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What's for breakfast tomorrow?

Tomorrow?

Radish soup with oysters, stir-fried mushrooms, wild crown daisies,

... seasoned dried radish, and kimchi

Oh yeah, how come the oysters aren't here yet? They're not here, right?

You're right

Call the nutritionist's office I think they forgot

because they were here yesterday

Not again

Ok-Hee, call the nutritionist's office and tell them the oysters aren't here yet

Tell them we need it right away

Goodness gracious!

Look at that bellflower

My goodness, its' a hundred years-old!

What? A hundred year-old bellflower? Really?

Let's have a talk with the country girl who hit the jackpot with bellflowers

25-year old backcountry girl Bong-Soon digs up l00 year-old bellflower

I'm in Kangwon Province because I heard there's something special in here

Let's find out what it is

Wow, is this the 100 year-old bellflower?

Yes, I didn't know that at first

But that's what the old man at the herb store in town told me

It's shaped like a human body!

It must be worth a lot of money if it's that big!

She hit the jackpot! It's like winning the lottery!

Why would I try to find bellflowers in the middle of winter?

The ground's frozen

My dog died a few days ago

That dimwit

I don't know why he crawled up on top of the fireplace and shoved rat poison in his mouth

I guess he ate them 'cuz he wanted to die

That dimwit wanted to die

What a dork

Uh. . . what's the connection between this bellflower and your dead dog?

What do you expect me to do, eat my dog?

I had to bury him

So I went to the mountain to dig a hole

And while I was digging, I found this

Oh I see

Then I guess you can say that this bellflower is the last gift your dog left you

Gift? Yeah right

He wasn't a dog

He was my family

What's the use of a gift when your family's dead?

Dork

I left it for the rats Why'd he shove it down this throat

She's so naive Maybe it's because she's from the country

25 year-olds these days don't talk like that

They said she's from the backcountry

She ain't so normal either

Why don't you say thank you to your dog in heaven?

Hey Bong-Gu, rest in peace

I know your life here was hard

You can rest in peace there

I'm very sorry, and I miss you much

Let's lighten up the mood a little

Did you have a peculiar dream the night before?

Dream? Yeah right

Once I'm asleep, I wouldn't know if a tiger came and bit me

I'm here! Anything good on TV?

Oh, hi Good thing you stopped by

Why? What's the matter?

The oysters we need for tomorrow morning aren't here yet. I think they forgot

Today's not the delivery day for ingredients

What?

You should've told me that earlier! What do you expect me to do now?

We forgot too I was about to call you

You could've called me dozens of times while you were busy watching TV like this!

Why do you guys always have to be so darn lazy?

Did you guys plot together to get me in trouble or something?

Hey, turn off the TV

Don't say that

You can just call them right now and tell them to bring it

We'll work overtime until we finish preparing for tomorrow

Do you think they have nothing else do except for waiting for our phone calls?

What if I went home without stopping by?

I'm the one who's going to be in trouble tomorrow morning, not you guys!

Are you guys all stupid or something?

What? Stupid?

You think you can throw your temper at your elders like that because you're a nutritionist?

That's why you still can't get married!

Then did you get a divorce thanks to that temper of yours?

What? What did you just say?

Pipe down you guys

Stop it!

- Un-ju, go and call them yourself - Okay

Dear Auraji boatman

Ferry me over, will you?

The gingers of Sarigol are about to fall

The fallen gingers can stay with the fallen leaves

I miss my love for all seasons, I can't go on

Why does a frog leap?

He wants to go further

Why am I smiling?

I want to get to know you

Why, oh why, why do you have to be

So charming to my eyes Why do you have to be?

Arirang, arirang, arariyo Grandma! We're out of toilet papers!

Grandma!

I said, we're out of toilet papers!

My legs are getting numb

How come you're not answering me!

Are you there?

Come and bring me, come and bring me Come and bring me some toilet papers

Before my legs get numb and sink to my death Come and bring me some toilet papers

Grandma!

We don't have any more toilet papers

Use this instead

Grandma!

How come you took so long?

I thought you were gone

Do you know how long I've been drying my butt in here?

