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It's a bit...
House and Gardens, isn't it, Howard?
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If you start enjoying home life,
what are you going to do with Marina?
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I hardly know the person!
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How long have you had aspirations
towards the tea and crumpet set?
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It's him. He's been looking at
holiday brochures. We just look(!)
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She's nervous of air travel.
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He grips you so tightly, it takes
a week to get the circulation back!
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Does he often get fancy ideas?
Not with his wife!
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I just fancied breakfast
on the terrace.
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I don't know why I'm picked on.
Well, I enjoy it.
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Would you like a cup of tea? Thank
you. I never thought my neighbours would have breakfast on the terrace.
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But I always feel a bit uneasy
about eating outdoors.
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There's so many people about
wearing funny shorts.
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You lose your appetite in seconds!
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You get used to eating outdoors.
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Although some get used to it
more quickly than others. There's a fly in your tea.
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You get used to that quickly, too.
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It's got a funny look about it.
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As long as it's not wearing
funny shorts.
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Who's that on his own?
He comes in every morning.
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He's on a diet.
That's a diet?!
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It's a full breakfast
including fried bread!
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At home, he's on a diet.
So when he leaves, he comes in here for a full breakfast.
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What if he has a coronary?
I shouldn't think he's got room!
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What about her in the suit?
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She's from the insurance office.
She just picks at a bit of fruit.
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Who's that with her?
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That is a good question.
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I think he's her substitute
for cream.
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From the same office?
No, the estate agents.
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Typical! Married at home,
but let them out and they act semi-detached!
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And planning
all sorts of extensions!
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Don't tell me - two train robbers
and a tootsie hiding out on the Costa Brava?
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It's just breakfast on the terrace!
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That "tootsie" entitles you
to a nice cup of tea.
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Flatterer.
It's the policeman's friend.
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I thought that was her from...
I was merely conducting inquiries!
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Ever thought of marrying again?
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Have you? I can't wait!
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She doesn't mean that. I know
Norman's not the marrying kind.
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I didn't mind the marrying.
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It was the bits that came after
that I found totally confusing.
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I swept Pearl off her feet once.
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I could do it again. You'd need
a larger brush! It were wartime.
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He looked good in uniform.
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I never knew you wore uniform.
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Kendall's Bakery. He delivered.
I volunteered for the Paras, but the war ended.
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Probably heard you were coming.
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The parachute section of Kendall's
Bakery. They'd have a nicer uniform.
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You can't talk to some people
when they're in a flippant mood. He rarely talks to me at all!
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He daren't speak in case he
contradicts a lie from previously.
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As if I'd lie to you, petal!
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May I be struck down if...
BANG
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EXHAUST BACKFIRES
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Last time I heard a noise
like that, we were being bombed! It's Kendall's Bakery!
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People come here for peace!
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That can be arranged.
Peace of mind. I can put you onto something.
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Mrs Lolly Minerva...
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Avery, famous psychic
now residing in this area,
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has one or two vacancies
for private consultations in the strictest confidence.
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We've got a lovely modern home,
Barry. Right...
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Don't you think we ought to have
perhaps one antique? You know, some small item as a centrepiece.
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Mm... Something
which happily mixes with...
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Right, yeah.
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Are you listening to me, Barry?
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Mm-hm...
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I'm thinking of running away
with the milkman, Barry.
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Fine.
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What's this?! It's a coaster, Barry!
With butter and marmalade on!
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Have I got your attention now?
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You HAVE got my attention!
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We've got a lovely modern home,
Barry. I knew that already!
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But don't you think it needs
just one antique? One antique can make the modern home, Barry.
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As a centrepiece.
This has got polish on! You could have poisoned me!
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You'd never have noticed.
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HAMMERING
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Is he any good? Are you
in any position to be choosy?
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That's the trouble with poverty.
You've no confidence in what you can afford.
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Does that mean I'm getting paid?!
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For lying on your back?
You must be joking!
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I'll see you're all right
once we've all seen some growth from our initial investment.
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He said "our". I couldn't help
noticing he said "our" investment.
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Maybe we ought to hear
what he's got to say.
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Truly, what happened to that police
tendency not to believe in fairies?
