Original subtitles

* MUSIC

ESTELLE: LIFE IS FILLED WITH HEARTBREAK

AND ASSHOLES.

LIKE THIS KID.

AND ME.

I WASN'T ALWAYS LIKE THIS,

WEARING MY RESENTMENT LIKE AN OLD ROBE.

BUT THEN THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE DIE.

EVEN YOUR DOG DIES.

SO WHEN YOUR GRANDCHILDREN SHOW UP

TO DUMP YOU IN A HOME,

YOU CAN CINCH YOUR ROBE EVEN TIGHTER

OR TAKE IT OFF AND LET YOUR TITS FLY FREE!

- OW! MOMMY!

* YOU'RE OLDER THAN YOU'VE EVER BEEN...

* AND NOW YOU'RE EVEN OLDER...

* AND NOW YOU'RE EVEN OLDER...

* AND NOW YOU'RE EVEN OLDER...

* YOU'RE OLDER THAN YOU'VE EVER BEEN...

* AND NOW YOU'RE EVEN OLDER...

* AND NOW YOU'RE OLDER STILL...

* TIME IS MARCHING ON...

* AND TIME IS STILL MARCHING ON...

* THIS DAY WILL SOON BE AT AN END...

* AND NOW IT'S EVEN SOONER...

* AND NOW IT'S EVEN SOONER...

* AND NOW IT'S EVEN SOONER...

* THIS DAY WILL SOON BE AT AN END...

* AND NOW IT'S EVEN SOONER...

* AND NOW IT'S SOONER STILL...

- PHILIP: GOOD MORNING.

WAKEY, WAKEY.

- ASHLEY: OH, YOUR BREATH...

- [WHISPERING] I HAVEN'T BRUSHED MY TEETH YET.

JUST, NO BIG DEAL.

NO BIG DEAL.

HERE I AM.

HERE I GO.

ALL RIGHT.

- UM... - WHERE YOU GOIN'?

- CAN YOU--

- CAN I--

I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE ON...

- I'M ON MY LAST DAY.

JUST IGNORE THE STRING.

- OKAY.

- YOU'RE THE BEST.

WILL YOU DO THE ALPHABET?

[KNOCK AT DOOR]

DON'T ANSWER IT.

- PHILIP!

[KNOCKING CONTINUES]

- SORRY. SORRY, BUT...

THERE'S SOMEONE KNOCKING AT THE DOOR.

- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

[MUMBLING]

- WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ASHLEY?

- DAD, HELLO!

- YOU'RE OKAY.

I WAS STARTING TO GET WORRIED WHEN I

DIDN'T HEAR FROM YOU.

- ASHLEY: COME RIGHT IN.

- YOU DIDN'T HEAR FROM ME WHEN?

WHEN DID YOU CALL, DAD?

- YESTERDAY. AND THE DAY BEFORE.

AND THE DAY BEFORE THAT.

- HE CAN'T STAY, PHILIP.

- I KNOW. I KNOW.

HEY LISTEN, YOU CAN'T STAY.

- WHY WOULD I WANT TO?

- BECAUSE THAT'S USUALLY WHAT HAPPENS

EVERY TIME YOU SHOW UP.

IT'S 9:00 A.M.

- I SPOKE TO THE WEINSTEIN WOMAN AT THE HOME.

SHE'S EXPECTING YOU FRIDAY MORNING.

- SHE'S-- ME?

- THAT SHOULD GIVE YOU ENOUGH TIME

TO CONVINCE ESTELLE.

- I THOUGHT THAT WE AGREED THAT YOU WERE

TAKING CARE OF THIS.

- NO, WE DID NOT. - SHE'S YOUR MOTHER.

- AND YOUR GRANDMOTHER.

- COME ON!

THEY'RE EXPECTING ME FRIDAY?

- YOU'RE NOT DOING THIS FOR ME.

YOU'RE DOING THIS FOR HER.

- WHATEVER YOU SAY.

- YOU'RE A GOOD KID.

I GOTTA GO.

PUT A MUSCLE ON THAT ONE.

- THANKS FOR--THANKS FOR SWINGING BY.

* I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I WOULD GROW SO OLD...

* I'VE SEEN THE CUP, STILL NEVER WANTED TO GROW...

* I WOULD HOLD IT UP TO MY COLD HEART...

* FEEL THE WAY IT USED TO START UP...

* TAKE IT BACK, T-T- TAKE IT BACK...

* TO THE WAY THAT I WAS BEFORE...

[KNOCK AT DOOR]

* LONGING FOR WHAT WAS TO COME...

* NOW I'M LONGING FOR THE WAY I WAS...

[PHONE RINGING]

- MEGAN: WHAT DO YOU WANT, ASHLEY?

- DO YOU WANT TO GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY YOU

CAN'T BE THE ONE DRIVING TO PALM SPRINGS

FOR THIS ESTELLE THING?

- I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

- YOU KNOW PHILIP HAS TO TAKE EXTRA DAYS OFF WORK

WHILE YOU SIT AROUND ON YOUR ASS ALL DAY SMOKING

POT WATCHING ZEBRAS HUMP--

- YOU KNOW, I'D LOVE TO SIT HERE AND DISCUSS PHILIP AND

MY GRANDMOTHER AND HOW TO ERASE YOU COMPLETELY FROM

MY LIFE, BUT I'M KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE OF

SOMETHING RIGHT NOW SO I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER,

OKAY? BYE BYE.

- MEG...

LITTLE BITCH.

[EXHALING]

PALM SPRINGS?

[MUSIC]

- IS THAT THE LAST WATER?

- I DON'T KNOW.

YOU KNOW WHAT? HERE.

TAKE THIS ONE, AND I'LL GET SOME MORE ON THE WAY.

- I'D SAY HAVE FUN BUT...

- YEAH, I KNOW.

I'LL CALL YOU WHEN I GET THERE.

- WHATEVER!

- LOVE YOU!

[MUSIC]

- WOW...

THE WHOLE FAMILY'S JUST POPPIN' BY THIS WEEK.

- I NEVER NOTICED YOUR KANKELS.

- I NEVER REALIZED HOW MUCH YOU LOOK LIKE A HOBO.

- DON'T GET HIT BY A BUS.

- THIS WHOLE FUCKIN' FAMILY IS DRIVING ME CRAZY.

- PALM SPRINGS.

- OH, WHY ARE YOU HERE?

- YOU THINK I'M GONNA PASS UP A FREE TRIP?

- IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK THIS IS?

- NOPE. IT'S AN AMBUSH.

- SERIOUSLY, WHY ARE YOU HERE?

- YOU'RE GONNA NEED MY HELP.

[MUSIC]

- ALMOST HEAVEN.

- I KNOW. IT'S NICE, RIGHT?

- NO, I MEAN LITERALLY,

IT'S LIKE GOD'S WAITING ROOM.

- WELL, IT'S NOT FOR US TO DECIDE.

- THE SECOND YOU EVEN BRING IT UP,

SHE'S GONNA SHIP YOUR ASS BACK TO L.A.

- WHICH IS WHY WE NEED TO HANDLE THIS DELICATELY.

- RIGHT. JUST HIT HER OVER THE HEAD

WHEN SHE'S NOT LOOKING.

- WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE?

- WHO SAID I CARED?

I'M JUST ALONG FOR THE RIDE.

- IT'S NOT THAT LONG OF A DRIVE.

GPS: PROCEED ON THIS ROUTE FOR 113 MILES.

- LONG ENOUGH.

[MUSIC]

[SIGHS]

- SORRY, THERE WAS WIND.

- DON'T...DON'T TOUCH ME.

[MUSIC]

GPS VOICE: IN 500 FEET, TURN RIGHT.

- I THINK WE'RE LOST.

MEGAN. WAKE UP.

- WHAT?

- WHAT ADDRESS DID YOU PUT INTO THE GPS?

GPS VOICE: YOU HAVE ARRIVED.

- THIS IS COMPLETELY ASS BACKWARDS.

WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.

WE'RE IN HELLSVILLE.

WE'RE WITH THE PIMPS AND THE PROSTITUTES HERE.

- JUST SHUT UP.

- WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

WHAT IS THIS?

- GROOVIE: YO TO THE YO HO HO!

- UNLOCK THE DOOR.

- WHO IS THIS?

- JUST-- PHILIP!

- WHAT'S UP, BRO?

- UNLOCK THE DOOR!

THANK YOU.

WHASSUP, GRUVINDER?

- IT'S GROOVIE NOW, BABY. WHASSUP WIT YOU?

- GROOVY.

THANKS FOR DOING THIS.

THIS IS MY BROTHER.

- YO, WHASSUP BROTHER?

- YO.

- CAN YOU GIVE US A MINUTE?

- AND GO WHERE?

- I DON'T KNOW.

CALL YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

GIVE US A MINUTE.

- YOU HAVE A MINUTE. MAKE IT QUICK.

YOU'RE AN IDIOT!

- YOU GOT THE SHIT?

- YO, SLOW YOUR ROLL, GIRL.

WHERE'S THE ROMANCE?

COME INSIDE. LET'S CATCH UP.

I GOT SAMOSAS.

- I'VE GOTTA GO SEE MY GRANDMOTHER.

