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Boxing Day?!
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Out here sweeping on Boxing Day?!
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Things still get mucky on Boxing Day.
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I'm looking at thee
through this bleary haze and I must say it's an improvement.
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I wish you'd get a
silencer on that brush.
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You must have
the loudest brush in Yorkshire!
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You look as if you could
do with a good brush.
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That's an offer I accept even though
I'm not exactly A1 this morning, but seeing that it's Boxing Day...
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I'm game if you are.
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Get off inside and
get some clothes on!
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You must have draughts
reaching parts that no decent draught ought to reach.
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Don't be hasty!
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Even with this hangover
I can turn the Boxing Day into something magical.
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Magical?!
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Tragical more like it.
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Just look at you!
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Has nobody bought you some new
underclothes for Christmas? Ooh!
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She's talking about me underpants!
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She certainly knows
how to turn a fella on!
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Well there's some excuse for me -
I live alone!
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Well there's some excuse for me -
if I don't do it Pearl gets nasty.
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That sounds like a
better excuse than mine.
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Pearl says
shaking mats is a man's job.
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I never thought of it
as a man's job.
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I can't say it ever made me feel
like tackling Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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I know what you mean. Hey!
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Just because it's bank holiday
it's not illegal to do some work.
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Happy new year, Howard.
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Happy new year.
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You feel sorry for him, don't you?
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You know me,
I feel sorry for everybody.
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You do...you feel sorry for him.
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Everybody feels sorry for him.
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It's me. I'm the heavy.
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I'm the hard case.
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So how come it's me he comes to
when he wants his boil bathing?
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That's one of the most touching
expressions of love I've heard.
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Arnold Street, was it?
You keep reading.
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I'll tell you when we get there.
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Thank you.
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You have a good Christmas?
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Yes, thank you.
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Best Christmas I ever had was
ruined by a Japanese sniper.
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We got him in the end, of course.
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Wiped the old bayonet
clean and back to the plum duff.
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Plum duff!
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God it was hell in the jungle.
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You couldn't get the custard.
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Listen...
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I don't want you to be alarmed
if you hear a sudden loud noise.
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It'll probably be just
my personal bleeper.
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Gives out a high-pitched
tone when people call me.
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Interesting book is it?
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I've almost forgotten.
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We're not there yet.
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I'll walk the rest of the way.
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Good idea.
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I'll walk with you.
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We can match paces.
You try and keep in step.
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Nothing like a good,
brisk walk when you're all in step.
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Does it hurt?
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It's magic, Cleggy.
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Best cure for a hangover I know.
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Are you sure you wouldn't
rather have the hangover?
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There's nothing to it, Norm.
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It's an old Indian remedy.
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They call it "yogurt".
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Where you sit cross-legged
and contemplate your navel?
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That kind of yogurt?
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That's it! Thy's got it, Norm.
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Indian yogurt.
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I like it!
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Him and his damn bleeper!
Who gives a toss about his bleeper?!
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All I wanted to do was read!
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Fat chance!
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A bleeper!
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A bleeper! Who needs a bleeper?!
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What's up with him? No idea.
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Uh-oh. It's all becoming clear!
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You'll never guess what
I bought myself for Christmas.
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BOTH: A bleeper!
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Who told you I'd got a bleeper?
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There's been a leak. I'll
have to tighten security round here.
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How did you know I'd got a bleeper?
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Psychic.
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It's him.
He does this Indian yogurt.
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What's thy need with a bleeper?
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What do I need with a bleeper?
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I have to keep in touch.
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In touch with what? Life!
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Actual emergencies.
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You can't
be out of touch with things.
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I think one of the
great joys of life is being out of touch with things.
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Unless you're doing it for a living
as a weather forecaster.
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I feel it's my duty to make myself
available for anyone who might need my advice.
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Listen, Daisy, anybody who's
daft enough to ask your advice'd
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never have the brains to dial
your number in the first place.
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Want a lift?
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It's only a hangover.
I'm not ready for that yet!
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Business must be bad if they're out
picking up casual trade.
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'Ey up, lads!
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How do you like her?
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Me Christmas present from me to me.
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What's tha want with a hearse?
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Not gonna be a hearse for long.
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Classic car is this.
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She's a classic car.
