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Episode 3

If you come down, I'll beat you ten times.

Don't stick your tongue out.

Auntie, I didn't want to get down.

I just wanted to learn your kung fu.

Can you teach me tomorrow?

Nothing is impossible.

Go to sleep and we'll discuss it tomorrow.

If you dare to come down again,

I'll double to beat you.

Thank you, Auntie.

I hit you. Why did you thank me?

Though you hit me, you felt sorry later.

You hit lighter and lighter.

What do you mean by feeling sorry?

If you go on like this, I'll hit harder.

I know well by my heart who treats me well.

Before I was born, my dad had died.

Mom was the only one who treated me well.

Later, my mom died too.

No one treated me well any more.

Later on, I met a weird man.

He was kind of crazy.

He made me call him dad.

So I called him godfather.

Though he was crazy,

he treated me well.

He fought for me and taught me Toad Kung Fu.

Though Toad Kung Fu sounds and looks bad,

it's useful.

I often use it to escape from dangerous times.

I'll show you what it's like.

Alright, don't practice it. Go to sleep.

Auntie, why don't you ask me?

Ask you about what?

Only when you ask me

can I continue telling you my story.

To tell or not is up to you. I won’t ask.

I'll tell even if you don't ask.

And then,

I met Uncle Guo and Aunt Guo.

They said they were good friends of my dad.

They took me to Peach Blossom Island.

So I went to Peach Blossom Island with them.

Peach Blossom Island is a beautiful place.

Xiuwen and Dunru lived there.

Uncle Guo treated me especially well.

But Aunt Guo didn't like me.

Until I had a fight with Xiuwen and Dunru.

Xiuwen and Dunru?

Who are they?

Auntie, you ask me finally.

They are brothers.

They

fawned on Uncle Guo's daughter, Guo Fu

and set themselves against me.

Once, they initiated a fight with me.

Aunt Guo never taught me any kung fu,

so I couldn't beat them.

At last, I used Toad Kung Fu.

Xiuwen got fainted.

Aunt Guo took a look.

She knew I used Toad Kung Fu.

She asked me who had taught me that.

They might have great grudge with my godfather.

I wouldn't tell her.

They decided to send me to True Way Sect.

Stop talking and go to sleep.

Auntie, you've hit me.

Will you tell me the advantage of this bed?

Don't you want to sleep?

Look! I can't sleep in the cold air.

Alright. I'm telling you.

This bed is made of ancient ice jade.

If you sleep on it to practice kung fu,

it helps attain inner kung fu.

Isn't this a stone?

The Founder spent 7 years

in the coldest area of the north pole

digging out the ice jade deep under the ice.

If you sleep on it to practice kung fu,

one year can attain a ten-year's result.

I let you sleep there

not to trick you.

I see this bed is really good.

At first, you'll

feel the extreme coldness.

But if you sleep on it to practice kung fu,

the kung fu you gain in the day won't lose

but doubles.

If you told me earlier,

I'd sleep on it even if I'd die of frost.

Then I could take revenge for granny earlier.

In the tomb, you have to cultivate yourself

and get rid of the idea of fighting with others.

You can't have moods either.

What kind of rules are these?

I can't even have moods.

No wonder after Granny Sun died,

you've never cried.

Everyone will die someday.

Today, if Granny Sun

hadn't been killed by Hao Datong,

a year or two later,

she would die naturally anyway.

Living a few years longer or shorter

makes no difference.

Don't talk about taking revenge any more.

Okay, I won't talk about it.

But when I've mastered kung fu well,

I'll take revenge for Granny Sun anyway.

Master,

if Miss Long won't come out for a day,

are we waiting for the whole day?

Master, please return to the Temple first.

I will wait here.

Once Miss Long comes out,

I'll pass on your message to her.

Alright.

Before Granny Sun died, she left you to me.

Today, in front of Granny Sun's coffin,

in front of Founder’s portrait,

I ask you

whether you want to have me as your master

and listen to me.

