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When can tha start?
Don't YOU start.
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Open the window. How can I romance
thee talking through a window?
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Will you keep your voice down?
What will the neighbours think?
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What's tha worried about?
I'M the neighbour.
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They can hear you in the
next street. Don't shut the window, I've got something for thee.
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What's this?
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It's a free pass.
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It entitles thee to any of
the amusements on offer next door.
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Do you think we're close?
Spirits never lie, Stanley.
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They said Uncle Wilf would die.
So he will.
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You said last week, in a bus crash.
Who can rely on buses(?)
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Pass the thing.
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And that's another thing.
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What kind of spirits communicate
through a Morris Minor hubcap?
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Hold this.
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All you know is that they don't seem
too bothered about disc brakes.
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We're close.
How close?
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Through there...
It's gonna happen in there.
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What's gonna happen exactly?
They haven't told me yet.
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I have to wait
for a sign from the spirits.
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With this mob, could be a road sign!
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'Cleggie? Are you there, Cleggie?
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'Clegg, it's Howard.'
Where are you, Howard?
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'Answer me, Cleggie.
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'Can you hear me?'
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You sound
like a voice without any body.
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Come to think of it, you've
always been close to that condition.
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If you've died during the night
and you've started haunting me, I'll kill you.
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'One, two, three, four, five...
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'Come in, Cleggie.
Are you receiving me?
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'Come in, Cleggie.
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'Howard calling Cleggie.'
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Bye-bye, Howard.
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We're stuck.
Do you know, I spotted that(!)
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We need to be further over there.
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Well, you'll have to push, then.
Me?!
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I can't drive AND push, can I?
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Why don't you have
another look in the hubcap?
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You never know, you might meet
a tall, dark stranger.
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Then HE can push.
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CLANG!
Ow!
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Testing, testing...
Come in, next-door neighbour.
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Testing, testing.
Are you receiving me? Over.
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Come in, neighbour, I know you're
in there. Are you receiving me? Over.
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This could be an emergency.
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You'll get asteroids
sitting on concrete.
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What are you doing?
Just testing, testing.
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What do you want with
a two-way radio?
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It's no good to you,
you've got a three-way life, Howard.
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Actually, I went into
Auntie Wainwright's to price a brass fender, but this was such a bargain.
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What was?
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This two-way radio of Wesley's. I was
just admiring Wesley's two-way radio.
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"Howard, stop fiddling
with your radio. Leave us in peace.
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"Cleggie says
that goes for Cleggie too."
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Sorry, Wesley isn't available, but
if you'd care to leave a message...
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I've got a message for YOU.
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You're right, Howard,
you said it could be an emergency.
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Take a break, have a cup of tea.
I've got to get this finished.
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I could do the ironing. You don't
have to iron on your day off.
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These things count towards your
promotion. Even quite senior figures have to pretend to like ironing.
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They're mostly from down south, love.
You have to make allowances.
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Ask yourself,
do they really want you to go to work in a badly ironed shirt?
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I'm a failure.
You're not a failure.
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It's just that working for a large
national institution, you're bound to be exposed to daft ideas.
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Keep your balance.
You should mix with my father. He doesn't like me.
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He DOES like you...
he just doesn't understand you. I see him, looking at me.
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Because you're so clean. He can't
understand how people live without overalls. Not happily, anyway.
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If there IS life on other planets,
then how come that I've got Howard living next door to ME?
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So, there was this bloke in the pub
said he'd seen a flying saucer.
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The pubs you go to,
he's probably seen flying chairs(!) I SAY..!
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Who's this? It's nobody I know.
Maybe HE'S from another planet.
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Can you give us a hand?
Watch it, it could be a trap.
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Give us a hand to shove the car, it's
stuck. Truly's right, it IS a trap.
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The missus had been trying to
push it but she's had to pack it in.
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Oh, no! Is she always that colour?
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No, NOT always this colour.
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Where did you find this lot?
Think there's much choice here(?)
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Hey-up, missus.
Tha's a fine one to talk.
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We need Wesley with the Land Rover.
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What were they doing? Would YOU come
in a field with a woman like that?
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I'd want her tidying up a bit.
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You've always been choosy.
I have, Norm.
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Where are you heading?
We need to be 50 yards up the field.
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Instead of being HERE, you'll be
stuck THERE. What's the difference?
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You'd better ask my missus,
she has the instructions.
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You're not stuck here accidentally?!
It was planned?
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Get rid of them, Stanley.
