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I thought I might find you here.
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D'you think he believed in Heaven?
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I think so.
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I expect he believed
that he couldn't afford it.
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You think you know somebody,
and then you find six pairs of braces in his drawer.
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There's more material there
than in his trousers.
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The little folder with "Eight
popular views of Withernsea, 1937."
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I didn't think there WERE
eight views of Withernsea.
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Are we going to see him?
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I can see him.
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Falling about, hands in his pockets,
dragging his wellies.
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Are we going to see him
before they close the lid?
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Well, I'm not so sure about that.
You'll be sorry.
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Besides, how often do you get to see
something for nothing these days? We ought to see him.
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He'll be all spruced up and tidy.
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You wanna remember him tidy?
It's not natural!
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You won't remember him tidy.
You'll remember him scruffy as he always was.
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Maybe we should bury him scruffy.
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No, we shouldn't. You should know -
he tidied himself up for funerals. He always went in YOUR suit!
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He's going in it again!
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We ought to see him one last time.
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See how your suit's looking.
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It'll be fine.
He wore it more than I did.
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If we go now, we'll have time
to see him before we have to get ready for the funeral.
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I wonder if SHE'll be there -
the one he left his ferrets to. Reggie Unsworth? He kept her quiet!
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I expect he'll have had a shave.
Certainly.
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Well, that's gonna be unnatural
for a start!
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I never knew he wore braces.
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I'd like to know where it all goes.
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It doesn't seem five minutes
since we were at school.
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I wish they'd not had an open coffin.
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Well, it's quite normal.
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Suppose he's still got
that smile on his face?
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What's wrong with that?
People'll wonder what put it there!
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It was his last look at you.
You should be pleased!
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It was too much for him, seeing us
in those chorus girl costumes.
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It's not as if we were naked.
We weren't so far off!
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Rubbish! What did he see? A lot
of black tights without a wrinkle.
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He loved it! It could be
the last memory he took with him.
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Yes, well, I hope he doesn't go about
mentioning any NAMES!
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Hey, hey! Put two pages
down there, because that's where he shuffles about looking guilty.
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Couldn't you keep him clean today.
He knows he's going to a funeral.
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I can't keep him clean ALL day.
You try living with him all clean. He doesn't know what to do with himself.
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He gets under your feet,
pining for his overalls. It's like parting mother and child.
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He came smart
when you were in hospital.
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And in five minutes
you were glad to be rid of him.
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Wesle-aah!
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Wesle-aah!
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Wesley, get yourself in here!
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What's the problem?
You're the problem, that's what.
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Oophh! Just look at the state of you!
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Start getting ready, now!
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It's not time yet.
Funeral's not for hours.
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NOW!
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Like a bloomin' diver! Pull you out
too quickly and you get the bends.
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Ah! Morning, Howard.
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It might be for you. I'm confined
to the house till the funeral.
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Makes sense to me. She must think
she's married to Harry Houdini!
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It's all right for some. They can
wander about as they please.
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We're gonna pay our respects
to Compo. I could do that!
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Why didn't I think of that?
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We'll tell him you said Hi.
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I'm just going
to pay my respects to Compo.
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WRONG!
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It's a last quiet moment
with a friend!
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You can go with me.
We'll both go together later.
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That'll be nice.
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You were up early!
I heard you going out.
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I went for a walk.
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Chin up. Yes.
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I wonder if I've got time
to change my library book.
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Inside, before I change
your whole personality!
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Now what?
You go in.
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We're both going in!
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I shall be so embarrassed
if he's wearing that smile!
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You should be pleased
if he's wearing a smile!
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Well, is he smiling?
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See for yourself.
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He's doing it deliberately!
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He looks nice.
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That's a good lad, Barry.
Nice and clean for the funeral.
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He was always nice enough to me.
I liked him.
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We should follow him in a clean car.
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We'll pick my mam and dad up.
They can ride with us.
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Your father's going with us?
It's no good taking two cars.
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Can we have the radio on?
At a funeral?!
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He'll listen to the engine unless
I can cover it up with some noise.
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It doesn't matter - it's a funeral!
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He can hardly stop to tinker with it.
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Not DURING the funeral, but after,
he'll have the bonnet up.
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You can't have the radio on -
that's all there is to it!
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Can we sing hymns or something?
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Oo-ooh, Barry!
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Have you ever seen such a grin?
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You'd think he was enjoying it!
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I can't get over the fact he ought
to be at the bookies. He always said one day he'd start saving money.
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I hope he doesn't think he's going
in for half an hour on a sunbed!
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You're going to buy me summat nice.
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Nice, but not too expensive.
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I'm getting dressed up for a change.
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Do we ought to be splashing out
on such a sad occasion?
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It'll be sad for you
if I don't get summat nice!
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It won't be a BIG funeral.
The few of us who ARE there should give him a good send off.
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D'you like this one?
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Not really.
I know what you're thinking.
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It's gonna be too big
around the wallet! Well, I like it!
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Closed? I don't believe it!
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I know when to show respect.
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In the presence of death -
or large amounts of money - nobody pays more attention.
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I've known you do it
for SMALL amounts of money!
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Emergency sales? What are they?
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Anybody who wants to buy anything
while I'm not here.
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Oh, I see. They ring that number.
And then what?
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They'll be amazed how soon I'm here.
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But s'posing you're at the funeral?
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Then they've won a prize
in my mobile sales lucky draw.
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What's the prize?
