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Cleggy, Cleggy! Aargh!
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THUMP
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I thought it was you, Cleggy.
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Oh, you're right, Howard. It's me.
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All a bloke needs when
he's balancing books on a bicycle is an attack of Howard.
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I-I didn't mean to startle you.
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Why were you leaping out of ambush,
then ?
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I need a bicycle, Clegg.
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Well, I probably do, now.
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I had mine confiscated.
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Again? Doesn't this mark a crisis
in your marriage, Howard?
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Oh!
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I was wondering...
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if you could leave your bicycle...
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you know, propped up casually,
outside the house.
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This is not the kind of bicycle
you go visiting strange women on.
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Don't know what you mean. I just
fancied a ride in the fresh air.
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THIS...
is a well-brought-up bicycle.
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CREAK
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When are you coming round?
Round where?
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Here. My place.
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Why would anybody ever do that?
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Right. I'll move into yours.
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Why don't you shut your big window?
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I don't want to get technical, but
Wally left you to me in his will.
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My Wally?
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It were his last wish. "Look
after her," he said. "Make sure she gets plenty of exercise."
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That was his pigeon.
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You know, I wondered
why he left me that bag of corn.
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Oh... Yes? Winter courses.
Further education.
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What about it? I'd like to know
what courses are available.
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This is a full list for our coming
season. Ah. Can I take one?
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That's what it's for.
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Is it free? Yes.
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Look, I was...
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Oh, I... Yes? I think
I can fill a gap for you here.
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Have you anything on military
tactics? Only what's on the list.
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I don't want to take the course.
I want to teach it.
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I can offer escape and evasion,
bayonet fighting, infiltration behind enemy lines, unarmed combat.
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It's the glasses.
You do remind me of someone.
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Was your father a Japanese sniper?
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Hop it!
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But she does! It's the glasses.
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If you don't believe me,
try her in a steel helmet.
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Ask her to stand like this.
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Stay there.
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Aaaaargh!
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Good grief, it's pathetic!
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Use the pole, Smiler. It's not
allowed. The man lacks aggression.
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He seems all right for speed,
though.
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I hate to see chaps in uniform
behaving like that.
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Old ladies show more spirit.
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Old ladies?
That's another tough mob.
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He lacks self-confidence.
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He needs to be taken in hand.
He needs to be trained mentally.
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Tha can't train a dollop
like Smiler. It's too late.
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It's never too late for an NCO.
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I trained Monty, didn't I?
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Field Marshal Montgomery?
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Well, no, another Monty.
But when I'd finished, you couldn't tell them apart.
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Smiler's not ideal material.
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Smiler's not just
short of aggression. Smiler's short of everything. Except legs.
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He's got legs like a chuffin' camel.
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He nearly trod on my ferrets.
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Have you got everything?
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Feels like I've got
more than you have now.
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You've got an eye for a bargain.
I came in for a look round.
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It was all a blur.
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What's wrong with you?
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It's getting so this job
needs protective clothing.
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Funny you should say that.
I've got reductions on protective clothing.
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These coincidences are amazing.
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Makes you think there must be
a purpose behind everything.
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If I can train men
to lose their fear in combat, I'm sure I can train a civilian.
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I remember when I lost
my fear of combat. When?
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When I was demobbed.
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I always felt like a target
in uniform.
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I was at my best in uniform.
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I enjoyed
working for George the Sixth.
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I always felt that being in uniform
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was like advertising that you were
available for being shot at.
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I've never been afraid of much.
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Except work.
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Tha can't go chasing Nora Batty
if tha's of a nervous disposition.
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That's true.
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Right. Subject - Smiler.
Action to be taken.
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Under proper leadership, a man
can be trained to face anything.
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You wouldn't think so
if you tried to pursue a claim through some insurance companies.
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I don't believe in insurance.
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We can see that
just by looking at those trousers.
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Fact is, Clegg, I could train you
to overcome your deepest fears.
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I have to warn you
that I'm very good at deep fears.
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Which is your worst one?
What's your worst nightmare?
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What causes you
to wake up in a cold sweat?
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Auntie Wainwright.
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Don't be loitering.
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Coming. It isn't easy,
walking in these.
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Careful.
I know where everything is.
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I know where my money is.
It's in your till.
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It'll be very well looked after.
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It's probably against regulations
to wear these.
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Are you going to let regulations
rule your life?
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Show a bit of independence, lad.
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Talk about nimble!
No wonder we never saw you dancing with Ginger Rogers.
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Good job you were wearing
protective clothing. Money well spent.
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I'll cure you
of this Auntie Wainwright thing.
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Just keep repeating to yourself,
"I can do this. I CAN do this."
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I can't do this. I CAN'T do this.
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See, that's where you go wrong.
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Where I go wrong is,
she costs me money.
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Don't worry. When tha cash
runs out, she don't give credit.
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You won't be buying anything.
You won't be parting with any cash.
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Just listen to what I tell you.
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You go into Auntie Wainwright's,
you look round, and you come out without buying anything.
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You'll wonder
why you were ever scared of her.
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I'm scared of her because she's
dynamite. Only if you let her be.
