All language subtitles for What.We.Do.in.the.Shadows.S03E03.WEBRip.x264-ION10 (1)

There's nothing
more addictive than success.

You've tasted it.

You'll never going to be able
to live without it.

[SCREAMING]

NADJA:
Nandor!

Nandor! [groans]

Where the fuck is Nandor?

Nandor has taken to

slipping away from the house
at odd times recently.

Which is very annoying for me,

'cause, unfortunately,

I need his help with
an extremely crucial task:

updating the Vampiric Council's
website.

I don't even know
what a website is.

I thought it was
something to do with spiders.

Not tonight, huh, guys?

LASZLO: Nandor's behavior
has been very odd of late.

Privacy, please!

PRODUCER:
Nandor. Nandor...

But I think I know why.

He's been disappearing

to the penny pornos.

Penny porno is a room in town

where men pay a cent
to sit next to each other

and whack off.
Why would he lie about that?

I wouldn't care; I'd tell
everyone that's where I go.

In fact,
I've just come back from there.

GUILLERMO:
I honestly have no idea
where he's been going.

Knock, knock. Coming in.

I should know where's he at
at all times. I'm his bodyguard.

Rise and shine,

sleepy-- [shrieks]

And that is not Nandor.

I honestly have no idea
where he's going.

COLIN:
So we've decided to follow him.

Me, personally,

I couldn't give a shit
where he goes.

But I don't want
the others to think

that I'm not down to clown
at the drop of a hat.

-[Nandor groaning]
- GUILLERMO: Do you hear that?

That's definitely him.

NADJA:
Why would he come to a hotel?

-[Nandor grunting]
- Whoa.
-[shrieks]

Sounds like he's in distress.

You'd better break
the door down.

-[grunting, yelling]
- No, because it sounds--

- It could be something else.
- Bodyguard, break the door down.

Okay. Everyone stand back.

[Guillermo grunts]

[Nandor and woman grunting]

Oh, hi, guys!

Remember Gail?
I am inside her right now.

Hi, Gail.
Nice to see you again.

- COLIN: Hey, Gail.
- Hey, guys!

- GUILLERMO: Okay. Everyone out.
- GAIL: Uh, yeah.

-[Nandor grunting]
-[Gail gasps]

["You're Dead"
by Norma Tanega playing]

♪ Don't sing if you want
to live long♪

♪ They have no use
for your song♪

♪ You're dead, you're dead,
you're dead♪

♪ You're dead
and out of this world♪

♪ Now your hope and compassion
is gone♪

♪ You sold out your dream
to the world♪

♪ Stay dead, stay dead,
stay dead♪

♪ You're dead
and out of this world.♪

♪

♪ Gail is coming tonight.♪

The cat's out the bag!

Your boy's in love.

Gail is coming over tonight and
everything has to be perfect.

♪

I have not always been

so lucky in love.

Of course,
there were my 37 wives,

but they mostly hated me.

Anyway, I had a dry spell

for about 200 years.

And then I met Gail.

We have been what
you might call off and on

over the past 30, 40 years.

But I simply cannot keep away.

Her hair smells
of tropical fruits,

her scalp of medication.

She lounges in T-shirts

bearing the image of
musical poet Robert Seger.

And her favorite brand of yogurt

is strawberry vanilla crunch.

[grunts]

Guillermo! Have you still got
that mini fridge?

Yes, you do!

- Great.
- My fridge.

What's-- What do you
need that for?

- What's all this shit?
- That's medicine.

I need to keep that
refrigerated-- It's fine.

The doctor said there might be
side effects if I don't.

- Don't be such a snowflake.
- Why do you need my fridge?

- Nice.
- What is going on?

That's a lot of yogurt.

- You don't eat yogurt.
- It's for Gail.

Gail.

Of course I'm happy for my
master. Why wouldn't I be?

But, as his bodyguard,
it is my job

to personally vet anyone
that he spends time with.

And that's exactly
what I'll do.

Nandor, we really need to make
a decision on these fonts.

I like Helvetica,

'cause it's the name of
one of the prostitutes

for the donkeys in my village
and we were friendly.

- What do you think?
- About what?

The fonts for
the Vampiric Council website.

I mean, we could do
Franklin Gothic,

but it's a bit on the nose.

Not now, Nadja, please.

Gail is coming over tonight.

NADJA:
Yes, we are familiar

- with Gail.
- Now you're taking a risk there,

'cause my wife hates Gail
more than anyone in the world.

I have no issue with Gail.

