Original subtitles

You know more than anybody what it's like to be different.

So it's even more important to have people around you

that you love. And they are...

here!

[Screaming]

-[She screams] -[Cheering, laughing]

This applies to the guests too: Don't fuck it up!

[Fred] The Countess.

You have to watch out or it will get boring.

-And stale. -[Fred] Tabitha.

If I'm being honest, I think it's a bit simple.

It's a shame.

[Fred] My Little Puny.

The message didn't come across; make it "bigger."

[Fred] Vanessa.

You guys were beaming; the love shone out.

It was beautiful.

-[Fred] You are this week's winner. -[Screams]

Dear girl, your time hasn't come yet.

Tabitha. Your time hasn't come either.

My dear Countess, bye bye, sweetheart.

[Melancholy piano music]

AFTER THE COUNTESS' ELIMINATION

[Groaning and sighing]

[Puny] Aw...

Dear, dear Queens,

thank you for everything.

Love you,

-And...? -Juices.

And juices.

Yours sincerely, The Countess.

[All] Aww.

She's overcome a lot, so props to her.

[Puny] What did you think of her lip sync?

She was lipsyncing, but uh...

she was moving like a penguin...

[Scattered, quiet laughter]

-She didn't do anything new. -No.

Ladies, I did it all in a corset.

-Girl. -Look.

[Chattering and laughing]

Oh, I've really slimmed myself down nice, girl.

There's paper here, right?

-No, no paper here... -[Chattering]

Maybe paper here, but the Countess is there!

[Yelling]

[Giggling]

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Oh, scrub, girl!

[All moaning] Scrub!

Oh, scrub, scrub!

Puny, Puny.

Who's going to be your new lesbian friend?

[Giggles] I think you will, darling.

-Haha, fuck me! -Haha, no thank you!

And now I'm just left with the other bitches.

But in the end, I'm just here to win.

Give up, love, you're not getting any closer to the crown.

[All] Top Five!

[Screaming excitedly]

And I won!

[Cheering]

-Congratulations. -How do you feel?

It's crazy. I'm so happy.

How do you feel about Vanessa winning?

Bitchy, bitter, die bitch... No.

[Laughter]

Too bad, Vivaldi.

Bit of a shocker, I think.

That I sent that girl home, one with a badge.

-[Tabitha] Upsie-daisie. -[Groaning]

Vanessa. Until we meet again.

-Dibs on Stevie's photo... -I don't think so, girl.

# RuPaul's Drag Race

# [Racers] Start your engine...

The winner of Drag Race Holland

will receive a beautiful crown and scepter from Fierce! Drag Jewels,

her own stage at Milkshake Festival,

and a cash prize of 15.000!

# ...best drag queen win...

The judges on this week's jury are

Carlo Boszhard

and Merol!

# ...best drag queen win! #

[Upbeat electronic music]

[Vanessa humming]

It's a new day. Episode 6.

I'm completely recharged. My win gave me a bit of...

self-confidence.

[Loud crack]

[Chattering]

One pin, one pin...

Two pins...

-No pins! -But a Barbie.

My Barbie...

I really want to do well in this competition,

so I have to, have to, have to do my best.

The Countess also had a pin and she's gone home.

Get it? I don't have any pins

and I'm going to the final.

-You'll need some better looks then. -[Gasps]

Girl. I'm Tabitha, I'm always beautiful.

And who's going home?

-[All] Not me. -Me neither.

[Tabitha laughs]

But who's going home...?

[Vanessa sucks her teeth]

-Vivaldi. -Yeah?

I can't deal with the attitude...

Can't deal with... the arrogance.

I kind of agree with the jury a bit,

in some areas, that you're pretty young.

And there's nothing wrong with that...

The only young blood!

I'm the only young person here among all these gravediggers.

So that says something, doesn't it?

-I'm just being honest. -Really honest.

-Learn from it. -[Loud crack]

Yeah, Tabitha's the only one without a badge.

So obviously you have a target on your back.

And then there's Vanessa.

You said my name, so you have to go home.

[Siren whoops]

Ru-mail!

-Hello, Queens! -[All] Hello, hi!

Drag queens like their coffee

the way they like their men.

Strong, hot...

and emotionally unavailable.

[Chuckling]

Now it's your turn to spill the tea!

[All] Huh? What?

Coffee, men.

Spill the tea...

-OK. -[Laughs]

What's it about?

I think we have to present something...

-Hey, hey! -[Yelling]

Hey, Fred!

One! Two!

Three! Four!

Five... Top Five!

[Fred laughs]

But really, Top Five.

You've been halved.

One of you will become

the next Drag Superstar.

-[All muttering] -Exciting.

But you guys know the saying:

"Work hard, play hard."

Mhmm.

Do you have enough oxygen?

Oh, Pit Crew!

[Cheering]

[Vanessa screams]

-Hello, honey! -[Excited chatter]

Oh!

Oh, girl, I was really looking.

Ugh, I wanna bury my face in all that.

I'm getting a little shy.

Queens.

Look at this.

-[Tabitha sighs] Lovely. -Sexy.

But also, can I just say,

less is boring.

Oh, Pit Crew!

[Screaming]

5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...

-Yes! -Whoo!

They just kept coming and coming...

[Cheering]

13, 14.

Getting warmer and warmer. Yoo-hoo!

[Fred] Sixteen lovely men.

But it gets better!

Men! Pants down!

-[Tabitha] No! -[All cheering]

Whoo!

Dear Queens, we're going to play a game.

[All] Ooh, nice.

An old-school memory game.

Because these men all have a, um,

a gay-moji on their butts.

And you each get eight attempts to match the gay-mojis correctly.

