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OK, we've come all this way.
Now what do we do?
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We are going to do what I came back
to my birthplace to do.
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I admit you're not dressed like
a tourist, but look at the view! Start without me.
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Soon as I get my breath back
and my eyeballs stop wobbling, I'll catch up.
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Looking at views is for old men -
next door to being unconscious!
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Better than being next door
to that explosive device
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known by its chemical formula
as Nora Batty. At least she's exciting.
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Yes, like a heart attack!
Am I a funny colour?
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Not compared with HIM.
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Nora Batty is the kind of view
I like! Back or front!
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What a mercy he doesn't wear glasses.
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I FEEL a funny colour
and it's one I don't like.
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Looking at views - that's no good
if tha wants to keep young at heart.
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We should do what we used to do.
You have the right to remain silent.
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But I suspect you're about
to tell us what we used to do.
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We used to roll down the slope.
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Not only small,
but extremely deranged.
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You'd go so far as "extremely"?
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For HIM, it's a short step.
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We'd always roll down, NEVER walk.
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We were about nine!
So? Enjoyed it, didn't we?
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What makes you think we'd enjoy it
NOW? Why don't we find out?
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I suppose it's the shortest way.
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And I think I'm dying anyway.
It'll be great!
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ME, who used to strike fear
into the underworld.
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ALL: Geronimo!
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GROANS OF PAIN
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Be careful, Barry.
I'm only going to work.
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I don't know what I'd do if anything
happened. I work in an office, I'm not a steeplejack.
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Glenda! We have a good marriage.
I'm so proud of our marriage.
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I'll have to go.
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Oh, not before you kiss me goodbye.
I'll be home lunchtime.
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Kiss me, Barry.
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Supposing somebody's watching?
What do WE care? We're young and hot-blooded, aren't we?
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Well...fairly hot.
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She's just a friend.
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Why can't a person invite
a friend to go for a nature walk?
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Am I supposed to be indifferent
to the environment?
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No harm in studying the environment
while you're with a friend. CAR HORN
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Barry!
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Just the chap!
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You want me
to deliver a message to Marina?
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There's nobody
I'd rather trust - what with you working for the building society.
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I ought to get to work. As soon
as you've delivered the message.
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Don't let me down, Barry. You'll be
doing it for the environment.
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He's getting up earlier.
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Never?!
Twice last week he washed CERTAIN undergarments.
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The grey ones?
That's the only kind he's got!
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What colour are they now?
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Still grey,
but you have to applaud the effort.
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What does it all mean?
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I don't know, but I can hear noises
from his bedroom.
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Oh, you poor love!
I should complain to the council.
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Oh, no! Exercise noises!
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I think he's keeping fit.
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Good grief, it's frightening!
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I shouldn't be too worried. HE'S
never going to make Mr Universe!
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Oh, I can see what you mean.
He HAS been keeping fit(!)
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What HAVE you been doing?!
Just enjoying ourselves.
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Like we used to.
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When we were nine.
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Doing what?
Rolling down steep slopes.
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They did it on purpose.
I think I must've tripped.
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Of course he could be lying. He is.
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You all want locking up!
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It's better than just looking at
the view! You call THIS better?
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In the course of my investigations
while rolling down the slope,
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I ascertained how hard the ground
had become since we were nine.
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Hello, Eli.
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Hello, Nora.
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Over here, Eli.
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Excuse me.
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Oh, it's YOU, is it? Yeah.
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Are you going to the supermarket?
The supermarket's over there. No!
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It's here! We're in the entrance.
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Could you take this message
to Marina? No problem at all.
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You know what you lot need,
don't you? Brains!
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That's asking too much! I was
thinking of a uniformed attendant.
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We'll be all right in a minute.
Speak for yourself.
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It's gonna take me days!
I think I dislocated a pullover.
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Was it a suicide pact
or just a flash of male stupidity?
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Of which
there seems to be a lot about.
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Good question. Ask the senior idiot.
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What it was for was to show that
we could still do i-i-i-i-it!
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Satisfied?
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No! Once I get my back straight,
we'll be off again!
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"Dear Sugar Lips,
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"I'll be waiting outside
in your morning break.
