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LUNA: Where are we, Braden?
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We now move to agenda item seven,
the school contemplation garden.
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I might contemplate a lamington.
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Excuse me.
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There's plates right there, Greg.
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I'm good, thank you.
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With monies from our trivia
night, bogan bingo a...
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Use a serviette at least.
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The old hand is as
eco-friendly as anything, Luna.
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No clean-up, no landfill.
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Anyway, because of our stellar
fundraising efforts this year,
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I'm happy to say there's
now enough in the kitty
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to fulfil my incredible
vision for a kids' oasis
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and a contemplation garden, thank you.
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There has been a slight hiccup
with the spot I had in mind
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beside the monkey bars.
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It is apparently the final resting
place for Mr Henry O'Donnell,
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our founding headmaster.
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Like, a dead body?
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In a grave? That's disgusting.
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Do you want the dead principal's
body in the minutes, or?
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The main point is, the garden
has to go somewhere else.
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So I've decided to pull down the
old cricket nets and put it there.
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I'm sorry?
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They're an eyesore.
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Nup, Luna, Luna, you can't
destroy the cricket nets.
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Cricket's a national treasure,
it's joy, summer, it's fun,
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it's... it's... it's cricket!
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Nobody ever uses them. They're going!
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Luna.
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What's next?
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Spellcheck complete, looking good.
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Save to file and print.
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Audrey doesn't know it yet but this
book is going to be a game changer,
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Sophie, a game changer!
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Delving beyond Adam
Gilchrist, wicket-keeper,
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to Adam Gilchrist, truth seeker.
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Stumped by his own search for meaning.
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This book is going to dazzle the world
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and, importantly, help
me triumph at work.
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Sophie!
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Who - are - you - messaging?
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No-one.
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What, Ravi?
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Well, who then?
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Lindsay.
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About Ravi?
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Ravi schmavi, OK?
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There's nothing more to say, we're done.
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I hope that Lindsay's actually
being supportive, isn't she?
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Like, you know, "Hey, girl, you OK?"
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Big hug emoji.
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And you're like, "Hey, BFF."
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- We're talking about work.
- Oh.
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Yeah, two people are leaving Star Class
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and Lindsay and I are next
in line for the promotion.
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That is really awesome, congratulations.
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Look at us Butler women,
climbing the corporate ladder.
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- Watch out, world.
- (PRINTER BEEPS)
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Your pages have jammed.
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Oh, no, please, please!
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I need these to be perfect for Audrey.
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We cannot plot success
on crumpled paper!
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Em.
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- We have a proposition for you.
- Yeah, but, not now, Greg.
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Luna wants to destroy
the school cricket nets!
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Yeah, it's unthinkable!
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So I said to Brad, who do
we know who could help us?
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Yeah, someone with mad cricket skills...
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Somebody who could hit this
for six with their eyes closed.
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Yeah, by holding a cricket clinic.
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Gimme a G...
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Gimme an L.
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- (WHISPERS) I...
- I.
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Now gimme the L.
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Now give us a C!
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You're not doing the
whole surname, are you?
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OK.
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- It's Adam Gilchrist.
- Yes, Brad.
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- So it's a yes!
- Yeah!
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No, no, it is not possible,
don't even think it.
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I am not bothering Gilly
about a school clinic
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when we are at a critical
part of the book, MY book.
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Well, ghostwriting his
book, technically, but OK.
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OK, Brad.
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Em, this is my chance to
have a win against Luna
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and you know how hard it's been
for me to get one up on her.
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Do I need to spell it out to you?
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N-O.
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Spells yes.
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Spells no.
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(SOPHIE TAPS ON PHONE)
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(SNORES)
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(WHISPERS) I'm just going to borrow
this, sweetie. I won't be long.
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(RINGTONE)
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- Oh, g'day, Em.
- It's actually Greg.
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Greg Butler.
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Greg?
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Yeah, I'm, um, Em Butler's
wife, sorry, I mean husband.
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Oh, Greg.
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Hey, mate, have you read
the book Em wrote about me?
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Not yet but I'm hearing plenty of buzz.
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Mate, I gotta say, she was
delightful to work with.
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Just let me tell my truth.
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It was just so liberating, finally!
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I mean, Em loves her cricket.
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Yeah, she loved my story
about my 57 ball Ashes hundred.