And the one with the most correct matches wins, obviously.

Tabitha, you may begin.

Lovely.

And to the other queens, sashay away.

Bye bye, darling.

[Both laugh]

I'd like to see Number 4.

Is something wrong with your mouth?

No...

[Laughing]

Number 16.

-[Buzzer sounds] -Unfortunately, no match.

14.

[Fred] Oh, a crown.

Oh, that suits me, heh heh.

12.

[Fred] Ooh!

I have my head in my hands, like...

Number 15.

[Both] Ooh!

A kiss.

Number 7.

[Vanessa, disappointedly] Meh.

[Keta] Number 10.

Number 10.

[Both gasp]

-[Fred] Hey! -Hey, we know that one!

Number 1, obviously.

[Both cheering]

-Yes, yes, yes! -Yeah, baby!

[Jibbering]

[Fred] Yes. Very manly of us.

Oh, yeah. Number 11.

-No match. -Good choice, though.

Yeah, good choice.

Fuck the matches. I'm looking at asses!

Number 1?

Mmm... hello.

Number 10.

[Gasps]

[Screaming]

We have a match!

Let's do 14.

-Yeah! -Oh, yes!

[Fred] Girlfriend.

Yes!

Number 7.

-Ooh... -[Quietly] Dammit!

Very bad at this game. Very bad.

But!

We're going to try one more time.

-Ok, Number 15? -15.

[Gasps] Number 3?

-[Puny] Yes! -Yes, bitch!

12?

-Yes! -Yes!

3... 4 matches.

Number 9.

Number 5.

[Puny gasps]

[Fred] Yes!

How, girl?!

[Puny] Love it.

I had a third, a fourth, and a fifth!

Yes!

You still have one try.

...Number 5...?

Oh...

[Fred] Oh well, girl.

Turn around?

[Fred] Wahey!

Sexy boys!

-Whoo, Queens. -Whoo...

One of you had 5 sets correct.

And that was...

My Little Puny!

[Cheering]

Congratulations, girlfriend.

Now on to the Maxi Challenge. It's going to be really fun.

You guys are sometimes jealous of me,

because I present this program in a grandiose way.

-Right? -[All] Yep.

But you really have to study it well.

-[All] Ooh... -So, today you will be...

playing a role in...

Coffee...

Coffee... Maid!

[All] Ah!

-You're all going... -[High-pitched laughing]

Do you know how hard autocue is?!

Autocue is really something.

Being able to act it out and read at the same time.

So it's really exciting to be doing this challenge.

My Little Puny, you won.

Which means you get to choose your role first.

[All] Ooh.

The rest of you?

You'll have to fight for the remaining roles.

-[All] Ooh... -Bring it on.

Racers, start your engines, and may the best

-TV host win! -[Cheering]

Bye bye, darling.

[Excited chatter]

[All] Coffee Maid!

Everybody has a role.

But I've already found mine.

-Pajama break? -What does "medium" mean?

A psychic, like, "Oh, I see that you..."

[Pronouncing it in Dutch] Oh, a "medium."

Dutch. Difficult, eh?

You're a bit medium.

I get to pick a role

and I'm finding it really difficult.

I have to pick something that suits me.

I'll be the co-host having problems with her muff.

-Ok. [Crosstalk] -Medium! Medium.

I want that one too.

Maybe I can bring my spiritual side, ommm, to it.

-What spiritual side? -Girl.

I can be a witch, darling. I can be a witch.

Doesn't matter.

If she wants that role, let her have it.

It doesn't matter which role I get. I'm good.

-Girls, girls, girls. -Oh!

Recovered yet?

-A bit. -Yes.

... with the allocating...

I also said it would be hard, eh? Coffee, Coffee Maid

Autocue, live television.

So I thought, "Well, now.

"It'll be boring doing it alone."

So I've invited someone.

[All] Oh!

The Queen of Daytime Television.

Catherine Keyl!

[Screaming]

[Announcer] The 5 O'Clock Show with Catherine Keyl.

She knows how to read an autocue

and how to improvise

and how to carry a show as the host.

She's perfect for this challenge.

I thought I'd take some pressure off.

-Thank you. -See you later!

[Chattering]

Girl, I'd like to do the wig...

I did the wigs for Fred last season, for Envy, Madness...

if anybody knows how to sell a wig, it's me.

I'd like to be the other host, girl.

Me too, I'd like that role.

Tabitha wants the role of "other host" too?

Yeah, not happening.

I want that role.

-Are we going to fight? -Come on, I feel a fight!

A real fight? You want to fight?

[Vanessa] Fight, come on!

[Crosstalk]

-I'm gonna be the over-enthusiastic host. -I'm going to be the host.

You'll have to do it with her.

Who would you rather do it with?

Oh, I have to pick?

Yes.

I'd rather do it with her.

They're besties.

They know how to play off each other.

So I say, "Hey, never mind." I'll do it myself.

Do what you want, I'll rock them anyhow, girl.

I'm a born actress.

Doesn't matter which role I get.

It's still my role.

[Electronic music]

Ooh!

Brrrrrush-ah!

[Cheerful string music]

[Fred laughs]

-[Fred] Queens! -Woah.

[Fred] Oh, look at that!

Firstly, Queens, may I introduce you to

the Grande Dame of Dutch television: Catherine Keyl!

-[Applause] -[Catherine]Thank you.

Catherine, these are the remaining queens.

They're competing for the title of Next Drag Superstar.

But tonight they'll be making television.

A talk show, yes. I'm intrigued.

You've been doing TV for a long time. Do you have any advice for the queens?

Well, I think it's really important that you stay true to yourself.

And consider the questions

and be natural.

