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LOUD YODELLING YAWN
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Why don't tha take a day off?
Why don't you take one on?
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Enjoy thyself!
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I AM enjoying myself! At least I was
until you poked your nose in.
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Tha went out when Wally were alive.
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I used to enjoy a run
in the motorbike and sidecar.
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It was different then!
I had somebody to go with.
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Hang on a minute! Tha's still got
somebody to go with...
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You?! Do you think I'd be seen
out with you in your condition?!
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I am in the PEAK of condition!
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That's more than can be said
for them long johns!
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Tha should have grabbed me
before I settled down. Supposing I get done up a bit?
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Shutting up would be better.
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Watch this space!
If tha sees anybody gorgeous...
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it'll be me!
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ENGINE CLANKS AND WHIRRS
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It's not been the same since your
father mended it! But he's good with cars. Well, he dresses the part!
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I'll get the bus, love.
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Be careful, Barry!
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Who does your hair? Cropsprayers(?)
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What have you done to yourself?
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Everything but plastic surgery!
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You look terrible!
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I feel terrible!
Me feet are killing me!
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Nora, what if we went somewhere
where we could both wear wellies?
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They've got a grip
like Auntie Wainwright.
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Oooh! Aaaw!
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HE WHISTLES TO HIMSELF
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BRAKES SCREECH
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Oh, Mother!
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It's your father. He will keep
tampering with these brakes.
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He takes out all the smooth bits
and just leaves me with the lumps.
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You'd better go and have a word
with your father's boots.
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I've talked to his boots
for that many years, they can understand every word I say.
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Dad? What? Don't get upset,
but Barry's had to go on the bus.
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His car won't start.
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Won't start?!
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Has he been tinkering with it?
He wouldn't know how to!
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They're the worst kind!
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It's you! You've been
tinkering with his car.
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It was going when I left him.
Well, he's going on the bus!
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We're taking it to the garage.
Will you be offended if we take to the garage?
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Offended?! Me offended?!
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Why should I be offended...
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just because you've no confidence in
your father, think I'm a wally with a hammer, think I can't fix a car?
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Me - I was born
with a spanner in me fist.
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Don't get yourself worked up.
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Don't over-rev yourself.
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She won't take it to the garage.
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I'd better have a look at it, then.
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And don't let him tinker with it
next time!
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FAINT DRILLING
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DRILLING STOPS
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LOUD DRILLING
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Either I've got mice with drills
or that's Howard!
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Howard! I don't want you
to take this personally,
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but I think your drill
is out of control.
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(I had to attract your attention.)
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With a hole in the wall?
What's wrong with the phone?
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She listens to me calls! But she
lets you drill through walls?!
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I'm supposed to be
putting up shelves.
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I thought
if I went that little bit further, it would attract your attention.
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It did, Howard.
It attracted my attention.
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I'll and make it good, Cleggy.
You won't see a thing!
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That sounds a lot like my honeymoon.
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I wondered why the drilling had
stopped. I thought maybe he were mortally wounded.
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I've gone a bit too far,
gone through Cleggy's wall. Only one wall!
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How could you go that far?
I don't know me own strength.
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I'd better go
and plug Cleggy's wall.
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Leave me the drill.
I'LL put the shelves up!
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I've heard this terrible rumour.
You've got to check it out for me.
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I can't get away. I'm supposed
to be do-it-yourselfing!
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Well, you CAN do it yourself
if it concerns Marina! It does!
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Well, goodbye, Howard.
I'll plug the hole.
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But wait till you hear the rumour!
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You'll understand
how important it is.
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It feels like the bottom's falling
out of my whole existence!
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You've been drilling the floor too!
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I'm talking personal torment here!
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You've had your water bill!
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Marina's had an offer where
she works, an offer of marriage
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from some swine of an under-manager
in Grocery and Provisions.
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Grocery and Provisions?!
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He's left it a bit near
her sell-by date!
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WHISPERING
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(She's had an offer of marriage?!)
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MARINA?!
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Keep your voice down.
People are listening.
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She's had an offer of marriage?!
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According to Howard
who is in no fit state to be in charge of a power drill!
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And who is the lucky complete twit?
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Somebody where she works.
An under-manager in Grocery and Provisions.