What I have a problem with

is every time her and Nandor
get back together,

she gets his hopes up

that he can turn her
into a vampire

and they can be together
for eternity.

And then she always says "no"

and then he always
gets heartbroken.

It's the same thing
over and over again

for the past 40 years.

It really breaks my heart
to see him like this.

All right, all right,
my darling.

I mean, we all know
you hate the woman.

That much is clear.

I like her!

Ah, I may as well tell you.

Oh... for fuck's sake.

Is that what I think it is?

No, it's not,
you little pervert.

It's an engagement ring.

I'm going to give it
to Gail this evening,

then I'm going to turn her
into a vampire,

then we are going to be
together for eternity.

NADJA:
Mm-hmm.

LASZLO:
He's been down there for hours,

desperately trying
to find out what he can

about the origin
of energy vampires.

Between you and I, though,

I wouldn't normally spend
this much time with him,

but I figured the quicker
he gets on with it,

the quicker
he'll shut his mouth.

I mean, there's tons
of stuff down here

about regular vampires,

but almost nothing
about energy vampires.

Ha-Have you found anything?

Bat!

[squeaking]

So what am I looking for,
exactly?

I'm not sure.

- Could take years, though.
- What the hell is that?

COLIN:
What-- What?

- LASZLO: That book.
- Just another book. I...

No, no, no, no.

This particular book.

[chair scrapes]

Cornelius Dong's Adventures

-in the Boner Brigade.
- Exactly.

That never came out in hardback.

Which means it's a fake.

[latch clacks hollowly]

-[gears grinding]
- COLIN: What the fuck?

LASZLO:
Shit.

My jalopy!

- Your-- your what?
- Here she is.

I-I didn't even know
you could drive.

Well, I can.

I-I'm an excellent driver.
Rain Man.

-[chuckles]
- You are?

Well, that's handy,
'cause I'm not.

And I'm banned, which is why
it's been impounded.

The Vampiric Council
confiscated my beloved jalopy

to punish me for transporting
miners across state lines.

I always wondered
where they hid it away

and it's been right under
my nose the entire time.

What else do you want to know?

One Yoplait here
and then two up there.

How did you get this ring?

I killed some virgins
the other night,

and one was wearing
a promise ring.

I guess that's one promise
he's going to keep.

-[chuckling]
- NADJA: Ugh.

You desecrated a corpse.

Oh, who even knows what counts

with young people these days?

-[doorbell rings]
- She's here!

[Nadja groans]

-[exhales]
- Yeah, you're right. [laughs]

You're not gonna get him
to focus on anything

for the Council,
not while Gail's around.

And I totally agree.

Agree with what?
I didn't say anything.

Oh, come on. We all know
that you kind of think

that Gail is a little bit
of a big-time bitch.

I don't dislike Gail!

Why does everyone think
I dislike Ga--

It's because we're women.
That is so...

Put your differences aside
and just talk to her,

- woman to woman.
- About what?

Look, I just don't want

to see Nandor get hurt.

What am I sitting on?

GUILLERMO:
Oh. I'll take care of that,
don't worry.

Shame it wasn't his face.

Ah. Is this good? Here? Whoa.

A fireplace. [laughs]

Romantic.

["Night Moves"
by Bob Seger playing]

[Nandor vocalizing]

GAIL:
Nandor's an acquired taste,
I'd say.

Like sardines, maybe.

Like, you're not sure
that you're gonna like 'em,

and then you try 'em

and then you eat, like,
five, six cans a day

for a month straight
and then suddenly

you're like, "Welp, I think
I'm sick of sardines now."

But then, a few years go by,
and you're like,

"How come I never
eat sardines anymore?"

-♪ Trying to make some♪
-[Nandor vocalizing]

-♪ Front page drive-in news...♪
[Nadja coughs] Oopsie.

[laughs] Sorry, I was

just, uh...
Didn't mean to, um...

NANDOR:
Oh, come in, come in.

We were just dancing in
between rounds of cunnilingus.

- Hello, Gail.
-[Nandor sighs happily]

How have you been?

Oh, you know. Fine.

My daughter, up in Rochester--

- you know, the one in marketing?
- So talented.

GAIL:
Oh, God.

Well, her ex is just taking
her to the cleaners.

And then this, on top of
the rain that we've been having,

- it's like, "Ah!" You know?
- NADJA: Ah.

Too much water.

- GAIL: Too much.
- You need a yogurt.

- I got your favorite.
- GAIL: Oh, boy.

