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♪Secretly keying love into the program♪

♪Ctrl＋Love♪

♪Thinking of you is written all over the binary♪

♪Save and back up every word of concern♪

♪Two hearts growing closer♪

♪Every tap, every key♪

♪The codes are saying I like you♪

♪I'll brave through the night♪

♪For us, I'll work hard to defeat the BUG♪

♪Always on standby, never lag, never hang♪

♪Just to meet you♪

♪Just to meet you♪

♪Want to be together and live in your arms♪

♪Spend the four seasons together♪

♪I'll key in you and I♪

♪In every special and sweet program♪

♪I'll key in you and I♪

♪In every special and sweet program♪

=Cute Programmer=

=Episode 8=

What do you think?

Good.

This one, and this one here.

Why did none of you wake me up?

I'm late.

Why are you staring at me?

Did I become more dashing today?

Come.

Mr. Jiang.

Please raise your hand.

I need to get your measurements.

Jiang Zitong.

Just so you know,

you're also a staff of our company.

If I'm late,

you're late too.

Then I shall take one day off

because I have to get your costume done

and I won't have time to go to the office.

What costume?

Yicheng.

Come.

Have a look.

Wait.

Come.

This hotel, this hotel,

and this hotel.

Which one do you like the most?

Tong and I think they are quite good,

o we'll make the booking now

if you're okay with them.

Costume?

Hotel?

Are we having a party or what?

Yes.

A wedding ceremony.

Chen Yiming and you are getting married?

Not at the moment.

But in the future, yes.

Mom,

isn't your 30th wedding anniversary with dad

next year?

You dummy.

It's not for our wedding anniversary.

It's

your wedding ceremony.

My wedding ceremony?

Did I hear that correctly?

Yes.

Jiang Yicheng.

Congratulations, you're getting married.

With whom?

With Lu Li, of course.

Lu Li?

Yes.

Lu Li and I are getting married?

You hugged and got all touchy with her

in front of her

parents.

Now, you have to be responsible for her.

But I was drunk.

Wait.

I had fruit wine yesterday.

How did I get drunk off that?

Jiang Zitong.

Did you mix it with baijiu to set me up?

It was just a tiny bit of baijiu.

I asked her to do so.

Mom!

Why would you set your own son up?

Is it because you want me to get married?

I like Lu Li.

Then marry her yourself.

Jiang Yicheng.

Where's your manner?

Dad.

Great timing.

Come sit.

Move.

Off you go.

I...

Have a seat.

I'll go...

Disrespectful kid.

to the tailoring company then.

Speak.

Please be the voice of reason.

Mom

loves Lu Li a lot

and so I have to marry her.

It's ridiculous, isn't it?

Even if we are in a relationship now,

we're not at this stage

where we're ready for marriage.

And we aren't in a relationship!

Ridiculous, you say?

In front of her parents,

you behaved

inappropriately in her room.

Have you thought about our face?

And you think you're in the right?

I was...

Fine.

I made this mistake.

I'll apologize to her.

But

whatever you're doing here,

have you consulted Lu Li beforehand?

Even if I'm okay with this arrangement,

will she be okay?

I did ask her.

She said yes.

She did.

Lu Li said yes?

I already talked to Lu Li's parents.

Pick a nice day

and get your marriage license.

As for the wedding ceremony, we'll see it in the future.

I...

I will not marry her.

Darling,

do you think we took it too fast?

Marriage is a serious matter.

The will to do it should come from him, not us.

When he's willing to get married,

I'll be too old to babysit my grandchild.

But if you force him like this,

he...

But if we force him like this,

he might hold a grudge against Lu Li

and we'll ruin her life.

I know my son very well.

He just refuses to admit it.

Yesterday

when Lu Li came here,

his eyes were glued to her.

Have you ever seen him

that interested in a girl before?

He

just hasn't noticed his feelings towards Li.

If I don't give him a nudge,

he will never move on from what happened three years ago.

Darling,

you have to stand by me in this regard.

Don't you piss me off like your son did?

Darling,

did you hear what you said?

I never upset you.

In all these years,

have I done anything that pissed you off?

Not one thing.

We have to work together

so that he agrees to our arrangement as soon as possible.

As you wish.

You're the queen.

I'm your pawn.

I'll go wherever you want me to.

What do you think of this hotel?

