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AMRUTHAM CHANDAMAMA LO

"This is a story of two best friends and a trust worthy servant."

"They are innocent, idiotic and greedy."

"More over they have a common enemy."

"He is gold belt Appaji."

"A multi color moron."

The first Indian on the Moon!

Is me!

I'm the man of the century! About to create history...

Is me!

The mark of the first man on the Moon!

Armstrong's leg is strong too!

His footprint is indelible!

Right next to it...

I will place my right foot and create another print for all time.

Is this your in-laws' place to put a right foot forward?

Yes, my 'Mama's house, My 'Chandamama's house.

Then wait till the next festival. While I place my holy foot on...aaaah!

"No, this is not a dream."

"They've actually landed on the Moon!"

"But their journey here had more twists...

...than a snake's tail and more steps than in a ladder."

"Come, let's descend into the tale."

"Ladies and Gentlemen."

What's this auditor?

Singing my welcome in my own hotel?

Sir, Our profits are the highest in South Indian Hotels!

You hold the number one position in the south India.

You are only one!

[conch blown]

The one and only Anjaneya Prasad!

Only... lonely...

Are they tears of joy?

No. They're the real tears.

I miss him at this happy juncture!

Me and my friend had started our first hotel.

Amrutha Vilas.

We slogged day and night for six years.

And the balance-sheet showed a profit of one Rupee.

We decided to close the business and leave the town.

We then knew that a big IT company had given us an annual lunch contract.

Our building owner Appaji kept the news from us.

And took over our business, giving two acres of his land in exchange.

I've been warning you against teaming up with that Anjaneylu!

Have you earnt half a Rupee in six years?

That's not even ten paise a year...

Actually more than eight paise and less than nine.

Damn! Proudly calculating dismal decimals makes me...

A fit, heart attack,..

Ammu!

This is it!

Damn. Hey!

Promise me that you'll never meet that monkey Anjaneylu again!

That you'll keep a thousand miles from him.

And cut all contacts like email, Gmail, SMS, MMS, cell phone, landline...

Not even messenger pigeons. Swear on this photo.

Why are you looking there, come!

Not a polished face even in young age.

Not there, it's here!

Come on!

You've taken the oath. See.

What's there to see? Your glowing moon-face eclipsed by my sweaty palm.

[screams]

Cheating!

Haven't you planned to cheat me on the promise if it was my picture?

Uncle! Separating us for life is a cosmic cataclysm!

Our friendship is as tall as the Qutub Minar.

As deep as iron-ore mines!

As wide as the Great Wall of China!

As red as the Red Fort!

As strong as the pyramids of Egypt!

His heart is as hard as a boulder.

You're not taking a good decision being in a bad mood.

If you listen to the news I've got.

You'll lift both of us up, twirl us around, kiss us...

Cut the hype give the real news.

The Ring Road was re-aligned and I sold our two acres for a hundred crores!

You can see it.

Here Amrutham, your share... fifty crores!

[chuckles]

Oh god! So much money!

Let me see!

Fifty crores!

Fifty. Fifty!

Fifty-fifty! What do you say now dear uncle?

Did you see the instant result!

The moment you took an oath to stay apart, fifty paise turned to fifty crores!

This is unfair, unjust, uncouth!

Staying apart forever should not last lifelong!

Please retract that petulant pledge at this happy juncture atleast.

Okay. What was that you compared the strength of your friendship to?

The Pyramids. They have been indestructible for thousands of years!

So be it.

You need to stay apart for only as long as they exist.

Five years have gone by since then.

Don't know where he is and how he is.

I'm glad you finally found time to take your wife out.

Santha dear, this is the least I can do on Valentine's Day.

Okay, what more are you planning to do?

Remember how grandly we celebrated this day at Amrutha Vilas?

How many boys and girls we encouraged to meet and date...

...by giving free dinner coupons.

Yes! I'll re-start the tradition.

I'll gift a coupon atleast to one pair! I'll arrange it in a jiffy.

Good. Good.

-Vijay. -Sir?

Tell them that only one table is available and make them sit together.

-Go. -Okay sir.

Excuse me sir, this table is reserved.

Please sit there.

Excuse me, is that table available?

Yes madam.

Vijay!

Sir, sorry. My mistake, it's this table that's reserved.

Please you got sit there.

Order madam.

Mutton Dum Biryani.

-What about your sir? -A coffee.

Okay sir.

So he want's to leave early? Okay, delay the coffee.

-Coffee. -Coming sir.

-Coffee. -Coming Sir.

-Coffee. -Coming sir.

Hello!

Oh! Sorry sir.

Rs. 750 for a cup of coffee?

Coffee with biryani, sir.

Why should I pay for the biryani?

Oh, separate bills? Sorry.

Leave it to me. I'll handle this.

Excuse me, this is inexcusable!

What did I do?

I've been observing you keenly from the moment you entered.

Resenting the table, the food order, the bill.

Resenting who?

Who else, your girlfriend!

-My girlfriend? -Of course.

Next you'll say you don't know her at all.

Exactly!

Correctly, as I guessed!

You tend to take wrong decisions in anger.

But when you kiss and makeup, you forget those who helped you patch up.

Come, pay up now.

Whoa, why should I pay?

Sulk another day. Not today.

As a mature, wise, experienced, man, I'm telling you.

It's for your good, people are staring. Pay up.

Good! This is the Valentine's spirit.

You are a special couple for me.

Show this card and tomorrow the dinner's on the house for you both.

Happy Valentines day my unhappy boy!

Give this to that Biryani baby.

My bill.

Your companion paid it madam.

He also gave you this free coupon.

-My companion? -Yes madam.

I'm doubly happy today.

So two champagne bottles.

One for our Valentine's celebration and one for their valentine's accord.

Their? Who are they?

Aah.. they are a young couple. It's a wonderful story.

[Laughing]

They had turned a lover's day into a tiff day.

And I, yes, yours truly, I brought about a truce.

So let's open these two bottles and say 'Cheers'.

No thank you. -Why?

I too have two reasons.

One, I've finished my dinner and dessert.

Two; I doubt the couple you strove to bring together were ever separated.

They could even be total strangers.

You doubt me even after I've become such a successful businessman?

Your nature is such.

Like a dog's tail. Never straight, at any age.

[Needalle tarumutu undhi song from film Anukokunda Oka Roju]

Is he standing asleep or looking askew?

Bellboy! Trolley back!

Sorry, Bell old boy.

Why are you crossing me with this heart?

Just delivering a gift for the Chairman.

OK. No danger, no cholesterol.

Knock the door thrice and enter leg once. Understood?

Understood.

His language is always a challenge.

[door knock]

Hello Anjaneylu! How are you?

Mr.Appaji! What's this sudden appearance!

And this fancy dress?

Not fancy, but an emergency dress.

From 3 years that Chennai Express has been preventing me from meeting you.

You mean my PA-cum-Bodyguard, Mr. Sarvesvaran?

Yes, the very same Shaneshwaran.

Sincere fellow.

Anyway, what's the urgeny to meet me Mr.Appaji?

I wanted to bring you this gift.

Went to great lengths and expense to procure it.

How long you labor to deliver?

Aah! It's you Appaji saarvadu?

Disguising face and disturbing peace?

Call police! Call CRPF! Call Army! Call fire-station! Also and call CBI!

Cool down Sarvam.

It's a gift, not a bomb.

All order pending.

What! A pocket kerchief and a mop cloth in this boxy heart?

You wretched rat-catcher!

That's not a mop.

It's a quality silk stole.

A Benaras Blouse piece!

The box is big. -My plea is small.

Now the bomb will explode. Alert!

You may give me Rs.25,00,000.

What's this, a penalty payment?

No, just a loyalty endorsement.

Another imagined entitlement?

It's a matter of fair play and justice.

I have taken your Amrutha Vilas and lost heavily.

You have taken my Ring Road land and profited immensely.

You did not expect that.

You anticipated the opposite.

So your eyes burnt with envy!

Me and envy, Anjaneylu?

