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Get on your way!
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Life is a challenge.
Tooth and claw.
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A man must seize it by the throat.
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Personally,
I've always welcomed the challenge.
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Hey up! You didn't enjoy it
at school when me and Clogger used to make you eat earwigs.
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Earwigs!? It wasn't just earwigs.
I went through the whole damn menu with monotonous regularity.
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"What's today?"
"Tuesday. Oh, it'll be earwigs."
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I never liked school. It seemed
a good idea, but they overdid it.
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They weren't selective enough.
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They let ANYBODY in.
Trouble was, they KEPT you in.
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I remember most of the teachers
being stern and having moustaches.
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Except perhaps a few of the men.
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I liked games.
Whoa-ho, I was GREAT at football.
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HE was a clumsy prong with a ball.
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I should think so,
stuffed full of earwigs.
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Being a small, plump person
gives one a lifelong attitude towards physical games.
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Style, it seemed, deteriorated
once you got into close contact.
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Nothing which was to happen later
on my honeymoon did anything to modify that conviction.
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Hey up. Sounds like Wesley's
tarting up another old banger.
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When does he come out to breathe?
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Oh, he'll be out in a minute,
flapping his old cap.
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How do, lads?
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How's it going? She's coming on.
Yesterday she sounded really rough.
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Still a bit to do yet, mind.
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Wesley always strikes me as a shade
heavy-booted. Big hammer man. Lacks finesse.
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He can mend owt, can Wesley!
In a rough, home-spun, manner.
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That's good enough for me.
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Downright SHODDY
is good enough for you.
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Only the BEST downright shoddy.
Thank you.
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I don't suppose you lads
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are interested in a little job?
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We'll listen
to any LEGAL proposition.
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I need someone absolutely
trustworthy and reliable.
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Well, that lets me out for a start.
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Ignore him. He CAN cope...
under supervision.
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I mean ONE HUNDRED PER CENT
trustworthy and reliable.
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Well, I used to be an Ovalteeny.
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I mention this in passing.
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I'm serious!
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So were the Ovalteenies!
Hitler was an Ovalteeny.
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I never knew that!
It was all hushed up, naturally.
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They made him give his badge back.
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Suggested he try
the swastika instead.
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They themselves had experimented,
advertising-wise, with the swastika.
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They decided against it
as kids were liable to swallow it.
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So they offered it to Hitler.
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I bet he loved it.
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No? No. He thought it looked
like the flag of the Isle of Man.
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Where he used to go on holiday!
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You can see his dilemma.
Was it open to the public?
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He rose all those mighty legions
only to have people saying "Who's this lot, then?"
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"Oh, they're from the Isle of Man."
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Can you imagine waking Stalin up
to say "Hey up, comrade, I think we're being invaded
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"by the Isle of Man."
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So he was on the point of rejecting
the swastika entirely. Well, you would, wouldn't you?
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Mmm. Until the lady he was annexing
at the time pointed out how dinky it would be made up as a brooch.
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Eva Braun.
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Eva Either brown or black.
But black matched his diseased toe.
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Little did they think as they swore
their oath to the Fuehrer, that they were promising to die
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for a small bloke with a dirty toe.
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The mysteries of human behaviour!
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Listen, lads, on second thoughts,
perhaps I'll try somewhere else.
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No, don't worry, Wesley.
When the time comes for action I shall stop all this drivel.
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We'll follow him anywhere.
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On account he eats earwigs.
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Come back later.
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We're closed!
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WHAT'S GOING ON!?
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We've got six customers already.
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MILBURN!
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What are you DOING
throwing customers out!?
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I've got 6 already.
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You can't throw the rest out!
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But you said
"Use your discretion when busy."
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Milburn, go in the kitchen,
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and hit yourself on the head
with something hard.
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I'd rather do that than serve
more than six customers. More than six is very confusing.
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No-one said anything
about more than six customers!
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Come in.
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Four teas!
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Oh, lovely !
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' And who is this
petal-soft party you've brought? '
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Is he going to be a regular customer
in that oily, smelly boiler suit?
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I'll wait outside.
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No! I shall treat you as if you were
a recognisable human being. Just don't lean on the walls!
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And they say old-fashioned courtesy
is dead!
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He takes life a shade literally.
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Does your wife allow you
in the house in that condition?
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WHAT condition!?