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"Come and make my day."
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Signed "an admirer".
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Would that be you?
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- Well, yes, but...
- I WAS hoping for something taller.
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Your instinct's absolutely right.
You deserve something taller.
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On the other hand...
while you're waiting!
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How did you know
I was lonely and available?
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Just lucky, I guess.
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Do you know
the quickest way to fix backs?
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You want to lie down
and let somebody walk on your spine.
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Is it any good?
The Chinese do it all the time.
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Ah, yes, but they're overcrowded.
They have to walk on one another.
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No wonder they like small feet.
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Where did you learn
about walking on people's spines?
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It was in this book
from the library.
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It's a very ancient practice.
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Nora, we've been neighbours
a long time. I know!
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Despite writing to the council.
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Do it for me, Nora!
Tread on my spine!
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But you WILL take your shoes off,
won't you?
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Are you sure
it's a recommended medical practice?
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He's not luring me into anything
I shouldn't be doing?
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I don't mind treading on him,
but not if it commits me to extended aftercare.
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It's a well-known form of treatment.
You don't have to be engaged!
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You have to wonder if everything
will stand the strain. Strain?
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I could tell you about strain! The
evil cunning of the criminal mind!
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And that was just
the former Mrs Truelove.
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It was his trousers
I was thinking about.
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Her mother came on the honeymoon.
I had the room next door!
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I paid for that woman
to go to the theatre.
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She took Mabel.
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I've got to give it a whirl, Norm.
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Can you whistle if anything cracks?
I don't want to hear it.
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I must admit, there have been times
when I've felt like treading on him.
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And me.
You'll be doing it for both of us.
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Just remember, lass,
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I'm putty in your feet!
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Not on your back!
Your spine's not up your front!
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Not yet!
We'll be able to pat you on the back without reaching all the way round!
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If this works, I'll be known as
somebody with healing feet.
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Well... if you're sure
it's for medicinal purposes.
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I daren't look!
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You're right. She has terrible feet!
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I was thinking of the pain.
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In the Force,
you learn to be calm about pain.
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Unless it's YOURS, of course.
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Ahhhhhhhh!
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See how calm I am.
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That's training for you.
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Fancy a cup of tea?
Aye, might as well.
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Hang on, I've heard about this place.
They say she's a bit fierce.
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Who?
The woman that runs it. She can be rough with customers.
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We're only going in for a cuppa.
How rough can she be?
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Ahhh!
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They weren't kidding.
She IS fierce!
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She has! She's got healing feet!
Wrinkled, but healing feet.
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I feel great!
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Sit down. You're spoiling the view.
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What a great day! How often does
a bloke get trod on by Nora Batty?
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Her husband used to look as though
he was being trodden on regularly.
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I woke up this morning and thought,
"Just another day."
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You didn't sound as if
you were enjoying it at the time.
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I've poked things up people's noses
and they didn't make that much fuss.
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I weren't shouting in pain.
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I think it were excitement.
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Wasn't it a bit like
being run over by a small lorry?
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They're on to something,
them Chinese. It were great!
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Not for us.
We could scarcely stand the tension.
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Tha were worried about me?
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Oh, isn't that nice!
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Not YOU. It was your trousers
we were terrified for.
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Supposing she'd fallen
through one of those gaps?
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There'd have been a shortage of
volunteers to dig her out of there!
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Ahoy, there!
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Do he actually say, "Ahoy, there"?
Course, he could've been lying.
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I bet he was a pirate.
They used to say "Ahoy, there".
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I thought it was "Shiver my timbers".
Sorry.
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He could do with
HIS timbers shivered!
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It was more peaceful
in the old days.
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They used to tow the barges
with horses.
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Aye, I remember. And sometimes
they'd let you ride the horse.
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Ah, that's when you first started
wearing out those trousers, is it?
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Barry! I'd love to stop and talk,
but I only get an hour for lunch.
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Who did you give the message to?
Well, i-it was for Marina.
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I know who it was for,
but it didn't get to Marina. It got to some lady wrestler!
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Ever been grabbed by
a lady wrestler? Can't say I have.
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No, I would've remembered.
Who did you give the message to?!