When friends succeed in life, my eyes light-up!

If you don't believe, see the glow of affection in Appaji's benevolent eyes.

See.

See properly.

See!

[cap popped up]

-Oh! -Oh!

Why did you switch off the lights?

Don't you have a back-up?

Sarvam will lead you.

Where are you taking me? To the cashier?

Are you giving me cash?

Why are you speeding?

To reach the bank before closing time?

Speak up in your language at least.

Are you paying me or not?

Account close, eyes open!

We had increased the rent of the house on Rd.2.

Has the amount been credited.

Credited father.

That of the house on Rd.10?

All collected, including the power bill.

Are the rents of the old building in Ashok Nagar credited?

Two months due... Rs.23,000.

I'll add a penalty of Rs.2,000 and collect 25,000 this evening! What more?

Else, as usual the Amrutha Vilas building. Got a notice for the municipal tax.

Aah!

All because of those 2 Idiots the house has been tagged a jinx.

Hey struggled as paupers when they lived here.

And became multi-millionaires the moment they stepped out.

Use less fellows!

Not a tenant in sight.

The house too weighs on my heart like an unmarried daughter.

By the way, papa, how is he?

-Who dear? -Sarvam.

Your own father is in intensive care.

Yet you show intensive concern for that Sambar Espresso!

Your eyes seem to be okay. Co check your own accounts.

Have to fill this four years of 'Nil'. Even if it costs a bit.

Yes, Gongali Appaji, tell me.

I need your son-in-law's address.

Did Anjaneylu employ you to find out?

No, no. Anjaneylu and I don't see eye to eye of late.

Then why do you want it?

Want to call him for my daughter's wedding.

Inform him, don't invite him.

He should not come South of the Vindhya mountains.

A tall fence.

OK, give me his cell number.

He doesn't carry a cell phone.

Big shots don't carry phones.

Their assistants do.

Alright, I'll note down the address.

Need not write it.

Go to Delhi and ask, anyone will point the way to Royal Palace Hotel.

At the hotel anyone will show you Amrutha Rao.

Wait.

I expected him to be a owner, is he a bell boy!

Wasted money on my journey.

You move.

Can't he atleast wangle a meal in his staff quota.

Over here, bell boys even feel like boss.

He treats every guest as a family member.

Carrying luggage in so many languages.

Oh! Couldn't keep the Bellboy job for long either... demoted to a janitor!

Good job.

You care for this place like your own!

Yes sir.

I think this is my hotel.

My floor, my mop..

My legs!

Mr.Appaji! When did you come?

A moment before you disinfected my legs.

Very happy sir. Please sit in the lobby.

I'll join you after I get off duty.

Get that gold belt man inside.

MD sir is calling.

I'm leaving.

Let me go.

Why you let me in instead o0f let me go!

No he is calling.

I wasn't cursing your MD.

I was talking about the janitor.

Go.

MD sir, those expletives were meant for that pauper Amrutha Rao, not you.

Aren't you the MD?

No. I'm the PA to MD & Chairman.

Then down there...

It was a rehearsal for our Ad film.

Our boss dons the workers role in all our ads.

Why?

To dramatically show the hotel's dedication to serve.

Who actually owns this hotel?

A banished wanderer.

It belongs to a poor guy who was cheated by a moustache man.

You...

Yes, I'm that loaded mendicant.

You own this whole hotel...

Not just one: six.

A under construction casino in Nepal.

I thought your money got you a minor share in this property.

Didn't expect this success in my worst nightmares!

What's your business secret?

Not doing business.

Elaborate. PA, order some refreshments.

My journey started four years back.

I came to Delhi and deposited my Rs. 500 million in a Bank.

To avoid risk of being mugged at ATMs.

I set up net banking with foresight.

All purchases and payments were online and I was on cloud nine.

One day Sanju asked me to buy her a silver dinner service.

Just 25 kilos of silver, not half her weight!

I indulged her and placed an order for Rs. 5,00,000 worth of silver.

The zero key got into the giving spirit and halted three stops later.

Five million instead of five hundred grand! Your total funds?

Got 25 tonnes of silver instead of 25 Kg.

25 tonnes?

A silver mountain!

Not knowing how many plates and forks that would make...

I remained blank for one year.

Suddenly, the price of silver doubled.

I sold it. My 500 million became a billion.

Even got a dinner set free!

If silver got me so much, I guessed gold would profit me even more.

Invested all my funds in land for mining. Near Bellary.

Then I came to know, that private people can buy and wear gold not mine it.

Means your billion for bullion turned to dust?

Yes, red, dry land that even my tears could not irrigate.

But they found iron ore in it.

At that time the export market boomed.

Money came in truckloads.

My income was a billion a month.

I observed for 6 months.

Gained 600 crores.

Felt it was unwise to poke my finger into a foreign business. And sold it off.

Gave up a multi-billion dollar pie because...

...You felt it unwise to put your finger into it!

[scream]

Needn't feel so bad.

I sold it for a big profit.

Hey! Fire fire..

You dumbo, you are fanning the fire! Don't blow, suck. Suck!

Suck on the damn tail you chimp!

The very reason I stopped putting fingers in pies, bought hotels and sat put.

This is my journey.

There are more mishaps than miles covered in your travel.

Yes. Many accidents.

In accidents people lose a limb or two.

You lost your jinx. And I got it.

What are those dark circles around your eyes?

Did anyone draw on your face instead of paper.

In an effort to show affection, I got this affliction.

Then why are you wandering up North instead of seeing a doctor?

To collect my dues.

Your dues?

I lost 2 million due to the restaurant I bought from you.

Reimburse it.

Buy my house for 15 million.

Will offer an installment plan too!

Got a cheque book?

You! He's asking for the cheque book?

I am asking you.

Did you get cheque book?

You plan to pay me with my cheque?

You write a cheque for 200,000.

I'll write one for an equal amount.

We'll give both to Jethmalani.

Who's this in between?

A top lawyer. This will be his consultation fee.

If he says your case is sound, I'll pay you not 2, but 10 million. Deal?

I'll take leave.

Order a packed dinner for the return journey.

Leader of space technology, Rocket Travel Company has arrived into India.

Soon, Moon Tourism would be a reality.

The first lift-off will take place from our Launch Centre in Andhra Pradesh.

On the occasion of office launch in Delhi, Richard spoke to media.

He said the reason to set up in India is vast technology here...

...And limited expenses.

So they are leading their competitor Ming and Lee in setting a office.

Anjaneylu and Amrutha Rao have wisened up.

Together, they dig their own grave.

Apart, they are invincible.

I got killed!

Uncle! It's you! Are you hurt?

How can he hit me with a car and call me uncle!

Recognised you by the belt.

Who are you?

It's Chandu, your nephew!

Remember, you would impose penalties and confiscate...

...all the pocket money father gave me in the name of discipline?

Ah, yes! How you have grown!

Come, I'll see my boss off at the airport and drop you.

Sir, may I...

Of course! Get in!

Thank you.

Uncle get in.

Hello. -How are you?

That is our business uncle.

Tickets to board a rocket eh? How much is the commission?

Commission?

We don't give commissions. This isn't a cheap business.

So say concession.

Tell him.

To fill seats you need to grease hands.

Even LIC people are giving commission.

Throw the dies dear.

Ammu! Where are you going?

Forgot my toothpick in the office.

Ammu! Won't you say hello to my parents who have come down?

Oh!

Hell...........o!

Ammu!

Sorry father.

It's okay if he doesn't speak to me.

My heart keeps overflowing with joy that he has seen success because of me.

Yes baby, the happiness and pride have made him young again!

He is rubbing oil all over.

What, still around?

Ammu!

Baby, Serve him these.

What mother-in-law, are we celebrating something?

Just made something at home.

Come Sanju, let's demolish the lot together.

No way! I weigh 56 Kg.

Dieting for 6 months and have not shed half a kilo!

Forget dieting, you need to sweat.

Do some remote exercise; watch TV.

The Egypt government has announced reward of Rs.5 billion on Sin Laden's head.

