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♪♪ HURRICANE AHEAD ♪♪

♪♪ THUNDER ♪♪

♪♪ AND YOU PAY THE PRICE ♪♪

♪♪YEAH ♪♪

♪♪ WHOA, BY A HURRICANE ♪♪

♪♪ YOUR THUNDER STRUCK ♪♪

[SNORTS]

ROGER THAT.

AH-CHOO!

I'’’M SORRY.

♪♪ THUNDER ♪♪

[BOTH SPEAKING SPANISH]

[LAUGHTER]

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

COMING UP ON 2 MILES TO CUBAN WATERS. MARK.

Computer: AUTO PILOT ENGAGED.

GUARANTEEING YOUR GUARANTEE.

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

[CLEARS THROAT AND SNIFFS]

WHAT?

ALL RIGHT, LET ME GET YOU SOME SATELLITE HELP.

[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

[SHOUTING IN SPANISH]

[BELL DINGS]

ON THE PLAQUE AND THE TARTAR.

YOU GOT IT, BRO.

[BEEPING]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

DON'’’T BLOW YOUR NOSE.

LAUNCH.

[GUNSHOTS]

AHH!

[GUNSHOTS]

HURRICANE! NO!

[YELLING IN SPANISH]

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

[BEEPING]

E.T.A., 8 MINUTES.

[MAN SPEAKING SPANISH]

[GRUNTING]

AAH!

HEY!

[MAN YELLS IN SPANISH]

[WOMAN SPEAKING SPANISH]

[MEN SPEAKING SPANISH]

[HIGH-PITCHED BEEPING]

[GUNSHOTS CONTINUES]

LET'’’S GO. COME ON.

UH!

[SCREAMS]

[SCREECHING]

HA HA!

[HIGH-PITCHED BEEPING]

[GUNSHOTS]

GOT IT.

COME ON.

TRIGGER HEADING BACK TO YOU.

Hurricane: STAY LOW.

HOLD ON.

I'’’LL PICK YOU UP OUTSIDE OF THE BAY.

[BEEPS]

AAH!

[INDISTINCT YELLING]

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

[BEEP]

3, 2, 1, MARK.

YOU ARE THE REAL DEAL.

[INDISTINCT CHANTING]

HEY!

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[WOMAN SQUEALS AND LAUGHS]

[LAUGHTER]

Woman: YOU, WHOO!

♪♪ DO YOU WANNA GROOVE SOME MORE? ♪♪

♪♪ DO YOU WANNA GROOVE SOME MORE? ♪♪

♪♪ DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A NICE TIME? ♪♪

♪♪DO IT NOW, YOU'’’LL FEEL ALL RIGHT ♪♪

♪♪KEEP ON GROOVIN'’’ ♪♪

[CHEERING]

MMM.

YOU'’’RE UPSET.

OF YOUR FATHER'’’S WILL.

. THAT'’’S A BIRTH DEFECT I'’’LL HAVE TO LIVE WITH

[CHEERING AND CLAPPING]

ALL RIGHT, MAN. HA HA.

YES, I DO.

WOW!

YUCK!

WHOA!

[SQUISHING]

OH!

FLY.

WOW, THAT'’’S COOL.

HEY, WHAT'’’S THE MATTER?

[NO AUDIO]

Hurricane: WHOA!

[LAUGHTER]

I THOUGHT MOM WOULD BE INSIDE WORKING.

SHE KNOWS YOU'’’RE IN GOOD HANDS.

YOU LEAD A SHELTERED LIFE, WHAT CAN I SAY?

JESSICA, PLEASE, GO AND WAIT FOR ME INSIDE.

DON'’’T WORRY, IT WAS DEAD.

AHH!

HA HA. LEAD THE WAY.

HUH? HUH? HELLO? I CAN'’’T HEAR YOU!

AND NOW,

TIME TO BOND.

GOTCHA.

[WHISTLING]

MISSED A GOOD WORKOUT, BROTHER.

HEY, BUDDY.

HUH?

LET ME SEE THIS.

THIS IS THE GOVERNMENT.

THIS REALLY PISSES ME OFF.

I TRIED FIGHTING THE SYSTEM, I LOST.

YOU WHAT?

THEY'’’RE GONNA FORECLOSE ON YOU.

THE BANK'’’S REPOSSESSING THUNDERNEXT FRIDAY.

OH, BOY.

THERE'’’S GOTTA BE SOMETHING WE CAN DO.

. WHEN I WASN'’’T FIGHTING

FOR SOMETHING, AGAINST SOMETHING,

I'’’M SORRY TO HEAR THAT.

AW, BRU!

AW! OHH!

YOU ALL RIGHT?

YEAH.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

YOU DOG.