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Monty Panesar still won't
return my calls on that one.
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Huh!
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Anyway, what can I do for you, mate?
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Well... mate, I was hoping
you could do me a favour.
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
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Oh-ho, oh-ho-ho, Gregory.
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Oh-ho-ho-ho!
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A Gilly cricket clinic?
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What a coup!
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Yeah, this may be the
greatest day of my life.
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Both my daughters were
born at night, obviously.
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- And your wedding... ?
- Was a night... wedding.
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How'd you manage to get
this together so quick?
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Well, let's just say we have
a small family connection.
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You are joking.
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Favours were owed and when I
told Gilly about the cricket nets,
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he was like, "Mate, I am
in, whatever I can do."
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Oh, Luna's head's gonna explode.
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The best she can manage was
that boring local councillor
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at the quiz night.
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Jeez. Don't tell I said that but...
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Said what?
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Oh, Luna!
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Good handbag. You been at the shops?
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What are you trying to do here?
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Um, saving the cricket nets
from your travesty of planning.
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With him?
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Ah, yeah, with him, 100% with
him. It's Gilly, he's an icon!
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He's an inappropriate role model
for the school community, Greg.
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Inappropriate?
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Luna, with all due respect,
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you are talking nonsense.
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Didn't you see him on TV this morning?
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The Octopus people,
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they pull the entire world's
financial and political strings.
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It's actually pretty scary.
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Right, truly fascinating stuff.
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They obviously hide
as humans in disguise.
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But I'm going to reveal
everything in my new book.
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It's out soon, thanks to my
publisher Esther and Price.
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Amazing.
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I... I thought that it
was an interesting angle.
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Owen Wilson's nose is
an interesting angle.
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Me bending over to shave under
my glutes is an interesting angle.
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But for the nicest man in
cricket who until now has been
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about as wholesome as the Easter Bunny,
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this is a publicity hand
grenade that you casually lobbed
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at my petite feet.
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I had no idea he was going to do that!
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None.
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Well, Gilly's manager is now claiming
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he was high on cold and flu medication
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that he bought from a
street vendor in Delhi.
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I don't know what to believe anymore!
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Audrey, I was literally coming into here
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to show you the secret chapters.
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Well, the truth you've obviously
encouraged Gilly to spray about
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with such gay abandon has now
scared off sponsors left and right!
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Can I help?
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Oh, I think you've helped plenty.
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We're doing a live conference with
Fluster Crop Crisis Management.
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- Oh, hello.
- Oh, that means vamoose already!
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Audrey, I'm just so sorry.
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PHONE LINE: Audrey, stop that!
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Sorry, Clive, I was just
dealing with a thundering moron!
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- Now, where were we?
- (MOBILE PHONE RINGS)
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Greg.
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Shape-shifting octopus
people who rule the world?
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Em, if I knew Gilly was into this
stuff I probably wouldn't have gone
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behind your back and asked
him to run the cricket clinic
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at the school.
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Wait, you did what?
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Once again, I am the
target for Luna's scorn.
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- Greg.
- Seriously, it's like a blood sport with her.
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- Gre... Greg, it...
- I've gotta go, Em.
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I'm cancelling the cricket clinic.
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Suddenly Gilly's feeling
a silly mid wacko.
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Oh, octopus people?
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Oh, you heard?
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Yeah, breaking news text alert.
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Well, I'm posting on PASH that
it's all cancelled and Luna
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wants an apology.
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Not another PASH post apology?
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Yep, Luna beats me again.
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RIP, sweet cricket nets.
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Sorry I couldn't save you.
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Hey, forget Gilly.
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You should run this clinic.
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No, the parents want
Gilly, I'm just another dad.
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So? You don't have to
be a pro at these things,
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you just have to love the game.
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And brother, you love the game!
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I wouldn't be surprised
if there's a little
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tiny cricket ball nuclei in your cells!
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They'd be lucky to have you.
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You ran backyard cricket our
whole childhood like a boss!
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OK.
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Alright.
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But if we're gonna do this,
we're gonna need balls.
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Plenty of balls.
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Yeah.
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And a broom?
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Yeah. It's disgusting.
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Do you think they'd let us
have free sliders and nachos
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when we're promoted into Star Class?
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I hope so. I guess we'll
find out at work tonight.
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Whoa.
