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PIANO PLAYS
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Start by admitting
from cradle to tomb
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It isn't that long a stay
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Life is a cabaret, old chum
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Only a cabaret, old chum
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And I love a...
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..ca-a-ba-a-ret!
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Once again, girls. From the top.
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We wouldn't do this for anybody.
He used to be Truly of the Yard. He'll need a yard!
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I know parking's a problem,
but how long have you been carrying your own garage?
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The sergeant said it's clutter.
And he's a fine one to talk!
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Why are you acting like you think
you're leaving it here? It's yours.
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You reported it lying at
the roadside. That was months ago!
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It's not been claimed, so it goes
to the person who found it.
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Hey!
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All yours, then. I've lived here
for years and never found a thing.
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Like him that did the Post Office(!)
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I thought you found true love.
Nothing lasts forever.
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It was ten days ago!
See what I mean?
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Do you think you could bring it in?
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I think hernias are
so unattractive, don't you?
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It's the kind of thing
they promote.
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You're a married woman!
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And look what to(!)
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You shouldn't be out
in that costume.
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I've got a coat over it!
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Suppose your coat was blown away
by a strong wind?
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Or torn off by a fish hook?
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Or something...
How come you don't like me showing any leg? You like others.
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It's just that I love you
the way you normally are.
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Unattractive.
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I need a word with Cleggy.
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A SHORT word. I'm putting kettle on.
Be back by one or it's boiling!
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No, Howard, the phone is out
of order. I don't want to use it!
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I need some advice, Cleggy.
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Then my advice, Howard,
is to keep taking the tablets,
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wear very loose underclothing with
room for a small chest of drawers.
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If you need an example,
I could show you a pair of mine, though we'll have to go outside.
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I've discovered something
quite unsettling...about Pearl.
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I thought you always found Pearl
unsettling. Not in this way before.
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Don't tell me anything personal.
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I failed "honeymoon".
Even though they let you consult a textbook.
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Have you seen the concert party
ladies in their costumes?
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I'm telling you, it's a shock
suddenly seeing your own wife looking what you might call...
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Looking what, Howard?
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Life's so unfair.
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You're going along fine,
and suddenly you find your wife's more attractive than your girlfriend!
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You've got the experience
in these matters.
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Just start sneaking around with
Pearl when Marina's not looking.
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It's those damned costumes...
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At least all the feet now
are going in the same direction.
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If I was 20 years younger,
it'd be a whole new career!
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OK...40 years.
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I couldn't make my living
just being attractive to men.
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I don't think you could, either.
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One thinks I'm attractive!
I bet he would in that outfit!
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He'd think he'd won
the Golden Welly!
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I wouldn't dare let him see me.
I'll come with you for security purposes! Go on!
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I bet he'd run a mile!
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Probably. But I don't feel
like being chased that far tonight.
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Aw, go on!
Give him a surprise.
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SIREN WAILS
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Not that much of a surprise!
He was enjoying it.
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Did you see? Under that mask
he's still got a smile on his face.
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OUT!
Oh, but honey...!
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Now what? She's thrown me out.
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Why didn't I think of that?
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Because I'm too bossy!
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Wait a minute. You're too bossy,
but SHE throws you out? Yes.
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There seems to be a contradiction
in there somewhere. In what way are you too bossy?
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I told her it was me or showbiz.
I gave her the ultimatum.
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Well, it got results.
You're out on the street.
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That'll teach her to mess with me.
You're a ball of fire. I am!
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Would you come with me, Cleggy,
and see if she'll let me back in?
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It's the least I can do, if only
to see that you're not TOO brutal(!)
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Pearl, love...you've dressed up.
Just for me?
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You look normal.
I look terrible!
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We're a matching set.
I'll always remember this.
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PHONE RINGS
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You stay where you are.
You haven't got your passport back.
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You saw. Tell me I'm not mistaken.
She looks terrible. She does.
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You're not just lying to me?
Howard, I used to be an Ovalteenie.
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It's for you, Cleggy.
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For me? Oh, excuse me. Thank you.
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Do you want me to do it?