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Build a new body on this.
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She's gonna be a gem!
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Shush!
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No, it's all right.
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I'm sorry,
I thought I heard my bleeper.
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There's plenty of room in back.
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I'm not getting in the back!
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You never know
who's been in the back.
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Hee-hee!
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I'll have a raspberry ripple
and a choc ice.
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Shop!
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Eee, back!
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There's something lurking
under that far table.
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What kind of a something?
I only got a glimpse but it's weird.
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It's big. It's red. And it moans.
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MOANING
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I should have brought my ferret.
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What's big and red and moans?
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A fire engine?
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How can it be a fire engine?
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Just a wild guess.
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How long's it been here?
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Must have been here when
I locked up last night. Ohh!
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I see no reason to panic.
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I can help you there if
you're stuck for reasons.
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Throw it something,
see if it eats it.
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No, let's approach this
in a military manner.
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You two men go and see what it is.
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That's not a military manner!
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Hold the water, Nobby!
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Tha approach it in
a military manner.
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I have to stay and supervise. Oooh!
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Here, give...
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IT SQUEAKS
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'Ey up, that sounds like Barry!
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It is! It's dear old Barry!
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Have a pint!
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Glenda's going to kill you.
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Why...? Wha...? Where am I?
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You're in my pub! I thought you
left last night with the others.
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What others?
That boozy crowd.
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What time is it?
It's Boxing Day.
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Glenda's gonna kill me!
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He's right! She'll kill him!
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It's Christmas. Perhaps she'll
let you off with a severe nagging.
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Severe nagging?
That's what kills you!
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He's never been out
all night before!
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I should think not. They can
find trouble on a wet afternoon.
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But look on the bright side -
there may be a perfectly sensible explanation.
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There usually is.
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And it's usually another woman.
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Oh, really!
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It's better than an accident!
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Maybe you're right.
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Has he been feeling depressed?
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Oh, cheer her up(!)
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I'm sure we can come up with
something more comforting if we try.
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Oh, all right then. Maybe not!
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Well, they do get depressed.
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Sometimes you've only been
married five minutes and they're looking depressed.
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I think a lot depends
on their environment.
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Move.
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Keep them in a kind environment
and they'll thrive better.
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Now, you see, take our, Glenda.
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She runs a tidy house.
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He has no reason to feel depressed.
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He better not have any
reason to feel depressed.
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You don't think he's done something
rash?
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No, love! Look, I just told you.
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There'll be
a perfectly reasonable explanation.
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Yes! He could've had a heart attack.
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Oh, Nora!
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Well, they do have heart attacks.
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It's one of the few things they
manage on their own without
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needing a woman
to hold something for them.
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You mustn't blame yourself.
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Anybody could lose
one on Christmas day.
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Where was he going, love?
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Last night,
when did you last see him?
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He was with a group from his club.
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They were going carol singing
for charity.
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Oh, for charity!
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That explains everything.
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A group of men
doing things for charity!
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He'll be laying drunk somewhere.
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I'll kill him!
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She'll kill me.
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She takes after her mother.
She'll kill him.
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We have to telephone and
tell her you're all right. No!
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Don't tell her I'm all right, she'll
want to know why I'm all right.
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She'll want to know why I didn't
come home.
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Leave it with me. I'll be very
tactful.
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The one thing you get from a
Dewhurst operation is discretion.
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Norman, what's discretion?
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It's a lot like
nervousness, but gift-wrapped.
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I can give her
the number of my personal bleeper.
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Then she can bleep
me if she has any further inquiries.
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Landlord, if we could
borrow your civilian telephone?
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It's on the bar. Thanks.
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Forgive him.
He can't wait to use his bleeper.
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He got a bleeper for Christmas?
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Oh! What did you get, Barry?
Paralytic.
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Never again, I swear.
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I was only doing it for charity.
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Paralytic for charity! Oh!
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I like it!
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Loss of memory?!
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I'll give him loss of memory!
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Send him home!
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What do you mean,
"He doesn't remember home?"
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It sounds fishy to me.
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It's inconsiderate - losing his
memory over the Christmas period.
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At least she knows he's safe.
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Possibly barmy, but safe.
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Men are built for loss of memory.