-They're very natural. -Very natural, yes.

And what about autocue? That's difficult.

Oh, yes, definitely. Well.

You know it, the text that scrolls up?

I hope you're lucky and it doesn't go too fast.

Because you do have to know your lines,

because if it goes off, you're just sitting there with no words.

Well. [Chuckles] Good luck!

Yes, exactly!

We're going to watch from a distance.

Have you ever in your career

put a banana in your décolletage?

[Catherine] No. Not that I know of .

-Oh, well. -But I don't have a décolletage.

Not like that.

You know it's there, yeah?

-Oh, that's where my snack went. -[Fred laughs]

[Fred] Ok, ladies. Ready?

-Yes. -Let's go!

Come on, let's go sit.

[Laughing and cheering]

Ok, Queens.

We're going to practice first...

Yeah, your boobs are out.

You'll have to fix that, national television is hard...

Eva Jinek realness.

Boobies!

Can somebody please help?

[Both] Hello?

Very chic.

Nobody? Ok, I'll do it.

They're all underpaid.

I'm sitting with these stupid tits.

-[Sighing] -Ok, where were we?

Are you ready to record?

Yes.

Good luck. And uh, don't fuck it up, eh?

-[Projector whirring] -Camera!

Five! Four! Three!

Two. One! We're on.

[# Cover of Koffietijd theme]

[Singing badly] Coffee, Coffee Maid !

Hey, girls! And welcome to...

Coffee Maid!

This is the show for all the girls

who apparently have nothing better to do

at 10 am on a work day.

In this episode of Coffee Maid, we'll be...

[Fred] Stop, stop.

-"In this episode..." -Ok.

Faster.

In this episode of Coffee Maid, we'll be

contently cackling about kooky questions in a comical context.

Another wonderful episode with all kinds of

topics and subjects and...

Girl! What are you doing?!

Girl, I had a really intense night

and I'm worried something's still stuck in my pussy...

Girl! You can't say that word on TV!

Children are watching!

[Screaming] Hey, kids!

What, oh pussy, oh sorry! I mean my box,

my muff, my mouse, my...

Our first topic is a new TikTok dance trend,

which has caused a lot of fuss recently.

Concerned parents fear that this provocative and flamboyant dance

is causing extreme sluttiness.

But yes. To start with, we're going to demonstrate

how to effectively do this devil's dance.

Girls, let's go!

QUEENS MAKE UP THE SLUTTY TIKTOK DANCE

[Heavy bass dance music]

[Queens moaning]

[Phone ringing]

The phone's ringing, phone's ringing.

Girls, this just won't do.

By showing this on national television,

your viewers will be spontaneously transformed into massive sluts.

Now I'm feeling awfully slutty.

Do you want that on your consciences?

I want to talk to the Head Coffee Maid now!

The Head Coffee Maid? That's me!

-That's me! -That's me.

-I'm the Head Coffee Maid. -I am the Head Moffee Caid!

I'm the Head Coffee Maid!

[Screaming and arguing]

[The medium whimpers]

Ow!

-Oh! Oh! -I'm the Head Coffee Maid.

-... I ... am the Head Coffee Maid! -[Screams]

[Yelling, exclaiming in pain]

Catherine, have you ever done something like that with your co-host?

Uhhh...

-No. -No, right?

I always worked alone.

No, true.

Fine! You're the Head Coffee Maid.

Now do you see?

[Keta stuttering through the lines]

-Now for a break! -Now for a break.

Onto the break.

A break already?

We don't have any lines here...

Um. Ok, lines are gone.

-We'll have a break. -Onto the break.

-And stop. -That's what I said earlier.

You have to know what's going on.

If that thing goes off, the autocue,

you're stuck if you don't know your lines.

You have to use your imagination to keep going.

[Fred] Ok, girls.

We're on in three, two... [Mouths]

[Yelling and screaming]

... Coffee Maid!

Now do you see?

And now for a break!

A break already? We just started, girl.

Don't complain, girl. We get paid for the breaks.

And momma's saving for her new porno palace in Mykonos!

[Laughing]

See you soon!

We're totally in our Dynasty fantasy.

Alexis, eat your heart out.

Are you ready to go live?

Yes!

We're on.

Are you a total loser without a tall wig,

who doesn't even have to duck to get through a doorway?

Try it now!

The Biggie... Wiggy...

Brrrrrrrrush-ah!

This crazy brush gives all my wigs phenomenal volume.

With such a lovely hairdo, you're sure to be every party's ultimate

[Moaning] hiiiiiiiigh-point!

But I didn't always have such a wonderful, whopping, winning,

wondrous, winsome wig, love.

Take a look at these embarrassing "before photos."

Ugh.

[Sad music]

My head's in my hands.

Literally.

Why are my la... wigs always so flat?

Stop, stop, stop. Pay attention to the lines.

"Why are my wigs always so flat?"

Why are my wigs always so flat?

A flat ass I can live with.

There's padding for that.

But I can't fix this!

I can't take it!

[Sobbing]

I've tried everything.

Heaps of hairspray!

And tennis-elbow-causing backcombing!

The tennis elbow from backcombing is a really funny joke,

but it wasn't clear, so could you maybe...

-[Tabitha] Articulate? -Yes.

I've got tennis elbow from backcombing!

[Screaming] I've had enough!

Oh, thank God, that was tough.

Respect to all newsreaders and colleagues because it's really tough.

-SHE CAUSES A TECHNICAL FAILURE -I've had enough.

I've had ENOUGH!!!

[She gasps]

THEY MEET. UNHAPPY BLACK-WHITE QUEEN MEETS HAPPY COLORFUL QUEEN

-Ah! -Oh!