Look, stand back.
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I hate watching amateurs.
I was Truly of the Yard.
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I didn't go through a dangerous life
without acquiring some nimble moves.
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I'm warning you. A job like that
will bite your knuckles if it can!
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Few of us could subdue a prisoner
without getting mucus on our hands.
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Try the other end.
That was half the secret.
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Look, just because I asked for your
nail puller doesn't mean I need you to do the job.
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You're going at it like a willie!
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Stand back!
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Aiee! Oh!
PHONE RINGS
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Saved by the bell.
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Leave that, Wesley.
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I'd take it kindly
if you'd give me a lift.
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I wonder what put the smile
on his face. Never you mind!
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He never used to ail anything.
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Even at school. We'd be coughing
and sneezing, a frog in your throat. He'd have one in his pocket!
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Ready for dropping down
girls' blouses!
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Took his time
getting it out, though.
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I wonder who'll look after
his ferrets. He can look after his own!
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That's right. Let's stop talking
as if he's going to die.
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People like him don't die.
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It's people with creases in their
trousers, collars, ties. They die.
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You think scruffy is better
than insurance? Every time!
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Why weren't we at the pub?
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I mean, we're normally at the pub.
Why didn't he want to go to the pub?
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He said he was busy. Doing what?
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Dying.
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Just as well he never bought
new wellies. I reckon he knew.
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Knew what? What was coming.
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Nora Batty in tights?
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Well, that was a bonus.
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No, I think he knew
everything else that was coming.
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Because he misses the pub for once?
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That should have told us something.
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I wondered. I thought he must have
something up his sleeve.
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Being dead? That really is
keeping something up your sleeve.
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He was always tricky.
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What tees me off is
that we never got to say anything.
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If only, "Goodbye."
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We should have known,
and gone to him.
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He got Nora Batty! You think
he would have preferred us?! Nora Batty in tights?
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You're right.
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Way to go, Compo!
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When I think of all the things
I've called him.
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You were probably right.
He lived his life like that.
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That's true. He did as he liked,
I'll give him that.
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You'd think
every day was playtime.
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It's going to be queer
without him next door.
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Well, you did your best.
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You tried the kiss of life.
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Yes...
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I tried.
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Why did you stop?
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He stopped me.
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I thought he'd almost gone
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and then this little voice
whispered...
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Well, what did it say?
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"That's the best kiss
we've ever had," it said.
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"But can you save it
until I feel a bit better?"
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Oh, the little beggar!
Talk about famous last words.
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Something's tormenting you, Barry.
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You're thinking about life
and death and all the big questions.
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Who's gonna look after his ferrets?
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Do we have to decide that right now?
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I can't sleep.
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I'm just lying here thinking,
"Who's gonna look after his ferrets?"
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You're not even a ferret person.
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You were nervous
of your grandma's budgie.
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It was vicious! She used to kiss it.
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That was Grandad!
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I don't like to think of them all
alone in that house pining for him.
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I'm going to make sure they've got
some food and water. Oh, Barry, we're not talking trifle here!
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What do ferrets eat? You'll bring
it something dripping with blood?
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What I'm gonna do...
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is start developing
the world's first vegetarian ferret!
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I think I might have keeled over at
the sight of Nora Batty in tights!
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You could wipe out whole streets!
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The former Mrs Truelove
looked terrible in tights.
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I was grateful she'd sworn me
to celibacy. I hope he's some place with puddles to splash in.
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I hope it's nowhere where they cut
the crusts off sandwiches.
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He could have given us a chance
to say goodbye! He knew what he was doing.
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I wonder where they'll bury him.
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They? Who's "they"?
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Has he got any family left?
Well, somebody's got to bury him.
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They're not going to leave him
lying around.
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That's how he always lived, but...
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WE'LL have to bury him.
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You've taken a while
to come round to that.
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Who else did you think would do it?
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Fair enough.
We'll give him a good sendoff.
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He used to like a good funeral.
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I hope he enjoys this one
more than I'm going to.
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It's getting light.
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Do you think the dead
ever see a sunrise?