♪When we learned that you have to leave♪

♪We fell silent♪

♪When the midnight bell signaled the farewell♪

♪It failed to break my silence♪

♪I know you♪

I won't go.

Did I count it wrongly?

Today is the seventh day.

You counted it properly.

I've decided to stay.

Wait.

Lu,

did Mr. Jiang take his words back?

Lu Li.

Come with me.

I'll explain later.

Okay.

I...

Something is off.

I haven't had my breakfast.

Should we share this cake?

Sure.

No!

Lock it in the fridge.

You dummy.

Isn't Miss Yezi's

birthday in two days?

We can reuse it.

You're a cheapskate.

Lock it.

Lock it.

Cheapskates.

Cheapskates.

Why?

What?

Why did you say yes to my parents?

Did you agree to this arranged marriage

just because you want to work here?

Don't you think your future is too high a stake?

(Personality Matching Chart)

What's this?

This is the table I made yesterday.

(Lu Li/Jiang Yicheng) It shows our age,

(Compatibility Analysis Table) profession,

personality,

blood type,

horoscope, and our compatibility analysis.

Do you like to make a comparison table that much?

This is not a job interview

and I am not your interviewer.

Please go through it.

We are only six years apart

so age is not a problem.

You're a Leo

and I'm a Virgo.

Earth and Fire, Active and Passive.

We make up for one another.

Both of us majored in computer science

and we work in a similar field.

We won't run out of conversational topics.

Conclusion, please.

We are very compatible.

If high compatibility means we can get married,

why don't you marry Chen Yiming then?

Oh,

you came to work here because of him.

He's just someone that I look up to professionally.

All in all,

you don't want to quit this job

so you came up with this plan.

Guess what?

Talk to my mom and tell her

you don't want to marry me.

I won't fire you.

Deal?

Studies have shown that

45% of the divorces are due to

inharmonious mother and daughter-in-law relationships.

I get along with your mom very well

and it's the main reason why I want to marry you.

Are you into me?

If I say yes,

does that mean you'll marry me?

Of course not.

I have a lot of admirers.

I can't possibly marry them all, can I?

So you're really into me?

No.

I just think that

at the moment,

finding someone of your caliber is challenging.

So...

You don't like me

and yet, you want to marry me.

What kind of logic is that?

Lu Li,

I don't care how your logic

interprets the relationship between love and marriage.

But in my opinion,

you cannot rationalize love,

let alone marriage.

As such, I cannot agree to this ridiculous arrangement.

Think deep and hard.

Oh.

I was drunk yesterday.

Pardon me.

What a tough nut to crack.

Dad.

Why are you here?

Call me Mr. Jiang.

Mr. Jiang,

do you have something to say about our company?

I was thinking, I gave you this building

for free.

Should I take it back?

I see.

Mom sent you here.

Just give up.

I won't compromise.

From what I know,

Enchant Technology achieved break-even last year.

If you want to develop more games,

you need more funds.

If I withdraw

my initial investment...

Then you will suffer a huge investment deficit.

That's no bother.

All I have to do is to rent the building out

and I'll get my money back in a few years.

This loss is nothing

for me.

Dad.

You just want to watch me suffer?

Better than seeing my wife suffer

because of you.

So you'll just watch me

walk into a doomed marriage like this?

We cannot thank our ancestors enough

now that someone as good as Lu Li wants to marry you.

If you do what you're told

then no bad thing will come to you.

Dad,

if mom and I fall into the river together,

who will you save first?

I made you learn how to swim since young

so that you won't ask me

this stupid question when you grow up.

Seems like those swimming lessons are for nothing.

Am I your biological son?

Why would I care

if you were not?

So if I don't marry her,

you'll withdraw your investment.

As stipulated in the contract,

I am free to withdraw whenever.

If you do that,

my company will go bankrupt.

Dad,

do 28 years of filial relationship

not mean anything to you?

Well, your mom and I share a 30-year marital relationship.

Negotiation possible?

Of course.

Now,

you have one choice.

Just remember that

once you've made a decision,

you have to be responsible for it.

Understood?

Mull it

over.

Do you want to come with me?

To where?

Why did you bring me here?

I remember you're acrophobic.

Didn't you say you wanted to marry me?

I shall see how sincere you are.

Are you trying to...

Jump from here.

This is a diving stadium.

You'll be fine.

Also, you know how to swim.