-You're me! -I'm you!

Girl, what's with your hair?!

Oh no!

That's no Vivaldified.

More like Tabitha Time.

[Vivaldi] Mmm...

[Both] Try it now!

The Biggie... Wiggy...

Brrrrrrush!

Be careful!

Tall wigs catch [..]

-[Blows raspberry] -[Fred laughs]

The medium's going now.

-Ok. -Do you have any tips for Vanessa?

Yes, I really love Belgium and people that speak Flemish,

but our Dutch ears have to get used to it.

So try not to speak too quickly

or you'll lose the joke, you know?

Yeah. Ok.

Four, three, two...

Oh, hey, girls!

Welcome back to Coffee Maid!

Are you still fiddling with your snatch?!

Welcome back!

I'm amazed you haven't switched the channel yet.

I would have done it ages ago.

And now to our medium.

Personally, I prefer large.

She's going to tell you how depressing your future's going to be.

Tell us, dear dignified Queen,

what you see in your crystal ball.

Is it a child or a relationship?

Or a year-long masturbation session?

Take it away, girl!

Welcome, ladies, and welcome, ladies at home.

Call me.

I'll answer all your spiritual inquiries

about love, lust,

licking, lubrication, lesbians, lollies,

latex, lungs, Lorette Schrijver, [Deep breath] Quinty Trustfull,

and Plll... [Slurring] La Lau.

-Call the number below... -CALL 0909-POPPYCOCK

... for answers to all your pressing questions, such as

[In a deep voice] "Is my sugar daddy gonna dump me

"as soon as I'm 25?"

And the most asked question:

[Squeakily] "Is my grandma watching over me from heaven

"when I - oh! - masturbate?"

Yeah, always.

Brring!

-Oh, the telephone! -Brring!

Hello?

Yeah, hello?

I have a little question.

I think there's a poltergeist in my house.

I hear strange noises as if a ghost was haunting the house.

It's really stressful.

So my question to you is:

How do I get it in my bed?

Well, hold on to your butt, darling,

for I must enter a trance.

I FEEL!

A presence...

[Flatly] Molly.

You are in danger, girl.

[Quietly] Idiot.

That's the wrong informant.

[In a booming voice] Fred!

You want to get me in be-he-he-ed...

Come with the banana.

[Heavy sigh]

Oh, shit.

Getting into it.

My turban falls off.

I'm feeling really insecure.

[Snickering off-screen]

Was that helpful?

-Thank you, lovely. -Thank you.

-[Vanessa sighs] -How are you?

Completely, completely shattered.

Thanks, girl.

Ooh, shit.

And so nice that you were able

to answer so many existential questions.

Oh, heavens!

I'm getting another one!

Oh, wow! The spirit world,

live in the studio!

Oh, yes!

I'll tell them.

You need to wrap it up.

[Fred wheezes]

Awkward!

Oh, fine. That was it for today!

Thanks for watching and... oh!

-Oh! -[Screams]

This was Coffee Maid!

You're the Coffee Maid!

[Singing badly] Coffee, coffee...

Maid!

Queens.

We really enjoyed it. We laughed a lot.

It wasn't always flawless...

But it can't be flawless. They only got the script an hour before.

Everybody thinks it's easy,

but it's actually really difficult, what you've done.

I was really impressed, truly.

I'd say, enjoy your beautiful looks a little longer,

and Catherine and I are going to

get a coffee.

[All] Bye!

AFTER FILMING COFFEE MAID

[Vanessa] Shame.

[Woman] You don't think it went well?

[Vanessa] Of course not, the thing fell off.

I see Vanessa talking to everybody, about like,

"Oh, this happened, that happened."

And she does that a lot if she's feeling insecure.

Then... she goes to all the cast members like,

"Oh, yeah, was it good? Was it fun? Blah blah blah."

And I think, girl, have faith in yourself.

Just, be you.

And just have some faith in yourself.

-Are you going to tell everyone? -Does that bother you?

Yes.

I answered in a very polite way:

"Is that annoying you?"

And the answer, very arrogantly: Yes.

-Get a grip. Just get a grip. -Don't be so bitter.

That went down the wrong way.

And uh.

All hell broke loose.

Girl. My blood pressure went up.

I saw white.

I'm actually really angry.

Que pasa?

It bothers her that I told somebody,

"Shame the thing fell off."

And she's like, oh, I'm telling everyone.

So it's my problem she's emotionless?

My turban fell off, my biggest frustration is my hair.

I have two big gaps in my hairline,

and um,

I always hide it with a hat or a headband.

Apparently it was about Vanessa's hair problem

and I did not get that. It went right over my head.

I felt very vulnerable at that moment.

And then out of the blue, there's a knife in your back.

Mm-mm.

Not with me.

-What was the reaction? -No, it wasn't a reaction,

you should have seen the way she said it.

[Tabitha] Ok.

Everybody has a problem with her arrogance, right?

And the meanness.

I always got the feeling

that if something goes wrong for someone,

especially in the Race, that she likes it.

Don't be so dramatic.

-Just get a grip. -Stop being so dramatic.

You're arrogant.

And you're being dramatic.

Yeah, but you're fucking arrogant.

-And you're a fucking drama queen. -Get a grip.

-Blah blah blah. -Grow up! Grow up and be normal.

Do your thing. Just do your thing.

It's not my problem you're emotionless.

Get a fucking grip.

[Sighs]

[Tense music]

Idiot.

[Huffs]

[Clatter]

Now, welcome to The Tea with Tabitha! Lovely!

But when I explode, it gets dangerous.

[Tense, fast music]

Girls.

This is silly. I don't know what's happened,

but shouldn't you talk about it?

