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I used to know
the length of the Mississippi! Oh, that's very useful(!)
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I'll bet you're sorry
you've forgotten that(!) I can see that you're keenly interested(!)
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But I was just using it as
an example of how you forget things.
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Don't YOU forget things?
..I can't remember. YOU'RE in a picky mood this morning.
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Reminds me of being married,
although a sense of fairness obliges me to admit you're prettier!
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When you realise...
people...die so suddenly,
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you wonder if it's worth
buying new underwear!
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Think you might be tempting fate?
I think we haven't got the hang of it yet.
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Underwear? Oh, I think
I've got the hang of mine!
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Course, you miss the weight
of your truncheon...
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I'm talking about HIM...
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being without him.
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Walking...out here, with...
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without him!
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We often used to walk without him.
He was always hanging behind, or scrambling on a wall somewhere!
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Yeah...yes.
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It's sort of comforting, somebody 20
yards behind you, walking on walls,
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or 20 yards in front of you, trying
to walk across a five-bar gate... He never could resist a five-bar gate.
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He never could resist Nora Batty!
I expect that had a tendency to make you climb gates!
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Well...get up there, get on with it!
It was HIM that climbed walls - WE never did!
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All right, just because we DIDN'T
do it, doesn't mean we CAN'T do it! What are you looking for?
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See if anybody's coming.
Well, there you go! You think he cared if anybody was coming?
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You fancy walking on a wall, you
walk on a wall - that was him! All right...I fancy walking on a wall!
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Ah...now that you're sure
that nobody's coming!
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Right...oh-h-h...ah.
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Nah-h-h...it's not you.
You're the wrong size for walls!
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You're the first person
who's ever noticed that!
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Somebody coming!
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What? Where? A-a-agh!
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Don't forget to write!
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There's a letter...for 'im!
For 'im? "Mr William Simmonite".
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He never got much mail!
Why's he getting mail now he's dead? Who's his next of kin?
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He doesn't 'ave any.
Who's looking after his affairs? What affairs?
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They took his ferrets...
Not exactly a complicated estate!
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Well, I'll 'ave to leave it
with somebody. Can't you return it to sender?
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No return address.
Will YOU take charge of it? Oh, I'm not touchin' it.
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Not without I first
consult his friends. Would you take it to his friends?
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I suppose Norman Clegg
ought to 'ave it. Oh, thanks.
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DOOR SQUEAKS
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Um, three teas...
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Two teas, please, Ivy.
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He looks a bit disarranged
around the hat! He fell off a wall!
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What was he doing on a wall?
Not very well!
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There must be a knack to it. I
expect you were missing the weight of your truncheon. That could be it!
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Life's not the same without
a lump of wood down your trousers. BELL
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I'm glad you two are here.
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He's got a letter!
Who's got a letter?
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Compo!
I hope they don't want a reply!
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Second-class post - late again!
Mark it "please forward" and drop it in the box.
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Probably cutting off his electric
again - he's fooled them this time! It's not that kind of a letter...
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It's a personal letter!
Somebody's got to open it. Here! It ought to be you.
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I don't like opening
other people's mail. It'll be here a while if we wait for HIM!
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It might be important to somebody.
Open it! He never had any secrets from YOU!
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Huh! What about her at Throstlenest?
SHE was a surprise! He never told us about seeing HER every Thursday!
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He never told ME either!
I hope that letter's not from HER!
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SHE knows he's dead! SHE wouldn't
be writing to him. Open it.
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Well...suppose it contains material
of an adult nature?
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YOU'RE an adult!
They forget that sometimes. They forget it ALL the time!
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It's from his son!
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It looks as if
he DID keep a few secrets!
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Ooh, the little devil!
All these years he's had a son...
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I wonder how many more
little surprises he's got? He was married once...
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Only for five minutes!
That's long enough!
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Read it!
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"Dear Father... I suppose I'll have
to get used to calling you father.
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"Mam always told me you were dead.
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"During the war, she said.
I thought you were a hero.
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"You'll have to tell me.
I can't ask Mam.
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"She died a few years ago.
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"It's funny, at my age,
having to adjust to...