Unless

you want to call it quits?

So diving

will be able to prove my sincerity to you?

Perhaps.

But you can

quit too.

It's okay

to give up.

Let's leave.

Can you feel my sincerity now?

You won.

Let's get married.

Why did you agree to marry me out of a sudden?

The same reasons you gave me.

Okay.

But we need to agree to several conditions

before we get married.

Go ahead.

Firstly, after one year of marital life,

if one party wishes for a divorce,

the other party has to agree without any objection.

Can do.

I don't get you at all.

Secondly,

we have to hide our relationship,

especially in the office.

Do not let anyone know.

And?

You agreed to that too?

Thirdly, do not meddle in each other's private life

and we have to sign a prenup.

Our parents cannot know the content

of this prenup.

No problem.

I'll say yes to everything.

To make sure it's fair,

tell me what you want too.

I want to keep my job.

That's all?

That's all.

Nothing else?

Pinky promise.

Pinky promise?

That's how you do it.

Childish.

No, thanks.

♪Secretly keying love into the program♪

♪Ctrl＋Love♪

♪Thinking of you is written all over the binary♪

Smile.

♪Save and back up every word of concern♪

Lean closer.

♪Two hearts growing closer♪

Hug.

♪Every tap, every key♪ ♪The codes are saying I like you♪

(Marriage License Application Form)

(Binhu Community Service Center) Congratulations.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

(License Holder: Jiang Yicheng)

(License Holder: Lu Li)

♪Save and back up every word of concern♪

(The People's Republic of China Marriage License)

♪Two hearts growing closer♪

(License Holder: Lu Li)

(License Holder: Jiang Yicheng)

♪Every tap, every key♪ ♪The codes are saying I like you♪

Do I look this fat?

(Marriage License Registration)

Thank you.

Have you gotten the license?

Yes, aunt.

Look.

Not bad.

They look good together.

Hey, don't call me aunt anymore.

Mother-in-law.

Well,

since everyone is already here,

let's celebrate this occasion.

Should we have a meal together?

What do you say, Caixia?

Sure, as you wish.

Tong, make a reservation.

Dad, make a reservation.

Okay.

I still have worked back in the office.

You got married today.

Can't you take a day off?

Getting married doesn't mean I can slack off.

I also need to head back to pack up before I move.

Let's meet up another day.

You're moving?

To your house, of course.

You two are married.

No way you still live separately, isn't that right?

I...

Your dad will help you.

Okay.

No need.

Caixia.

Yicheng can do that.

But...

Yicheng, going back to the office a tad later

won't trigger a bankruptcy.

You're right.

Then,

I'll help her now.

Let's go.

Wait.

Your license.

Thank you.

Sister-in-law. Have some sweets.

May you bear a child soon.

Let's go.

I don't want to get fat.

Caixia.

Should we have a meal together

to celebrate this new bond we have now?

The bride and the bridegroom are not here.

Perhaps next time.

Okay.

Sure.

Here.

Take this.

Congratulations.

Likewise.

Give some to your neighbors.

Okay.

Sweets?

No, thanks.

It's so sweet.

Mr. Chen.

Introduce some companies to me?

No need for that.

I forgot to tell you.

I actually didn't have the time to tell you.

I'm staying.

Okay.

I'll explain tomorrow.

Thanks, Mr. Chen.

So even if you leave Enchant,

you will have another job ready due to Chen Yiming.

Idolizing him is so worth it.

Mr. Chen saw that I was suddenly fired

and he worried that I might be jobless

so he wanted to introduce me to some other companies.

You're saying it's my fault then?

I'm saying Mr. Chen is a kind man.

Why didn't you ask him to help you move as well?

By the way,

first thing first,

you can only take the guest room.

Don't touch my belongings.

Petty.

Li, how dare you

get married without telling anyone?

I told you yesterday night.

Who knew you were serious?

I was on my bed

and was all drowsy

so I thought it was just a dream.

You would really abandon me here?

Should I move out tomorrow then?

It's fine.

You finally got what you wanted.

I shouldn't hold you back.

Did you really think it through?

No regret?

Wait.

Congratulations, Li,

for becoming a married woman.

Sorry.

I'll clean it up for you.

Xiaoqi, now that you live alone,

don't eat that much junk food.

When you sleep at night,

lock the door.

And feed Momo

regularly.

