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Did you notice
that tree we were leaning on was secreting a sticky substance?
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Yes, I noticed. I don't know
what it's called.
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Damned sticky?
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Possibly. Nature's marvellous.
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The tree uses it to trap insects.
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I should have been
an Insect Trapper!
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Just me, in the wilderness
with me faithful ferret and me collection of deadly traps.
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Just shut YOUR deadly trap.
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I can just see you...
in your Davy Crockett hat, made out of hairy caterpillars.
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I'd be known as "Big Bill."
You'd be known as "SMALL Bill."
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Each spring, I'd ride into town
with me load of priceless bluebottle pelts.
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I'd trade them for whisky
and a squaw like Nora Batty.
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Keep your bluebottle pelts.
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Just what the countryside needs -
another mattress.
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Harsh words, Foggy.
Oh... THAT old mattress.
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I thought you meant Nora Batty.
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On guard, mesewer!
I must avenge la insult.
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Ah, oui. La insult.
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To my lady
with ze wrinkled stockings!
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Pack it in! Ah, oui.
Le pack it in.
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She ignores me.
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Oh... I fight duels for her...
and she ignores me.
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Oh, no. She goes pale
at the sight of you.
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What will we do about
this mattress? Eh?
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People would be lost without
the countryside - to dump rubbish!
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Who is it that goes round
dumping rubbish in beauty-spots?
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Maybe it's a club.
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Nothing's impossible. They could
be getting a grant from one of those progressive councils.
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It's better than mine.
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That's no surprise.
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Why not take it home?
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All that way home?
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Well, if it's better than yours...
On closer inspection, it's not.
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Damned deceptive,
those first impressions. Right!
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He's idle, you know.
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We're not leaving it here
to be an eyesore.
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I am starting "The Dewhirst
Campaign for a Clean Countryside."
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Now... where are you going?
Come back, those men!
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Will you keep in step!
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It's not easy - three in a bed.
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I hate carrying mattresses.
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The secret is - co-ordination.
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You can't get a good grip.
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I have that trouble
with Nora Batty.
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Does he HAVE to walk up your leg?
I HATE IT when he walks up your leg.
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Leave it!
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We're not being defeated
by a mattress.
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We shall persevere!
You don't have to persevere for us.
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We really don't MIND
being defeated by an abandoned mattress.
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I seldom interfere
with an EMPTY mattress.
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I don't care for this
passive attitude.
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It's not comfortable
to a fighting man. I'll master this problem.
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Hey up! He's gone all corporal.
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Two paces forward, that man.
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I'm being called up, Norm.
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Don't forget to write!
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Stand there, feet apart.
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My feet ARE apart.
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If they were stuck together
I couldn't ride a bike!
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Close all moving parts
and brace yourself.
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I'm braced! It's Mr Unisex!
Tell me, it's Mr Unisex!
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Mr UNIVERSE. Sorry!
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Tell Mr Unisex to brace himself.
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I'm not carrying THAT on me own!
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You're only going to hold it up
while Clegg and me slip under it.
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Then we can carry it more easily.
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Hands up! It's the firing-squad!
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Something you said?
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That man - come here. Lucky me!
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Don't forget my bad back.
His back hurts at the first hint of work!
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BEFORE the first hint.
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Right, lift.
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Have you got it? I've got it.
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You'd think he could handle
a simple job like that.
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That's no language for a mattress!
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Should we get him out?
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Well, yes. I suppose we OUGHT to.
But I rather like him under there.
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That's the most suitable thing
he's ever worn. Mmmh.
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Ogden Butterclough.
Demon Insurance Man.
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Damn silly place to make your bed!
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You were travelling at excessive
speed. For a bedroom!
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I've travelled
in inferior accommodation,
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but that's the WEIRDEST thing
I've ever seen in a mattress!
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Hey! What's going on here?
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It felt like some twonk
just missed me with a lawn mower!
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A lawn mower?!
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It's some fun, moving mattresses.
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By heck! It's rough under there.
