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KNOCK ON DOOR
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KNOCKING PERSISTS
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(Are you there, Cleggy?) No, Howard,
I'm in town, in the library.
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If you want to see me, go there.
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All right.
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Come on, Cleggy!
How can you be down at the library?
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Come in, Howard.
I'm not disturbing you, am I? Yes.
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I knew you wouldn't mind.
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Now...YOU were married, Cleggy.
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Only technically.
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Ours was more of a licence
to live in the same house.
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We never had children.
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It was only later I discovered why.
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If you want to pick my brains with
regard to anything of an advanced marital nature, you're on a loser.
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You always tell me
that sort of stuff. I bet you had a perfectly normal marriage, Cleggy.
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Well, Sundays were OK.
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There was chapel, then a big dinner,
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and later you went for a walk.
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It can't ALWAYS have been
unexciting.
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We had a pipe burst once.
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What about...passion?
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Well, THAT was for foreigners.
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People without the seriousness
that comes with strong tea and heavy puddings.
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Sensuality?
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Hadn't been invented.
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This was BEFORE television.
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We used to listen to the radio.
Saturday Night Theatre.
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There were murders and things,
but, um, fortunately, nobody ever got made love to.
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You could go over the whole dial
and never hear anybody being made love to.
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I think the passion's
going out of my marriage.
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That's nice! You'll be able to do
more in the garden. It's NOT nice!
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I think Pearl is losing interest
in me...(physically.)
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Does she rub your chest
with vapour ointment when you're stuffed up with cold? Well, yes.
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Well, what MORE do you need?
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THAT is the pinnacle
of human affection.
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Don't potter with it!
Let me see some attack.
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What you have to believe is
through pain comes perfection.
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You want a showbiz career, you have
to suffer for it. Judy Garland did. Who wants a showbiz career?
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Well, it's in your stars. Ask
Mrs Avery. Auntie Lol's not psychic.
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She's improving. Oh, forget it.
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Wait!
We could be a showbiz family.
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What do YOU do?
I do the planning, don't I?
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Plus, I'm working
on this ventriloquist act.
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Oh...when's he going to talk? Who?
Waldo.
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Well, he's a dummy. How can HE talk?
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It's a pity you haven't got him
talking yet, because he could've told you...your banger's on fire.
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"That Tom," they'll say,
"always uses a fork."
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..I don't know why I love him.
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..Why DO I love you?
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Cos I'm hell of an improvement
on the bloke you were with.
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Never been sure YOU loved ME. Aww...
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Loli... Let's not get into that.
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I love you, OK?
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It's not because I could drive a bus,
is it? No! ALL my women could.
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But I'm the first that could jack
it up and change a wheel. Oh, Loli!
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The minute I saw you do that,
I knew I was home!
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Morning.
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Ah. You've come at the right time.
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Why? What's up with HIM?
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He thinks that Pearl doesn't see him
as attractive any more.
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Sounds fair to me. I keep telling
him. Look on the bright side.
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Maybe she's NEVER found him
attractive. She DID. I have it in writing.
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Wartime letters to a loved one.
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I didn't know you were away
in the war. Oh, not me, her.
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She was on a gun site.
Ours or theirs?
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She looked great in uniform.
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You must've impressed her once.
You can do it again.
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How? Well...how did you do it then,
when you were courting?
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Do you think
we ought to be prying into this?
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I'm all for it, on the grounds that
it might be interesting. If you put it like that... It WAS interesting.
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The world was upside down.
It was, "Live for today,
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"who knows about tomorrow?" Forget
the commercial, give us the details. How did you manage to impress Pearl?
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Well, she came home on leave, only
to find a puncture in her bicycle.
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War is hell, Howard!
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There was no rubber
for civilian use.
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I was the only available man
in the area with his own puncture repair outfit.
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I hope you didn't abuse that
position. Oh, you must be joking.
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I had the pick of everything
for miles with a faulty bicycle.
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I THOUGHT you were strangely quiet
on V-E Day.
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It was the end of my golden years.
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Well, you're not gonna crack it now
with a puncture repair outfit! What did you do for an encore?
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I used to do a little comic
dance step that used to amuse Pearl.
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Used to have her in stitches.
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Well, maybe that's what
she's been missing. The old "life and soul of the party" you.
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But I haven't done it for years.
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Go for it, Howard! Give it a try.
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You've finally cracked! I knew it.
It's been coming for some time.
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Get indoors, you dozy blob,
and put the kettle on!
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Never mind, Howard. Just wait
until she gets another puncture.
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There you are...
Thank you.
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Who's the one in the funny hat?
YOU, usually.
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No, the one with the little man
with the boil on his neck.
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How can you tell it's a boil
from this distance? He keeps loosening his collar.
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Oh, I know all the signs.
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Wally used to suffer from boils.
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Sometimes you couldn't tell which
was boil and which was Wally. Fancy bringing him here like that!
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Well, they're not contagious.