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Naww, he's been like a little
lost puppy ever since you guys
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had that fight.
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Go on, go kiss and make
up. You know you want to.
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No, stop. He deserves to be miserable.
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I'm never thinking
about stupid Ravi again.
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Yeah, right.
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I'll be too busy with you.
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You know, getting paid to snack
our way through the Star Class menu
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and then spending all the
money we earn shopping together.
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Nah, I don't need some
miserable, selfish, sad sack guy
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when I've got my bestie.
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- Sisters before misters, babe.
- Mm-hm.
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GREG: Alrighty!
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Now there's a few less punters
than I was... hoping for,
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but I think this is it.
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So we will make do.
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Where's Gilly?
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You're not Gilly!
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I'm Greg. Uh, Chloe's dad!
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What about Gilly?
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Sadly, Gilly has had to cancel
coming here this morning.
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- (ALL GROAN AND BOO)
- Oh, come on!
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I know, I know, but the good news is,
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I had a chat with Gilly just before
I arrived and he passed on to me...
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Nup, let's go.
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... all of his top-secret
cricket knowledge.
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And it kinda feels like...
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- Do we need to be here?
- Mum, it's OK.
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... even though it just
seems to be me here,
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kind of feels like Gilly's here!
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(ALL JEER)
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Bullshit.
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Joe, please.
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- What?
- Come on.
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OK, the best player today
gets a signed cricket cap.
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Yeah, signed by Gilly!
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Not actually by Gilly, just signed.
252
00:10:48,449 --> 00:10:49,449
- Come on...
- Ohhh.
253
00:10:49,450 --> 00:10:50,809
- Let's just go.
- Alright!
254
00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:54,729
Let's... everybody grab a bat, grab
a ball, let's play some cricket!
255
00:10:54,770 --> 00:10:58,369
- Yeah, come on, come on, guys, up you get, come on!
- Yes! I'm batting!
256
00:10:59,650 --> 00:11:00,650
AUDREY: Bugger off!
257
00:11:03,490 --> 00:11:06,329
Oh, now please, what I really
meant was barge right in.
258
00:11:06,370 --> 00:11:09,369
Audrey, I know that you
think that I am some idiot
259
00:11:09,410 --> 00:11:11,449
who's ruined everything,
but please hear me out.
260
00:11:11,490 --> 00:11:14,329
Oh, what is it, Butler?
261
00:11:14,370 --> 00:11:16,249
I back myself on this book.
262
00:11:16,290 --> 00:11:17,849
Is that so?
263
00:11:17,890 --> 00:11:23,769
As an athlete, Gilly is
refreshingly raw and honest, yes.
264
00:11:23,810 --> 00:11:26,889
But he gives the reader so much more.
265
00:11:26,930 --> 00:11:31,929
Shining a light on extremism,
media echo chambers,
266
00:11:31,970 --> 00:11:34,929
conspiracies and internet rabbit holes.
267
00:11:34,970 --> 00:11:38,369
What do you do when your neighbour
or friend, who you thought you knew,
268
00:11:38,410 --> 00:11:40,609
starts sprouting crazy theories?
269
00:11:40,650 --> 00:11:46,089
This book is greater than one
man and his baggy green stats.
270
00:11:46,130 --> 00:11:47,969
My heart says that it's a hit.
271
00:11:48,010 --> 00:11:49,010
Hmmm.
272
00:11:50,770 --> 00:11:53,849
And frankly, who doesn't
want a bestseller?
273
00:11:53,890 --> 00:11:56,209
Yes, my thoughts exactly.
274
00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:57,649
Ha!
275
00:12:01,210 --> 00:12:02,689
You are not even going to read it?
276
00:12:02,730 --> 00:12:03,889
No, thanks.
277
00:12:09,450 --> 00:12:13,329
Audrey, do you even want me to succeed?
278
00:12:13,370 --> 00:12:17,969
I spend my days coming
here, supporting you in here.
279
00:12:18,010 --> 00:12:20,769
I produce maybe the best
work that I've ever done.
280
00:12:20,810 --> 00:12:23,609
It's something that is truly
meaningful with mass appeal,
281
00:12:23,650 --> 00:12:26,329
but no, you could not care less.
282
00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:27,569
In the bin, Butler.
283
00:12:27,610 --> 00:12:30,409
Oh, please.