If you don't,

you may leave.

I'll take you as my master.

Though you don’t teach me kung fu, I'll still obey you.

This is our Founder.

Is she?

She's so young.

She was young when this portrait was drawn.

She wasn't young anymore later.

Then this one is my master.

Kneel and bow.

Spit at that one.

Who's that? What do I spit at him for?

He's Wang Chongyang of True Way Sect.

This is one of our rules.

After you join us, you need to spit at him.

He's Zhao Zhijing’s grandmaster.

Fine.

Pah! Pah! Pah!

That's enough.

Why did Founder hate him so much

that she made her disciples spit at him?

I don't know.

I hate him too.

Why doesn’t she simply destroy this portrait

but has it hung here?

I have no idea either.

But Founder used to say

no man in the world was good.

You're still young. You're not counted.

If you do bad things when you grow up,

you'll see whether I forgive you or not.

Of course you'll forgive me.

Now apprentice yourself to me.

I'll apprentice myself to you.

But you have to make me a promise.

Or I won't apprentice myself to you.

Since ancient times, when an apprentice is taken,

only the master makes requests.

Why do you ask so much from the master?

Forget it.

Tell me what it is.

I really respect you as my master by heart.

I'll do whatever you ask me to do.

But I won't address you as master,

but Auntie. Is that okay?

Why?

Because I've apprenticed myself

to that stupid Taoist of True Way Sect.

He treated me badly.

I cursed master in dreams.

I’m afraid that you’ll be incriminated when I curse.

So I won't address you as master but Auntie.

Alright. I promise you.

Alright.

Disciple Yang Guo

apprentices himself to Auntie.

From now on, Yang Guo will listen to Auntie.

If Auntie is in any danger,

Yang Guo will protect Auntie with his life.

If Auntie is bullied by bad guys,

Yang Guo will kill that guy.

That's it.

Auntie, what's our sect called?

Since Founder lived in this tomb,

we've never connected with anyone outside.

Our sect never has a name.

No name?

When Senior Li went out to the world,

people called her the disciple of Tomb Sect.

Then we'll be called Tomb Sect.

Tomb Sect? It doesn't sound nice.

It's just a name. No one cares how it sounds.

You wait for me here.

I'll go out for a while.

Auntie, Auntie,

where are you going? Let's go together.

Do you forget what you said?

You said you would listen to me forever.

You even don't listen to my first instruction.

I didn't mean that. I'm just scared.

Auntie, Auntie,

staying in such a large tomb alone,

I'm really frightened.

Being a real man, what are you afraid of?

You just said you'd beat bad guys for me.

Auntie, would you come back as soon as possible?

I'm not sure.

In case I couldn't catch them soon.

Who are you trying to catch?

The Founder is there?

No, no.

Right here.

The master of my master is here.

Granny Sun is here.

Miss Long!

Zhen Zhibing of True Way Sect

waits for Miss Long under master's order.

For what?

Yang Guo is closely connected to our Sect.

We hope Miss Long would return him.

Yang Guo doesn't like True Way Sect

and has apprenticed himself to me.

Granny Sun

asked me to care for him forever.

I can't return him to you.

Yang Guo has no connection to you from now on.

You came at the right time.

It saves me a trip to Chongyang Temple.

Here's the antidote.

Bring it back.

Have them taken it.

Auntie, Auntie,

Auntie,

I can't find the way.

Auntie, Auntie,

where are you, Auntie?

This place is so dark. I'm scared.

Auntie, Auntie, where are you?

Auntie, Auntie, Auntie,

where are you?

Auntie, Auntie, Auntie,

I can't get out of here.

Auntie.

Come to help me quickly.

Auntie...

What are you doing here?

Auntie, Auntie,

Auntie, I took the wrong way.

What are you crying for?

No, Auntie.

Auntie, this place is so dark.

How come you can see but I can't?

I grew up in the dark since I was young.

Naturally, I don't need light.

Auntie, Auntie.

