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Miss Bong-Soon

Miss Bong-Soon!

Miss Bong-Soon!

Hey misters, can you guys hear me?

lt's me, Bong-Soon!

Hi Bong-Soon!

Don't shoot this way, okay?

We have people here, okay?

Oki doki!

Thanks a bunch!

l'll just walk

It does that sometimes

I can walk l'm giving you a hard time

I can pull you, but I can't carry you

What if you slip and fall down?

l'm done It won't fall out again

I bet my life on it

Wanna see how fast this is?

Miss Bong-Soon! Miss Bong-Soon!

Miss Bong-Soon!

Miss Bong-Soon!

Are you okay?

You were a doctor?

When did this happen? Are you sure you're a girl?

It was all thanks to someone

ls this from yesterday because of me?

Today's scars are all thanks to someone too

Next, forhead

What a nice weather we have today

The forsythias are so pretty too

Yes

Where? Kangwon Province?

Okay, got it

l'll just take care of it

That's what l'll tell Mr. Pres. . . I mean, your father too

Okay

Hey Ji-Hyun, pinch me

- You have to keep your promise, okay? - Of course!

You can trust me

We'll only hold hands tonight

Relax, relax, okay?

Just imagine the emerald ocean, the rainbow fish, and the two of us enjoying scubadiving

Okay

Let's go inside I have a lot of things to buy

Let's go!

Hold on, Ji-Hyun

Why? Did you call to wish me a safe trip?

What?

Heck no I was about to go inside

I already said, no Ask someone else

Director

Director? Director!

What's wrong, Bong-Gi?

Nothing

What?

- Are you here for a cut? - No

l'm here to cut that man shaving over there

Wait until l'm finished

How come you're not picking up, huh?

He sprained his ankle while hiking in the night

He can't do long distance driving, so you go and drive him back

The train leaves tomorrow at 9 A.M. Someone will be waiting when you get there

He's a good friend of mine, so escort. . . I mean, bring him back safely

You better not throw your temper at my friend, okay?

You better not!

Father!

Father!

Are you okay?

On a narrow street, one wrong move leads to an accident

What if you hit a little kid's bicycle instead of your father?

l'll stop now, since half of that wicked temper is from me

But do something about that temper of yours, before you slander more people

- Got that? - Okay, okay

Why are you doing this to me? Do you want to see me drop dead?

Get out! Get out, you tramp!

You can sleep around as much as you want after you leave this house!

Do I still look like a woman to you?

Take a good look at me! Am I a woman?

Do you think this is a woman?

l'm not a woman, Mother!

Only a blind man will see me as a woman!

You're the only one in this world who thinks your daughter-in-law is a woman!

I was late because Ok-Hee kept on talking to me. l'm not lying, Mother!

What are you doing?

Grandma, this is so good

I didn't know kids thesedays know what buckwheat noodles are

lt's my father's favorite dish

He thinks it's a pity that he can't eat this in Seoul

ls your father from here?

No, he said he stayed in Kangwon Province for a short while about 23 or 24 years ago

Since food was scarce back then, I think he ate these buckwheat noodles and potato soup

He still craves them to this day

Doesn't he have better things to crave?

Grandma, do you feel unwell anywhere?

You do, right

No

l'm not sick

l'm perfectly fine

Grandma

lf you're sick, tell him the truth

He's a doctor

You're a doctor?

l'll examine you after we're done eating, Grandma

Examine me? Yeah right!

I feel fine, so why don't you just worry about yourself!

I need to feed Bongja

Why?

Does my grandma look sick?

No, she's an old woman

So I thought she should get a check-up

You know. . . about that check-up. . .

- I want to get one too - Why? ls something wrong?

Yes

l've bene keeping it a secret because I didn't want my grandma to get worried

But my stomach's been really gaseous

I have trouble digesting, and it's been hurting as if I have the gripes

I even have dizziness

And what's even more serious is. . .

lt's okay You can tell me

Well. . .something keeps on wiggling in there and itches a lot

You need to tell me exactly where it wiggles and itches

My butthole

ls it serious?