Funny how Vanessa can say anything about anyone

and that's fine, according to her,

but as soon as anybody says something tiny about her,

she's all bam, bam, bam.

It's strange, I have no problems with anybody else,

but you're emanating so much arrogance.

I'm not the only one that thinks that. We all do.

Vanessa suddenly says that everybody thinks I'm a hypocrite.

Everybody thinks I'm arrogant, bitchy.

And that. Yeah, that really hit me hard.

You have a very, very arrogant aura about you.

And that's the reason we don't get on.

Everybody thinks so!

-They should tell me. -I dare you to say so.

You need to grow up, that's your problem.

And learn to say sorry.

Because I have more I could say, about stuff I know.

And I know something

that's going on.

Girl, watch out.

Really watch out.

Really watch out.

Watch me!

Are you going to say it, Vanessa?

Or are you not?

Say it, or not?

Everything comes to a head.

- Ok. - Yeah?

You want to talk about the phone?

About the phone that you have?

No? Better not.

Who's more honest, me or you?

Our contract clearly states no telephones.

And he has one.

You are such a snake.

Because, first you're all, "Oh, you can trust me, dear."

And then something tiny happens and it's

datatatatat.

And I think that's rude

and behind-your-back.

And I think that's a shame, because I didn't see it coming.

[Mimics explosion]

-Girl. -You have a phone in your room.

I don't. You are a fake bitch.

That doesn't mean anything.

It does!

It tells us how honest you are, as a person.

You are fake from A to Z.

I don't have any problems with Tabitha, with Keta,

with anybody.

It's always you.

You always point fingers and cause people pain at bad times.

And that is done with.

I think you're projecting.

No! You have to own up and think about what you say.

I'm frustrated because I

have a hair problem.

Ok?!

-So you shut your mouth. -Ok.

-Sorry, I didn't... -And say sorry when you need to!

Girl!

-I didn't know... -Leave me alone.

-Can I... -Leave me alone.

Can I say something too, girlfriend?!

Girl, you need to learn one thing.

I wasn't born yesterday. I'm not your mother.

You say what you want to her, but not to me.

You will respect me.

-I respect you. -You don't.

Do too!

You need to respect us all,

not like having a fucking phone in your room.

[Muttering] You're a fake cheater.

At that point, I was just thinking, "Shut your mouth, you stank whore."

That's it.

I am here to play fair.

This is also playing fair.

Done, finished. And I'll show you where the phone is.

If you have a phone, you can look stuff up,

uh, find inspiration,

[Stuttering]

prepare stuff, you can phone people.

It's simply not allowed.

And it says so. You have to sign.

So the fact she even brought a phone,

I'm thinking, girl...

Girl....

Can I call?

Girl! Seriously?!

I'm not doing this.

Fuck you and shut up.

That's what I said. Ok, bye.

-[Vivaldi] Fuck you. -Girl.

Ehehe, fuck you!

With pleasure.

And then the whole werk room turns into "Fuck, fuck, fuck!"

All that stupid shit that you do and they're young. They're young.

If I'd done that at 21, there'd have been consequences.

She's young? Please.

No way. No way.

No way.

I feel like shit.

Really, really shit.

I haven't felt this shit in years.

It got to me more than I thought.

Like, when she was all, "Everyone thinks you're arrogant,

"a bitch."

That actually really hurt.

That's not my intent.

In general, I'm a bit more [Clears throat] negative

than I should be because of depression and other things.

And I also think it's shit.

And it saps my energy and, for a long time,

it's really hurt to hear that everybody thinks I'm arrogant

or a bitch, or hates me, or blah blah blah.

And. Yeah.

I hope they can solve it,

because the runway's tomorrow.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Fred's Angels!

[Exciting electronic music]

[She screams]

[All mimicking gunfire]

Aha!

Body go!

[Laughing]

I'm feeling a bit of tension.

How's that happened?

I don't know. Explain it?

I'll just say this: #Vi-false-di.

[Tabitha muffles a laugh]

[Quietly] Now, now.

Let's let the energy build up and get it all out on the runway.

Maybe that's a good idea?

Good idea.

[Tabitha] Two looks, opposites attract.

I think we're good for opposites.

And with contrasts.

But it's only for fun.

May the best woman win!

[Upbeat music]

We're nearly at the finish line. There's only five people.

This is a very important runway.

The gloves are off now.

[# "Cover Girl, by RuPaul]

# Cover girl

# Put the bass in your walk

# Head to toe

# Let your whole body talk

# And what?

Welcome to the Main Stage of Drag Race Holland.

This creative poof

got his start with Pauze TV,

and moved on up with Hitbingo and Telekids.

And, with his professional skills,

has been a member of Dutch TV royalty for years.

Carlo Boszhard!

Say, Carlo, do you have any good tips for our queens?

Not for the queens, but for you...

-[Fred gasps] -I...

Uh, I...

I think you're great.

Ha ha ha. Carlo is out of the finale.

She's currently playing in the Videoland Original

Follow de SOA.

But we mostly know her from her lovely, spicy and campy songs;

actress, singer, and style icon: Merol!

Say, Merol, what's your favorite song of yours?

"Shut your mouth and eat me out."

We just met. Stop that.

And of course, our permanent jury member.

A woman whose opinions are always backed up

and I've known her my whole life:

Maraike Salmonella!

Marieke Samallo.

Gesundheit.

This episode, the queens were given the challenge

of presenting not one, but two looks.

Looks where their chosen opposites take center stage.

Racers, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen win!

Hup hup!

Category is: Opposites Attract.

[Fred] Tabitha.

From a wedding to a funeral.