It doesn't give the right ambience if it peeps above his collar.
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She should feed him at home
until he's got no more surprises inside his shirt.
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I never thought of Pearl as somebody
who could fire an anti-aircraft gun.
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No wonder Howard never took up
flying. I can just see all those husbands coming back from the war,
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checking their wives' bikes
for signs of repair.
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They won't move if you don't drive
'em. I keep telling her. Showbiz - you've got to be fit. Oh. Oh...
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HE thinks she's overweight.
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I'm very glad I ran into you two.
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What about that old slapper you were
with before I took you over? SHE was overweight. Bridget was matronly,
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but... She had a backside on her
like a brewery drayhorse. SHE wasn't earmarked for a showbiz career, eh?
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..Call it coincidence, if you like,
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but I... We all know what career
SHE was earmarked for.
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Didn't you ever wonder why
she could say, "Hello, dearie" in six different languages? Do you mind?
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I'm trying to talk to these two
gentlemen. When people start calling you gentlemen it's time to go.
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You seem like you MIGHT be in
a position to help me out. Told you.
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I-I-I was wondering... No.
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Haven't asked anything yet. Keep it
that way. Your friend doesn't agree.
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He's got you spotted
as a soft touch. We should hear what he wants. And he's right.
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I just want a little assistance.
In return for what?
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In return for which you get a lift
back to town. Sounds reasonable. We might learn more about Bridget.
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In THAT? Probably got
goats and chickens in it. Rubbish! I cleaned them out before I came.
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Look at her. That's what they do.
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They just lie there, getting fat.
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He promised me my own house
WITH a bath, with mixer taps!
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I'm working on it.
AND shower attachment!
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D'you find life satisfactory
from your height, Smiler?
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About what you might expect
while you're polishing a hat rack.
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I suppose you find it easy
to impress the ladies, being so tall.
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Certainly made an impression with
my missus. She ran off and left me.
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Well, it's what I've always said.
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Height's wasted on tall people.
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How did you GET so tall?
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How? You keep pushing your cap up,
a bit higher all the time, until it stops.
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What did they feed you on as a baby?
Was it something different?
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I can't remember now.
I see.
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I suppose that's a side effect.
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It makes you grow tall but it's not
great for your memory. Tall?
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Who's showing an interest in being
tall? Him. He's distracting me with talk about being tall.
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It must be fate that's brought him
here. Just when I'm doing a special offer this week...on being tall.
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It's just, you wonder
how a person got to be like him.
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I know what you mean.
I often wonder the same thing.
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I suppose it's too late now for me
to think about being tall. It's never too late, lad. You mustn't give up.
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Now, I'm all sold out
of extract of giraffe...
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but there's an alternative.
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I can put three or four inches on
you instantly, just like that...
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Three or four inches?!
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That would mean I'd be NEARLY tall.
Well, NEARLY nearly tall.
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Oh, take no notice, lad. You'll be
tall enough for...most purposes.
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Now, step inside the shop and we'll
redesign you. I like it already!
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I can feel meself
being more dominant.
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D'you think she's got any talent?
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She's got a big smile.
She's got a big EVERYTHING.
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I wonder why her music's coming
by rail. I wonder why YOU let him talk you into collecting it.
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Well, you can see he's busy. He'll
STAY busy if he's going to get her into show business condition!
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Should we take the pickled walnuts?
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I daren't go near a pickled walnut
in this. You look fine, Barry.
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What I LOOK is white.
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This is the sort of thing
that pickled walnuts will leap at across great distances.
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Aunty Wainwright said it'd look good
or she'd not have parted with her father's almost-new leisure suit.
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At HER prices,
she would part with her father!
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You look very aristocratic, Barry.
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We'll hide you if there's a
revolution. I feel like hiding NOW!
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It's not suitable for a picnic.
Edwardian gentlemen wore white suits for summer picnics all the time.
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What about grass stains?
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I remember a time when you weren't
so concerned about grass stains.
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For me, anyway.
Until your mother spotted one.
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That was the Sunday.
She had us engaged by Monday. You don't regret it? Not for a second!
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Felt a bit much at the time, since
we were only picking blackberries.
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You don't have to lie to ME, Barry.
I was there.
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..Oh.
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Morning, Howard.
Morning, Nora.
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I'd go meself,
but I ought to stay here and fan Babs until she gets her breath back.
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Just show them this receipt
and they'll give you the music.
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Listen, Truly, I don't want to sound
not confident, or anything,
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but have you ever driven a transit
van before? There's nothing to it. It's like a car.
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There seems to be a dog on my seat.
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I'll take him. Time for his walk.
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'My seat's not gonna be covered
in people hairs!' That was terrible.
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Don't hurt his feelings.
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He's only a beginner.
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Tell him you didn't mean it.
He's a dummy.
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Oh, but a very sad one.
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Oh... Don't be rotten. ..ARGHHH!
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Oh, come along, Barry!
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Stop making such a fuss.
You look nice.
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Where are we going for our picnic?