- I REMEMBER HER. SHE CRAZY.

- WHAT'S UP?

- YO, CHECK THIS OUT.

YOUR BAG IS RIGHT HERE IN THE BACK.

ALL RIGHT?

GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOU.

NOW REMEMBER, ANYBODY CATCHES YOU WITH THIS

SHIT RIGHT HERE, IT'S FIVE YEARS MINIMUM.

YOU GOT IT?

- YEAH, I KNOW. I GOT A PRESCRIPTION.

- NOT FOR WEIGHT LIKE THIS, GIRL.

IT'S 15 GRAND A KIND.

- I'LL BE FINE.

- YO, LISTEN. WE GO WAY BACK,

BUT IF YOU GET PINCHED AND YOU START

CHIRPING ABOUT ME, THEN WE'RE GONNA HAVE

SOME SERIOUS PROBLEMS.

- ALL RIGHT. CUT THE TOUGH GUY CRAP, GRUVINDER.

"GROOVIE."

YOU WERE A NATIONAL SPELLING BEE CHAMPION.

- RUNNER UP, BUT I WAS ROBBED.

- PERIPATETIC.

- P-E-

FUCK YOU, MEGAN!

YO, IF YOU EVER WANT TO PLAY TENNIS SOMETIMES,

GIVE ME A RING, ALL RIGHT?

- YEAH, I'LL DO THAT.

THANK YOU!

- HOE!

- WHOA, KEEP AN EYE ON HER, ALL RIGHT.

- OKAY.

- LADIES!

- WHAT?

HIS SHIT IS KIND.

- JUST GO BACK TO SLEEP.

- YOU KNOW WHAT, ACTUALLY A GOOD IDEA.

- YEAH.

[CAR ENGINE STUTTERING]

- REALLY?

- PIECE OF SHIT RENTAL!

- WHAT HAPPENED TO YOURS?

- ASHLEY CRASHED IT.

- SO YOU RENTED THIS?

- I'M LOW ON FUNDS.

WOULD YOU SHUT UP!

JUST--

[CAR ENGINE STUTTERING]

- NOW WHAT? HUH?

[MUSIC]

[HORN BLARING CONTINUOUSLY]

- THAT'S A LITTLE EMBARRASSING.

- OH! OKAY.

[HONKING]

- ALL RIGHT.

HI, HI, HI, ESTELLE.

- DO I EVEN ASK?

- WE GOT LOST.

- UH-HUH. GET IN THE CAR.

- OKAY.

- CAN YOU POP THE TRUNK?

- POP IT YOURSELF!

COME ON! WE'RE ALREADY LATE FOR FLICKER'S.

- YOU LOOK GREAT.

HOW'S EVERYTHING BEEN?

- DON'T TRY TO SWEET TALK ME.

- I LOVE THOSE GLASSES.

- SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[MUSIC]

- I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE YOU AGAIN.

- THAT MAKES TWO OF US.

- HOW MUCH YOUR FATHER PAY TO GET YOU

OUT HERE THIS TIME?

- NOT ENOUGH.

- AND YET, HERE YOU ARE.

- HERE I AM.

- I'M TELLING YOU, I WILL BE COUNTING THE DAYS

UNTIL MY NEXT APPOINTMENT.

- ALL RIGHT. WELL WE'LL SEE YOU THEN.

- YOU GOT A REAL WINNER HERE, DOC.

YEAH...

OKAY, SWEETHEART.

OH, HERE WE GO.

- OF ALL THE DOCTORS IN PALM SPRINGS,

YOU HAVE TO COME TO MINE.

- YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT ESTELLE.

THE TRUTH IS I ONLY HAVE SHIN SPLINTS,

BUT I CHOSE TO HAVE THE HIP REPLACED JUST SO

I COULD COME TO YOUR DOCTOR AND HAUNT YOU.

- VERY REPULSIVE.

- I'VE PETITIONED THE HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION

ABOUT YOUR YARD AGAIN.

- I CAN TURN MY YARD INTO A SAND PIT

IF I WANT.

- OH, NO YOU CAN'T.

- OH, YES I CAN.

- OH, NO YOU CAN'T.

- OH, YES I CAN.

- OH, NO YOU CAN'T.

- DROP DEAD, CAL.

- OH, NO PLEASE ESTELLE, YOU FIRST.

- COME ON KIDS, LET'S GET SOMETHING TO EAT.

WE'LL LET FLICKER PROBE ME LATER.

- SOUNDS GOOD.

- WE'RE LIABLE TO CATCH SOMETHING JUST HANGING

AROUND THIS PUTZ.

- IT'S PLOTZ, WITH A "P" LIKE PISS OFF!

DID YOU SEE THAT?

- YOU REALLY THINK THAT YOU SHOULD BE

EATING LIKE THIS?

- YOU'RE RIGHT.

I SHOULD BE ON A DIET WORKING ON MY FIGURE.

FIND A JOB YET?

- I'VE BEEN WORKING FOR THE GAP CORPORATION.

- HE FOLDS SHIRTS AT BANANA REPUBLIC.

- BIG DEMAND FOR ENGINEERS IN RETAIL THESE DAYS.

- YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

- YOU SHOULD HAVE SUED LIKE I TOLD YOU.

- I COULDN'T SUE MY FRIENDS.

- WHY? ARE THE PEOPLE WHO STOLE

YOUR IDEA YOUR FRIENDS?

- IT'S A LITTLE MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT.

- TOTALLY. HIS GIRLFRIEND STILL WORKS THERE.

- HOW CAN SHE STILL WORK THERE?

- THERE IS NO POINT IN BOTH OF US

NOT HAVING A JOB.

- SOUNDS LIKE A SCAB TO ME.

- TOTAL SCAB. AND SKANK.

- DON'T EVEN GO THERE, MEG.

- HE GETS VERY DEFENSIVE

WHEN I TALK ABOUT HIS SHNOOKIE WOOKIE.

- AT LEAST I HAVE SOMEONE.

- YEP, THAT'S ONE WAY OF LOOKING AT IT.

- WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

- I DON'T KNOW.

YOU'RE THE APP CREATOR. WHY--

- CAN YOU TWO PLEASE JUST SHUSH IT!

YOU'RE HERE FIVE MINUTES AND IT'S LIKE MY EARS ARE

ABOUT TO SHIT BLOOD.

- THAT'S DISGUSTING.

- YES, IT IS.

[MUSIC]

[GROANING]

* I'VE BEEN WAITING...

* WAITING AND WISHING...

* WISHING AND HOPING...

* HOPING YOU'LL COME ALIVE...

- RALPH?

- SHE FUCKING STUFFED HIM?

- OH, MY GOD.

MEGAN, DON'T TOUCH IT.

- HOW IS IT GOING, RALPH?

- PLEASE STOP.

JUST DON'T PICK UP THE DOG.

- HEY PHILLY THE KID, IT'S RUFF, RUFF, RALPHIE BOY!

- HA, HA, HA! PUT THE DOG DOWN.

- PROBABLY WON'T BE JOINING ME UP HERE

FOR A WHILE, BUT WHEN YOU DO, YOU, ME AND

YOUR DEAD MOM ARE GONNA PLAY A WHOLE LOT OF FETCH.

- THAT'S TWISTED.

- WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

- I SHOULD BE ASKING YOU THE SAME QUESTION.

- FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I'M TAKING HIM

BACK TO TWIN BROOKS.

- OH, YEAH? WHEN?

- I'LL TELL YOU WHEN.

NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS.

- DON'T YOU THINK A TRIP LIKE THAT MAY BE

A LITTLE STRESSFUL?

- WOULD YOU RATHER I STICK AROUND LIKE

THE OLD FARTS AND DIE?

- NO. NO.

BUT YOU KNOW IT'S A LOT.

IT'S A BIG TRIP.

- I PROMISED HIM I'D TAKE HIM BACK TO WHERE

WE USED TO DO OUR WALKS.

- SEATTLE IS JUST REALLY KIND OF FAR FROM HERE.

- WHAT ARE YOU, GOOGLE MAPS?

DON'T WORRY HOW FAR SEATTLE IS.

AND DON'T YOU TOUCH HIM.

LEAVE HIM ALONE.

- REAL SMOOTH, PHILIP.

- I'M GOING FOR A RUN.

[MUSIC]

[SNORING]

[MUSIC]

- OH!

- HEY.

- HEY.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- I THOUGHT MY DEODORANT FELL OUT OF MY BAG,

BUT I GUESS I MUST HAVE LEFT IT AT HOME.

YOUR LOSS.

NICE JOG?

- YEAH. YEAH.

- IT DOESN'T EVEN SEEM LIKE SHE NEEDS A HOME.

- THAT'S GROSS.

- SHE YELLS, RIGHT? SHE DRIVES.

- SHE COLLAPSES IN THE SHOWER.

HEY!

- HEY...IS THAT?

- YEAH.

- ESTELLE TOLD ME SHE THREW THIS OUT.

- YET IT WAS UNDER YOUR NOSE ALL THESE YEARS.

- I SCARED A LOT OF OLD PEOPLE WITH THIS THING.

- YOU WERE A FREAK SHOW.

I MEAN IN A GOOD WAY.

