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I'm telling thee, me toe
went purple! I can understand that.
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If I was inside that welly,
I'd go purple!
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We are purple.
What do you mean, we are purpel?
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I'm not purple!
Only me toe that went purple.
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Inside we're purple.
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A really horrible purple.
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I was watching
one of them surgical programmes.
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They poked about inside
this bloke from exeter,
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without the courtesy even
to take their gloves off.
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All you could see
was this yucky purple.
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Aye well, if they come from exeter
they may be purple!
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We're all purple.
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We can talk about
Liberty, equality,
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fraternity, but the
bottom line is purple.
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I enjoy the surgical programmes.
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That's a profession I could have
taken to. I would have had the skills.
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I was once told
I had 'surgeon's hands'.
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Who told you that?
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Mummy, if you must know.
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"Mummy"!
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Fancy spending your life
inside people from Exeter.
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I should have listened to her.
I chose education, I did pretty well.
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Sometimes you'd sit there with
some grubby little snot misbehaving,
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and there'd be a
twinge of regret that you
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didn't have him under
your knife on the table!
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Always loved kids, Seymour?
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I could never have fancied
the medical profession.
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The job takes them
into such terrible places.
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London?
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I was thinking more of armpits.
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I know what you mean.
There's always a snag.
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First thing on a Monday morning,
just imagine it, lying on
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a trolley, naked,
save for his wellies.
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A fit bloke like me?
What I would want with surgery?
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I expect you've gone in
to have a welly removed?
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There's a job
that needs an anaesthetic!
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Do you remember when hay used to be square?
- Yes!
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I remember square hay.
They used to make it in
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rectangular lumps.
You could stick it
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together very neatley
to make hay-stack.
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I don't know what they do with this lot.
Apart from leave it about in untidy lumps?
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I bet there's a rat in there.
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I bet it's a whopping great rat in there!
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Come away!
Your friends aren't necesary ours!
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Ooof...I'd soon know
if I had my ferret!
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Oh, come down from there!
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I'm telling thee!
There's been one here!
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You can smell it!
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No, thank you. You can smell it!
What do they smell like?
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Boot Polish. Black.
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Oh, what's he talking about?
Boot Polish, Black?
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It's just the eensyist-weensyist
hint of black boot Polish.
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What about brown rats?
- Just the same. Black boot Polish.
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English religion?
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Could be. We're in Yorkshire.
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If it's cheap and servicable,
they'll have a go.
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A little scientific experiment!
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These...chaps...
Are...my...assistants.
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Me...former headmaster...
Boss-wallah...Big school.
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Very beautiful
in your cherry-blossom-time!
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He's even creeping in Japanese now, Norm!
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A few international courtesies!
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While they've been distracting
your attension,
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some others might have nipped in
and sunk all our battleships!
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I felt I had to explain!
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"Scientific experiments" ?
"These chaps are my assistants" ?!
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It was your damned fault!
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You started the whole
embarrising performance!
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I bet they have,
I bet they've sunk our battleships!
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Do we have any battleships?
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No, I don't think we have, exually.
- There you are, you see!
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That's damn dangerous!
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Fancy leaving it here, where
its likeley to roll down the hill!
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We'll have to do
something about that.
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Well, I vote we go.
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We can't leave the thing
here in a dangerous position!
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I could. I really could.
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Me, too.
- That's not a responsible attitude.
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Now, pay attention. Come round this side.
And we'll push it back somewhere safer.
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How's tha goin' to push this ?!
- I'm not going to. We all three are!
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Oh! Goody, goody, goody!
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Oh, very beautiful !
Cherry-blossom-time, mount fuji!
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Glenda wants a family.
- She's got a family!
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She's got a mother, a dad and an husband.
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How many more does she want?
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I think she meant
a younger family.
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Are you ready for a family?
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It's a big responsibility.
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I sometimes think, "yeah!"
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..And then again,
sometimes I think, "no".