- A yogurt!
-[Nandor vocalizing]

-LASZLO: You like that?
- COLIN: I do like that.

Nice, hey? Feel her curves.
She's a beaut.

Ah, yeah. What's it run on?

Petrol and coal.

- Hybrid.
- You might say.

It's called a Stutz Laszlo.

They only made four.
They gave one to Henry Ford

and then he gave his one
to his hero, Mussolini.

That... seems about right.

- Right.
-[engine sputters]

-[revs]
- Whoa-ho!

- Did you hear that?
- Yeah.

Come on, man,
let's go for a ride.

We can go wherever you want.

Montenegro,
Cote d'Azur.

- You name it.
- Buffalo?

Let's do it.

Yeah, all right.

- Yes! Now we're talking.
- Sounds kind of fun.

- A little adventure.
- Yeah.

COLIN:
Energy vampires love
a good road trip.

I, myself, always have
my mix ready to go.

25 "Hey There Delilahs."

Oh, and I have my trail mix.

Not to eat, of course,

but to shove into
the crevices of the seats.

Shit. I'm gonna need you
to help me get it out of here.

Okay, just come back,
just a little.

What's the problem?

Um, there's a block down here.
Let me get it.

-[screeching]
-[Colin screaming]

[Colin coughs]

What the hell?

- Did I get you?
- Did you get-- Yeah.

I have no reflection
in the rearview mirror.

You don't, but I do. I reflect.

Okay.

Don't think the room
is big enough.

- I don't think
we can get it out.
- I think they

built this around the car.

It was built around it?

Around the car!

- I-I have a crazy idea.
- What?

- Are you in?
-[engine banging]

- Right.
- What?

No! [grunts]

Shit. Sorry, man.
Did I get you?

-[choking]: Back up.
- Do what?

Back up.

I don't know if it can do that.

Reverse, you shithead.

[quietly]:
I wanted to ask Gail something,

but I wanted to go
and get something

that I want to give her
when I ask her that something,

so maybe if you just stay here
and keep her company,

I can go and do that

and maybe towel off
my, uh, face and genitals.

Uh... Fine.

- Yes? Thank you.
-[chuckles] Yes.

I'll leave you guys to it;
I'll be back in a sec.

Thank you. Oh, Guillermo!

Have you seen my genital towel?

- Guillermo.
- Ah!

We're just-- we're just
watching Twilight, see?

- Where is the ring?
- What?

The ring in the box! For Gail.

- Is this it?
- Give me that!

And I am borrowing this towel.

That's my favorite sweater.

- LASZLO: It's simple.
- Mm? All right.

We take the car apart here,

move it outside,
then reassemble it there.

How long did you own this car
before it was taken from you?

- About ten minutes.
- Oh. Then-- All right.

LASZLO:
I haven't spent much time
with Colin Robinson

in the past,
for the main, obvious reason

that he's incredibly
fucking dull.

If you buy a German car,

you're basically
supporting the Nazi party.

LASZLO:
I don't know. Maybe

I've gone soft in my old age,

but I've noticed that
he looks a bit lonely.

I thought I'd spend
some time with him.

I mean, you could call it
my good deed.

You're not masturbating,
are you?

COLIN:
You know, I've never really

spent much time
with Laszlo before.

With Nadja being away so much
with her Council duties,

I've decided to take pity
on the poor guy.

I-I think
he just needs a friend.

You've got to keep notes
as I'm talking,

otherwise it'll all go to shit.

Well, I'm trying to keep up

with all these parts
you're making up.

- What is this?
- I don't know.

A wiggabuhbiggle is
what you called it.

The man knows his cars.

Yeah, actually, I used to think

that my parents
were energy vampires,

but I-I don't know anymore.

My dad was really dynamic
and outgoing,

kind of a RuPaul type,

but in the '20s.

And my mom, I...

I don't really remember
my mom anymore.

[clangs]

Did you mum die
when you were young?

Nah, she was just boring.
Still is.

Is this the bonus pile
or is that?

I'll be honest.
At this point,

I don't think it really matters.

- I had a mother once.
- Oh?

What-what was she like?

No idea.
I was raised by my nanny,

who used to make me
learn Latin in the nude.

- Oh.
- I quite liked it.

♪

[glass shatters]

[cloth ripping]

- Oh. Are you leaving?
- Yeah. It's getting late

and I really want to get
back to my condo

for Grey's Anatomy.

I think Nandor is going
to ask you something

stupid, pathetic, and, uh,
get rejected again, as usual.