- DAD SHOULD BE THE ONE HANDLING THIS ESTELLE

THING. IT'S HIS MOTHER.

- WELL, YOU'RE THE DADDY NOW PHILIP.

REMEMBER?

- ASHLEY WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO.

SHE MUST BE AT WORK.

- OR FUCKING ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS.

- THAT'S USUALLY YOUR DEPARTMENT, REMEMBER?

- EXCUSE ME?

- OH, I'M SORRY IS THAT OFFENSIVE TO YOU?

- TAKE THAT BACK.

- BELIEVE ME, I WISH I COULD.

- YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE.

- SO SENSITIVE.

- I NEED YOU TO RUN TO THE PHARMACY,

PICK UP MY PRESCRIPTION.

- ARE YOU OKAY?

- JUST GO.

- OKAY, SIT DOWN FOR A SECOND.

- GODDAMN IT.

- MEGAN, PLEASE.

LET'S SIT YOU DOWN, OKAY?

SIT HER DOWN ON YOUR BED.

OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

- GO. JUST GO, GODDAMN IT!

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?

ARE YOU HIGH?

- ALL RIGHT PHILIP, JUST STAY COOL.

SHE'S GONNA BE OKAY.

I'LL PICK UP HER MEDICATION, NO BIG DEAL.

- WHY DO YOU KEEP HIM UP THERE?

- I MADE HIM TWO PROMISES BEFORE HE DIED.

- YOU REALIZE HE'S A DOG, RIGHT?

- DEAD DOG.

LUCKY HIM.

OH...

OH...

OH...

[GROANING IN PAIN]

- ONE FOR YOU, ONE FOR ME.

[GIGGLING]

* LISTEN TO ME...

* BIG BOY, IT'S TIME TO GO...

- YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.

* YOU'RE NOT FOR ME...

- WHAT'S WEIRDER THAT I'M TALKING TO MYSELF?

I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE THAT'S WEIRD.

OR WHAT'S WEIRD, MAYBE THAT I CAN'T FIND THE

PHARMACY AND GET MY GRANDMA'S MEDICATION,

OR WHAT'S WEIRD IS THAT MY DAD'S COMPLETE

LUNATIC AND DEGENERATE? I DON'T KNOW.

OH, HERE'S THE PHARMACY.

SHIT! HOW DO I GET IN THERE?

- YOU PUT IT UPSIDE DOWN.

LOOK WHAT HAPPENS. IT'S--

- IT'S A SIX.

- ALL RIGHT.

AND OH, GOOD!

YOU'RE CLOSED.

BECAUSE WHY WOULD YOU BE OPEN?

- WHAT DID YOU DO TO THIS JOINT.

- I JUST ATE IT.

- YOU ATE IT.

- I DIDN'T INTEND TO.

- I CAN'T EVEN PUT THAT IN MY MOUTH.

[LAUGHING]

- CAN I SPEAK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

GET OFF OF THAT AND COME WITH ME RIGHT NOW. GO!

- OUCH, OUCH.

- WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

- SHE WAS IN PAIN.

- I DON'T CARE. YOU GOT HER HIGH?

- CANCER PATIENTS SMOKE POT ALL THE TIME.

- SHE DOESN'T HAVE CANCER, MEGAN.

SHE DOESN'T HAVE CANCER.

- SO THIS IS A CELEBRATION?

- HOW MUCH DID YOU SMOKE WITH HER?

- DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU LOOK LIKE?

- HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.

I'M HUNGRY. LET'S GO TO DANNY'S.

- SHE'S HUNGRY. SHE WANTS TO GO TO DANNY'S.

- I BET SHE'S HUNGRY.

[LAUGHING]

- I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE PANCAKES FOR DINNER!

PANCAKES WITH A LITTLE SIDE OF MAYO.

HOW ABOUT YOU MEG?

- YOU'RE BOTH DISGUSTING.

CAN I PLEASE DRIVE THE CAR.

- HAVE YOU ALWAYS BEEN SUCH A NAG?

[LAUGHING]

- ESTELLE, I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU.

PLEASE...

- IF I HAD YOU TO DEPEND ON,

I'D PROBABLY WIND UP IN A HOME.

- WHY DO YOU THINK HE'S DOWN HERE?

- MEGAN!

- WHAT?

- WHOA!

- WHAT WAS THAT?

- OH, MY GOD. MR. PLOTZ!

CAL!

MEGAN.

MEGAN, GET OUT OF THE CAR.

MR. PLOTZ!

FUCK!

- MR. PUTZ.

[SIREN APPROACHING]

[MUSIC]

- WE SHOULD GO.

- MEGAN!

MEGAN, WAKE UP.

WAKE UP, OUR GRANDMOTHER'S GONE.

ESTELLE IS GONE.

- MAYBE SHE WENT TO THE STORE.

- NO, SHE DIDN'T GO TO THE STORE,

MEGAN BECAUSE THERE'S A NOTE ON THE FRIDGE,

AND DOG'S GONE, AND THE CAR'S GONE.

SHE'S GONE.

FUCK!

- YOU ASSHOLE!

- WHY ARE YOU HITTING ME?

- YOU HAD TO SCARE HER OFF, DIDN'T YOU.

- YOU GOT HER HIGH, OKAY?

- AWESOME. YOU GOT ME.

YOU WIN AGAIN. I'M SO FUCKED.

- YOU'RE FUCKED?

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO MEET WITH THE WEINSTEIN LADY

FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL DAD?

AND THE COPS TOLD HER SHE SHOULDN'T EVEN THINK

ABOUT DRIVING AND SHE'S IN AN AUTOMOBILE

ON THE ROAD BY HERSELF.

- PACK YOUR BAG.

- WHY?

- WE'RE GOING AFTER HER.

- WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE SHE'S GOING.

- WELL I'VE GOT AN IDEA.

- NO. NO IDEAS. NO IDEAS.

WE'RE CALLING DAD.

HE IS GONNA COME DOWN HERE.

HE IS GONNA DEAL WITH THIS BECAUSE THIS IS

HIS MOM AND THIS IS HIS PROBLEM.

[PHONE RINGING]

- THAT'S HER!

I BET YOU THAT'S HER.

- HELLO?

- GOOD MORNING.

THIS IS DETECTIVE HANES WITH THE PALM SPRINGS P.D.

WE GOT YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S BLOOD RESULTS

AND THE NEWS ISN'T GOOD.

I'M GONNA NEED TO SEE THE THREE OF YOU RIGHT AWAY.

DO I HAVE TO SEND A CAR TO PICK YOU UP?

HELLO?

I CAN HEAR YOU BREATHING.

[HANGS UP]

- TWIN BROOKS HERE WE COME!

BUCK UP KID. THIS IS THE TRIP OF YOUR LIFE!

[HONKING HORN]

- OKAY, OKAY!

HEY. WHAT IS THIS?

- RELAX. PLOTZ LOANED IT TO ME.

- I THOUGHT HE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL.

- NOT ANYMORE.

- HE REALLY LET YOU BORROW HIS CAR?

- JESUS CHRIST!

LOOK, YOU SAW THE WAY SHE WAS LAST NIGHT.

HOW LONG DO YOU THINK SHE'S GONNA LAST OUT

THERE ON THE ROAD. HUH?

ALL RIGHT, GET IN THE CAR PHILIP.

COME ON, IT'S FOR THE FAMILY!

WHAT'S IN THE TENT?

- IT'S BRISKET.

- CAN I SEE YOUR PHONE?

- WHY?

- JUST, I NEED TO CALL SOMEONE.

- WHY DON'T YOU USE YOUR PHONE?

- CAN I JUST SEE YOUR PHONE FOR ONE SECOND, PHILIP.

- OKAY.

WHAT THE FUCK!

- IT WAS A PIECE OF SHIT FLIP PHONE.

- PIECE OF SHIT FLIP PHONE?

YOU JUST THREW MY PHONE OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW!

- DO YOU WANT THEM TO TRACK US?

- I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY DO.

I WANT MY PHONE BACK. CAN YOU PULL OVER.

- YOU'RE KNOWN FOR BEING A BRAIN.

START USING IT.

- WHAT ABOUT YOUR PHONE, IDIOT?

THEY CAN TRACK YOUR PHONE YOU KNOW.

- HAPPY NOW?

- NO, I'M NOT HAPPY. NOW WE HAVE NO PHONES!

- STOP SPITTING ON ME!

- PULL OVER!

- NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

- I WANT YOU TO PULL THE CAR OVER BECAUSE

NOW WE DON'T HAVE A FUCKING PHONE.

WE DON'T HAVE A PHONE. WE DON'T HAVE A PHONE.

WE DON'T HAVE A PHONE IN THE CAR.

- DOESN'T IT FEEL GOOD?

NO PHONES. FREE.

- NO. I'VE NEVER FELT MORE TRAPPED IN MY LIFE.

- I TOLD YOU WE'D DO IT. I TOLD YOU.

I PROBABLY WON'T MAKE IT THERE ALIVE.

WHICH WILL BE ON YOUR CONSCIENCE, BY THE WAY.

BUT I'M DOING IT.

- WHAT IF SHE'S NOT GOING TO SEATTLE?

THEN WHAT?

