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- What happened? - Why won't you answer your phone?

Do you know how...

How...

What happened?

I don't know what happened, but...

... it's okay now.

It's okay.

Don't cry.

- Dr. Park, prepare the bulletin for us. - What?

It's okay. It's okay.

If you couldn't' reach me, you should've called Bong-Gi at least.

Since the sashimi tastes so good, he said he can't come because he was too busy stuffing his face.

You mean you called him, yet he still didn't come?

Yes.

I'm angrier at that Bong-Gi guy than those cult demons.

Just thinking about him gives me goose bumps.

I'm hungry.

Let's at least have some ramen.

Sorry.

Due to surgery schedule, I don't even have time to buy you dinner.

In 30 minutes, I need to go back to the ICU .

It's okay.

To be honest, I've always wanted to try a cup ramen.

- This is your first time? - Yeah.

I've had lots of regular ramen.

But a cup ramen, never.

It's expensive, too.

This is so fun and fascinating.

How it cooks with just water...

I'm sure you were scared, but think of what happened today like a cup ramen.

This place is different from where you grew up.

In the city, there are people like these cup ramen...

... who try to get what they want fast without working for it.

Just think of it as a valuable lesson, okay?

Dig in.

What do you wanna do?

I'bb be done at 11...

If you wanna wait, I'll drive you ho...

No, I'll get you a cab once we eat.

I'll wait! Till you're done...

Okay then.

What the?

That chick got out already?

Whenever you feel uncomfortable, let me know.

If something happens, leave me a voicemail like I showed you.

Okay.

The hospital and funeral bills, I think I can pay you back tomorrow.

No. Don't be like that.

You saved me, fed me, housed me, and pulled me in the cart.

You and your grandma are my saviours.

Grandma's funeral bill, how can I possibly take it?

- Can I visit you even when I don't need to? - Of course you can.

- Can I come by tomorrow? - Huh? Sure.

You can come tomorrow, the day after, and the day after that, too.

But there's a big chance you'll be wasting your time.

My schedule's packed everyday.

But I'll come anyways.

Bong-Gi!

You jerk!

Why you little!

Are you okay?

Did you enjoy your live fish?

I heard you gulped down her bellflower, too.

Just wondering.

Not everyone can eat a hundred year-old bellflower.

After eating that, don't you think you should've helped your tenant in danger?

Mr. Chang!

You son of a gun! This is all your fault, you son of a gun.

Because of you, I got dumped by my girlfriend, got a pay cut...

... became the laughingstock at work, and lost my room to this crappy chick!

And what now?

You two team up to ruin my day, you know.

I don't know how I got these Bizarre vintage folks found their way into my life.

Are you okay?

Yes, I'm okay.

You're not asleep yet?

Ji-Soo.

I'm home.

Your husband's home.

Let me try some, too.

Does it taste good?

It's a bit salty.

What is it?

Don't eat with your hands.

Use chopsticks.

Yes, it's for eating side dishes.

It's also used for eating noodles and ramen, too.

Stop eating, fatso.

Drink water.

Now...

Let's take a bath together.

Well, I want to.

Let's go.

It's salty.

I want to take a bath together with you.

A girl who doesn't need to put on Mousse on her hair to make it look good...

A girl who meets me eye to eye as I gaze into her...

Ji-Soo.

Ji-Soo, this is shampoo.

You know it's for washing your hair, right?

A girl who makes good kimchi fried rice...

- Can I visit you even when I don't need to? - Sure.

You can come tomorrow, the day after, and the day after that, too.

Hey hillbilly!

Hurry up!

Are you laying an egg or something?

I need to wash and go to sleep too! Just make it quick!

You're not gonna become a cityslicker Just because you washed yourself a little longer!

Come out, come out.

just come out! So I can wash up and go to sleep!

You should warn me before you open the door!

Why don't you behave like a man?

- Why are you such a chatterbox? - What? A chatterbox?

Quit rolling your eyes like that.

What?

I'm not gonna put up with this any longer!

Are you going to keep being rude to me like that?

Fine then! Bust out your ID!

How old are you? I'm 28 years old!

Hey there, 28 year-old!

If you're three years older than me, why don't you act your age?

Do you age backwards or something?

Hey!

Raise him, raise him.

After 28 long years...

Alas, he's so immature...

He's wasted his life...

Someone raise that poor 28 year-old...

Someone turn him into a real person.

Why are you putting a lock on those pretty lips again?

Are you mad?

Are you holding a demonstration?

Don't make it a habit.

Let's hear that beautiful voice of yours, before I forget how you sound.

Come on, Ji-Soo the dubbing artist.

Hey there.

I'm about to get jealous of your chopsticks and shampoo.

Look me in the eye for a change.

Okay.

I'll wait.

I won't push you.

