Original subtitles

"If someone thinks himself wise in these times, let him become a fool ...

And maybe find the true wisdom"

Shit! I have seen mancos with better hands, He passed.

Keep it upI thought you had come to play but all you do is throw ashes.

SMax, you are going to bet or you you will remain as a spectator.

I have to do accounts, I have a woman, Two children and my addiction to coca.

Well, let's get down to business. I bet 50 of the big ones.

Fuck the bitch, that's Too much, Max.

Be a record producer It's everything in life.

If your artists saw How do you play your money?

If they saw against the useless I'm playing would give me up their earnings.

Well, I'd love to see your bluff, but ...

Only an idiot would risk with a sad pair.

Only the weirdo in white suit is missing.

It's my imagination or it's stayed a little short.

Come on man! Do you see them or strip them?

Calm!

Where do you think you are, in a exchange of couples?

Is it the key to the house of my ancestors in

England, who gave me great pleasure and fortune.

For me it is invaluable; but for you It would be worth a million ...

Pay per view and increase the bet in 950 thousand.

I mean it.

Very good, my friend ...

I like it

Let's see what he has.

Holy! just a couple. Not bad for a bluff ...

I liked the performance, but it takes more than that to ...

ridicule Max Taylor.

Good evening, Vienna.

That courage has been his friend all night, MrTaylor.

Do we have the same sense of humor, cleaned before leaving?

You are a funny man, MrTaylor. But I've known one more fun ...

And you will know it.

FUNNY MAN

PROPERTY OF MAX TAYLOR

JOHN TAYLOR - MOVEMENTS SINCE 1976 513/5000

A vulture.

Hello where you're going?

Straight to hell, man ..

Like all of us, honey.

I'll take you to London, but I have to make a stop ...

To deliver some things, Do you think it's OK?

Cool!

FourFive All right. It goes up fast, I do not want it to Those idiots hit me.

Come on, go up. Move the ass.

How about compa ... How is everything?

With your permission, baby.

fifty Great!

I do not give a damn that your fans will not like.

The public does what I want ...

She too.

Buy a wig, put on garters and repeat the video clip.

And ..Tracy, no more calls. Voucher?

The stranger, the trip

Go, look at this!

Yes!

Fuck the bitch!

What a departure!

The jester

The jester

This is boring, do not you think?

You could walk faster. He told the snail to the snail .. A dolphin follows us and he's stepping on my tail

He did not clean the dust. Damned.

Dad, what are those letters doing? on the wall?

This is a game room. A room to play.

Could we play at hidden?

You could try.

When the wheel of fortune turns ..

Start an old one game of chance ..

But who would know or I would guess the rules ...

On a ship drifting full of jesters

Trickster shit

Hey, giggles! Whose is it?

You want to leave her! It is very valuable.

Seriously?

And what do you do with it?

Its my brother's, all are your things.

They were stored and I take them to their new home.

Your brother is very lucky.

I think so.

Hears! You see that guitar before it was mine.

But as an idiot I played it to the cards with him and I lost.

Do you still play?

No, not anymore.

I left it soon after ...

I got tired of pursuing dreams and I hung the plectrum.

And what happened to all the sex, drugs and rock and roll.

Bah! everything is summarized in many drugs and almost nothing about sex and rock and roll.

Too many acids in my case.

Oh heavens!

Yes.

Another time and place, I could have been a great one.

But the only thing I got was make me shit my memory.

And pieces of glass in the head.

It's better to laugh, right?

He loves it, he's having a good time.

He is only a boy. If you stay longer

Sure you will have nightmares.

Nonsense, you will never have nightmares ...

For him it is just an adventure.

As for Jamie, he does not give a damn.

You are the only one he wants to leave.

What will happen if the idiot arrives of my brother

and we've all left.

Listen, Max.

I love the house in Los Angeles.

I love our house in Paris.

I know this is your homeland and you are excited

But I'm telling you, It does not matter what you say...

It does not matter what you think ...

This is not our house.

So, please, do not ask me I live here ...

Because I'm too rich to be unhappy

OK OK...

Let's wait for Johnny to arrive.

Then, we will look for a hotel.

It's okay.

-Where are you going?

- It's none of your business. - Then, do not talk to strangers.

So Callum was friend of Mark.

Do not...

Mark brought him from another game of poker to be complete.

He was an idiot and he seemed desperate.

Not exactly the ideal attributes for a player.

As I said...

Fortune always smiles to those who need it the least

The jester ...

Dad mom...

What happen dear?

Are you having sex?

Not yet, for now ...

But it is very possible that yes.

How's everything going, honey?

Well, I was playing with the funny man

That good!

Pay attention to me ...

When they have fun very late ...

