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Hey!
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Come on, Nora! Don't muck about.
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I'm not after tha' luscious body.
I want tha' to fix on my flower.
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Nora-a
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Oh, come to me, Nora
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And show the world
How much tha' cares.
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Tha'll not get
a piece of wedding-cake!
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Grrr!
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Covered in mop fluff.
You mean my suit!
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I didn't lend you it
to enliven your love life.
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Phoo! It's just that I can't resist
the opportunity to rouse her.
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You've progressed
since she threw things at you.
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I'm the only one
she goes for with a mop. And they say romance is dead!
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Aw! You look lovely.
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So why're you crying?
He's not good enough for you. Oh, Mother! Not today.
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It's just that when this day came,
I always hoped, me and your father always hoped...
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Mother! We both know me father
always hopes what he's told.
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We both hoped to see you standing
at the altar with somebody in business.
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Are you leaving me like this?
What's wrong?
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I can't see. You'll have to move it
or get me a white walking-stick.
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Blasted thing!
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I don't know why you ever finished
with 'im from t'building society.
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I hated the counting. He even
counted how many crisps in each bag.
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You'd have got a mortgage!
HIS family are common. I'm not marrying them.
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I'm dreading this. Did he have to
invite that uncle with the wellies?
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I just wanted your marriage
to have some dignity and mutual consideration.
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Is this tie all right?
No! Get your grey one. Don't be so useless.
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Get out the road!
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We'll have ONE side of this family
respectable. I shudder to think what the other lot'll be like.
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D'you really want all this
in your button-hole? Hey-up!
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Hey-up! I've found the pin.
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God!
He looks like a Japanese sniper.
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GERMAN ACCENT:
Very interesting! It'll have to do.
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He reminds me of George Raft.
What in?
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In my suit(!) Oh.
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I've lost some weight.
Well, you've had a good wash!
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Hey-up! I've had a bath!
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What?! In fragrant essence.
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Hello, matelot!
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That's enough! There's no happy
medium with him. It's ferrets...
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Or fragrant essence of ferret.
A new bath-time novelty!
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Smells like a scarlet woman. Mm.
What do you know about them?
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The nearest tha's ever been
is pale pink. On that subject, my lips are sealed.
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And you'd both hands on your wallet
and your legs crossed!
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I've dropped the pin now. Ah, leave
it, you great ninny. I'll do it.
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It's a long time
since we've been to a wedding.
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I daresay
we'll get the hang of it.
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With him you never know what you'll
get. I hope there's no fighting.
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Everybody fights at weddings!
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I don't believe it's compulsory.
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No, but there's such a thing
as tradition.
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We should leave
immediately after the wedding-cake.
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And miss the booze-up?
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Yes. The mixture of your family and
alcohol fills me with foreboding. Our Eric hardly touches a drop.
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No, what your Eric touches he tends
to drop straight into his pocket.
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They'll watch him.
He won't nick nowt.
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You see what we're in for?
It's the social event of the year! Don't worry.
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It's a bit like flying. When you
consider how many weddings there are, you see what a safe way it is to go.
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It's just that, at weddings,
if there is an accident, it's usually rather a nasty one.
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Why don't you polish that mirror?
I'll show you how to get a high gloss on all your bright surfaces.
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You can't say fairer than that(!)
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Oh, heck! I can't do it.
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Why do I want to polish t'mirror?
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You genuinely don't realise
what great pleasure there is to be had polishing things?
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Well, are you ready, then? No, wait.
I've got to get my pressie. Ooh!
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Oh, I say, I say, I...That is...
That is very nice. Yes.
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And it works! Yes, very tasteful,
that. I think so.
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Sometimes you astonish me.
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What? What he means is, he's just
got used to you as a no-good scruff.
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I see. Then you produce
something stolen like this.
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I got that from 'Ilda's club.
Just checking. No hard feelings?
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I know when I'm hurt. How?
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I get this craving for cheese!
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Why don't you fight it?
I can't. I'm a weak persona.