Let's go to bed.

Let's go to sleep.

Aren't you gonna get out?

It's already 1!

What are you doing at 1 in the Morning in someone else's room?

I'm well over my age!

You're probably well overweight or over-crazy.

You're only doing this to make me pissed, right?

That's one snappy overweight lady!

I need to reply to the mail I got!

Fine, then why are you Sitting there annoying me instead of writing that mail?

I'm writing it right now!

What kind of a person never stops lying?

I'm watching you right now with my eyes open!

What mail? Yeah right!

I can't believe this.

I don't know what to do with you.

Hey Flintstone, how are you going to live in this world?

This is the 21st century. And we're in Korea, the savviest IT nation in the world!

How you not know what internet and emails are?

Do you even know what's a computer used for?

I thought we were talking about mails Why are you changing the subject?

How are you going to make a living?

In this age of endless competition, You don't even know how to use a computer...

... don't even have a high school diploma, you have a bad temper, and you look stupid.

You want a job?

In your dreams!

Wake up, and return to nature.

As if we don't have enough trouble with the wild boars on the loose right now...

Why did you have to come and increase the population density of civilized society?

Civilized people like us can't live a day without computers.

What should we do?

This is the only room with a fiber-optic cable line. I can't move the computer.

Forget it.

You won't know what I'm talking about anyways.

Goodnight Eat, sleep, and poop...

Eat, sleep, poop, eat, eat, sleep, poop, and sleeping again?

Goodnight then.

By the way, why did you go to BH, I mean, the Blue House?

Do you think you can just walk in there like that?

Why did you go and torture the 101st squad?

How did you know I went to the Blue House?

Did you see me?

How did you see me?

Huh?

I just happened to see you while I was passing by.

- Do you work close to the Blue House? - Yeah.

Did you get inside the Blue House too?

Huh? No. How can I?

Not anyone can get in there like that.

Our President is there!

How dare I?

No way!

Isn't there a way?

I really, really need to get in.

What I mean is, why do you really really need to get inside the Blue House?

For no good reason?

If you want to see there, visit the Blue House homepage and sign up for a tour!

You'll get a tour in about 3 weeks.

A tour?

Does that mean I can get inside?

It's a fourth dimension world grown-ups don't know about.

Here's Paul, the quick and the courageous...

Homepage?

What's a homepage?

Home?

As in... a house?

Blood pressure is 150/100.

Blood sugar level is 180.

Nothing with a high sugar content, okay?

That means Plan A is out.

Plan B is... out because of blood pressure.

I guess we'll have to go with Plan C for breakfast.

Did everyone hear me? We're doing Plan C for today's breakfast!

This is Mr. President and the First Lady's schedule for today.

Since the invited guests are seniors who live alone...

... the First Lady has requested to treat them with a nice feast.

We're short on people.

Lend us some cooks from other cafeterias for today.

Got it.

No snacking!

Good morning.

I'm Kang Moon-Shik, the presidential guard in charge of food inspection starting today.

After my mother-in-law, here comes the sister-in-law...

Take it easy.

This is our new food inspector.

Everyone say hi.

You need to cut your hair.

I heard you've planned something.

What is it?

There was an appeal that a lot of Senior citizens want to see the Blue House.

I invited 20 of them who live alone.

Good job.

Why don't you get a haircut from my stylist instead of a barber?

No one goes to a barber these days.

That's why I'm going to a barber.

I heard Mr. Bang's going out of business.

As you wish!

Good morning.

Good morning.

Thank you.

Did you transfer here from the main building?

Yes, Ma'am.

Nice to meet you.

Today's main dishes are abalone soup, boiled corn, rice cakes...

... made out of five grains, and barley sandwich.

The basic side dishes are fatsia, day lily, kimchi, and watery kimchi.

Breakfast will be here soon.

How's lunch working out?

I'd like them to have a nice treat, Since they're alone and needy people.

That's why I'm planning a royal table.

A royal table?

I'm sure they skip a lot of meals.

And even when they do eat, they're barely avoiding starvation.

I wanted them to experience the joy of eating for once.

Okay, I'll look forward to it.

No, it won't be that extravagant.

They've entered the first gate.

Scheduled to arrive in one minute.

Considering attributes of today's guests, there's a concern of unforeseen accidents.

Take extreme caution, over.

They're elderly people.

Be nice to them.

You worry about yourself.

Are you okay?

Wow, this place is nice!

I'm sorry I have a bad cough.

Is this really where the President works at?

Yes, this place is usually inaccessible to the public.

But the First Lady has made an exception to grant your wishes.

So please follow our instructions.

Does that mean the President is inside right now?

I'm not allowed to tell you that.

He's inside, right? I'm sure he's inside.

He's inside, huh? So he's inside?

Nah, maybe he's gone.