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Eli was going into the supermarket
so I thought I'd let him take it.
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You gave it to Eli?!
He was going inside.
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Ye gods!
No wonder there was a mix-up.
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I'm lucky I didn't finish up being
grabbed by the provision manager!
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I've never liked beards.
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Barry...
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For our second honeymoon, the former
Mrs Truelove went to Venice.
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Just the former Mrs Truelove?
And her mother.
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They brought me back
a picture of a gondola.
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Oh, well, they didn't forget you.
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I never looked at it that way.
Maybe you should have.
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Course, they could've been lying.
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How far are we planning to go?
I suppose that depends on our horse.
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Hey up,
I'm getting naffed off with this.
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But it was YOU who said,
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"Didn't it used to be peaceful
in the old days when boats were towed along."
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You're doing splendidly.
We were just saying.
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Course, we could be lying.
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It's all right for thee!
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Mebbe we should get him a nosebag.
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I heard that!
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HE MOUTHS SILENTLY
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SLAPPING SOUND
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Ahem.
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Oh, Barry!
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Can you spare a moment?
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The direct approach.
How very forward!
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Not that I disapprove.
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I think it shows
a manly, forthright personality.
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Why beat about the bush?
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Is there somewhere more private
that we could go?
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Not in here, love.
This is a supermarket.
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This is about as private as it gets.
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00:16:59,904 --> 00:17:04,964
However, if you should happen to be
waiting outside at around 4.30...
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00:17:04,964 --> 00:17:07,884
No! I have a message for you.
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From Howard.
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From Howard?
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You DO realise, of course,
that I hardly know the gentleman.
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He suggested I buy something
to make it look less suspicious.
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He's good at not being suspicious.
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You feel such a fool
going out with an empty trolley.
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You've summed up my love life!
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What do you recommend
that's a bargain? I don't want to pay excessively.
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Remember, we're not out for speed.
Just nice and easy.
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A lazy afternoon on the river.
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Lazy for thee!
I'M doing all the work!
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And doing it splendidly.
You don't want to back out now.
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00:18:07,724 --> 00:18:11,104
I might WANT to back out now.
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00:18:11,104 --> 00:18:16,064
I've seldom seen anyone so gifted
at playing the part of a horse.
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Go at it with some energy, man.
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Remember Lord Nelson -
never once fell off his bike!
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In the supermarket? My Barry?
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Your Barry.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Why are you late?
I had an errand to run.
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Ask him where he's been!
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Where have you been, Barry?
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Just to the supermarket.
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I knew he wouldn't lie to me.
Oh, Barry!
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I told you
it'd be perfectly innocent, Mother.
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What did he go for
that was so urgent?
237
00:19:21,104 --> 00:19:23,684
(Ask him what he bought.)
238
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:29,184
What did you buy, Barry?
Er...it was a bargain.
239
00:19:29,184 --> 00:19:32,424
Why didn't you ask ME to fetch it?
I do all the shopping.
240
00:19:32,424 --> 00:19:35,844
Spur of the moment, sudden impulse.
241
00:19:35,844 --> 00:19:41,104
I find that very unlikely
for the representative of a building society.
242
00:19:41,104 --> 00:19:45,104
Show us what you bought, Barry,
that couldn't wait,
243
00:19:45,104 --> 00:19:48,084
that you were in such a hurry for.
244
00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:51,144
What is it?
245
00:19:51,144 --> 00:19:55,904
It's an adaptor for blowing up
bicycle tyres with a car pump.
246
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:58,604
You don't have a bicycle.
247
00:19:58,604 --> 00:20:04,344
Why did you buy an adaptor
for blowing up bicycle tyres with a car pump?
248
00:20:04,344 --> 00:20:06,424
..It was reduced.
249
00:20:06,424 --> 00:20:09,424
SHE MOUTHS SILENTLY
250
00:20:11,404 --> 00:20:15,704
This time you've got plenty of slack
in the rope.
251
00:20:15,704 --> 00:20:18,004
Not to mention the head!
252
00:20:18,004 --> 00:20:22,464
I've a feeling he's right.
Pay no attention to critics.
