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Of course, I was using tactics
so secret I still can't reveal the operational details.
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No, in certain areas
my lips must remain sealed.
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Sealed? Mm. That's more
than they've been since you came in.
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Ah!
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What are you doing?
I'm just gonna trim your sideburns!
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Ugh... You should never approach
a trained killer with a weapon!
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I'm sorry.
I was acting on pure reflex.
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Even after all these years, I'm...
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I'm still like
a finely tuned machine.
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I hope I didn't hurt your wrist.
I pulled back just in time.
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Fortunately, you didn't get the
full power of the warrior's grip.
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Do you want a splash of perfume?
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Perfume for a trained killer?
It's sweet jasmine.
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Go on, then - just a splash.
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Have you nothing to do?
I'm just an interested spectator. Carry on.
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You've no right to be spectating.
Go on. I'm looking for summat.
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On my clothes line?
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Thy corsets.
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I don't see 'em any more.
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Has tha stopped wearing them?
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None of your business. Cheeky devil!
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Oh, I miss seeing
them corsets on the line.
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By, they were a great windbreak.
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They stopped my windows
from rattling, I can tell thee.
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You'll get all the rattle
you can handle in a minute.
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Promises, promises.
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COMPO SNIFFS
Who's full of Eastern promise?
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I've just had me hair cut.
It's sweet jasmine.
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Sweet jasmine? 'Ey, up!
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You know what they're like. They
slosh it on before you can stop 'em.
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Well, it's fine out here, but don't
let's get into any confined spaces.
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It gives thee a brand new image.
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The ladies'll love it!
BICYCLE BELL PINGS
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'Ey up!
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Marina!
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Such a deeply masculine voice
from a small pair of wellies! Cheeky!
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Take a sniff of this!
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I'm sure it's of no interest
to the lady. I wouldn't say that!
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Oh, how are you, Norman?
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Nervous.
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It's amazing how quickly
you can be surrounded by men!
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I don't know what the fuss is about.
It's just a little barber's spray.
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Happy birthday!
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It's not my birthday, madam!
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Oh, well, here's
a little something on account.
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LAUGHTER
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Oh, come along, that man!
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Hey up, this is tricky stuff.
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What, picking horses?
No, not for you. No, you've got a perfect record.
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You get it wrong EVERY time.
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I sometimes get a winner.
When?
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All right - so I'm lucky in love.
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With Nora Batty?
It's not only horses you can't pick.
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Nora and me are all right.
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She stops my windows from rattling.
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What does he mean - she
stops his windows from rattling? I don't think it pays to ask.
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I never enquire
too closely into people's affairs. I get enough of that with Howard.
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It's not your basis
for a normal relationship, is it?
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She stops his windows
from rattling?
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It's as well he never got
double glazing.
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ECHOING: You there!
I say, you there!
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Lend a hand, there's a good chap.
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Come along, now! Chop chop.
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Come along, that man.
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'Ey up!
There's a dead vicar wants us.
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How do you mean,
there's a dead vicar wants us?
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He just popped up,
from the grave.
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Oh, don't talk nonsense.
I saw it. I'm telling thee.
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I don't want to see him.
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If he keeps popping up out of
graves, I don't want to see him.
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I don't even know what to say
to LIVE vicars.
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He talks posh.
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Not only dead,
but chuffin' middle class.
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Well, there must be
some perfectly rational solution.
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Ah, you've brought your friends
along too. Good chap.
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Come along, now. Chop chop.
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He doesn't look like a dead vicar
to me. You need a mirror.
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You can't be sure
till you've seen them in a mirror.
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Come along now, chop chop.
Follow me.
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Wait here, you people.
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Now we'll never know
if he was a dead vicar.
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The man obviously needs us
for something.
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His dinner, possibly.
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If he needs us for summat, what
the hell are we hanging about for?
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Let's go.
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The man wants a hand, we give him
a hand. I'm not singing hymns. Nobody asked you to.
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They get you into church
and make you sing hymns.
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No, no, no.
It'll be to carry something.
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If people want you for something,
it's always to carry something. CLATTERING
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Take these to the church hall.
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And if you will,
give them to Mr Chiselhurst.
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He's in charge of the pageant.
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Chisel... Chiselhurst? "Know it
all" William Chiselhurst? Trust him!
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I told you. Carrying something.
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At least it's not hymns.
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Trust a Chiselhurst
to shove his way in. Oh, God!