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What happens is, you begin to notice
that the people you arrest are better off than you are!
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You need a new exhaust.
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You're not giving in too soon?
I'm sure!
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Where's all this Yorkshire grit?
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Most of it's rattling around
inside your exhaust!
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You need a new one.
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You'll have to excuse me.
This calls for a planning session.
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He's gonna need some watching,
but we'll be here to keep him honest, focus his energies,
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turn him into something his dad
would be proud of. Planning session? He's thinking it over.
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SNORING
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Focus his energies?
Just like his father!
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Call this a planning session(?)
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Oh, hiya. I've been on the mobile
to my accountant. He recommends something cheaper. What have you got?
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We could try the scrap yard.
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Now you're thinking! See
the benefits of a planning session? Here we go - the scrap yard!
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Right, we'll take a lane each.
We're looking for a van, similar age and model as Tom's.
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Only in better condition.
They'll all be better than his!
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But what if we find one?
I'm just the kind of unlucky muffin who's going to find one.
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Just check underneath
for the condition of the exhaust. If it's clapped out, keep looking.
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This will be endless fun(!)
It's all for a good cause.
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I've been up all night worrying.
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You're not the worrying kind.
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You've got to keep a face on.
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Well, come on, then!
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I wonder if one day you'll come
and take me away from all this.
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I would...
but I've to be back for lunchtime.
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A girl must think about her future!
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It's funny you should say that.
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"Mrs Avery, the famous psychic"?
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I could make us an appointment.
Do that, Howard! Leave it with me.
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I'm in your hands, Howard.
A helpless slip of a thing.
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Only after a long internal struggle
have I decided to submit...
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and allow you certain liberties.
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You can kiss me.
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What? In the staff entrance?
In broad daylight?
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Oh, you know I want to. I spend hours
practising with my lips.
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Oh, well, don't if you don't want
to. It's not that I don't want to.
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I'll do it!
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Here we go!
Throwing caution to the wind!
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I love it down here.
There's so much of interest.
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And nettles!
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I don't know why people go abroad
gawping at old churches.
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You'd holiday here
if you could talk Edie into it. She won't. Not even for a week.
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Even though I promised her a second
week at Scarborough. They leap out at you - giant nettles!
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Nobody comes, nobody hears you
screaming. Where's Tom?
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Well...I thought he was with you.
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Maybe he's found one.
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He's gone. I told you.
The nettles have got him.
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Look at this. While we've been
out here sweating on his behalf...
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SNORING
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Another planning session!
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I bet you think
I've been doing nothing.
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Watch his ears twitch
when they're going to lie.
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You close your eyes for a second and
people think you're doing nothing!
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Especially
when you're doing nothing.
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The truth is, I'm searching
by the psychic method as taught to me by Mrs Avery.
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According to occult theory,
if you concentrate hard enough, you should pinpoint the item.
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You caught me in intense
concentration. You were snoring!
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It may have sounded like snoring,
but it was occult signals.
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I thought you might be here.
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Why?
If you're not in the shed, you're at the scrap yard.
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Now I'm a creature of habit!
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You come across some funny habits
in the police. Mainly inspectors and above.
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You're looking very married, Barry.
Something specific?
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Our Glenda's looking for an antique.
Do you know about antiques?
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Antiques?
That's a dangerous road, lad.
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That could lead to Auntie Wainwright.
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I thought I'd explore
every other avenue first.
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What sort of antique?
Just a centrepiece.
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Glenda has a centipede?
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A centre-PIECE. As in furniture.
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I bet you're really glad you came.
Right, Barry? He will be.
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These things are no accident.
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You know of something?
Not too expensive?
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Mrs Avery can point you to something
using only her psychic powers at very affordable prices.
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How can she do that?
Radically reduced overheads. We live in a terrible dump.
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No, I mean
how can she do it psychically?
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Her secret. Best not to pry.
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Hey! What about the exhaust?
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Good thinking. You keep looking
and I'll see to our lad here.
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Hello?
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Go away and take your fancy bit
with you! She IS psychic!
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I'm just a student
he's helping through college.
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Mrs Avery?
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Who wants to know? We paid the
instalment on the cocktail cabinet.