No, it's nothing

Just go to the pharmacy and get some mawworm medicine

Your butthole itches because of pinworms

lt'll be gone after you take your medicine, so there's no need to worry

Okay

Butthole. ..

He'll call when he gets there

Just open it like this to take the call

She said she'll be at the marketplace

Do we have to sell Bong-Gil, Grandma?

She specifically said she wanted Bong-Gil What can I do?

You're gonna miss the bus Hurry up

Sorry

l'll be back

We can have as much fun with two nights and three days as much as

we would've with a three nights four days trip

There's enough time

lt's a 9pm flight, so I can just get to Seoul by 5pm tomorrow

I think it's was a revelation There were just two seats left

Ji-Hyun, so what I mean is. . .

Ji-Hyun!

lf I get stood up tomorrow again, we're over

What are you going to do aobut this?

l'm sorry

lt's his first time hearing a phone ring

He was just really surprised

I was asking what are you going to do about my shoes

Do what?

Just wipe it off

What are you doing? Wipe it off

What?

Wipe it off before the egg hardens

Do you know how much this cost?

- Pay me! - What?

I said, pay me! lsn't that the way it's supposed to be?

Aren't you supposed to volunteer to compensate me before I even bring it up?

What kind of a woman has no manners?

What kind of a man gets so ugly over a little egg on his shoes?

And don't talk to me like that! You don't even know me!

People stay away from shit because it's dirty, not because they're scared of them

- What? - Hold it

Bong-Gil, stay still if you don't want to get punched in the face

What? What did you just say?

Say it one more time!

Bong-Gil, let's just put up with this filthiness

lf we don't, we'll look just as filthy as he does He looks disgusting from head to toe

Let's go to Seoul with me

I mean, you have to

Forget it

I have no money, no strength, and heard that they're no hope

l'm freezing to death, I hate you to death, and l'm starving to death. . .

I always talked about death, but never realized it really was coming for me

What should I do?

The things l've done to my poor Bong-Soon because I didn't know it would end like this. ..

What should I do with her?

I can't leave her alone in this mountain by herself!

I can't rest in peace like this!

Get yourselves some astragalus! Cirsium setidens Nakai!

Bellflowers, Siberian Ginseng, black beans, and millet! We have everything!

Hey! Let's go!

Get some astragalus!

We have cirsium setidens Nakai too!

We have bellflowers, Siberian Ginseng, black beans, and millet too!

I said, let's go! Come on!

Hey! I need to sell these off first!

lf you want to go, then help me out here! - What?

Why would I want to help you? l'm not that crazy!

He's not so bad when he's not drunk lt's that he turns into a dog when he's drunk

What?

How much for all the Cirsium seitdens you have?

Huh?

They're 10 dollars You want them?

Bathroom break

Keep an eye on Bong-Gil Make sure he doesn't run away!

Keep it up! I won't hold my filthy temper anymore either!

Watch out!

Stop it right there!

Bong-Gil!

Man, I think l'm gonna starve to death!

Hey, isn't there a fast food place nearby?

What food place?

Like a store?

A store that sells what?

Oh my gosh! A store that sells hamburgers!

Don't you know what a hamburger is? You don't even have hamburgers in here?

What do you mean, I don't know?

We have them here too Follow me

But this is a supermarket!

The supermarkets in your neighborhood sell hamburgers too?

Here

See? We have them here too

I thought I saw a cigarette light

And wondered if you came

That wretched firefly got me again

Arirang Arirang Arariyo

Send me over to the Arirang hill

Here we are

Shall we sit?

- Sure - This is too crowded

- Sit down like this - lt's nice!

Stop! Stop!

Not the singing! The bus!

Hey mister, stop the bus!

I said, stop the bus!

