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I lost my badge

What?

You lost what?

- Sorry - What?

Do you think sorry will take care of everything?

The entire staff at the Blue House needs to get a new badge because of you!

I lost my badge

I'm sorry

Who do you think you are?

Who do you think you are, huh?

How can a presidential bodyguard lose his badge?

And you call yourself a presidential guard?

You're rotten to the core, aren't you?

Find then, quit if you want!

lf you don't' want to put up with this, it's not too late to quit!

Instead of putting the entire team to shame

Hello?

Security Director Mr. Park?

This is Director Lee of the 2nd division

I'm calling to report that one of my staff has lost his badge

Yes, I'm sorry

Put this temporary mark on your lD

We'll be using the temporary mark until we get a new badge

Please attach them to your lD

Let's just go eat

It's not like your badge will suddenly appear because you skipped your meal today

No use in crying over spilled milk

Which imbecile is he?

The seniors are talking about discipline again thanks to one rotten apple

And I thought we were off the hook for a while

Well, it is embarrassing

No one would mind if it was from the secretary's office

But this is the presidential security services!

Think of how much everyone's going to trash-talk about us?

Oh yeah, how long's your pay cut?

3 months? 2 months?

Hey, take me too!

Why do you want to come here instead of the cafeteria nearby?

You don't know what they're gonna do to me if they catch me there

Didn't you see them?

I'm the rotten apple and a public enemy right now

I can't go eat there

Anyways, I'll be dining here until we get a new badge

They're gonna find out anyways

Wearing that visitor's badge is like announcing to everyone

that you're the bonehead who lost his badge

I guess that'll be your scarlet letter for a while, huh?

I feel so sorry for you

Ladies, come out and take your stickers

- A sticker? - I know!

It seems like a bonehead lost his badge

We need to put this sticker on until we get a new one

Goodness

Which bonehead is it this time?

What a waste of money!

They need to make a new badge for all the staffs here

Anyways, we should humiliate imbeciles like that in public!

It's always the same ones who lose it again and again and make trouble for everyone else

Should we go investigate who the bonehead is?

Forget it

Don't come this way, don't come this way!

- Just don't come this way! - Ooh La La!

You're getting down to business, huh?

Pretending to stop by for a bite on your way somewhere?

Cute, very cute!

Well, hello there!

Oh, hi

What bring you guys here?

Don't sit down, don't sit down!

Just don't sit here!

Come on, I know you want me to No need to be shy

It's okay Mama's gonna make it alright

Round one Start game!

How do you like your food?

Oh, it's good

I know it's troublesome, but please come visit our cafeteria once in a while

We have a lot of plans for this year

And I'm really trying hard to diversify our menu too

Come enjoy our food often, and tell others about it, please?

Sure

Besides, he said he's going to eat here only from now on

Really?

Ooh La La!

You really are into me!

Why, Mr. Bong-Gi?

What do you mean, why?

It's because I want to see you everyday

Stop kidding around

- You evil chick - Huh?

I'm thinking about going to Seoul, Grandma

I have to

I have to go, right?

I want to find my mom and dad

I really want to find them

Got it

Place your hands and knees shoulder width

Good

Like this, as if you're crawling

Any plans for dinner?

No, just breakfast with the other first lady

Now breathe in as you lift your chin up

Keep your waist down, and look at the ceiling

Over there, way up

What about dinner?

I thought we can invite Joon-Won for dinner

That's great

But I heard he has night shift

He's taking the night shift for I 00 days because of what happened

He can't go home

I'm so worried over him

Invite Hyo-Won too

She's in America

Oh yeah, I forgot

Now, breathe out as you look at your stomach

Roll your back to form a circle

Hold your position, and stretch your arms up front

Breathe out, and make sure your chin, arms, and armpits are reaching the floor like this

Good morning

I want to invite Joon-Won for dinner, Chef

Here

What would you like for dinner?

Tell me if there's anything you'd like

What should we eat?

Why are you asking me that?