Added to last year's reward announced by USA...

The total prize money on the terrorist is a 1000 billion.

Sin Laden went ahead as he warned on Nil Jazeera TV last night...

Pharaoh ---zero!

Free hit!

One more cruel attack!

"Lucky..."

"Hasten and climb the success!"

"This combination gives a heart attack."

"We are beneficial for each other."

"Remaining all are useless."

"Ozone is our stage for grooving."

"Today unknowingly and surprisingly we met again."

"We'll never turn back until we answer all questions."

"Merge the powers, sign for success."

"This is a historic testament."

Future plans...

International film awards.

A new IPL team -Bheemavaram bombers.

"The boundaries stopping them are perishing now."

[group applaud]

Sarva!

How are you dear?

How long it's been!

4 years, 5 months, 20 days, 16 hours, 37 minutes.

When you were counting the seconds, how could you keep away for so many days?

What can I do?

I too swore an oath.

Till they meet, even we will not meet!

What? If they remained separated for life, you would have never seen me again?

Never for ever!

I gathered some left-over LTTE bombs to go to Egypt.

To blast those pyramids.

Luckily, some noble soul performed that task.

You'll even become a terrorist for my sake!

Terrorist, Maoist, Capitalist, Journalist, --Your ist!

Is Appa uncle in house or out house?

He's in... But in a loop.

[Blowing of sacred chank]

"Crackers will shake up the earth."

"Extinction of rain will extinct the oceans."

"Air will get startled to start move."

"Suddenly the volcanic eruption should destroy...

For days he's been rewinding that and regaling himself thus.

"The land should broke into pieces."

"All the five elements of earth and humanity should go into hell."

"The merge of friends like this will change the universe." -Oh God!

"I crave to see this happening."

Friends and fans, as promised, Anji and I have combined...

...to start a high-flying business: International Airport Hotels!

In one stroke, Amrutha Air Vilas Hotels will be opening in...

...New York, London, Frankfurt, Dubai, Sydney,Hong Kong, Tokyo, and Singapore!

In two minutes will strike the rare,

auspicious hour that is favorable to all these locations.

At such auspicious hour they will be in a good mood.

As soon they launch it, we will explain our proposal.

Okay.

[phone ringing]

That ring is a good omen!

Answering it will make it better.

I'll cut it.

Hey wait wait.

Hello... What?

Please please.. -Two more minutes.

You promised we will cut the ribbon.

Want to open something that's already open?

Someone in Room 302 has ordered coffee!

Sarvam!

Sarvam!

Sarvam!

Good morning sarvadu, opy happening!

Dozing off? Someone crept into room 302 without your knowledge.

Unfair sir.

I fully aware and awake.

I waited till 12.01 am and checked them in!

And chucked the auspicious hour out of the window? Why?

Me thought getting booking on first minute of day was holy.

Take the guests and open coffee shop.

Come.

[Photo clicks]

Auspicious bad luck.

Let us go.

[Phone ringing]

Don't hold back? Go, you run the hotel.

Hello, Good Morning in India! Amrutha Air Vilas speaking a wedding booking!

What can be more auspicious than a wedding?

Sir, a Wedding Hall, a Pandit, and a Wedding Dinner for tonight.

For how many?

Two.

May be hosts.

Yes, two hosts.

How many guests?

Two.

May be you dropped 3 zeroes after 2.

Who is getting married?

Hosts are getting married to the guests.

What, host weds guest you pest!

Now full picture seeing!

First 2 hosts marry.

Then they turn to guests and eat wedding feast.

The guest re-turn to host, pay bill and go honeymooning!

I'll banish you to outer space!

Give me the phone.

Hi, this is a senior management person handling your valuable inquiry.

he Joint managing Director of the Joint Venture, Amrutha Air Vil..

Hwllo --hello...

Disconnected in the past.

Fool! You should have taken the name and address first.

No need. They stay here, Room 302!

30..

Media people and the guests are having breakfast.

They are seeing how many are having marriage!

What?

Mr. Sameer S.L. And Miss B. Doll Reddy from Hyderabad.

[Lift bell]

If they are locals, why did they check in last night for tonight's flight?

Some thing wrong happening.

Excuse me.

There was no one in the reception upstairs.

About the wedding booking...

Yes.

Sir! It's you!

You know me?

Didn't recognise us?

I and Doll were in your restaurant on Valentine's Day...

Oh yes! You had a tiff and I helped you patch up!

No tiff sir. We met for the first time there.

First time?

Yes sir.

Yes. And then we kept meeting each other in your hotel.

Anji --get a hold...

The love acorn I planted has grown to a wedding oak!

I am happy that you are carrying on our Indian Valentine's tradition...

...in my absence. Proud, very proud!

Sir, is this hotel also yours?

Yes, and you are our first guests!

Meeting in your hotel and getting married in your hotel is very dramatic!

Very romantic.

Very cinematic.

And fantastic!

Most comic sir, most comic.

Now, why this secret wedding?

Sameer is an orphan. And my people are against the marriage.

We'll get married this evening and live in Singapore.

But a wedding without guests?

Without a family to bless you?

We will be you family and friends!

We'll plan a grand ceremony!

A delay may cause problems...

Why impose on them? They know their problems best.

Come problems, come earthquakes.

come worries, come tsunamis;

We swear on earth and sky, we will get you married!

[Lift bell]

Where's my baby, Barbie Doll?

Searching for Toys Rus I presume.

Not Toys Rus you Brontosaurus!

I've come for my daughter Barbie Doll Reddy.

I've come for my daughter Barbie Doll Reddy.

let's discuss amicably.

Amicable enough?

Hey! Security warning!

If you lay hands on the boss, this bodyguard will take serious action!

I'm only a PA till 12 noon.

Then why are you here after 12? -Get lost.

Oh god!

All ambulance.. KIMS, NIMS, Care, Star, Sunshine, Anu Test Tube Baby Centre.

Look... -What will you show?

Your name? -Pol, Pol Reddy. Lion of Seema.

Aah, Lion Pool Reddy sir.

Not Pool, idiot, Pol Reddy.

Yes, yes. Let's sit together in a cultured and peaceful...

What's this prattle,

The marriage hour is in 5 minutes.

Ask them to see us after the ceremony.

Hush, this is Doll's father.

I have no time for this faction lord nonsense.

I dismiss this stone-age riffraff!

Send these buffoons on their way.

Now! This minute!

Get out!

OK. As you have requested so respect fully, it's fair to discuss the matter.

Open the conference room.

Your name? -Pol Reddy!

What?

Just a formality, that a meeting took place.

Put a sign.

Coal Reddy.

Mole Reddy.

Hole Reddy?

Good guess!

OK. Board meeting of Sameer and Barbie Doll's...

...impending holy matrimony: called to order!

What meeting you dolt!

We have come to take our baby home.

Not against her wishes. She's not a minor.

Yes she's not a minor, she's our baby.

Our only baby.

Our grandpa had no sisters or daughters.

Our father had no sisters or daughters.

We too have no sisters.

In our family there were no females for generations!

Don't say your marriage wasn't with females either?

Got your point.

She's the only girl child for all of us.

So we affectionately gave her an English name; Barbie Doll.

We carry her statuette with us at all times.

Enough of banter. Come baby, get into our vehicle.

What vehicles? Look!

Oh! Wrong picture.

That's a movie DVD.

Sarvam, switch on the security cameras.

Hello, hello. Outside camera2 on.

Camera 4.

Leave and you get away with a parking fine.

Or else it will lead to a big mess.

Think knowing a few Traffic Constables is great?

Want me to call the Task Force?

PA, call the Sub Inspector.

Hole Reddy, call the Inspector!

Call the Assistant Commissioner.

Coal, call the Commissioner.

Hang it, just call the Director General of Police.

Good Morning DGP sir.

Good Morning Mr. Anjaneylu! How are you?

Fine, but for one minor irritation... one Pol Reddy..

That faction leader..

Yes sir.

Hey, Pol Reddy! Do you know who he is?

Amudhala Anjaneya Prasad, South India hotel king!