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A stranger smiles at you, you know
you've got to carry something.
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This armour needs a polish.
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I wouldn't have let my squad
turn out in armour like this.
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It would have been easier
with a dead vicar.
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LOUD CLATTERING
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Sounds to me
like a wheel bearing's gone!
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Anyone home?
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Hello?
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Excuse me!
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You feel such a fool standing
here with your armour undone.
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Well, I'm getting rid of this lot.
I'm not carting this any further.
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Looks like the armour's come!
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Look what's come with it!
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Good day, ladies.
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Have you seen that oaf Chiselhurst?
He's through there somewhere.
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SNIFF, SNIFF
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Sweet jasmine.
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CHURCH CLOCK CHIMES
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There's nobody here.
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Come on, give us a cuddle!
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That's him. That's Chiselhurst.
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Come on, give me a cuddle.
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I'm a widower now. It's legal.
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No need to be like that. I fancied
you even when we were at school!
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She don't fancy him!
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Steady on, lass. It's not my fault
if you make me blood boil!
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Ooh, how dare you!
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Nora Batty!
What's tha doing with this idiot?
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It wasn't my idea! "Come and give me
a hand with this!" he said.
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I'LL give you a hand!
It's not just a passing fancy!
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Move in with me, Nora! Clean house!
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He's after my bird.
I don't believe it.
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Me neither.
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Maybe he made a mistake
in the dark.
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A bit of healthy exercise
will soon put him right.
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It looks like he'll never be right!
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It's just temporary shock. For
now, he's lost his mental balance.
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He's always struck me as someone
liable to lose his mental balance.
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I mean, you can't say those are the
trousers of a rational human being.
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He was always so down-to-earth
and untroubled. Nothing worried him.
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There - that's mental for a start!
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Come along, that man!
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Return Of The Zombies.
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Did you see the film? Terrifying.
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He has the exact expression of
someone looking at an official form.
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HORN HOOTS
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What's up?
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He's been like that since he found
Nora Batty in a cupboard with a man. Nora Batty?
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It wasn't her fault.
She was tricked!
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Somebody went to the bother of
tricking Nora Batty into a cupboard?
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Yeah, Billy Chiselhurst.
Stop at nothing, some people.
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What? What? What?
Don't YOU start!
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Hello! Is there anyone there?
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He needs a shock.
A shock put him into it. A shock might fetch him out of it.
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Ye gods! It's contagious.
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Get him out.
I can't get through to him.
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I can't sell him a thing.
He's beyond human aid!
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He's just shattered a perfect record.
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There's nobody ever walked out of
this shop without buying something.
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Promise me something.
When he comes round, bring him back.
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I'll send him. I won't BRING him.
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Look at it this way.
It's not that he's escaped.
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It's more like
he's temporarily out on bail.
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Ah, that's my boy. Steady does it.
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We'll give him a cup of tea
at your place, Clegg.
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We can't take him home.
It's too near Nora's.
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Thanks for the lift. No problem.
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How did she sound? Nora Batty?
In the cupboard, she sounded angry.
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I don't mean Nora Batty!
I mean this old beast.
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How do you think she sounded?
I've been fine-tuning her.
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She's a jewel, is this.
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What did tha say? She's a jewel.
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A duel. That's it!
I'll challenge him to a duel.
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I'll murder him. I'll teach him
that nobody messes...
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with my woman.
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Nobody messes with my woman, boy.
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Nobody's messing with anybody's
woman. I scarcely know the lady.
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We just happen to meet occasionally,
quite by accident.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute,
little impetuous person.
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I mean it. I'm going to do it. I'm
going to challenge him to a duel.
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So we understand. These things
must be done in the proper manner.
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You have to go through
the correct form. Dignity. Ceremony.
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Listen, I want to bury him,
not marry him.
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Are you sure about that?
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From some angles,
he's prettier than Nora.
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What do I do, then?
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You formally issue a challenge.
You slap him across the face with a glove.
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Slap him across the gob
with a glove? Very dignified(!)
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Anyroad, I don't have a glove.
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Use a wellie. Slap him across
the face with a wellie.
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He can't use a wellie!
It has to be dignified.
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What have you got?
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I don't know...
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Not a ferret. You can't slap him
across the face with a ferret. Shh!
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Ah - me paper.
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That'll do.
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Yes. Slap him across the face with
a sporting paper - very appropriate.
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What's your problem?
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Keep away from Nora Batty!
