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Beautiful birds!
They remind me of Nora Batty.
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How can you say that?
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If they had wrinkled necks
they'd remind you of her!
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True, Norm.
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I have to hand it to you,
you've always had bad taste in women.
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What would life be
without a ferret or a female?
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In YOUR hands, they've often been
practically indistinguishable.
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Is he getting at me? Don't ask me.
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I can't distinguish anything
until the sky clears. Fair enough.
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He's had some weird women! I have.
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None of your run-of-the-mill,
standard... Good-looking variety.
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No. I've always gone for...
Weight lifters? ..Character!
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He's certainly had some characters!
What happened to Rosalie?
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She went off to live with a bloke
in Spain who had a bar.
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If it was an iron bar, I expect
she was going to bend it for him.
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The way she used to drink!
Can you imagine her loose in a bar?
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Cor, she could drink, an' all !
You know, she were a fourteen pinter!
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You could tell that by her size.
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If she's in Spain, they'll think
we've handed back Gibraltar.
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Come here... Come on.
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Good girl.
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I think they're a strange breed.
HIS women certainly are.
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No, I mean women generally.
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You never see them play with trains.
A lot of them didn't even like the Goon Show.
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How can you trust people
who didn't like the Goon Show?
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You're always miles away, Barry.
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How can I be? I'm driving. Exactly!
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It's disturbing being driven
by someone miles away.
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Did you see who that was?
Who what was?
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There you go! You miss everything.
You're miles away!
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Go on. Break the suspense.
Who was it?
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It were Howard and Marina.
YOU'D never be unfaithful, would you, Barry?
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I haven't even got a bicycle.
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They saw us!
I don't think so, Howard.
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I bet they're on the phone
to Pearl right now. I hope she's engaged!
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You were turned away.
They never saw your face.
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They saw my knees.
I've got very distinctive knees.
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You said you wanted
to tell the whole world the way you feel about me.
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Well, I want to tell
everyone but Pearl.
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You said you didn't care
if the whole world knew.
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You said that with your head
on my blouse as if you meant it!
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You know I go to pieces then.
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It's not fair to hold a person
accountable for what he says with his head on your...blouse.
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Where does tha think it's going?
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London, probably.
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'Ey up! That's some fancy kite.
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Well, they ARE, these days.
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We used to make ours of bits
and pieces. They flew, though!
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What used to amaze me
was how, suddenly, it was kite-flying season.
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Overnight, kites would appear.
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Same with marbles.
One day, nothing. The next day, it was the marble season.
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Marbles used to appear mysteriously
at a certain time of the year. Where did they come from?
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From the little shop
in Hebden Street.
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No, it's not as simple as that.
There's some magic force that introduces marbles annually.
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There's nothing supernatural
about marbles.
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No, and there's no special date
for the start of the marble season. But every year, up it comes!
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What do YOU think,
boy with the woolly hat? Are marbles metaphysical, or what?
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I wouldn't mind having a bash
at making a kite.
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D'you know...
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..sometimes
I look at Barry, and I think, "Why are men so...different?"
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From the human race?
I know what you mean.
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They never grow up. Turn your back,
and they're out playing!
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It's what they're out playing with
that worries me.
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..They're heart-breaking
if you run a business.
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I mean, you try to make things nice,
and then they come clumping in.
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I don't know what it is,
but men do things with paper napkins that you wouldn't believe.
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Mine's only happy
covered in oil and grease.
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Barry sits for hours,
just staring into space.
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I say, "What are you thinking?"
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He says things like, "Do you know
how much the sea is eroding the coast around Mablethorpe?"
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Does he LIKE Mablethorpe?
Not particularly.
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We prefer Skegness.
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Well, when I say "we", I mean "me".
Howard can never make up his mind.
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That can make you WILD.
You ask, "Would you like a biscuit?"
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Then you're stuck
with a plate in your hand, and they can't make up their minds!
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It might help if they had one
to make up.
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How badly IS the sea eroding
the coast around Mablethorpe?
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I'll ask Barry.
Don't trouble him specially!
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It's no trouble.
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I'm not having any of my family
NOT telling friends how badly the coast is eroding at Mablethorpe.
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It's wonderful when you think
of all the useless information men fill their heads with.
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It's what they do best!
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That, and playing with trains.
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Faster, faster!
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Launch!
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Did it fly? ..Did it fly?
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Did it fly(?) That'll never fly!
Well, of course it will fly!
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It needs more speed, that's all.
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Don't look at me!
I was on full boost and afterburner!
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I vote we go and have a bevvy!
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We are going to fly a kite.
Seymour has spoken.
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How!
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Glenda, how IS your Barry?
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It's not always that easy to tell.
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How's he doin' at work?
Has he been promoted?
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We're confident he's on the verge.
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He's BRIGHT enough...
when he wants to be.
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They need someone behind them.
You can't leave them on their own. They need to be DRIVEN.
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You should try driving mine.
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There's something wrong
with his steering.