Ask Joon-Won

You're right We should get something Joon-Won wants

He probably can't get a decent meal

I'll tell you after I talk to him

Okay

Drink everything

Do you have to wake me up right now, instead of getting a haircut after your work?

Anyway, both of you Nam's are the weirdest people on earth

Stop yawning, and give me a decent haircut

Are you going someplace nice?

Nice? Yeah right

Where are you guys going, really?

To Byukjae Today's my mom's memorial

Oh yeah

It's this time of the year

Are you getting a haircut after an absolution to look nice when you go see your wife?

You're spitting on me

Shut up and cut it now

- I have to go to work - Okay!

I'm sorry, Bong-Ja

I need to pay Mr. Chung back for the hospital bills and the funeral expenses

Besides, I can't take you to Seoul with me

Besides, I can't take you to Seoul with me

After all that you've done for me, I'm selling you off because I don't need you

What can I say?

But I promise you that I'll use this money only when I need to

Bong-Hee!

Why are you still here?

Where's Bong-Sun and Bong-Soo?

Are you by yourself?

Did you jump off the truck?

Did you get off because you knew they were taking you away?

Or is it because you missed me?

I'm going to Seoul, Bong-Hee

What should I do with you?

What should I do with my poor Bong-Hee?

Chang Joon-Won

Excuse me, Ma'am!

Yes?

How do I get to this hospital?

Oh, here?

lf you want to go here, take the No. 4 subway line until you get to Chungmuro

Then switch to No. 3 until you get off at Baeksung station

What's No. 4 line?

And No. 3 too?

Subway lines!

Subway?

What's that?

Is that like a bus?

You don't know what a subway is?

It's like a train that travels underground

What?

We're not moles!

Why do we have to travel through a hole in the ground when we have streets like this?

Do you know how hard it is to dig a hole?

Then you can just take the bus

Okay

Where do I take the bus?

The bus?

lf you walk out here, you'll see a crossroad

Take the crosswalk and turn left

You'll see a bus stop Got it?

Huh?

You see the main road there, right?

Walk out this way, and you'll see a big crossroad

Then take the crosswalk

Huh?

You still don't get it?

Hey, pay up!

What?

You have to pay your bus fare!

What do you mean, bus fare?

How come you're only telling me to pay?

Are you trying to rip me off because I'm from the country? Who do you take me for?

You didn't say anything to that woman over there and this lady over here

Why me?

That's because they paid their bus fare

Hey lady, do you have a bus card in that bag?

What card?

Pay in cash It's 90 cents

You can't bring the duck in here

This is a bus for people

What?

Why not?

You let that dog in!

How come a dog is okay, but a duck isn't?

Both of them are not people, you know

Are you looking down on me just because I'm from the country or something?

Fine, just go inside

What are you looking at?

It's not like your arms are broken

How come no one's offering to help?

Bunch of selfish people!

Hey you!

Stop staring at me, and help me out here!

Haven't you heard of male chivalry?

Are you deaf?

How come you're not answering me?

This bag's killing me!

Like what they say about how dogs have the best of life

That puppy's hairpin looks so much better than the one I have

Dear Auraji boatman

Ferry me over, will you?

The gingers of Sarigol are about to fall

The fallen gingers can stay with the fallen leaves

I miss my love for all seasons, I can't go on

Why does a frog leap?

He wants to go further

Why am I smiling?

I want to get to know you

Why, oh why, why do you have to be

So charming to my eyes

Why do you have to be?

It's a major operation that takes at least 8 hours

Even I don't know when he'll be done

I see

Who should I say came by?

It's Bong...

It's okay

I can just wait and meet him when he's done

I don't want to bother him when he's in surgery

Uh. . . I don't think we can have that duck in here

Why don't you wait in the main lobby on I st floor?

Huh? The lobby?

I did come like he told me to

But what am I supposed to do now?

I wonder where the restroom is?

Excuse me

Can I ask you a question?

What?

Teach me how to use this toilet

What?

Did you run away from home?

No, I didn't!

Why are you dropping the honorifics? You don't even know me!

