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♪Secretly keying love into the program♪

♪Ctrl＋Love♪

♪Thinking of you is written all over the binary♪

♪Save and back up every word of concern♪

♪Two hearts growing closer♪

♪Every tap, every key♪

♪The codes are saying I like you♪

♪I'll brave through the night♪

♪For us, I'll work hard to defeat the BUG♪

♪Always on standby, never lag, never hang♪

♪Just to meet you♪

♪Want to be together

♪And live in your arms♪

♪Spend the four seasons together♪

♪I'll key in you and I♪

♪In every special and sweet program♪

♪I'll key in you and I♪

♪In every special and sweet program♪

=Cute Programmer=

=Episode 5=

Where were you?

I went looking for you.

Where were you?

I met a strange person.

By the way,

if a woman you don't know

runs away when she sees you,

what could be the reason?

Do you want the answer rendered

or not rendered?

Is there a difference?

The rendered answer would be

you're too handsome.

She was too embarrassed to see you.

The unrendered answer would be,

you are chasing after her as a stranger,

of course she would run away.

You...

Have some fried chicken.

Eat it before it gets cold.

Was it Jiang Zitong?

You are out here with me,

let's not invite her.

(From: Lu Li)

(Could I see you tonight?)

Sorry.

There was a traffic jam.

It's all right.

I'm sorry you have to come all the way here.

So this is how you really look.

Long hair suits you better.

Here.

Thanks.

The coffee tastes like the one you brewed.

Try it out.

It's on the sweeter side.

Girls would like it.

So was it you who helped me out

in the fitting room?

Hello.

I need a favor from you.

Sure.

Had you not helped,

things would get out of hand

if Mr. Jiang found me.

It wasn't a coincidence.

You knew it all along?

At the hot spring...

Sorry.

It was a coincidence that I found out.

So why didn't you expose me?

I believe you have your reasons

to make this choice.

Not to mention I already admired your qualities

when you came for the interview.

Your gender won't change my opinion

about you.

Thank you for keeping a secret for me.

It's not entirely because of you.

As you know, there is no

female programmer in our company.

I tried talking to Yicheng,

but his mind is set.

It's hard to persuade him.

I hope that you

can become the exemplar to prove him wrong

and bring some changes to our company.

Was Mr. Jiang

hurt by another female programmer?

Is that why he acts this way?

That concerns his private life.

I'm not at liberty to say.

But I must confirm something with you.

Are you working in our company just for me?

I hope I'm not the idol you admire.

You are everything I strive to be from the professional perspective.

You have my word.

I work there because

I like the place.

Don't get so nervous.

As long as you're not causing our company any damage,

your secret will be safe with me.

But judging by the look of it,

there's been a huge error in our company's administration.

No.

Miss Yezi asked

for my certificate and ID,

but I got past her with all kinds of excuses.

It's not her fault.

You look terrified.

Don't worry.

I have no right to interfere with the administration.

And speaking of responsibility,

I should be held accountable for not exposing you

as your superior.

Mr. Chen.

I could help you with anything

if you ever need help.

I could make your coffee every day.

I could wash your cups too.

Then do me a favor

and be my friend.

Friends shouldn't be so calculating.

Mr. Chen.

Now I understand why Mr. Jiang is so fond of you.

You must be one of the caring men people would love to know.

I'm merely doing what I can

to help everyone.

But your courage

impressed me.

Hello.

I need to freshen up a little.

Why do I think about him?

Calm down.

No.

(How much of a straight guy are you?)

(Which of the products is used by a girl after she wakes up?)

(Result: Overtly straight)

(Emergency)

(Neurology)

Lately, I've been spacing out

and unable to focus.

And

I feel frustrated.

Are there any unusual symptoms?

I keep thinking about someone from time to time.

I'd even mistaken a stranger

for him.

Am I suffering from

(Neurology) some sort of mental disorder?

(Neurology) Have you had any trauma

or did you get angry easily?

That person does make me angry very often.

Are you experiencing headaches, dizziness,

or any sign of fatigue?

No.

Are your symptoms related

to this person?

You can put it that way.

Are you married?

No.

Do you have a girlfriend?

How is that related to my condition?

Those are signs of having a crush on someone.

That's something I can't cure.

Only that special someone can.

Impossible!

I think you

should study harder!

Where is she?

Stop dawdling.

It's time for breakfast!

Hurry up.

Okay, Mom.

Here they come.

I fried two eggs for you.

Here they come.

Have some eggs for the nutrients.

Come.

Hurry up and eat.

You need to eat more.

You're too skinny.

Even your dad can tell.

Are you that busy at work?