[laughs] Nandor knows
that Thursday nights

are for the gals.

Meaning me and Meredith Grey.

But, uh, tonight is,
uh, Saturday.

It's what?

Tonight is not Thursday,
tonight is Saturday.

Excuse me, sweetie,
you are on my slacks.

Oh. I just think Nandor
will be down

- in just a little, tiny,
one little moment...
- I gotta go.

Gail! Wait! Oh, I want to talk
to you about Nandor.

We can have a
girlie to girlie conversation.

- There's not a lot
to talk about, really.
- Gail!

Wait. Wait! There is a bloody
plunket of a man upstairs

who has feelings, and those
feelings are going to get hurt

and then we will never
choose a font!

- Gail!
-[distorted voice]:
Get away from me!

-[growls]
- Gail?

[howling]

[growling, groaning]

Fuckin' hell. Oh!

So many nipples.

[snarls]

Shoo! Shoo!

[roars]

Oh, Nandor, what have you done?

I'll be completely honest
with you,

I've never done an actual
car reassembly before.

- Yeah, no shit, my beauty.
-[horn honks]

What the fuck, you two?

Do you know what kind of
damage you've done

to some of our
most priceless artifacts

with this jackass stunt
of yours?

A good evening to you, too.

- We may have bumped
into a few things.
-[scoffs]

You shattered
the crystal blood chalice

of Vlad the Impaler himself!

You left an enormous dent in
the sarcophagus of Amon-Ra,

- and you tore
the Shroud of Urine!
- COLIN: Wait, wait.

There's a Shroud of Turin
in there?

No. The Shroud of Urine.

It is a completely
different thing

and even more valuable.

And it is ruined!

What you're failing
to understand

is the ball ache that
we both had trying to get this

from inside there to out here.

That would make
a lot of sense to me,

if there wasn't
a giant red button.

[alarm blares]

Ah, the magic of
mechanical garage doors.

COLIN:
Yeah, okay.
But how were we supposed to see

the big red button
when we were inside?

You're right.
A couple of idiots inside

couldn't see
the other red button?

That says "push to open"?

- Fuck it!
-[alarm blares]

Have fun! I've got to go call
the insurance people!

They're gonna rip me apart.

Well, I think I'm gonna
head home and do my research

- from there for a while.
- No, hang on.

I can give you a lift,
if you like.

- Yeah, sure, that sounds fun.
-[chuckles]

You'll have to top her up,
though.

-Can do.
-[chuckles]

LASZLO:
Right.

- You ready to roll?
- Yeah.

[horn honks]

- Let's do it.
-[engine sputters]

[sputtering]

[screaming]

Shit.

[screaming]

Just kidding. I'm fine.

I'm fine.
It's just a little fire.

[laughs]

NADJA:
Honestly, of all the things!

You have really pissed all over
our pips this time, Nandor.

Okay, yes. My Gail happens
to be a werewolf.

-[hisses]
- But when we met,
she was still human.

She's only recently been turned
in a werewoman.

Which is the proper term
for a female werewolf.

And you knew this,
and you didn't tell us.

- Well...
- I defended that woman

against my wife's jealousy.

I don't dislike Gail!

But this, me old chap,
is a bridge too far.

Are you insinuating

that I would do it with her
while she is in wolf form?

Because I did,
but I was in bat form.

And it was exclusively
hand stuff.

We are the leaders
of the Vampiric Council.

How do you think it looks
that one of our own

is porking our mortal enemy!?

Guillermo,
say something, please!

Oh, no, don't get me
in the middle of this.

I just want whatever makes
my master happy.

NANDOR:
Correct answer, Guillermo.

It's not gonna last.

Does it not bother you
that she's strung you along

for 40 years over
becoming a vampire

and the moment a werewolf
shows her his lipstick,

she lets him turn her
into a werewoman?

Being a werewolf is not a crime!

The only crime that my Gail is
guilty of is stealing.

Stealing my heart.

[Doll Nadja groans,
speaks foreign language]

-[Nadja Doll groans]
- NANDOR: Come on, guys. Just...

come with me and meet her
and her clan

and we can mingle together.

Come see that werewolves
ain't so bad.

- I'm in.
- Thank you, Colin Robinson.

- That's one. Laszlo?
- NADJA: Traitor!

- Fine.
- That's two.

- Laszlo!
- I make...
- NANDOR: Nadja...

Oh.

I know that you have some

personal differences with Gail.

It's only natural, as a woman...

I don't dislike her
because she's a woman, okay?