COURSE she does!
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You must have
some strange power over women. Some of us do and some of us don't!
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Hey! That's 4 teas to pay for.
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FOUR!?
We ought to do this more often !
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Thank you.
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I think she likes thee, Wesley.
Don't let me near the walls ! For God's sake keep me off them!
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I like her.
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I know she's bad-tempered
and has a voice like a foghorn,
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but at the end of the day you must
admit... she's got a lovely bosom.
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Drink your tea. Try not to sound
like someone brutalising an orange.
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Keep him off me walls!
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So, what is your little problem?
If we can help, you merely have to offer a little monetary inducement.
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Who bought the teas?
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Big spenders ! Why do we always
fall across the big spenders ?
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There MIGHT be
a couple of quid in it.
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Wow! That's really going to
bring the pound under pressure.
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On the understanding we have this
absolute confidence business fully understood.
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There's to be no gossip.
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A blue movie!
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♪ I'm going to STAR
in a blue movie. ♪
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Keep your voice down!
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It's just one of his
ill-considered witticisms. He's not starring in a blue movie.
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I don't even think
I'm up to a bit part.
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Listen, Noddy! I won't be directed
by someone who eats earwigs.
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He really eats earwigs...?
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Not in here!
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That's all you need to become
a legend in the catering trade.
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Some fool talking about
eating earwigs on your premises!
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Well, are you satisfied,
Little Motormouth?
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Will you keep it shut NOW?
Life has its ups and downs.
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One minute you're a star,
the next you're out in the street!
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No business like show business.
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Well, it's been great, lads.
Really great !
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Where's that man going?
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I'm going to look for some other
lunatics... I mean volunteers.
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Suppose they gossip?
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Suppose they can't promise the same
high degree of secrecy as my chaps?
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You don't have to worry.
None of US went to Cambridge.
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As a Corporal Signwriter, I had
the highest security clearance.
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The things I had to do for war-time
moral with never an unsteady hand!
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You would blanche at some
of the details I had to transpose into an acceptable italic.
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The truth is I've just found...
now you've got to understand this is in absolute confidence.
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Understood. I'm taking a chance.
I'm trusting you.
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Get on with it!
I AM getting on with it!
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You're a natural
for the European parliament!
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All right. Here it is.
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You're looking at a bloke
who's just found...
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He don't really eat earwigs?
Tell me I'm not about to trust some muffin that eats earwigs.
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Of course I don't eat earwigs!
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He's giving them up.
He doesn't eat earwigs.
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Is that gospel?
Cross me heart and hope to die.
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I think you just crossed
your pancreas. All right. Cross me pancreas and hope to die.
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All right. Here we go.
I must tell somebody.
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Incredible
as it's going to strike you, I've found... a Loxley Lozenge!
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You've found WHAT?
I can hardly believe it myself.
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That me - just a local lad
with only an average education -
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could find a Loxley Lozenge!
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It appears he's found
a loxley lozenge. Whssss!
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A loxley lozenge...!
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Imagine - a loxley lozenge.
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What's a loxley lozenge?
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Keep your voices down!
Don't shout the name about!
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I haven't collected it yet.
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If word gets out, some wide boy
will be here flashing money about.
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He'll be away with me Loxley Lozenge.
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How iniquitous can you get?
To make away with somebody's...
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I have to go to loo.
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I've been in a state of excitement
since the discovery as you can I... imagine...
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WHAT discovery?
What can he have discovered that's so fascinating in the loo?
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The mind boggles. Hey up, Norm.
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He's off again! What's he doing?
I don't know.
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But it looks impressive.
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Last bloke I saw with an expression
like that was attached by the nose
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to my ferret.
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I knew they did it with glue,
but I didn't know people sniffed ferrets.
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That bloke doesn't any more.
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I'll get it in a minute.
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Looks like you've already got it!
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You want to know what
a loxley lozenge is, don't you?
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Do you know what a... is?
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I read widely
the kind of information found in pocket diaries.
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It'll be filed away here
somewhere under "Miscellaneous".
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WHAT the HELL IS it, then?
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Be quiet, Little Twit. I have
to run it through the computer. He hasn't got a flaming clue!
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AH! It's a cough sweet!
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Yes, I'm getting
very strong signals now.
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Oh, a STRONG cough sweet.
Why the hell should Wesley get excited about a cough sweet!?