I heard that programmers

always work overtime.

Not at all.

Don't worry, Mom.

Our company prefers work-life balance.

We even have a fashion consultant to give us fashion lessons.

It makes the office more lively.

That doesn't sound like a normal company.

Do you have a cafeteria for the workers?

No.

But I always have lunch with my colleagues.

We can order a lot

but pay less for each portion.

You can't always eat outside.

The food is either unhealthy or dirty.

Why don't you come home?

Mom, the office is too far from here.

And

Xiaoqi needs my company.

Mom, enough about that.

I'll visit you this weekend.

You're leaving already?

Finish your food!

What's inside the backpack?

Is it something heavy?

Slow down a little.

You don't behave like a girl at all.

Mom, see you.

Look at the leftover.

Good morning, Mr. Jiang.

Stop.

Mr. Jiang.

Morning.

Did you have your breakfast?

Where were you yesterday?

I was at home.

What did you do at home?

Eating, sleeping, and gaming.

Eating,

sleeping,

and gaming?

If there's nothing else,

I should get to work now.

I didn't say you could leave.

Yicheng.

Mr. Chen.

Did my team member do something?

Are you punishing him?

His look annoys me.

Lu Li.

I bought some new coffee beans.

Care to try them out?

Sure.

I'll wash the cups.

I want some too.

Let's go.

It's hot.

Thanks, Mr. Chen.

Why did you two get so intimate?

We have a shared secret.

It's secret if only a person knows it.

When two know it, it's gossip.

Everyone will know eventually.

Do you know what that'd be?

It's called "going viral."

Did someone step on your toe?

Were you forced to get another blind date?

No.

Mr. Chen,

The coffee is even more aromatic than the other day.

I added some sugar.

It's bitter.

I didn't pay you to drink coffee here.

Get back to work.

Mr. Chen.

The coffee tastes great.

I'll return the cup later.

Stay.

I have some tasks for you.

Mr. Jiang, do you have any orders for him?

(Gamer)

Latte art?

Mr. Chen.

What are the tasks?

Nothing.

Finish the coffee before you leave.

Okay.

(He looks silly.)

But he's good at socializing.

Y and C?

This isn't the name of his girlfriend.

Womanizer!

Could it be someone in our office?

Surnames that start with Y...

Yang? Yuan? Yan? Yi?

Name that starts with C...

Chan, Chen, Ci, Chun, Cheng?

What kind of lousy name is that?

Y and C...

Yicheng?

Yicheng!

I'm losing my mind.

I am going insane.

That's because he looks like a girl!

Dad.

You haven't reported on the work.

Dad, if I ever lose my mind,

do not cut the funding to our company.

And do not

let Zitong inherit your wealth!

She will spend it all

or get tricked into some scams.

You sound like a mad man.

Such a mess.

Seriously?

(Lu Li, Programming Department)

Isn't this her employee ID card?

She's always so careless.

Mom?

I'm right outside the building.

Which floor is the office on?

How did you find our office?

Wait outside.

I'll go downstairs.

What is the meaning of this?

Is he rage-quitting because his client keeps asking

to make changes?

It's hard to tell.

Maybe your lousy codes from last year left a mess for him.

Where is Lu Li?

He just left.

Precisely speaking,

he took off carrying his backpack.

Hello.

I need to freshen up.

But...

Where is she going?

Mom.

Do you know the name of your classmate's daughter

who attended the opening ceremony?

I don't remember.

Son.

Are you really in love with her?

Does your classmate have a son

who studied in my school in the same major?

I never heard about that.

Why do you ask?

If you want to know so badly,

I could ask around for you.

It's all right.

I'm hanging up.

This kid has been acting strange lately.

At this rate,

he might never get married.

Another new series by Director Yu Zhongzhong?

Mr. Jiang.

I need Lu Li's certificates of qualifications.

He always forgot to bring his certificate,

and his ID expired.

I'll get them from him now.

Don't bother.

He won't hand it to you.

Seeing you're always watching dramas in the pantry,

I assume you don't need the office.

No, Mr. Jiang.

This is even more terrifying than a horror movie.

Did Lu Li fabricate

his qualifications?

This looks nice.

Mom.

What brings you here?

Stop dragging me.

Am I embarrassing you?

No.

But why are you here?

I brought you lunch.

I also want to

check out your office.

If you can't handle the work here, get the civil servant test.

Mom.

Everyone is working at this hour.

You'd disturb everyone if you went there now.

But...

I just want to see the environment.

I'm not going in.

Outsiders are not allowed to enter.

If you want to see the inside, I'll get you videos.

Mom, thank you for lunch.

I have work to do.