- SHE LOVED SEATTLE.

SHE NEVER WANTED TO LEAVE SEATTLE.

SHE'S A RAINY PERSON.

SHE'S GOING TO SEATTLE.

- HOW ABOUT SHOWING A LITTLE TACT, HUH?

- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE THE SAME GUY WHO GOT ME

HIGH THE FIRST TIME.

- I'M NOT. I'M GREW UP.

- YEAH, REAL GROWN UP RUNNING DADDY'S ERRANDS.

DO YOU THINK HE'LL GROUND YOU IF YOU DON'T

FIND HIS MOTHER.

- WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE ANYHOW?

YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

- I'M HERE FOR ESTELLE.

- IS THAT YOU?

- MAYBE I'M HERE FOR YOU.

- AH, THANK YOU.

- WHAT, YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN INSTANCES WHERE

SIBLINGS JUST HAVE TO COME THROUGH FOR EACH

OTHER NO MATTER WHAT?

- I DON'T GET YOU AT ALL.

- I'LL TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT.

- OW...

OUCH.

OH, I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO IT.

AH...

CHANGE OF PLANS, RALPH.

IT'S JUST TOO FAR.

THIS IS NICE THOUGH, RIGHT?

- FEMALE: OKAY. - MALE: OKAY?

- MALE: RIGHT HERE.

SHHHH...

- FEMALE: BABY...

- MALE: HERE'S THE COCK.

- WHAT THE FUCK?

OH, OH, OW.

- MALE: DID YOU SEE THAT?

- OH... [GROANING]

- HEY. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

- STAY AWAY FROM ME.

- OH MY GOSH, SHE'S CARRYING A DEAD DOG.

- DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE?

- GET AWAY FROM ME!

- JERRY, WE SHOULD JUST GO.

- IT'S OKAY. I WON'T HURT YOU.

- GET AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I--

- HERE.

OUCH!

GODDAMN IT, LADY!

- LEAVE ME ALONE!

- LET'S GO.

- LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

[MUSIC]

- HEY, I'M HUNGRY.

CAN I HAVE SOME MONEY?

- WHY DON'T YOU JUST EAT WHAT I BROUGHT.

- FAT FREE PRETZELS AND BRISKET?

NO THANKS.

- YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY MONEY FROM ME.

- HEY.

[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]

- HI.

HEY, LISTEN, I'M SORRY, I REALIZE

I DIDN'T CALL LAST NIGHT.

MY PHONE DIED.

I JUST SAID I WAS SORRY.

THINGS GOT A LITTLE CRAZY.

[COUNTRY MUSIC CONTINUES]

- I KNOW I SAID ANYTHING YOU WANT

BUT I'M ON A PAY PHONE.

SURE.

YEAH.

I, I, ARE YOU IN BED?

- I'LL TAKE A JESUS CROSS.

AND ONE OF THESE.

- AND IF YOU FLASH ME YOUR BOOBS,

I WON'T BUST YOU FOR ALL THE SHIT

YOU GOT IN YOUR JACKET.

- THAT'S NOT VERY CHRISTIAN OF YOU.

- JESUS WAS A BOOB MAN.

- WHAT?

- LOOK IT UP. IT'S IN THE BIBLE.

- DO YOU LIKE THAT?

DO YOU LIKE THAT A?

I'M GONNA LICK THAT B. SOFT B.

[WHISPERING] SOFT B.

YEAH, IT FEELS GOOD.

NOW I'M LICKING UP YOUR, YEAH, IT'S A D.

IT'S A D ON YOUR ASS.

YOU LIKE THAT?

- GET A GOOD EYEFUL?

- NOPE. SORRY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN.

- YOU'RE A SLICK ONE, AREN'T YOU?

YOU KNOW WHAT?

FUCK YOU!

SAY GOODBYE, PHILIP! TIME TO GO!

- GET BACK HERE YOU STUPID BITCH!

- I CAME ALL OVER YOU. SO MUCH FUN!

- YOU FUCKING CUT ME!

- MEGAN!

OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!

- YOU BITCH!

- YOU PERV!

[SCREAMING]

[MUSIC]

- THAT WAS IN SANE!

- WHY ARE YOU HAPPY ABOUT THIS?

THIS IS NOT GOOD.

- I CUT HIS FACE WITH THAT FUCKING CAN!

OH, MY GOD!

[MOANING]

- WHAT IS THAT?

- IT KEEPS ME CALM.

- DID YOUR GIRLFRIEND TEACH YOU THAT ONE?

- YOU KNOW I'M PLANNING TO MARRY HER ONE DAY, RIGHT?

YOU KNOW THAT?

YOU TWO ARE GONNA BE RELATED.

YOU BETTER FIND A WAY TO DEAL WITH IT.

- YEAH, WELL, I'M GONNA HAVE TO EXPLORE A

WHOLE NEW WORLD OF DRUGS TO ADDRESS

THAT VERY QUESTION.

- YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT'S SO FUNNY, ISN'T IT?

SO FUNNY BUT IT'S THE FUCKING TRUTH!

IT'S ALL ABOUT NOT DEALING FOR YOU.

IT'S ALL ABOUT TURNING OFF BECAUSE YOU DON'T

WANT TO DEAL WITH SHIT.

- I DEAL JUST FINE, THANK YOU.

- RIGHT, RIGHT. THAT'S WHY YOU LIVE IN THE SAME--

- HEY! THANKS FOR STOPPING.

- OH.

- YOU GUYS HEADED NORTH?

- NO. - YES.

- BUT WE CAN'T GIVE YOU A RIDE.

MY BROTHER HERE, HE'S AFRAID OF BLACK FOLK.

HE HAS VERY INTERESTING VIEWS ON YOUR PEOPLE.

- MY PEOPLE, HUH?

- I DON'T HAVE ANY INTERESTING VIEWS

ON ANYTHING.

THREE OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE AFRICAN AMERICAN.

- WHAT? HE'S LYING.

- I'M NOT LYING.

MIKE AND GERALD, JEROME.

YOU DON'T KNOW THEM AT ALL.

THEY'RE GREAT GUYS.

- JEROME? JEROME.

- I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.

WHY DON'T YOU GET IN THE CAR.

WE'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE.

YOU CAN HAVE A RIDE.

WHERE YOU HEADED?

- I LIKE THE GOAT, MAN.

- THANKS.

- I WAS THINKING ABOUT GROWING ONE MYSELF.

- OH, YEAH YOU SHOULD DO THAT.

- I MIGHT.

- YEAH, LOOK REALLY GOOD ON YOU.

- IT WOULD.

- INTERESTING CAR.

- THANKS.

- IT'S NOT THE KIND OF CAR I EXPECTED A GIRL

LIKE YOU TO BE DRIVING.

- IT'S NOT MINE. IT'S MY BROTHER'S.

- THIS ISN'T MY CAR.

- HE SPENT HIS ENTIRE SALARY ON THAT STUPID

SPOILER IN THE BACK.

- I DID NO SUCH THING.

SHE'S A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR.

- I'M ALREADY BORED.

HEY DEREK, GET HIGH?

- I ENJOY THE OCCASIONAL JOINT.

- MEGAN, DON'T.

- DON'T SHARE WITH YOU? NO PROB.

- MEGAN, I'M SERIOUS.

- LOOSEN UP AND TRY TO ENJOY LIFE

FOR ONE SECOND.

- YEAH, CHILL PHIL.

- YEAH, CHILL PHIL.

- TAKE A CHILL PILL.

- ALL RIGHT.

- FINE. YOU WANT ME TO TAKE IT EASY?

YOU WANT ME TO CHILL OUT?

- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

YES. YES, PHIL.

YES, PHILIP.

- OH!

[BRAKES SCREECHING]

- GET OUT AND GET IT.

- NOPE.

- PHILLIP...

- ARE WE ON A SCHEDULE, MEGAN?

- THIS IS ABOUT PRINCIPLES.

- WHOSE PRINCIPLES? CHEECH AND CHONG?

- GET OUT AND GET IT. IT'S MY LAST FUCKING JOINT!

- DRIVE THE CAR.

- NO.

- DRIVE THE CAR.

- GUYS, NOT A BIG DEAL. I'LL GO GET IT.

- NO!

- I'M NOT MOVING THIS CAR.

- I'LL SIT RIGHT HERE.

- GREAT.

- GOOD.

- GONNA STAY HERE A LONG TIME.

- CAN YOU GUYS JUST SETTLE THIS SO WE CAN

MOVE ON?

- I DON'T KNOW, CAN WE PHILIP?

- I DON'T KNOW, CAN WE MEGAN?

- I'M NOT MOVING THIS CAR.

- YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING NUTS.

- I THINK YOU'RE HOT!

- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST CHOSE A JOINT OVER

SOMEONE DUMB ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY LIKE YOU.

- IT'S NOT ABOUT THE JOINT.

[TELEVISION BLARING]

[MUSIC]

- FORGET IT PHILIP.

- OH, NO. I'M FINDING YOUR PRECIOUS DRUGS.

- I DON'T WANT IT.

- BUT MEGAN, THIS IS KIND BUD WE'RE

TALKING ABOUT HERE.