Where nobody'll whistle at me.
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SHE WOLF-WHISTLES
Somewhere remote. VERY remote.
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ENGINE FAILS TO CATCH
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She won't start.
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How about that? The car won't start!
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I'll have to get changed
and go and get your father. No need. You can go as you are.
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He could have us going in no time.
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I can't go near your father
in a white suit! You don't have to tango with him!
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ENGINE IS FALTERING
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BOTH: Wesley.
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No! Oh, come on, Wesley.
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You can give us a lift. Just down
to the station to fetch the girl's music. I had the day all planned.
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I was to dump this lot
and then tinker with me carburettor.
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I promised it.
Oh, well, if you promised it...
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You'll be back inside 20 minutes.
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Easily. ..Who's this?
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Who do we know who works
in a bakery? It's your Barry.
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Trust me. I'm a trained observer.
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Our Barry? Dressed like that?
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It's not my idea. We're meant to be
going on a picnic. Can you look at me car? Won't start, since you tuned it.
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Emergencies! I LOVE emergencies!
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The ultimate test.
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We've just got to go to the station
first. Hop on the back, lad.
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Relax.
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The big fella's home.
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Time you came back down to earth.
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You'd have only had a nosebleed.
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CHEERS AND WHISTLES
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I were going to take Howard
into town, but he can't walk.
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Sorry to hear that. What's wrong?
Nothing. He's discovered he's got no head for heights.
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He's wearing platform shoes.
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He's trying to be taller.
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Oh, well, if it's self-inflicted,
it's another triumph for deranged masculinity.
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Why does he want to be taller?
He'd look terrible taller.
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It sort of suits him
being undersized.
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He's striving to reach those parts
that taller romantics can reach.
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He can't really have
any romantic ambitions left. You'd be surprised.
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SHE wouldn't be surprised. Our Ros
has had too much experience of life to be surprised.
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There's always room for one more.
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Not at YOUR age!
I thought you'd have settled down.
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If I settle down any more,
they'll certify me dead.
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And you'll go dressed up like
that... DOOR OPENS
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It's only me, Mother.
Have you seen me father?
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Of course I've seen your father.
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I'd recognise him anywhere.
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He's not at the shed. My Barry went
to the shed ages ago, looking for me father. Now they've BOTH gone!
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Don't worry about your husband being
with your father! There's much worse places for husbands out there.
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Oh...
Oh, don't upset yourself.
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They'll be all right. Trust me.
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I'm an expert on husbands.
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They weren't always mine.
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We were SUPPOSED
to be going for a picnic.
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What about grass stains?
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I hope you won't start on
again about grass stains. We're married now!
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And we're taking a rug. You
weren't brought up to roll on rugs.
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Oh, Edie.
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Tried to tell her mother
she was picking blackberries.
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Give us a hand with this music,
will you, Barry?
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How much music is there?
You might well ask, lad.
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I thought you were collecting music.
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That's what WE thought. He
never said anything about an organ. OR about �7 to be paid!
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We'll never be able
to lift this thing up there.
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D'you think Barry's all right?
It'll keep his suit cleaner.
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He'll be all right.
I'm only going at a snail's pace.
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I'm not the kind of reckless idiot
that tows his son-in-law at high speeds. What kind ARE you?
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I think the point we should consider
is whether you should be towing your son-in-law on an organ at ANY speed.
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There's no law against it, to the
best of my recollection. Should hope not. Brussels will be working on it.
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I bet very soon they stop you
towing sons-in-law altogether.
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You'll never sell ice cream
at that speed!
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He's never been gone THIS long
before. An hour and 20 minutes?
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It seems longer. This journey seems
longer than an hour and 20 minutes!
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He didn't even wave!
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In a white suit? Sitting on an organ?
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He's getting very showbiz.
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To the casual observer,
that looks a lot like Barry.
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Who else do we know
in a white suit?
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Some good, me goin' slow.
259
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He's goin' faster than I am!
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D'you think you'd ever have got
the hang of being tall? It's bad for your feet.
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Nobody ever tells you it is.
FRANTIC SHOUTS
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GET OUT THE WA-A-A-AY!
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Down and up...
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..down and up!
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Now, girls, running on the spot.
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Out the way! I can't stop!
267
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On the spot! On the SPOT!
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GET OUT OF THE WA-A-AY!
269
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Get out the way!!
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I can't stop! Get out of the way!
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Get out of the way, I can't stop!
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Barry!
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Oh, Loli, speak to me.
Tell me you're all right.
274
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No, I'm NOT all right.
275
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I want a little house with a bath
and a cocktail cabinet.
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Mrs Avery all right, is she?
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Oh, she's fine.
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It's me. I think
I'm in real danger of settling down.
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AND in real danger of owing us �7.
What a memory for detail your friend has. Exceptional eyesight too.
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For his age. Owes it all
to mysterious police practices and organic vegetables.
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D'you think there's any fish
in here?
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We could ask.
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