253
00:20:22,464 --> 00:20:27,944
On my signal,
proceed normally before you feel the weight of the boat.
254
00:20:27,944 --> 00:20:32,004
First I'm a horse,
now I'm a horse on a bike!
255
00:20:32,004 --> 00:20:34,444
Just don't be a racehorse.
256
00:20:34,444 --> 00:20:38,824
We're not water-skiing.
I want a nice gentle drifting.
257
00:20:38,824 --> 00:20:40,864
He knows what to do.
258
00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:46,124
This is not just a horse,
this is a well-trained horse!
259
00:20:46,124 --> 00:20:50,084
Just get in the boat
and let's get on with it!
260
00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:57,944
Tha's all gob and no notion!
No wonder the former Mrs Truelove went walkies!
261
00:20:57,944 --> 00:21:00,724
Are we ready?
262
00:21:00,724 --> 00:21:03,524
"We," he says! WE?!
263
00:21:18,224 --> 00:21:23,244
I've only just bought it. Can you
give it a good checking over?
264
00:21:23,244 --> 00:21:27,744
Aye, I suppose I could give it
a good checking over.
265
00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:30,504
It's like talking to an echo.
266
00:21:30,504 --> 00:21:35,764
I understand fiddling with things
mechanical is your idea of fun,
267
00:21:35,764 --> 00:21:41,004
but, in this instance, I'll waive
my fee and not charge you for it.
268
00:21:41,004 --> 00:21:46,884
What if she needs new parts?
Don't start with that attitude. Think positive!
269
00:21:46,884 --> 00:21:53,464
You want it checked thoroughly?
I want it in first-class, safe condition.
270
00:21:53,464 --> 00:21:56,024
That's very commendable.
271
00:21:56,024 --> 00:22:00,664
Some people might cut corners
on safety, but not me.
272
00:22:00,664 --> 00:22:05,604
You can spread that word amongst
all your mechanical friends.
273
00:22:05,744 --> 00:22:09,684
I like to be known
as a by-word for reliability.
274
00:22:10,904 --> 00:22:14,064
Is THAT perfect or is that perfect?
275
00:22:14,064 --> 00:22:19,064
It's a bit sissy - a three-wheeler.
Not if you growl while peddling it.
276
00:22:19,064 --> 00:22:22,444
And not with
your kind of hand signals.
277
00:22:22,444 --> 00:22:28,084
Good day. I am making enquiries
about this machine. Is it for hire?
278
00:22:28,084 --> 00:22:31,684
It is.
Effective immediately? Immediately.
279
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:34,384
What about the overhaul?
280
00:22:34,384 --> 00:22:39,044
You've just checked it.
I saw you looking it over personally.
281
00:22:39,044 --> 00:22:43,824
But she needs...
What we ALL need - peace and quiet.
282
00:22:43,824 --> 00:22:46,704
Less of the bustle of modern life.
283
00:22:52,044 --> 00:22:56,364
When did he first
show signs of going astray?
284
00:22:56,364 --> 00:23:00,204
He's never shown any signs
of going astray!
285
00:23:00,204 --> 00:23:04,844
Are you sure? Or do you just
not know what to look for?
286
00:23:04,844 --> 00:23:08,884
I bet that's it!
She doesn't know what to look for.
287
00:23:08,884 --> 00:23:13,424
I've never had to look for signs.
I trust my Barry.
288
00:23:13,424 --> 00:23:15,724
ALL: Ohhhhh!
289
00:23:17,204 --> 00:23:19,704
What do you look for?
290
00:23:19,704 --> 00:23:23,224
Have you seen him
looking dreamily into space?
291
00:23:23,224 --> 00:23:27,344
He doesn't do that.
He works for a building society.
292
00:23:28,404 --> 00:23:30,824
Has he started being pleasant?
293
00:23:30,824 --> 00:23:33,864
My Barry's always pleasant.
294
00:23:33,864 --> 00:23:38,304
See how tricky they are?
What's wrong with being pleasant?
295
00:23:38,304 --> 00:23:40,564
It's not natural, love.
296
00:23:40,564 --> 00:23:45,604
A certain level of hostility
is a sound basis for a marriage.