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"not being an orphan."
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He doesn't know his father's dead!
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"How come it took you this long
to get in touch?
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"Couldn't you find a pencil?!"
Oh, it's a shame!
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"You've got two grandchildren
somewhere...but I've mislaid them.
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"They went off in search of truth
and wisdom, with bits of metal through their nose!"
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Truth and wisdom?! When they've
found it, they'll only smoke it! "I'm coming to see you."
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Oh, he's coming!
"Don't go away -
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"everybody else has."
Ooh, it is, it's a shame. When's he coming?
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The 19th!
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That's today!
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"You write on tatty bits of paper,
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"so I'm assuming staff won't be
available for handling visitors(!)
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"Tourist information says there's
a quiet pub not far from you...
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"The Feathers."
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He's coming to The Feathers...
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lunch time today!
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Poor lad. Who's going to tell him
his father's died?
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YOU'LL have to tell him, Norman.
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I read the letter! Can't somebody
else do it? HE was in the police!
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He must be used to telling people
people are dead!
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I always sent WPC McGillicuddy!
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She had the gift for making death
seem more attractive!
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Glenda? What is it, Barry?
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Have you got a minute?
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What is it, Barry?
Sit down a minute, love.
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You've got something to tell me,
haven't you? Yes.
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You've got six months to live!
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..I haven't got six months to live!
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Even less? Oh, Barry!
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It... It's nothing like THAT!
It's nothing medical!
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It's another woman! It's her
from your insurance department! It's only a bit of exercise I'm after.
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Well, in that case,
I must say she looks very suitable! Will you listen to me?!
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I'm not interested in other women!
I am determined to secure an executive position.
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I am going to become mentally and
physically fit! I'm going to drive myself to the peak of condition!
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I am going to take on the challenge
the world throws at us!
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I am gonna FLING myself
into outdoor activities.
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I am going to become ruthless!
And single-minded!
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(And, um...)
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I...I was hoping you'd come with me!
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Oh, Barry!
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You know I'll come with you! Oh...
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ENGINE REVS
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GEARS GRIND
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ENGINE REVS LOUDLY
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Wesley!
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Wesley!
HORN BLARES
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- What is it?
- Come 'ere! I don't want them to hear me shouting all over the county!
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What is it?
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You never told ME he had a son!
Who had a son? There you go again, being evasive!
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I don't know what you mean!
You all stick together, you men.
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Who had a son?
Compo Simmonite! As though you didn't know!
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I didn't know!
Mind you...when you think of what he used to get up to as a young man!
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..Never!
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It's...it's news to me!
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I'm sure it's news to everybody!
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No, Howard doesn't know!
Well, I don't THINK he knows! Hang on a minute!
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HOWARD!
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A son!
Do you know anything about a son?
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You mean, son,
as in somebody's child? Have you been keeping it quiet?
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It's a lie! Whoever she is, tell 'er
I'll sue 'er for every penny!
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No, Howard doesn't know!
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Well...this is gonna be nice.
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You shake hands, say "Hello!
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"..Oh, and by the way, your father's
dead!" They were strangers! They've never met.
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It's not going to be all that much
of a thing, is it? I'd still like to soften the blow a bit. How, exactly?
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I don't know...let the man have a
drink first, work into it gradually.
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It'd be easier to do it upfront.
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Couldn't you send
for WPC McGillicuddy? No, you wouldn't want her.
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Believe me,
death really IS preferable.
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Want a lift? We're only going
to The Feathers. Me, too! Word soon gets around, doesn't it?
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The jungle drums
have been throbbing all morning, lad!
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Excuse me! If there's anybody home,
could you persuade it to take a message? What message?
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Oh, wake up! You make the place feel
like Madame Tussaud's. And I can never tell who you're supposed to be!
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I was just thinking.
Well, that's unnatural, for a start!
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It makes you wonder who else
has a son nobody knows about!
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I don't suppose YOUR father
went around bragging a lot!
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Imagine...somebody coming up to you
in the street and calling you Daddy!
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I wouldn't know where to put meself!
HE wouldn't be thrilled either!
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I'm glad I never had
much to do with women. A lot there depends on how much "not much"!