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Is that why they cut your ears off?
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Whassat? Heck! They were there
a couple of minutes ago.
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Get them found and let's wrap the
present. Why do we want to wrap it?
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No sense of occasion!
You want a neat parcel. Where's the box it came in?
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Over here. I don't suppose you've
any fancy wrapping-paper. No, but I've some red electricity bills!
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Perhaps we can borrow
some paper from Nora Batty.
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I wouldn't. She's in a very
anti-social mood this morning.
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Hey-up!
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Wait!
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I don't trust my ferrets.
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There's a way of doing these things
without upsetting people. It's called politeness.
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It's about having
an instinct for the courtesies that smooth life's pathways.
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Good morning. I...
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SUPPRESSED LAUGHTER
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Ahem. Ahem. Ahem.
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And don't be inviting everybody
back to the house. Me? Yes, you.
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Some ale down you and you
start acting like Charlie Claw! Rubbish!
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Just watch your big mouth, that's
all. I don't mind a select few but no mob of the bridegroom's family.
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He can't help them. He doesn't
have to! They'll help themselves. And keep an eye on t'presents.
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Don't go looking for trouble, not
today! Looking for it! We've even sent out printed invitations!
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Just be thankful
she's marrying a nice quiet lad.
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D'you think she'll teach him
to talk? He's shy.
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You can be worse things than shy.
Besides once she's married, when'll he ever get the chance to talk?
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It's time, Gordon.
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Gordon? Are you in there?
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GOR-DON!
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I'll be out in a minute, Mam.
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Taxi's due and Mrs Wummock's here
to wish you luck. I don't know her.
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Course you do!
She plays t'organ at Wheatsheaf.
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Never go in.
Well, I do.
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Perhaps she's come to wish YOU luck.
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Gordon! Come out!
Mrs Wummock's downstairs and wants to have a drink with you.
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It's too early.
You don't have to drink, love, just be there.
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How long have you been going
in the Wheatsheaf?
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Does it matter?
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You want to get married,
don't you, love?
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Course, I do.
But there'll be people there.
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You should try to like people.
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I do. Behind their backs.
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It's meeting them I don't like.
Oh, you're queer!
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Surely the rumours will stop now
for a while!
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Now all we need to do is fix it
firmly with some sticky-tape.
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Foggy... Just a minute. But...
JUST a moment. Foggy, look, maybe...
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I'll be finished in just a moment!
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Him won't listen. He's a man of
action. Napoleon was just the same.
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I'll be with you in a moment!
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Ooh! You've got to admire
his powers of concentration.
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It's wonderful how far you can go
towards leadership without ever listening to anybody.
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There now!
Doesn't that look better?
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Oh, true! Marvellous, marvellous.
There's just one thing, Foggy. Mm?
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What's in here? Nothing.
He tried to tell you. Yes.
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No! Don't you try that!
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No doubt, there'll be
a professional hack photographer,
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but when it comes to catching
spontaneity, informal moments, give me a talented amateur every time.
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Oh, every time. I shall mingle
unobtrusively with the other guests.
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That's another secret of
good photography. The photographer must be inconspicuous.
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Stop mauling that parcel.
It's got so much sticky-tape, it'll take him a week to undo it!
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Put it in your pocket. Half the joy
of a gift is in the unwrapping.
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That's what I keep telling Nora
Batty but she won't unwrap nowt.
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Don't! I want you to make a good
impression. He thinks I'm a peasant.
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Doesn't he know
you're an international playboy and jewel thief? He must've forgot.
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You could fool him with that
disguise. It's almost perfect.
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What're you talking about?
It's absolutely perfect.
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How do, Eric? All right, kid?
Hey-up, Malcolm!
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Want a beer, kid? Oh, ah!
Not just yet, thank you.
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Whatcha doing? Come on! Oh!
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Who's that poof?
Must be one of t'bridesmaids.
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If they must drink in the street,
they could use glasses.
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I should take them out
two glasses. Foggy...
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I want you to promise me you won't
behave like a suicidal lion-tamer
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with those two big shaggy creatures.