I thought I was gonna sink to my death in the bathroom from the break of dawn

Grandma, stay strong and healthy for a long time, okay?

Grandma, stay strong and healthy for a long time, okay?

You're the only one in this whole world who can rescue me if I sink into the bathroom

Hey mister! Hey mister!

Can you hear me?

Mister!

It's beating

I heard it beat

Hey mister, look over here

Hey mister

But it's my first time

I can't believe my first kiss is with an unidentified half-dead man

Mister!

Hey Mister!

Mister! Wake up, mister!

Can you hear me? Wake up!

Wake up!

Grandma!

Grandma!

Grandma!

Grandma!

Grandma!

Grandma!

Grandma!

I'm sorry You can't get in without an invitation card

I'm very sorry

Please don't do this

What's the matter?

I told her that she can't come inside because she didn't bring her invitation card with her

I came all the way down here from Seoul! You're making me go back home

just because I forgot a stupid invitation card?

I'm here to see my oppa! lnspector Kim Tae-Woo of the 22nd class!

He's my oppa!

You can go and check if you. . .

There are different kinds of oppas out there

- What kind of an oppa is he? - Huh?

Oppa as in your real brother?

No

You can't enter without an invitation card

even if you came all the way here from Papua New Guinea, much less from Seoul

I'm sorry, please go back

What about oppa as in my cousin? I still can't go in?

- He's your cousin? - Yes

- ls he really your cousin? - Yes, you can go check with him

- Please give me your id card - Why do you need my id?

You can go in after giving me your id, and take it back after the ceremony

Oh

Here

Seoul Seodaemun-gu Ahyun-dong Jangmi Apartment

- ls this your current address? - Yes

- What's your cell phone number? - 011 -994-2409

- Why do you need my number? - I'll call you after the ceremony

Come see me for your id

Thank you

Thank you so much

Uh, Sir?

She says she came all the way from Seoul! I'll take care of it

Kim Hyo-Joo, born in 1984

That means. . .

She's 23!

See you in Seoul, Hyo-Joo!

Director Lee, just one more, please?

That can't be done, Sir

Just smoke your cigarette, Mr. President

You'll die from diabetes trying to avoid lung cancer

Give him the rice snacks

Yes, Mrs. Chang

Here you go

Just one? Come on, spare me another one

Want one?

Forget it

Okay, got it

Nam Bong-Gi, straighten up

You're putting the entire organization to shame

What did I do wrong?

Pledge number one of the Office of the Presidential Security

We will give our lives to complete our mission

Number two, we will act in righteousness and honesty

Number three, we will unite in mutual trust for one another

Number four, we will preserve the public peace as if it was our life

Number five, we will protect our honor and maintain our dignity

Stop acting ugly and quit being so dirty

Oh, that hot chick?

Dude, that's guarding with a heart

Our entire organization is devoted to guarding the nation with a heart

I need to do my part in practicing it for the sake of my organization

Mr. President and the First Lady have just arrived

All rise

(Police Academy)

Oh no!

Oh no!

Do something!

Director Lee, can't you do something?

Don't you know how to stop hiccups?

I heard that they go away if you pinch your nose and hold your breath for a long time

The most common method is suddenly scaring the person hiccupping

ls it gone?

What should I do?

Scare me

Scare you?

How can I scare someone who's waiting to be scare?

You know,

Remember how salty the soup was for your ex-wife's memorial last year?

That's because I poured a bunch of salt into it

ls that true?

Goodness It stopped, right?

It stopped, it stopped!

I'm sorry

Are you okay?

We're fine ls the kid okay?

- Check if he's okay - Yes, Ma'am

It's not a bomb, just a regular ball Everything's fine

How's the kid? ls he hurt?

No, he's fine Don't worry

He's fine

Good

Oh my gosh, that was so scary. . .

The hiccups stopped, right?

Let's go

Yes, Sir

Let's go

That's strange

Why isn't he here?

It's about time he came out and called me tramp, bitch, or slut dozens of time by now

Maybe the old man's sick

The lighter. . .

The lighter. . .

Excuse me, do you have a lighter?

No?

Why does everyone pick on me?