Okay?

Jiang Yicheng is now my sworn enemy for taking you away from me.

He's not into me yet

so he's not your sworn enemy per se.

However, I believe that

once I find the right code,

I will solve him like how I solve

a programming puzzle.

Li, you are the proactive one in this relationship,

but just remember that

a woman sometimes can't be too eager.

Even if you're very into him,

you can only show 50% of it.

Got it?

Don't worry.

I have a very rational mind.

A rational mind is the scariest thing when it goes haywire.

Okay.

Fine.

I won't nag you.

Let me help you pack up.

I'll see you off later.

She's not a tigress.

Why should I be scared of her?

Isn't she like a roommate?

What's so scary about that?

Has she not moved in yet?

You're back.

Why did you dress up

like an elementary school student?

I bought this when I was in high school.

The quality is still good

so I keep it.

You're done moving in?

Why didn't you switch on the light in the living room then?

You said that

I shouldn't touch anything in your house.

If you're this obedient,

why didn't you quit the job?

Well, rest early.

What are you doing?

Did I wake you up?

Do you even know what time it is?

I'm sorry.

I was busy unpacking

so I didn't eat.

Can't you be quieter then?

All right.

Pass me

that thing.

I cooked for two.

Do you want some?

I don't eat junk food like this.

Also,

I'm not hungry.

So, do you want some?

Wasting food is a sin.

If you can't finish it,

then I'll help you.

Do you

like sauteed prawns a lot?

How do you know?

I noticed that when I saw you eating last time.

I should have bought some prawns.

Do you plan to cook some more this late at night?

It's our first meal as a married couple.

I want to have something delicious to commemorate it.

I...

I'm sleepy.

Enjoy the food.

Finish them all, okay?

Sleep early too.

Okay.

(It's our first meal as a married couple.)

(I want to have something delicious to commemorate it.)

(Wasting food is a sin.)

(If you can't finish it,)

(then I'll help you.)

Sweet dreams.

Morning.

Morning.

(Prenup. Male Party: Jiang Yicheng. Female Party: Lu Li)

Prenup...?

This is the prenup

that both of us agreed on.

I appended

several house rules.

(About morale. About safety. House Rules)

Do not make loud noises at home.

Complete silence after 11 PM.

No pet animal that pecks.

No food with a strong odor.

In case of conflicts,

no throwing stuff,

no hitting,

no knocking on windows,

no

shouting like this.

I will pay for every expenditure

for this house,

but to assure fairness,

you are in charge of every chore.

No provocative outfit in communal areas

such as living room, kitchen, and toilet.

The bedroom is your private territory

and this territory

is sacred and untouchable.

If you

violate the rule, you have to be punished.

What kind of punishment?

I haven't thought

about it yet.

We'll deal with it once you break a rule.

Also, one more rule.

Close the door when you use the bathroom.

Can I ask for something?

Speak.

Since you'll pay for everything,

can I be the one cooking?

And can we eat together?

No.

My mom said you couldn't cook at all.

My tummy shouldn't suffer, should it?

If you are okay with it,

sign

here.

(Female Party's Signature: Lu Li)

Done.

Cheers.

This agreement only has one copy.

Put it in my room.

Why?

You're regretting it now?

Didn't you say the bedroom was sacred and untouchable?

Do it yourself.

You...

It was just a test.

Well done. Keep it up.

Day 1 of being Mrs. Jiang

begins now.

You can get out now.

The office is over there.

Also,

try not to speak to me in the office.

Lu Li, you're finally here.

You took a day off yesterday

so I thought you were erased by Mr. Jiang.

I was almost erased

but thank god I asked for data recovery.

I had private business yesterday.

I'm glad you're back.

You know what?

Let's have a get-together tonight

to celebrate Lu Li's return.

Sure.

Let's have a normal hot pot or crab hot pot.

There's a new restaurant by south street

and it's famous.

Let's have something light. Something stir-friend.

No...

Whatever you like.

It's my treat.

Okay.

It's my treat. I insist.

I...

Lu Li.

Come to my office.

Okay.

Buy the food then.

Go, go.

Go buy some food.

Who?

She buys, you pay.

She'll pick then.

Great timing. Have some coffee.

Thank you.

I haven't had this for a few days.

I've missed this.

How did you manage to change Yicheng's mind?

My mom and Mr. Jiang's mom are high school friends.

