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- City folk.

- I'm sorry.

I mean, I was just trying to make a cup of coffee.

That's all.

It was French roast.

- There are a few cows missing.

Must have gone into that canyon

while I was getting the others.

- T.R. and I will get them.

- No, I will get them.

With you.

- Me?

- Yeah.

You are coming with me.

- Just the two of us?

- You move the herd, I will catch up.

- You mean, we will catch up.

- Let's go.

- Bye.

Curly, did I ever show you pictures of my wife and kids?

I'm their sole support, you know.

- will he be all right?

- Sure.

Curly's just trying to scare him. You know Mitch, he's a...

He's a wise ass.

- If anything happens to him...

I will pursue Barbara.

- Throw a rope on this one so we can go after the others.

Rope him. - I am not good at it.

I have a roping disability.

Be right with you.

- Jesus Christ.

- Hey.

See, I am good at this part.

- Throw it.

- You know what I just realized?

Roping is stupid.

This is a cow, not a gazelle.

Watch.

Get off the horse, huh?

Okay.

Then you walk up to the cow.

Look how good this is working.

Then you say, "Hi, Bob Vila for This Old Herd.

"We are going to rope you."

Then you take Mr. Loop

and put it around the head of Mr. Cow.

Now what's wrong with that?

- That!

- I am on vacation!

Is that it?

- That's it.

- What are we doing?

- Making camp.

Too late to catch up to the herd before dark.

We will catch up tomorrow.

- You mean we will...

Sleep out here?

Just uh...

- That's right.

- Oh, God, we are vulnerable.

Getting ready to shave?

- You make a lot of...

Stupid remarks at my expense, don't you?

- I am joking.

I do it with everybody.

It's just my way.

- I don't understand that way.

Put that away.

I said...

Put that away.

- Do you know, the first time I tried

to talk to you, you embarrassed me.

So I teased you a little bit,

which maybe I should hot have done.

So I'm sorry.

And now you're sitting over there playing

with your knife, trying to frighten me,

you are doing a good job.

if you are going to kill me, get on with it.

If not, shut up!

I'm on vacation.

See them tumbling down

Pledging their love to the ground

Lonely, but free, I will be found

Drifting along

With the tumbling tumbleweeds

Cares of the past are behind

Nowhere to go but I will find

Just where the trail will wind

Drifting along with the tumbling tumbleweeds

Do you know any show tunes?

And the second it's over,

she will return to her spaceship

and fly away for eternity.

Would you do it?

- Is she a redhead?

- Could be.

- I like redheads.

- You ever been married?

- No-

- You ever been in love?

- Once.

I was driving a herd across the Panhandle.

Texas.

- And passed near this little dirt farm

around about sundown.

A young woman was in the field

working down in the dirt.

she stood up to stretch her back.

She was wearing a little cotton dress,

and the setting sun was behind her,

showing the shape that God gave her.

- What happened?

- Why?

- I thought it would not get any better than that.

- Yeah, but you could have been ... with her.

- I have been with lots of women.

- Yeah, but, you know, she could have been the love

of your life.

- She is.

- That's great.

That's...

Not great.

No, that's wrong, Curly.

You missed something that might have been terrific.

- My choice.

- I never could do that.

- That's your choice.

A cowboy has a different lifestyle...

When there were cowboys.

We are a dying breed.

But it means something to me.

In a couple of days, we will move this herd across the river,

drive them through the valley.

Oh!

There's nothing like bringing in a herd.

- See, now that's great.

Your life makes sense to you.

What?

What's so funny?

- You city folk, you worry about a lot of stuff, don't you?

- Shit? - Yeah.

- My wife told me she does not want me around.

- Is she a redhead?

- I'm just saying-- - How old are you?

Thirty eight?

Thirty nine?.

- Yeah.

You all come here about the same age.

Same problems.

Spend about 50 weeks a year getting knots

in your rope and then...

Then you think two weeks up here will untie them for you.

None of you get it.

Do you know what the secret of life is?

- No-

What?

- This.

- Your finger?

- One thing.

Just one thing.

You stick to that and everything else don't mean shit.

- That's great, but...

What's the one thing?

- That's what you gotta figure out.

