yes please do.

No it's 100 points, 100, 100.

I'm going to eat.

Ten years ago-

That was the first time I saw Junpei surprised so much.

I mean I don't understand.

I couldn't have thought that out of Nakahama-san's bath, Natsumi will come out.

That is why it was successful.

Actually I

am thinking about taking over our family's sake shop.

What do you think?

Next time,

won't you meet my parents?

When I told them that Macbeth will disband,

for the first time I was asked to bring you along.

Sorry for

taking so much time to have you meet them.

I am happy but

I am so nervous.

My father is scary but good luck.

Is he that scary?

Don't worry, it's not like he'll hit you.

The fact that you are saying this means that he might go till the limit of wanting to hit me right?

If that happens, I'll hop in between and become the wall.

Don't worry.

It suits you.

What does?

The wall suits you.

What is it hehe~

What have you been doing since a while ago?

Hm?

Why are you following me?

Don't you know?

No I don't~

I don't know at all.

Neechan (older brother) isn't home?

Hm.

He has evening part time job.

He's working part time?

As a parcel delivery service sorter.

Is it so? He's working hard.

Finally you're also going to disband.

After a long time at our family too good wind is blowing.

Will you stop calling disbandment as a 'good wind'?

Once you disband you'll come back here right?

I don't know that yet.

What do you meant you don't know? How are you going to live with that lifestyle?

I don't know whatever you mean. If you're going to complain, do it after the disbandment.

What are the other two goin-

I'll have two hamburgers. One sauce, one ponzu (Japanese citrus sauce).

I only have three in all.

I haven't yet thought of anything to do after disbandment.

Junpei has a clear plan of taking over family's sake store and marrying Natsumi.

Shunta has been invited to become an employee at the yakitori shop where he works part time.

He also holds the status of a former pro puyopuyo gamer who was No. 1 in entire Japan.

I don't have anything, no weapon to fight,

no title that can be admired, no destination I want to reach.

The one who doesn't have anything

is me alone.

Junpei and Natsumi seemed so lovely.

I know right, they were lovely.

It made me think, I've never once received a surprise like that in my life.

Should I do it for you?

You know Shunta, there's not a more saddening surprise than the one you already know about.

No it's okay, I am not expecting anything from Shun-chan already.

Ah, you wait, I'll show you.

I said such things are not to be said before.

It doesn't suit me right?

Yeah.

Really? I said I would do-

Oshieteee Ojiiiiiiisan Oshieteee Ojiiiiiiisan Oshieteeee~

Oh no...

Oh, it's Macbeth.

Oi Macbeth No. 1

Oi

This swing is empty.

Oi wait.

No it's OK.

Come here.

No no it's OK.

Shall I make up some story for your skits?

You're quite drunk.

It's not like that.

Heh?

Did something happen?

Hah?

Can't I drink if nothing happens?

I am drinking because nothing happened.

Annoying.

So you are drinking today because nothing happened?

I went out to drink alone with the restaurant manager,

as two single women.

My life's consultation time.

Hm, so you have something you are worried about?

Worried?

There's nothing but worry.

I can't see that though.

My sister

says she'll abandon me and move out.

I don't even know what I am going to do from now.

Macbeth will disband soon.

I am no longer afraid

even if earth gets destroyed.

Is that so?

But any time soon

it won't be destroyed.

Well.

Yes.

How we are going to live right?

Are you asking me?

Will you please tell me?

No, I'm the one to ask.

Nakahama-san has nothing to worry about.

Where?

Because you have the record of graduating from a good university and working in a famous company.

It's different from me who hasn't even had a start yet.

I have nothing.

Even me.

Since I failed at the job, it's the same.

The same as Macbeth No. 1 at the starting line.

It's not the same, I have no knowledge.

You,

what do you want to ask?

How I'll live, how I'll I look for and get a job.

That kind of thing...

Even I don't know that.

You have experience, you've been in that world once.

Well, if you say that, I think I have some advantage.

Right?

Then please teach me stuff about job, Rihoko-senpai.

The way you called me is to be honest disappointing.

Don't make that sober face there.

He he he are you surprised?

What is this?

Yes yes puapua.

Okay, the thing you lost was golden axe, apartment key?

Oi Megami-chan you have no enthusiasm at all.

The thing I dropped in your pond was

Hammer.

Hammer? Why are you telling such a lie?

Since the day I met you,

I've been drowning in your love.

So shameless!

My apprentice is such a loser!

No.

The thing you dropped wasn't a hammer,

but a broken roomba (robo-vacuum).

Broken roomba?

I'll always

follow you.

I haven't seen a roomba though.

Megami-chan.

Koriki-san.

Eh your first name is Koriki?

Subbed by GREEN, QC by Tsubakii404.