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Keep away? I didn't get
anywhere near Nora Batty!
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She knows some moves, does that one!
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Billy Chiselhurst, hear ye!
I challenge thee to a duel.
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What was that for?
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Oh, dear, I told thee! A duel!
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Couldn't you must pass me
a note or something?
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Dawn?
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Why did tha say dawn?
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It's tradition. These things must
be done properly. You meet at dawn.
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He won't be up. He will tomorrow.
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But dawn!
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I mean, couldn't we take a crack
at this a little more gently,
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say somewhere
round about...half past eleven?
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Come on!
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How many times does he have to run
round the park? As many as possible.
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I mean, we've only got a few hours
to improve his general condition.
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Isn't it pushing it a bit
at our age?
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Who's pushing it?
We're sitting here on a park bench.
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I meant him.
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Oh, him.
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Oh, yeah... Well, no, no, no.
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No, he'll be all right. The Lord
always looks after his idiots.
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PANTING
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How...how many more times, Norm?
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I can just see Nora now, being
hauled into another cupboard.
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HE GRUNTS
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ALARM RINGS
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KNOCKING ON WINDOW
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What's she doing open at this hour?
It's for you.
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Especially for you. For me?
Yeah!
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FRYING AND CRUNCHING
What's going on?
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Wait and see.
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He can't go out duelling
on an empty stomach.
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Get that down you.
More when you're ready!
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Me? Everybody's little hero.
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It's almost worth getting up for!
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Wait a minute - I can't afford
this! I've got gee-gees to support!
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It's on the house!
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We won't send you out on an empty
stomach into all sorts of danger!
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Danger? What's she mean,
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danger?
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You're going to fight a duel.
What do you expect?
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00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:11,153
Come on, man, you laugh at danger!
239
00:21:12,233 --> 00:21:14,653
What's tha think, Norm?
240
00:21:14,653 --> 00:21:19,933
You know me. I'm inclined to laugh
at any dollop who laughs at danger.
241
00:21:23,053 --> 00:21:27,613
Ooh, I think he's so brave!
And he's doing it for me!
242
00:21:30,253 --> 00:21:34,093
Danger? I laugh at danger.
Pass the sauce.
243
00:22:14,753 --> 00:22:17,813
Where are we? Where are we?
244
00:22:17,813 --> 00:22:21,853
You're at the secret rendezvous.
Secret? Why secret?
245
00:22:21,853 --> 00:22:26,113
It's got to be secret.
You don't go advertising duels.
246
00:22:26,113 --> 00:22:28,993
Rubbish. I laugh at advertising.
247
00:22:30,713 --> 00:22:32,253
Come in.
248
00:22:32,253 --> 00:22:36,773
How do you feel? Full. I'm
not surprised, after three helpings.
249
00:22:36,773 --> 00:22:40,273
Don't worry.
It'll probably never happen again.
250
00:22:40,273 --> 00:22:43,133
Where's your weapons?
251
00:22:48,133 --> 00:22:53,293
A brush? You can do a lot of damage
with a yard brush. Ask Nora Batty.
252
00:22:53,293 --> 00:22:57,893
Fighting for Nora Batty,
with her own favourite weapon!
253
00:22:57,893 --> 00:23:02,373
You are a...truly parfit
gentle knight.
254
00:23:04,713 --> 00:23:06,653
It's true, Norm.
255
00:23:06,653 --> 00:23:11,553
A duel with brushes? There won't
be a lot of blood, then, will there?
256
00:23:12,553 --> 00:23:15,933
I'm sorry tha's disappointed!
257
00:23:17,233 --> 00:23:19,913
Here's the opposition.
258
00:23:19,913 --> 00:23:22,553
Here comes your opponent.
259
00:23:27,793 --> 00:23:30,933
Hey up! He's bigger than I thought!
260
00:23:30,933 --> 00:23:35,233
You can eat him!
Not after a breakfast like that!
261
00:23:43,193 --> 00:23:46,133
Where's your second? He's there.
262
00:23:50,373 --> 00:23:53,733
I'm not sure of
the duties of a second.
263
00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:58,193
The question I want to ask is -
do they get hurt?
264
00:23:58,193 --> 00:24:00,933
Is there any danger to seconds?
265
00:24:00,933 --> 00:24:05,653
No, there's no danger to seconds!
Well, as long as you're sure!
266
00:24:11,633 --> 00:24:14,653
I wish you luck, then. Thanks, Norm.