Put the little ones to bed early ...

Very wise!

Judy ... Judy, where are you?

What do you want now, Punch?

Oh Judy! sorryI was a Real idiot with you and the baby.

I did terrible things. Would you forgive?

I was a fool, give me another chance.

But Judy, I had heard before the same roll.

I knew that just Punch was get drunk

All promises are not would matter

And the blows would continue.

So he packed his bags the baby in the stroller

and took a taxi that took her to the shelter for women.

I had never heard a story so stupid.

Sorry, I'm wrong if I think that MrPunch must have killed ...

to Judy and the baby?

I think he counted the censored version.

What a shit.

Sex and violence, friend ...

It's what people want.

goodbye

Good...

Come on, idiot, impress me ...

Passable...

Perfect...

Mom, see if you can find me.

Welcome to the gallery of love

Max!

Max, come down here!

Max!

Beyond paradise.

You come often?

Many girls are known here, two Swedes last week ...

What do you want! be an art crap, but I know what I like.

The important thing is not to lose or win is to participate ..Callum

Max! go for the children, we take off.

Welcome to the gallery of love

Do not! Do not! Do not!

Max!

Max! Jamie!

Welcome to the gallery ..

Max!

¡Max!

Welcome to the gallery of love

Do not touch me!!! Max!

Wake up

I have to wake up ...

I have to wake up ...

I have to wake up ...

I have to wake up ...

Calm down, beautiful.

I have good news.

I brought you this.

This is how you do it.

Come on, jump!

I said jump!

Jump!

Jump!

What!!!

See my concern

What class, man!

Hey, rich kid! I'm here...

Let's go! Go down once son of...

568/5000 Move your ass, idiot.

You can not hide from me.

I know you are there.

I do not know who you are... Nor where do you do it ...

But if I catch you, I guarantee you that...

I'll kick your ass to the fourth dimension.

Did you hear me, son?

We no longer need ring the bell.

What? Menudo pair of lungs He has that girl.

Oh! yes...

And it is also irritating.

Well, I do not know where be my brother ...

But your car is here, so it must be close.

Come on, help me down the boxes.

Permission...

A job well done. Hey!

Where the fuck is he?

528/5000 Hears!

Excuse.

Thank you.

- A cigar? - Let no one move ...

I do not want it to break the circle.

If you want to read the Horoscope, it's okay ...

But sting in public it's too much.

Listen to me ...

You do not know everything ...

626/5000 You think you see everything ...

You think everything turns Around you...

Let me tell you that something strange happens here ...

I do not even know what you would imagine

I've been receiving for 4 hours bad vibrations.

So, your ass disappears.

This is very extrange.

It's like a session of spiritualism

what we did in college with Emily Watson.

673/5000 She was my best friend, she contacted with his dead grandmother

and told him to take particular classes of mate.

Maybe, she's in some ...

Enough.

Now listen, to that woman he's missing a couple of screws ...

Do you understand? All right.

- Except that... - I suggest we go ...

Let's see if my brother arrived ...

if we do not find them, we leave a note and we all left.

594/5000 It's okay?

That good!

You can not leave it here, need help.

It is completely hanging.

What do you suggest I do?

Give him a therapeutic session?

Look, you two seek by the garden...

While I and the ugly we check inside ...

We found ourselves here in 10 minutes, did you understand?

570/5000 Let's go ...

Are you comfortable?

Fuck you!

Wait for me.

Christ, where did he go?

Johnny, a few years ago I attended some classes...

at Stanford University and I'm convinced that ...

here is a kind of mystery strange and paranormal.

- Thelma. - Tell me, Johnny?

Shut your mouth.

Sorry...

Thelma ...

It shows that you are very smart...

Why do not you use that intelligence to help me...

Thelma, your mission is to go for that Hall...

find a nuclear family and a Jamaican drug ...

Come on, Thelma, take pride to your classmates.

I was about to explode.

606/5000 Cool! I will make a straw.

It burns, honey, it burns ...

You learn something everyday...

The bad guys do not have rest.

This is ridiculous.

What do you mean.

We are in the middle of the night and it's really cold.

Who in their right mind I would walk through this garden.

What the hell are we doing? us out here

575/5000 I do not know about you, but I have the frozen balls.

I do not give a fuck about that rocker and his fucking family.

You are very stressed, friend.

Just relax.

- You know what you should try? - What?

Breathing exercises.

Breathing exercises.

Why do not you kill yourself.

Wait...

569/5000 What is that?

I'll tell you what it is ...

A shot of 30 meters ... direct to the goal.

There is no doorman in life I can stop that.

Good shot.

Duck feather

I'm sure it's a duck.

That, definitely, It's a duck.

I know where you're going, but as I see it ...