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Marrying Marina and he's allowed
to pick customers' fruit and veg?!
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So what does Howard expect you
to do about it?
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Pearl won't let Howard out and he's
desperate to find out if it's true.
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It won't be true.
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Who's going to marry Marina?
The lass is not for marrying.
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She's for educational purposes.
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Well, there's worse than Marina.
Professional boxers are prettier than some of your old girlfriends.
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I thought they WERE
professional boxers!
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I didn't marry one though, did I?
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No, they had their evil way with you
and then left you.
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Aye...I were just a helpless prawn.
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I think that should be "pawn".
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Oh, I don't know though!
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You think I've been listening! Well,
you needn't think I'm interested!
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I never thought tha would be!
I'm sure I'm not interested in your conversations!
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Which one in Grocery and Provisions?
The short, fat one?
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We've no idea.
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You come in here with half a story?!
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Which tha didn't want to listen to!
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It's not been worth the listening!
You missed all the details.
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If you're going to come in here,
full of gossip, do it right!
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It's not something that I approve of
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but I hate to see it wasted
on a bunch of dillips who can't even get the details right!
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Next time, question your informant
more closely. We don't like to pry.
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Especially when it's personal.
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Ye gods! Wasted!
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Hello, Glenda? It's me.
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..Yeah, I know I don't usually
call you from work.
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..No, I'm all right.
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..I haven't had a heart attack!
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It's not a medical emergency.
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..No. I'm not just being brave!
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..Look, I'm fine...physically.
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I'm just...a bit worried
about the car.
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I wanted to tell you -
don't let your father near...
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.."Too late"?! Why is it too late?
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You didn't want
to hurt his feelings?!
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..Well, of course I understand.
He's your father.
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..What?!
..Of course I still love you!
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Look, um, I'm going to have to go,
Glenda.
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I've got a customer waiting.
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Me car!
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Just how desperate is Howard?
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Well, he drilled through my wall to
get my attention. That's desperate!
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Coming through the wall!
Especially at breakfast time!
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Well, the man's obviously panicked.
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People do under pressure.
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Has he had the rumour confirmed?
That's the first elementary step.
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He may be worrying about nothing.
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He wants me to find out
if it's true. That makes sense.
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Not to me it doesn't. He knows I go
speechless when I get near Marina! Why's that?
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I don't want to talk about it.
Hey up!
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Clegg has had a relationship
with Marina!
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I didn't! It was an accident. An
accidental relationship with Marina?
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Under what circumstances?
I don't want to talk about it.
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"I don't want to talk about it"!
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Hey up!
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THUNDER CRASHES
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Norman Clegg and Marina!
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Tha's a dark horse, Norm!
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Dark?! I'm practically floodlit!
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I was a victim of circumstance.
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Well, if it was innocent,
what are you hiding?
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I'm not. I'm just embarrassed.
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Now, that's interesting.
What happened to make Mr Norman Clegg embarrassed?
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Nothing happened!
Then why are you embarrassed?
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Whenever I'm near a woman,
I'm always embarrassed. How near?
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Never you mind!
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With this previous relationship with
Marina, you are the ideal person to ask her about the rumour.
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It wasn't a relationship!
And I'm not going near her!
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Norman Clegg, man of mystery!
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And who's THIS man of mystery?
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Who do we know
that's a great, long, dozy dollop?
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Apart from Foggy Dewhurst.
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Do you mind? Smiler!
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That's who it is, then!
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'Ey-up, Smiler!
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What's tha doing with this?
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Auntie Wainwright's bought it.
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"I want you to go and pick up this
motorcycle and sidecar," she said.
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She never said
the engine didn't work.
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Well, it's mostly downhill.
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What are you moaning about? You can
freewheel practically all the way.
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You can give us all a lift.
Are you sure about this?
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It's not just women
I get nervous about.
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Get in, Norman. Me and thee
on the inside, Foggy on the pillion.
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We have to get it up the hill first.
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Right. Good thinking, Smiler.
We'll see thee at the top.
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Come back, that man!
We've got to give this chap a hand.
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Call this a lift?
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I told you your father could fix it.
It's ridiculous - using a garage.
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I know.
It's just that Barry loves his car.
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Your father loves cars.