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How long's he lived under there?
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Hey up! It's Oggie Butterclough.
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Tha sold me mam Life Insurance.
Always a pleasure.
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She dropped dead.
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Her payments were irregular. Oh!
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You're not injured, are you?
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He's completely uninjured.
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And I intend to take
no further action
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with regard to his misuse
of a mattress on the highway.
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Pay no heed to that.
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You're not my type!
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This man has had a skinful.
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I resent that wicked rumour.
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He likes a drop, does Oggie.
He's seen regularly walking in insurance circles.
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You can't run over
people's mattresses.
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I MAY have taken a sherry
with that Mrs Dugdale, of 22, The Crescent,
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whose dearest wish it is
that I call her "Vera".
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It was reckless to run over
a mattress, when you didn't know who was under it.
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It's the executive tension.
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Any flaws in my condition
can be attributed to occupational stress.
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The ruthless cut and thrust!
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I envy you lot -
no responsibilities.
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A free life - outdoors.
Living rough, with just a mattress!
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How dare you!
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You're right. I'd love to -
but how dare I?
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What with the wife to keep...
and obligations to a certain policy holder at 22, The Crescent.
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Can I just ABANDON all that?
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Get him off!
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I'm stuck to an insurance man!
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Oggie, let him go.
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Can I abandon all that -
plus a respectable profession?
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Why not? Gauguin did it...
ran off to the South Seas to paint dusky maidens.
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What colour?
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Help me get him back on his feet.
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Careful. He's got a terrible grip.
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I'll do it! I'll follow
your example and be free!
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Take me mattress and go!
Have this one.
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The South Seas.
Me. Ogden Butterclough... throws off his chains at last!
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But what can I do when I get there?
I can't paint!
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What can I do?
I built a bookshelf.
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Can you go to the South Pacific
to do bookshelves?
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Oh, God! There's me No Claims gone.
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Come on, Oggie. You don't care
about your No Claims. Not YOU.
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A wild, free spirit.
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I bet your man-in-the-street
has no idea how expensive it is being "a wild, free spirit".
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What we have here is known as
"a right twit".
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But a MOBILE twit.
A twit with TRANSPORT.
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Swing it round.
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Get out of the way!
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YOU GREAT STUPID...
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Stand back. Don't touch him.
He may be delirious.
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Of all the prattish...
Just as I thought - delirious.
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Give him air! Don't touch him.
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Is there any blood? I hate blood.
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00:12:05,075 --> 00:12:09,215
Why can't we be filled
with a nice scented powder?
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Stupid... Sit still, man!
Don't move.
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Watch my lips.
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Can... you... understand... me?
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You... great... dozy... Mary!
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I think he understands.
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We are going to use this mattress
as a stretcher.
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Bring it forward.
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I say, a stretcher.
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We will roll you
onto the stretcher.
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Improvisation, you see.
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Don't let him move!
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Gerroff!
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He may be doing
irreparable damage.
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I'll damage YOU -
you great Flossie!
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Look at me ladder.
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Never mind that.
Get him on the stretcher.
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I'm all right!
Allow me to be the judge of that.
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Wait!
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Very unreasonable type.
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He'd be safe with us.
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Look what you've done!
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He's a moaner!
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Me front wheel's punctured.
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Is that all? I thought your leg
had come off.
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You think it's NOTHING?
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It's very low on any scale
of seriousness.
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I'll vouch for that.
Very small beer in the trade.
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Oh, is it? You think so, do you?
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See how YOU like it!
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I'll KILL him! Restrain yourself.
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It's just one of the ups and downs
of life. I'll KILL him!
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What happened to
"small beer in the trade" eh?
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Damn! I've left me spare wheel
with a lady who will have to remain nameless.
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Cheer up, Ogden.
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Let's see a little sunshine
in your smile. Your wheel's fixed!
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Still got to drag it back though.
We're with you all the way.
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Oh! That'll be a treat!
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Abandon you with the job
half-done? Never!