An invitation to the funeral.
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Where I can keep an eye on them
and make sure they don't slip away.
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Everything suddenly went black.
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The cardinal rule, Howard,
is try to keep some distance between the wife and the girlfriend.
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I wouldn't say she's a girlfriend.
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It's more a meeting of the minds.
We share intellectual interests.
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Here's an intellectual problem -
which one will you be with at the funeral? They're not BOTH going?!
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With a girl on each arm, how are you
gonna hold your hymn book?
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Very unsteadily, by the look of it.
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I wish we had a baby.
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We haven't time right now, Barry.
We're going to a funeral.
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I mean I wish we had one right now.
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Why, all of a sudden?
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I suppose I've never really thought
about the advantage of children.
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Suppose it cried all the time?
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Well, that's the great advantage.
If we had one in the car, your father would never hear the engine.
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Barry, I am not having children just
so my father can't hear your engine!
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Just a thought.
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Would you really like a child, Barry?
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Well, I suppose when you think about
it, they'd be sick all over your leather interiors.
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What can we take to make a noise?
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We're taking my mother.
She does a fair job!
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I bet she's quiet.
I bet just for once she's quiet!
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I'm going to pretend I've got a
cough. Don't worry. It's just to stop your father listening to my engine.
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You'll hurt your throat, Barry.
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HOARSELY: It'll be worth it.
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Coo-ee!
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Whoops! What is it?
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It's Compo's Thursdays,
the Regina bird.
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Reggie Unsworth? Yeah, she's stood
there waiting, probably for us.
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Who is she?
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We can tell you.
You're a man of the world.
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She was Compo's Thursday lady.
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He used to visit her every Thursday.
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I never knew that. None of us did.
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Every Thursday? ..Isn't it amazing
what you can do when you're single?
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Of course, I've put me down
for Mondays as well. Wagging again?
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We've gotta find out what she wants.
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Now, who's the most experienced
with ladies on a time share basis?
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Sounds like you, Howard.
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Be gentle with her. Why me?
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You're good with ladies. Not
that size! You're fighting outside your weight with Marina anyway.
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Marina is just a slip of a thing!
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She terrifies policemen
and bouncers! Only the young ones.
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Where can I get some black?
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For the funeral!
I can't go like this!
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He'll show you. Expert
in funeral wear. In several sizes.
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Close the door!
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Fashionwise I'm a bit out of touch.
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A bit?
Well, as far out as Throsserness, there's not much call for fashion.
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Except occasionally on Thursdays.
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I'm gonna miss that man!
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CHURCH BELLS
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How many more? Is there a bus trip?
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I'm just advising this lady
on female fashion.
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So, it looks as if
Reggie's going to the funeral.
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And the next question is - who
does Reggie think she's going WITH?
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KNOCKING AT DOOR
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Reggie. I'm not paying them prices.
I could set a whole field of tatties for that!
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Bits of stuff
I wouldn't clean a closet with. Can you recommend somewhere cheaper?
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Huddersfield. Huddersfield.
I haven't got time to go there.
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Isn't there anywhere that sells
decent quality second-hand?
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Auntie Wainwright's.
Good idea! Sound thinking!
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Go down this track, Reggie. When it
straightens... Never mind that.
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I've got my own transport. You can
both come and show me the way.
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Oop here, is it?
On the left at the top.
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A-ha! She's closed!
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There's a funeral. They'll be
in church rehearsing the hymns.
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Emergency sales on mobile?
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A CHOIR SINGS
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All things bright and beautiful
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All creatures great and small
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All things wise and won...
MOBILE PHONE RINGS
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Emergency sales?
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I'll be right there.
Don't let her get away!
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Carry on, ladies.
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I'll be back for the service proper.
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There's a poor Christian soul
out there in need of a few scraps of clothing.
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CHOIR CONTINUES
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BELLS RING
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FEMALE VOICES:
Now all of his summer's gone
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Those urgent days when he was young
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Those girls he loved,
but soon moved on
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To drink his summer wine.
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MALE VOICES:
Through the fumes of earth and pine
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Of meadows when the rain has gone
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Those friends
with their black armbands on
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Salute his summer wine.
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ALL:
The memories he left to me
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Here in my cup
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Those sweet, short days in a haze
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Now all joined up
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The fullness of life that's lived
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The other day of mortal pain
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Free now to roam fresh fields
and lanes
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And taste eternal wine.
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Leave your collar alone!
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Wish it was alone.
There ain't room for both of us!
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Let me see you walk up and down.
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Why?
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Walk about enough
to look as if you're used to a suit!
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WALK!
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MORE!
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Come on!
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MORE!
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BARRY COUGHS
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Don't start now, Barry!
Just practising.
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There's only you, love.
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Would put up with you!
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Are you ready?
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Ready as I'll ever be.
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One thing - this time
he'll have a good excuse for not singing the hymns!
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You all right? I'm all right, hmm.
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What happened to Reggie Unsworth?
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Why? Are you free on Thursdays?
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COUGHS UNCONVINCINGLY
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Easy, lad.
You sound as rough as your engine!
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ORGAN PLAYS JS Bach's
Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring.
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DOOR SLAMS
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WHISPERS INAUDIBLY
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Who's that?
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Read your hymn book.
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BAND PLAYS: "Pratty Flowers"
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I thought you said a small funeral.
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I thought it WOULD be!
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We thought you'd like another
wander through the hills, old son.
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