They're idiots.
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But they know somebody
with a Land Rover.
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And HE'S an idiot.
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And WE'RE not the ones stuck
or covered in mud.
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You say you came according
to instructions. What instructions?
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From an ancient civilisation.
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I knew they'd give me funny looks.
People always do.
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I wonder why(!)
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Are we going to stay here,
or is SOMEBODY going to make a move?
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Hey-up, she not only GETS
instructions, she GIVES them.
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You want my most expensive
cream cake? Are you sure?
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I'm sure. And I advise you
to hurry up
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before the sheer folly of
it entirely overcomes me with shame.
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It's a cake, it's not
like running off with the lodger.
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There'd be more sense in that
if he was paying. I'll bring it to you.
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My doctor says I can't go
through life scraping every penny.
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I don't think he realises
how well I've managed up to now.
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Right, my most expensive cream cake.
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What about
your next-most expensive? You're backing out already.
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I'm not. I've got a will of iron.
And a heart to match.
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Go on, then...your MOST expensive.
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Oh, my! I must say that looks
very... expensive.
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Enjoy.
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Wrap it up, I'll take it with me.
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He doesn't like me. He'd rather you'd
married someone with a socket set.
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You're getting a thing about this.
He hates me cos I never carry a screwdriver.
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He can't understand how you can stay
clean if you earn an honest living.
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Hello, love. Hello, Barry.
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You see? He calls you "love"
and he calls me "Barry".
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Go and chat with him.
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What do I say?
You'll think of something.
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Not the ironing, Barry.
Don't mention the ironing.
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We were just passing,
thought we'd call.
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"Why don't we call
on your father?" I said.
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Something wrong with the car?
No!
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The car's fine, Mr Pegden.
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This is, er,
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a social visit.
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Oh... That's nice.
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I've got things to do, Barry.
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You see?
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You just stood there.
So did he.
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KNOCKING
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Emergency.
Morris Minor stuck in a field.
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What's it doing in a field?
It's stuck.
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It would be, in a field.
I'll get the Land Rover.
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You go with them, Barry.
Me?!
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Yes, love, go on. Mingle.
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Let them see
you're just one of the boys.
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Do it, Barry!
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Hey-up, Barry.
Has tha got a pencil? Oh, I have.
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It's propelling, Mr Simmonite. Oh.
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RADIO: 'Under starter's orders now,
Sylvia's Baby is ahead in front, Chrissie Boy is behind him...'
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Here.
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What's this?
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The most expensive cake in the cafe.
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For me?
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It's no good for me.
When I think about how much it cost, I lose my appetite.
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Would you put it in the fridge
for me? I'll enjoy that. I hope you do, at that price.
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Have we had any customers?
Just one lady.
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Did she buy anything?
No.
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No?! You let her get away.
She said she'd call back.
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Oh, you don't swallow that. They lie.
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Quack, quack, quack! Come on!
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Quack-quack, quack-quack!
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You just press this and talk,
and we'll be in contact.
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In contact...at a distance, Howard.
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We needn't STAY at a distance.
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00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:07,828
We can use our contact at a distance
to arrange to have contact... a lot closer.
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How close, Howard?
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I think it's time I went into
the bushes and tested this thing. The bushes? I'll come with you.
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No! You wait here...for my message.
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It's best if we're not
seen together in the park.
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We wouldn't be seen in the bushes!
That's one of the advantages of bushes.
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I couldn't risk compromising you
if we were seen together coming OUT of the bushes.
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That's very thoughtful of you,
Howard.
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Unadventurous, but thoughtful.
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RADIO HISSES
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Did I miss one?
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Look after Barry. Keep him clean,
else I'll be in trouble with Glenda.
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We're all in the hands of fate.
If it's written in the hubcap, then Barry will have to take his chances.
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Er, a bit glib
with the chat, is he?
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Who, Barry?
They were courting for two years before I realised he could speak.
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Shall we make a start?
If you can drag your wife away from Silvery Lips. Where have you to be?
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The missus knows. ..Oi, show him
where it is, where you want to be.
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Sorry, love.
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I must get ME one of those.
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You wouldn't think it to look at her,
but she's got the power.
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You see,
she has these prophetic dreams.
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What dreams?
Under certain conditions.
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And you thought she was just muddy.
It was just a first impression.
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She has prophetic dreams
under WHAT conditions?
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Usually...
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when we've had a seafood pizza...
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Thin and crispy...
with extra anchovies.