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Yes, I do, actually.
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Even those who don't get up
very early? Even them.
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Maybe that's what paradise is.
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A place where the sun doesn't
come up until you're ready.
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You think he was heavenly material,
do you?
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Certainly.
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"To be as little children."
That was him.
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He never lost it, did he?
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I just wish we could have said
goodbye. Say it now.
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Top of your voice. Say it now.
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Oh...you feel such a fool!
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Well, I'll join you.
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We'll do it together.
We'll both feel a fool.
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You're right!
Sometimes it's right to feel a fool.
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What do we say? You wanted to say
goodbye. "Goodbye, Compo."
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It's a bit bald, isn't it? Isn't
there something a bit more cheerful?
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Like what?
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Well, think of something.
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Er...well...
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What about, "Cheerio"?
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Well, he'd think
we were glad to be rid of him.
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Arrivederci?
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He'll think it's a racehorse!
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What about...
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"Goodbye, Compo"?
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You're right. "Goodbye, Compo."
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Yeah! Top of our voices, eh?
Absolutely. Full volume. Yes.
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OK. One, two, three...
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BOTH: Goodbye, Compo!
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WORDS ECHO
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Come again?
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My God!
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He's heard us!
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You'll need a glove to handle them.
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I wasn't thinking of handling them.
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I was thinking more along the lines
of establishing a relationship
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built on mutual trust, respect
and...a certain distance.
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You're up early, Mrs Batty.
No point in trying to sleep. I've been doing him some washing.
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At least he'll have
a clean shirt to go in. We wondered about his ferrets.
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You can have them
if you give them a good home.
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We weren't taking them. We could
UNTIL we find them a good home.
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Where are we going to keep ferrets?
We could make a place in the garage.
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And leave your car outside?
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It's only temporarily.
I thought you loved that car.
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You're a good lad, Barry.
He'll rest easier knowing somebody's looking after them.
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What do you think is inside it?
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Get a pedal on and we'll find out.
You don't go at it hammer and tong!
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You take nails out gently
and use them again. Does Edie know you've got this reckless attitude?
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I bet he saves string, too.
I do. I save string.
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Where do you think you're going?
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You hear of people dying and realise
you have to fill every moment.
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I don't get out enough.
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Inside!
You can fill the coal bucket!
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Live like there's no tomorrow!
If you don't get inside, there'll BE no tomorrow!
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One minute we're here,
the next we're gone. It's been true of you for years!
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Have you been to bed?
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We went for a walk. And then
we've been opening Truly's crate. What was in it?
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Two hundred pairs
of painters' white overalls(!)
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Just what he always wanted(!)
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They're going to miss him.
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Speaking of missing...!
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The little scruffy one?
Suddenly last night.
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Oh, dear.
That's another customer gone.
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00:21:38,517 --> 00:21:43,357
Was he a customer? Everybody's
potentially a customer, lad.
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This is an equal opportunities
establishment. What did he die of?
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The heart. Oh.
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Aren't you glad you haven't got one?
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Where did you want your bedroom
suite delivering? What bedroom suite? The one I shall sell you!
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00:22:00,957 --> 00:22:07,597
You seem to forget
I am notorious round here for charitable contributions.
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Contributions to charity?!
You?! Since when?
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00:22:12,197 --> 00:22:17,257
You can't expect me to remember all
the details. Try remembering one.
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..The little scruffy one.
Who'd have thought it?
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These things make you think,
you know. They do, they do.
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Yes, you can't help wondering...
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what's going to happen
to all his old furniture.
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00:22:39,597 --> 00:22:42,417
What about his family?
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00:22:42,417 --> 00:22:45,297
My Barry's got them in our garage.
256
00:22:45,297 --> 00:22:52,137
We're the only house in the road
with ferrets in the garage. I didn't mean his ferrets.
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00:22:52,137 --> 00:22:55,057
I think they're his only family.
258
00:22:55,057 --> 00:22:57,537
It must be handy having a garage.
259
00:22:57,537 --> 00:23:02,537
I ought to start keeping things
in a garage. I could send him down.