I need to go now.

Come back here!

Why are you running?

Mr. Jiang.

Have you seen Lu Li from the Programming Department?

No.

Do you know where he is?

No idea.

I haven't seen him.

Have you seen Lu Li?

No.

No.

Have you seen a girl in a dress?

No.

Where are you?

Is it something urgent?

When did you come here?

I've been here for a while.

Mr. Jiang.

Do you need some water or coffee?

Yicheng.

I'm checking on the codes he writes.

Would you care to enlighten him?

Why didn't you answer my call?

I put my phone on silent mode.

It seems you two are closer

than I previously expected.

Mr. Chen, thanks.

You saved my neck yet again.

If you want to thank me,

give me half of your lunch.

Sure.

You can have it all.

Thanks.

Hello, madam.

How may I help you?

Which floor is the Programming Department on?

May I know what this is about?

It's nothing.

This is my daughter's work pass.

She forgot to bring it.

I came to give it to her.

Your daughter?

You must be mistaken.

There is no girl in our Programming Department.

That can't be right.

See?

Check your records.

In a moment.

Well?

Did you get it?

(Lu Li, male, Programming Department) Yes, it's Lu Li.

But...

A man?

(Lu Li, male)

Mom, I just got off work.

Why do you want me home?

Enjoy the soup.

There's another dish coming up.

Be patient.

Mom, what's wrong?

Why can't you tell me over the phone?

Dad, did you make Mom upset again?

I...

(Lu Li) You forgot to take this to work.

Wait.

I have good news for you.

I just unlocked a new skill.

I've learned how to scan a QR code.

See?

(Employee's information)

This man looks exactly like you.

He even has the same name.

When did your company hire a man like him?

I don't remember giving birth to a son.

This must be some kind of error.

Don't lie to me.

That's right.

I want you to

reflect on your mistake.

Eat your dinner.

We'll talk after this.

Don't help her out.

Forget about dinner.

Come here.

What's inside the bag?

Show me!

Wait!

Let go, Mom!

Stop dragging!

Why won't you show me?

Stop it!

Let go!

How witty of you to disguise as a man.

Had I not been to your office,

I bet you would keep us in the dark forever.

That's right.

What kind of company is that?

Why must you disguise as a man to work there?

It's easier to pass the interview if I were a guy.

I didn't tell you because

you might disagree with it.

But you passed the interview.

You can be yourself again.

They all think I am a man.

If I did that,

it'd prove to them I had been lying.

She has a point.

Then hand in your resignation.

This isn't the only game company around.

Mom, I'm sorry.

I really like working there.

Do not argue with me.

If you still respect me as your mom,

make the phone call now

and quit.

Quit.

However,

I think everyone has already got off work.

Whose side are you on?

Call them!

Call the office.

Go on.

Mom...

I like working there.

Stop.

Spare me your excuses.

You're not calling them.

Fine, I will.

Come on.

The password.

I'm not quitting.

Tell us your password!

Mind your hip!

Tell us the password.

What is the password?

Do you think I know

the password?

You're useless.

But...

Listen up.

If you don't quit now,

I'll go to your office myself.

I'll do it for you.

No, I must calm down.

The program hasn't crashed.

Exception handling is still an option.

No.

My top priority

is to prevent my mom's rage

from reaching Yicheng.

Otherwise, my hard work would be for nothing.

You could have calmed down a little.

Be careful with your hip.

See?

Finish your dinner!

Yes.

Let's eat.

Your hip...

Dinner time.

Finish yours.

But she is starving.

I'll send her the food.

You spoiled her.

She insisted on majoring in computer science,

she refused to take the Postgraduate Admission Test.

Now look at what she's become.

She changed her gender anytime she wanted.

At this rate,

we'll mean nothing to her!

Say,

you can't lock her up

for the rest of her life.

Right?

She is an adult now.

We shouldn't interfere with her life.

Furthermore,

our daughter

will understand your concern

if you're willing to talk to her. Am I right?

Yes!

Come out, Li.

Explain to your mom.

Okay.

I'm coming.

Mom, Dad.

I've made up my mind.

I should resign.

See?

Our daughter is a sensible person.

Come on.

Have your dinner.

Mom.

I'm sorry.

Does your hip still hurt?

Let me give you a massage.

Fine.

Be careful.

Slowly.

Let's enjoy dinner.

Mom.

Have some meat.

Don't you fawn all over me?

I want you to quit tomorrow.

Mom.

Do you remember

when I was taking badminton lessons from Mr. Li?

Sure.

Mr. Li

is a professional player.

And you?

You quit

in less than a month.

Yeah.

You scolded me for it.