284
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:34,489
Cry me a river, Emily, and
drown some kittens in it.
285
00:12:34,530 --> 00:12:36,769
Piss off!
286
00:12:36,810 --> 00:12:41,049
I basically hired you off the
street for a photocopying job.
287
00:12:41,090 --> 00:12:45,169
Five minutes later I
gift you My Shit Husband
288
00:12:45,210 --> 00:12:48,809
and even after it tanks, still
you hassle me about reboots
289
00:12:48,850 --> 00:12:50,529
and a Reese Witherspoon adaptation.
290
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:51,689
Oh!
291
00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:53,529
Hello, Reese? Are you there?
292
00:12:54,570 --> 00:12:56,649
She's never calling.
293
00:12:56,690 --> 00:13:00,609
But today's dumpster fire is on you.
294
00:13:00,650 --> 00:13:04,969
So as far as I'm concerned, game over.
295
00:13:06,290 --> 00:13:09,929
Well, if you feel that
way, maybe I am not cut out
296
00:13:09,970 --> 00:13:10,970
for this work.
297
00:13:11,010 --> 00:13:15,809
Please feel free to mull that
question over back at your desk.
298
00:13:18,410 --> 00:13:19,410
Closed!
299
00:13:27,730 --> 00:13:30,409
- Hey! You got the Star Class job!
- Yep!
300
00:13:30,450 --> 00:13:33,889
I thought you were cleaning up
after the mums with bubbly session.
301
00:13:33,930 --> 00:13:35,569
Does he wanna see me now?
302
00:13:35,610 --> 00:13:40,169
I'm so sorry, Soph, but
they only needed one recruit.
303
00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:41,329
But they had two jobs.
304
00:13:41,370 --> 00:13:43,129
I mean, Daphne and
Scott were both leaving.
305
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:46,409
Turns out Scott's mother got catfished
306
00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:48,849
so the move to Florida is off.
307
00:13:48,890 --> 00:13:50,489
Right.
308
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:53,889
Don't be sad, even though we'll be
working at totally different times
309
00:13:53,930 --> 00:13:56,689
and on totally different levels...
310
00:13:56,730 --> 00:13:59,249
I mean, I'll kind of be your boss.
311
00:13:59,290 --> 00:14:00,769
But we can still hang out.
312
00:14:00,810 --> 00:14:02,089
Yeah, of course.
313
00:14:02,130 --> 00:14:03,529
At school.
314
00:14:03,570 --> 00:14:04,649
School?
315
00:14:04,690 --> 00:14:06,009
Yeah...
316
00:14:06,050 --> 00:14:08,049
Yeah, right, of course, school.
317
00:14:08,090 --> 00:14:11,969
Well, I should probably
get started on training.
318
00:14:12,010 --> 00:14:14,809
Yeah, no, you go, I've
got to stack these cups
319
00:14:14,850 --> 00:14:16,729
so it's... it's fine, really.
320
00:14:18,930 --> 00:14:20,049
I'll leave you to it.
321
00:14:20,090 --> 00:14:21,090
Yeah.
322
00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:27,889
Bad day, huh?
323
00:14:27,930 --> 00:14:29,529
- Mm-hm.
- Me too.
324
00:14:30,930 --> 00:14:32,889
Alright, let's get a drink.
325
00:14:36,290 --> 00:14:39,489
GREG: Come on, kids, over here!
326
00:14:41,770 --> 00:14:43,369
Come on!
327
00:14:44,690 --> 00:14:46,529
- To me, over here!
- What's going on?
328
00:14:46,570 --> 00:14:48,929
Clarence, this doesn't seem
to be achieving anything.
329
00:14:48,969 --> 00:14:49,969
Come on, let's just go.
330
00:14:49,970 --> 00:14:54,249
You can help me choose quarry
rocks for the contemplation garden!
331
00:14:54,290 --> 00:14:55,649
Maybe we should go, too.
332
00:14:55,690 --> 00:14:58,289
Yeah, this feels so not Gilly.
333
00:14:58,330 --> 00:14:59,609
You dropped it!
334
00:15:00,810 --> 00:15:03,169
Come on, Greg, you can do this,
OK? Think of the cricket nets!
335
00:15:03,210 --> 00:15:06,049
Alright? You love those
nets and you love the game.