Auntie, Auntie,

I was just so worried.

What were you worried about?

I could find you anyway.

I was not worried about this.

I was worried

you thought I fled

and would be sad.

If you fled,

I was not the one who broke the promise.

Why should I be sad?

Auntie, did you catch them?

Yes.

So you went to catch those stupid Taoists

for having a competition with me?

Taoist?

What Taoist?

Didn't you go to catch the Taoist?

Let's go. Go to practice kung fu.

Alright.

Auntie, you bring me here for what?

It's so dark. I can't see anything.

Right, Auntie.

What kind of kung fu are you teaching me?

You'll find it out later.

Auntie,

are there other fun places in this tomb?

You just concern about playing.

If you just think about playing,

I won't teach you any kung fu then.

Come here.

There are writings on the wall.

Come here!

From today on,

I'll teach you the introductory kung fu.

That's great! Great! Great!

Close your eyes.

Auntie,

Auntie, how come there're so many sparrows?

-This is so much fun. -We'll practice

catching sparrows today.

Catching sparrows is of great fun.

Catch the three for me.

But you can't hurt their feathers or legs.

Just three?

Move it.

Alright, Auntie, I'll catch them.

Running and grapping madly won't help.

Let Chi move around and guide the moves,

so the spirit and the moves integrate, got it?

No.

Wait a minute.

Respect to Chief.

Please.

Zhijing, are you feeling better?

Thanks for your caring, Chief.

I feel much better now.

This matter is caused by Yang Guo.

But now he hides in the tomb.

Chief,

I've sent our men to guard the tomb.

Once Yang Guo appears,

I'll catch him at once

and punish him hard.

Venting spleen at a child

isn't what a cultivated man like us would do.

But Chief…

You mixed up friends with foes

in the competition

and intercepted Guo Jing.

Contrarily, you brought in the evil seed.

The Chief asked you to discipline Yang Guo

but you've made a mess like this.

Master,

it's the little bastard, Yang Guo’s fault...

He didn't follow the rules. He deserved it.

You can't even take a kid in hand.

How could you

be a role model of our sect's disciples?

Chief,

I did make wrong judgment in the competition.

I’m willing to be punished for the trouble caused.

But Yang Guo,

he didn't follow the rules.

He betrayed our sect.

Master, l...

Shut up!

Your master and l

and all masters have discussed.

You're explosive and need more cultivation.

You can't be the Chief Disciple of our sect.

From today on,

Zhibing

will become the Chief Disciple.

Chief and all masters,

I think Senior Zhao just slipped up.

Please think twice and retract the order.

Zhijing,

Look at yourself.

Do you look like the Chief Disciple?

Thanks for your teaching, master.

Junior,

congratulations.

Thank you, Chief.

Guo, it's time to eat.

Auntie, I've caught one.

Auntie, I've caught one sparrow.

It's useless to catch one.

You have to catch three at a time.

You eat something first.

Then continue practicing after eating.

You can catch one sparrow in two days.

It's not bad.

I got it.

Auntie, what are you doing?

The sparrows practice with you all day long.

They need to eat too.

Yang Guo, that little bastard,

any news about him now?

Master, not yet.

If you catch Yang Guo,

beat him to half-death for me.

Yes, master. You...

No!

If you find him,

bring him here. Bring him here!

Bring him here!

I'll beat him to death!

Auntie.

Auntie.

Guo.

Guo!

I sucked.

Guo!

Auntie.

Auntie, don't be mad.

Just some water.

Is it fun?

Auntie, I've caught three sparrows.

From tomorrow on,

catch three more.

That's six, Auntie.

You want me to catch six sparrows?

What?

You've caught three.

I want you to catch three more.

Do you think it’s hard?

No, I don’t.

I am just afraid that you'll have to...

Do you want to eat?

Help!

I'm wrong. I'm wrong. I surrender.

The sparrows practiced with you so hard.

How can you be so cruel to kill them?

You can't do this again.

