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Quick, lass, over here!
What are you doin' in the river?!
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There's somebody down here needs
the kiss o' life. Who does?
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Me!
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Bodies all over the place. There's
been a disaster and nobody told me!
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We're just lookin' at these ants.
Cleggy drew my attention to them.
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Just one ant, really, struggling
with something you wouldn't think it was big enough to tackle.
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Just like somebody else we know (!)
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"Look at this ant!" Clegg said.
It wasn't compulsory. It was just a suggestion.
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Very hard-working, your ants.
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I expect that's why
they call them "aunts".
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If they were uncles, they'd be
lolling about, seriously unemployed.
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Not into insects, then,
your missus? Won't stop me getting a flea in me ear'ole.
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Do you ever wonder about life
after death, Howard? Could it be that marriage is for all eternity?
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That's a TERRIBLE thing to say!
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CLEARS THROAT
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Hands up anyone who'd like to see
a Japanese bayonet?
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I haven't got one on me,
but I've got a sketch I could show to the technically-minded. Anyone?
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Nobody?
..Oh, well, suit yourselves.
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You'll only show your ignorance
when the topic arises.
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But just remember I gave you
the opportunity of learning to recognise the Japanese bayonet.
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"Why today of all days is he
thinking about bayonets?" you wonder. Well, I'll tell you.
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The date.
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One of the War's
little unsung anniversaries.
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47 years ago today at 09.40 hours
in sweltering heat,
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I was leading my little party
of hand-trained natives behind enemy lines.
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We were moving like shadows through
primary jungle when suddenly...
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..I smelled a Japanese cigarette.
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You need this jungle nose,
you see.
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Anyway, my leading native,
he turned to me and in a stealthy whisper,
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"Great Tree That Walks!" he said.
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They were only little fellas
themselves and they used to call me "Great Tree That Walks".
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They wanted me to stay behind after
the War and rule their kingdom.
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But I had this job waiting
with the Highways Department.
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Anyway, there we were
in this thick jungle, fifteen yards from a Japanese bivouac.
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Are you SURE there's no-one
would like to see a sketch of a Japanese bayonet? I've got...
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Hello! Hello, Clegg.
There's something for you. For me? What is it?
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It's a sketch of
a Japanese bayonet.
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Oh, yes.
That's handy (!)
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Yes, well, not everyone
has got one of these.
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It's turned out quite well,
I think. From memory, you know.
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Mind you, there's few people
with closer memories of Japanese bayonets than me.
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Dodged a few in me time.
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Well, I was shocked.
He looked ten years older.
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Are you listenin'?
I'm listenin'! I'm listenin'!
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40 years of marriage and I still
don't know if you're listenin'.
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Well, I can't repeat everything
after 40 years!
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Have you seen him lately? You never
told ME how old he was lookin'.
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He doesn't look older to me.
He'd have to have gaskets and tappets before YOU noticed anything!
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And HE doesn't look
as agile as he used to be. No.
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He looks like something
fundamental's on the blink.
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Hey-up! Ta for the ladder, Wes.
You're welcome.
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Did it do the trick?
It did to HIM !
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Aye, I did it. It's amazing what
tha' can do wi' the right equipment.
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That's not very tactful
with Foggy in his present condition.
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What's up with him?
In avoiding a bayonet, he ran into Compo's ladder.
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He's lethal with a ladder.
I didn't mean to hit him THERE.
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Well, I'm goin' in.
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What do you think?
He doesn't look talented to me.
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Ask him!
YOU ask him! It'll be a waste of time.
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It's a lovely bun.
I'm enjoyin' the bun.
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Ask him.
DO YOU PLAY A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT ?
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We shall know if you lie.
I wasn't playing one! Not me!
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She means CAN you play one?
No. Honest!
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We want volunteers for the concert.
Do you sing?
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No, I'm tone deaf.
Ask the wife.
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They leave the pub
singin' their heads off.
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Ask them to volunteer for a church
concert and they're tone deaf!
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That's us.
The whole family. Tone deaf.
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Can you tap-dance?
With MY knee? I can hardly walk!
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You came in nimble enough.
Comin' in I can do. Tap-dancing, forget it!
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Never fails! Mention
a church concert and they're off.
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Are you off in there? I need to
sit down. I shouldn't go in there.
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They're looking for volunteers
for the church concert. Come here! Don't gallop off. I need a sit down.
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Suppose they get you
for the concert? Well, I'm no stranger to the performing arts.
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We could tell that
when he hit you with the ladder.
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All right, Jessie Matthews,
what else can tha' do?
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I could tell them some of my war
experiences. That'll keep 'em on the edge of their seats (!)
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Who's asking for volunteers,
any road? Ivy...
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..And Norah. Ho-ho-ho!
Well, I mean!
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That puts a different complexion
on things, doesn't it, eh?
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I don't know who we'll get.
There must be somebody apart from Mr McIntyre and his pipes.
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They go all jellified
when you mention the church concert.