You know? women are more than just ...

- Well, mobile holes. - Yes?

What do you know about that...

I'm just saying we can not return to the time that ...

the men chose their partner giving him a club ...

Oh! I see...

Also, you are against hit women ...

Are not you a fag?

Is communication not your strong, no?

Would you like it, would you like ...

Join the dance.

Fuck!

How dark is it, is not it?

Yes!

Clear!

Max!

THE LAW OF MURPHY

I never liked them the small towns.

Come on, duck ... Salt.

RESOLVED

There is nothing to fear...

The host!

Come!

Come!

I can not understand it.

I know you're here.

Behind!!!

Where?

RESOLVED 332

Hello!

MrTaylor!

MrTaylooor!

Sure you are taking a nap there under

Hello!

MrTaylor ...

Hey ..down there it's very dark...

I was wondering if you could lend your lighter.

Mine is a little ...

almost...

615/5000 empty.

Do not!

Moron.

This must be the tunnel of service.

Although now it is abandoned.

Hello!

This is stupid ...

Shit!

7 days a week the sexy club he brings you girls and more girls ..

The most beautiful girls in the place to celebrate an authentic orgy ..

Come on! Do not stay on the street and it happens without hesitation ..

Because tonight is night, enjoy to the fullest ..

It's the night of the wig psychedelic sex club ..

So do not hold back, and put it on your head ..

cheer up, go in and follow the rhythm of music ..

In the sexy club you will burn more than in hell

LEATHER SLEEVES

- Good! - Waths up! - ¡Qué hay! - ¡Buenas!

- Waths up! - Good!

- Good! How are you! - How are you! Good!

What's inside, buddy?

The night of the wig psychedelic

Which...?

The night of the wig psychedelic

THE NIGHT OF THE PSYCHEDELIC WIG

Come...

Music of the 70's. Try it Let's go...

Put it on ...

How are you? You feel it?

- Oh! yes... - You feel it? Can you feel it?

Feel it!

It's okay ..but ...

- Is not my style... - Oh no?

Try this ...

Classical ...

Classical ...

- Classic? - Yes ...

It is very popular among our senior clients.

Oh God!

No no...

Now this have your style

It's the fury of the 90's

The fury!!!

Test it!

How are you?

Without respect! No respect!

- You like? - I like it!

43 pounds!

43 pounds?

I'll take it!

You better come back ...

There is someone there?

From here I do not see the door.

You will have to scream so that can find the exit.

How funny!!!

This is really childish.

Goodnight Mr. Can I help you?

Is it a family business?

Do not...

Oh! give me a beer, please...

Do you want a free beer?

Oh! Yes, thank you very much.

They are 17 pounds with 63 pennies, sir ...

Can not be... Where we `ve got to... We'll leave it at 20 pounds.

20 pounds? I thought it was Gift...

That's what beer is called, Sir...

And a 5-pound surcharge for the service, sir ...

¿5 pounds, per service?

And another 5 for the use of chairs.

But I'm standing ...

You can not stand ...

Fuck the bitch! I hope it's worth the sorrow...

You will see! And very sexy.

Today I put on my boots to kick ass.

43 ...

63 ...

68 ...

73 ...

73 pounds?

Shit! What can I buy, today, with 73 pounds?

A wig and a beer ...

From the sky, traveling by time and space to the earth ..

the greedy hand of fate, open Pandora's box

Close that window!

Johnny and Max ...

The boys in the alley ...

What times ..hey! Maxi...

You and I against the world.

But it's over.

This is life...

Maybe I had no talent.

The funny thing is that ...

In the background...

I'm proud of you.

Even if you're a fucking asshole.

Sorry...

THE BOOK OF HOBBIES FOR BOYS.

I can not find the exit.

That I get in the ass!

ENGLAND WINS THE WORLD CUP.

EMMA THOMPSON VERY GOOD ACTUANDO.

Good...

There's nothing good in the newspaper.

Oh! Hello!

It's time for the show.

What the fuck is this?

It is a big bulge.

What do you think, whore stupid?

Then, take it out!

- What? - We already have many packages.

I do not want another one ...

Well, I did not bring it ... Damn old ...

This is how you speak, colleague ... Tell him ...

As usual...

Now you escape to the pub.

Oh no! you're wrong!

Where is? So.

Behind you...

Be careful with the suit, ma'am.

What the fuck is that?

It's a bloody bomb, is not it?

Do not!

Oh shit!

Bomb, attention ... Bomb!

It's not fair!

It's not ju ...

I tell you...

There is nothing like a program for the family.

That's true!

Goodbye!

Take care!

Oh! how I like to be at Sea side...

Oh! how I like to be at Sea side...