Were you running all over the place just to find that picture scrap?

This is extremely important

l'm dead meat if I lose this

Like this

For realz!

What kind of a lame excuse is that?

Hey!

This is all because of you and that chicken of yours! You should be the one who's sorry!

You really don't have any manners, huh?

What?

Are we there yet?

Don't go without me!

How long were we walking?

Are you sure there's a house in here? I can't believe this is happening to me!

When I see that son of a gun, I don't care what kind of a friend he is!

l'm gonna sock him in the face!

Hey, you ran away hiding in here after ripping someone off, right?

Or maybe you're in hiding after commiting a hideous crime, huh?

Your parents are criminals then?

Who do you think you are?

You son of a gun! Do you know what l've been thorough?

Why do I have to put up with this shit for you?

Why go hiking in the middle of the night, you dufus!

lf you did, you shouldn't get hurt at least

Shit!

You crazy piece of shit!

This is killing me

Miss Auraji Competition?

She looks so tacky! Look at the clothes she's wearing!

Look at her grin after finding the bare mountain treasuere

I know this is the middle of nowhere, but pinning up awards like this only spoils the kid

This isn't helping her

Time for dinner

Wow, samgyetang!

What's wrong with the color?

lt's lacquer-chicken

Eat and recover before you leave tomorrow

Thank you

ls it okay to eat lacquer?

Don't you get rashes or something, Grandma?

You never tried them before?

Yes, this is my first time

It depends on the person

lt's okay as long as you're not allergic to lacquer poison

But since this is your first time. . .

l'm sure it won't kill me

Man, I thought I was going to starve to death!

I thought you were my director. . . I mean, Sang-Jik's friend

Friend from where? From school?

- Well, yeah. . . - How old are you?

Thirty-one

How about you?

Huh?

As old as I should be

Chang Joon-Won

Oh

Chang Joon-Won That name sounds familiar

- What's your name then? - Me?

l'm Bong. . . Nam Bong-Gi

What?

Nam Bong-Gi?

- Your name is Bong-Gi? - Yeah, so?

Why the heck did you name your chicken Bong-Gil?

All the kids in this family have names that start with Bong

This is Bong-Soon

Our cow is Bong-Ja

The chickens are called Bong-Gil, Bong-Soo, and Bong-Suh

The duckling is Bong-Hee!

Your name is Bong-Soon?

- What Bong-Soon? - Yeo Bong-Soon

- Yeo Bong-Soon? - Yeo Bong-Soon, Nam Bong-Gi

Sounds like the names of players for the national sports team

That's so weird

Why come here when he's closer to the main cafeteria and the press center cafeteria

lt's not like we have better food

Heck no

I heard our cafeteria's revenues rank last place among the BH cafeterias

We don't have any distinct dish in the menu

But why does he come every morning before we even start serving?

How would I know?

Are you interested?

How old is he?

What the heck?

That's the only thing on your mind, huh?

I can't believe we're taking about this

Look at his size Are you kidding?

Why? He's perfect for kidnapping!

You said you're even thinking about kidnapping

You can't find a better size to kidnap, you know

Stop it, will you?

Do you think guys like that see us as women?

I know you're pretty and skinny, but no one's interested in you here too

So stop flirting with the bodyguards and the secretaries, okay?

When did I flirt with anyone?

You're doing it now

- Hurry up and takes these out! - Okay

- She looks pissed - Probably had another fight with her

Food's ready Help yourself!

You bring me happiness

Your kind eyes and tender smile

You bring me happiness

I spent the whole night picking this

How do you like the poem?

Sounds a little kiddish

What is it? It sounds like a slaughterhouse in here!

I can't go to Phuket looking like this!

This is driving me insane!

Hey Mr. Chang!

This is all your fault!

lf it wasn't for you, I should be scubadiving in Phucket right now,

after a sizzling night with my girlfriend yesterday

I wanted to soak my body in the emerald sea, and French kiss

under the sizzling sun like the white kids do!