There's nobody kinder to cars than your father. I know, Mother.
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She's pulling nicely up this hill.
She'll be all right now.
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ENGINE STARTS TO SPLUTTER
Ooops...
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ENGINE THUDS
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What's wrong with it? Don't worry
your father when he's confused.
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She just needs a bit of adjustment.
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Soon have her running quieter.
On a car of this calibre, the quieter, the better.
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I like a machine that runs quiet.
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'Ey-up!
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That was quiet!
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BRAKE SQUEALS
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CRASHING METAL
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That's it - out! Why didn't
the dozy twit use the brake?
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I was using the brake! Tha's useless
with a motorbike and sidecar!
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I wouldn't say "useless".
You'd be out-voted.
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I know who used to like a trip in a
motorbike and sidecar - Nora Batty.
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I wonder, if we got that repaired,
I could borrow it off Auntie Wainwright.
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And I thought HE was
the doziest twit we'd seen today!
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No. Credit where it's due.
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You want to hire
my motorbike and sidecar?
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Can he afford to hire it?
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No chance! He's honest - I'll give
him that. Scruffy, but honest.
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Very difficult class of customer.
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Well, if YOU can't afford it,
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perhaps your friends can. NO!
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Out of the question.
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Times like these
you know who your friends are.
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Well, there is an alternative.
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Let's hear it. Until it gets
to a part where I lose money, I'm an attentive listener.
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Suppose we get Wesley
to put the machine in working order.
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Go on.
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You'd have a bike in good condition.
In exchange, you'd let him use it.
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Full working order, passed its MOT?
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Agreed.
And he pays his own petrol?
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Done!
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I hope I haven't been...
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You've not said a lot.
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I'm allowed one phone call
and the services of a solicitor.
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An offer of marriage. From somebody
in Grocery and Provisions.
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He obviously can't tell
margarine from butter!
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Everything's packaged so tight,
he's probably glad to find something easy to unwrap.
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I never thought she'd make it.
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I thought she was destined to grow
shorter and shorter in the skirt.
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It's him you feel sorry for.
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I think I've seen them together.
We passed them on the moors. He's a small chap.
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Drink your coffee!
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It's time she had a husband.
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She's had one for some time.
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One of her own!
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I wonder if it'll be
a white wedding.
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If it is, it'll be a flagrant breach
of the Trades Description Act.
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I know somebody who'll go white.
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White's not suitable these days.
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00:20:06,117 --> 00:20:09,957
Today's brides should be wearing
a combat jacket!
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BOOM!
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Wesley's found life in her already.
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I'll need some motorcycle gear and
a helmet. Borrow them from Wesley.
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CRASH!
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I wouldn't borrow Wesley's
in case that explodes as well.
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Did you find out?!
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Find out what? About Marina!
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I should think everyone's found out
about Marina!
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About the offer of marriage.
I asked YOU, Cleggy.
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I'm not good at things like that.
I'm allergic to females.
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Tha weren't allergic to her once!
Tha was going to tell us about it.
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Well, come on then, what happened?
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Come on. It's time you told us.
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Him and Marina!
Once upon a time.
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You treacherous swine, Norman Clegg.
It was years ago.
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We were stuck in a lift, that's all.
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Just you and Marina? Yes.
What happened? Nothing!
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Except...we had to snuggle together
to keep warm.
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You swine, Norman Clegg!
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00:21:26,497 --> 00:21:29,797
Couldn't you have
lit a fire or something?
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CRASH
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It was pure coincidence.
We were both shopping in Leeds.
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I walked into this lift
in this store, and there was Marina.
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It sounds fishy to me.
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Maybe you hit the wrong button.
Don't torture me!
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He means the lift, Howard.
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Why does it matter
if she marries someone from Grocery and Provisions? I must know!
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Go and ask her, and I'll forgive you.
For what? I didn't touch any button.
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Even when I was married
I didn't touch buttons.
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She had this bracelet with a funny
clasp. I fastened that occasionally. That was it.
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I never thought of you
as nimble with jewellery.
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There she is!
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I'll ask her myself!
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In broad daylight, Howard?
I don't care! I have to know!
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INAUDIBLE
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It's all right!
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It wasn't an offer of marriage!