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I know how to handle men!
That's our Malc and our Eric.
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One can only hope
they don't breed in captivity.
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Hang on, I'm coming.
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Ooh, hell! I told him you'd be here.
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Hello, Bill! Gordon, come on!
Stop dawdling. Everybody's waiting. Go on!
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ERIC:
Have you got your L-plates?
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Who got you ready, your mam?
LAUGHTER
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Get them off!
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Haven't you forgot summat?
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No, you daft ape! Y-y-your best man.
Oh, you gormless thing, you are!
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Damn step!
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If I fancy a bird...
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She wants a man, not a Marley.
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I don't like anybody else
looking at her.
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Tough!
Like you've just been looking at her.
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I might offer her my protection.
She's had mine since her husband ran away.
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Hasn't got you very far.
Time somebody else had a go.
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ERIC:
Yeah?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Why don't we go
to some other wedding?
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Quick!
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Oh, you are slow.
Go on, get out of here!
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Come here. Oh!
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If you didn't want to be conspicuous,
you picked a helluva best man!
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GORDON:
Come on!
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Hurry up!
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Get in.
Steady, steady! Ouch!
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Hey!
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I'll drive. It's something to do.
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Good to see you, love.
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I knew you'd do me proud. Come on.
I'm so glad you were able to come. Come on, love.
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Make yourselves at home,
then we'll go to t'church. Just be a minute.
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Oh!
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Oh! Oh!
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SHRIEK
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Oh! I'm that there flush
that I'm forgetting me manners.
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Anyway, you do know Flo and Fred.
Shan't be a minute. I'll just take me curlers out.
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Get...g-g-get out of it!
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Oh!
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Have a peppermint. I don't smoke.
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A-hem. Would you...?
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Oh.
Not just now, thank you.
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Not just now, thank you.
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Haven't you ever seen
a non-peppermint-eater before?
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You see what you get when
you do away with National Service.
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I never got that when they did away
with National Service!
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Oh! Oh, dear, this...
You'll have to prune that shrubbery, you know.
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You'll get greenfly in your ear. Oh!
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Oo-er!
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Cor! Look! Look at that! Cor!
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Cor!
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Come here. Come away! Gerroff!
Come away.
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God knows what they might do
if they get in your bushes!
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It's very interesting.
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HORN SOUNDS
Are we ready then? So sorry to spoil your chat. Mini-bus is waiting.
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Oh, you look nice in that hat, Flo.
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You know what Flo's like if you keep
her waiting. Come on, get out there.
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JULIE! It isn't your turn yet!
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Go on! Hurry up into that mini-bus.
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I don't know. God help us!
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F 16. Oh, that's nice language
for a church, that is.
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Come on.
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Out of it.
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Come on!
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You're in my light.
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No, you're in the light.
You're...You...
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I've told you innumerable times
not to stand in my light.
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Since when has it been your light?
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Dewhurst's jopping sunlight. Phew!
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You've got a keen photographer's
instinct, Foggy, for not exposing yourself before big shaggy fellows.
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ORGAN PLAYS
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Cheer up! I should ask for a last
fag and a blindfold, if I were you.
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Eh!
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Hi, Bobby! Aargh! Bobby. Oh!
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I don't know what you're on about.
He's the one that's getting wed!
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Sit down!
Now listen...Argh! Oh, God!
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Eh, Dolly, we'll sit here.
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We'll sit here.
We're sitting here!
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Would you like a hymn book?
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Thanks. The numbers are on the board.
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Psst! Psst!
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Can I find it for you? Oh,
it is nice to have a gentleman...
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That's the one. Thanks.
FINGER SNAPPING
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Ah...
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00:22:42,531 --> 00:22:44,631
Ah-ah...
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Ah-CHOO!
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Would you mind
just stepping this way?
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00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:39,391
You don't pay him now.
They send a bill.
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00:23:39,391 --> 00:23:42,491
You shouldn't make people wait
for money.