You said I shouldn't give up halfway,

that I must finish what I started.

Yes.

Your badminton lessons and your job

are two different matters.

Did you come out just to play tricks on us?

No.

Mom.

Just give me one week.

This is the first job I've ever had.

I want to finish my work before I quit.

You wouldn't

want me to be known as an irresponsible person.

Of course.

We must never cause trouble to others

because of our own issues.

Right?

In this regard, I support you.

Dad, dig in.

Okay.

Eat your dinner.

Here.

For you, Mom.

(How to persuade the impervious mother)

(Self-recommendation)

(Lu Li, male, Programming Department)

(Professor Li)

Why are you calling me?

Professor.

Do you know a student named Lu Li

from this batch of graduates?

Yes.

She was the junior

I introduced you to at the teahouse.

What's wrong?

Where does she work now?

I don't know about that.

But I was hoping she'd further her study as a postgraduate.

But she told me she had other plans.

Okay. I'll visit you next time.

(Lu Li, male, Programming Department)

Let's see how long you can keep this up.

Lu Li.

Are you all right?

You could tell us.

We are here for you.

Tell us, don't make us worried.

What's wrong?

What is it?

If your parents were against your decision,

but you must do it nonetheless,

what would you do?

I get it now.

I get it.

Enlighten me.

Your parents don't like your girlfriend.

No.

Stop pretending.

Drop the act.

I had the experience.

I know how it works.

Oh my.

Listen.

My mom didn't approve

of my relationship with my wife.

But I used reason and love to change her mind.

I used any means necessary.

I managed to persuade my mom.

My wife and I

are leading a happy life.

Old Ape,

not every woman has the patience of your wife

to squabble with parents for years.

(Plan A: swaying her emotionally.) Do you realize that?

(Viability: 10%) But I got it to work.

Then you should cherish it.

I do cherish her.

Yes.

I'm running out of time.

I need a shortcut.

Young man,

have some patience.

It takes five minutes to cook instant noodles.

It takes eight minutes to boil an egg.

If you find the right person,

you must be patient.

Am I right, Old Ape?

What's the fuss about?

Ask the parent who supports

to help you out.

If that doesn't work, go to your grandparents.

If the whole family isn't on your side,

you're probably adopted.

I bet you tricked your parents

into giving you everything.

That's what I do whenever

I need new equipment.

It always works.

Smart.

For the sake of your future...

What's wrong?

(Plan B: Ally with the father. Viability: 20%)

Is there any other solution?

Let's hear it.

What solution do you need?

Mr. Jiang.

Show me what you wrote.

Some failed codes.

It's nothing.

Mr. Chen, you asked for me.

Sit.

You didn't have your lunch.

I was going to ask you out.

But you went ahead with the others.

Sorry.

I'll buy your lunch tomorrow.

You kept helping me out,

I want to express my gratitude.

Deal.

Did you not sleep well last night?

You look a little distressed.

Are you in trouble?

You could tell me if you feel like it.

I might be able to help.

My parents know I've been disguising myself as a man.

They want me to resign.

I see.

What is your plan?

It had been my dream to work in Enchant Technology.

I like working here.

I like the people here.

I don't want to leave.

If you want to stay,

then stay.

Mr. Chen.

When you came to our school to give your speech,

I was there too.

Chen Yiming?

It's my honor.

Mr. Jiang.

Were you enjoying your coffee again?

No.

Where were you?

Mr. Jiang.

Are you in a bad mood?

Answer me.

We talked a little.

What did you talk about?

Don't you have work to do?

Come with me.

Do I have to carry all of them to the storeroom?

Yes.

I'll get everyone here.

That's faster.

No. This is your job now.

Come on.

Is it heavy?

Not at all.

How about another one?

Get working.

After you unload this van,

there's another to unload.

Sort them based on their categories.

Just speak your mind.

Mr. Jiang.

Did I do something silly

that upset you?

What do you think you did wrong?

Was the coffee too awful?

No.

The codes I wrote were too complex.

I shouldn't have entered your office.

Anything else?

I'll let it slide today.

It's done.

Congratulations.

It's time to go home.

Mr. Chen.

Thank you for the help.

Otherwise, it would have taken me another three hours.

Let's go.

We have another problem to solve.

What's the problem?

(She couldn't have finished it so quickly.)

(Did she get help from someone?)

Get rid of your wig.

It gets on my nerve.

Have some tea.

Thank you, madam.

It's nice to meet you.

I am Lu Li's colleague.

This is my business card.

Okay.

(Chen Yiming)

Director Chen?

Mr. Chen, may I know

you're visiting?

I'm here

to negotiate for the company's interest.