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"The Amazing Mrs Lolly Minerva Avery,
consultant to the stars"?
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Oh, I expect that's me.
He never tells me. Could we inquire which stars?
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Is she wi' you?
For educational purposes only.
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Big stars, mostly Peruvian. They
like them blonde and fair-skinned.
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Worth many ponies.
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You were blonde and fair-skinned?
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To a Peruvian.
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What are you doing today? Why?
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Oh, relax, our Edie!
It's not a trick question.
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I know you think I've led
a wicked life, but I'm not trying to lure you into the fast lane.
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I just wondered if you fancy
an hour out. It's furniture day!
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What's that? Another bank holiday?
It's the day after washing day.
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The day I do my furniture.
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And they wonder
why a girl leaves home!
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They wondered
which one you'd gone off with!
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The wrong one.
I always had that knack.
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Do you know, there's not
a speck of dust anywhere?
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All you're doing is wearing it out.
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It's furniture day.
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Edie, it'll still be there
when you get back. Back from where?
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A relaxation class!
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What's that when it's all there?
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They teach you how to relax.
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Thank you, but I know how to relax.
Huh! That'll be the day!
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There you go. Always busy.
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Her amazing insights
are always in demand. She'll put you onto an antique.
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Ohhh!
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Ohhhhhhhhh!
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The...the washtub...
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I hope you don't think we always
keep people under the house.
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I was just examining the workmanship
of this fine old washtub.
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I was just telling the young lady
there, whoever she is,
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what a fine example this is
of the tubmaker's art.
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He knows his tubs.
He has breakfast on the terrace.
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Here's your answer -
a genuine antique. Buff it up, she'll love it.
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I think Glenda was thinking
more of a piece of furniture.
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This IS a piece of furniture.
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Have it chromed!
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Where are you going with my tub?
This young man is looking for an antique.
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What am I supposed to wash in?
I sometimes wish I'd never left Mr Avery. He never understood you.
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Your need to find your inner self.
He bought me a washer. Always had a stamp. He counted teabags!
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If the pack said 80 bags,
he used to double-check!
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A relaxation class?
Yes. It'd do your mother good. She's never been relaxed.
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You're relaxed enough for both of
us. In what way? Drink your coffee!
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You've heard of the scarlet woman?
Your mother thinks she's a hint of pink compared to me.
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I wore nylons during the war. That
meant you were beyond redemption.
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Oh, they were like gold!
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Sid brought me a pair
when he came home on leave.
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I was so pleased,
I didn't cross-examine him. Not till after the war.
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My Wally's idea of a gift
was some feed for his pigeons.
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Bless him.
He was always a gentleman.
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He was always terrified of you!
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Yes, well,
I suppose that helped.
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I don't recall Howard having
any advantages in wartime.
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And I must say
it's a pattern he's stuck to.
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Wesley made me a lighter
out of a machine gun bullet. I didn't smoke, but it didn't work.
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I hope my Barry's never in a war.
Excitement brings him out in lumps. We don't wish to know that!
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You should see the lump
mine brings out!
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You lot have had as many problems
with men as I've had.
229
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But ours was with the SAME man!
230
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In some ways I think mine was.
They just had different names.
231
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Is it all-female, this class?
232
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Oh, I shouldn't think so.
It's all unisex these days. Not in this house!
233
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My Barry goes to a unisex
hairdresser. Well, I hope they don't hear at the Building Society.
234
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Men going for lessons
on how to relax?! I suppose so.
235
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They can do that naturally!
236
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It's not relaxing they need
lessons in. It's getting going!
237
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I could take my Barry.
He gets executive stress.
238
00:22:15,827 --> 00:22:22,827
I won't be relaxing where your Barry
is. I have to keep a certain distance as his mother-in-law.
239
00:22:22,827 --> 00:22:27,347
That could cause
a total breakdown in discipline.
240
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It's a good job they didn't
know you when you were being courted by that Co-op assistant manager.
241
00:22:35,927 --> 00:22:42,227
Oh? Who was this Co-op assistant
manager? Drink your coffee!
242
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Some people will do anything
for an extra bit of bacon.