Who do you think you are? You think you can just yell at me like that?

It's not like I ripped him off or ran off with his money!

That guy's pissing me off!

What? A lighter?

What kind of a shameless woman was that?

How dare she ask me for a lighter!

She's thin as a toothpick because she's always sucking on those cigarettes everyday!

You just ruined my day!

What kind of hunters is so stupid?

I know pigs are idiots, but they can tell you're here to kill if you keep on shooting like that!

I'm sure they already got the point and went hiding

Hey misters, can you guys hear me?

It's me, Bong-Soon!

Hey guys, can't you hear me?

Hey misters!

ls that you, Bong-Soon?

Yes!

The sun's already down! Just call it a day and come back down!

The potato soup doesn't taste good when it's cold!

Oki doki! We'll be there soon, just wait a little

Oki doki!

Arirang Arirang Arariyo

Send me over to the Arirang hill

Why does a frog leap?

He wants to go further

Why am I smiling? I want to get to know you

Our love is like a pine cone

Just a small wind can shake it off

You may take me for a useless fool

But I think of you as a moon shining on a lone mountain

Arirang Arirang Arariyo

Send me over to the Arirang hill

Send me over to the Arirang hill

What? Disappeared?

Since when?

Okay Keep on looking

It's okay, tell me

A white roe disappeared

Huh?

Does it taste flat? How is it?

Perfect

It's good

Why did he come all the way to this mountain?

I don't know how he fell down, but he has bruises all over his body

The bruises outside don't matter much

I hope there's nothing wrong with him inside

Water. ..

Grandma

He's alive

Who are you?

You wouldn't know even if we told you

Then who are you?

Why did you come all the way in here for?

It's too late to try covering yourself

I already saw everything when I undressed you

But I didn't take your underwear off

My grandma did

It's dry now

Put it on, you must feel empty

We can't track him after he left the operation room

It seems like the medical center's turned upside down

The chief and his professor are furious right now

Should we place an emergency order?

No, let's just leave him alone

lf he got kidnapped, the kidnappers will call

lf he disappeared on his own will, he probably needs some time

It's about time he got tired

Actually, I'm relieved

I thought he became a vegetable or something

But he's screaming in pain right now

I'm gonna commend him when he comes back

And scold him that he should've done this a long time ago

lsn't this garlic?

Soybean paste!

Excuse me, do you want some clothes?

Yes

Put this one for now

You need to wait until tomorrow afternoon for your clothes to get dry

Dinner will be ready soon Hurry up and put them on

Excuse me Should I bring your food in?

Hold on

Hold on

ln a minute

Yes

Come in

This is pine nuts porridge

You must be starving to death

Try them

Did you put the soybean paste and the garlic on me?

Yes

Thanks, anyways

But can I take them off now? They smell bad

There are other ways for first-aid treatment

I'm good at first-aid treatment too

What do you mean, they smell bad?

You city slickers don't eat soybean paste and garlic or something?

Try the porridge

Soybean paste is the best remedy for scratches, and garlic for treating frostbites

You were dying before I came and rescued you

And now you're complaining that they smell bad?

What's your name, kiddo?

What's your name?

It's Bong-Soon

Yeo Bong-Soon

- Yeo Bong-Soon? - What's your name then?

Me? I'm Chang Joon-Won

Chang Joon-Won

Nice to meet you, Yeo Bong-Soon

Shaking hands in the middle of a meal?

Your porridge is getting cold Hurry up and finish it

Okay

You have a lot of book

You must like reading, kiddo

The pictures look unique

Potato Cooking Contest

You were in a cooking contest?

Yes

You won first place?

Yes

Are all these pictures of you winning first place?

Yes

Why were you in so many competitions?

You must be talented, kiddo

Let's see. ..

Bald Mountain Treasure Hunt?

I didn't know there were competitions like that

Excuse me, I'm not a kiddo

Catching Trout with Your Bare Hands Competition?

Did you win first place in that too, kiddo?

Wow!

And this is. . . Miss Auraji Competition?

Corn Eating Competition?

Look here, Mister

Yes?

You know, I'm not a kiddo

I'm a full-grown adult Why do you keep on calling me a kiddo?