Okay, then.
Woman, werewoman, whatever.

A lot of women these days

are leaning into each other.

It's like a thing now.

This could be you
and this could be Gail.

I am not going to do
trust exercises with a dog.

Please?

- For me?
- Fine.

- I'll go.
- Yeah!

♪

Okay, now, look;
we're not here to cause trouble,

we're just here to,
you know, be nice.

And nonconfrontational.

- Hi, werewolves!
-[low growling]

Well, well.
If it isn't the Addams Family.

Um... greetings.

-[horn honks]
- Car! Car!
- Hey...

[indistinct shouting]

Car.

Sorry about making you jump
off the Circuit City

the last time we were
all together.

-[grunts]
- ANGE: Toby!

- WEREWOLF: Oh, what the hell?
- LASZLO: Well-played.

It's a protocol thing.
It's not personal.

Hello again. Hi.

-[snarling]
- Nice to-- What the...

NANDOR:
Nadja, you must never approach

a werewolf when they are eating.
Sorry about that.

I'm so sorry.

Uh, can we start again?

NANDOR:
Yes.

Uh, I'm Chad.

Uh, you remember Ange. Yeah.

Dougie. Toby.

- Hello again. Hi.
-[growls]

- Oh, for fuck's sake!

- Michael!
- I knew this was a bad idea.

No, no, no.
It's a very good idea.

Please, guys.
I haven't even seen Gail yet.

Well, is that her over there?

With that werewolf?

[kissing, moaning]

GAIL:
Anton is a guy

that I date sometimes
who happens to be

a werewolf, and he happened
to turn me into a werewolf, too.

I'm not super serious
with Anton.

- Guillermo!
- Excuse me.

-[chatting, laughing]
- Excuse me.

- Excuse me!
-[growls]

Allow me to introduce myself.

My name's
Guillermo de la Cruz

and I'm the official bodyguard

of that vampire right there.

Hi.

[growling]

And...?

Ay...

Not only am I his bodyguard,

I am also his heart guard.

You just reminded me
of something.

Guys, did we remember

to take
our Heartgard this month?

- Oh.
- You got to remember

- to take your Heartgard, or...
- I took it. I took it.

-...you're gonna get worms.
- We'll get worms.

ANTON:
All right?

Oh, Jesus.

I always knew
we couldn't trust your kind.

Well, I always knew
we couldn't trust your kind.

-[hisses]
- And I always knew

we couldn't trust your kind.

-[hissing]
- Yes, and I, too, always knew...

Okay, enough.

We get it.
Nobody trusts each other.

The only way to resolve this

is a free-for-all.

To the death. [hisses]

-[growling]
- GUILLERMO: No. Stop. Stop.

There's a better way
to resolve your differences.

Yeah?

Twilight style.

- COLIN: What's that?
- GUILLERMO: The... the movie.

Tw-Twilight...

You know what I'm saying.
Twilight.

We should just play kickball.

Kick--
Everyone knows kickball.

- LASZLO: I'll kick your balls.
- Never heard of it.

-[whooping]
- NADJA: Come on, Nandor!
You can do it!

- Nandor!
-[indistinct shouting]

I hope you're not feeling
too tired,

'cause I can go all night!

-[whoops]
-[whoops]

Oh, I'm sure Gail's
completely satisfied

with your tiny little bat dick.

NANDOR:
I'll give you a bat dick!

[yells]

I mean, proportionally,
it is quite normal, but

it is slightly teensy
and ineffective.

I mean, it's a bat dick.

You know?

-[shouting]
-[grunts]
- GAIL: Go!

Go!

Ah! Ah!

NANDOR:
Come on, Laszlo!

Use the weight
of your penis, darling.

You ready, Dick Jagger?

- Go now!
-[grunts]

Bat!

NADJA:
Go, Laszlo! Go!

-[squeaking]
-[indistinct shouting]

["Supermassive Black Hole"
by Muse playing]

Where did he go?

I think he's flown home.

- NANDOR: Laszlo?
-[cheering]

ANTON:
No! No!

-[cheering]
- Animal form is cheating!

Come on, werewolves,
you're slacking!

-[growling]
-♪ You're the queen
of superficial...♪

NADJA:
Give me the ball.
Give it to me.

Get away from me, dog.

[growls]

- Anton, go!
- GUILLERMO: Pretend the ball

- is Gail's head!
- I don't dislike Gail!

[grunts]

[screams]
That was an accident!

- Shit.
- NADJA: No, I-I did

look out for her!
Stop filming!