336
00:15:06,090 --> 00:15:08,089
You've just gotta sell
that love, brother.
337
00:15:08,130 --> 00:15:09,689
OK? Come on, Aussie.
338
00:15:09,730 --> 00:15:13,369
Channel your inner Gilly.
339
00:15:13,410 --> 00:15:14,929
(KIDS LAUGH AND PLAY)
340
00:15:14,970 --> 00:15:16,129
Kids?
341
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:18,889
Huddle in!
342
00:15:18,930 --> 00:15:20,129
(WHISTLES)
343
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,169
Come on!
344
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,170
Huddle in.
345
00:15:24,650 --> 00:15:25,650
Now.
346
00:15:26,970 --> 00:15:31,889
I am stoked that you're having
so much fun, it's beautiful.
347
00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:34,369
But now we need to bring our A game.
348
00:15:34,410 --> 00:15:36,129
Are you with me?
349
00:15:36,170 --> 00:15:38,209
Yeah!
350
00:15:46,650 --> 00:15:48,369
Come on, you're losing them.
351
00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:54,969
You know, cricket, it's pure.
352
00:15:55,010 --> 00:15:59,049
It's a ball and you can bowl it
353
00:15:59,090 --> 00:16:03,489
or hit it or catch it or throw it.
354
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:06,169
And it doesn't really
matter what you do with it,
355
00:16:06,210 --> 00:16:09,889
as long as you have fun with it.
356
00:16:11,090 --> 00:16:12,289
Three letters...
357
00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:14,009
- LBW.
- No.
358
00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:17,569
F-U-N.
359
00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:18,609
Fun.
360
00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:20,009
Let's sing it together.
361
00:16:20,050 --> 00:16:24,489
- F-U-N.
- F-U-N.
362
00:16:24,530 --> 00:16:27,089
F-U-N.
363
00:16:27,130 --> 00:16:28,649
Tough crowd.
364
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:34,129
I'll give you all five
bucks if you sing along.
365
00:16:34,170 --> 00:16:36,769
ALL: F-U-N!
366
00:16:36,810 --> 00:16:39,449
F-U-N! F-U-N!
367
00:16:39,490 --> 00:16:43,969
- F-U-N! -U-N!
- Whoo!
368
00:16:45,890 --> 00:16:47,049
Ready, Chloe?
369
00:16:49,290 --> 00:16:50,729
Ohh, bit low.
370
00:16:50,770 --> 00:16:52,409
Oooh!
371
00:16:53,850 --> 00:16:57,449
Ahhh, yeah!
372
00:16:57,490 --> 00:16:58,769
Nice!
373
00:17:00,490 --> 00:17:02,369
Yep, that's it, nice.
374
00:17:02,410 --> 00:17:04,049
Follow through, that's it, yep.
375
00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:07,809
Grab the balls, let's reset.
376
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,769
- OK, straight bat, that's it!
- Oh!
377
00:17:13,810 --> 00:17:14,810
Nice.
378
00:17:20,090 --> 00:17:21,129
Yep!
379
00:17:30,690 --> 00:17:32,689
- Good catch!
- Nice.
380
00:17:32,730 --> 00:17:34,049
Alex.
381
00:17:34,090 --> 00:17:35,849
- Good catch!
- Great catch!
382
00:17:35,890 --> 00:17:37,569
Here we go, uh, Clarence.
383
00:17:37,610 --> 00:17:38,929
It's gonna be a big one!
384
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:40,329
- Yeah.
- You ready?
385
00:17:51,290 --> 00:17:56,049
(ALL CHEER)
386
00:17:56,090 --> 00:17:57,689
Amazing!
387
00:17:57,730 --> 00:17:59,049
Yes!
388
00:18:02,450 --> 00:18:04,889
- That was amazing!
- I love cricket, Mr Butler!
389
00:18:04,930 --> 00:18:06,929
Yeah, you do, Clarence. Yeah, you do.
390
00:18:08,050 --> 00:18:10,289
Well done, son.
391
00:18:10,330 --> 00:18:13,009
- Oh, darling, well done!
- Good job, Dad.
392
00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:16,249
Oh, here we go, one more.
393
00:18:16,290 --> 00:18:18,569
Good on you, Joe, good
onya, mate, good stuff.
394
00:18:18,610 --> 00:18:22,049
Dad, there's 127 balls.