Oh, damn it, come on!

-What's the matter?

What's going on?

- This cow's having a baby, yeah.

I noticed it when we found her.

I was hoping she'd make it through the drive,

but she's ready.

- Does she do it herself or do you have to help her?

- I'll hold her down.

You deliver the calf.

- Excuse me?

Hello!

Why don't I hold her down?

- Because you don't know how.

She'll kick you and kill you, and her and the calf.

And that's too much for me to carry back.

- I see your point.

- Come on, she's ready.

- I...

- She's bursting!

- Oh, God, there's gonna be bursting?

- Just reach in and pull out the calf.

- Ooh

You know, this was not in the brochure.

- She needs help, goddamn it!

Now what's taking so long?

Do you see the head?

- I only see a tail.

- Oh, shit!

It's turned the wrong way.

Get it out.

- Uh-oh.

My watch came off.

- Now!

- It was a gift!

- Do it!

- Come on.

Come on.

- Look what I did!

I made a cow.

This is unbelievable.

This is amazing.

- He looks like you.

- Look at him.

Yeah.

Get up.

- Oh, shit.

- Look, look at this.

He's walking already.

He's a genius.

He gets that from my side of the family.

We all walked very early.

I'm gonna name him Norman.

You know, because years ago...

Why did you do that?

- She was dying.

And she was suffering.

You saved the calf.

Good job, cowboy.

(dramatic music)

There you go, Norman, that is it.

You are only down a quart.

- That's really wonderful.

You got him to drink from the bottle.

- Yeah, thank God, because my nipples were killing me.

- What do you think?

What would be the perfect flavor with this meal?

- Cherry vanilla?

- No-

If it was Chinese food, right on the money.

But this?

Toasted almond.

- What's going on?

- Barry can pick out the exact right flavor

of ice cream to follow any meal.

Go ahead.

Challenge him.

- Challenge him?

-Come on.

- Franks and beans.

- Scoop of chocolate, scoop of vanilla.

Don't waste my time.

Come on.

Push me.

- Sea bass.

- Grilled?

- Sautéed.

- I'm with you.

- Potatoes

Asparagus.

- Rum raisin.

-Woof!

- Woof, what?

How do you know he's right?

- How do we know?

1,400 retail outlets across the country.

That's how we know.

- Woof!

- Will you stop with Roberto Clemente?

Henry Aaron was the greatest right fielder

of our generation.

- Could he run like Clemente?

Could he throw like Clemente?

- Look, I'm gonna say one thing to you, okay? 755 home runs.

Good bye.

- Hey, Clemente was killed in a plane crash.

- What, you're gonna blame that on Aaron?

- No, I'm not blaming, I'm just saying.

- Ugh, baseball.

- You've got something against baseball?

- It's just I used to live with a guy

who was like a baseball encyclopedia and I just got flashes.

- You broke up with him because of baseball?

- Uh, no.

We had different needs.

I needed him to treat me decently and get a job

and he needed to empty my bank account and leave.

- Ouch!

- So, do you hate baseball?

- No, I like baseball.

I just never understood how you guys

can spend so much time discussing it.

I mean, I've been to games, but I don't memorize

who played third base for Pittsburgh in 1960.

- Don Hoak.

- Beat you.

- See, that's exactly what I mean.

- So, what do you and your friends talk about out there?

- Well, real life.

Relationships.

Are they working?

Are they not?

Who is she seeing?

Is that working?

- No contest, we win.

- Why?

- Honey, if that were as interesting as baseball,

they would have cards for it and sell it with gum.

- Ed, I see by the sun it's time for you to hibernate again.

- You are right, I suppose.

I mean, I guess it is childish, but ...

When I was about 18 and my dad and I could not communicate

about anything at all, we could still talk about baseball.

You know, that was real.

- You know what the secret of life is?

It is this.

One thing.

Just one thing.

- And what's that?

- I have no idea.

- Curly knows the secret of life?

- Yeah.

I'm going to invite him over.

I mean, he is a very interesting guy, you'll see.

- I am sure he is.

- Hey, Curly.

Curly?

Curl?

You got a minute?

He is a real cowboy.

He sleeps with his eyes open so he can still watch the herd.