Sir, they are getting my daughter married against my wishes...

She'll be happy.

You get out from there in two minutes.

And leave the city in ten.

Let us run!

Oh god! I'm coming brother.

[Sanjivini screaming]

What happened dear?

Don't say your dad kicked the...

I've gained 2 kilos after moving here.

Understandable.

It's been a string of home-coming dinners.

Ammu!

And yesterday, though the wedding was called off, you enjoyed the feast.

Feeling sad?

Don't worry, we'll get you married soon.

Actually I'm happy.

All this while, I thought my father was invincible.

Now I know you are more powerful.

So we are neither scared nor anxious.

In our presence all fears vanish!

Be ready for another grand and fearless wedding!

What do you say Anji? -Doubtless!

Congratulations sir!

What's this auditor, another pageant?

Surprise! Please come I'll tell you.

2000 in 2013, have we gone back 13 years?

No, your business has zoomed ahead!

Because of your merger, your value has gone up by 300 crores.

It is now touching 2000 crores!

These worthless fellows are worth 2000 crores!

Yes! -Congrats sister.

What's your next venture sir?

Been thinking hard,

But no project has struck me as big enough for our status.

Don't break your head, take a break.

You slogged for years.

Now go for an extended vacation to the Moon.

Joking?

Still making fun of us.

Think it's a fable?

See, this is Chandra Mohan, an officer in Rocket Travel Company.

Our company is a pioneer in passenger rockets.

Ranging from 2 to 20-seater models.

Ticket in a 2-seater costs 200 crores.

Reasonable.

Ticket in a 12-seater is just 50 crores.

Very reasonable.

And in a 20-seater, you won't believe it, just 30 crores!

Oh, Subsidy Rocket!

Yes, for billionaires like you it's just a picnic.

Chandra Mohan, book 4 tickets right away! -Hold on!

Middle classes like you are excited by picnics and holidays.

Business magnates are ever thinking of investment and work.

and work..

and work.

Every minute, our brains are churning with plans for business development.

So true! No time for pastimes.

It is not good to be so workaholic.

Appaji! Don't club them with common tourists!

They are industrious industrialists who believe in laborious labour.

They think with depth of brain, see with breath of vision.

And work with sweat of brow!

Sorry sirs, Mr. Appaji lacks your foresight.

Going to the Moon isn't a pleasure trip.

It's a business opportunity!

You mean going to the Moon is for business?

Most certainly, damn definitely!

An out of the world business chance!

You know once you start, tourists will line up like ants.

To crawl all the way to the Moon?

Yes. And wont those tourists need food and accommodation?

They will! Vast Moonlit Resorts... Earth lit Resorts.

Yes! Yes!

Added attraction, those who land first can occupy as much land as they want!

This is a golden opportunity.

No silver... no, platinum opportunity! I'll take it!

Ya!

You blew it!

We come to sell a few tickets and you try to hawk the full Moon itself.

Now we had hurt our chances.

Don't be impetuous.

If we fall from that height, we are buried. Think a minute.

I've thought nine times in a nano second.

You know my processing speed.

Cost of ticket in rocket...Rs.300 million.

Ticket in a train...Rs.800.

Train passengers buy a plate of Idli for Rs. 20 happily.

In the same ratio, rocket travelers should buy Idli...

...for Rs.7.5 million without a murmur.

One plate idli... 7.5 Million!

Yes, and a Dosa will retail for 15 million.

Appaji will have to sell a house for every Dosa he eats.

Decent profit. OK!

OK, give me a firm quote: 5 return tickets,

Multiple trips for raw stock... goods rocket... a total figure.

I'll tell you in a minute.

Sir, the grand total is Rs 20.13 billion.

As a first customer discount, I'm rounding it off to 20 billion.

20 bill...

[whisper] your commission is 200 mill...

At this investment, what turnover should we do?

Just a 1000 Idlis and 834 Dosas and we break even!

Ya!

Okay, Get the agreement.

Ya..ya sure!

Your 20 billions contract is ready to sign.

20 billions? Our entire property.

Even with a penny.

So mid term elections are on due to this strong opposition.

Enough! We need to take a decision now.

Those in favour SMS 'Y' space 'Moon' and those against -'N' space 'Moon'.

[Typing sms]

It's a tie.

Chandramohan has come with a special offer. We'll hear him out.

And do a re-poll.

Will I get my commission today?

No. The moment their rocket lifts off...

...the amount will drop down into your account.

What's your final offer?

Buy one, get one.

For the 5 tickets you bought we give another 5 free!

On the whole 10 people can travel.

I doubt if my parents can travel that far.

Even if they can, I refuse.

Carrying two grizzlies would prove more useful.

Think well.

In just a day you can occupy more land than you can dream of.

Will you supply big tractors?

Such engines won't work there.

But you can cover great distances on foot itself.

One stride on the moon can be equal to a big leap on earth.

Because of low gravity, your weight becomes 1/6th but strength remains same.

If you weigh 60 kg here, you will be a mere 10 kg there.

Even if I hog all day, just 10, 12 kg!

[Typing in cell.]

Good news!

Fixed the date for Doll and Sameer's wedding.

Bad news!

Not just the business, we had to sell the houses and cars to clear the cheque.

All our jewellery too, except one-a-piece.

See, started reducing weight already!

Just 12.5 million left in the account.

I have a good news for you.

Your launch date is fixed. August 15.

You will train at our centre till then.

Lucky dates! They get married on the 14th.

And honeymoon on the Moon next day.

Yeah.

Your Moon Card, world's most valuable debit card.

Value is 20 billion.

Use it for all your purchases at RTC.

What will you do with that small change in your bank.

Buy my house, I'll offer it on installments.

Whenever you come down to earth, you'll save on rent.

It's your lucky house too.

You'll save your sentiments and rent.

No!

No! No!

Yes!

You pour billions on empty space.

But balk at purchasing something concrete. Buy it!

What's this installment business, when we are paying in full?

That's an old agreement. No worry, I'll give a receipt for full payment.

Santha always gets her way.

Shock in the business world as hotel kings sell total stake.

As they haven't invested elsewhere, rumors floating around suggest bankruptcy.

With the DGP's support, they kidnapped my daughter.

Can't be. They are respectable and rich.

Even donate liberally to the party fund.

Now they'll ask for a refund. They sold off everything.

Order the DGP to get my daughter back.

Ok, I'll speak to him.

Congratulations!

You've trained better than Olympic athletes.

Go, complete the wedding rituals and be back early day after.

We'll take the suits with us.

So that even if the ceremony goes on late, we can be at the gate fully dressed.

Rocket lift off is at 11.11.11

Yes! All ones! Lucky number.

Let's go and celebrate a grand gala wedding!

Dump the pomp, make it a quiet affair this time.

Santha, then who'll see our sarees and jewellery.

Have they left us that many now?

All I ask is a modicum of sense.

Silence, My golden Santha!

You shall see a silent wedding.

You seem to ignore my instructions, DGP.

No sir. We were unable to locate them.

They sold their house too.

Ask Mr. Pol Reddy, we searched all over the city.

No excuses. I want the girl found.

I'll inform you the moment I know their address.

Thanks Mr. Naidu.

We will handover the house tomorrow.

Superb!

Is the bride ready?

Are the remaining arrangements done?

Silent prayers, silent saint, silent music as ordered by Anji.

I arranged few things with my fore sight.

What did you do in extra?

I invited DGP for extra safety.

That too with a silent sms.

So no obstructions for wedding.

Come.

No sign of activity, is this the marriage place?

Yes.

Where's the pandal?

Sir, we are the musicians. Do we sit to the right or left of the pandal?

Shhh!

Not right, not left, but under. Follow instructions, batteries included.

What's this, like a chicken coop!

Yes, cluck away happily.

Such a pain at this old age.

Hello..mike testing..1 2 3.

I can hear clearly, who is speaking?

[Reed pipe music]

Stupid!

Sharma sir, this is me Anjaneyulu.

What are these weird arrangements?