[Merol] Tabitha, will you marry me?

You slutty, slutty bride.

[Tabitha] The one girl is marrying the love of her life.

The other one's bitter because she's just buried her man

and she's off to look for another.

[Carlo] Oh, others could stand to learn something from this.

[Fred and Carlo laugh]

So I send the look off.

The one girl is like "Oh!" [Simpers]

And the other one's all, "Bitch..."

"Who's next?"

Vanessa van Cartier.

Death and life.

# Skeleton dance

# Skeleton dance!

Whoo!

[Vanessa] A normal person might do life and then death.

I'm doing death and life.

I nearly saw death myself,

but I fought it.

I made sure it never got that far.

And then comes life.

[Marieke] I think she's trying to plant something on us.

[Carlo] Are you scary picking?

-Berry! -Berry.

# And if I fly

# Or if I fall

# I'm on my way [I'm on my way]

# Fly, fly, fly, fly Oh-oh, oh-oh...

Vivaldi. Cupido and cupidon't.

[Carlo] Looks like she's magnetically attracted something.

[Fred laughs]

The theme of my runway today is Cupido and Cupidon't.

I have a love-hate relationship with love.

[Merol] Ah, right there.

[Fred laughs] You're still very vulgar, eh, girl?

On the one hand, I'm super into love

and,, on the other, I think "Fuck love.

"Fuck everything. I'm doing great by myself."

Love's just another distraction.

[Merol] # The look of love

# And I'm lovin' it

Keta Minaj. Yin and yang.

[Marieke] Who's tried to paint her black?

[Keta] I can see a lot of opposites in both looks.

Are you a good witch? Or are you a bad witch?

The night may be dark,

but the morning always comes.

[Judges scream]

Rrrrrr-cha!

[Merol] Reveal!

[Fred] I have no words; my jaw's on the floor.

[Carlo talking with mouth open]

[Fred] Oh, yeah I think so too.

[Merol] # Hanging with the girls, keta #

...Minaj.

[Judges laughing]

My Little Puny. Love and hate.

[Marieke] Ah. I see Zorro on the runway.

[Carlo] Why does she have an envelope? Can't she find her box?

-[Fred laughs] -I mean the box, the mailbox!

[Fred] Vulgar! Lovely.

Hate represents my inner saboteur.

But not today, Satan!

From now on, there's only room for positive times.

[Fred] Little girls for the red!

[Puny] Love wins.

Dear Queens. Firstly, thank you

for your beautiful runway looks.

Both looks.

We really enjoyed them.

But before we go any further, there's something I want to discuss.

Vivaldi.

Tell us.

I, uh, had an illegal phone in my possession.

I'm not going to hide behind excuses. I know it's not allowed.

I did it anyway.

I know...

that it's dishonest, to the queens and to you.

I'm sorry about that, my apologies.

I take full responsibility

for it.

You guys have a hotel.

And the rule is: no telephone.

And it's not for nothing.

And I understand that it's difficult.

Socially, you want to communicate. It's not allowed.

And you snuck a phone in.

And I'm bloody angry about it.

Because you're a fierce queen.

But really, play by the fucking rules!

Sorry.

That I brought it, sorry that I...

yeah, didn't play by the rules.

And I've learned from it.

-Is that a sincere sorry? -Yes.

I don't say sorry often.

But when I do, I mean it.

[Clears throat]

As you can imagine, the queens

weren't happy; neither was the jury.

-I get that. -And normally, personally,

I wouldn't want to see you, but I don't have time for that.

I'm finding it difficult to know what I should and can do with you.

Sorry, again.

Before we continue, I'd like to hear from the queens

about your thoughts on the situation.

Because I have to do something.

Tabitha.

If you're grown up enough to do something,

you also have to be grown up enough to suffer the consequences.

Not just in daily life, but in everything.

Absolutely. What should they be in your opinion?

I would say disqualification.

Vanessa van Cartier.

Where do you stand?

I can't tolerate injustice.

I grew up with discipline.

And respect.

And if there isn't any, then there's the door.

-[Thunder crashes] -[Fred] Ok.

Keta.

I think you're a really fucking fierce performer,

but I don't really get how you can just ignore the rules.

What possessed you to bring it?

It was literally, I'm ill.

When you called your mother, was that because of your illness?

-I didn't call my mom. -I saw.

-Girl, no, I... -But I saw.

-You mustn't lie. -You musn't lie!

-You're lying. -You're lying.

This is really hard because I think very highly of Vivaldi.

But it goes against my principles.

I don't like injustice either.

I would also have liked to look something up

before a particular challenge.

I didn't get that chance too,

so this is a really difficult...

-... situation. -Yes.

It certainly is.

We'll leave it for now and come back to it.

And we'll discuss your looks now.

Starting with...

Tabitha.

I think you're fantastic. You look totally fresh as a bride.

You also look very pretty now.

But on the runway, I saw an uncertain

sort of half comedy, half not.

I want to cry because you really deserve it.

You're really very good.

But not quite enough for me to say, "Hah! There she is."

[Fred] I've really enjoyed you.

In Coffee Maid too.

I have to keep looking at you, the little game you're playing...

lovely.

Looking at the other queens, I'm thinking, "Is it enough?"

I'm asking myself.

Yeah.

Vanessa van Cartier.

Hi, Fred.

[Carlo] I thought the first act was missing eyelashes.

Skeletons don't have eyelashes.

[Loud laughter]

That is true.

So neither did the act.

Ok. Noted.

I'll cross that out.

The first act I wasn't in love with, but who am I?

The second act...

This outfit, I should say,

in the bloom of your life, and you are.

And your exit that time, I saw you pushing something away.