Curl.

- Is this all right?

Do you need, a license or something to bury somebody?

- No-

This is where Curly would want to be buried.

- he said he was a dying breed.

I did not know he meant on this trip.

- The man ate bacon at every meal.

I mean, you can't do that.

- Well, I guess that's it.

- Wait a minute, shouldn't somebody say something?

I mean, you know, like a eulogy.

- Yeah.

- Cookie, you knew him best.

- Lord, we give you Curly.

Try not to piss him off.

- That is it?

- What else is there?

I got chicken burning.

- You are a warm man, Cookie.

Wait a second, I will...

What can I say about Curly?

I didn't know you well, but I will never forget you.

You lived life on your terms: simple, honest and brave.

I am glad for this short time that we spent together.

- Amen.

- Amen. - Amen.

- Amen. - Amen.

Do you think this is all right?

I mean, with them.

- All right, listen up.

Ben, I want you to take the left flank with T.R. and Bonnie.

I want you three boys, you are going to ride point.

I am going to push with Steve, Barry and Ira.

- Yeah, they are professionals.

It will be okay.

- So long, cowboy.

You know, it makes you stop and think.

- Stop the clock.

- That's 25 minutes, I win. - Yup.

- Win what?

- I had under a half an hour before you started

to talk about death.

- Why would you think I would talk about death?

- What, are you kidding?

We just came from a funeral.

And it's your favorite subject.

- It is not.

I just think that when you see a life end,

it is a natural time to think about your own mortality.

- No, it isn't.

Why do that to yourself?

When somebody dies, I don't change places with him.

I appreciate the fact that I am not dead.

Look at this: it's a beautiful day,

I am here with my two best friends

and we are driving a herd of cattle across the plains.

Pretty goddamn great.

It's one of the best days of my life.

- All right, what is the best day of your life?

- You mean ever?

- Yeah, best day ever in your whole life.

And you can not do when your kids were born. That's too easy.

- I got one.

I am seven years old and my dad takes me to Yankee Stadium.

My first game.

We are going in this long, dark tunnel underneath the stands

and I am holding his hand and we come up out

of the tunnel into the light.

It was huge.

How green the grass was.

Brown dirt.

And that green copper roof, remember?

We had a black and white TV,

so this was the first game I ever saw in color.

I sat there the whole game with my dad.

He taught me how to keep score.

Mickey hit one out.

- Good day.

- And I still have the program.

- All right, what was the worst day you ever had?

- Worst day?

A couple of years ago, Barbara finds a lump.

- What?

- Jesus.

- Yeah, it scared the shit out of me.

- You never said anything.

- Yeah, well, you know, it turned out to be nothing.

But that whole day was...

- Yeah, but that was a good day.

- How?

- Because it turned out to be nothing.

- Yeah, but the whole day until then was horrible.

- Yeah, but it came out good.

You are a real pessimist,

you know that?

I don't know how Barbara can tolerate it.

- Yeah.

- All right, I got one.

My best day.

- This isn't the one about Arlene

and that loose step, is it?

- No-

No, my wedding day.

- What?

- Yeah.

Remember that day?

Outdoor wedding.

Arlene looked great.

Those water pills really worked.

You guys were all smiling at me.

And my dad, in the front, gives me a little wink, you know?

I mean, he's not the warmest of men, but he winked.

You know, I was the first one of us

to get married and have a real job

and I remember thinking, "I am grown up."

You know?

"I am not a fool anymore, I made it."

I felt like a man.

It was the best day of my life.

- What was your worst day?

- Every day since is a tie.

- All right, Ed, your best day.

What is it, twins and a trapeze?

What? - No, I don't want to play.

- Come on, we did it.

- I don't feel like it.

- Okay.

- I'm 14 and my mother and father are fighting again.

You know, because she caught him again.

Caught him.

This time, the girl drove by the house to pick him up.

And I finally realized he was not just cheating on my mother,

he was cheating on us.

So I told him.

"We don't love you.

"I will take care of my mother and my sister.

"We don't need you anymore."

And he made like he was going to hit me, but I did not move.

Then he turned around and he left.

Never bothered us again.

But I took care of my mother and my sister from that day on.