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I mean,
I'd like to be a father.
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On the other hand,
I wonder if we're doing right...
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- Or not.
- That's decisive, that must be an help.
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Here we are than!
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Thank you!
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How long have you been married now?
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Four years!
Four years? I've done thirty.
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Doesn't time fly
when you're having fun?
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They don't make
their marriages last these days.
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They don't get a grip on it
like we used to do.
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They think
you can leave it to love!
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It was a beautiful wedding our glenda's,
wasn't it?
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Oh, lovely.
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Full white, and lemon accessories.
- I wanted pink.
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Well, the lemon was beautiful,
everybody liked it.
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Everybody but me.
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Your father liked it.
- Me father likes what he's told to like!
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Well, you should see what he likes
when left to his own devices!
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I know what mine likes,
left to his own devices!
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I don't think,
we need discuss that with glenda here.
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Oh, mother!
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What colour is Marina's hair this week?
- It depends on where she's been lying.
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Get me my glasses, love.
Not when it's getting interesting!
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Look, stop treating me like a child.
I'm thinking of starting a family.
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Hadn't you better get home first?
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What does your Barry think about a family?
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We're thinking about it.
We haven't made up our minds yet.
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That sounds like your Barry!
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It's a pity men don't have to hav'em.
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Men! They can't have a cold
without a support team!
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No, they can't stand pain.
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Well, that's true.
You see, women are born to suffer.
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And some of us get
so we quite enjoy it, really.
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If men had to have babies,
they'd invented something better.
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You've plenty of time to start a family.
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You're hardly out of
your lemon accessories!
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I'm working on it and bringin
Barry around to it slowly.
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It takes Barry some
time to absorb new ideas.
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If he thinks it's a new idea,
it going to take some time!
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You're young enough.
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Are you ready to really
take on responsibility?
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I'm not so young, mother.
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It's time we started,
if we're going to start.
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I know the feeling.
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You lie awake at night, sometimes
thinking
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"I wish I had some
helpless, squeaky
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little bundle, totally
dependent on me."
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Then you wake up
and find you've got one.
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Its your husband!
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Let's have a breather!
Let's have a breather!
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Good grief!
You're always wanting a break.
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Don't tell me. Just tell my lungs!
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I think he's right,
I think there is a rat in it!
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We'll never gonna get it back up there!
- I don't kow, why we bother?
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Becouse it was our fault it
rolled down in the first place.
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The least we can do is to put it back!
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Do you think
I ought to start a family?
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Well, not right now, Barry.
- It's a big responsibility...
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Right...push!
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It keeps running back!
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Letts face it, we'll never
gonna get it up that hill!
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If we all push together,
we will do it!
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Team-work!
Let's co-ordinate our efforts.
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Now, take your time from me.
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Are you listening, Barry?
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Barry?
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Barry?
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Roll it off!
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He looks thinner!
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Say something, Barry!
- That could have solved the problem.
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I won't be able to start a family!
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I think it's magic when we're out here,
all alone, together like this.
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You call this "together", Howard?
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It's just a cunning ploy, love.
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This way, it arouses
absolutely no
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suspicion in the
minds of passers-by.
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This way is not going to arouse
anything, is it, Howard?
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I might as well have a pen-friend.
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I teld thee, we'd never shift it!
- I believed him, he's got an honest face!
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We can't just leave it lying there!
We've got to put his hay back.
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We can't expect him to
lose a whole bale of hay.
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It's perfectly good hay.
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It's heavy, I can tell you that!
Do you want a lift, or don't ya?
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Of course!
- Well, come on!
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I don't think they'll
start a family, they
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got a mortgage and
they got a rented TV.
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Its not always theire decision, is it?
Very often these things start by themselfs.
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I blame this home brew.
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Quasimodo is alive and well
and living in a three-Wheeler.
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Whatever's wrong with his neck?
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It's not just his neck,
it goes all the way down!