297
00:23:45,604 --> 00:23:48,004
Nothing excessive.
298
00:23:48,004 --> 00:23:54,444
No, nothing excessive.
After a while, you get a feeling for the right balance.
299
00:23:54,444 --> 00:23:59,084
A man should regard his wife
as he would a nice animal.
300
00:23:59,084 --> 00:24:03,424
Something he'd like to stroke,
but watch your fingers!
301
00:24:03,424 --> 00:24:08,844
True. They should never enter a room
without wondering if you'll bite.
302
00:24:08,844 --> 00:24:14,404
It's that little nervous uncertainty
that keeps them in good condition.
303
00:24:14,404 --> 00:24:17,224
But what about love?
304
00:24:17,224 --> 00:24:19,584
Ooh, she's very young!
305
00:24:19,584 --> 00:24:21,664
I keep telling her.
306
00:24:21,664 --> 00:24:23,944
We've all been through it.
307
00:24:23,944 --> 00:24:27,024
I got through it by buying a budgie.
308
00:24:27,024 --> 00:24:34,024
If you transfer your affections
to something convenient, you'll get no end of pleasure.
309
00:24:34,024 --> 00:24:37,104
I still miss my little Bluey.
310
00:24:37,104 --> 00:24:42,744
I'm talking about love
between two people. Well, you shouldn't!
311
00:24:42,744 --> 00:24:49,764
You weren't brought up to talk
about THAT! Drink you coffee. Oooh, Mother!
312
00:25:00,684 --> 00:25:03,044
Oooh, Howard!
313
00:25:03,044 --> 00:25:05,044
Oh, Marina!
314
00:25:05,044 --> 00:25:07,184
Oh, Trudy!
315
00:25:07,184 --> 00:25:10,704
Hey, what are you doing
with this woman?!
316
00:25:10,704 --> 00:25:14,524
"What's he doing with this woman"?
What's he doing with YOU?!
317
00:25:14,524 --> 00:25:16,644
I can explain!
318
00:25:16,644 --> 00:25:22,604
I think you'd better!
We've only been together two minutes!
319
00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:25,484
What does she mean, "together"?!
320
00:25:25,484 --> 00:25:30,484
Stop it, now! I hate it
when women are fighting over me.
321
00:25:39,604 --> 00:25:43,224
Credit where it's due,
he's got a nice peddling action.
322
00:25:43,224 --> 00:25:46,484
Wellie power! He's very experienced.
323
00:25:46,484 --> 00:25:52,004
I prefer him from this angle.
From the back, he could pass as respectable.
324
00:25:52,004 --> 00:25:55,524
It's the front
that's the dead giveaway.
325
00:25:55,524 --> 00:25:57,764
I have trouble with fronts.
326
00:25:57,764 --> 00:26:02,464
People's expressions are much more
welcoming from behind.
327
00:26:02,464 --> 00:26:08,804
Some of
the finest police strangleholds have been applied from behind.
328
00:26:20,984 --> 00:26:24,804
That's it.
I can't pedal under there.
329
00:26:24,804 --> 00:26:26,864
It's simple, man.
330
00:26:26,864 --> 00:26:32,964
Leave the bike, go up to the bridge,
pull us through, then come back for the bike.
331
00:26:32,964 --> 00:26:35,784
There, you see, brilliant!
332
00:26:35,784 --> 00:26:38,544
I notice who's doing all the work!
333
00:26:38,544 --> 00:26:40,944
I told you, brilliant!
334
00:26:48,304 --> 00:26:50,944
Bye! See you next week.
335
00:26:50,944 --> 00:26:52,984
He's with me!
336
00:26:52,984 --> 00:26:54,964
BOTH: He's with me!
337
00:27:00,464 --> 00:27:02,444
I'm with HER!
338
00:27:22,484 --> 00:27:25,544
You'll have to pull harder!
339
00:27:25,544 --> 00:27:31,664
Get a good speed up so we go all the
way through the bridge. Ahoy, there!
340
00:27:31,664 --> 00:27:33,644
Bog off!
341
00:28:04,064 --> 00:28:07,044
I think his timbers are shivering!
342
00:28:43,844 --> 00:28:46,804
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