That's my best day.

- What was your worst day?

- Same day.

He gets the sign from Berra.

He gets the sign from Berra, the pitch.

Rolling, rolling, rolling

Keep the cattle rolling

Man, my ass is swollen

Rawhide. Get them up, move them out

Wake them up, get them dressed

I Get them shaved, comb their hair, rawhide

Tie me down, tell me lies

Pull my hair, smack my thighs

With a big wet strap of rawhide

- What is he doing?

Oh, I am walking alone.

- He is drunk, the old shit head.

- Where did he get the liquor? - How do I know that?

God dammit, we better get him out of there.

- Is that a happy face?

- He is nuts.

- Stop!

Jeff, get him!

- Cookie!

- He is throwing our food.

- Well, we will... - We will what?

We will order out?

- He is headed for the ravine.

- I am sure he sees it.

- Jump!

- What can you say about Skyrocket and Buttercup?

- Don't say anything. Let's just get out of here.

- Wait, let us just recap what we have buried so far

on this trip.

Trail boss, two horses--

- I can not believe we buried horses.

- Well, the impact really drove them into the ground.

We just covered them up with some dirt.

- How we going to move the food and the tents?

- The tents roll up.

We can pack enough food in our saddlebags to get us there.

- Okay.

Let's do it.

- The problem is Cookie.

Let us not forget his legs are broken.

- Oh, God, they are going to shoot him.

I know it, they are going to shoot him.

- Now, we put Cookie on this litter

so we could get him out of here.

me and T.R. will stay with you and the herd.

We will traverse some rough mountain country.

There's a town, it's about half a day's ride.

I can draw a map.

Somebody must take Cookie.

Volunteers?

- I guess Steve and I should go.

- Why?

- Because he's injured we have medical training.

- Dad, but we are dentists!

what can we do ... Clean his teeth?

- We have a better chance of helping him, son.

- But you are having fun.

- Ride with me.

It will still be fun, huh?

- That's really good of you, Ben, Steve.

- Yeah, thanks a lot,

that's great. - Thank you.

- Thanks, Ben.

- Good luck.

- Thank you, Dr. Jessup, that's...

- We would have gone, but...

- Good.

I will make up that map.

- Hey, look!

I found where Cookie was hiding his whiskey.

- You old coot.

- Hey, Jeff!

- Should we do something?

- Let them have their fun,

then they will sleep it off.

- Drink.

- I knew it, I knew we could not trust these guys.

- I said, "Tennis camp."

You said, "Let's drive cattle."

- Wait a minute, I have an idea.

- Look at this.

- Norman.

Norman.

- What are they doing with Norman?

- Mitch!

Mitch, come on out and play.

- Don't go out there.

- do you think, I am crazy?

- Mitch, do you like calf brains?

- This is over a cow.

- Here's your last chance.

- They will not hurt me. There are too many witnesses.

- Please be careful.

- They just want to embarrass me.

So I will let them.

Norman, have you been bothering the cowboys again?

You know, you raise them, you try

to teach them right from wrong,

but they learn these things from their friends.

it's the school systems.

You cannot play, mister.

These cows today, huh?

- You pansy ass bastard.

- Are you talking to me or Norman?

- You shit nosed little faggot.

- Oh, me?

- Listen, guys, we have a group of people here

who came out for a good time,

and, it's been a bit strange.

But we rely on you to get us through this.

So I'm asking you, please,

why don't you just go and sleep it off, huh?

- Sleep this off!

- Put the gun down!

Put down the goddamn gun!

- Phil.

- I will not let him bully us anymore.

My father in law is a bully.

- Phil.

- I hate bullies!

Because a bully does not just bash you.

He takes away your dignity.

- Phil!

- I hate that.

I really hate that.

- Sorry.

All right, you two assholes, go sleep it off!

And let us have some peace

and quiet around here!

I am tired!

I have been under a lot of stress.

I lost my wife.

I lost my job.

And have some sort of rash from the bushes.

- Are you okay?

- Yeah.

- Phil, thanks.

That was amazing.

- What?

- You know, uh...

- Oh, that.

Yeah.

- Why don't you put the gun down, Phil?

- Oh, no, you don't have to worry.