Are you blind?

Are you blind?

Stop calling me a kiddo!

Or I'm gonna stitch that mouth of yours!

Sorry I'm very sorry

Okay kid

Help yourself!

Dig in!

You're the only thing in the whole world I can give to my poor little Bong-Soon

So you need to eat a lot

I think his ankle hurts, Grandma

Maybe it's broken

Broken? Yeah right

lf it was broken, he'd be rolling on the floor in pain

He wouldn't be sitting there like that

Then maybe his bones are still in shock

He doesn't show it, but I don't think he can stand up

I don't know what to do

lf I tell her that it hurts, she'll. . .

I need to put some ice on it at least. . .

My colleagues at the medical center will jump out of their skins if they see this

Knock, knock

Come in

What are you up to?

It may smell bad, but nothing beats this for a sprained ankle

So stop complaining and just put it on before you go to sleep

What do you mean, it seems bad?

You hillbillies don't eat potatoes and ginger or something?

We city slickers do

Do you live with just your grandma?

Yes

How about your parents?

I heard my mom passed away while giving birth to me

And I heard that my dad died in an accident when I was three

Oh

Sorry

I'm sorry

No need to be sorry

I don't even know how they look anyways It doesn't brother me

How come you don't know how they look? Don't you have any pictures?

I heard the pictures

Hey kiddo, how old are you?

- ln 9th grade? - What?

9th grade?

I'm speechless because I'm dumbfounded

- No? - Go open the first drawer over there!

(DOB.: May 25th, 1982)

Allow me

Please, allow me

Here you are

Where there's a will, there's a way

Heaven helps those who help themselves

After a storm comes a calm

These are my favorite quotes in the whole world

I'm making a new addition today

No news is good news

I'm sure he'll find his way back

Like what they say, you leave because you want to come back

That's a nice aroma

Oh my, wormwood soup!

And mother's-heart and sedum too!

I gathered them from the mountain

Spring is already here in the mountains

It really is spring

You wanted to send us news of spring, huh?

Spring is coming

Cheer up again

Am I right, Chef Kang?

Please enjoy your meal

- You dork, you didn't notice I'm here? - Huh?

Why you little!

Are you too busy looking at your shoes to notice your old man?

Yes

Why am I wasting my breath?

Stop polishing them and eat your food, you dork

Director Lee, it's time for breakfast!

He still hasn't called yet?

Any hunch?

Okay

What to do, what to do. . .

Why? Did something happen?

No, nothing

You're on vacation?

Yes

For how long?

One week, if you count the weekend

- Awesome, huh? - Yes, awesome

- Any plans? - Heck yeah!

I'm going to Phuket tomorrow On a 4 days, 3 nights exquisite package

With who?

Aren't you guys eating?

We're coming!

Got it

It's not much, but help yourselves

I've been meaning to say this for a long time

It's not like I'm eating for free My rent covers food, as well as lodging

Father!

Just eat whatever I give up Got that?

You need to walk all the way down to the next neighborhood to make a phone call

Not with that ankle

It's a rocky road

And very far, too

I have my cell phone in my car, but that's also far away

What should I do?

Are you trying to go to Seoul?

Yes

I brought my car with me, so I think I need to have someone come down to go back home

Put your clothes on and come outside

You're not telling me to get on, are you?

You're not telling me to get on, are you?

You're not planning to pull me, are you Miss Bong-Soon?

Then who else will pull you?

A cow? A chicken?

Hurry up and get on

It's getting cloudy I think we're in for a rain

Do you see that?

I pulled him here when she was a baby

Get on!

That's a gunshot, right?

Yes

I think it's getting closer

Excuse me, but isn't that dangerous? I think they're just shooting randomly

We can get hit while passing by

Yeah, I heard that a lot of people got shot

And that's not the end of it

There are a lot of people getting bit by wild boars too

Miss Bong-Soon

Miss Bong-Soon!

Miss Bong-Soon!

Hey misters, can you guys hear me?

It's me, Bong-Soon!

Hi Bong-Soon!

Don't shoot this way, okay?

We have people here

Oki doki!

Thanks a bunch!