Y. HEY, BRU, I'’’M SORR

INTO A LITTLE PUFF OF WIND!

HE'’’S SAYING HOW YOU'’’RE A SUMMER BREEZE!

HE'’’S SAYING HOW YOU'’’RE A LITTLE MILD SPRING ZEPHYR!

ALL WE GOTTA DO IS REEL HIM IN.

NO!

HYAAAH!

WHAT'’’S WRONG WITH YOU?

COME ON, GET A PIECE OF ME, BABY!

YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME, CHUMP?

FOR AN EYE!

OH, REMEMBER THE HOTEL?

ALL RIGHT, YOU GO.

SPENCER.

SHOOT.

IN PRIVATE, IF YOU DON'’’T MIND.

THANK YOU.

HOW FAR BEHIND ON YOUR BANK LOAN ARE YOU?

HOW MUCH IT'’’S GOING TO COST ME.

HOW MUCH?

$93,000.

ALL RIGHT.

MARRY ME.

SAY THAT AGAIN?

YOU HAVE TO MARRY ME.

HOW DOES MARRYING ME SAVE YOUR HOTEL?

IT FULFILLS A CONDITION OF MY FATHER'’’S WILL.

I HAVE TO BE MARRIED WITHIN 36 HOURS.

BUSINESS ARRANGEMENT, THAT IS ALL.

DO WE HAVE A DEAL, OR NOT?

WHEN?

HEY, GIN AND TONIC, PLEASE.

HOW SO?

I FEEL LIKE I'’’M KILLING HIS DREAM.

DO YOU?

COME ON.

OVER THE CONTOURS OF THE MARBLE.

IT'’’S ROUGH-HEWN STRENGTH.

ACTUALLY, IT'’’S ABOUT YOU, KELLY.

CONNECTING.

CONJUGAL KIND OF WAY.

SOME DREAMS WILL NEVER COME TRUE.

BAD DAY.

OK, YOU GOT A DEAL.

LET'’’S GO SOMEWHERE WHERE WE CAN WORK OUT THE DETAILS.

NOT JUST YET.

HERE.

TAKE THE RING!

DON'’’T PUSH IT.

SO DO IT PROPERLY.

LOUDER.

YOU WANT FEELING?

YOU WANT LOUDER, WITH FEELING?

MARRY ME!

I CAN'’’T KEEP MY FEELIN GS A SECRET ANY LONGER.

AND I LOVE YOU TOO.

[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]

Woman: ALL RIGHT. HA HA HA.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

KABLOOEY. HA HA HA.

Man: HEY, DAVE. I GOT 6 MORE FOR YOU.

AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.

AND THEN WE WILL FIND OUT.

Hurricane: HI. I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU.

I LOVEYOU.

MM-MMM.

I LOVE YOU, DARLING.

[HUMS]

HOLD THAT THOUGHT.

NIC--GUESS WHO?

WELL, THE LEAST I CAN DO IS KISS THE GROOM.

MMM.

[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]

THE...WEDDING.

PERFECT. YEAH.

YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME.

SHE'’’S A CHARMING GIRL.

DON'’’T BLOW IT.

YOU'’’RE ONE HELL OF A NEGOTIATOR.

MATCHES YOUR EYE.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

WELCOME TO THE PARADISE BEACH HOTEL.

[TROPICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

[SCOFFS]

[SIGHS]

PLEASE, UH, JOIN HANDS.

DROP DEAD.

Y. WITHOUT LEVERAGE, I'’’D HAVE NOTHING ANYWA

TILL DEATH DO YOU PART?

LEVERAGE WORKS BOTH WAYS.

OHH.

PSST.

WITH THIS RING, I THEE WED.

I KNOW PRONOUNCE YOU, UH, HUSBAND AND WIFE.

[WEDDING MARCHPLAYS]

[APPLAUSE]

[BLOWS NOSE]

ON THE BEACH. ALL RIGHT?

OK.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

LET ME SEE.

$100 FOR IT.

YEAH.

THANK YOU.

MY NECKLACE!

STAY HERE.

UNH!

Lola: AAH! UHH!

GO DOWN THERE AND TAKE CARE OF THIS GUY.

UHH.

WHY'’’D YOU STEAL MY DAUGHTER'’’S NECKLACE?

UHH!

[SCREAMING]

[GROANING]

WE GOTTA GO.

[GRUNTING] [GROANING]

[SCREAMING]

LET'’’S GO, BOSS.

TERREMOTO, MOVE IT!

TAKE IT EASY, BROTHER.

YEAH, YEAH. OK.

UNH.

WE REALLY SHOULD GO.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING TO SPENCE.