I know how to handle a gun.

I used to keep one at the store.

You know, you lock up late at night,

there is a lot of cash around.

You must make sure that the register totals match the cash

and cheques and the coupons and then you have the order forms

to fill out for the next day.

You have to check the stock.

I mean, there is much to do there.

It is a very responsible job.

- Oh, Phil.

Come on, Phill.

Come on, man, it's not that bad.

-I am at a dead end.

I'm almost 40 years old, I have wasted my life.

- Yeah, but now you got a chance to start over.

You know?

Phil, remember when we were kids?

And we would be playing ball and the ball would get stuck up

in a tree or something?

And we would yell, "Do over!", huh?

- Yeah.

- Your life is a do over.

You got a clean slate.

- I got no place to live.

I'm go bankrupt in the divorce

because I committed adultery.

So I might never even see my kids again.

I'm alone.

How does that slate look now?

- Well, the fun continues.

They are gone.

- Who?

- Jeff and T.R.

They ran away.

- They jumped on their horses and took off.

- They probably thought we would get them in trouble.

- yes we would.

- Does anybody know how to get to our destination?

- So we are talking death?

- No, wait, Ben and Steve might send some help

- Maybe they will not.

when they left, we were still reasonably okay.

- Still, they might.

- Might?

We are risking our lives on Might!

- Let's not get hysterical here, okay?

Calm down.

for four days, we have travelled in this direction.

I think we go in that direction.

-that is a little vague

- Curly said there was a river and a valley.

We will do the best we can.

- So you believe we can drive this herd?

- Herd?

Are you delirious?

We leave the herd.

We will go faster without them.

- Well, yeah, but there's no pasture land up here.

There's no water.

I don't think they can survive up here.

- Well, not to sound cold hearted, but so what?

No, I mean, they give us a trail boss with a coronary,

they give us a bunch of drunks,

and we are supposed to worry about the cattle?

You are a nicer person than I am.

- No, you are right.

- Look, the rest of you go ahead.

I will move the herd.

- What are you talking about?

- I am saying I think I can bring in the herd.

- No, you can't.

What, are you crazy?

You could not even manage your stores.

You had to bring in your cousin.

- Mitch, you were right about all the weekend warrior shit.

The war games, the parachuting.

That was all bullshit.

But this is real.

This is really happening.

No rules, no games.

Just, can I do it?

- It is a game.

It's your regular game, Ed, don't you see it?

Am I better than my father?

Well, you are, okay?

- Look, I need to do this.

- It's impossible.

- I will do it with you.

- Phil.

Phil...

You have, one day food and water remaining.

- We will be all right.

- Maybe you will not.

- Well, maybe we will, Mitch.

Why don't you just accept

that maybe you don't know what we are going through?

- I know exactly what you are going through.

And you think that bringing in this herd

Will make all the broken pieces

of your life come together?

- Hey, you don't want to do it, don't do it.

We want to do it.

- I'm not doing it.

- Don't do it.

I'm not asking you to do it.

- You have been talking me

Enjoy doing stuff like this my whole life,

and I am not doing this!

- What, are you deaf?

I'm not asking you to do it!

- Great!

- Come on, Phil.

- It's crazy.

We will ride out together tomorrow morning, without the herd.

They can do whatever they want.

- Come on, we have cattle to move.

-Hey, hey, hey, hey!

What are you doing?

- I'm not listening to you!

- Fine, listen to the cows, then.

- Goddamn cattle drive! - Just do your job!

- Don't tell me, I'm not listening to you anymore.

- Listen to the cows!

- Come on, you damn little doggies!

Move it! - Come on, let's go!

Hey, stop that!

Cut that out!

- Phil, what are you doing?

- They are not cooperating.

This is like herding my children.

- You take those, I will take these.

- Hey, hey, come back here!

Hey, stop!

Stop it!

Stop!

Get back here!

Ah, the hell with you!

Who needs you, anyway?!

What the heck!

How did I do that?

Hey, Mitch!

It's Mitch!

Mitch the Kid!

- Curly said there is nothing like bringing in the herd.

- Nice hat, partner.

Come on.

- Hey, there's my little man.

Sorry I was late, but there was so much traffic.