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Stop whingeing!
It only needs a little twist.
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I've played pontoon! i know, when you twist
you're sometimes busted!
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If anything drops off,
I don't want it on my floor!
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He'll be all right in a minute.
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Yes well, he'd be even more then all right
if he were outside!
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He wants some fresh air,
thats what he wants,
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not parading on people's floors!
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I can't look.
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You stupid great pillock!
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There you are, it's all over.
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Done with. I told you it was nothing!
- Maybe not from your end!
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Hasn't our Seymour
got talented fingers!
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Ofcourse, he was always medically inclined.
- I keep telling them that!
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Is it all over? Can I open my eyes now?
- No!
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Seems a lot of fuss
about a neck! You
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should try being run
over by a bale of hay!
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What are you talking about, Barry?
It's true. I was run over by a bale of hay.
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Where does he think of ideas like that?
- Don't ask me!
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Wesley, do you think,
we might borrow your three-Wheeler?
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I was going to tinker with it a bit,
this afternoon.
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Of course you can
borrow his three-wheeler!
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Of course you can
borrow his three-wheeler!!
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I hate to leave anything unfinished.
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I noticed that when
you were twisting my neck!
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Is your head on tight?
It sounded very loose.
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And have you a length of rope, Wesley?
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I'm going to return
that bale of hay to
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its proper place,
even if it kills them!
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Come along then, Clegg.
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I'm not driving that!
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I'd sooner push a bale of hay!
- You don't have to drive it. He can drive!
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Me ?!
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Yes you, you've got a
motorbike licence, so you
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can drive one of these
with a motorbike licence.
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I never knew that!
Well, off we go, then!
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Thank you!
Off we go, then!
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Now, take care of her!
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well, of course he will !
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Seymour knows what he's doing!
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You don't have to drive it
exactley like a motorbike!
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Don't take corners on two wheels!
- Sorry!
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Ok ! I'll drive! I'll drive!
- Sit thee down! Relax!
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'Aye-up, cheeky.
Do you want a lift?
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No, we don't!
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I do! It beats waiting
for the flipping bus!
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Come on, she's right.
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Can he drive this thing?
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Listen to her!
What a wicked tongue she's got!
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He says things like that,
but that doesn't
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mean he knows
how to drive this thing!
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It's better than waiting
for the bus.
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if we'd manage to breath,
it would be better still!
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If you want to do
anything tricksy like breathing,
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we're gonna have to work out a rota.
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Can you move your elbow, Clegg?
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I can't move a thing, If
I could, I wouldn't risk it!
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00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:04,773
Cosy, in't it?
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00:19:15,873 --> 00:19:18,913
What a place to leave a dustbin!
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00:19:18,913 --> 00:19:22,453
Eli, it's us in a three-wheeler!
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00:19:26,653 --> 00:19:29,113
Tha knows who it is, Eli.
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00:19:29,113 --> 00:19:31,633
Tha's a grand little feller!
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00:19:33,633 --> 00:19:36,673
Get thyself a choc-ice!
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00:19:36,673 --> 00:19:38,873
Don't spill it on dad!
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00:19:57,013 --> 00:19:58,312
Where's he going?
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00:19:58,336 --> 00:19:59,933
This is not where he's
supposed to be going?!
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00:19:59,933 --> 00:20:01,253
Where's he taking us?
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00:20:01,253 --> 00:20:03,913
Don't ask me, I can't
see a thing from this rope!
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00:20:03,913 --> 00:20:08,293
Just a brief detour, ladies.
We have a little errand to do.
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00:20:08,293 --> 00:20:08,293
I'm not going into
the countryside with him!
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00:20:11,013 --> 00:20:14,053
He is a not fit person
to be going into the country with!
252
00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:17,569
Relax, he's not the huddersfield strangler.
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00:20:17,569 --> 00:20:20,549
It's not your throat he goes for!