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No! Anyway, things have livened up
since we ran into you.
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HE ran into YOU.
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I missed him! Don't worry -
there'll be other chances.
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Remember, you promised to give us
a lift with that mattress.
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With you in a minute!
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I were just picking up
some broken glass.
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Did somebody rub a lamp?
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Hello!
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Can I be...
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of service?
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What is it?
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Ask him. - You ask him.
No. I'm worried about the glass.
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He's very big to be asking. Yes.
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I see you've brought a wheel.
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00:16:07,595 --> 00:16:12,455
She never said anything
about people bringing wheels.
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Who never said? Me Auntie Ivy.
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I'm working here for me Auntie Ivy.
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He's a bouncer!
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00:16:24,535 --> 00:16:27,535
No. I'm not a bouncer!
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I'm a waitress.
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Wow! That's some waitress!
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No! I tell a lie...
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No. I'm not a WAITRESS.
I'm a... GENERAL ASSISTANT.
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And they said I'd get nowhere
when I were at school!
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Yes, well... he's only a lad.
There's enough there for TWO lads!
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00:17:05,055 --> 00:17:07,735
What's thee name?
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I prefer me nickname.
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They call me "Crusher".
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Because I've got this
really TERRIFIC grip.
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Where are you going?
Suppose he gets nasty because nobody is a big tipper?
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Aye! Nobody is!
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He's big, but he's amiable.
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But he could LIKE you to death!
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Give the lad a chance.
He just needs a firm hand. Oh!
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After you.
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00:17:52,075 --> 00:17:58,494
Now then, let's have a little bit
of this general assistance!
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We want four teas,
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all milk, two with one,
220
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one with two and... sugar?
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And one without.
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Chop chop!
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4 teas. All milk. 2 with one,
one with 2 and one without.
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How many TEAS?
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MILLBURN!
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What are you doing?
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00:18:31,455 --> 00:18:33,735
And where's your overall?
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I feel such a Jessie
in that white frock.
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It's NOT a frock.
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It's an OVERALL.
You look smart in it.
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Ask anybody. Put it on!
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WHO put THAT there?
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Get it off my counter.
What do you think this place is?
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00:19:01,795 --> 00:19:05,735
If someone comes in
and gets a chunk of THAT with custard...
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I'll get a bad reputation!
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00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:15,595
No offence intended, madam.
I've merely being having a puncture repaired.
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A puncture?
You're in the right company!
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If anything reminded me
of escaping wind - it's them three!
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00:19:28,015 --> 00:19:31,975
Please accept my apologies
for any inconvenience.
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He talks nice
when he's in a panic.
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00:19:34,975 --> 00:19:37,015
He's lucky to be ABLE to talk.
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Am I to understand that you
are employing that... eh...
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Amiable young fellow, eh?
On a regular basis?
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He's learning the business.
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I am. I'm learning the business!
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The Egon Ronay Armoured Division!
247
00:20:00,915 --> 00:20:05,414
I wish I didn't
have to learn it in a tight frock!
248
00:20:05,415 --> 00:20:09,654
You look very SMART
in your overall.
249
00:20:09,655 --> 00:20:12,455
You MUST make an impression.
250
00:20:12,535 --> 00:20:16,055
Oh, he's MADE an impression! Ssh!
251
00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:22,794
That's for learning in.
But when I'm satisfied with your progress,
252
00:20:22,795 --> 00:20:26,215
we'll buy you something bigger.
253
00:20:35,455 --> 00:20:37,435
Look at that!
254
00:20:53,055 --> 00:20:54,135
Millburn!
255
00:20:54,215 --> 00:20:56,075
I want you to get...
256
00:21:04,255 --> 00:21:10,215
This is ridiculous!
Grown men fleeing. I want my wheel back.
257
00:21:13,775 --> 00:21:15,895
Can I have my wheel back?
258
00:21:16,395 --> 00:21:21,455
I think there's every chance
of you getting your wheel back!