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Then she always dreams.
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Extra anchovies.
Wow, how mystical can you get(?)
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There you go. You see?
This is it.
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She's found it. I'm really glad(!)
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Now what? She goes into a trance.
We wait till she gets some further instructions.
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How long will it take?
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It varies, could be little more
than half an hour. Half an hour?!
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We ought to wait in the pub.
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I can hear it in the hubcap.
It says, "Wait in the pub."
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And leave my missus
out here in a trance?
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It's real ale.
Oh, if it's real ale, then.
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Now Barry can wash his hands.
I don't want to wash my hands. I want to be one of the boys.
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That's it, Barry.
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You're getting the hang of it.
Can I ask a question?
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You're one of the boys. Feel free.
It's the only thing that IS free.
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Before he goes home,
he washes his hands.
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Let him ask his question.
Suspense is killing me.
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Why doesn't your wife just stand
there. Why does it have to be in a Morris Minor?
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That's what makes all the difference.
That's what puts her in touch with this ancient civilisation.
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Ancient civilisations can be
contacted by a Morris Minor.
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Which model?
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Gerroff! Where's your proof?
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All right, then. Have YOU been in
contact with an ancient civilisation?
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I must admit, no. With the exception
of some General Post Offices.
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Have you got a Morris Minor? No.
Well, there you go, then.
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How did you discover this link,
apart from insanity(?)
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No wonder Queen Boadicea
terrified the Romans - she wasn't in a chariot, it was a Morris Minor.
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They built all these roads and there
she was, without even a tax disc.
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How it happened was this...
See, we were watching this programme on this ancient civilisation.
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They showed you these pictures and I
remember pointing it out and saying, "Look, there's a Morris Minor!"
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In an ancient civilisation?
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It turned out to be a burial mound.
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But it looked like a Morris Minor.
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STANLEY: She's gone.
She's well and truly gone.
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She's been struck by lightning.
She hasn't, she goes like that.
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This started when you saw a Morris
Minor in this ancient civilisation?
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We didn't think any more about it
at the time.
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Until we bought this Morris Minor...
then things happened.
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A wheel fell off(!)
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A wheel didn't fall off...
Belle began to dream.
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I thought
that was only after extra anchovies?
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Yeah, after extra anchovies,
once we'd got the Morris Minor.
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We'd better get it up the field.
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They're only pulling out a Morris
Minor. What's the matter with you?
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It just seems such a long time.
227
00:21:41,988 --> 00:21:48,528
What about wives who had to let
their men go to World War II? That WAS a long time.
228
00:21:48,528 --> 00:21:52,248
With opportunities
for getting into trouble.
229
00:21:52,248 --> 00:21:57,448
Leaving us helpless here at home
to be invaded by Americans.
230
00:21:58,588 --> 00:22:01,148
Americans, here?!
231
00:22:01,148 --> 00:22:04,128
I did enjoy my eclair.
232
00:22:05,428 --> 00:22:10,228
You never told me about Americans.
Drink your coffee.
233
00:22:21,348 --> 00:22:25,148
It's coming.
I know the signs, it's coming.
234
00:22:25,148 --> 00:22:28,888
What happens?
She gets the instructions.
235
00:22:28,888 --> 00:22:36,208
For a Morris Minor? That could be
worth a bob if she comes up with an original owner's manual.
236
00:22:36,208 --> 00:22:41,448
I knew an old witch once.
When I say KNEW her, I married her.
237
00:22:41,448 --> 00:22:48,348
I hope there's not going to be
any human sacrifice... I'd hate to start without Howard.
238
00:22:48,348 --> 00:22:52,088
STANLEY: Hey-up, she's coming!
239
00:22:59,228 --> 00:23:01,388
HE'S the one.
240
00:23:01,388 --> 00:23:03,208
Me?!
241
00:23:03,208 --> 00:23:07,388
Don't argue, Barry...
Just keep clean.
242
00:23:07,388 --> 00:23:10,448
He's the chosen one.
243
00:23:11,788 --> 00:23:13,808
Lucky you, Barry.
244
00:23:13,808 --> 00:23:17,648
I salute thee, Chosen One.
245
00:23:17,648 --> 00:23:21,528
That's kind of you,
but I really ought to be...
246
00:23:21,528 --> 00:23:24,688
DON'T ARGUE, BARRY!
247
00:23:24,688 --> 00:23:28,708
Er, what does he do, then,
this, er, chosen one?