- It was an accident!
- NANDOR: Gail!
- ANTON: My Gail!

- Oh...
- NADJA: I really like her
Please don't film me.

I like this woman.

You kicked a ball in her head
and now she's dead!

- NADJA: Accidentally.
- My sweet Gail!

- Stand aside, werewolf!
-[grunts]

I know what to do.

[hisses]

Ow.

♪

Breathe. Yummy.

- Mmm...
-[Gail exhales]

Oh, yummy, yummy. Yes.

-[gasps]
- GAIL: What happened?

She's alive!

NADJA:
I didn't kill her.

- I didn't kill her.
- Where's my pocketbook?

NANDOR:
Can you stand?

- Can you stand?
- Of course I can stand.

I'm old, but I'm not an invalid.

- Oh...
- Hey, Gail.

Now that you are a vampire,

and we can spend
the rest of eternity together,

there is something
that I would like to ask you.

Gail Marie you-never-told-me-
your-last-name,

would you do me the honor

of being my vampire bride?

[laughing]:
Oh, Nandor.

Yeah, I was married before

and it is just...
it's just not for me.

-[groans]
- But, hey, you know,

maybe in 30 or 40 years

down the road, who knows?
I mean,

we have all eternity

to figure this out.

- That's ages, though.
- Yes. Listen.

Will you wait for me?

- Yes?
- Forever.

- Found your pocketbook.
- Oh!

All right, guys, I have

to fly to Buffalo
in the morning.

My daughter's promotion
fell through.

- Oh...
- And then, with the weather

that we've been having...

I mean, I really,

really need to get
to the airport early, okay?

COLIN:
Bye, Gail.

- Bye. Bye, guys.
- We love you. I like her.

- COLIN: Bye, Gail.
-[growling]

- Oh!
- Whoa.

NANDOR:
Careful of the fence!

-[groans, growls]
- Ah...

ANTON:
My sweet Gail!

NANDOR:
Farewell, my Gail.

♪ Night moves♪

NANDOR:
I don't want to click on this.

This is my first website,

and I think I did
a pretty good job.

NADJA:
Yeah.
Maybe a less exciting font.

- I don't like it.
- You don't like what?

- I...
-[horn honking]

NANDOR:
Is that what I think it is?

- NADJA: Oh!
- LASZLO: Fancy a ride?

Oh, I'll ride on you
anytime, my darling.

-[Nadja laughs]
- LASZLO: Come on!

- COLIN: How about me?
- NADJA: No, thank you.

- COLIN: Oh.
- Gail...

- LASZLO: Take my hand.
- NADJA: Lovely. I remember this.

♪ I remember, I remember...♪

- NADJA: Okay.
You can let go now.
- Okay.

- NANDOR: Is there room
for one more?
- There certainly is.

- GUILLERMO: For two more?
- You're going round the back.

-♪ Night moves♪
-♪ Ooh, working♪

-♪ Working and practicing♪
-♪ Night moves♪

♪ Working and practicing♪

-♪ Night moves♪
-♪ Oh, on the night moves...♪

- Ah...
- COLIN: All right, uh, everyone.

- Get buckled in.
-[engine rumbling]

- Close the door.
-[door closes]

Hold on to your butts!

NANDOR:
Wow, she can really move!

Can you honk the horn?

-[horn honks]
- Wait, wait, wait!

[screaming, clamoring]

- LASZLO: Hang on!
-[screaming]

-♪ Oh, I remember♪
-♪ Night moves♪

-♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I remember♪
-♪ Night moves♪

-♪ Oh...♪
-♪ Night moves♪

♪ I remember, yeah, I remember♪

-♪ Lord, I remember♪
-♪ Night moves♪

♪ Ah, ah...♪

♪ Ooh♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh...♪

-♪ Ooh...♪
-♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah♪

-♪ Ooh...♪
-♪ Oh, oh.♪

COLIN ROBINSON READING]

[COLIN ROBINSON CHUCKLING][UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

I wanna say one thing
to the American people.

I did not...

Have sexual relations
with that woman,

Miss Lewinsky.

MAN: My name's Archer.

Uh, I'm an egomaniac
who endangers every mission.

Also, I'm inebriated
almost 24 hours a day.

Lose the almost
and then take it again

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

WOMAN: There's been an event.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

The world over.

Everywhere, they're gone.

WOMAN 2: I, I just can't...

[MONKEY SCREECHING]

...Make sense of it.

How did he survive?

Why him?