You can drop 'em too then

Hey hillbilly

Or should I say, Ugly Duckling?

Hey Ugly Duckling

Take your pants off and sit down here to do your business

Then press this to flush

Okay?

I'm so stupid

Have fun

What the heck's going on?

One, two, three, four, five, six. . .

This is for Mr. Chang

This is for getting a place for us to stay

Let's ask the nurse to hold our bags for us and go out to eat

And let's check out Seoul too

We still have a long time to wait before Mr. Chang can see us

Have a good time I'll hold your bags for you

Hey, careful!

It's you again!

What a coincidence

Have a nice day Bye, bye!

Thief!

It's a thief!

A thief, a thief!

Stop the thief!

Stop the thief!

It's a thief!

Stop the thief!

It's a thief, a thief!

My money!

My money!

My purse!

No need to be alarmed

No one's here

I did get a phone call from my mother

But I don't think I can make it because of my night shifts

You know that too I can't even go home

People think the hospital director has called you to his place

There's no need to worry

Please put your clothes on

I'm sorry, but can we switch clothes?

She'll get worried if I go dressed like this

Sure

Mom!

Joon-Won!

How have you been?

Father!

I'm sorry I gave you so much trouble

It's okay Sit down

- You lost weight again - Not that much

- I think Father lost weight - Me? Not that much

I heard you got hurt Are you okay?

I heard you got a cast Did you take it off?

Did you install a camera in the hospital or something?

I'm all better now

I took the cast off yesterday

That's nice to hear

Getting hurt is bad enough, but hypothermia is very serious

You're right

It seems like the heaven helped you because you're such a good man

I was helped by a person, not heaven

She was a very nice and pretty lady too

What?

Excuse me!

Sir?

The man over there Who is he?

The president of Zambia

His name is. . . I don't know his name

No, no

No the foreigner

The Korean man!

You don't know who he is?

He must be pretty famous if he's on a TV the size of a while

Are you asking because you really don't know?

Of course I'm asking because I don't know

I'm not crazy

Why would I ask something I already know?

But then again, no one in a madhouse would say she's crazy

This is driving me nuts!

I know I saw him somewhere!

I'm sure he's someone I know!

But I can't quite put my finger on it I don't know where I saw him

You don't know where you saw him? You probably saw him in the news!

The news?

He's the president! He's our president!

What?

The president?

What a pity. . . At such a young age. . .

The president?

That's not what I meant

I heard you don't even get 3 hours of sleep?

I do sleep 3 hours

lf I even add up all the minutes I doze off during daytime, I get more sleep than you

How's Ji-Soo?

Well...

Better...

She'll get better

Let's talk about her after dinner

Okay, let's eat

Okay

What?

Give up?

What do you mean, give up?

The only time i give up is when I'm tired of counting cabbage

So stop talking like a farting gat and find me my money!

Here we go again! By the way, what's cabhage and gat?

What do you mean?

A gat is a gat And a cabhage is a cabhage!

Don't you know what a gat is?

Meow, meow!

Oh, a cat?

So you're telling me to stop talking like a farting cat

- Then what's a cabhage? - Goodness

What kind of a cop doesn't know anything?

How can you be Korean and still not know what cabhage is?

- Don't you eat kimchi? - Of course I do

- What do you make kimchi with? - With cabbage, of course

So cabhage is means cabbage

So the only time you give up is when you're tired of counting cabbage

What kind of a dialect is harder to understand than English?

Let's stop now

Of course we want to find it for you

But we don't know anything!

It's like finding a needle in the sand

That doesn't mean you can't find it! So what if it's in the sand?

lf you run around, you'll eventually get pricked by the needle!

Find it for me, please!

Hey!

Do something about that duck for a change!

Just go home for now, okay?

lf I do find it, I'll call you at. . .

Here it is, Chang Joon-Won

I'll call him

I won't go!

I can't go!

Not without that money

Do you know how I made that money?

I had to sell Bong-Ja for that money!

Bong-Ja's not the only one I had to sell!