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Can you think of anybody round here
with cheek enough to go on stage?
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Da-DA !
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Give 'em the old soft shoe
I said the old soft shoe
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De-dee!
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He's got cheek enough!
You couldn't use him!
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He's got the trousers
of an atheist!
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Da-da, da-da
Da dee-dee-dee dee-dee-dee-dee!
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Give 'em a touch of the old
leg magic. Oops! Oops! Oops!
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Good evening, friends!
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No, thank you, I'd rather have
Mr McIntyre playin' the pipes. I wouldn't go THAT far!
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He does war stories. No, thank you,
we can do without them, too.
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Told very vividly. True stories.
I don't think so, thank you.
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I don't do anything. It's no use
looking at me. I'm totally unmusical and that's both legs.
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No, it's no good lookin' at
you three. We're not that desperate yet.
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It looks like Mr McIntyre
and his pipes.
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Well, I wish 'em well with
old McIntyre and his pipes. They don't know talent when they see it.
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I'm very light on the old wellies.
I'd 'ave give them ladies a treat or two!
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I think we're well out of it.
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I dunno. I don't mind doing
a little bit for a worthy cause. War stories?!
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I've held audiences enthralled
with MY war stories.
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He DOES talk some fanny!
But fluently!
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They'd be better off wi' McIntyre.
But he's in every concert.
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00:12:04,730 --> 00:12:07,810
Or does it just seem like that?
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The audience deserves a change.
Y'know, they want something fresh, new, exciting.
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War stories! Well, I do 'em with
gestures, you know. I don't just stand there. I do the actions.
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Oh, THAT'S something!
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Church-going is one thing,
but church concerts...huh!
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I bet the religious wars
were all about church concerts.
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Only this morning in the library
I had the entire reading room enthralled.
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You could've heard an "h" drop!
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People want entertainment,
not war stories.
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My stories ARE entertaining. Tha'
makes them up as tha' goes along!
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I'll have you know
my war stories are completely true!
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True?! I don't just make them up
as I go along.
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No, tha' probably makes 'em up
in bed! You're full of flannel.
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I deny that! That's easy to say
when there's no way of provin' it.
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I would submit to any test.
My war stories are all valid.
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Personal experiences. Give over!
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I think you've hurt his feelings.
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What's he doin'?
He's just standing to attention.
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You know Foggy. Whenever
he's depressed, he just stands to attention. He's a big daisy!
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But you must admit, he stands
to a beautiful, full attention...
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even with his left foot
in a cow pat!
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Why didn't you tell me?!
Why should we? It suits thee, standin' in a cow pat!
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00:14:03,550 --> 00:14:08,570
Nobody's better suited to standing
up to his ankles in... That'll do!
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THEY GUFFAW
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Oops!
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Is he gonna sulk all day 'cos
we don't believe his war stories? I think he's gonna try.
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All right, Foggy, pack it in.
We...believe...the...war...stories.
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No, you don't.
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Tell him. Well, I don't...OOH !
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..know how anybody
couldn't believe 'em. See?
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Oh, you're just saying that.
I wish there was some way of establishing the truth.
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00:15:05,910 --> 00:15:12,010
I mean, I'd show you the scars,
but this is hardly the place.
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Well, there is one way.
It's the old one we used to use when we were at school. Remember?
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We had this history lesson
about trial by ordeal -
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how in the old days, if they wanted
to find out if somebody was lying, they used to throw 'em in the water.
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If they were telling the truth,
then they came out alive.
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But if they drowned,
they were lying.
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I like it!
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I'm not going in any water.
You don't have to. We developed our own trial. Remember?
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Ordeal by trousers.
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Ordeal by trousers!
Ha-ha! I remember!
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Me, too.
And I'm not doing that, either.
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No way! Forget it!
It was never reliable, anyway.
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It took some nerve, I can tell thee.
Sorted the dodgy ones out quick.
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What's up wi' him? He's at
a critical point in his career.
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(He's in trouble.
We're calling 'is bluff!)
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You're not callin' anything
in here. Just sit yourselves down. I don't want any trouble in here.
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Ivy, lass. Ivy!
Tha's obviously mistakin' us for some troublemakers.
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A bloke comes in here
for a quiet cuppa.
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Quiet?! They can hear you
slurpin' in Huddersfield!
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Musical lips. It's the draught
being sucked in by the holes in his trousers. Like the damper effect.
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Tha' could be right, Norm.
Pssh! Pssh!
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Just watch it, that's all !
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I'm not doing it.
Well, that's proof enough for me.
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Proof? Ordeal by trousers
is a schoolboy superstition.
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A very powerful superstition.
I've seen a lad take a week to recover afterwards.
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C'mon, Foggy. All we do is pop
a creepy-crawlie down the trousers
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and if tha' can last for 30 minutes
without twitching, tha's passed.
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It was 5 minutes! When we were kids.
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It was a real ordeal. I remember
Billy Briggs coming out in spots.
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It's nonsense. It's superstitious
rubbish. ..Besides which, you haven't got a creepy-crawlie.