Is that right? What was that?

Three years ago, I almost committed suicide.

And today, I'm in the bloom of my life. I don't hate looking at myself.

That's why I appear beautiful here.

It was...

-from the heart. -Thank you.

I'm very impressed.

Thank you for being so honest

and sharing your story with us. There's always light at the end of the tunnel.

-Thank you. -But what about Coffee Maid?

Acting, it's maybe not your thing.

Vivaldi.

I didn't write anything.

I'm a mega fan.

It's art, what you do.

[Marieke] It's beautiful, no matter what you do.

Think of your future. Invest in your future.

I don't think we need any mean girls.

[Fred] And Coffee Maid.

-[Mouthing] -Yes, girl.

Not that tasty.

It wasn't your strongest performance.

Next up, Keta Minaj.

Hey, bitch.

[Marieke] You surprised me.

It was beautiful, well-executed.

Don't do your lips like that anymore,

because it makes your mouth very serious.

The reveals - stunning!

What I also thought was great, was how at the moment

it could have gone wrong - like how this dress makes it hard to walk -

you did something with it.

When you jumped away, you made something good out of it.

I'm unbelievably proud.

Girl.

Girl!

[As host] Hi, girl! Welcome, girl!

Coffee Maid!

[All laughing]

I. Screamed. Laughing.

Yeah. We were totally in our element.

You guys were definitely in your element.

You two were phenomenal.

Ultimately, you stood out above the rest.

Now on to My Little Puny!

The first look... I thought the hat was wicked,

but the rest was a little boring compared to what you're wearing now.

But your butt looked great in it, so...

Bravo for that.

For the second look, in contrast,

you came out with a totally different vibe.

A totally different energy, I found it refreshing.

It was well done. Very nice.

[Fred] Ok, ladies.

We're about to hang out with the ladies, ladies, ladies.

Hang out with the ladies.

And gossip about you.

And see what we're going to do.

And we'll see you in a bit.

Bye bye, darling!

[Vanessa sighs happily]

How do you guys feel?

[Tabitha] I don't know, dear.

Am I a comedy queen?

-Yes. -Do I have to, every time...

Yeah.

And how do you feel?

Obviously I think it's shit that it's happened.

But I'm not going to sit in the corner and cry.

-No. -I'll do that tonight.

[Quiet laughter]

I had expected you to apologize sooner,

but I'm happy you did.

Yes. And I mean it, too.

I wanted you to apologize too, but I hope you stay part of the group...

You know, it actually really hurts that

that's how people feel about me because I don't mean it that way.

We're all totally fierce queens, all five of us.

And uh...

Yes, even if we have big arguments...

Yeah. I'm really proud

of us all.

[Tabitha] Shall we toast to that?

Cheers.

-Cheers. -Cheers, bitches.

-I can't reach. -I can't get any further.

This thing looks good, but I can't move.

My dear jury members.

Exciting episode. Because um...

Five queens.

But one that broke the rules.

Let's start with Tabitha's look.

She's really improved, in terms of her makeup.

It's softer, it's prettier.

It's just, look who's standing next to her.

Then it just feels cumbersome.

[Fred] And? In Coffee Maid?

I could not stop laughing.

But she didn't nail it.

Vanessa van Cartier.

I think there will be a time she surprises us more.

And that she'll go far.

The performance, putting on a show;

that's Vanessa van Cartier.

Would you want to see her in a soap or in a play?

No.

Keta Minaj.

In my opinion, she's the best of the bunch.

She just nailed it.

[Fred] When she does something, she goes for it.

In the Snatch Game, she went for it.

In Coffee Maid , she went for it.

My Little Puny.

My Big Disappointment.

But stunning, and!

I have to say, she was really very good in Coffee Maid.

-Oh. -And then...

[Sighs]

Vivaldi.

It's just art. It's just...

So much more than an outfit.

Only... she wasn't smiling with her eyes.

You have to smile, no matter what's going on off-screen.

-I don't give a shit! -No.

I just want to see you perform.

[Fred] Acting is not her strong suit.

[Sighing] Ok.

It's really hard.

-I'm going to be really clear now... -I would say...

[Crosstalk]

Shut your mouth!

And eat me out.

-Me too. -[Merol giggles]

I've made my decision.

Bring back... my girls.

I've really thought about it

and I've come to the following conclusions.

Keta Minaj.

You...

are this week's winner. Condragulations.

You win a 1.000 voucher for Mr. B.

-[Queens] Ooh! -Your fetish specialist, baby, haha!

But that's not all, because...

every winner receives, not money,

but a...

[All] Pin.

"The feather up your butt so your competitors don't forget!"

Pin.

-Hup hup! -Hup hup.

Congratulations, darling.

You may go stand at the back.

And we have really enjoyed you, thank you.

And no more David Bowie wigs, eh?

Let's move on.

My Little Puny.

You...

are also through. Condragulations.

Thank you.

You may go stand by the other queen.

Three beautiful queens stand before me.

Tabitha.

Vanessa van Cartier.

And Vivaldi.

My dear Tabitha.

You are a fierce queen.

You're sweet, you're fun to work with.

You serve good looks.

Is it good enough?

Vanessa van Cartier.

You are an amazing performer.

Maybe not everything in Drag Race is

"your thing",

but what you show us, you do with finesse.

And the problem daughter of this episode.

Dear, dear Vivaldi.

You have so much talent.

You are so original and I prayed so hard to hear it.

Tabitha.

You...

will unfortunately be lipsyncing tonight.

[Clicks tongue] It's my stage.

Vanessa van Cartier and Vivaldi.

That means automatically that one of you will be lipsyncing.

And that person will be...

Vivaldi.