I was going to have the time of my life

But look at me now!

I'm sorry I don't know what to tell you

- Do you have a fever? - Of course I do!

I'm burning inside!

I think I'll just burn to death!

lt's ready

Go inside

Chestnut tree leaves are the best remedy for lacquer poisoning

lf you get better by tomorrow morning, you can go home

You'll be in trouble if you get a fever

Yes, Grandma

What are you looking at?

Oh yeah! Your name was Bong-Ja You're a girl then, right?

Stop looking at me! Stop it!

Come on, stop it!

Still no signal

Miss Bong-Soon, is there anything you can't do?

lsn't this hard?

I'm used to it

Besides, there's no one else to do the job

Give it to me, I'll do it for you

Yeah right Forget it

I'm still the man here

Give it to me

Step on this with one foot to make it stand up

Then slam it with one shot

Did you see that?

This is fun

Good job

What kind of a house doesn't even have electricity of a TV?

I feel like I'm a caveman

I can't believe people can live in a house like this

Hey, are my clothes still wet?

lt's taking too long to dry I think it's because of the frost

I placed them by the floor stone You can probably wear them tomorrow

Aren't you scared?

This is just like the Legend of Hometown

Scared? Yeah right

By the way, what' the Legend of Hometown

Who's hometown is that?

Did you even went to school?

You didn't even went to school?

I still graduated from Jr. high!

Oh my gosh

What's your dream?

You don't even have a dream?

No dream, no electricity, not even a TV

What do you have?

You have that temper of yours

I'm saying this because I care

Do you want to cooped up in here for the rest of your life?

This is the 21st century!

What are you doing here?

People need dreams and visions

You're not a cow or a chicken, right?

You eat, sleep, eat, poop, eat, and sleep

What's the difference between you and them?

The thing is people is. . .

Oh, my stomach hurts ls it because of today's dinner?

Hey!

The lantern!

Hurry up! The lantern!

Don't go, okay?

Don't go!

Hey, are you there?

Are you gone? Hey!

Hey, Yeo Bong-Soon!

What? Nam Bong-Gi!

Don't go!

I'll kill you if you. . .go

Stop talking and hurry up and poop, you jerk!

Yes, pretty and beautiful

Uh-huh, wearing pretty clothes

Okay, goodnight, Hyo-Won

I'll see you in my dream

Okay

What are you doing?

I was looking over the papers for tomorrow's Cabinet meeting

Try some

Did you make it yourself?

Everyone got off work Who else is there to make this?

Try some I haven't lost my touch

No, I shouldn't

I have a joint interview tomorrow with reporters from women's magazines

What if my face looks swollen in the pictures?

Don't you think you've been eating too much after you quit smoking?

lt'll get better

Did you call them?

I talked to Hyo-Won

But Joon-Won's not picking up

I'm sure you has a lot of work to do

Honey

Should we ask Joon-Won to come live with us?

lt's almost impossible to see my own son

He said he'll visit every Sunday

But he's too busy to do even that

lt's already bad enough that we two are in exile

We can't take away our son's freedom for ourselves

- You want some? - Yes, please

This is extremely important

I'm dead meat if I lose this

Like this

For realz!

People need dreams and visions

You're not a cow or a chicken, right?

You eat, sleep, eat, poop, eat, and sleep What's the difference between you and them?

Grandma, aren't you gonna get up?

The sun's already up

Get up, Grandma

Grandma

Grandma

Grandma!

Grandma!

Grandma!

Grandma!

What's wrong, Miss Bong-Soon?

My Grandma. . .

Grandma!

Mr. Bong-Gi! Hey Mr. Bong-Gi!

What's wrong?

We need to take her to the hospital immediately

I'm sorry, but I think Mr. Bong-Gi needs to carry her

We'll be on our way, so come join us after you pack her clothes and things she needs

Okay?

Grandma. ..