I'm sure he told me to go inside the Blue House home page to request a tour.

Where's that homepage?

What the? She's here again!

Please don't come here.

What am I supposed to say to someone who's gone nuts?

- Hey mister! - No, Miss. Please go back home!

You can't go inside unless you're here to visit a staff.

No, that's not what I meant.

I'm trying to request a tour of the Blue House.

Where can I find the Blue House homepage around here?

What?

The Blue House home... homepage?

What's the matter?

Someone told me that if I want to take a tour here, I should go in there and sign up.

Is that true?

Be nice, be nice.

We don't accept walk-in requests.

You'll need to make a request on the internet.

In.. inter...

What's that?

Why is this so complicated and hard?

What's an inter....

Stop it, will you?

If you're the President's daughter, I'm the son of God!

Where did you come up with such nonsense?

What? The President's daughter?

That's why I want to meet him to find out if I'm really his daughter or not.

I'm not talking nonsense.

Look!

I even have a picture Look!

Hey mister! Look at this picture!

Hey mister.

What brings you here?

I came all the way to Seoul with just these two pictures to meet my mother and father.

But my father's the president...

He's the president?

I don't know what's going on either.

Is this really you?

Yes.

This is my grandma who just passed away.

(Visitor)

Sit down.

Since I'm the only one here, we can talk...

I mean...

Please take a seat.

Mister...

Please sit down.

Why are you suddenly...

Stop it, please.

- Do you work here? - Yes I do.

Are you a carpenter?

I do both carpenter and gardening work around here, Miss.

How come you didn't tell me that you work in the Blue House?

If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have gone through all that trouble.

It's so easy to come in here with a staff's visitor pass.

To think I had to go through all that trouble!

You're right.

Please forgive me for not recognizing you earlier.

Come on, mister!

Why are you speaking in honorific tone with me?

I have to.

You might be the Youngae.

What's a Youngae?

That's what we call the President's daughter.

Oh, I see.

Where's the President?

Let me see the President just once.

I came all the way here.

I won't tell them that I met him.

Come on, can't you just sneak me in?

No.

Today's event is by the First Lady's invitation.

My mind just wanders around.

- This is a picture of my mother. - Oh, I see.

What's wrong?

Is this your mother?

I think so.

Why?

What's going on?

What should I do?

Hey mister!

Did you show this picture to anyone else?

No one besides you.

I didn't even know about it until recently.

Listen very carefully to what I'm about to tell you, Miss.

Miss?

The fact that you're the President's... I mean, might be President's daughter...

From now on, don't tell that to a single soul.

This is top-secret.

The minute you disclose it, everyone's gonna get hurt!

Yes, of course everyone's gonna get hurt.

Even the President and you, too.

Get hurt?

You should never disclose this to anyone before you confirm this with President

Understand?

And she's not the First Lady right now.

What?

What are you talking about?

Where's my mother then?

That's what I want to know too. I don't know what's going on either.

One thing is for sure.

You're not the First Lady's daughter, Miss.

What this means is, you can't let the First Lady or the world know who you are.

Things will get ugly.

What?

Good afternoon.

Good afternoon.

How do you do?

Good afternoon.

Good afternoon.

Please take a seat.

Good afternoon.

Thank you for inviting me. It's an honor to meet you.

Long time no see.

How are you doing?

Good.

You're working at the main building today?

Yes.

Good afternoon.

Oh, hi.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Thank you for inviting a worthless old man like me to an honorable place like this.

I can die a happy man now.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

I can die a happy man now.

Thank you.

I can die a happy man now.

Thank you.

Sir!

Let's go meet the President.

What? Really?

We'll be in trouble if others find out.

Act like you're sick! So I can carry you outside.

My stomach!

Oh, my stomach!

Are you okay?

I think he has a stomachache.

Take him to the medical office immediately!

Hurry!

Stop it!

Stop it, you, wretch!

Let me go!

What are you doing?

First, you tell me to go meet the President...

Why are you stripping me naked for?

Hold still.

You have to take a bath first.

How can you go meet the President if you reek and stink all over like this?

What do you mean, "stink"?

Try getting old and become sick yourself!

My butt's all moldered down because I have bedsores

How can I smell good?

You have bedsores?

Let me see.

I didn't know there was a bathhouse inside the Blue House.

Is this for the presidential guards?

It's for the guards, the people at the secretary office, and the reporters too.

It's for everyone.

I think you need to go to the hospital about this.

Hospital? Yeah right!

I'm just gonna live like this until the day I die.

That hurts, you dork! Go easy on me, will you?

What do you mean, that hurts?

Bear with it! I can't believe I'm doing this!

I should've just pretended I didn't see that.

Wrong choice.

My mistake!

You know, if I just took a quarter of what I did for you and did it for my father...