- STOP BEING A BABY AND GET IN THE CAR.

- STOP BEING A BABY?

YOU'VE BEEN PARKED FOR TWO HOURS BECAUSE YOU

LOST YOUR BOTTLE.

- I'M SORRY, OKAY?

NOW CAN WE GET BACK IN THE CAR SO WE CAN GO?

- YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT FINDING ESTELLE.

THIS IS ALL JUST A CHANCE FOR YOU TO ESCAPE YOUR

MISERABLE LITTLE LIFE BACK HOME.

- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME. I NEED YOU.

- OH, REALLY? - I NEED...

- WHAT DO YOU WHAT? - HELP.

- MY HELP? I TRIED THAT BEFORE, REMEMBER?

IT DIDN'T WORK OUT TOO WELL.

- WHEN? WHEN HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO HELP ME.

- YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHEN.

- YOU NARCED AND HAD ME THROWN INTO REHAB.

- I WAS TRYING TO HELP YOU.

- WELL YOU HAVE A FUNNY WAY OF SHOWING IT.

- DO YOU REMEMBER HOW HARD YOU WORKED BEFORE

MOM, HOW MOTIVATED YOU WERE?

AND THEN SIX MONTHS LATER,

YOU'RE STEALING JEWELRY FROM ESTELLE.

WHAT DID YOU WANT ME TO DO?

- I DON'T KNOW, PHILIP.

WHAT ABOUT ACTING LIKE A BROTHER

AND TALKING TO ME?

WHAT ABOUT MEGAN, I'M WORRIED,

I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE A PROBLEM.

- MEGAN, I'M WORRIED.

I THINK YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.

- SEE, IT WASN'T THAT HARD.

- YOU KNOW I THINK THAT WE'VE TAKEN

THIS FAR ENOUGH.

OKAY, LET'S JUST TURN AROUND AND GO HOME AND

HOPE THAT SHE CALLS.

- I CAN'T.

IF I DON'T FIND ESTELLE,

I'M IN SOME SERIOUS TROUBLE.

- BECAUSE OF THE ACCIDENT?

IT'S NOT LIKE YOU FORCED HER TO GET HIGH.

- NOT BECAUSE OF THE ACCIDENT.

I KIND OF DID SOMETHING THAT IN RETROSPECT MIGHT

NOT HAVE BEEN THE SMARTEST MOVE.

- WHAT? WHAT DID YOU DO?

- I BOUGHT SOME POT.

- I KNOW. GROOVIE. I'M NOT STUPID.

- FIVE POUNDS I BOUGHT.

I BOUGHT FIVE POUNDS OF POT.

- WHAT?

- YOU CAN'T MAKE MONEY SELLING DIME BAGS IN L.A.

ANYMORE AND I NEEDED SOMETHING ELSE,

AND I THOUGHT OF HIM, AND YOU WERE COMING HERE,

SO IT JUST SEEMED LIKE FATE,

BUT NOW I JUST--

- WHAT? NOW WHAT?

- IT'S IN ESTELLE'S CAR.

- WHAT?

- IT'S IN ESTELLE'S CAR.

- WHY--WHY WOULD YOU--PUT FIVE POUNDS OF

POT IN ESTELLE'S CAR?

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

- I WASN'T THINKING, OKAY?

I SAW AN OPPORTUNITY TO GET MYSELF OUT OF A RUT

AND I TOOK IT.

- A RUT? A RUT!

YOU TURNED OUR GRANDMOTHER INTO A

FUGITIVE DRUG SMUGGLER, THAT'S A RUT?

- 30 PERCENT OF THE PROFITS, PHILIP.

I'LL GIVE YOU 30 PERCENT OF WHATEVER I MAKE IF YOU

HELP ME GET OUT OF THIS.

- YOU WANT TO HELP ME?

YOU WANT TO HELP ESTELLE?

THIS IS SUCH A CROCK.

YOU'RE THE SAME LITTLE LIAR THAT

YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN.

- I AM JUST ASKING FOR A LITTLE PIECE OF HELP RIGHT NOW, OKAY?

- HOW COULD YOU DO THIS? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?

HOW COULD YOU SABOTAGE US LIKE THIS?

- US? US? US?

SINCE WHEN HAS THIS FAMILY EVER BEEN AN US?

- I GUESS IT'S NOT THANKS TO YOU.

- OH, SO THERE IT IS, PHILIP!

JUST COME OUT AND SAY IT.

BLAME MEGAN, THE FAMILY FUCKING SCAPEGOAT.

- OH.

- AND YOU KNOW WHAT, I KILLED MOM.

- WHAT?

- I KILLED MOM.

- I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

- YEAH. WELL, THAT'S WHAT YOU MEANT.

- MEGAN, I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

HEY! MEGAN!

[CAR HORN BLARING]

- YES, MRS. WEINSTEIN. I UNDERSTAND.

I KNOW YOU NEED IT. AS SOON AS I HEAR ANYTHING,

YOU'RE MY FIRST CALL.

**

- MOTHER?

PHILIP?

MEGAN?

- AH.

- EXCUSE ME.

- YES. GRAB HOLD OF THIS, WOULD YOU?

- I'M LOOKING FOR THE WOMAN WHO LIVES HERE.

- YEAH, JUST SPRAY ALONG THE TOPS AND A LITTLE HARDER

DOWN AT THE BOTTOM.

- ESTELLE DAVIS. SHE'S MY MOTHER.

- YOU SPRAY. I'LL TALK.

- PLEASE. CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE SHE IS?

- I DON'T KNOW. CAN I?

AND DON'T FORGET THE ROOTS.

THAT YARD, THAT YARD USED TO BE PERFECT.

IT WAS MOWED AND TENDED AND LOVED AND CARED FOR AND --

HEY! HEY! HEY!

YOUR MOTHER TRIED TO RUN ME OVER, AND NOW SHE'S ON THE LAM.

- WHAT?

- YEAH. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT LIKE THIS?

- WHAT ABOUT MY KIDS?

THEY WERE WITH HER.

- OH, YOUR KIDS.

YEAH. YOU MEAN, THE BRATS THAT STOLE MY CAR, HUH?

YEAH. MY BABY.

THEY STOLE MY BABY!

- WHAT IS THAT NOISE?

- SOUNDS LIKE ESTELLE.

- WILL YOU PLEASE, PLEASE REMIND ME TO CALL THE

WEINSTEIN LADY IN THE MORNING?

- WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

- UM, GOING TO BED.

- NOT WITH ME, YOU'RE NOT.

- I PAID FOR IT, SO HALF THE BED OR THE FLOOR.

- FORGET IT.

- OH, YOU WANNA SLEEP ALONE?

IS THAT WHAT YOU'D LIKE?

- DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

- OKAY.

- PHILIP! PHILIP.

[PHILIP EXHALES SHARPLY]

[MEGAN GRUMBLES]

- YOU EVER TALK TO ANYONE ABOUT MOM?

- WHAT'S THERE TO TALK ABOUT?

SHIT HAPPENS.

- WE DON'T BLAME YOU, YOU KNOW.

- I DO.

[LOUD SNORING COMING FROM THE NEXT ROOM]

[SHARPLY EXHALES]

- ISN'T THERE A LAW AGAINST GRIZZLY BEARS

RENTING HOTEL ROOMS?

- WHEN ARE YOU PLANNING ON ASKING ASHLEY TO MARRY YOU?

- I DON'T KNOW.

WHEN I GET A REAL JOB AGAIN.

- YOU DO REALIZE YOU'RE GOING TO BE CONNECTED TO HER

FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, RIGHT?

THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU JUST SHUDDER JUST A LITTLE?

- GIVEN THE WAY YOU FEEL ABOUT HER, THIS ISN'T

SOMETHING I WANT TO DISCUSS.

- DO YOU REMEMBER KEVIN CONROY'S GALLERY OPENING?

- NOT REALLY.

- WELL, I DO.

YOU REMEMBER HOW ASHLEY BOUGHT THAT DRESS AND YOU

DIDN'T SAY YOU LOVED IT?

SHE WAS SO FUCKING PISSED CHUGGING DOWN JACK AND COKES

AND JUST HAMMERING YOU AT EVERY TURN.

SHE'S BEEN PULLING SHIT LIKE THAT SINCE THE DAY YOU MET.

YOU THINK IT ACTUALLY GETS BETTER WHEN YOU'RE MARRIED?

- IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?

WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP OVER THERE!

SHUT UP!

[SNORING CONTINUES]

I AM AN AXE MURDERER!

SO ONE MORE PEEP OUT OF YOU, AND I'M GONNA COME OVER

THERE AND CHOP YOU UP INTO LITTLE PIECES!

FINALLY.

NO MORE NOISE FROM YOU EITHER.

GOOD NIGHT.

[POLICE RADIO CHATTER]

- MEGAN. MEGAN, GET UP.

- WHAT'S GOING ON?

- THERE'S A BUNCH COPS AROUND THE CAR.

- AH, SHIT.

I THOUGHT YOU PAID CASH FOR THE ROOM.

- I DID.

DID YOU FUCKING STEAL CAL'S CAR?

- JUST MOVE AWAY FROM THE WINDOW AND LET'S GO.

- FUCK! THEY'RE COMING FOR US.