A wedding revolution without sound pollution.

OK start Ganesh puja.

[Prayers]

Keep sprinkling the rice, son.

As you say.

Not you, Anjaneylu. The groom.

Sprinkle the sacred Rice.

Greetings priest sir! It's me, Amrutha Rao.

Greetings!

Say 'ma ma', son.

Ma ma.

Not you Amrutham, the groom.

This message is for Sharma sir.

Please name the person your instructions are for.

Done. These invocations are for God...

Call the bride.

Now hold the veil between the groom and bride.

Forgot to get the veil.

Ok we are holding it.

What are you holding?

A handkerchief.

Couldn't you get a stole.

It would spoil the look.

Doll close your eyes so as not to see him.

All of us will also do so for support.

[Foot steps]

Whats up?

Marriage.

Whose?

An orphan's and the daughter of that demented Pol Reddy.

Aah pol Reddy daughter's?

Correct.

Father.

Wondering how I landed up without an invite?

Your friend the DGP informed me.

Didn't come empty handed though.

Got some explosive gifts.

Get ready for placing cumin-jaggery on the heads.

Forgot that too?

I can't hear you all.

Then place something on the heads.

Ammu!

Leave or else loose your daughter!

That movie played in our town too!

Wrong turn.

Hey! stop your noise and lift this up! [reed pipe sound]

Why is everyone silent?

This is a most sacred moment.

I'll come and supervise it in person.

I don't know what you're all doing.

Don't worry.

What! A mass wedding?

You are paying me for performing only one.

Stop that circum-ambulation.

Turning in reverse is equal to divorce.

No word, no offering!

Something's wrong.

Is this fair?

You have no respect for me.

Want an offering? Here.

This is respect.

What's this, fruit or sweet?

Pulp. Something that will make you into pulp. A bomb.

Catch hold of them!

Brother, I can't catch hold of them.

Why are you scratching my head?

Did you find them?

Brother I'm coal.

Firstly you're invisible.

Why are you grooving in dark!

"Escaped the goons with the help of priests and reached RTC."

Good bye for all the goons.

Let us fly.

Who are you?

The first passengers in RTC rocket. Open the gates.

Sorry, the company has shut down.

Go call Chandramohan!

All the employees have been sacked. There's a lockout.

"Hey Anji! Don't struggle too much."

"We are swimming in a spoon of sea."

"Current bills and rents are our problems."

"Tears are out due to extra spice."

"Fighting with mosquitoes all night is our own deed."

"Don't hasten and feel tensed."

O Full Moon, Come down and fill my pockets with 200 million.

Chandra Mohan will call on me. Send him in pronto!

Get the papers ready for the 5 acres land.

I'll give the payment tomorrow. -Sir, somethings are coming this way.

Things? Do you mean animals or trees? Pests or diseases?

Can't make out sir. See for yourself.

You all?

Aah! Have you fallen off the rocket or diverted it?

What rocket, the company itself has disappeared!

It's our loss. 20 billion!

Gone in a puff of smoke.

200 mill... 20 billion! He swallowed it whole.

At least if you had given it to me...

You would have nibbled at it?

No, would have would have banked it for you.

Even at 3% interest, I would have given you 50 million a month.

He devoured the total amount.

Not all of it. We gave you 12.5 million for the house.

We came here to take possession of the house.

Yes. Sure!

But that sly Chandramohan must have known of RTC's problems.

That's why he insisted on keeping everything a secret...

...till the lift-off and then giving a media blast.

He blasted us and left ashes.

Were you too aware of it?

Yes, wasn't it you who introduced him to us?

So what? Haven't I suffered a loss too?

You lost money?

Ya, I mean my credibility and my goodwill.

All I'm responsible for is the money I took for the house. Come.

Bad. We are feeling low and you want to play kabaddi.

No game, this is your portion this month.

I said I'll give the house on an installment plan.

But we paid in full!

Yes, the place, though, will be given in parts... 6 sq yards a month.

Ridiculous!

If we buy a car in installments, will you handover a wheel a month?

Why talk of wheels when you are on the skids?

It was clearly mentioned in the agreement you didn't read.

Six feet to be buried in, six yards to live on.

[Appaji blowing whistle]

Aah! Time for lift-off!

Scatters! Encroachers! Occupiers!

What sir. This is a walkway... common area.

Even stations and bus stands are common and public areas.

Will the law allow you to sleep there?

This borders on assault.

It's crossing bounds. To make it clear, I brought a boundary.

What's this, like a fence for ducks.

Exactly, a duck wall! You shouldn't cross it...

...except to use that servant's toilet. -Ok.

We wont. Please leave, bad night.

First pay a trespassing fine, Rs. 100 per head.

What trespassing, I went for only one pass.

Explain the difference between pass and trespass to that idiot!

[Temple bells sound]

Good Morning! Coffee.

Seeing your plight last night, I decided to give you the house.

Take this. -News paper?

7,000 for Master Bedroom.

6,000 for the second bedroom.

9,000 for the hall.

To use the total compound to run a restaurant, 30,000.

What are these numbers?

Monthly rentals.

And for the inside toilets, 3,000 per commode.

And just 2,000 for the showers.

Enough!

The smell of coffee fooled us into thinking that humanity is flowing in you.

Oh, I exude kindness for the humans.

But demand hard cash for the building.

Pay rent for our own house!

Pay tax for our own sweat!

Who are you, the government?

You cross the duck wall, and you will be Peking duck!

Yes!

A golden egg of an idea!

Santha, Sanjeevini, give me your gold.

Right away I'll start our business, without paying rent!

Gold becomes egg.

Hey auto!

Where do you want to go sir?

Will you come to Shamshabad?

Get in.

Okay.

Come.

Why are you leaving on the sly?

Enough sir. We have brought you enough problems.

And danger.

My father and uncles will hunt you now.

Our heads don't bow down to swords!

We keep our promise of protection, in love or war!

Have they given their kaftan-sized site to these Afghans and emigrated?

You who who?

You, go...goa Sarvadu, lift it up

Sarvadu?

So it is you afghan-vadu.

Such a shameless act!

What's this disgusting disguise for?

To cover the shame of our fall.

You never soared above ditch-level, except these four years.

Anyway, good you decided to start your true trade,

By accepting my terms.

That's a good decision.

You pay property tax though I collect rent. Building's in your name,remember?

Why are you so dumb?

Aah..

What on earth's this, table mountain?

Now on you pay us, every time you eat our Dosa.

On any floor.

After paying money.

Even if it's free, who'll climb that high to eat?

Thees dosa khan.

Pre-paid.

Connection.

Come in!

It's me, Anjaneylu.

You! In this garb?

Some circumstances circumvented our hopes.

You have to see justice is done.

File two cases in the fast track.

What's the problem?

One is the Moon... the other is Saturn himself.

Ok done.

Hope a good omen comes as the first customer.

Oh no! This is the last customer we want.

It's for these militants, we got this Kabuli protection.

We'll stay calm.

Sir..

It is locked.

Left..left. -Left..left.

Where's Anjaneylu?

Do you know hai?

Hai, hai! Idli hai, upma hai, poori hai...

Shut up hai! What's your name?

Yahya Khan! -Mine's Wah Wah Khan!

Asking again, where's Anjaneylu?

Do you know Wah Wah?

I do not Yahya.

Then who knows, Wah Wah?

Allah should, Yahya.

Don't Wah Wah me you Yahya!

We know this house belongs to them.

You work for them don't you?

Wait!

Who are you?

Allud [son-in-law] Khan.

Allud Khan?

Allaudin Khan.

In short we call him Allud.

What do you call him?

Putri [daughter] Khan.

Putri khan?

First remove those knives.

Without knowing where Amrutham and Anjaneylu are, we will not budge.

A gulab jamun for my brother and masala dosa for me.

Parcel?

A gulab jamun for my brother..

Cut his throat he'll open mouth.

I'll tell.

I will tell you they all are.

Where are they hiding?

On the Moon.

Where?

They flew off to the Moon.

You dumb Allaudin, don't rub my lamp the wrong way!