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Uh...I don't think I'm really
at risk. I don't think so, either.
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Not at the speed you move!
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They're not ALL as nosy
as you! Just because they've heard, it doesn't mean they'll all come.
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We can't face him with that lot!
Get the drinks in, Wesley, we'll have 'em out here.
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I can't walk in there! The missus
will start putting newspapers down!
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That's the most unlikely excuse
I've heard to avoid buying a drink! How about...
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me wallet is in me other overalls?
The second most unlikely! Your other overalls must look the same!
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Oh, aye, they look the same!
Seeing how you must be running out of excuses, I'll get the drinks.
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Has he come yet?
Not yet, Eli! I'll wait in the bar.
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THUD
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Have they got a basement bar now?
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Should we be here, in daylight?
It's a quiet little pub, miles from anywhere!
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Where's the harm in two weary
cyclists popping in for a drink? I'm in your hands, Howard.
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We'll hide it here,
out of sight...and safe.
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Does that apply only to the bicycles?
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You're always safe with me, love.
It certainly feels like that(!)
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They're all in there! It looks like
they were waiting for us!
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HORN BLARES
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You saw that!
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I had to brake heavily to avoid them
and the garden furniture! I gave my exhaust that they might live!
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VAN DOOR SLAMS
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Babs! Why is your neck at such
a terrible angle? What angle?
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Oh, tell me you're all right!
I'm all right!
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Aren't you suffering
from whiplash effect on account of the emergency braking?
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I am! I'm suffering
whiplash effect... Louder!
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I'm suffering whiplash effect
on account of... (The emergency braking.) ..the emergency braking.
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Poor child! She'll never be able
to read in church again! It's the worst I've EVER seen.
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It's the worst acting!
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It's him. Look at him!
He's the spit of his father! WOMEN MURMUR AGREEMENT
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Lean on me, girl. Try not to slip
into unconsciousness!
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Take good care of her, whilst
I attend to my own injuries. ..Hey!
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No sudden movements.
They could be fatal!
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You're just like him.
Oh, you poor love!
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To think we should meet
under such tragic circumstances!
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She's just broken her neck a bit!
Any substantial settlement will cure it!
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Oh-h-h...
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I keep forgetting...he doesn't know!
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Oh...!
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What was THAT? Is there
a ladies' tag team round 'ere?
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SHE usually wins!
When she's not disqualified for using excessive force!
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You'd have to be impressed
by the grip! ..I'm looking for a Mr William Simmonite.
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Now's your chance...tell him!
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Fa-a-a-ather!
Oh, no! Not ME! Not ME!
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Oh! Sorry.
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I should have recognised the ears!
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Daddy!
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I'm not your daddy, I'm
a retired policeman! That's a first!
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Where is he, then?
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He's supposed to meet me here.
I don't know quite how to put this... There IS no easy way.
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Oh, no, is he away? Don't say that!
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It runs counter
to a deeply-felt philosophy!
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Well...
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the main reason
why your father's not here...
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Give it to him straight!
You're right. It's the only way.
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Well, give it me, then!
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Your father's dead.
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He wrote me a letter!
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That was before.
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He's taken it worse than we thought.
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You never can tell!
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Did he leave enough
for a new exhaust?
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Woof, woof, woof!
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You know, I love this dog.
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He is modelled on the heroic Waldo
that saved 16 children from death!
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Oh... Woof, woof!
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With her face painted like that, she
looks like somebody from Star Wars!
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She looks like Waldo's mother!
Ooh...
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SHE should worry! I've just seen mine
disappear with Waldo's GRANDMOTHER!
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He seems to have a way with the
ladies! Just like his father! Ah-ha.
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Not good with exhausts.
Ooh, it turns me over. He's so like his father.
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What's this?
He's had a hard life - you want to hear the stories!
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We're having
a little collection. He DOES have a way with the ladies!
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If it's for his exhaust,
never mind collecting - I'll fix it! Oh...
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he's come all this way and found
his father's dead, and you're going to refuse him a contribution! No...!
225
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Let's fix him up
and get him on his way! Thank you.