... my father would've called me a filial son!

Darn, my father should see what a nice person his son is!

My mind just wanders around.

I didn't wear my diaper.

I didn't want to wear them today.

Let's hurry!

Go easy, you wretch!

Hey mister.

Did my father abandon me?

Hey mister.

Can I just be your assistant at the carpenter's shop?

I'm really good at chopping wood!

That's what I did everyday in the mountains!

No, that's unheard of!

No way!

I can't let you do such hard work!

If I want to catch a tiger, I need to go inside its cave, right?

I need to stay here if I want to meet my father.

Please let me work here.

Please?

Hey Mr. Pervert!

How long have you been standing there?

About a minute.

What?

Then how come you didn't make a sound, huh?

What kind of a woman has no etiquette whatsoever?

Watch who you're calling a pervert. You're not so normal yourself.

What did you say?

How much of our conversation did you hear so far?

How she asked you if she can work with you because she's good at chopping wood.

And about how she needs to go inside a tiger's cave if she wants to catch a tiger.

Why?

I heard how you spoke in honorifics to that kid like a pervert.

Is that what I really heard, Mr. Pervert?

Is being deaf part of menopause?

Spoke in honorifics to whom?

Hey Bong-Soon, did I ever used honorifics to you?

Huh?

No, you didn't.

He didn't.

You heard me wrong then.

Aren't you the lady at the supermarket?

Do you work in the Blue House too?

Yeah.

What brings you here?

Our drain's clogged up. Hurry up and fix it.

What are you doing?

We can't work right now! Hurry up!

I'll be back soon, Bong-Soon.

Let's eat after I get back.

Okay. See you in a short while.

Lean your head a little forward.

A little to the side.

A little more.

Good.

Now stand still.

Do you know what the internationally acclaimed museum in Florence, Italy is?

Uffizi Gallery.

Oh, Uffizi.

The word starting with a 'U' was Uffizi.

Then what city starts with an 'I'...

... that used to be an ancient city of Turkey, also called Constantinople?

Istanbul.

Right, Istanbul!

Crossword puzzle?

I've been scratching my head the whole morning because I couldn't get those two.

What?

A cooking contest?

This is so ridiculous.

It's not like this is a hotel kitchen!

Why a cooking contest? Just hire someone who cooks well!

She just wants to stand out.

How come her entire life is centered on events and showmanship?

She wants reform! Reform!

She should reform her personality first!

When is it then?

Sunday.

Sunday?

She wants us to come to work on our day off then?

Is she crazy?

Heck no!

I'm not going.

Just come.

What else are you going to do that day besides hugging the TV the whole day?

How do you know if I'll be hugging the TV the whole day or a hunk the whole day?

Then bring that hunk with you.

Let me see what a hunk looks like, too.

Un-Joo, is that man who came to unclog the drain giving me a mean stare right now?

How come I get shivers down my spine right now?

Oh come on, Hyang-Sook!

Why would Mr. Nam give you a mean stare?

He's staring at nothing but the drain.

Miss Song, could you tell that woman to stop taking an interest in me?

Why are you so interested in everything I do?

Hyang-Sook, he wants you to stop taking interest.

Were you interested in Mr. Nam?

What? Really?

Un-Joo, can you tell Mr. Pervert to please stand in front of a mirror in his right mind?

Make sure you tell him to look at a full-sized mirror.

Pervert?

How did you become a pervert?

What are you doing? Tell him.

She says to drink cold water and stand in front of a full-size mirror.

Hello, this is Nam Dae-Shik, the NamGyver.

NamGyver?

Yes, yes, okay.

I'll be there as fast as lightning.

What's wrong with him?

It's a call from the main building.

I'll finish this after I get back.

Okay.

You should finish what you started!

What kind of a half-ass job is this?

I have a call from the President's office!

Watch what you're calling a half-ass job!

He's so charismatic!

No, I'm okay, Sir.

What brings you here?

I heard that the chandelier in the presidential office is not working.

I'm sorry, but I need to check your toolbox.

Spread your arms, please.

We're done now.

You may go inside.

I'll carry it for you.

Did my father abandon me?

Welcome back.

Oh no!

- Are you okay? - Yes.

Don't mind me. Keep working.

Yes, Sir.

You can go outside.

I need a glass of water.

- Make it two. - Yes, Sir.

I came all the way to Seoul with just these two pictures to meet my mother and father.

But my father's the president...

He's the president?

I don't know what's going on either.

Where am I?

Miss! Miss?

Who are you?

That's what I want to ask you.

If you're a staff member, put your badge on.

If you're a visitor, put your pass on.

I did put it on here.

Where did it go?

Come with me.

- Huh? Where? - Let's go

Where are you taking me to?

Where are we going?

Subtitles provided by MBC America Minor Edits/Timing by pc