And I'll tell you why.

Your looks are fantastic.

But I can't just let what happened go.

So you have to fight...

for your place.

And I get the feeling you've already given up a bit here.

So show us...

that you're really lipsyncing for your life.

I think it's really grim to have to lip sync against Tabitha.

She's everybody's favorite. Everybody loves her.

And as we've seen, uh...

that's not true for me.

Dear Vanessa.

That means you're through to next week.

Thank you.

-Condragulations. -Thank you.

You may go stand by the other queens.

Ok, Tabitha, Vivaldi.

You can see that there are very few queens left.

You both want to be in the top four.

Hm-hm!

Give it your all.

Make us go crazy.

Tonight, you will be lipsyncing

to "Lekker met de Meiden" by Merol.

This is your last chance

to convince me

that you don't deserve to be sent home.

It is time...

to lip sync for your life!

Good luck and don't fuck it up.

HANGIN' WITH THE LADIES, MEROL

[Breathing rhythmically]

# Hangin' with the ladies, coffee

# Hangin' with the ladies, carrot cake

# Hangin' with the ladies, bean bag

# I used to really want a horse

# Hangin' with the ladies, fashion

# Hangin' with the ladies, watching weight

# Hangin' and online shopping

# Isn't it nice to be a lady

# Hangin' with the ladies, chatting

# Hangin' with the ladies, all in red

# Hangin' with the ladies, keta

# You have your whole life ahead of you

# Hangin' with the ladies, hair bun

# Hangin' it all out and all about

# Hangin' with the ladies, face mask on

# Everything is fine

# Hangin' with the ladies, ladies, ladies

# Ladies, ladies, ladies, don't leave me

# Hangin' with the ladies, ladies, ladies

#Ladies, don't leave me

# Hangin' with the ladies, ladies, ladies

# Ladies, ladies, ladies, don't leave me

# Hangin' with the ladies, ladies, ladies

#Ladies

# [Gently] Ladies are everything to me

# And if somebody asks me

# Hey, who are you?

# Hangin' with the ladies

# Who cares

# Just be chill

# Quiet

# I do whatever I want

# Hangin' with the ladies, ladies, ladies

# Hangin' with the ladies, ladies, ladies

# Hangin' with the ladies, ladies, ladies

Hey!

# Hangin' with the ladies, ladies, ladies [Hangin' with the ladies]

# Ladies don't leave me [Hangin' with the ladies]

# Ladies, don't leave me

# Hangin' with the ladies, ladies, ladies

# Ladies, don't leave me [Hangin' with the ladies]

# Hangin' with the ladies

# Ladies, don't leave me

# Ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies

# Hangin' with the ladies [Ladies, ladies, ladies]

# Ladies, ladies, ladies, yeah

# Ladies, ladies, ladies,

# Hangin' with the ladies

# Ladies, ladies, don't leave me #

[Cheering]

[Carlo] Whoah-hoho!

Woo-hoo!

Bravo!

My dear Queens.

I've made my decision.

Standing before me are...

the youngest

and the oldest drag queen of this season.

Tabitha, how old were you again?

[Coughing] 47.

[Laughter]

And Vivaldi?

22.

Laugh all you like, but this is not pleasant,

because one of you is going home.

Vivaldi.

Sweet girl, your time hasn't come.

Shantay, you stay.

And you're one step closer to the podium.

Darling, I am very shocked by this.

I hope you can make up with the girls you're going to do this with.

-Me too. -Talk to each other.

Because you need each other, in this race,

but outside too.

I hope you've learned your lesson.

-Absolutely. -No more phones.

And I'll see you next time.

You may stand by the other queens.

Thank you.

You did so well.

-No more bullshit? -No more bullshit.

[Muttering]

[Quietly] Thank you, dear.

Dear, dear Tabitha.

How I, we, have enjoyed your company.

There were 10.

And you made it to the last five.

Darling, you always say you're an old drag queen.

No girl, you are a fierce drag queen.

With so much more to you.

And, ok, maybe not your own stage at Milkshake,

but believe me, darling, we're going to Milkshake.

And we're going to the bar and I'll scrounge up some coins

and we'll have a wonderful day together.

And believe me,

you had much more to show us.

You're never too old to learn, darling,

I got further that I expected, even with my mouth.

[Laughing] And how.

And how, darling.

-Love you! -Thank you!

My dear Tabitha.

We've enjoyed your company immensely.

But for now,

sashay away.

Bye bye, darling.

-Bye bye, love. -Hope to see you soon.

You know me!

It's me, Tabitha. [Clicks tongue]

[Judges laugh]

Woohoo!

Love you!

I'm proud that I threw myself into the lions' den.

To the girls that are still here,

go for it. Go for it, go for it, go for it.

Enjoy it, girls. Give it everything.

No more arguing.

And enjoy it. It's over before you realize.

Love each other.

Cheerio!

Ladies.

The top four.

Congratulations, but I think there's someone

who has something to say to you.

Condragulations.

If you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen?

-Amen! -Alright.

# Can you feel the love?

# A little bit of love goes a long, long way

# Lifting you up to a brighter day

# Love, can you feel the love? #

Oh, Pit Crew!

[Screaming]

You have won an award.

You're not playing yourselves, but rather one of the other queens.

[In Flemish accent] I'm so happy!

You're fake! You're the devil!

And just like always, I play by the rules.

[Laughing]

Today, you will be playing the leading roles in

a crime drama!

[Screaming]

I have another surprise.

[Screaming]

Oh, gladly.

-[Grunts] -Ah!

[Booming, cackling laughter]

Oh!

That means you're going home.

And I think that's awful because you're a fantastic queen.