Original subtitles

Well, Razor, you said you needed a lousy night to test your new radar.

Looks like you got it!

No problem, T-Bone!

This Dimensional Radar scanner should let us see other aircraft and buildings

with incredible 3D detail.

Bingo!

I gotta hand it to you buddy, this makes night flying a snap!

Hey! Check out that Enforcer Chopper!

Well, well, look who's flying. Mr. Personality himself!

Commander Feral.

Hey Commander! What are you doing out in a storm?

Looking for a donut shop?

What the...?

Did you forget to shave this morning, Commander?

I don't know how you can see me, but get off my frequency you clowns!

This band is for Enforcer business only!

You hotshot jerks! One of these days I'm going to...

What a grouch.

Why don't you get yourself a nice prune donut.

Yeah, that outta relax ya!

Let's head home, buddy!

This is quite a storm, Razor. I can barely see out the cockpit!

Hang loose. Radar's already locked in our hangar.

Aw crud!

That was one mega lightning bolt! Everything okay back there?

Still checking... Dimensional Radar's down.

That was too close, buddy.

What was that?!

It's Feral! He's gone crazy!

I guess he didn't like our donut joke.

Felina! Move in!

Felina?

I got 'em, uncle!

What's with the lieutenant?

This outta get her off our tail.

Shoot! Ugh... they got away, uncle.

Don't worry, Felina. Those renegades can't evade us forever.

Eventually we'll nail their tails.

Roger that. Heading back to headquarters.

What's that all about?

I don't know, buddy.

Feral and his niece have totally lost it. You'd think we were criminals or somethin'.

Razor, somebody's trashed our place!

I'll check the upper security seals.

I've never seen a Glovatrix like this before.

The alarm didn't go off and the security seals are intact!

Oh yeah? Then what the heck are those things and how did they get in here?

You got me, buddy.

What are these?

Huh? A Creepling!

Crud! Our place is crawling with Creeplings!

Enough!

Dark Kat!

Why are you attacking my Creeplings? We're all on the same side, remember?

What are you talkin' about, Dark Crud? And how did you get in here?

Same way I always do, the key you gave me.

This is gettin' really weird.

Yeah, let's just play along.

Why are you two acting all strangely? Did you get the Mega-Detonator or not?

Uh... we ran into a little trouble with Feral.

Feral! He has been a thorn in all our sides!

But, I promise you... Get me that Mega-detonator

and my bomb will disintegrate Enforcer Headquarters once and for all!

You're gonna blow up Enforcer Headquarters?

No! You're going to blow it up. With my bomb.

Or have you forgotten that Feral has put a price on your heads?

Uh, who could forget something like that?

Well, then what are you waiting for?

Get to Puma-Dyne and steal that detonator!

Razor, what the heck is goin' on?

I dunno. Let's just get in the jet and get outta here!

Dark Kat is our friend. Feral and the Enforcers are our enemies,

And we're wanted for every crime in Megakat City. Something's screwy.

Yeah... Ever since we got hit by the lightning, the world's gone crazy.

You're right, T-Bone.

The lightning must have hit the Dimensional Radar

and somehow thrown us into a quirky, alternate dimension!

Hold it, hold it. Are you telling me that somewhere in this world

are a couple of evil SWAT Kats?

You got a better theory?

Oh, negative. So why don't I just find us a nice big storm cloud

so we can get hit by lightning again and get outta this screwy dimension, huh?

Excellent idea.

But first we've gotta stop Dark Kat from getting his claws on that Mega-Detonator.

You don't mean...

Yeah, we're gonna steal it before our evil counterparts can!

Next stop, Puma-Dyne!

Your flying stinks, T-Bone!

Ah, choke on a fur ball! You think you could fly any better?

Watch it!

Wanna make something of it?

What are you two doing back here?

We live here, remember?

But the detonator...

Keep your cape on. We'll get it for ya.

But there was a new bank that needed robbing first.

Yeah, we'll just load up some more Deadhead missiles and pay Puma-Dyne a visit!

But, I just watched you SWAT Kats fly off to Puma-Dyne!

Are you crazy?

Whoever you sent, it wasn't us.

Hmm... if it wasn't you...

Those impostors must be stopped before they get my detonator!

Impostors?

Well, you don't have to worry about that, Dark Kat.

Yeah, this town isn't big enough for two sets of SWAT Kats!

What?

That was a pretty good workout.

And we're not through yet. Look.

Ugh, this could take all night...

We better split up.

Roger.

Watch it you hairy oaf, you almost tripped the alarm!

Stay out of my way, scuzz-ball.

Fine with me.

Bingo!

I got it buddy.

Now let's get our tails out of here before Dark Kat finds out we're not who he thinks we are.

He already has.

What?

T-Bone, what the... you're not T-Bone!

Yes I am, but not the one you think.

I don't know what your game is, but it's up as of now!

Did ya find them yet?

'Them'? I thought there was only one Mega-detonator.

I meant the imposters, stupid.

Oh, yeah. I think I just spotted one.

-T-Bone! It's me! -Yeah, sure.