What are you doing in my house?

Crap in your bed.

Doing what?

Do not you notice how it got better the environment?

Disgusting whore.

You do not like?

Then, bring your ugly ass down here...

to surprise you larger...

I do not know ..is there always something new, right?

I already think so.

Let's go! let's start ...

Before this is over damn wig

Get naked!

No, get dressed again!

I feel as if I have died and I was in hell.

Come, boy.

Listen! miss!

- Do you have fire, friend? - Yes

- Thank you. - You are welcome.

Are you looking for someone?

Yes, with a good ass.

And a good pair of tits?

Oh yeah! I think so...

Like two zeppelins ...

Did he wear a blonde wig well putona?

Yes, she is.

And a big hairy ass?

Very likely...

Ugly as the ass?

But a beautiful voice ... and a horrible face.

Would you say a little bitch?

Oh yeah!

So you would call her bitch ...

Of course!

As everyone...

Do you know her?

So is...

Is my wife...

It has a lot of personality ... A lot of personality ...

- Do you think I'm blind? - Not!

Do you think I do not know what happened behind my back?

Nothing has happened behind your back.

The two fucking ... day and night.

Night and day!

I do not know what you are talking about.

I spend the night crying ... on my pillow.

I am sorry to hear that.

And my children ...

- Shrieking ..screaming like crazy. - It's okay, I understand!

I think I understand ...

×

You do not see it

Of course.

- You do not see it. - Yes I understand.

- Not... - Yes ...

- You do not see the point. - Yes, I do understand.

- No, you do not see THE POINT. - Yes, I see THE POINT.

- Really? - Yes?

Oh! yes?

Yes...

Yes?

Yes.

Yes?

Yes.

Let's go!

You're a rude guy, right?

Bigger than you.

- You called me a dwarf? - Yes

- Do you want some? - I want a little.

- You want it? - Give it to me.

- You realize? You do not see the point. - Yes, I see it.

- You can not, because I have it here. - I see.

You'll see...

Now you see it?

I see.

Max.

Maxwell

April 1975.

Dear Max,

I write you for ask you a favor.

I've heard good things from your brother's band

Especially Johnny.

As you know we are looking a first guitar ...

I would like to know if John is interested in joining us.

Could you ask him for us?

We know that you represent Ronnie Wood

Ronnie Wood?

So if Johnny does not want to, We could talk to Ronnie.

Greetings, buddy.

Mick jagger.

You never told me...

To your own brother ...

You betrayed me!!!

I could have been someone ...

But you...

Your...

Your...

Damn bastard !!!

That's life!

That was a great entrance ...

I think so, Trevor, I think so...

Boom, goodbye, goodbye ...

Hey! My balls!

Bitch!

I will be back...!

If I have time...

Testing! Testing!

Shit!

Flashbacks...

Hears! compa ..I'm you old friend, DrDrogui.

Remember me?

I have not seen you for a long time ...

You see?

What's up dude?

Have not they told you anything?

Do not!

You have been chosen to succeed.

It's your time to shine.

They wait for you, colleague ...

Who?

Who is waiting for me?

The most angels fachosos, compa ...

Clear!

They're all there, Elvis ...

Elvis?

Jimmy ...

Jimmy?

Janis ...

Janis!

Bing...

¿Bing?

The last of the great ... everyone is waiting for you

Clear!

You will take your guitar to a bright star.

Yes?

Where rainbow rivers They cry tears of diamonds.

Where paper swans fly by marble skies.

And the air ..the air ... It is sweet like honey.

I have no fucking idea of what I am saying.

But it's something that makes me cry.

Hears!

Are not you lying to me right?

Fuck the bitch! friend... you offend me!

Who? Why?

The big "D", colleague ...

How?

Destination...

Everything you should have ...

Now it's yours ...

Yes!

Your time has come, Johnny.

Yes?

The gods...

They are waiting for you.

Yes!!!

Can I see them...

It is true!

It really is true.

Play that crazy music ...

White...

Get down here, shit!

As my old man used to say ...

They do not like to be messed ...

And it is true...

They do not like it...

I did it!

I was looking for you

Who the fuck are you?

My card...

MrJesty.

Admiral.

Teacher.

Playing with cards? MrChance.

I should try to play with other people.

It is much more fun.

Seriously?

You are listening to Steve Wright, King of the radio

Good morning, ten years ago a tragic plane crash ..

He took the star's life biggest rock ..

Let's start your tribute with his 1976 hit ..

This is the emperor of rock Jonathan Taylor

They do not write songs like that anymore ...

But nevertheless...

There is good weather ...

It's fun!

Is...

Very funny.

Definitely Is not no rest for the wicked!

Can not be... Where we `ve got to...