THEY'RE GOING DOOR TO DOOR, MEGAN.

- OKAY. YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN.

- I CAN'T CALM DOWN.

[MEGAN SLAPS HIS FACE]

- CALM DOWN.

- DID YOU JUST SLAP ME? WHO SLAPS SOMEBODY?

- I'LL SLAP YOU AGAIN, YOU LITTLE BITCH.

- YOU'RE A LITTLE ANIMAL.

- SHUT UP. LET'S GO.

- YOU'RE FUCKING THROWING MY BAG.

SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP.

- SHH.

- YOU'RE CRAZY.

- SHUT THE FUCK UP.

- SHH.

**

- I CAN'T BELIEVE --I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU STOLE CAL'S CAR.

- OH, YOU KNEW WHAT I WAS DOING.

- I HAD NO IDEA.

**

- IT WAS JUST A GREAT PLAN. NOW WHAT?

WE JUST WALK TO SEATTLE?

YEAH? IT'S ONLY ABOUT 700 MILES.

- SHUT UP.

* IF YOU SEE ME FEELING DOWN ...

* I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT YOU AROUND ...

- HAD ENOUGH YET?

THE SUN'S UP.

ARE YOU TIRED?

I'M SORRY.

* DON'T WANT YOU AROUND ...

* DON'T WANT YOU AROUND ...

* I DON'T REALLY LIKE ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS ...

* BUT IT'S NOT THAT HARD FOR ME TO PRETEND ...

- I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE EATING HERE AGAIN.

- DANNY'S IS GOOD.

- DANNY'S IS NOT GOOD.

- DANNY'S IS GOOD.

I LOVE DANNY'S. DANNY'S.

- YOU CAN COVER THIS, RIGHT?

- YEAH.

- IS YOUR NAME REALLY FLO?

- I'M AT THE END OF A SHIFT, HONEY.

- WAFFLES FOR HIM AND PANCAKES FOR ME?

- DRINKS?

- UH, TWO OJ'S.

- I'LL HAVE A COFFEE, PLEASE.

- OH, AND CAN I GET THAT WITH A SIDE OF MAYO?

- SECOND PERSON TO ASK FOR MAYO WITH

THE PANCAKES THIS SHIFT.

- LET ME GUESS.

OLD LADY, REALLY RUDE?

- NICE EYES THOUGH.

- HOW LONG AGO?

- TWO HOURS. MAYBE THREE.

- THIS IS LIKE A REAL MISSION NOW.

WE GET TO HER BEFORE THE COPS, BRING HER BACK HOME.

EVERYONE'S HAPPY.

WE'RE LIKE OLD LADY BOUNTY HUNTERS.

- WE ARE LIKE FUCKING FUGITIVES.

- OKAY.

YOU NEED TO COME TO GRIPS WITH THE FACT THAT WE'RE IN

THIS TOGETHER.

WE NEED EACH OTHER.

- YOU DON'T NEED ANYONE, REMEMBER?

- I DO NOW.

YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- LOOKING FOR MY WALLET.

OH.

I MUST HAVE LEFT IT IN THE MOTEL ROOM.

- THAT SUCKS.

- PUT --OKAY.

YOU CAN'T EAT THAT BECAUSE WE CAN'T PAY FOR THAT.

- WE'LL DINE AND DASH.

- I AM NOT DINING AND DASHING.

PUT THE FUCKING FOOD DOWN.

- OW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- SHUT UP. JUST SHUT UP.

BE QUIET. BE QUIET. HOLD STILL.

- OW!

- SHH.

EXCUSE ME, FLO? I FOUND A HAIR.

- OH, PHILIP. SINISTER.

- NO, NO. COME ON, MEGAN.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

PUT YOUR HAND DOWN.

OH.

- YES, YES, YES, YES!

- GOD, NO. PLEASE.

- COME ON!

- HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF STRANGER DANGER?

- DRIVER: HEY, HOP ON IN.

- HI.

- DRIVER: HEY, KIDS.

WELCOME ABOARD THE OREGON EXPRESS.

- SO IS THIS YOUR GIRLFRIEND?

- NO. I'M HIS SISTER.

- OH, HIS SISTER.

- YEP.

[LAUGHING]

- YOU'RE NOT GOING TO KILL US, ARE YOU?

[LAUGHING]

- SORRY, BUDDY.

THIS IS GOING TO BE THE END OF THE ROAD.

WE'VE HAD A GOOD RUN, DIDN'T WE?

OH.

- OH, I APPRECIATE THE GESTURE, BUT I HAVE

A GIRLFRIEND.

- SO DO I.

- OH. WE'RE GOING TO GET MARRIED.

- OH. THAT'S NICE.

- OKAY.

- YOU'VE GOT STRONG LEGS.

- YEAH. THANK YOU.

- OH, NOW. COME ON.

HEY, WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED.

JUST RELAX.

- OH!

- WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

LADY! TAKE YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF MY BROTHER.

- CHILL. CHILL.

- CHILL?

- OKAY.

- YOU CHILL.

- DRIVER: YOU AIN'T GONNA PLAY, YOU AIN'T GONNA STAY.

- WE DON'T WANNA STAY, DR. SUESS.

CAN YOU LET US OUT OF THE CAR?

- OKAY.

- SEE YOU LATER, YOU BITCH!

- CREEP.

- DRIVER: PSYCHOS.

- I FEEL VIOLATED.

SICK.

DON'T TELL ANYBODY ABOUT THAT.

**

* I'M FEELING SO FINE ...

**

- THAT FEELS GOOD.

WE JUST GOTTA CALL DAD AND GIVE UP.

- NOPE.

- MEGAN.

- WE'RE NOT GIVING UP AND WE'RE NOT CALLING DAD.

- WHY NOT?

- BECAUSE WE'RE GROWN PEOPLE.

- WHO CARES?

IT'S OVER. IT'S DONE. NO ONE EVEN --

- WE'RE NOT CALLING DAD. HE'S USELESS.

WHAT? NO WAY.

- HEY.

[LAUGHING]

- HEY.

- WHAT'S UP?

- WHAT'S UP?

- SORRY ABOUT LAST TIME.

- HEY, DEREK. WHAT'S UP, DUDE?

- PHILIP, WHAT'S UP MAN?

- WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN?

HEY, DO YOU HAVE A CELL PHONE BY ANY CHANCE I CAN

BORROW FOR JUST A SECOND?

- AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO.

THERE YOU GO, MAN.

- THANK YOU.

- DO YOU, UM, HAPPEN TO WANT TO BUY ME SOME POPCORN?

- I'D LOVE TO.

- AWESOME.

- CAN WE GET A POPCORN FOR THE LADY?

- TWO.

- TWO? TWO POPCORNS FOR THE LADY.

ALL RIGHT.

- BABY, HI.

- WHOSE NUMBER IS THIS?

- OH, IT'S A LONG STORY, SWEETIE.

- I'VE GOT NOTHING BUT TIME.

[NERVOUS LAUGHTER]

- I --NOT RIGHT NOW, OKAY?

JUST LATER, BUT RIGHT NOW I JUST NEED YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M --

- HOW ABOUT YOU SKIP TO THE PART WHERE YOU STOLE

A CAR AND HELPED YOUR GRANDMOTHER JUMP BAIL?

- OH. HOW DID YOU --

- BECAUSE YOUR DAD CALLED ME, YOU DUMMY.

THE COPS TOLD HIM ALL ABOUT ESTELLE'S ACCIDENT AND YOUR

LITTLE GRAND THEFT AUTO AND THE FACT THAT THEY'RE OUT

THERE LOOKING FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.

- JESUS CHRIST.

- YOU KNOW, THIS HAS THE MARKINGS OF YOUR CROOKED

LITTLE SISTER ALL OVER IT.

- HEY, HEY, HEY.

DON'T CALL HER THAT.

- AM I WRONG?

AND YOU JUST LET HER GETAWAY WITH IT JUST LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO.

PROBLEM CHILD MEGAN GETS TO BE THE REBEL WHILE MR. GOODY

TWO SHOES RUNS AROUND PICKING UP THE PIECES.

- IT'S NOT LIKE THAT, OKAY?

- DO YOU THINK I'M GOING TO MARRY INTO A FAMILY WHERE MY

HUSBAND STILL PLAYS THE ROLE OF THE FUCKING MAMA BEAR?

- I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF A MAJOR CRISIS RIGHT NOW, AND

ALL YOU CAN DO IS FOCUS ON HOW IT AFFECTS YOU?

- YEAH, BECAUSE IT DOES AFFECT ME.

EVERYTHING YOU DO AFFECTS ME.

- IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

- COME HOME, PHILIP.

GET IN THE CAR AND COME HOME NOW.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

- I CAN'T.

I CAN'T JUST COME HOME, OKAY?

- YOU'RE EITHER HOME BY TOMORROW MORNING, OR YOU'RE

FINDING A NEW PLACE TO LIVE.

[LAUGHS]

- I'M SORRY. IT'S-- IT'S MY APARTMENT.

WHAT?

- YEAH. FUCKING TRY ME.

- YOU KNOW WHAT, ASHLEY?

YOU ARE BEING A CUNT RIGHT NOW.