243
00:22:46,867 --> 00:22:51,927
I never went as far as bacon. A bit
of margarine was far enough for me.
244
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Mother! Drink your coffee!
245
00:23:01,867 --> 00:23:04,507
How do you feel about nights?
246
00:23:04,507 --> 00:23:09,547
Nights? That dark stuff
you get between days.
247
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How do I feel about nights?
248
00:23:12,187 --> 00:23:16,607
Take your time.
Don't over-extend yourself.
249
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They're not a bad idea for sleeping.
250
00:23:19,247 --> 00:23:26,287
How do you feel about working
tonight? Just for an hour after dark. Overtime?
251
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Oh, you're becoming hard to deal
with. Look at the teacher I've got.
252
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What are we doing after dark?
253
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Advertising. An advertising
spectacular. I'm determined to get people's attention. Yeah...
254
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Stand there. Don't move.
255
00:23:54,227 --> 00:23:57,007
When can I move? Won't be long.
256
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Oh...! You see? How fireworks get
people's attention?
257
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HORN BEEPS
258
00:24:18,827 --> 00:24:23,447
You did it!
She sounds as sweet as a nut!
259
00:24:23,447 --> 00:24:28,187
It's only patched.
It'll last till you get a new one.
260
00:24:28,187 --> 00:24:33,247
What did she tell you? She told me
I'd meet a tall, dark stranger.
261
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How tall? She didn't go
into details, Howard.
262
00:24:38,087 --> 00:24:42,967
Well, I hope you won't forget
who adjusts your bicycle.
263
00:24:42,967 --> 00:24:49,947
I wonder if she really is psychic.
I didn't think policemen were interested in that kind of thing.
264
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I've seen some very strange things,
265
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notably, the former Mrs Truelove.
266
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What do you want a washtub for?
Tell him how lucky you've been!
267
00:25:11,327 --> 00:25:13,727
ENGINE SPLUTTERS
268
00:25:17,267 --> 00:25:21,267
Don't worry, Barry.
I'll see to it.
269
00:25:21,267 --> 00:25:23,707
Get the bonnet up, lad.
270
00:25:23,707 --> 00:25:26,327
How lucky can you get, Barry?
271
00:25:28,427 --> 00:25:33,487
Don't worry, Barry.
I'll deliver the washtub.
272
00:25:33,487 --> 00:25:38,447
Would there be room in the back
for two persons with cycles?
273
00:25:41,367 --> 00:25:46,307
First a successful exhaust transplant
and now some minor resuscitation!
274
00:25:58,167 --> 00:26:03,487
Well, it wasn't MY fault it jumped
the verge! I didn't want this!
275
00:26:03,487 --> 00:26:08,127
Relax, Mother.
We've all been to relaxation class.
276
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Let's not get excited.
Remember what the instructor said.
277
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Find your calm centre. Oh...!
278
00:26:16,327 --> 00:26:23,727
It's done this hat no good!
Yes, there's always something you can be thankful for.
279
00:26:23,727 --> 00:26:28,347
They say everything flashes
before your eyes.
280
00:26:28,347 --> 00:26:31,227
All I got was Howard.
281
00:26:31,227 --> 00:26:38,447
I saw my Barry wandering lonely
with some antique. The damn thing thinks it's a steeplechaser!
282
00:26:38,447 --> 00:26:45,887
Edie, find your calm centre.
Well, it's going to take some finding in this girdle!
283
00:26:45,887 --> 00:26:49,487
Look! Something's coming!
284
00:26:55,807 --> 00:26:59,487
It's Pearl! Lucky you, Howard.
285
00:27:06,087 --> 00:27:08,987
OK, ladies. Hop in the back.
286
00:27:08,987 --> 00:27:13,707
Thank goodness.
I'll sit in the front!
287
00:27:15,807 --> 00:27:18,207
Oh, thank you very much.
288
00:27:24,607 --> 00:27:30,907
What's she doing here? She was
very tired after a bicycle ride.
289
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On two bicycles?!
290
00:27:33,327 --> 00:27:35,947
It was a long journey.
291
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LOUD BACKFIRE
292
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Howard!
293
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BANG
Ow!!
294
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