Think with your brains, not swords.

They received 20 billion in cash.

Will anyone splurge that to start this measly restaurant?

Will anyone on earth turn from prince to pauper in seconds?

With that money they purchased tickets in a rocket and left for the Moon.

They leased this building to us.

They gave this to us as as a memory.

My child!

Lovely girl!

Baby Doll, have you gone beyond our reach!

Put these words in the bag.

We are free! And disguise-free!

Yahya!

Wah Wah!

Yahoo!

See! Commercial in morning and resting place at night.

[Sarvam snoring]

Thief! Catch thief!

We need to catch your throat!

Sarvadu.. -Go and find some cheap lodgings.

If you snore, here the snack tower will collapse like a house of cards.

Why waste money for a bed?

Uma devi..

"Oh oh oh moonlight girl!"

"Don't boil me like a gravy."

"Oh oh oh Dark handsome male!"

"Don't melt me like a ice cream."

Billionaires who don't accept dowry..

"Your smile is like the eminence of moon."

"The day you play hide and seek is a lunar eclipse day."

"I'll door delivery my self every day."

Hey send a plate idli to first floor.

"Oh my table mountain."

"Give me a solid profit."

"Three dosas and six idlis..

...be good all the time."

"our business should shoot up."

"Our past glory should be back."

"Give a sales graph which escalates out of the sky."

"Oh oh oh death music...

...be our wedding music."

"For how many days we should be apart?"

"When will we cross all the obstacles?"

"Moon light won't radiate till we get married."

Uma devi!

Sarvadu we need more flowers...

Oh thorn!

Don't come in the way, we are busy with wedding arrangements.

Wedding! I will not allow it as long as I breathe!

Why should you breathe fire? Do you know them?

Oh, it's they who are getting married!

Yes, always wondered, who are they?

Are they your relatives?

None of your business. Bye.

who are.. -You go sir.

"Oh god your love and hate are raping my emotions."

[Anji and Amrutham humming tune]

Anjaneylu, forgot to wish you last time.

Good Morning!

Good!

I will come.

I want to wish the bridal couple too...

Do you have a pass?

What pass?

Mehendi Function invite.

For a month you trample all over my terrace without permission.

And you ask me for a pass, you pustule!

In elite functions, you are not allowed without a pass.

They are playing with me!

I can know what's happening on my back.

I'll see!

Appaji will not rest. The more we hide, the more curious he gets.

If he finds out Doll's father is Pol Reddy, he'll broadcast the information.

Idea! Let's reverse the information.

Amrutham!

Amrutham!

Oh, it's you? -Yes me.

And sleeping next to me is my wife. Who are you, moral police?

OK. Can't sleep a wink not knowing who that couple is.

Their's is a love marriage.

Girl is an orphan and the boy's father is against it.

Why, is he super rich?

No, a hyper factionist.

Factionist?

Locally we say that, but inter nationally they call him a terrorist.

International terrorist! Who?

Who's world renowned?

Don't say ... Sin Laden!

Rightly spoken!

You guys are not normal!

You dip your hands in RDX and play with fire

Dear sir Sin Laden.

I know where your son is.

They are secretly getting him married.

If you respond with a gift...

...I will correspond with his Google map.

At least this way, I'll get a fraction of the money I lost in Moon commission.

My sister is getting married tomorrow, you should come.

My brother is getting married at the same time, you should come too.

I'll come for sure.

Let us give this invitation card in temple first.

So that we won't face any obstacles.

Oh lord..

Make my wedding happen soon.

You prepare such a feast and don't invite me!

Eat!

Tomorrow, the marriage altar will be the commode.

Welcome to Gemini news..[Tv news]

Headline first.

Shutting down of renown companies is trembling the people.

Amrutha rao and Anjaneyulu are one of the victims..

What baby, you have gone far, far away! Leaving me forlorn.

Are you hungry?

Do you want milk?

Have it baby.

My golden lass.

Our child hasn't gone to the Moon!

RTC took the hoteliers money and vanished. Saw in the news.

All are in Hyderabad.

What are you waiting for!

Load the SUVs with bombs. Let's go!

Okay brother.

[Door sound]

Bathroom is safer than house.

Motion syrup is stronger than explosion.

[Hen sound]

[Birds sounds]

Local news are read by Bejawada Babu rao.

Head lines..

Rocket Transport Company, an MNC, took 20 billion from two hoteliers and shut.

Anjaneyulu and Amrutha rao filed a case against RTC.

We escaped with our lives. But how do we keep body and soul together?

6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13..

14,15..

Enough.

Sir, I too need work!

Today I need only 15 laborers.

Please recruit him too.

Please.

I said not necessary.

Sir, sir, if we don't work, we can't eat!

Sarvadu..

I can't see you in this state.

Please take my place... please take it.

Very affectionate fellow.

He acts as if he sacrificed his knighthood for you.

The income will be the same, irrespective of which two go out of three.

One small..

Hey! -Yes..

Just wove three baskets all day?

What will you earn at this pace?

Here's Rs.30.

From tomorrow we'll try to weave two each.

Ok 10 for each one.

will give you material tomorrow.

Sanju, why are you labouring when we are there?

Here's our pay.

Rs.150 each.

We'll bring you happiness with these hands that carried bricks.

Soon we'll move you to a 2-bedroom flat.

They are giving you the flat for carrying bricks?

He means, we shall labor day and night, but can't see you work here.

What happened to him again?

Give my money, I'll get going.

Santha, give 200 out of the 300 we gave you.

Why?

Got massaged for the muscle-burn.

Wanted to give the money through your hands.

Rs.130!

For six people to eat three meals.

Why only six? Where's Sameer?

Haven't seen him since morning.

May he's hiding, scared that your father may plan another attack.

No fear, except our lawyer, no one knows our address.

Wherever Sameer is, we will find him, your love will win.

How did you earn in 10 minutes what took us all day of back-breaking work?

ATM is quick, sir!

ATM? Whose account did you pilfer?

Mine own. I have Rs.60,000 balance.

Why didn't you say that when we were going to work?

Thought you might feel ashamed of taking servant's money.

Shame!

And you thought carrying sand and bricks was royal?

Didn't think your situation was this bad.

All because of you, we are on the street.

What did I do Mr.Anjaneylu?

You leaked the matter of us filing a case against RTC to the media.

Pol Reddy saw it and attacked us last night.

Sorry, but if the case wasn't publicized would RTC have come for a compromise?

RTC was taken over by Ming & Lee.

As an out of court settlement, they have given us a money-back offer!

Now you're richer than me sarvadu.

Will you take the Moon trip or take the 20 billion refund?

What's there to think?

As planned we will go...

Nowhere! Ask them to refund the money.

Don't be silly.

Haven't we gone through all this to conquer the Moon?

I don't concur. You go.

Haven't we suffered enough?

This is stupid!

If a train is canceled won't you take the next one?

Will you cancel the journey itself?

OK, we'll take the next train.

The Moon Trunk Express.

Lawyer, please have my 10 billion returned.

Confirm the trip for me!

You can't split it. Decide on one.

Oh, voting?

No need, you'll win.

Intelligent people are always in a minority.

Ask for a total refund.

Good! Be patient for a week, you'll get your cheque for 20 billion.

Why wait here, we'll stay in my old hotel. My old hotel!

Welcome sir.

Grand welcome.

Dad, listen to me.

I never respected you.

Now I despise you.

Why are you after me still?

Why are you trying to convince me?

I'm living peacefully by thinking I've no one.

Sameer voice...

I'm not like the dumb students in your schools...

...to blindly follow your spiel as the holy word.

Oh! He's not an orphan. Has a father.

Traditionalist, teacher.

Stop it!

Because I don't believe in your madness ...

No problem. I'm here..

Look teacher, they are not primary school children

They are young adults.

Don't worry Sameer. Our full power is back.

We can kick even Pol Reddy around like a football.

Your father's nothing.

Answer me, staid teacher.

Who is addressing me? -Who! I'm the Who's Who supporting your son, Mr So So.