Lu Li is an outstanding programmer.

We'd lose to have her in our company.

Thank you for recognizing her talent.

However,

I will not allow my daughter

to dress as a man only to get a job.

Madam.

The situation is only temporary.

I will persuade my superior and resolve the issue.

Don't bother.

I didn't want her to be a programmer.

This is the perfect timing for her to get a new job.

Madam.

Are you worried the workplace

might be inconvenient for Lu Li?

You have my word I will take good care of her.

Wait.

Why would you do that?

Didn't she tell you?

She was a junior in the same major.

Are you pulling strings for her

only because you know her?

You got it all wrong.

The truth is,

I'm doing this with the company's long-term interest in mind.

But I do have my personal reason.

I wish to work with her.

Not bad.

By the way,

young man,

how old are you?

Do you have a girlfriend?

Mom!

Don't pry so hard!

It's all right.

Madam.

I am 28 and currently single.

Where are you from?

I'm a local.

Great.

Indeed!

Mr. Chen, I'm sorry.

I think you just wasted your time coming here.

Perhaps you should go home and get some rest.

Sir, madam,

I should get going.

I hope you reconsider

Lu Li's resignation.

Feel free to call me for inquiries.

Mr. Chen,

even if it's not about work,

feel free to visit us anytime.

Yeah!

You are welcome here.

Yes.

Thank you, madam.

I must go now.

I'll see you off.

Lu Li, come.

Yes.

Okay.

Goodbye.

- Bye. - See you.

Come again.

Stay safe.

Goodbye, Mr. Chen.

You talked about resigning,

then you brought your boss home to persuade us.

I have something for you.

What is she up to?

Who knows?

How should I know?

Mom.

What is this?

I picked this speaker for you.

It's loud enough to cover wide areas.

A whole crowd can dance to its music.

See? It's cool and fashionable.

Those basketball brats

wouldn't dare to step on your turf while you're square dancing.

This does look intimidating.

It's much cooler than the one our instructor uses.

Look at this.

It's pretty and cool.

Sorry.

If you're trying to bribe me,

it won't work.

Take it back.

Take it.

Dad.

Wait,

you want me to have this?

I...

Fine.

I'll safekeep it for your mom.

What a surprise.

Thanks.

It's still early.

How did you get so hungry?

I didn't have my dinner.

Where were you?

Why did you skip your meal?

Where were you?

Why were you

wandering around at night?

I had some official and personal matters to see to.

You've changed a lot.

Is it good or bad?

You've become very nosy.

Am I?

Now

you have the leisure to teach your worker how to brew coffee.

I think you have some prejudice against Lu Li.

You've known Lu Li for a long time.

Don't you think

something is wrong with him?

Everyone has their own problems.

Lin Shutian is too arrogant.

Huang Renxun craves love.

Zhang Zhiyuan only cares about his hair.

Brother Lei has OCD.

Judging by the roster,

Lu Li is indeed different.

How so?

He has a clear train of logic.

Take this table for an example.

Normally,

Normally, we'd think cypress furniture is durable.

But he would say

the oil content is too high, making the furniture flammable.

You seem to know him a lot.

Are you sure

you had never met him in school?

No.

I only met him for the first time during the interview.

Have a drink.

This is tea, not wine.

(Computers never lie.)

(The human heart is the same in this regard.)

(It doesn't lie.)

(But people often overlook)

(the true thoughts that are hidden deep in their hearts.)

♪Tall and big, you have a childish voice♪

♪Naive♪

♪Petty♪

♪Small and little, I feel a little stressed around you♪

♪Afraid to go near♪

♪I hope to see you every morning♪

♪So that my day can be meaningful♪

♪Waiting to hear your voice every night♪

♪To break the silence of the night♪

♪Every time the phone rings, I wish it were you♪

♪When I hear your voice♪

♪A smile grows on my face♪

♪Your words are always a little childish♪

♪It makes me want to tease you♪

♪Sorry♪

♪Sometimes you're a little stubborn♪

♪A bad temper♪

♪With a touch of jealousy♪

♪So I'll just have to coax you and let you have your way♪

♪Hurry, hurry, go away rain♪

♪I hope to see you every morning♪

♪So that my day can be meaningful♪

♪Waiting to hear your voice every night♪

♪To break the silence of the night♪

♪This song is for you, the one I love the most♪

♪We'll walk down the path of the future together♪

♪Every time the phone rings, I wish it were you♪

♪When I hear your voice♪

♪A smile grows on my face♪

♪Your words are always a little childish♪

♪It makes me want to tease you♪

♪Sorry♪

♪Never mind♪

♪I love you♪