267
00:24:14,653 --> 00:24:18,373
I think this is probably
the noblest...
268
00:24:18,373 --> 00:24:21,493
most stupid thing
you have ever done.
269
00:24:23,593 --> 00:24:25,493
Thanks, Norm.
270
00:24:27,293 --> 00:24:31,093
Right. Shake hands
and take up your positions.
271
00:24:31,093 --> 00:24:35,293
Shake hands? I'm going
to fight him! Shake...hands.
272
00:24:38,873 --> 00:24:40,973
CRUNCH
273
00:24:43,013 --> 00:24:47,853
Here's your sturdy mount. Will it
take the weight of his armour?
274
00:24:47,853 --> 00:24:52,473
I should think so. He's probably
the shortest knight of the year!
275
00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:59,493
APPLAUSE
276
00:25:10,633 --> 00:25:12,973
Secret rendezvous!
277
00:25:12,973 --> 00:25:16,373
You must have opened
your big mouth!
278
00:25:16,373 --> 00:25:19,653
I hope there's a collection
for the artists!
279
00:25:19,653 --> 00:25:25,293
That would infringe your amateur
status. Oh, I should hate that(!)
280
00:25:27,433 --> 00:25:30,373
Nora's watching! How do you feel?
281
00:25:30,373 --> 00:25:33,473
Still full!
LOUD BELCH
282
00:25:33,473 --> 00:25:35,973
Do you feel aggressive?
283
00:25:37,113 --> 00:25:40,073
Are you kidding? I'm a tiger!
284
00:25:40,073 --> 00:25:43,193
I'm a TI...GER!
285
00:25:43,193 --> 00:25:45,773
Which one's Mr Simmonite?
286
00:25:45,773 --> 00:25:49,933
The one that looks like
he's eaten three breakfasts.
287
00:25:49,933 --> 00:25:53,413
If he fights
like he eats breakfast...
288
00:25:54,633 --> 00:25:57,093
My Barry has muesli.
289
00:25:57,093 --> 00:26:01,053
Don't tell everybody.
They'll think it's a skin condition.
290
00:26:02,133 --> 00:26:06,573
He ate that last piece
of fried bread just for me!
291
00:26:06,573 --> 00:26:09,573
It's the little things
you remember!
292
00:26:09,573 --> 00:26:13,413
Crumbs all over me floor
is what I remember!
293
00:26:13,413 --> 00:26:18,393
I never thought he'd get up. I never
thought he'd make it on time.
294
00:26:18,393 --> 00:26:21,173
He's doing it for me!
295
00:26:23,793 --> 00:26:26,453
One, two, three...
296
00:26:55,393 --> 00:26:56,453
ALL: Oh!
297
00:26:58,553 --> 00:27:00,853
Will he be all right?
298
00:27:00,853 --> 00:27:06,473
He's usually all right. All these
years, he's never come to any harm!
299
00:27:06,473 --> 00:27:09,033
They rarely come to any harm.
300
00:27:09,033 --> 00:27:14,773
Unless they've been
experimenting with muesli! Oh, Mother!
301
00:27:14,773 --> 00:27:18,233
The armour's jammed.
They're locked together!
302
00:27:18,233 --> 00:27:25,333
We could cut them free. Don't start
cutting! Even WE don't know where everything is!
303
00:27:25,333 --> 00:27:29,233
That was his voice!
I heard his voice!
304
00:27:29,233 --> 00:27:32,413
Where's my lass? Come here, Nora!
305
00:27:32,413 --> 00:27:35,933
This bloke Chiselhurst
wants to apologise!
306
00:27:35,933 --> 00:27:40,873
NORA: Oh! I daren't tell you where
he's got his armoured elbow!
307
00:27:40,873 --> 00:27:43,713
Get on with it! Apologise!
308
00:27:43,713 --> 00:27:46,233
Oh! I'm sorry, missus!
309
00:27:46,233 --> 00:27:48,853
It'll never happen again!
310
00:27:48,853 --> 00:27:53,453
Please give up digging
your elbow in! Tell her.
311
00:27:53,453 --> 00:27:59,113
Tell her! There is only one man
in your life...
312
00:27:59,113 --> 00:28:02,093
oooh... and it's him!
313
00:28:09,753 --> 00:28:12,293
Not him! Wrong lid, wrong lid!
314
00:28:12,343 --> 00:28:16,893
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