Planning to bolt again? Look at Doll.

How miserable she's been since you left!

Saw that school master?

That is love.

Anyway, which school do you work in.

I don't work in a school. I run many training schools.

Oh, one of those dreary, cramming institutes for entrance exams!

Don't turn everyone into old fogies like you.

Like Useless fellows.

Useless fellow.

Learn to move with the times.

Don't blackmail youth emotionally with laments of cast and community.

Their's is true emotion.

Yours is sly aggression.

[Music humming]

Your mother will burn herself!

Ha! Don't use weakness as power.

Aah, I'll consume pesticide and die.

etc etc.

How long will pull back future generations with these threats?

Normally, I'm a soft-natured soul.

But if I get annoyed discussion ends.

And demolition starts.

And if my friend Anjaneylu hears about this...

He will incinerate you.

He has an ultra short fuse.

Who, the one facing me?

Yes, he's not one, he's a hundred!

A whole army rolled into one. I'm holding him back.

Else, he would have de-boned you through broadband itself!

Now, after staring wide-eyed at that tiger, take a look at this lion king!

You should have asked Sameer's full name.

Sameer Son Laden! Free Hit!

Sorry, wrong number.

That Sin Laden's gang has blackened the house with bombs!

Bombed it?

How are you connected with those terrorists?

It was I that informed the ace terrorist his son was at Amrutha Vilas.

They even gave me a reward of 1 million.

Oh no! Father, you stoop to playing with people's lives?

Thought they'll rap his knuckles and take him away...

If we stay with you, your sins will pollute us.

Come.

[Uma dials her phone.]

Sarvam..

What did you lie that you were an orphan?

I never agreed with my father's extremism.

That's why I had run off from home and lived like an orphan.

You have run off from me too.

Staying with you all was putting your life at risk.

Even if you go far, death is near to my masters.

Now their faces printed on your father's Facebook.

That's why we have to where we can't be spotted.

Where, the Himalayas or the deep ocean?

The Moon!

Lawyer, a revision..

Instead of the money refund we'll take the Moon trip.

You cheat! Now I understand your nefarious design!

All this was to drag us to the Moon.

You are blabbering in shock.

Was it I who abused Sin Laden?

You did not stop me even after seeing him.

Instead you instigated me with your dumb mime!

Even if those terrorists and factionists pardon you, this friendist will never!

"Like this terrorism added up to their greediness and landed on moon."

"With Full fever in bonus."

Yayy!

I'm just 10 kilos!

10 kilos, not 10 grams.

No?

Yay!

This lunar land is my golden opportunity.

I should have been born here.

I wish. I would have been spared of trouble on earth.

Never dreamed that this would come true!

That I would see such a sight!

Can't believe that all of us are standing on the Moon.

We came together... But now we stand separated.

Yes, now on, our lives are separate, our businesses are separate!

Those with that hemisphere go there, those with this hemisphere come here.

That's simple... your wife's with you, my wife's with me.

Sameer and Sarvam are with me.

Doll's with Sameer.

Uma's with Sarvam, and Lakshmi's with Uma.

What's this? Why don't we stay together?

Impossible!

The battle on Earth has escalated to star wars!

Even Krishna and Arjuna could not avoid a battle.

With my arrow, I'll make your head fly like a sparrow!

Please brother.

Having escaped faction fights at home, why start them here?

They have a new mania each season. Don't interfere.

Leave that madman.

Madman?

Come here Sarvam. -Did you see that?

[Amrutham laughing]

What, switched parties?

Down there, I worked in the South sarvadu.

I'll toil in the North up here.

Don't feel bad.

When next you separate, I'll join you!

Engineer! Mr. Engineer!

ENGINEER!

Mr. Engineer!

At your Service. Say...

Did you set foot on the Moon before?

No, first time. Like you.

Then why aren't you jumping around in wonder?

What's so strange?

It's like Earth.

You have to slog there, you have to slog here too.

What, you find no difference?

I do.

There's life gas... oxygen there. None here.

There's poison gas... politics there. None here.

Unless you two start producing it.

[Alarm sound]

[Sarvam snoring]

Greetings to sarvadu.

Good, thought you're down with jet lag.

Such discipline is required for a farmer!

Who's that sarvadu?

Us!

Now on, we are tiller's of the soil!

Come.

Where to?

What does a farmer need?

Free power.

No. If you get it at regular timings it's enough.

Need not be free. What is most needed?

Maximum, minimum support price!

No. If we can sell to anyone anywhere it will do.

Don't divert me with your stupid answers.

What a farmer needs is land, land, land.

You are right master.

So Let's immediately go down.

collect some acres...

Roll them up and cart them here?

Must have used that in manufacturing your brain.

Acres of dry land.

Useless fellow.

All that is land, moon land.

Let's mark it according to this plan.

2kms in west, 3kms in south, 2kms in north and 3kms in east.

Let's occupy as much of it as possible before Anji wakes up.

Great idea sarvadu. Probably Anji sarvadu thought same. Saw him going this way.

Idiot! Why didn't you tell me that instead of tying yourself in knots?

Follow me.

[Amrutham making fun of Anjaneyulu.]

Patent of Anji patnam!

Quit Amruthabad.

Quit Anjipatnam.

Quit Amruthabad!

Quit Anjipatnam!

Quit..quit..

[siren]

[Siren]

We are here, move on.

Sarvadu, surge ahead!

Left, Right, Left, Right..

At least centre?

Ammu, Ammu!

What happened to him?

108, 108 Ambulance!

Hello, Moon ling no.5. 108 is on earth.

Here I'm the Engineer, I'm the doctor.

I'm the Fire Engine, I'm the Ambulance!

State your problem.

My masters are stuck in their suits.

No movement.

Not a sound.

They have turned to statues.

One like Ambedkar, one like NTR.

How long have they been in the spacesuits?

Since six this morning.

That long! Carry them to the quarters right away.

[Ambulance siren]

Why two ICUs. Put them in one ward temporarily.

Froze in mid stride like a toy whose battery ran down.

So sad.

What's this? -Power water.

Battery Boost?

Isn't it because of low battery that you became sick?

Take me where power is at full blast.

Take me to the electric crematorium.

[Bell ring sound]

Good eveningggggg moon land!

Welcome to FM TV .29, .92, pointless.

By missing our free morning broadcast...

...You encountered some problems.

You need to follow a dress code for these spacesuits.

How long is the power cut in our state?

Six hours.

Good girl!

These too should be worn exactly that long.

Every six hours, the batteries should be re-charged and oxygen refilled.

If it's only six hours...

How much land can we occupy?

Only as much as you can in one shift, no matter how many days you work.

Can we carry batteries?

Sure.

How many can one carry on foot? Tell that dumbo.

Probably the morning walk didn't exert him.

Yes!

A problem has a solution, and a solution has Anji!

Order a cart and two oxen by courier rocket.

Add-on,another pair of oxen and cart.

One plough.

Add-on, one more plough.

Also, a cow for fresh milk.

A calf.

Ha ha, How will the cow give milk without it?

This buffalo has vast cattle-knowledge.

A year's supply of hay for the cattle.

Add-on hay.

So both of you need hay chew. OK.

Brimming with ideas.

But ordering an electric car doesn't strike them.

Hey!

Uncle, what's this sudden appearance?

Where did you disappear?

Ousted from the old company and posted in the new one.

With so much struggle.

Lift? To Nellore or Sullurpet?

To the Moon.

All the way there!

Thought some itinerant rocket may pick me up.

So you want to flag one down, like you would a truck on the highway?

If you you gave me my commission, I'd buy my own ticket.

Commission? The company itself doesn't exist.

And even if you buy a ticket we don't have the right to send you up.

Till the first occupiers give permission. That's the agreement.

"It is and early morning on the moon."

"It s a refreshing day with our enliven cow milk."

"Man you're so innocent."

"Man you don't know the protocol of moon."

"Dear Anji brother it is time to sow seeds."

"Your miseries will vanish brother."

"Dear Anji brother plough all the way."