259
00:21:21,635 --> 00:21:23,435
My wheel...
260
00:21:35,775 --> 00:21:42,435
You can recognise Ivy's bowling -
she goes straight for the middle peg!
261
00:21:43,395 --> 00:21:46,094
He's breathing better.
262
00:21:46,095 --> 00:21:50,735
Insurance men are hard to handle
when their wheels come off.
263
00:21:51,535 --> 00:21:57,534
I'm all right.
I may never have children - but lots of people don't.
264
00:21:57,535 --> 00:22:00,535
That's good news for Mrs Dugdale!
265
00:22:03,015 --> 00:22:09,055
It's a bad time for children.
You get them to 14 and their hair turns green.
266
00:22:10,215 --> 00:22:12,215
Or orange.
267
00:22:12,555 --> 00:22:15,295
Imagine... a head like a jaffa.
268
00:22:16,015 --> 00:22:21,354
Let me go now.
I'll make my way back to the car.
269
00:22:21,355 --> 00:22:25,374
It's been nice meeting you.
It's been one long...
270
00:22:25,375 --> 00:22:27,275
NIGHTMARE!
271
00:22:28,015 --> 00:22:33,855
We wouldn't abandon a chap
in difficulties. You could TRY.
272
00:22:34,535 --> 00:22:39,734
Why walk when we can get you
a ride? I have this feeling.
273
00:22:39,735 --> 00:22:41,815
His bottle's gone!
274
00:22:42,095 --> 00:22:47,075
You can give us a hand
with the mattress. Oh, goody!
275
00:22:58,955 --> 00:23:00,775
What's up with him?
276
00:23:01,195 --> 00:23:03,775
He's had a puncture.
277
00:23:04,035 --> 00:23:07,115
I'll give YOU a puncture.
278
00:23:07,535 --> 00:23:09,734
Who is she?
279
00:23:09,735 --> 00:23:12,515
Nora Batty. She's famous.
280
00:23:12,735 --> 00:23:15,534
Don't let her get me wheel.
281
00:23:15,535 --> 00:23:20,054
Clear off!
Hey up! I've only just come.
282
00:23:20,055 --> 00:23:22,134
It seems like ages!
283
00:23:22,135 --> 00:23:24,855
Relax, we can control him.
284
00:23:25,215 --> 00:23:28,994
She likes me.
We've got a big thing going.
285
00:23:28,995 --> 00:23:32,534
Don't come to me
for comprehensive cover!
286
00:23:32,535 --> 00:23:34,695
He can't pick horses either.
287
00:23:35,055 --> 00:23:37,035
I like a challenge. Yes!
288
00:23:37,155 --> 00:23:41,734
No! Come away, Foggy.
She's NEVER in a good mood -
289
00:23:41,735 --> 00:23:45,955
but this isn't one of her better
BAD moods!
290
00:23:46,535 --> 00:23:50,275
I'm not running away from this.
291
00:23:56,455 --> 00:24:00,195
I wonder
if you would be so kind...
292
00:24:02,535 --> 00:24:07,554
I... I wondered if we could have
a word with your husband?
293
00:24:07,555 --> 00:24:11,535
With HIM?
You want a word with HIM?
294
00:24:11,735 --> 00:24:15,215
Nobody ever wants a word with HIM!
295
00:24:15,375 --> 00:24:17,514
Is he in? Of course!
296
00:24:17,515 --> 00:24:21,535
I'm SURE he's in. I've seen him.
297
00:24:22,095 --> 00:24:25,735
When did I see him?
No. That was yesterday.
298
00:24:26,095 --> 00:24:30,755
He'll be in. I'll stake
my reputation he's in. Come in...
299
00:24:39,415 --> 00:24:44,374
Hey, Oggie, do you think
I've got a chance with her?
300
00:24:44,375 --> 00:24:47,375
Don't let her get the wheel!
301
00:24:47,735 --> 00:24:50,975
Wipe your feet!
302
00:25:01,175 --> 00:25:03,895
Sit down, why don't you!