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If you meet her determination with
your own determination... Ey-up.
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A crackpot's coming straight at us.
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Not if we meet him
with sufficient determination.
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Face the fool down.
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No, this is the wrong attitude. You
are not in the right frame of mind.
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You've got to be OUT of your mind
to go into Auntie Wainwright's.
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All right, look, just stand there.
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No, not like that. Stand to
attention. Smarten yourself up.
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ATTEN-SHUN!!
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Not you. Don't put any more strain
on those trousers. They're OK.
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Me trousers
are always standing at ease.
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Look, Clegg, listen to me.
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You...are a man of steel.
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Steel?! Absolutely. A man of steel.
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Couldn't we start with something
more like plastic? A man of steel.
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Ey-up, Norman Clegg -
a man of steel!
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It's all in the mind.
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You make your mind up, you can
go in there and come out without buying a thing. Tha can do it.
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Remember,
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man of steel.
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Man...of...steel.
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ECHOING TANNOY:
'Stop! Who are you?'
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Man of steel!
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Norman Clegg. 'Don't move.
Keep your hands in your pockets.
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'These premises are protected by
every tricky device known to man.'
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You think I'm kidding about
tricky devices. Pick something up.
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Er... Go on, lift something up.
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Isn't it dangerous?
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Only to customers.
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What can we do for you? Nothing.
Absolutely nothing. No, no, no.
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I-I was just looking around. Oh?
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Man of steel?
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It's working. He's doing it.
Normally, he'd be out by now.
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And it's all down to thee.
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Foggy,
tha's a great leader of men...
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and similar pillocks.
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You know, Field Marshal Montgomery
once said that to me.
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He said, "Dewhurst," he said,
"You are a natural leader of men."
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He were in the desert.
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I thought tha were in the jungle.
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Er...w-well...our paths crossed
on a secret mission about which I'm not permitted to speak.
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Tha does talk some fanny, Foggy.
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Think what you like, but I've
made a difference with Clegg.
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Normally, he wouldn't be in there
all this time.
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I think Clegg is in there
with Field Marshal Montgomery
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on a secret mission
that he can't even talk about.
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You didn't
let her talk you into...?
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Good job I'm a man of steel
or I'd have bought BOTH wardrobes.
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Get it back in. What?
Get it back in, now.
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Tell her you don't want a wardrobe,
you want your money back. Money back?! From Auntie Wainwright?!
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You can do it.
Go on. Go in and do it.
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Norm, this is your finest hour.
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Good luck, son.
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He just has to put his mind to it.
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Man of steel?
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You were supposed to take your
wardrobe back, not buy another one.
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She knocked eight per cent off for
buying them both. How much is that?
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I don't know. Do I look
like somebody who knows what eight per cent is?
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What are you going to do
with two wardrobes? That's what I said to Auntie Wainwright.
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What did she say?
She said I was absolutely right.
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What I needed was a dressing table
to go with them. I got out fast.
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I ashamed of you, Clegg.
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Oh, I'm not doing so bad.
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I'm improving. Not doing so bad?
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She let me have the barrow at cost.
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Don't tell your mother. I know
you're close, but don't tell.
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She'll see it.
I'll drop you along the street.
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I can't keep secrets
from my mother. Why shouldn't she know we've got a new car?
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Because she'll tell your father.
He'll want to tinker with it.
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But he's good with cars.
He's good with OLD cars.
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Nature designed him
for old bangers.
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My mother will be pleased.
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But he's murder with new cars.
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He pokes about and alters things.
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You can't insure against
risks like your father.
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I admit I failed with Clegg,
but Clegg is beyond human aid.
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Flatterer(!) I won't fail with
Smiler. See what training can do.
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That man!
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When you've finished here, report
to me at Clegg's. That's an order.
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What does Clegg want
with two wardrobes?
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I knew some fool would ask that.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Didn't Barry give you a lift?
He dropped me along the street.
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Married men do that. When you're
courting, they take you to the door.
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He'd have done so if I'd asked.
What was the hurry for? He's not in a hurry.
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There's something going on
if they're in a hurry. It's a sign they're up to no good.
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I always confiscate his bicycle.
That slows him down.
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Barry's not in a hurry. We agreed
he'd drop me along the street.
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You never told me.
About what?
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About this rift in your marriage.
There's no rift in me marriage.
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Oh, she's being brave. You've got
to admire her for being brave.
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Have you thought of separate beds?
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Sometimes it works wonders -
separate beds.
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Er...so they say.
It was never an option in our day. The double bed was compulsory.
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It wasn't so bad for those
who had the foresight to marry somebody small.
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Mine would love to try
another bed...given the chance.
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I don't want separate beds.
My Barry is wonderfully comforting under a duvet.
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Hang your coat up!
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You see, you don't need these.
These are defensive.
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You've got to stop thinking
defensively. Show aggression.
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How much aggression? Well,
as much as the situation requires.
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I'm not good at aggression.
Just the type I'm looking for. Does he want to buy a wardrobe? Bog off.
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He will be by the time
I'm finished with him.
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There you are. There's your enemy.
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It's a scarecrow.
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There's no fooling our Smiler.
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Don't say that.