[GASPS]

**

- WHAT'S THAT?

- THAT'S MY DOG.

- HE'S CUTE.

- HE'S DEAD.

- HE DOESN'T LOOK DEAD.

- HE'S BEEN DEAD FOR YEARS.

WANNA PET HIM?

- UH-HUH.

IS HE SOFT?

THAT'S A PRETTY LITTLE PINK FLOWER.

- THANK YOU.

- PRETTY LITTLE BLUE-- WHAT IS THAT?

ICE CREAM?

- IT'S COTTON CANDY.

- COTTON CANDY?

YUMMY.

- SO THINGS ARE BETTER BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BROTHER?

- UM, NOT REALLY.

- YOU TWO HAVE AN INTERESTING RELATIONSHIP.

- THAT'S --THAT'S ONE WAY OF LOOKING AT IT.

- HE SEEMS LIKE A HARMLESS ENOUGH GUY.

- HE'S TOO HARMLESS.

HE SPENDS SO MUCH TIME TRYING TO BE POLITE AND NICE

AND SAYING THE RIGHT THING AND NOT PISSING AGAIN OFF.

IT JUST SOMETIMES FEELS LIKE HE'S NOT EVEN A REAL PERSON.

- SO HE'S A MAMA'S BOY?

- YEAH, HE WAS.

- THAT'S NOT REALLY THE KIND OF THING THAT YOU

GROW OUT OF.

- HE DIDN'T REALLY GROW OUT OF IT.

MY MOM BIT IT WHEN I WAS 16.

- SHIT. SORRY TO HEAR THAT.

WHAT HAPPENED?

- I DON'T KNOW.

WE WERE PLAYING TENNIS, AND SHE DROPPED DEAD.

FOREHAND, BACKHAND, FOREHAND, DEAD.

APPARENTLY ANEURYSMS AREN'T SO GREAT FOR THE HEALTH.

- JESUS.

HOW DO YOU GET OVER SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

- YOU DON'T.

- WELL, RALPHIE, HERE YOU ARE.

I KEPT MY PROMISE.

ALMOST.

OH, SMELLS LIKE SHIT, BUT AT LEAST YOU'RE WITH THE ANIMALS.

- ESTELLE.

- NO.

NO, I'M NOT GOING WITH YOU.

- WE'RE JUST GOING TO TAKE YOU HOME.

YOU'RE FINE.

- NO, NO, NO, NO! NO!

- HEY, HEY, HEY.

YOU'RE FINE. YOU'RE FINE.

WHAT --WHAT ARE YOU-- HEY, SOMEONE CALL 911!

YOU'RE OKAY.

SOMEONE CALL 911!

YOU'RE OKAY.

- RIDE WITH ME.

- OKAY.

I'LL BE THERE IN ONE SECOND, OKAY, ESTELLE?

- PHILIP, DRIVE CAREFULLY.

- I WILL.

- VERY CAREFULLY.

- I GET IT.

- I HOPE YOU'RE GRANDMA IS GOING TO BE OKAY, MAN.

- THANKS, MAN.

- MY SISTER LIKES YOU, BY THE WAY.

SHE DOESN'T LIKE ANYBODY.

- YEAH.

- AM I DEAD?

- NOT YET.

- RALPH? RALPH?

- NO, NO.

HE'S GONNA MEET US AT THE HOSPITAL.

PHILIP'S BRINGING HIM.

I'M SO SORRY, ESTELLE.

- IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

**

[LAUGHING]

- ANY WORD?

SHIT.

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

[CHUCKLES]

YOUR DAD PLANTED A DATE PALM WHEN HE AND YOUR MOM CAME

DOWN HERE.

GREW PRETTY FAST, TOO.

TONS OF FRUIT.

SWEET, DELICIOUS.

YOUR MOM CUT IT DOWN AFTER HE DIED.

DO YOU EVER NOTICE WHEN YOU CUT DOWN A TREE,

THE STUMP DIES, TOO?

IT SHOULDN'T, RIGHT?

I MEAN, THE STUMP IS WHERE ALL THE ROOTS AND THINGS

ARE, WHERE IT GETS ITS WATER.

IT SHOULD JUST KEEP GROWING, BUT I GUESS IT NEEDS ALL

THOSE BRANCHES AND LEAVES AND OTHER PARTS TO

KEEP IT TICKING. HA.

THE STUMP WILL STICK AROUND FOR YEARS JUST SITTING

THERE, BUT ONCE THOSE BRANCHES ARE GONE IT WILL

NEVER GROW, AND IT WILL NEVER CHANGE.

- THAT'S A METAPHOR, ISN'T IT?

- WHATEVER YOU SAY.

- I FUCKING HATE METAPHORS.

- WHAT THE FUCK IS A METAPHOR?

IT'S A STUMP.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

- IS SHE OKAY?

- SHE'S FINE. SHE'S ASLEEP.

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

- DID YOU SEE THE COPS?

- THEY'RE WAITING FOR HER TO WAKE UP.

- THIS IS A DISASTER.

- I THINK WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.

- MEGAN, SHE'S SICK.

THERE'S NOTHING ELSE FOR US TO DO.

- THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING WE CAN DO.

WE HAVE TO GET HER TO TWIN BROOKS.

- TWIN BROOKS?

OKAY. STOP.

IT'S OVER.

- POP THE TRUNK.

- YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME.

IT'S OVER.

- JUST POP THE TRUNK.

I NEED TO FIRE UP SOME COURAGE.

I'M GETTING HER OUT OF THERE.

- YOU HAVE TO GET HIGH TO HAVE A LITTLE COURAGE?

- AM I ASKING YOU FOR YOUR OPINION ON THIS, DAD?

POP THE FUCKING TRUNK!

- DAD? YOU'RE CALLING ME DAD?

LOOK AT YOU.

YOU'RE EXACTLY LIKE HIM, AND IT'S KILLING YOU.

- WHAT?

- IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU AND WHAT YOU CAN TAKE TO TUNE

EVERYONE ELSE OUT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DEAL.

- OKAY. I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS SHIT.

- I DUMPED IT.

- WHAT THE FUCK!

- DID YOU SEE THE COPS?

- I HATE YOU.

- MEGAN, IT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO.

- THE RIGHT THING TO DO?

THE RIGHT THING TO DO?

- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

- SHH.

FUCK! WHERE DID YOU DUMP IT?

- IT DOESN'T MATTER. IT'S GONE.

- YOU KNOW, WITH ALL YOUR PREACHING YOU REALLY DON'T

KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT FAMILY.

- I HAVE DONE MORE FOR THIS FAMILY THAN YOU WILL EVER DO.

- I'M GOING TO GET ESTELLE, AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE HERE

WAITING FOR BOTH OF US BECAUSE THAT'S THE TYPE OF

BROTHER YOU CLAIM TO BE.

- I WON'T BE HERE.

- YOU BETTER BE HERE.

[SOBS]

[CRICKETS CHIRP]

**

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

**

- ESTELLE? ESTELLE? ESTELLE?

WAKE UP.

WE'RE CHECKING OUT.

- WE'RE CHECKING -- - WE'RE CHECKING OUT.

WE'RE GONNA ESCAPE.

- OH, MY HAIR.

- YES. YOU GOT IT?

- YEAH.

- OKAY. LET ME TAKE THIS. - OW.

SORRY. - SORRY. SORRY. SORRY.

- MY LIPSTICK.

- OKAY. HERE'S YOUR LIPSTICK.

- QUICK. QUICK.

- OKAY.

[WHIMPERS]

- OKAY.

CAN YOU SIT IN THE CHAIR?

- YEAH. I CAN.

WE'RE ESCAPING.

- YOU'RE ESCAPING.

I'M GETTING YOU THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

- EXCUSE ME.

WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TAKING HER?

- OH, MY GRANDMOTHER IS FEELING A LITTLE HOT AND

WANTED TO GET SOME FRESH AIR.

- YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.

- SHE JUST NEEDS SOME AIR, OKAY?

- AM I GOING TO HAVE TO CALL SECURITY?

- I DON'T KNOW. ARE YOU?

- EXCUSE ME! NURSE! NURSE!

SOMETHING'S HAPPENED TO MY WIFE!

PLEASE! PLEASE! THIS WAY.

YOU HAVE TO COME RIGHT AWAY.

- PUT HER BACK AND LEAVE.

- I'M SERIOUS! COME ON! 702.

- ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

- RIGHT THIS WAY. PLEASE. THIS WAY.

OH, MY GOD.

* I TRADE MY HEART FOR YOUR HEART, BABY ...

* GIVE YOU ALL MY KISSES TO BOOT ...

* I TRADE MY HEART FOR YOUR HEART, BABY ...

* GIVE YOU ALL MY KISSES TO BOOT ...

- COME ON. HURRY UP. HURRY UP.

COME ON. WHAT'S TAKING YOU GUYS SO LONG?

COME ON.

YES. THIS IS HAPPENING.

* BANG, BANG, BANGITY BANG, BANG ...

- THIS IS BY FAR THE STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER DONE.

NO OFFENSE, ESTELLE.

- NO, IT IS STUPID.

PRETTY STUPID.

* BANG, BANG ...