303
00:25:18,995 --> 00:25:23,234
Are you sure it isn't something
I can do?
304
00:25:23,235 --> 00:25:25,974
N... no. I don't think so.
305
00:25:25,975 --> 00:25:29,195
I can think of something...
306
00:25:30,535 --> 00:25:34,035
It's nice to see a friendly face!
307
00:25:37,735 --> 00:25:39,815
It has to be HIM?
308
00:25:39,895 --> 00:25:41,895
If you don't mind.
309
00:25:42,015 --> 00:25:44,074
Why should I mind?
310
00:25:44,075 --> 00:25:49,895
No skin off MY nose
if you want a word ONLY with HIM.
311
00:25:50,615 --> 00:25:52,675
See if I care!
312
00:25:53,215 --> 00:25:55,754
I'll get him if he's not too busy.
313
00:25:55,755 --> 00:26:00,535
And if I'M not standing behind him,
he WON'T be too busy!
314
00:26:05,655 --> 00:26:08,215
Are you sure it's nothing I can do?
315
00:26:08,455 --> 00:26:10,755
N... no. Thank you.
316
00:26:13,075 --> 00:26:19,235
She never gave me ONE sympathetic
look! Did you see that?
317
00:26:19,555 --> 00:26:22,735
Not ONE sympathetic look.
318
00:26:23,195 --> 00:26:25,515
I'm losing my grip!
319
00:26:26,135 --> 00:26:28,894
Come here and see what they want!
320
00:26:28,895 --> 00:26:31,394
Who? Come and find out.
321
00:26:31,395 --> 00:26:35,795
And get rid of them QUICK!
322
00:26:39,055 --> 00:26:42,595
Ah! Human beings!
323
00:26:44,715 --> 00:26:48,095
We don't get many human beings.
324
00:26:48,715 --> 00:26:51,715
Normally it's just HER lot.
325
00:26:52,515 --> 00:26:57,715
We wondered
if you could give us a lift up the hill on your motorbike.
326
00:26:58,175 --> 00:27:05,715
We wanted to keep it a secret
from Nora, in case she invents 14 reasons for you not doing it!
327
00:27:06,135 --> 00:27:10,114
It won't be a secret now.
She'll be listening.
328
00:27:10,115 --> 00:27:12,175
She's ALWAYS listening.
329
00:27:12,715 --> 00:27:15,255
That's a lie!
330
00:27:20,435 --> 00:27:25,615
NO - he can't give you a lift.
He's FAR TOO BUSY!
331
00:27:35,775 --> 00:27:42,715
It's very good of you
to go to all this trouble and get us a lift up this hill!
332
00:27:43,895 --> 00:27:47,214
I TRIED. You HEARD me try.
333
00:27:47,215 --> 00:27:50,854
It's a pity Wally
had to stay behind
334
00:27:50,855 --> 00:27:55,375
and look after
the Herman Goering Division!
335
00:27:59,895 --> 00:28:02,534
There you are, Ogden.
336
00:28:02,535 --> 00:28:06,515
All things are possible
with help from your friends.
337
00:28:11,895 --> 00:28:15,715
Put those papers in the back.
338
00:28:50,215 --> 00:28:55,275
Are you sure you've tied it
properly this time? Give over...
339
00:28:55,555 --> 00:28:59,715
Hang on a minute! Who...
Me motor!
340
00:29:18,135 --> 00:29:20,375
Flippin' heck... f...
341
00:29:20,515 --> 00:29:24,715
Charming language
for an insurance man!
342
00:29:25,715 --> 00:29:27,754
Get me down!
343
00:29:27,755 --> 00:29:32,715
If he's going to keep doing this,
he'll have to grow some feathers!
344
00:29:38,755 --> 00:29:42,754
You know what Compo needs
to break his fall?
345
00:29:42,755 --> 00:29:47,715
If only we knew where
to get hold of a mattress!
346
00:29:47,765 --> 00:29:52,315
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