395
00:18:22,090 --> 00:18:24,129
Yeah, and most of them
are still on the ground.
396
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:25,609
- (SIGHS)
- Eh?
397
00:18:25,650 --> 00:18:27,809
Come on, Chloe, let's go get 'em.
398
00:18:27,850 --> 00:18:30,529
- LUNA: That was a good hit that you did.
- Hey.
399
00:18:30,570 --> 00:18:32,889
- Can we play in the nets on Sunday?
- We'll see, darling.
400
00:18:32,930 --> 00:18:35,289
Wait, can I say goodbye?
401
00:18:35,330 --> 00:18:36,969
Hey, well done, well
bowled, well bowled.
402
00:18:37,010 --> 00:18:38,409
- One for you as well.
- Good job.
403
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:39,729
Thanks, Mr Butler.
404
00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:41,169
Here's the superstar.
405
00:18:41,210 --> 00:18:42,969
Hey, I've got something for you.
406
00:18:44,330 --> 00:18:45,569
Let's give this one to your mum.
407
00:18:47,050 --> 00:18:48,489
Here we go. Whoa!
408
00:18:48,530 --> 00:18:49,689
It looks good on you!
409
00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:50,929
Thanks.
410
00:18:50,970 --> 00:18:52,329
Let's go, Clarence. Come on, darling.
411
00:18:52,370 --> 00:18:54,209
I had the best time, Mum.
412
00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:56,249
Have a good weekend, Mr Butler.
413
00:18:56,290 --> 00:18:58,049
You too, Clarence.
414
00:19:01,810 --> 00:19:03,329
Sorry I couldn't make the clinic
415
00:19:03,370 --> 00:19:06,089
but the word on PASH is you are
the gun cricket coach of the hour.
416
00:19:06,130 --> 00:19:07,929
Ah, the kids are happy, I'm happy.
417
00:19:07,970 --> 00:19:09,649
I just hope we did
enough to save the nets.
418
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:11,609
Oh, that's not goin'
for a garden, not now.
419
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,809
I don't know, the president
has the power of veto, and...
420
00:19:13,850 --> 00:19:16,409
Yep, well, maybe it's
time you made a move.
421
00:19:16,450 --> 00:19:19,049
Push her out, became president.
422
00:19:19,090 --> 00:19:21,129
You'd have the numbers.
Don't tell her I said that.
423
00:19:22,730 --> 00:19:27,889
Nah, not really a cloak
and dagger kinda guy.
424
00:19:27,930 --> 00:19:29,729
Well, maybe the cloak
and dagger suits ya.
425
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,170
Contemplate.
426
00:19:38,650 --> 00:19:42,729
So, Lindsay got the Star
Class job and I didn't.
427
00:19:42,770 --> 00:19:44,209
Soph, that sucks.
428
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,569
Yeah.
429
00:19:45,610 --> 00:19:49,369
And things between me and Ravi have
been, like, really, really weird
430
00:19:49,410 --> 00:19:51,649
so I kind of have no
idea what's happening
431
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,929
or what to do with it.
432
00:19:53,970 --> 00:19:57,809
And I now basically have no
best friend and no boyfriend.
433
00:19:57,850 --> 00:19:59,089
It's really great.
434
00:20:00,290 --> 00:20:06,129
Well, Audrey literally threw
my Gilly pages in the rubbish
435
00:20:06,170 --> 00:20:08,329
and Reese Witherspoon
is never going to call
436
00:20:08,370 --> 00:20:11,369
even though I always
thought that she would.
437
00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:14,569
Which means that I'm probably
delusional and will never be
438
00:20:14,610 --> 00:20:16,449
the writer that I wanted to be.
439
00:20:17,490 --> 00:20:20,889
So things aren't fabulous
over my side either.
440
00:20:20,930 --> 00:20:24,129
(BOTH LAUGH)
441
00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:29,369
Ah, you're home.
442
00:20:29,410 --> 00:20:30,929
Just in time.
443
00:20:30,970 --> 00:20:32,129
How was your day?
444
00:20:33,410 --> 00:20:35,409
Yeah, yeah, it was fine, Dad.
445
00:20:37,090 --> 00:20:39,649
Hey, Em, I'm sorry about
the whole Gilly thing.
446
00:20:39,690 --> 00:20:41,929
I know it was very sneaky
going behind your back.