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Have you tried sulking?
I mean really SERIOUS sulking?
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Keep it up for about a week.
That works wonders!
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Barry wouldn't notice. He gets lost
in his book, and that's it.
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Ooh! There's no good comes
from books.
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What Barry needs is the example
of someone who had a successful life.
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He should spend more time
with your Uncle Seymour. HE knows about ambition and responsibility.
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If only Barry could mould himself
on your Uncle Seymour!
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Right! Keep your eye on the kite,
and keep the string taut.
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Are we ready...? GO !!
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Launch!
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You twit!
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INAUDIBLE CHATTER
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Glenda thinks I should
more ambitious.
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Were YOU ambitious, Mr Pegden?
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I was, lad.
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Ever since I can remember,
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I always had this burning ambition
to own a good socket set.
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A really...COMPREHENSIVE socket set.
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Glenda thinks
I should be more...pushy.
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I'll tell you what I've learned
about ambition.
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I used to SALIVATE
over this socket set.
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I used to lie awake in my bedroom,
poring over catalogues.
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I used to dream of socket sets.
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I used to window shop.
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Of course,
that was before I met Mrs Pegden.
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She was never very big
at staring at socket sets.
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But finally, one birthday,
there it were, in its own, undented, blue metallic box.
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Me socket set!
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Nice!
Very!
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I used to turn the bedroom light on
at night, just to have a look at it.
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But it wears off.
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Barry, what I'm telling you is,
even if you get to be Chairman...
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..it's just another socket set.
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If Glenda and her mother
start on at me again, can I quote you?
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NO !! I'll have to stop confiding
in you if you turn out to be a blabbermouth.
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I wonder what some people did
before cars were invented?
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I wouldn't mind if it were CARS
mine tinkered with.
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At least he doesn't spread his work
over your polished surfaces.
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I know it's hard work
on these hills, love,
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but we can be alone up here.
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I'll say this much for romance...
it takes your breath away!
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It's out here,
among the glories of nature, that we can be really ALONE...
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Just the thing!
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Can we borrow you? I was asking her
the way back to town...!
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SHE knows the way back to town!
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Oooo...! Norman Clegg!
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Don't let her get near me!
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She's game, that Marina.
I wonder what sign she were born under?
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It wasn't "No Trespassing",
that's for sure.
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Just follow it down the slope.
Down the slope? The brakes aren't too good.
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But you'll be on grass, not a road.
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They'll be good on grass.
They've practised enough.
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What if we decided not to do it?
What if WE decided not to forget we'd seen you up here with Marina?
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We'll do it, we'll do it. Off we go!
..Oh, Marina!
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Oh, Howard!
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Right... Off you go!
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LAUNCH !
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My brakes!
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Marina!
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My brakes have gone!
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Will you come back ?!
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We'll try again.
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Where are you going?
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Get out of my wa-a-a-y!!
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Get out of the way! I can't stop!
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I'll fly it, if it kills me!
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It almost killed ME.
I can taste yesterday's dinner.
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I telled thee,
it's not going to fly.
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If the Wright brothers can do it,
so can I !
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Who were the Wright brothers?
They made bicycles.
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That fly? More or less.
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RUN!
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All right! We'll make a bigger one!
And more like a bicycle!
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Ah, Wesley! Just the man!
Hello, Barry.
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I'm busy!
This won't take long. I've drawn you a simple diagram.
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You'll like this, it'll be a change.
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Sometimes you get on my wick!
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This one will fly. I've calculated
this one down to the last detail.
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Not only are you a pillock...
The crosspiece should be strong, but extremely light.
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..But you're apparently deaf!
Ha-ha! I'll leave this with you.
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Come on! Chop, chop!
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I suppose you all want coffee?
Any biscuits?
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Does he make crumbs? Oh, yes!
Don't give him any biscuits.
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It's like being in a sand-storm!
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No biscuits. I'll wait outside...
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No, you'll wait in here.
Edith wants you, don't you, Edith?
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Er, well...I don't....er...
If they...er...absolutely, if...
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Look! I've been wanting to see you
about Barry.
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Sir James Barrie? Your nephew Barry!
Barry who married Glenda!
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..Oh! THAT Barry...
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BARRY!
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It's far too big!
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What have you done, Wesley?
I gave you the measurements.
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I followed the measurements.
You followed them in metres. I put them in feet.
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Well, I don't normally work
in metres,
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but I felt
a know-it-all silly twonk like you was bound to work in metres.
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Can you hear this?
Suddenly, it's MY fault!
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That sounds a reasonable assumption,
Seymour.
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It's never going to fly!
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Ah! Don't start that again!
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Oh, it wants to fly!
You can feel it!
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Oh, we're on to something here!
You're right on my foot!
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Leaders are always
treading on people's feet.
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It's superb!
I'm glad now that I asked Wesley to make it in metres.
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Crackers!
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Right! Now, lift it!
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Underneath, underneath, underneath.
Well done!
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Well done... Now! Right!