Yes, Auntie.

Go.

Go…

Auntie.

Auntie, in our tomb,

all the roads are crooked and meandered.

I know no places. I dare not go anywhere.

I'm scared. Really.

You have lived here for just a short time.

After some time,

you'll know the ways.

Before I know the ways, what should I do?

For this matter...

I got it.

I have an idea.

How's it, Auntie?

This symbol I drew is good, right?

It's fun, right?

Auntie,

I'll draw this symbol wherever I go.

Auntie can find me then

and I can come back too.

What’s wrong?

I got it.

This is you. This is me.

That's great!

I won't lose my way anymore.

Auntie,

what's your move called?

Little bastard,

when you come out, I'll kill you.

Senior,

if Yang Guo wouldn't come out,

should we go on waiting?

Of course, we'll keep on waiting.

He almost got me killed.

You got it?

He also made master

lose the post of Chief Disciple.

If I don’t beat him up,

how could I vent my anger?

But Master Changchun said

we couldn't harass him.

Stupid!

If we don’t hit his face,

Master Changchun won't know it, right?

Besides,

that little bastard

is tough and hot-tempered.

He won't say a word about it, right?

I'll get some more sleep?

Alright.

Watch it carefully.

Auntie, what did you say?

You want me to fly out of the entrance?

Don't be scared.

If you can catch three sparrows,

you can also fly out of the entrance.

I'm not scared.

I’m just afraid that if I fell,

I'd dirty the new clothes you made for me.

You must want to be lazy again.

Go.

Auntie!

Auntie.

Auntie.

Who is it? So wicked.

Little bastard,

you dare come out at this time.

Do you know?

I have been waiting here for you for days.

You…

you're still alive?

Little bastard, you dare curse me to death.

I'll teach you a good lesson today.

I...

Don't run. Stand there.

Don't run, little bastard.

Don't run. Stand there.

Stupid Taoist, don't chase me if you could.

Little bastard,

if you don't run, what do I chase you for?

If you escaped, how could I vent my anger?

Come over here. Come over here.

Catch me if you could. Come on.

Little bastard, don't you think I dare not?

Stand still. Don't run.

Stand there.

Little bastard, I'll see where you can go.

Don't come over here!

There is water here. Be careful.

What the hell?

Don't come over here. Don’t. Don’t.

I can't stand any more.

I told you to be careful.

Go to hell!

I’ll see whether you can still run.

Don't catch me.

Let me go!

Let me go!

You stand there. Stand there!

Don't run.

Stand there.

Don't run. Don't run.

Fooled me?

Little bastard, let me go!

I'll kill you!

Let me go!

Help! Help!

Go ahead and shout!

Help! Help!

Go!

Yes, sir!

Stand there! Stand there!

Don't run! Stand there! Stand there!

Stand there!

Stand there! Stand there! Stand there!

Catch him.

Go! Go!

Auntie, thanks to your help.

After you've mastered kung fu well,

these Taoists won't be a match to you.

You won't need my help then.

He escaped again!

You can’t run now.

Auntie, where are you?

You made me catch the sparrows and I did it.

Auntie, I caught the sparrows as you told me.

I'll go clean up. I'll go clean up.

Auntie.

Don't sleep. Get up.

Auntie, they are asleep.

Let the sparrows out.

Out? Then they will fly away.

They won't fly away.

Auntie, what palm stance is it? So amazing.

It's the introductory kung fu of Tomb Sect.

It's called Net in the Sky. Watch it.

Withdraw the strength and pounce on.

Both hands return.

From today on,

you practice Net in the Sky with sparrows.

Auntie,

I've achieved Net in the Sky.

My butt!

Get up.

Auntie, I really have achieved Net...

Net...Net...

Go, clean up yourself.

I will. I will.

I wash...

Auntie, it's of fun.

Auntie, Auntie.

It's of fun. Auntie.

Look at you.

You've grown up,

but you aren't aware your clothes are torn.

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