248
00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:31,788
Yes, WE were wondering about that.
249
00:23:31,788 --> 00:23:35,048
He has to take me for his bride.
250
00:23:35,048 --> 00:23:38,088
NOW YOU CAN ARGUE, BARRY!
251
00:23:39,108 --> 00:23:42,088
Wait, O Chosen One!
252
00:23:54,508 --> 00:23:57,748
Do you want me to drive?
253
00:23:57,748 --> 00:24:03,468
No, I DON'T, thank you. I've heard
about the way young people drive.
254
00:24:05,268 --> 00:24:09,648
Stop the car, Mother.
Isn't that my Barry?
255
00:24:12,488 --> 00:24:15,728
It is. It's my Barry.
256
00:24:17,188 --> 00:24:20,588
I'm so glad you're all right, Barry.
257
00:24:20,588 --> 00:24:23,208
I'm so glad you think so!
258
00:24:24,468 --> 00:24:29,608
All right, come back!
You can DO the ironing!
259
00:24:29,608 --> 00:24:33,648
Barry! Who's that woman?
260
00:24:33,648 --> 00:24:38,408
Barry! Who's that woman saying,
"Who is that woman?"
261
00:24:41,228 --> 00:24:43,188
Who's he?
262
00:24:43,188 --> 00:24:46,468
Turn this car round, Mother.
263
00:24:51,588 --> 00:24:53,708
GEARS CRUNCH
264
00:25:22,348 --> 00:25:25,048
I'll unhook her, you can drive.
265
00:25:25,048 --> 00:25:31,208
Neither of us have a current driving
licence. You'll have to tow us down.
266
00:25:31,208 --> 00:25:34,908
How can you live
without a driving licence?
267
00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:38,128
Comfortably.
268
00:25:49,228 --> 00:25:52,028
What are you doing in a ditch?
269
00:25:52,028 --> 00:25:54,608
It GOES in ditches.
270
00:25:54,608 --> 00:25:59,308
I don't drive in ditches.
It's this car, it LIKES ditches.
271
00:26:02,708 --> 00:26:06,648
Can we get a move on?
My Barry's in distress.
272
00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:10,228
I'll tow your mother out
then you can go after him.
273
00:26:10,228 --> 00:26:14,888
There isn't time. Somebody can
drive me in the Morris Minor.
274
00:26:14,888 --> 00:26:21,468
They've not got a driving licence.
All right, then, I'LL drive the Morris Minor.
275
00:26:25,288 --> 00:26:27,948
Let him go, Belle! Leave him!
276
00:26:33,348 --> 00:26:36,148
That's my car.
277
00:26:36,148 --> 00:26:38,548
That's my husband.
278
00:26:38,548 --> 00:26:40,568
That's my Glenda.
279
00:26:40,568 --> 00:26:43,628
Are you all right, Barry?
Oh, I am now.
280
00:26:45,148 --> 00:26:47,548
Get in the car!
281
00:26:48,628 --> 00:26:52,708
If you change your mind,
the address is 32...
282
00:26:52,708 --> 00:26:54,828
Get in, will you?
283
00:27:09,288 --> 00:27:12,868
Now, just drive slowly and follow me.
284
00:27:12,868 --> 00:27:15,748
Wesley, I know what I'm doing!
285
00:27:16,948 --> 00:27:19,568
GEARS CRUNCH
286
00:27:19,568 --> 00:27:22,328
SMASH!
287
00:27:22,328 --> 00:27:27,128
Did you see that? You all saw that.
He backed into me.
288
00:27:28,188 --> 00:27:31,528
Before I swear, turn that radio on.
289
00:27:33,148 --> 00:27:39,248
'Come in, Jill.
This is Jack calling Jill. Over.'
290
00:27:39,248 --> 00:27:46,108
'Hello, Jack. This is Jill calling
Jack. Are you there, Jack?'
291
00:27:49,148 --> 00:27:51,228
Here...
292
00:27:51,228 --> 00:27:56,568
Cor! ..How much are
these cream slices? 75p.
293
00:27:56,828 --> 00:28:00,028
She's just charged me �1!
294
00:28:00,028 --> 00:28:02,408
The old skinflint!
295
00:28:41,608 --> 00:28:44,708
Calling Nora Batty.
Come in, Nora Batty.
296
00:28:44,708 --> 00:28:50,968
This is your neighbour next door,
Mr Magic. Nora Batty, come in...
297
00:28:51,018 --> 00:28:55,568
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