Oops. Sorry, buddy!

But won't Feral be surprised when we turn the Mega-detonator in along with this kat scum?

Launching mini-megatons...

You stupid fool! You'll blow up the detonator!

Let's make sure those two are finished.

There they are!

This time your luck's run out, SWAT Kats.

I've been waiting a long time for this. Cuff 'em, Felina!

My pleasure.

You got the wrong SWAT Kats!

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Yeah, The bad ones are getting away!

There's nobody in here!

Except for you lying SWAT Kats.

You're going to be spending the rest of your nine lives in the slammer.

Get 'em outta here!

You're makin' a big mistake, Feral.

We're not the SWAT Kats that you think we are.

Yeah, the other SWAT Kats got away with the detonator,

and any second, this place is going to be blown to dust!

Your pathetic lies won't save you now, SWAT Kats.

Listen, Feral. If you don't believe us, then where is the Mega-detonator?

Yeah! What do you think we were doin' at Puma-Dyne anyway?

That's obvious! Trying to steal weapons.

We were sent there to steal the detonator for Dark Kat.

Yeah. The evil SWAT Kats got it first,

and Dark Kat's going to blow up Enforcer Headquarters with it!

Ha! Do you really expect me to believe a story like that?

Just check out Puma-Dyne for that Mega-detonator.

I don't take orders from criminal scum.

-Take me to Puma-Dyne! -Yes, sir!

Great. We're in some crummy dimension, we're mistaken for the bad guys,

and to top it off, we're going to get blown to smithereens.

What else can go wrong?

You blundering fools!

Miss Briggs!

Boy, are we glad to see you!

You clowns are screwing up our plan to take over Megakat City!

Your plan?

-You mean, you and Dark Kat? -As if you didn't know.

If I didn't need your help to get that detonator, I'd let you rot in here!

One of the perks of being Deputy Mayor.

I'm sorry, Deputy Mayor. Only Enforcers have roof clearance.

No problem. Here's my clearance.

Hurry up! Now get that detonator to Dark Kat.

I can't believe that Callie is a bad kat!

Guess you were right, buddy.

We don't know who's good and who's bad in this screwy dimension.

But one thing's for sure,

we've gotta get back to the hangar before those evil SWAT Kats take off with the bomb.

Goodbye, Enforcers.

Commander Feral, come in!

The SWAT Kats have escaped!

I should have known it was all a trick.

-Head back to Headquarters! -Yes, sir!

-Aw, nice flyin' -Shut up!

I'm wonder if Feral knows we're missing yet...

That oughta answer your question.

Listen Feral.

Would it do any good to tell you that Deputy Mayor Briggs helped us escape?

You're lying kats will say anything to save your stinking tails.

Didn't think so.

Uncle, come in. Do you copy?

Not now, Felina, I'm busy! I'm in hot pursuit of the SWAT Kats.

You're in pursuit? But I'm in pursuit of the SWAT Kats!

Impossible! I've got the SWAT Kats right in my sights!

What the...?

Looks like the gang's all here.

How do you explain that, Feral?

Then you SWAT Kats were telling the truth.

Duh, Commander.

Then... that means...

You got it! They're on their way to blow up Enforcer Headquarters.

The Enforcers will handle this.

There's a statement that transcends dimensions.

Got enough targets back there to hit, Razor?

Just keep the jet steady, dodo.

Crud!

-Next time, shoot with your eyes open! -Oh, yeah? Watch this.

This Deadhead Missile is just for you, sweetheart.

Can't see!

Nice catch, Razor!

Guess I owe you one, SWAT Kats!

Now let's take care of our deadly doubles.

Don't just sit there, you jerk. Do somethin'.

Aw, don't choke on a hairball.

Death Spike Missile locked!

Our tail is clear.

-Crud! We'll never stop 'em in time, buddy. -T-Bone, they're changing course!

What are you doing, you jerk? Let's just drop the bomb.

Ah, Headquarters can wait. I'm gonna kick these ticks off my tail.

You fools! Don't chase them, just drop the bomb!

I've spent years waiting for this moment.

Then I guess a few minutes won't kill ya.

Chill out. This won't take long.

So long, you goody two-kats!

Crud!

Bingo!

Now we're ready to fry the Enforcers.

We're lucky our Speed of Heat shields held up! Engaging jet boosters.

Crud! That last missile must've damaged my targeting scope.

But there's always my Dimensional Radar... I hope.

Yes!

Crud, they're back. But not for long.

Keep the jet steady, pal.

I've only got one chance to block that bomb.

I'm going to cement up those bomb bays before we go.

The bomb's stuck! You stupid...

No!

I spent years developing that bomb.

All my plans are ruined. I'm outta here!

Going somewhere, Deputy Mayor?

I guess those good SWAT Kats were telling the truth about you, too.

-We've gotta bail out. -No way!

Power's back. I've got control.

You stupid hotshots!

One of these days, I'm gonna put you two clowns behind bars!

I guess we're back in our own dimension, buddy.

Music to my ears!

I don't care how many times you saved this city...

I'm gonna string you up by your tails!