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That's when I find him.
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00:23:05,137 --> 00:23:07,597
Have you lost a pet, then?
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Drink your coffee.
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00:23:10,157 --> 00:23:12,817
It's more like a stray.
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00:23:12,817 --> 00:23:15,537
Who's doing the catering?
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00:23:18,117 --> 00:23:22,177
Well, somebody ought to
give him a sendoff.
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00:23:22,177 --> 00:23:26,797
He used to like my buns.
I'll do him a few buns.
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00:23:26,797 --> 00:23:29,237
I could make a few quiches.
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Nothing foreign!
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00:23:31,657 --> 00:23:34,577
He was basic, plain cooking.
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00:23:34,577 --> 00:23:37,617
He was basic, all right!
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00:23:37,617 --> 00:23:45,597
Did he ever go to church?
He'd go on Remembrance Sunday. Never missed a Remembrance Sunday.
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00:23:45,597 --> 00:23:50,057
Well, that's not exactly
a season ticket.
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00:23:50,057 --> 00:23:55,077
But I expect God has room
for a few on cheap day returns.
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00:23:55,077 --> 00:23:59,537
Oh, there'll be room.
There's worse than him.
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It wasn't as if he was bad.
He was just... Terrible!
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No...
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He was what he was
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and it's going to be damn quiet
living where I live.
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00:24:18,517 --> 00:24:21,517
These sudden things make you think.
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00:24:23,497 --> 00:24:26,357
How fleeting life is.
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You can feel the fleet!
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Time wasted. I wouldn't say wasted.
Opportunities missed.
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If at first you don't succeed...
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Chances lost. Only mislaid.
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00:24:40,557 --> 00:24:45,417
They might still be there
if you look hard enough.
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00:24:45,417 --> 00:24:50,217
It makes you realise
you've got to seize the moment!
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00:24:50,217 --> 00:24:55,237
And what moment would we be seizing,
Howard? I'm free on Wednesday.
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00:24:55,237 --> 00:25:00,317
We've always planned that we would.
We've always said we would!
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00:25:00,317 --> 00:25:07,317
I don't know
whether I said we would, Howard. I think I may have said we might.
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00:25:07,317 --> 00:25:11,757
You could put a positive spin
on that. Let's do it!
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Let's get a computer!
Let's get on the Internet!
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00:25:16,597 --> 00:25:19,377
We'll be able to e-mail each other!
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00:25:20,397 --> 00:25:22,657
Oh, Marina...
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00:25:22,657 --> 00:25:28,017
We'll be able to communicate
in cyberspace!
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00:25:42,537 --> 00:25:47,537
Where are we going with 200 pair
of painters' white overalls?!
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00:25:47,537 --> 00:25:50,197
Clegg wants to say goodbye to Compo.
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00:25:50,197 --> 00:25:53,857
He's worrying that we didn't say
a proper goodbye.
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What's that got to do with
200 pair of overalls?
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00:25:57,857 --> 00:26:02,697
Who's that? Will you stop
asking so many questions?
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00:26:02,697 --> 00:26:08,117
No wonder Edie makes you live in
a shed. I don't LIVE in it. Close.
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I go home at nights.
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In the corners!
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What about this one?
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00:26:19,437 --> 00:26:26,077
He used to like this one.
He used to borrow it when he had something...special on.
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00:26:26,077 --> 00:26:33,457
You won't be getting it back.
That's all right. I've come to think of it, really, as...his suit.
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00:26:33,457 --> 00:26:36,117
He'll look nice in that.
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00:26:36,117 --> 00:26:40,577
Well, I don't know about nice.
He's dead.
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00:26:40,577 --> 00:26:44,897
Well, apart from that,
he'll look nice.
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00:26:55,137 --> 00:26:58,337
Come on, then. In you get.
310
00:26:58,337 --> 00:27:04,577
Where are we going? You wanted
to say goodbye to Compo. Come on.
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00:27:04,577 --> 00:27:09,317
Well, come on, then.
Let's go say goodbye to Compo!
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There you are.
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See ya, Compo.
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