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00:20:21,209 --> 00:20:23,171
This will take but
a moment, ladies.
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00:20:23,195 --> 00:20:26,229
Then we'll deliver you
safely back to your own doors.
256
00:20:27,213 --> 00:20:29,573
Is somebody going to
let me out of this rope?
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00:20:29,573 --> 00:20:31,422
What are you going for?
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00:20:31,446 --> 00:20:32,706
A bale of hay.
259
00:20:32,730 --> 00:20:36,253
Oh, that's all we need
in here, a bale of hay!
260
00:20:36,533 --> 00:20:39,573
We're not going to collect it!
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00:20:39,573 --> 00:20:42,653
We're merely going to move it a little.
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00:20:42,873 --> 00:20:47,433
I'm not rolling around any hay with him!
- Spoil-sport!
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00:20:47,433 --> 00:20:51,453
I'm getting really teed up
with being inside this rope.
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00:20:51,453 --> 00:20:54,453
Oh, shut up and eat your choc-ice!
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00:20:57,193 --> 00:20:59,713
It has its advantages.
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00:20:59,713 --> 00:21:04,713
Anybody passing is going to think,
"there's Howard, all alone."
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00:21:04,713 --> 00:21:07,284
And they're gonna be right, Howard.
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00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:11,713
For all practical purposes, you are alone.
- I'm not.
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00:21:11,713 --> 00:21:13,953
I've got you.
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00:21:13,953 --> 00:21:16,573
You want the truth, Howard?
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00:21:17,813 --> 00:21:23,493
It lacks excitement.
All I've got to hold here is a bicycle!
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00:21:23,493 --> 00:21:26,033
Well, all right, then.
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00:21:26,033 --> 00:21:30,813
Next time, we'll try
and find a place with a hole in the wall.
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00:21:30,813 --> 00:21:33,733
Then maybe we can hold hands
through the wall!
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00:21:33,733 --> 00:21:36,793
Holding hands through a wall.
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00:21:36,793 --> 00:21:43,733
You really know how to set a girl's
senses spinning, don't you, Howard.
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00:21:47,913 --> 00:21:50,753
There's a three-Wheeler coming!
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00:21:58,713 --> 00:22:00,713
It's Pearl!
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00:22:05,853 --> 00:22:06,813
Hello, love...
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00:22:06,813 --> 00:22:11,976
What the devil are you doing out here,
on damp grass at your age?
281
00:22:11,976 --> 00:22:19,376
My age? I'm at the prime of middle age.
Probbebly at the peak of my vigour!
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00:22:19,376 --> 00:22:22,403
call it what you like, you'll
be up all night rubbing
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00:22:22,427 --> 00:22:25,013
liniment on it. What do
you think you are doing?!
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00:22:25,953 --> 00:22:28,673
Just meditating, love.
285
00:22:28,673 --> 00:22:32,053
I come here
to ponder the great questions.
286
00:22:32,053 --> 00:22:37,233
And you can't ponder without getting
your britches wet? Oh, get off home!
287
00:22:37,233 --> 00:22:41,993
I'll put the immersion on.
You can get straight into a bath.
288
00:22:42,673 --> 00:22:43,926
What's he doing?
289
00:22:43,950 --> 00:22:47,653
"Pondering big questions."
He get's dafter!
290
00:22:47,653 --> 00:22:50,653
At least he's alone.
- I know, It made more
291
00:22:50,653 --> 00:22:53,173
sense when he creping about with tiger lil.
292
00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:59,133
There are a few big questions
about him I'd want to ponder!
293
00:23:07,133 --> 00:23:09,673
You see? It worked!
294
00:23:09,673 --> 00:23:11,713
It worked!
295
00:23:11,713 --> 00:23:13,873
Oh, goody!
296
00:23:18,993 --> 00:23:23,173
Better than waiting for the bus, she said?
- Well, you can't win 'em all.
297
00:23:24,333 --> 00:23:26,053
What the blood and stomic pills?