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It's gonna take a lot of work
under there! Just patch it up, and let's get him gone!
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00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:19,224
Ah...until the settlement of Daddy's
estate, I wondered if any of you gentlemen would care to help his...
228
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closest family,
with a kind of...bridging loan?
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Was that Wesley calling?
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No good speaking to me - I'm deaf.
I could leave Babs as security! Pardon?
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On a technical point...there
is no tax disc on this vehicle.
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Well, it's off the road, isn't it?
You can see it's not roadworthy...
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so, naturally, when it was
off the road, I removed the tax disc in order to apply for a refund!
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There was no disc when
you drove in! Oh, he does hammer a point! We've got a right one here.
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Look at that...hands in his pockets,
the way he walks...
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What does that remind you of?
Trouble! Come on, let's go.
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Leave it with me.
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00:23:11,344 --> 00:23:18,844
Hey-up! What time is it? I'm getting
worried about Babs' Auntie Lol! She should be here by now.
239
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Oh...my associate, Mrs Avery. She's
travelling in the other vehicle.
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Perhaps we could go down the road
a bit and see where she's got to? I suppose we could give you a lift.
241
00:23:31,324 --> 00:23:36,604
It's better than another collection!
You're a reckless lot round here.
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CLUCKING AND BLEATING
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His father only kept ferrets!
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When's he going home? He's only
just come! It's been long enough!
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00:24:02,064 --> 00:24:08,664
You can't be rotten! Try me!
He's just lost his father! He's just lost his exhaust!
246
00:24:08,664 --> 00:24:13,904
And that's what's worrying me. If it
wasn't for that, he could go home!
247
00:24:13,904 --> 00:24:19,044
And why are we in the back, and he's
in the front? He's faster than us!
248
00:24:20,164 --> 00:24:23,224
'It's nice round here, isn't it?'
249
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Say hello to Gags, then!
It's Babs, not Gags!
250
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He has difficulties with his B's!
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'Hello, Gags!'
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HOWARD:
Don't you just love it out here?
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MARINA:
It has its...possibilities!
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And there to the right, you can see
the common lesser winthrop,
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which is easily recognised
by its hairy petals.
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Now, if we move along, we should
find some examples of the stringwort.
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The stringwort is always
easily recognisable by the arrangement of leaves on the stem!
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Must go and find a stringwort!
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I didn't know
Howard was an authority on flowers!
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I think he's just a keen amateur!
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ENGINE ROARS
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BRAKES SQUEAL
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They came from nowhere! It were like
time stood still! I just had this vision of this big tart and a midget!
264
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She HAS visions. You're a complete
psychic! You'll be amazed at the range of her uncanny perceptions!
265
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I'm not a midget!
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I thought I killed him!
Last thing he needs with a bird like that is more bad luck!
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We just happened to be travelling
in the same direction!
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00:26:25,784 --> 00:26:31,724
And, in a fit of unrequited passion,
he threw his bicycle under your bus!
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I shall be a witness, Mrs Avery!
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So, that's his associate, Mrs Avery!
His father had similar ambitions, size-wise!
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It's going to be a paint job!
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Always very expensive
on these vintage machines! How much? Bearing in mind, I'm only a midget!
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�500. �500?!
That's only if we have to get involved in a load of paperwork.
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For cash and no questions...give us
10 now, and we'll call it quits.
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You meet a few wrong men...
Next thing you know, you're driving a bus wi' a chimney...
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He says he loves me...but first
he made sure I had me HGV licence!
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Well, now you've got your other
vehicle. Safe journey! Journey? Well, it's been nice meeting you!
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And Waldo! And the rest
of your terrify...LOVELY family. Have a good journey home. Home?
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THIS is our home now.
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00:27:40,904 --> 00:27:43,804
This is where our roots are now.
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Roots? He calls it roots?!
A bus wi' a chimney?!
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Here we go, Waldo. This is it.
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Home, sweet home.
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00:28:09,264 --> 00:28:13,204
Oh...SHE'S getting on well
with Wesley!
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Maybe SHE'S got her HGV licence too!
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What a big BUS!
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She has, hasn't she?
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The vehicle!
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Oh, the vehicle!
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