Let's go.

There is nothing to be ashamed of, I had the same problem.

- Did you feel stupid?

I mean...

Didn't you feel inadequate?

-Yeah, for a while, but then I overcame it.

Can I explain it you again?

I mean, promise me you won't get upset.

- Okay.

It's not going to do any good.

- Okay.

If you want to watch one show,

but record another show at the same time,

the television set does not have to be on channel three.

- It does.

- No, it doesn't. - It does.

- No, if you are watching what you are recording,

then it has to be on three.

- Wait, the TV or the machine?

- The TV.

- You say I can record something

I am not even watching?

- Yes, that's the point.

You don't even need a TV to record.

- How would I see it?

- Well, to see it, you need a TV, but--

- Shut up.

Just shut up!

He doesn't get it!

He'll never get it.

It's been four hours.

The cows can tape something by now.

Forget about it, please!

- How do you do the clock?

- You are dead.

You are dead!

Let's go!

Come on, Norman, keep up, boy, keep up!

stay with the class.

Come on, boy!

- Oh, shit.

- What do we do now?

- Like I should know?

- Come on, let's keep the herd together.

- Yeah, let's go.

Norman, hello!

Let's go, Norman.

Norman, what are you, Gene Kelly?

Let's go.

Ah!

Whoa, whoa, easy, boy, easy boy!

Move it!

Go, go!

- We are doing great, guys.

We are driving them.

- Oh, that's perfect.

We are lost, but we're making good time.

- This is the way, guys.

I can feel it.

- Is there a way around?

- That could be 100 miles.

It could take days.

- Is this supposed to be here?

- There is probably an easy place to cross, but we missed it.

- This could be the easy place!

- Oh, God.

- Look, we did the best we could.

Let's just leave the herd and get the hell out of here, huh?

- No-

A cowboy doesn't leave his herd.

- You are a sporting goods salesman!

- Not today.

Easy.

Okay.

I'm going to lean back.

I started this, and I'm going to finish it.

I'm going to finish it.

It's fast, but it's not deep.

Come on, bring them down!

Come on!

Let's go!

- Oh, God.

- Oh, yeah, oh, yeah!

Move it, move it, move it!

Come on.

Come on.

Yeah.

- Come on!

Come on!

- Come on, move!

Move it!

Come on!

- Come on, move it!

- Move it, cow, come on!

Whoa!

Shit!

Come on!

Come on, let's move it!

Get over there.

- Come on!

- Come on, boys!

Come on, now.

Move it!

cow!

- Go, baby!

Go, baby!

- Phil, I'm 39 and I am saying moo cow in a river.

Do you believe this?

- We did it!

- Hey!

- come on!

come on!

Yeah, baby, woo, woo!

Here we go!

- Norman!

Oh, God.

Come on, come on.

Yeah!

Whoa!

Norman!

Norman!

Norman!

Norman!

Norman!

Got you.

Help!

- Oh, my God.

Mitch!

Hey, Ed!

- Help!

Help me!

- Oh, no!

- Mitch!

- Oh, Shit!

- Mitch!

Mitch!

- I'm coming!

I'm coming!

- Help, help!

- I got you, I got you!

Come on, come on!

Come on, come on!

Come on, come on, come on!

- I have got you.

I have got you.

- Give me your hand!

Give me your hand!

- You are crazy.

You talk about me, but you are crazy.

- You could have been killed!

- We almost lost you, pal.

- Nice catch.

It was like Mays in the 1954 World Series.

- Vic Wertz. - Vic Wertz.

- Let's bring them in.

- Great gobs of goose shit!

- It's them!

Ira, Ira, camera, camera!

- Yahoo!

Yeah!

- Come on!

Yeah!

- Yeah!

- Mitch!

- Yahoo!

- Hey, the drinks!

- Way to go, guys.

- All right.

- You did great.

- Oh, Lordy, Lord, Lord.

- Here's your herd.

- I'm telling you, I'm as happy as a puppy with two peters.

We had a search party out looking for you boys.

- They didn't find us.

- Unbelievable!

Bunch of tender feet bringing in a herd like that.

Two weeks ago, you boys were as worthless as hen shit

on a pump handle.