What a coincidence.

I only learned of it recently too.

It's like you were coding and halfway through,

you realized that you wrote a backdoor.

Whatever the reason is, I'm glad you can stay.

Thank you for looking after me all this time, Mr. Chen.

I hope you can attend the gathering tonight.

Sure.

But if you really want to thank me,

cook me something.

But I can't cook.

I can prepare breakfast for you.

It's easier.

Sure.

I can't wait.

Oh no.

Linux and Java are abandoning me.

Old Ape.

You even named your hair.

Can you tell me

their gender?

The long one is a boy.

The short one is a girl.

Heed my advice.

Appreciate your hair.

I start losing hair when I'm 30-something.

For all you know, it might creep on you

and slowly, you become bald.

I can't even fix all the bugs.

I don't have time to care about hair loss.

Old Ape, don't worry about me.

My bloodline does not have a baldness history.

Knowledge workers indeed tend to lose hair when compared

to other workers.

See?

Lu, geniuses are all bald, are they not?

Old Ape,

can you send me the link to that densifying shampoo?

Me too.

Are you guys not hungry?

Come, let's eat.

This bug took a heavy toll on my body.

I need to replenish my energy.

Let's go, Lu.

Let's go.

I have to take a rain check.

Do you want me to pack something for you, Lu Li?

It's okay. I ordered some food already.

All right. Let's go.

Let's go.

Bye.

Linux and Java left me just like that.

You have the entire population on your head.

Impressive.

Mr. Jiang.

Should we grab lunch together?

Didn't I tell you

to keep a distance from me?

What if someone sees us?

If someone sees us,

we'll say that I'm here to report to you.

You're right.

No normal being will think that

we're married.

Weird.

Just like bugs, some things

will just happen.

No, thanks.

It's the most famous food delivery here.

Your tummy won't suffer.

I don't want to eat.

We'll play a game of rock, paper, scissors.

If I win, you have to eat with me from now on.

If you lose, will you get off my back?

I swear on the honor of the programmer F4.

Come.

Rock, paper, scissors.

(Does she really want to eat with me that badly?)

I won!

You won.

Come, eat some.

You might need to put up with what I ordered today.

If you want to eat something tomorrow, let me know beforehand.

Or just let me know if you need anything.

You make it sound like you can solve anything.

This is like coding.

As long as the requirement is clear, the technology is there,

and the server can manage it,

then nothing is impossible.

Okay, I want to watch fireworks.

It's illegal to light fireworks in the city.

See?

Don't bite more than you can chew.

Hurry up, Lu Li.

Old Ape is waiting for you in his car.

You guys go ahead.

She can come in my car.

Sure.

Hold on, I'll be done in a jiffy.

Take your time.

(Add to output, zip)

(Compressing)

(Your wish)

(Send to: Jiang Yicheng. Subject: Your Wish)

Done.

Slacking off during office hours

just to make something silly like this.

Fine.

I lost the game anyway.

I'll have

lunch with you.

(Just like bugs, some things)

(will just happen.)

(However, if you look closely, you'll realize that)

(90% of them)

(can be traced back to a well-intended meaning.)

♪Tall and big, you have a childish voice♪

♪Naive♪

♪Petty♪

♪Small and little, I feel a little stressed around you♪

♪Afraid to go near♪

♪I hope to see you every morning♪

♪So that my day can be meaningful♪

♪Waiting to hear your voice every night♪

♪To break the silence of the night♪

♪Every time the phone rings, I wish it were you♪

♪When I hear your voice♪

♪A smile grows on my face♪

♪Your words are always a little childish♪

♪It makes me want to tease you♪

♪Sorry♪

♪Sometimes you're a little stubborn♪

♪A bad temper♪

♪With a touch of jealousy♪

♪So I'll just have to coax you and let you have your way♪

♪Hurry, hurry, go away rain♪

♪I hope to see you every morning♪

♪So that my day can be meaningful♪

♪Waiting to hear your voice every night♪

♪To break the silence of the night♪

♪This song is for you, the one I love the most♪

♪We'll walk down the path of the future together♪

♪Every time the phone rings, I wish it were you♪

♪When I hear your voice♪

♪A smile grows on my face♪

♪Your words are always a little childish♪

♪It makes me want to tease you♪

♪Sorry♪

♪Never mind♪

♪I love you♪