I had to sell Bong-Soo, Bong-Suh, and everyone else so I can come to Seoul

I need to pay my grandma's hospital bills and funeral expenses with that money

I need that to move into Seoul

My poor grandma. . .

My poor grandma. . .

She didn't even go to the hospital

She had to take in all that pain so she can give me that money

Hey! Hey!

The duck, the duck! Can't you shut him up?

What kind of cops are you guys?

How are you going to catch criminals if you can't even catch a duck?

Look here, officer

Don't just give up because you think it's too hard

Find a way!

Humans are smarter than ducks!

I don't care if it's finding a needle in the sand, or even in the ocean

I need to get that money back!

So let's put our heads to good use and find it!

Okay?

Okay?

I can't remember the last time I've been this full

How's your car?

Take me for a ride sometime

I think you got a phone call

How come you're not picking up?

I don't know this number

I think it's a telemarketer

They want to send her to America?

Yes

That's not a bad idea

For both Ji-Soo and you

No, Mom

No, Father

Okay

Bring her with you sometime

It's been a while since I last saw Ji-Soo

Okay

Wanna play a game of table tennis?

Sure

I'm not gonna go easy on you just because you're the man here, Mr. President

As you wish

Hello?

Is that the hospital?

I'm calling because I want to talk to Mr. Chang Joon-Won

What?

He left?

No, it's okay

Bye

Stop! Stop!

I'm late! I'm really late!

Come on! I'm not lying!

My dad's really waiting for me right now!

Director! Director!

Sang-Jik!

Come on!

Stop it!

Come on, stop it! I said, stop it!

I'm not in the mood for kendo right now! Why are you doing this to me?

Sorry

Today's my mom's memorial

I need to go see my mom

What? Her memorial?

Why did you come here then?

Because I don't want to go

I don't want to go see my mom

Why?

Because I feel bad

For what?

Aren't you going?

I thought your Father's waiting

I have to

We'll make up this round next time

Besides, this isn't kendo! It's complete violence!

What's the 'jonshim' we talk about in kendo?

'jonshim?'

Keep your mind alert and well-prepared at all times

I think

We're not doing kendo training for nothing

We can't afford to make a single mistake in our job

Please, be alert

Be alert even when you're asleep

Be alert even in your dream, man

Sorry

I know I've been slacking off

I apologize

Okay then

But you know, just because I apologized doesn't mean this isn't unfair!

Remember what I told you?

That evil chick did that to me!

She hid it because she wanted to get me in trouble!

She hid it because she wanted to get me in trouble!

Don't you think she's so evil?

That tramp!

This is all her fault!

Now that I mention again, I'm getting goose bumps right now!

I swear, if I ever see her one more time in my life!

She's gonna get it!

Director!

Bong-Hee

Where should we go now, Bong-Hee?

That jerk!

You're really not coming, aren't you?

What kind of a son are you?

Your mom's waiting for you!

Is that you, Bong-Gi?

How have you been, Grandma?

I'm in Seoul now

I came today

But Grandma, what should I do?

I lost all the money I made from selling Bong-Ja

I'm such an idiot. . .

Such a blockhead. . .

How can l?

After all that you've done to give me that money. . .

I'm sorry

I'm sorry, Grandma

I'm really sorry

I'm so sorry

Grandma. ..

Grandma. ..

What a sorrowful lament

You need to cry your heart out like that when you're in sorrow

But you don't even know how to cry

What a jerk

Come over here

Here, drink it

Good, good

Time to eat!

Hurray for Mr. Chang!

Thank you

How's everything?

I thought you went home!

Did you already forget that I'm on night duty for 100 days?

Oh no, I forgot I told her you already left

There was a phone call for you

Who was it?

I didn't get the name

But it was a she speaking in a dialect

- A woman speaking dialect? - Yes

She sounded like she was from Kangwon Province

Oh yeah! The bag!

I think she's the girl who left her bag here!

A girl from Kangwon? She came here?

Yes

This is her bag

She looked really young

Subtitles provided by MBC America