447
00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:44,769
Sneaky's one word for it. No, thank you.
448
00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:47,049
It's just that when Luna was all like,
449
00:20:47,090 --> 00:20:48,516
"Greg, you can't use Gilly,"
450
00:20:48,517 --> 00:20:51,409
my dream day was slipping
through my fingers,
451
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:55,649
so, yes, I did get a
little bit snippy with you.
452
00:20:55,690 --> 00:20:59,449
And then Brad said, "Greg,
why don't YOU run the clinic?"
453
00:20:59,490 --> 00:21:05,769
So I did and it was an absolute
blast and the kids were fantastic
454
00:21:05,810 --> 00:21:09,169
and I felt this sense of... joy?
455
00:21:09,210 --> 00:21:10,969
Yeah, yeah, it was joy.
456
00:21:11,010 --> 00:21:13,969
The way you feel when you write.
457
00:21:14,010 --> 00:21:15,769
And then Luna.
458
00:21:15,810 --> 00:21:19,369
I had Luna and she knew it.
459
00:21:19,410 --> 00:21:22,409
Even when Clarence
took this classic catch,
460
00:21:22,450 --> 00:21:25,609
even then she couldn't bring
herself to be nice to me.
461
00:21:25,650 --> 00:21:27,729
So then I got chatting
with Braden and Braden said,
462
00:21:27,770 --> 00:21:29,849
"Greg, maybe it's time
that you took charge,
463
00:21:29,890 --> 00:21:33,329
instigate a game changer,
become the new president!"
464
00:21:33,370 --> 00:21:39,489
So Em, I think I'm gonna take Luna down.
465
00:21:40,890 --> 00:21:42,249
In a coup.
466
00:21:47,490 --> 00:21:49,129
Em?
467
00:21:49,170 --> 00:21:50,170
(SNORES)
468
00:21:51,330 --> 00:21:54,969
I'll let you mull over
that for a few seconds.
469
00:21:55,010 --> 00:21:56,010
Dinner in five?
470
00:21:58,610 --> 00:22:04,369
And as if my day couldn't get
any worse, I just got my period.
471
00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:06,169
Do you have any spare tampons?
472
00:22:06,210 --> 00:22:07,210
I'm out.
473
00:22:08,450 --> 00:22:11,009
Ah, yeah, just check my bag.
474
00:22:11,050 --> 00:22:13,769
There's probably one or two
kicking around in the bottom.
475
00:22:17,810 --> 00:22:19,729
I'm late!
476
00:22:19,770 --> 00:22:20,770
Late for what?
477
00:22:29,490 --> 00:22:33,402
- Oh.
- Oh.
478
00:22:35,290 --> 00:22:36,569
BOTH: Shit.
479
00:22:39,380 --> 00:22:42,619
(EERIE MUSIC)
480
00:22:42,660 --> 00:22:48,379
124, 125.
481
00:22:48,420 --> 00:22:49,779
Nice work, Chlo.
482
00:22:49,820 --> 00:22:52,139
126.
483
00:22:52,180 --> 00:22:54,499
There's supposed to be one more.
484
00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:56,899
Ah, well, it's probably
happy where it is.
485
00:22:56,940 --> 00:22:59,219
Maybe Mr O'Donnell took it.
486
00:22:59,260 --> 00:23:00,539
Is he one of the dads?
487
00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:04,179
Nah, he's the old headmaster
who's buried under the monkey bars.
488
00:23:04,220 --> 00:23:05,699
You mean like a dead body?
489
00:23:05,740 --> 00:23:07,179
(OWL HOOTS)
490
00:23:08,300 --> 00:23:09,300
Chloe?
491
00:23:12,060 --> 00:23:14,739
The numbers have it.
492
00:23:14,780 --> 00:23:19,899
Gregory Butler, Parents and
Friends Committee president-elect.
493
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,259
You do have to tell him, Mum.
494
00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:23,899
I know that, Soph, and I will.
495
00:23:23,940 --> 00:23:25,179
- Ah, alcohol free?
- Yep.
496
00:23:25,220 --> 00:23:26,859
- Even yours?
- Even mine!
497
00:23:26,900 --> 00:23:29,019
Would somebody mind telling
me what the hell is going on?
498
00:23:29,069 --> 00:23:33,619
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