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They've got a lot to forget.
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Where is he?
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You can tell a lot from where they
are and who they're with.
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He's with
Foggy Dewhurst and those others.
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Oh!
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You might have been better
with another woman.
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Tell him to get himself home!
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But you can't rush these things.
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I'm supervising the process
of recovering his memory.
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Yes, well, we're bringing it back
to him gradually, step by step!
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In the meantime, let me give
you the number of my bleeper.
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Should you have any further queries,
please ring the following number...
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What's he telling her?
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He's telling
her tha's lost tha memory!
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Oh, God! She'll never go for that!
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That's true. Cheer him up(!) He's
right, she'll never go for that!
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You'd better start practising.
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Practising what?
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That's it.
You're getting the hang of it.
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I think I handled that rather neatly.
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Rubbish!
She'll never go for loss of memory.
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You forget I have experience
of battle casualties.
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When I make a diagnosis, they know
it's practically a medical opinion.
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Hands up
who believes he lost his memory.
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Hands up if you believe
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they're lying through their teeth.
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I'll kill him!
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How was he dressed
when he left the house?
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As Father Christmas.
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Oh, well, that's a bonus!
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What mischief could he
get up to dressed as Santa?
254
00:17:27,174 --> 00:17:30,854
But what did he have on underneath?
255
00:17:30,854 --> 00:17:33,054
I've no idea.
256
00:17:33,054 --> 00:17:38,934
He kissed me goodbye and off he
went - carol-singing for charity, dressed as Santa.
257
00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:41,954
He kissed you goodbye?!
258
00:17:41,954 --> 00:17:44,554
Only on the cheek!
259
00:17:44,554 --> 00:17:49,034
They're up to no good if
they're kissing you goodbye.
260
00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:51,254
Didn't you think it was funny?
261
00:17:51,254 --> 00:17:52,934
On another day I would've.
262
00:17:52,934 --> 00:17:56,514
But remember it was Christmas.
263
00:17:56,514 --> 00:17:59,894
You let him sneak off on his own?
264
00:17:59,894 --> 00:18:02,114
I bet he thought it was Christmas.
265
00:18:04,414 --> 00:18:08,674
And you've no idea
what he had on underneath?
266
00:18:08,674 --> 00:18:11,614
Well, no.
267
00:18:11,614 --> 00:18:14,914
Could it have been his best suit?
268
00:18:14,914 --> 00:18:17,994
No, I'm sure not.
269
00:18:17,994 --> 00:18:22,014
He wouldn't put his
best suit on voluntarily.
270
00:18:22,014 --> 00:18:24,694
Not unless he was up to something.
271
00:18:24,694 --> 00:18:27,014
You don't think?
272
00:18:27,014 --> 00:18:29,214
The signs are bad.
273
00:18:29,214 --> 00:18:32,034
If he's started secretly
274
00:18:32,034 --> 00:18:34,034
wearing his best suit.
275
00:18:42,794 --> 00:18:47,394
I don't know what's the matter
with him. He knows I'm in charge.
276
00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:51,914
Why's he determined
to stay depressed?
277
00:18:51,914 --> 00:18:55,734
With thee in charge,
anybody'd get depressed.
278
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:58,014
Pay no attention to them.
279
00:18:58,014 --> 00:19:00,594
Place yourself in my hands.
280
00:19:00,594 --> 00:19:03,134
She'll kill me.
281
00:19:03,134 --> 00:19:05,174
Get the lad a drink.
282
00:19:05,174 --> 00:19:07,494
No, I had a skinful last night.
283
00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:09,354
It'll go to my head.
284
00:19:09,354 --> 00:19:13,734
There's plenty of room for it
now you've lost your memory.
285
00:19:13,734 --> 00:19:15,854
I don't want another drink!
286
00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:20,294
I don't know about his memory,
but he's certainly lost his marbles.
287
00:19:20,294 --> 00:19:22,174
One little drink!
288
00:19:22,174 --> 00:19:26,594
Where's the harm in one little drink?
289
00:19:35,954 --> 00:19:41,014
One drink! He's definitely lost his
memory now.
290
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:43,134
He's lost everything now.
291
00:19:43,134 --> 00:19:44,934
I can't take him home like that.