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I... It's a very rare cough sweet.
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Yes, yes, it's coming now. Yes.
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It's a cough sweet
with historical associations.
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It's the English cough sweet
through the ages.
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They probably sucked them
at Agincourt.
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Later on, of course, they were
a comfort to the Virgin Queen.
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Ohhh! There's more
coming through.
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CROMWELL! Cromwell denounced them
as the Devil's Baubles.
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But he rubbed his wart with one
every night.
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The cheeky monkey!
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Sensation mad!
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Of course, in Regency times,
the young bucks used to keep theirs in beautifully enamelled boxes.
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Or they'd leave a nasty stain
on your elegant cream trousers.
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I suppose that's why they fell
into disuse. How sad. Yes.
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People began popping other things
into their mouths,
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following some frivolous
continental innovation. It was the end of Loxley's Lozenge.
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It held its ground for a while
among the industrial poor who were trying to stop smoking,
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but it was a doomed lozenge.
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Yesterday's lozenge.
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And now, miraculously preserved
against the ravages of time, Wesley has found one.
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It must be covered in fluff.
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But restored and re-polished.
What an acquisition for some great museum!
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Heartiest congratulations, Wesley.
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Well, thanks!
But I often go to the toilet.
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You've put yourself
in the right hands.
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We'll help all we can with this
splendid historical artefact.
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Great!
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At first I thought you didn't know
what a Loxley Lozenge was.
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Oh, we're not barbarians.
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Tell us, Wesley. Where exactly
did you find this rare cough sweet?
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Cough sweet? Yes.
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Cough sweet!? It's a vintage car,
you big nit!
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Called a lozenge? Because it had
this beautiful, lozenge-shaped racing body. Cough sweet...!?
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Well, of course I knew
it was a vintage car.
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I was trying to persuade that fool
to pretend it was a cough sweet for security reasons.
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A code name, for security.
Operation Cough Drop.
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There won't be many survivors
of Operation Cough Drop.
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Of course, you can't tell
these motor fanatics anything in one easy lesson.
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In fact, between ourselves,
I'm coming to the conclusion that Wesley, charming though he is,
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may well be what is known
in intellectual circles as...
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quite thick.
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Right, we'll tow her home with this.
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One of you lads can drive this.
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Who's got a driving licence?
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He has. Er, yes, but I only keep it
for sentimental reasons.
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WHAT sentimental reasons?
To remind me that I'm still alive.
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Well, actually, as a matter of fact
he's... he's quite, em...
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He's got a current driving licence.
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He'll be all right. This old girl's
not as bad as she looks.
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Neither was Lavinia the Strangler!
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Just her bodywork's a bit neglected.
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So was Lavinia the Strangler's!
That's why she strangled people.
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You'll be fine.
We'll be in there with you.
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00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:35,180
Correction. We'll be out here.
230
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:40,700
Get in. You can't hurt these beasts.
They go forever, these beasts.
231
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,779
What's that mean? No brakes?
232
00:20:43,780 --> 00:20:51,740
She's got brakes. She's a perfect
lady, you can take her anywhere. You couldn't do that with Lavinia!
233
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:56,700
Shouldn't we stay outside
until he gets the feel of it?
234
00:20:56,940 --> 00:21:01,819
He'll be all right.
Just until he gets the feel of it.
235
00:21:01,820 --> 00:21:05,340
What's to feel!? 84 gear levers!
236
00:21:05,540 --> 00:21:10,060
Just use the big 'un.
It's like driving a car.
237
00:21:10,580 --> 00:21:13,460
My God! Not as bad as that!
238
00:21:33,780 --> 00:21:39,739
There's something
he's not doing right. That was absolutely terrible!
239
00:21:39,740 --> 00:21:42,160
Imagine how it feels at THIS end!
240
00:21:44,660 --> 00:21:48,699
I think I'm going to be sick.
Good idea.
241
00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:55,239
Instead of fooling about driving
why don't we go somewhere quiet and be sick?
242
00:21:55,240 --> 00:22:00,580
Why has it got all these levers?
It's an off-the-road vehicle. Oh...
243
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:06,540
It is now.
244
00:22:31,980 --> 00:22:39,279
All right. I can take a hint.
I'LL drive the Land Rover, YOU can steer the Loxley.