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I'll be back.
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Why this sudden interest in
show business? You never were before.
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It's the church concert.
It's a good cause.
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Well, don't expect ME to go and
see you makin' a fool of yourself.
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They're short of male volunteers.
They'd be shorter still if they wanted any to do some work.
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MUFFLED VOICE:
I think it looks really life-like.
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I've always thought of you
more as the OTHER end.
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It's only me. That's as good
as saying it's only the Black Death!
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Thank you (!)
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Keep that thing away from me!
It's not that match-box. See if he's lying, Clegg.
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How come I get volunteered
to look in his match-box?
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It's only a little beetle, look!
Ohh!
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It's only a beetle, Norm!
No, no!
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Ugh! No!
It's only a beetle!
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OHH ! Take it outside!
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Cor, by heck,
that clears the catarrh!
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Will you put that thing away?
I'm going to put it right down thy trousers in a minute.
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I'm not going to be a party
to that ridiculous challenge.
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Poor beetle, beetling along minding
its own business, then popped down somebody's trousers.
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Well, it's not being popped down
MY trousers!
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HOWARD:
It's SO nice being so close.
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MARINA:
Oh, it's close all right, Howard.
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It's such a relief
to be inconspicuous.
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I feel like kicking my legs
in the air. How do you feel?
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I feel that we have met
in some funny places, Howard, but this'll take some beating.
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GENERAL CHAT AND GOSSIP
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This'll be no surprise, but we're
still short of male volunteers.
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I'm sure my Barry would've,
if he wasn't indisposed.
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He should wear sturdier underwear.
Mother!
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How many men 'ave we got?
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One. Apart from Mr McIntyre.
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GROANS
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- Who's the one?
- It's your husband, Pearl. - I never knew he had it in him.
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I never knew
he was theatrically-minded.
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He's the wrong age
for coming up wi' surprises.
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Listen, we've got an audience
coming and nobody to entertain 'em except females.
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And Mr McIntyre.
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THEY GROAN
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You're in a library now.
You can't do it in here.
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We need witnesses. Witnesses
to what? For thee when tha' panics.
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Me? Panic? Don't be ridiculous!
I'll prove it!
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I'm telling you, I don't want
any harm to come to that beetle.
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That beetle must go free after
he's been popped down the trousers.
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He's not being popped down
MY trousers! Tha's worried about a little beetle! Yes.
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Tha'd have cause to worry if I were
to take that big brute of a spider and put it down instead! Spider?
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Oh! ..Oh! ..Ohh!
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Don't be rough with it.
I don't want any cruelty.
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I can explain. I don't want to KNOW
why you were in the reading room fishing down your trousers!
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I don't want to go into it
any further. It was an emergency! Enough! I won't even think about it!
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Now look what you've done!
I love it when he looks like that!
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Never mind the Infantry, he looks
as if he was in the Camel Corps! Guess who was the camel!
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Any luck?
Nothing.
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There's not a man in this town
will help out our concert party.
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You mention the word and they go all
white. They invent an appointment.
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Big, tall, muscular men.
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We'll have to get someone,
or we'll have Mr McIntyre. You'll get him anyway.
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We don't want 15 minutes of him!
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Oh, no! Not fifteen!
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Then we'll have to get someone else.
We've been out for an hour tryin'.
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That's true. It's no good.
We've done all we can.
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WAIL OF BADLY-TUNED BAGPIPES
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Let's try again!
One last attempt!
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If tha' flinches,
we don't believe thee. How long must we keep this up?
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Until we are satisfied tha' has
passed the ordeal by trousers.
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Do that funny walk again.
What do you mean "funny walk"? I was walking perfectly naturally.
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It's all right for you.
How would YOU like it? I've done it.
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When you were ten in short trousers.
It's different in long trousers.
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Be careful with that beetle!
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I-I'm not flinching.
No, I'm not flinching. I'm...er, just resting.
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CRASH !
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KNOCKING
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BAGPIPES
Here. ..We've found somebody!
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A volunteer?
We had to apply a little pressure.
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At the last minute -
the Blue Mountain Boys!
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They can't be blue in a church hall.
All right, the Pale Lavender Mountain Boys.
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Thank you, Mr McIntyre!
BAGPIPES TRAIL OFF
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Ladies and gentlemen,
now we have a surprise item.
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Volunteers at the last moment,
please welcome the Blue Mountain Goats.
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Boys!
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The Blue Mountain BOYS !
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JAUNTY INTRO
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I'm gonna sit right down and write
myself a letter... A letter!
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And make believe it came from you
From you!
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I'm gonna write words oh, so sweet
They'll knock me off my feet
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Your feet!
With kisses on the bottom... Where?
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I'm gonna be glad I've got 'em
I'm gonna smile and say, "I hope you're feelin' better..." Better!
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And close with love
the way that you do... You do!
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I'm gonna sit right down
and write myself a letter
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A letter! And make believe
that it came from you! From you!
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