292
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:46,514
We'll sober him up.
293
00:19:46,514 --> 00:19:50,014
Get him on the
hills for a brisk walk.
294
00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:53,534
Walk?! He can't even stand!
295
00:19:53,534 --> 00:19:57,714
He will do once we've
exercised him a bit. Come on.
296
00:20:02,754 --> 00:20:04,454
Am I flying?!
297
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:07,934
Why am I flying?! Waaah!
298
00:20:22,334 --> 00:20:24,414
I had to sneak off.
299
00:20:24,414 --> 00:20:26,794
I had to see you.
300
00:20:26,794 --> 00:20:29,774
You call this seeing me?!
301
00:20:29,774 --> 00:20:33,414
As soon as I'm sure the coast's
clear,
302
00:20:33,414 --> 00:20:36,734
I'll be over this wall in a flash!
303
00:20:36,734 --> 00:20:39,314
Are you sure you're up to flash?
304
00:20:40,894 --> 00:20:44,174
Come over in easy stages.
305
00:20:44,174 --> 00:20:47,234
There's no point damaging
yourself in the process.
306
00:20:47,234 --> 00:20:50,254
You know I'd risk anything for you.
307
00:20:51,894 --> 00:20:54,774
And guess what I want for Christmas?
308
00:20:56,334 --> 00:20:58,434
Ooh, Howard!
309
00:20:58,434 --> 00:21:00,914
Technically, Christmas is over!
310
00:21:00,914 --> 00:21:04,914
It's never over! Not if you've
got Christmas in your heart.
311
00:21:06,654 --> 00:21:08,674
I'm coming over!
312
00:21:08,674 --> 00:21:11,294
Ooh, Howard!
313
00:21:11,294 --> 00:21:14,154
Oh, Marina!
314
00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:18,134
Oh, Howard!
315
00:21:18,134 --> 00:21:20,914
It is Christmas after all!
316
00:21:20,914 --> 00:21:26,154
Of course it is - why should
we think Christmas is over?
317
00:21:38,534 --> 00:21:42,134
She goes well. She goes like a bird.
318
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:45,574
We're going to look after this one.
319
00:21:45,574 --> 00:21:47,434
We looked after the other one.
320
00:21:47,434 --> 00:21:50,354
But we'll really
look after this one.
321
00:21:50,354 --> 00:21:52,854
You were always washing it.
322
00:21:52,854 --> 00:21:54,474
I liked washing it!
323
00:21:54,474 --> 00:21:57,494
People ask me what you do now you're
retired.
324
00:21:57,494 --> 00:22:00,614
I tell 'em - he washes the car.
325
00:22:00,614 --> 00:22:02,894
I'm going to wash this one too.
326
00:22:02,894 --> 00:22:07,614
As soon as we get home,
I'll give her a wash and polish.
327
00:22:15,214 --> 00:22:18,834
There's some terrible driving
about this morning.
328
00:22:30,154 --> 00:22:34,294
Who's supposed
to be getting the exercise?
329
00:22:34,294 --> 00:22:37,894
It's the last time I go
walking Father Christmas.
330
00:22:38,534 --> 00:22:41,134
Argh!
331
00:22:41,134 --> 00:22:45,294
Yeah, you're right. He's the only
one who seems to be enjoying it.
332
00:22:47,734 --> 00:22:50,574
We shouldn't have let Wesley go.
333
00:22:50,574 --> 00:22:52,814
We could've towed him behind the
hearse!
334
00:22:53,994 --> 00:22:57,534
There must be something
else we can tow him with.
335
00:22:57,534 --> 00:23:00,674
HORSE NEIGHS
336
00:23:04,994 --> 00:23:07,694
Has he got his memory back?
337
00:23:07,694 --> 00:23:12,734
Well, he didn't have
all his faculties when he left.
338
00:23:12,734 --> 00:23:14,574
He soon will have!
339
00:23:14,574 --> 00:23:18,034
If we find him. We'll find him!
340
00:23:18,034 --> 00:23:22,834
How are people going to miss a
Father Christmas in a hearse?
341
00:23:22,834 --> 00:23:24,994
And don't forget,
342
00:23:24,994 --> 00:23:27,654
we can always get in touch with him!