And look at you now.

I am giving your money back!

Oh, this one is on me.

- Now you're talking, Clay!

- Hey, uh-- - That's right.

- Instead of the money, you think

that my dad and I could come back

and take the cattle back to New Mexico?

- Really, son?

- Ordinarily, that would be great,

but this herd is not going back.

- What do you mean?

- I'm getting top dollar from the meat company.

- You mean these cows are...

- I thought you just moved them back and forth?

- Usually do, but prices are sky high,

and I can't pass it up.

Look, folks, it's not like any

of them have a lot to live for.

They don't have much of a life, anyway.

- Neither does Phil, but we are not prepared to eat him.

- That's right.

- This is our business, son.

This is not an endangered species.

It's what these animals are bred for.

All that meat under cellophane in the supermarket,

where do you think that comes from?

Come on, fellows, just relax.

You have done real good, cowboys.

Let's get some grub.

- Bet you guys could use a nap?

You look dirty.

- Did you mean that, son?

- Yeah, we'll come back that's great.

- These cows trusted us.

- They trusted us?

They don't even know us!

They followed us because we yelled

They are cattle.

- What?

- I' have got to stop being a idiot.

You know, you were right, Mitch.

My life is a do over.

It's time to get started.

- I hope I can help.

- I'm going to go home

and I will get Kim pregnant.

- I hope I can help.

- Oh, Mitch the Kid is in trouble.

What about you?

- You going to be okay?

- Yeah, because I know what he meant.

- Who?

- Curly.

I know what this is.

- What?

- That's what you have to figure out.

- I'm going to punch you, pal.

- No, that's what it is.

It's something different for everybody.

It's whatever is important to you.

For me, when I was in the river,

I was only thinking about one thing.

All that other stuff just went away.

Only one thing really matters to me.

- Dad!

- Daddy, you're home!

- Oh, God.

- I love you.

- These faces.

I missed these faces.

- We missed you too, Dad.

- It's no fun without you.

- Hey, friends.

Next year, the North Pole.

- What?

- We hire dog sleds and we follow the same route

as Admiral Byrd.

- Uh huh.

Next Tuesday, coffee and cake.

- Better.

Come here.

- Hey, Phil!

Do you need a ride?

- No, thanks, I got a cab.

- So, how are you?

- Good.

Things are good.

Look what I found.

- that is nice.

Where was it?

- Colorado.

I mean, it's always the last place you look.

- Mitch, I have been thinking.

If you really hate your job, why not get out of there?

We will be all right.

- No-

I will not quit my job.

I will do it better.

I will do everything better.

- Everything?

- See?

- Oh, I missed you.

- I missed you, too.

- Let's go home.

- Today is my best day.

- Mr. Robbins!

- Yeah, right here.

This is great.

There you go, thanks.

- What, did you get a dog?

- We got a dog? - All right!

- Come on, little man.

Everyone, this is Norman.

- It is a cow.

- Uh, he is a calf, actually.

- Mitch!

Are you going to put him in the van?

- Oh, yeah, and then the den.

- Mitch, you are not going

to take him home.

- See, kids, he just said hello.

Well, just for a little while.

Then we will put him in a petting zoo,

so he can be with your mother.

- I am joking.

I am just joking! - All right.

- All right.

Okay, seat belts, Norman, seat belts.

- Mitch!

- I hope you went to the bathroom, mister.

We got a long ride.

- Mitch.

- Let's go home.

Ah!

Where did my heart go

When did it lose the way

How did I let

You slip away

Why is it so hard to say

Words that might touch you

Make you believe that I am

More than it seems

That I am today

I can run

But I can't hide

All these dreams

That I keep inside

Now, it is going to take a while

But I must learn to smile

Again

Once it was easy

I never had to try

I never had

To say a lie ‘

Never thought I would see you cry

But now I know better

I must find a way

I do not want to hear you say

Goodbye

I can run

But I can not hide

All these dreams

That I keep inside

Now, it's going to take a while

But I have got to learn to smile

Again

I have got to find the smile

That fills your heart with laughter

I don't want to find a way

To get along after you

I want to be the man

That you knew

Now it will take a while

But I must to smile

Again