WELL, IT'’’S YOUR GUYS'’ ’ WEDDING NIGHT.

GOT ONE!

WOW.

[COUGHING]

I KNOW.

HERE THEY ARE.

THERE'’’S A MAP ON THIS SIDE, TOO.

WE LEAVE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.

I GOT SOME MORE STUFF FOR YOU.

[BANG]

GET IN. LET'’’S GO.

COME ON.

AAH!

AND UNCLE EDWARD.

COME HERE, YOU.

HEY!

SLOW DOWN!

COME ON.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

LONGITUDE, 78 DEGREES NORTH.

[CLEARS THROAT]

LET'’’S DO IT.

OH, YEAH.

I'’’LL SHOW YOU SOME THUNDER.

YEAH! LET'’’S DO THIS!

HOLD IT DOWN.

I GOT IT.

PULL IT ALL THE WAY UP.

HA HA HA.

MOVE IN.

Bru: YOU KNOW, I KINDA FEEL LIKE WE'’’RE ON A FAMILY OUTING.

OH, GOD.

LOOKS TO ME LIKE HE'’’S CLIMBING A TREE.

[GRUNTING]

COME ON! COME ON! PUSH!

WOW.

MEGAN, THE LAKE.

AHH.

AND THE MISSES?

I GOT YOU.

THERE YOU GO. CLEAR THE ROPE.

WHEW.

WOW.

WHOA. HEH.

[MEGAN COUGHING]

AAH!

[WEEPS]

I'’’LL KEEP THAT IN MIND.

A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME, PLEASE.

[NORMAL VOICE] CHECK IT OUT, MY FRIEND.

[HURRICANE LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

OOH, THAT'’’S HEAVY.

OH.

NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS.

TO MAKE A GIANT WATERPROOF BAGGIE.

[GUNSHOTS]

Man: HA HA HA. YEAH.

WE GOT '’’EM. WE GOT '’’EM.

[LAUGHING]

COME ON.

EVERYBODY.

[LAUGHING]

HOLD YOUR BREATH!

WE AIN'’’T GETTING O UT THE WAY WE GOT IN.

DON'’’T WORRY, WE'’’LL G ET JESS BACK, TRUST ME.

WHY DON'’’T WE ALL TAKE IT FOR A TEST DRIVE?

SPENCE.

YEAH, FOR WATER SKIING.

[LAUGHING]

Thunder: 10 SECONDS.

ONE.

YOU GOT AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM!

LET'’’S GO!

ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS FOLLOW THIS.

HE'’’S PART WHALE.

BRU!

THERE'’’S A WAY OUT.

AND WE'’’LL ALL GO UNDER.

LET'’’S DO IT.

THREE!

HAUL UP THE ANCHOR!

[CHOKING AND GASPING]

YEAH, I'’’M OK.

SPENCE.

BE CAREFUL.

ALREADY ON IT, BROTHER.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

A LITTLE PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE.

Jess: DADDY!

LET US GO AND WE'’’LL CALL I T EVEN.

Jess: NO!

HE'’’S READY, MR. KILMER.

NO! STOP!

WHAT'’’S THAT? BRU!

IT'’’S SPENCE!

BUBBLE, BUBBLE, BUBBLE.

[GURGLING AND GRUNTING]

[SPLASH]

OHH!

IT'’’LL BE ALL RIGHT.

I GOT HER, BUDDY.

OH...

THANKS, BRU.

[COMPUTER SOUNDS]

OK?

Hurricane: GET READY, WE'’’RE BUSTIN'’’ LOOSE!

W-W-WHAT!?

WHO'’’S IN THE BOAT?

HA HA HA! NOW!

LET'’’S GO!

NOW!

COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!

FIRE!

13...

8...

NOT AGAIN, NOT--ARGH!

Thunder: ENGAGED.

2.8...

2.5...

1.7...

WH--WHAT'’’S IT DOIN'’’?

WHAT'’’S IT COMIN'’’ BACK HERE FOR?

[SCREAMING]

IMPACT IMMINENT.

[LAUGHING AND YELLING]

[LAUGHING]

WHOO-HOO!

DARLING, WHAT'’’S TAKING SO LONG?

DARLING.

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CHAMPAGNE?

MAYBE LATER.

GREAT...

[MOANING]

DARLING...

MOVE YOUR HAND.

OHH--HO HO HO.

WE'’’RE FINALLY MARRIED!

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

♪♪ THUNDER ♪♪

♪♪ AND YOU PAY THE PRICE ♪♪

♪♪ PAY THE PRICE, YEAH ♪♪

♪♪ OH, BY A HURRICANE ♪♪

♪♪ YOU'’’RE THUNDERSTRUCK ♪♪

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