343
00:23:27,654 --> 00:23:29,174
What?
344
00:23:29,174 --> 00:23:30,934
The bleeper!
345
00:23:30,934 --> 00:23:33,694
ALL: Oh, yes! The bleeper!
346
00:23:33,694 --> 00:23:36,354
Have you got the number?
347
00:23:36,354 --> 00:23:39,074
Come back here! Charge him!
348
00:23:39,074 --> 00:23:42,274
Come back here!
349
00:23:47,094 --> 00:23:52,014
Well, I don't want to
upset any plans, but...
350
00:23:52,014 --> 00:23:55,474
we're not
actually catching the horse!
351
00:23:58,914 --> 00:24:01,474
That's because you're not
doing it properly.
352
00:24:01,474 --> 00:24:04,854
You're not following my instructions.
353
00:24:04,854 --> 00:24:09,474
It's the horse that's not following
them! I've noticed that.
354
00:24:09,474 --> 00:24:12,354
What we've got to do is get
355
00:24:12,354 --> 00:24:14,734
the animal blindfolded.
356
00:24:14,734 --> 00:24:18,634
They always settle down
once they're blindfolded.
357
00:24:20,214 --> 00:24:22,914
Give us your coat.
358
00:24:22,914 --> 00:24:24,694
Why my coat?
359
00:24:24,694 --> 00:24:26,934
To wrap round the horse's head.
360
00:24:26,934 --> 00:24:28,654
Why not thy coat?!
361
00:24:30,254 --> 00:24:33,694
Your coat is much more suitable
for a horse.
362
00:24:33,694 --> 00:24:37,374
Why didn't you say?
363
00:24:49,494 --> 00:24:50,934
That's right.
364
00:24:50,934 --> 00:24:53,494
Stand to attention.
365
00:24:53,494 --> 00:24:58,274
This is former Corporal Dewhurst
who wishes you no harm.
366
00:25:00,934 --> 00:25:02,754
It's OK. You're in good hands.
367
00:25:02,754 --> 00:25:06,474
Lethal hands,
but only to human beings.
368
00:25:06,474 --> 00:25:10,854
These hands have never
killed a horse.
369
00:25:10,854 --> 00:25:12,914
BLEEPER BLEEPS
370
00:25:17,314 --> 00:25:19,394
I think you're wanted on the phone!
371
00:25:20,974 --> 00:25:23,514
BLEEPER BLEEPS
372
00:25:45,214 --> 00:25:46,854
Hold it still.
373
00:25:46,854 --> 00:25:49,394
It is still. It never moved!
374
00:25:49,394 --> 00:25:52,254
It looked as though it moved.
375
00:25:52,254 --> 00:25:54,594
It's supposed to move.
376
00:25:54,594 --> 00:25:57,874
Not while you're mounting it!
377
00:25:57,874 --> 00:26:01,454
Don't unwrap its head
till I give the order.
378
00:26:01,454 --> 00:26:04,294
We wouldn't do
anything without an order.
379
00:26:13,674 --> 00:26:17,614
We'll walk the horse gently
towards Barry.
380
00:26:17,614 --> 00:26:23,294
When I give the word
to remove the jacket, do so slowly.
381
00:26:23,294 --> 00:26:26,294
No sudden movements!
382
00:26:26,294 --> 00:26:27,814
Right.
383
00:26:27,814 --> 00:26:32,074
Remove the jacket. Careful! Careful!
384
00:26:37,734 --> 00:26:40,054
BLEEPER BLEEPS
385
00:27:06,214 --> 00:27:08,514
Where have you been?!
386
00:27:10,594 --> 00:27:12,994
I can't remember.
387
00:27:12,994 --> 00:27:16,194
You'll have to nip this in the bud.
388
00:27:16,194 --> 00:27:21,714
If he thinks he's getting away with
this, he'll do it every Christmas.
389
00:27:26,314 --> 00:27:30,414
Do you think he'll be back
for the new year?
390
00:27:30,414 --> 00:27:32,894
Depends on the horse!
391
00:27:32,894 --> 00:27:35,054
Happy new year, Foggy!
392
00:27:39,074 --> 00:27:43,314
Yes! Happy new year, Foggy!
393
00:27:53,214 --> 00:27:59,954
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