236
00:23:42,491 --> 00:23:46,531
Just remember you're going to be
on view forever here.
237
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Try not to look uneasy
in your best suit.
238
00:23:49,771 --> 00:23:56,451
So often in wedding photos,
there's embarrassed fathers pining for their overalls.
239
00:24:25,091 --> 00:24:28,291
Murph, come on.
I can't find the ring.
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00:24:38,851 --> 00:24:42,171
Oh! Aargh! Oh!
241
00:24:44,231 --> 00:24:47,211
What're you doing? Shut up!
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00:24:47,211 --> 00:24:50,091
Me button-hole! Shut up! Ach!
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00:24:50,991 --> 00:24:53,671
AAARGH! OOOH!
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00:24:55,651 --> 00:24:57,951
SIREN BLARES
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00:25:19,371 --> 00:25:22,411
SIREN BLARES
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00:25:24,811 --> 00:25:28,431
Dear me! How very unfortunate!
247
00:25:28,431 --> 00:25:32,651
And who is to be the new best man?
248
00:25:36,291 --> 00:25:38,411
He is.
249
00:25:40,071 --> 00:25:43,291
Me uncle Bill!
250
00:25:44,271 --> 00:25:49,071
Hey-up then! In that case,
what about it, your vicarage?
251
00:25:49,071 --> 00:25:52,711
Everybody inside. Don't hang about!
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00:25:52,711 --> 00:25:56,331
We're very busy today.
Foggy, come on.
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BRIDE:
..sickness and health... ..health.
254
00:26:00,291 --> 00:26:03,291
VICAR:
To love, cherish and obey.
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..obey. To love, cherish and obey!
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00:26:06,531 --> 00:26:09,311
VICAR:
Till death us do part... ..part.
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VICAR:
..I give thee my troth. ...troth.
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Till death us do part and thereto...
thereto... ..I give thee my troth. ..thee my troth!
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00:26:20,751 --> 00:26:23,911
Oh. Ta. Er...
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00:26:23,911 --> 00:26:27,591
What? The ring!
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00:26:27,591 --> 00:26:30,331
The ring?
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The ring...
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00:26:33,491 --> 00:26:36,271
The ring...
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00:26:37,731 --> 00:26:40,551
Have you got the ring?
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00:26:40,551 --> 00:26:42,991
The... Oh! ..hospital.
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00:26:42,991 --> 00:26:48,871
It's gone to the hospital.
It's gone to the hospital. With the other best man.
267
00:26:48,871 --> 00:26:52,971
Can't somebody fetch it? Please!
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CLEGGIE:
Did you have to volunteer?
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00:26:56,911 --> 00:27:05,391
I'm trained to make rapid decisions.
Did you have to volunteer for me? I'm not going alone with these two.
270
00:27:05,391 --> 00:27:08,831
Have I to make a speech? Not now!
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00:27:08,831 --> 00:27:11,551
ERIC:
Denby Street's quickest.
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MALCOLM:
Rubbish!
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Oh, my God,
they're fighting over the wheel. ARGUING
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BRAKES SCREECH
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00:27:32,011 --> 00:27:35,151
(You're doing wonderfully.)
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00:27:35,151 --> 00:27:38,331
HEY-UP! I've got it. I've got...
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00:27:38,331 --> 00:27:41,291
(I've got it!)
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00:27:47,171 --> 00:27:50,791
Now then. Where were we?
279
00:27:53,251 --> 00:27:55,811
Ah! Yes.
280
00:27:55,811 --> 00:27:58,331
Ah. The ring!
281
00:27:58,331 --> 00:28:01,411
Oh-oh-oh! The ring!
282
00:28:02,951 --> 00:28:07,471
ALARM CLOCK RINGING
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00:28:07,471 --> 00:28:11,831
RI-I-ING
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00:28:11,831 --> 00:28:15,011
Oh, give it to me!
RI-I-ING
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RI-I-ING
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00:28:16,451 --> 00:28:18,851
Stupid!
RI-I-ING
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RI-I-ING
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