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I think this will do.
We'll start from here.
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Here's the plan.
The plan! Aaaargh! The plan!
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If I fall into enemy hands,
I shall reveal all under torture.
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I shan't wait for fingernails.
One arm up my back will be enough.
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Now, Barry will start running
with the string, and we'll follow with the kite. Got that?
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Are you holding it properly, Barry?
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How many ways can you hold a string?
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Save your breath. He never listens.
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Now...
When we get sufficient speed,
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we launch the kite,
and Barry will continue running.
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Then we shall watch it
go higher and higher!
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THEY IMITATE SEYMOUR
Are you holding it properly, Barry?
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Right, Barry,
when I signal, start running.
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How far?
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Never mind how far!
We'll say when it's far enough.
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Don't forget to write!
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Right, off you go!
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Faster, lad!
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Right!
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When I signal,
we throw the kite in the air.
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Oh, what the devil
are you doing, Barry?
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He's holding his ankle.
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TOGETHER:
Are you holding it properly, Barry?
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I wonder what Barry's DOING?
Don't worry, he's with your Uncle Seymour.
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He's very reliable, our Seymour.
You only have to look at his shirts.
234
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:42,720
You can see
they've hardly been lived in.
235
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:46,480
I don't know what your father does
with his!
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00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:53,480
I mean, he wears overalls!
How can you get shirts this colour when they're buried under overalls?
237
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I shall have to do that one again.
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00:22:56,480 --> 00:23:02,740
I hope they're not leading Barry
into anything. He's a bit easily led.
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00:23:02,740 --> 00:23:09,240
You can have every confidence
in Seymour. That's more than my father has.
240
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:16,240
Your father feels somewhat overawed
at Uncle Seymour's level of education.
241
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:21,300
He never looks overawed to me.
He just looks stunned.
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All right, Barry, launch it!
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Pathetic! No coordination!
Did somebody call?
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We need more speed!
I'm not going faster! I'm not a flying welly!
245
00:24:02,460 --> 00:24:09,480
We COULD give it up.
A small inner voice keeps saying, "Give it up. Give it up."
246
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:16,500
It's Barry. He didn't throw it
high enough. It's a lot of kite for someone who works in an office!
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00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:20,540
We need more SPEED !
You keep saying that!
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00:24:20,540 --> 00:24:24,180
Stop interrupting
and let me think!
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Ah !
250
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We need more speed!
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..Oh!
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I don't know why you're worried.
He's in Uncle Seymour's hands. I had this premonition.
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GRINDS GEARS
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She shouldn't worry about Barry.
She should worry about your driving!
255
00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:13,400
GEARS GRIND AGAIN
It's this damned stick. It'd be all right but for that.
256
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:28,960
Tha's getting it, Barry!
Keep it up!
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00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,440
Don't trail it on the floor!
258
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:35,920
Makes you glad to be alive, eh?
259
00:25:38,340 --> 00:25:44,520
It's a wild-goose chase.
There'll be nothing wrong when we find them.
260
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:47,240
They were coming in this direction.
261
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:51,400
Then why are WE going
all over the place?
262
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:54,320
I told you, it's this stick thing!
263
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:57,220
I just hope he's all right.
264
00:25:57,220 --> 00:26:02,480
You'll have to leave him sometimes
to mix with the right people...
265
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,800
..IF you want him
to go up in the world!
266
00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:08,760
HE SCREAMS
267
00:26:22,740 --> 00:26:25,400
BARRY !
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00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:29,360
LOUD SHOUT:
Are you holding it properly, Barry?
269
00:26:39,620 --> 00:26:44,580
I don't know WHY Glenda should
assume it was my fault.
270
00:26:44,580 --> 00:26:47,420
I never asked him to get airborne.
271
00:26:47,420 --> 00:26:52,800
They could have given us a lift.
Yes, that was a bit thoughtless.
272
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:57,800
They went off so quick, I never got
a chance to upset Nora Batty!
273
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:00,420
She mustn't take it personally.
274
00:27:00,420 --> 00:27:07,420
I've never seen Barry look so white.
It's hard to believe how white a person can go.
275
00:27:07,420 --> 00:27:12,500
He must have been breaching
a mass of modern legislation.
276
00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:19,540
Edith wanted to give me a lift,
but Glenda took up too much room straightening Barry.
277
00:27:19,540 --> 00:27:26,560
He got up smoothly enough.
It was the coming down he made a right bog-hole of.
278
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:30,620
You'd think the coming down
would be easier.
279
00:27:30,620 --> 00:27:36,120
It opens up all sorts
of possibilities, doesn't it?
280
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:43,800
To think that with the aid
of this little thing, we could be airborne whenever we wanted!
281
00:27:45,060 --> 00:27:49,400
I rather like the idea
of soaring over these hills.
282
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:53,380
I think we're on to something.
Who-o-a!
283
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Whoo! Oh, no! Arghhh...
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TOGETHER:
Are you holding it properly, Seymour?!
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