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It was an offer of a garage!
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Through somebody
in Grocery and Provisions.
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00:22:55,817 --> 00:23:02,837
I know she's not everybody's idea
of summat that belongs in the house, but why does she need a garage?
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CAR HORN TOOTS
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She's bought a little car!
We'll be more mobile now.
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Norman Clegg that was. Would you
care for another lift, Norman?
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WESLEY: Should be all right.
She's a tidy little goer!
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00:23:52,917 --> 00:23:56,277
Do you think
Nora will accept a lift?
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00:23:56,277 --> 00:24:00,497
From a stranger? I'm not a stranger.
You look strange.
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00:24:00,497 --> 00:24:04,137
Take no notice.
You look just like Biggles.
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00:24:04,137 --> 00:24:06,577
Or even "Biggler"!
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00:24:06,577 --> 00:24:09,897
She used to like
a trip in a sidecar.
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Maybe this is that little bit of
extra magic that will do the trick.
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Hurry, before she gets an offer of
marriage from Grocery and Provisions.
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I'm going! I'm going!
Wish me luck, Norm.
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ENGINE STARTS
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ENGINE REVS
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Wow!
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He really does look like Biggles!
295
00:24:35,497 --> 00:24:39,557
He looks like an idiot.
Who'll ride with him in that?
296
00:24:39,557 --> 00:24:43,097
Well,
it beats being stuck in a lift.
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00:24:48,277 --> 00:24:53,457
That's two jobs I've done today.
One motorbike, and Barry's car.
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Yorkshire's answer to Henry Ford.
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00:24:56,357 --> 00:25:00,137
I'm developing hands
like a surgeon.
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00:25:02,637 --> 00:25:08,277
I ought to see Gladys's new baby,
but the bus doesn't go that way now.
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I know.
I'll run you in the car.
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00:25:10,917 --> 00:25:15,177
Don't trouble yourself.
It's no trouble.
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Wesley will want his tea.
He can wait.
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I better get Howard's tea.
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00:25:21,337 --> 00:25:23,817
We're in this thing together!
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RUMBLE APPROACHES
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00:25:31,597 --> 00:25:34,317
'Ey-up, ladies. Anyone for a lift?
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00:25:34,317 --> 00:25:36,457
In that thing?!
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00:25:36,457 --> 00:25:38,837
It'll be safer than with Edie.
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00:25:38,837 --> 00:25:42,357
You're right.
Have you got room for three?
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00:25:42,357 --> 00:25:46,097
(By heck, it never rains
but it pours...)
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Everybody aboard!
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You can drop me off at the cafe.
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00:25:57,537 --> 00:26:00,217
ENGINE REVS NOISILY
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00:26:07,477 --> 00:26:13,137
Do you think they didn't want to go
with me? Why would you think that?
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00:26:24,717 --> 00:26:28,777
Where does she live, your Gladys?
It's not far.
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00:26:29,837 --> 00:26:33,857
Like old times, eh, Nora?
Keep your eyes on the road.
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00:26:40,457 --> 00:26:43,557
Follow that car!
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00:26:44,677 --> 00:26:47,057
SQUEAL OF BRAKE
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00:26:52,297 --> 00:26:55,557
Put your clog down.
We're being followed!
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00:26:55,557 --> 00:26:58,777
Oh, Howard! Oh, Marina!
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00:27:10,017 --> 00:27:11,497
Arghh!
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00:27:12,537 --> 00:27:14,777
TYRES SQUEAL
324
00:27:17,397 --> 00:27:22,457
You know the trouble with
civilian life - it's too peaceful.
325
00:27:23,937 --> 00:27:28,097
I'm used to shocks and surprises -
the sudden emergency.
326
00:27:29,937 --> 00:27:33,377
Have you tried
ringing Nora Batty's bell?
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00:27:33,377 --> 00:27:36,937
I mean real emergencies -
the shock of war.
328
00:27:36,937 --> 00:27:41,577
The excitement of something
suddenly bursting into your life.
329
00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:45,177
Nothing ever happens round here!
BOOMING ENGINE
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Looks like Nora's accepted a lift.
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00:28:08,677 --> 00:28:13,417
He's got what he wanted, at last.
Nora Batty's chasing HIM!
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