298
00:23:37,853 --> 00:23:40,533
I'm not going in that!
299
00:23:40,533 --> 00:23:43,593
It's a few hundred yards, ladies.
300
00:23:43,593 --> 00:23:47,713
We're just taking it back
where it came from.
301
00:23:47,713 --> 00:23:50,713
We'll wait here.
302
00:23:50,713 --> 00:23:57,053
Very well, suit yourselves!
I think I'll wait here, too. - I need you.
303
00:23:59,673 --> 00:24:01,633
I'll be back, lass.
But in the mean time..
304
00:24:01,633 --> 00:24:04,133
this will keep thee going!
305
00:24:05,093 --> 00:24:07,653
Get off! Get off!
306
00:24:15,673 --> 00:24:20,633
I hate it when he does that.
You can feel it for a week!
307
00:24:35,313 --> 00:24:40,353
We can't go on for ever, Howard,
with a wall between us.
308
00:24:40,353 --> 00:24:43,853
It's only when we're liable
to be observed by passers-by.
309
00:24:44,493 --> 00:24:48,494
There aren't any
passers-by up here, Howard.
310
00:24:48,518 --> 00:24:51,493
We're in the middle of a field.
311
00:24:51,493 --> 00:24:54,053
You could kiss me here...
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00:24:56,133 --> 00:24:58,673
Who's going to hold the bicycles?
313
00:25:34,173 --> 00:25:37,233
Well done, old boy!
- Where does it go?
314
00:25:37,233 --> 00:25:41,453
We could do here, it's near enough.
- "Near enough"?
315
00:25:41,453 --> 00:25:45,493
Give over!
This is a precision job!
316
00:25:45,493 --> 00:25:49,553
I'm putting it back
exactly on the spot it came from.
317
00:25:49,553 --> 00:25:52,041
Don't overdo it. Don't
tempt fate. You're
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00:25:52,065 --> 00:25:55,013
pushing your luck
with Nora Batty as it is!
319
00:25:55,013 --> 00:25:58,073
You're talking to the ace, kid!
320
00:25:58,073 --> 00:26:02,373
I were born to fly a three-Wheeler!
- Oh, very well, if you must show off!
321
00:26:02,373 --> 00:26:04,833
It was over there.
322
00:26:22,073 --> 00:26:24,093
Help!
323
00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:34,713
Head it off!
Get in front of it!
324
00:26:34,713 --> 00:26:38,353
Oh, shut up, Seymore!
And eat your choc-ice!
325
00:26:43,593 --> 00:26:46,393
Kiss me, Howard.
326
00:26:49,593 --> 00:26:52,133
Do you think we ought?
327
00:26:52,133 --> 00:26:54,533
Why not?
328
00:26:54,533 --> 00:26:56,413
It's just
I have this superstitious fear
329
00:26:56,413 --> 00:27:01,433
that if we go too far, there'll be
some terrible sign from heaven.
330
00:27:01,433 --> 00:27:05,773
I think we ought to risk it, Howard.
331
00:27:22,053 --> 00:27:24,413
I knew it!
332
00:27:24,833 --> 00:27:27,333
What is it?
333
00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:29,693
Is he dead?
334
00:27:30,733 --> 00:27:32,173
Can you feel a pulse?
335
00:27:32,173 --> 00:27:33,133
Stand back, there!
336
00:27:33,993 --> 00:27:37,313
Let her feel me pulse! Bog off!
337
00:27:42,973 --> 00:27:49,993
How come her bicycle gets entangled
with your bicycle, Howard?
338
00:27:49,993 --> 00:27:54,913
It's one of the questions
I'm standing here pondering.
339
00:27:56,853 --> 00:27:59,393
You're all right, then?
340
00:27:59,393 --> 00:28:03,333
I'm all right!
She's feeling me pulse!
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00:28:58,513 --> 00:29:01,093
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