* BANG, BANG, BANGITY BANG ...

[ELEVATOR DINGS]

- COME ON. COME ON.

OKAY, THE COAST IS CLEAR.

COME ON.

JUST WALK SLOW.

HAPPY FAMILY.

EVERYONE SMILE.

EVERYONE SMILE, OKAY.

- REALLY?

- EVERYONE SMILE.

HI. JUST VISITING.

SHH. DON'T LOOK AROUND.

EVERYONE'S FINE.

EVERYONE'S FINE.

HELLO.

- OH, SHIT.

- SHIT.

- HEY, HEY, HEY.

LET THE LADY GO, OKAY?

- SHE JUST WANTS TO GO HOME, MAN.

LET HER GO HOME.

- I SAID BACK AWAY FROM THE PATIENT, OKAY?

- LISTEN, MAN, YOU CAN'T KEEP A PATIENT HERE

AGAINST THEIR WILL.

- THE POLICE ARE GOING TO THINKING DIFFERENTLY.

- HEY, BACK UP!

- HOLY SHIT.

- OKAY. JUST TAKE IT EASY.

IT'S NOT WORTH IT, ALL RIGHT?

- IT ISN'T WORTH IT.

HE'S RIGHT, PHILIP.

- OKAY. WHAT DO I DO, MEG?

- I DON'T KNOW. I'M NOT THE ONE HOLDING THE GUN.

- ALL RIGHT. OKAY. I'M SORRY.

- OKAY.

- REALLY, I AM.

- OKAY. LET'S JUST --

- BUT I NEED YOU TO BACK UP.

AND I NEED YOU TO STAND RIGHT THERE, AND I NEED YOU

TO UNDERSTAND THAT I'M DEALING WITH SOME HEAVY SELF

DISCOVERY ISSUES RIGHT NOW SO THAT I NEED YOU TO GET

DOWN ON YOUR KNEES, DOWN ON YOUR KNEES.

AND I NEED YOU TO COUNT TO 50.

MAKE IT 100.

- IT SHOULD BE AT LEAST 200.

- IT SHOULD BE AT LEAST 200.

DON'T LOOK ME IN THE EYES. DON'T LOOK ME IN THE EYES.

LET'S GO TO THE RIGHT.

- GO TO THE RIGHT.

NO. THAT WAY. GO TO THE RIGHT!

DON'T LOOK AT US. DON'T LOOK AT US. DON'T LOOK AT US.

YOU TWO, PLEASE GO, DO WHAT YOU WERE DOING.

WALK. DON'T LOOK AT US.

- PHILIP?

- SHH.

- PHILIP, LET'S GO.

- I KNOW.

- GO!

- OKAY!

- GO, GO, GO, GO.

- OH, MY GOD.

- GO, GO, GO, GO.

- OH, MY GOD.

OH MY GOD.

- GO, GO, GO, GO.

COME AROUND THIS WAY.

COME THIS WAY

- GO, GO, GO, GO.

WE'RE GETTING OUT OF HERE.

- BRING HER AROUND THIS SIDE.

- GO, GO, GO.

- DID YOU STEAL THIS CAR?

- WHAT? THIS IS YOUR CAR.

- ONLY I DRIVE MY CAR.

- NO. YOU'RE SITTING IN THE BACK, OKAY?

- NO. I GET SICK IF I RIDE IN THE BACK SEAT.

- YOU GOT HER?

- I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

COME ON.

- I CAN'T --NO.

- IT'S OKAY. YOU GOT IT. YOU GOT IT.

- I GOT RALPH. I GOT RALPH. I GOT RALPH.

- YOU HAVE TO MOVE A LITTLE QUICKER IF YOU WANT

TO BE AN OUTLAW. OKAY.

- I DON'T WANT TO BE AN OUTLAW.

- YOU'RE GOING TO BE FINE.

YOU'RE GOING TO BE FINE.

- BILLY THE KID RIDES AGAIN!

WOO!

- NO. NO WOOS.

- COME ON. JUST ONE WOO.

WOO!

**

- WHEW.

WOO!

[LAUGHING]

AH. AH.

FUCK, YEAH.

**

- HER MEDICINE IS IN THE TRUNK.

JUST GRAB IT FOR HER.

- SURE.

**

- YOU KNOW, IF YOU REALLY LOVE ASHLEY, I COULD TOTALLY

TRY AND LEARN TO --

- SAVE IT.

I DROPPED THAT BEOTCH HOURS AGO.

- WHAT? WHO ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?

- I'M PHILLY THE KID, BABY.

[LAUGHING]

- YEAH, YOU ARE.

**

- GO AHEAD. NOTHING TO SEE.

**

- NICE.

- I TOLD YOU THE OTHER NIGHT THAT I'D COMMITTED

TO TWO PROMISES.

I PROMISED TO GET RALPH HERE WHICH I'VE ACCOMPLISHED,

THANK YOU VERY LITTLE.

YOU'VE BEEN A GOOD FRIEND ALL THESE YEARS.

AND, UH, I PROMISED TO FIX THINGS WITH THE FAMILY.

I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA GET THERE ON THAT ONE.

- NO. ESTELLE, THERE'S STILL TIME.

- TUT, TUT. MY SPEECH.

I LOVED YOUR GRANDFATHER, AND WHEN HE DIED I WASN'T

BUILT TO HANDLE FEELING THAT HEAVY.

SO I DIDN'T.

THEN YOUR MOTHER WALTZED INTO OUR LIVES.

THEN YOU.

AND THE LOSS FADED, AND IT WAS GOOD, REALLY REALLY GOOD.

AND THEN THAT WAS IT FOR ME.

MY HEART WAS CLOSED FOR BUSINESS.

I ABANDONED YOUR FATHER, AND I ABANDONED YOU.

WELL, IT STOPS RIGHT HERE.

I WANT YOU TO --

- OW! OW.

- OH MY --

- I THINK I JUST GOT HIT BY A GOLF BALL.

- GOD.

- YOU FUCKERS!

WHAT THE HELL YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

- IT'S OKAY.

- COME ON.

GET OFF THE GREEN, LADY!

- IT'S OKAY. YEAH, I'M FINE.

I'M FINE. IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.

COME ON.

- COME BACK.

- WHERE THE HELL WAS I?

- WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING?

- YOU ASSHOLES!

- ALL RIGHT. OKAY. - MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST GO.

- IT'S FINE. IT'S FINE. IT'S FINE. IT'S OKAY.

- SHOULD WE GO?

- NOT YET.

I WANT YOU TO FINISH MY SECOND PROMISE.

FORGET THE TOUGH LOVE JUST FOR ONCE.

JUST TRY TO --

- LOVE?

- YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE IT SOUND SO CORNY.

- WELL, IT WASN'T MY --

- SHH. GIVE ME MY DOG.

[LAUGHING] - OKAY.

- BE FREE, YOU STUPID DOG.

[SNIFFLES]

- GO AHEAD.

GET A GOOD LAUGH.

[LAUGHING]

* WHEN YOU WALKED OUT JUST SECONDS BEFORE ...

* TO DROP A LETTER THROUGH THE DOOR ...

* OH ...

**

- WE'RE GOOD NOW, OLD MAN.

**

- STOP THROWING IT.

THIS STUFF STINKS.

- OH. ALMOST.

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

- I'M KEEPING THIS.

- HEY, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

THAT'S MINE.

- WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT WITH AN ARMADILLO?

- I DON'T KNOW.

I WANT IT, THOUGH IT.

IT REMINDS ME OF PALM SPRINGS.

- SUCH A SOFTIE.

ESTELLE, WHO KEEPS THE CHIA PET?

- DON'T ASK HER.

SHE'S NOT A FAIR JUDGE.

OF COURSE SHE'S GONNA CHOOSE YOU OVER ME.

- ME OVER PHILLY THE KID?

I DON'T THINK SO.

- THIS IS THE LAST OF THE BOXES.

- I CAN SEE WHAT'S IN THERE, YEAH.

- I GOT MORE IF YOU WANT.

- NO. THAT'S GOOD, I THINK.

NO, THAT WILL BE GOOD.

HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

MAYBE WE'LL DO THIS IN HERE.

- HEY, WHERE YOU GOING?

- I'LL BE BACK.

[SNIFFS]

- HOW IS SHE?

- SHE'S GOOD.

- HOW ARE YOU?

- I'M OKAY.

- WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR GRANDMOTHER?

- THAT'S UP TO YOU.

- THE CHIA PET IS MINE.

- YEAH.

[LAUGHING]

* OH, I REMEMBER YOU ...

* SLOW DOWN SO I CAN FOLLOW YOU ...

**

* AND YOU, SUCH A FEARLESS SOUL ...

**

* SLOW DOWN ...

* AND TRY TO TELL THE TRUTH ...

- MIND IF WE JOIN YOU?

- SURE.

**

- YEAH. OKAY.

NOW, TRY TO HIT IT TO ME.

**

- ESTELLE: WELL, SHE'S RUSTY BUT SHE'S OUT THERE

WITH THEM TOGETHER.

PROMISE KEPT.

DISASTER AVERTED.

BUT I'M STILL DEAD.

TALK ABOUT TOUGH LOVE.

HMM.