245
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:43,979
You can't go far wrong on tow,
just steering the Loxley.
246
00:22:43,980 --> 00:22:49,080
I can't go far wrong on tow,
just steering the Loxley.
247
00:23:04,580 --> 00:23:11,680
Do you realise... how few people...
are privileged to lay eyes... on a Loxley?
248
00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:27,659
You've been robbed!
Some chuff has nicked it and left thee THIS old heap.
249
00:23:27,660 --> 00:23:30,179
Old heap...? Old heap!?
250
00:23:30,180 --> 00:23:34,739
This is a Loxley Lozenge,
mechanically complete!
251
00:23:34,740 --> 00:23:37,199
Told you it'd be covered in fluff.
252
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,600
This is a vintage GEM!
253
00:23:40,260 --> 00:23:45,479
Whatever happened to the beautiful,
lozenge-shaped racing body?
254
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:50,139
Well, that's rotted, hasn't it?
I can rebuild that.
255
00:23:50,140 --> 00:23:55,239
The main thing is I've got all
the mechanics original and complete.
256
00:23:55,240 --> 00:24:01,199
Used to drive it standing up,
did they? That IS original.
257
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,759
I can rebuild the seats.
258
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:06,479
How are we going to steer it home?
259
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:11,379
I'll rig up some temporary seating.
There must be something round here.
260
00:24:11,380 --> 00:24:14,279
It looks like a death trap to me!
261
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:19,220
Well, you're sharing it with me.
I'm not steering THIS on me own!
262
00:24:30,580 --> 00:24:33,200
Well, TALK to me.
263
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,799
SAY something.
264
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:37,840
ANYTHING.
265
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:43,599
About what?
266
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:46,959
About anything. I don't care.
267
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:51,419
Just talk to me.
You never speak to me.
268
00:24:51,420 --> 00:24:54,400
I spoke to you yesterday!
269
00:24:54,820 --> 00:24:59,279
I asked you
where me elastic bandage was.
270
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,340
That was Monday!
271
00:25:02,020 --> 00:25:07,059
It doesn't matter where we go.
You don't talk. You just sit there.
272
00:25:07,060 --> 00:25:09,800
You used to like my company once.
273
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:14,660
Oh, aye, "once".
But I've got it all week now.
274
00:25:16,180 --> 00:25:19,579
Don't you ever think of me
as a WOMAN?
275
00:25:19,580 --> 00:25:21,940
A PERSON?
276
00:25:23,020 --> 00:25:25,960
Am I always just a wife?
277
00:25:26,820 --> 00:25:29,480
You've never been "just a wife".
278
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:34,699
You're about as much wife
as anybody could handle.
279
00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:39,080
There's nobody had more wife
than I have.
280
00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:43,440
You just sit there.
281
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:47,760
I wonder if you'd miss me
if I left.
282
00:25:47,860 --> 00:25:50,280
We could give it a try.
283
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:57,819
You're wicked! You do this "harmless
old man who loves his pigeons" act,
284
00:25:57,820 --> 00:25:59,880
but I know you're wicked.
285
00:26:01,260 --> 00:26:05,320
I suppose it's part
of me fatal charm.
286
00:26:05,940 --> 00:26:08,880
Do you want a raspberry ruffle?
287
00:26:09,060 --> 00:26:12,499
Oh, aye, I'll have
a raspberry ruffle.
288
00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:19,400
What can you do
when you live with a non-speaker who lives for raspberry ruffles?
289
00:26:20,180 --> 00:26:23,000
Take your glove off, you muffin!
290
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,400
Here.
291
00:26:36,820 --> 00:26:39,360
Don't run into the back of me.
292
00:26:39,540 --> 00:26:42,320
Just keep dabbing the brake.
293
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:46,320
The brake!? Which one's the brake?
294
00:26:47,220 --> 00:26:50,900
Well, it's the, eh... it's, em...
295
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:08,660
Brake. The brake! The BRAKE!
296
00:27:16,980 --> 00:27:19,160
I TOLD you!
297
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:21,360
Just dab the brake!
298
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:26,320
There's just one damn thing
to learn after another!
299
00:27:33,300 --> 00:27:36,139
Put her in neutral.
300
00:27:36,140 --> 00:27:41,659
Keep your hands
at three o'clock and nine o'clock.
301
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:44,240
Not too fast!
302
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,740
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