I'm hoping to sell him a wardrobe.
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Yes, a scarecrow. For the purposes
of this exercise, it's your enemy.
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I want you to think "enemy".
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Some nasty, vicious nine-year-old.
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Could we start with the eights?
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There he is, Smiler. Not eight,
not nine, but some nasty, vicious adult specimen you'd like to kill.
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Her that works at t'Social Security.
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I don't know that there's anybody
I'd want to kill. Everyone's got someone they want to kill.
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People who play loud music.
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Whoever sells Nora
them wrinkled stockings.
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Look, there must be someone.
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I mean, you're a normal human being.
Well, more or less.
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00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:51,780
There must be people you'd like
to kill. Me ex-wife's solicitor.
236
00:21:51,780 --> 00:21:55,760
There you are, then.
Your ex-wife's solicitor.
237
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:58,580
She even got half me cuff-links.
238
00:21:58,580 --> 00:22:03,580
Go on. Your ex-wife's solicitor
is after your cuff-links.
239
00:22:03,580 --> 00:22:08,520
He's about to strike you.
Come on, defend your last cuff-link.
240
00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:32,760
Sure you didn't tell your mother?
241
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:39,560
I didn't tell her.
I feel awful, but I didn't tell her. It were like telling lies.
242
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:43,560
I daren't let your father
near this car.
243
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:47,940
She wanted to know why you
dropped me along the street.
244
00:22:47,940 --> 00:22:52,920
She thinks you're up to no good.
She thinks you're having an affair.
245
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:57,920
That's all right, then. As long
as she doesn't know about this car.
246
00:23:05,340 --> 00:23:08,040
He's getting into the swing of it.
247
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,640
It's your ex-wife's solicitor!
248
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:16,780
And that insurance bloke what stole
the affections of Lydia Betts.
249
00:23:16,780 --> 00:23:23,540
That's right. That's him.
That'll teach him to sell me all that fire insurance.
250
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:29,560
I never knew
he fancied Lydia Betts.
251
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,840
No wonder he needed fire insurance.
252
00:23:36,980 --> 00:23:39,860
Who's next? Who's going next?
253
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:44,540
You see? What a transformation.
254
00:23:44,540 --> 00:23:49,520
There's about to be another
transformation. Here's a tractor.
255
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:52,840
The bloke who owns the scarecrow.
256
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:28,280
Nice day.
257
00:24:36,380 --> 00:24:38,860
Just don't get in my way.
258
00:24:38,860 --> 00:24:42,660
It's the new me.
I'm a lethal weapon.
259
00:24:42,660 --> 00:24:45,980
Smiler? I'll give you Smiler!
260
00:24:45,980 --> 00:24:49,960
From now on,
it's Captain Catastrophe!
261
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:53,180
What rubbish! He's overdoing it.
262
00:24:53,180 --> 00:24:57,180
I think you may have
created a monster here.
263
00:24:57,180 --> 00:25:02,180
It's all bluff. In no time,
he'll be back to being a pussycat.
264
00:25:02,180 --> 00:25:06,200
When I train them,
they stay trained. Ey-up!
265
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:09,080
There's Howard and Marina.
266
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:15,040
Don't embarrass them.
He's in trouble. Had his bicycle confiscated.
267
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,660
He likes to have his leg pulled.
268
00:25:17,660 --> 00:25:23,260
The gentlemanly thing would be to
pretend we hadn't seen them. True.
269
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:29,100
Ey-up! It's Howard and Marina!
270
00:25:29,100 --> 00:25:34,420
I was just showing this young lady
where she might find a cowslip.
271
00:25:34,420 --> 00:25:39,660
Not everyone knows that.
He's a man of wide local knowledge.
272
00:25:41,820 --> 00:25:46,520
Isn't that the tall gentleman
who's nervous with ladies?
273
00:25:58,780 --> 00:26:04,760
Get him off! What kind of behaviour
is that for a lollipop man?
274
00:26:09,300 --> 00:26:12,480
Captain Catastrophe strikes again!
275
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:18,040
He'll poke about under the bonnet.
276
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:21,460
I won't let him, Barry. I promise.
277
00:26:21,460 --> 00:26:25,480
He'll tamper with it.
We won't let him.
278
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:30,520
You're doing this for me, showing
my mother and father our new car.
279
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:35,500
I know how much it means to you.
I'm proud you're doing it for me.
280
00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:38,400
If he pokes about, I'll scream.
281
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:46,820
Back up. Back up!
282
00:26:46,820 --> 00:26:51,800
Why should I back up?
You're too near the crossing!
283
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:54,620
There's no-one on the crossing.
284
00:26:54,620 --> 00:26:59,600
Listen, mate, just don't
get in my way, that's all!
285
00:27:07,660 --> 00:27:11,900
You have.
You've created a monster there.
286
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:27,180
Whatever happened
to Captain Catastrophe?
287
00:27:31,940 --> 00:27:35,220
D-down, boy. Steady, Smiler.
288
00:27:36,860 --> 00:27:42,400
Why did you call him Smiler? Dammit,
why didn't you use the man's rank?
289
00:27:42,450 --> 00:27:47,000
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