"Work hard! Your seeds will flourish."

"Moon land has become your land."

"Move on!"

"It'll grow if you plough and sow all night."

"Where are the pests for your agriculture?"

"You need to work your muscles hard."

We never need to turn back...

We don't need to turn back, we turned a impossible thing into possible.

"Dear Anji brother it is time to sow seeds."

"Let us feed the earth... come on"

Pouring all your mineral water to the minerals?

Yes!

You'll wither away before a shoot springs up.

First use those bullock carts to occupy land and register it in my office.

"While they are busy in land-grabbing the young couple grab each other."

"Anji is scandalized."

My children!

Immersed in business development, we neglected our moral responsibilities!

Should get you married right away.

Come let us watch our wedding video.

Sarvadu!

The first wedding on the Moon is taking place in their colony.

Mr. Engineer!

Come and take your weekly rations.

No, parcel one priest for marriage.

Ok.

Add-on a priest.

One mangalsutra.

One more Mangalsutra.

Two garlands.

Repeat.!

Two holy threads.

Repeat!

Two Cummin-jaggery.

Repeat!

One star.

Repeat!

Box Anji's ears.

Repeat..aah!

All you do is imitate me!

Yet you call yourself a great innovator.

Yes I am.

Did you ever get a single idea?

Have you ever achieved anything on your own?

N..o..

Headlines are over.

Why, isn't this marriage our responsibility?

What's wrong if they live together for a year?

Santha!

Injecting Western perversion in our Indian culture?

Aww!

What would society think of us?

You see a society in this vacuum?

This is neither East nor West.

Not even that planet!

If you are so particular...

You can register their marriage at the engineer's office like you did the land.

Think I should cancel the order?

You rush to splurge; but hesitate at saving.

Hello engineer sir..

These people will be the same on silver screen too!

Please contact during working hours..

This is a recorded message.

Please contact during office hours.

Long live the Queen. Thank you!

[Same repeated in Hindi]

Why no excitement Sanju?

That is... No celebration, no silk sarees, no jewellery.

Even if I had them... neither a guest or relative to see them.

Yes! You reminded me of it!

I'll celebrate it in a much grander and more original manner than Anji.

I'll give you a big fat space wedding!

Engineer sir..

Now.. -I'm off duty now.

You may leave a message after the beep.

What I mean is..

Not the censor's 'Beep' but the cell phone's beep.

[Beep sound]

You said there were a lot of passenger's waiting to come to the Moon.

I give permission for their trip. If they buy their tickets they are welcome.

Awesome! Surpasses all wonders in fairy tales and myths.

By eloping to the Moon, my daughter is showing me something...

...I never dreamed of seeing in my life.

Why would you see.

You wouldn't have even seen a movie with your own ticket.

Why quibble about travel costs when the kids' future is involved.

You both have bought my ticket...

...for informing you of your children whereabouts.

Look at him, like an uncomplaining saint.

"Caution : Enter security access."

What, a check post here too!

No, a toll gate.

A toll in space?

Yes, need to pay a toll for the ozone hole.

How much?

Wait! Give me this pleasure.

Charge an up and down.

Oh, forgot we crossed India.

Here's a dollar. Found it on the road recently.

Look at that rate list.

5,00,000! This is scalping!

Drink, drink. Chilled, chilled!

Uncle? -Yes.

Here give one....no, you'll say it costs Rs. 10,000

Wrong guess. It's free!

Free?

Then why scrimp, pass the whole crate.

Ok.

Take the cola.

Take the cola..

Enjoy the life like a king.

"You're born and grown up to enjoy.."

"To enjoy!"

Cannot pour it. Suck it.

[Sounds from Appaji stomach.]

What's it?

Number 1 or 2?

Thumbs up earlier and little finger down now?

One hundred thousand for one.

A hundred K!

Exactly.

This is unfair.

You trapped me with free drinks.

A 100 K for a pee is unheard of.

I never heard such.

You heard of Water Tax?

Well this is Pee Tax.

I don't need you space loo.

Open the rocket door. I'll pee in the wide open space.

Get your helmet.

"While Appaji was peeing in space... priest has landed on moon."

[Child rhymes]

Thief! -You're thief!

1 2 3 4 10 30 40 100..

Come hither, priestly porter.

Come come..

I'll wallop you.

Call me a porter, as I help in carrying the marriage seats? You dimwit!

Priest sir! Do not curse him, he's the groom.

You came alone?

We ordered for two marriages.

I missed out on the fee for the last marriage.

So I'll perform both the marriages at a time.

Ok.

Greetings sharma sir!

Greetings. -Take rest inside while we get the pandal ready.

Ok.

Move.

Mr.Sharma! What are you doing?

Removing the helmet and shoes to wash my feet before going in.

Then we that will be the last time you'll wash your legs.

Then we'll have to perform your last rites.

You cannot survive one minute without them here.

This suit is sealed.

Even air can't escape.

But I've opened a special valve for you to pee.

What's this?

Lifeline. So that you wont drift away.

How much?

Just 40,000.

40 K for a tape, you worm! Do not need it.

It's dangerous if you fall behind.

I too know physics. I'm traveling at the same speed as the rocket.

Your strong suit is finance, not physics, uncle!

It is alright.

Carry on..

"The space is filled with my water."

"The sound it makes is resonating."

"The flow of the water hastened up."

"It is flowing like a sacred river."

[Whistles]

Is my song worthy of a whistle?

How did I end up here?

Your spout in front propelled you back.

How do I get back?

You know physics.

Turn around and 'sing' your way back.

Right! Right!

A bit more. Right, right.

Push uncle!

Just like that!

Push! That is it!

Push! Push!

Hold my hand!

Come near.

Hand.. -Give it.

At least this hand..

I can't reach it uncle.

Almost here.

Push it harder.

One final push!

Hey! Uncle!

Why did you do that?

How can I know? It just escaped!

OK, take the cable now. You can pay later.

No. Throw me a few soft drinks.

I'll drink them and try to get back on my own stream.

Why this recycling hassle?

You have a spacesuit.

I do. That's why I can wander in a vacuum.

It has oxygen, it has AC.

It also has a diaper!

[Prayers by priest.]

Now the brides' parents will wash the grooms' feet.

[Prayers]

My veil.

Oh your veil.

Welcome to the first wedding on the Moon.

Arrived just in time with gifts

Look how pretty you all are.

All look alike!

It's time for the auspicious cumin-jaggery.

Stop.

Stalled again!

Wait for our guests.

Ours is a grand, gala wedding.

Guests here? Don't say your relatives are stuck at the traffic lights.

You carry on Mr.Sharma.

There they are!

Come Sanju, let us welcome our inter-planetary guests.

Thanks for accepting our invitation.

You should have dinner and go.

Come please. -Come.

Our wedding is on that side.

This is a local marriage.

[Prayers by priest...]

A helmet change?

Why, you've become dark and lovely?

Feeling shy?

Okay put the cummin-jaggery.

Not the cummin-jaggery I'll put ginger in your eyes.

Oh! A bear!

This is so magical!

Who are you?

Your near and dear.

Pola reddy sir..

Bomber Poll reddy!

How can you link Afghanistan and ananthapur? You moron!

Baby Barbie Doll Reddy! Let's go.

Stop!

It's not civilized to stop a wedding.

Hey Kafir! You idli fakir!

[Santha screaming]

Shut up!

Who are you to perform my son's wedding?

You escaped death down below.

You wont here!

Dad..No dad!

Don't kill them dad.

There flashback is of epic proportions!

Grand gala wedding! We dying.

No! It's my fault. Leave my Anji, kill me.

Amrutham!

Anji..

You are really my lifelong friend.

Shoot me!

No..no. Shoot me!

No! Kill me!

No no! Shoot me.

Shoot me please.

No! Shoot me please.

Kindly shoot me!

Shut up!

I've come to kill you both!

Ammu!

Ammu!

Anji!

Ammu.. -Dear..

Smile please.

For the Obit photos?

Engineer sir, give him my land.

No sir, give him my land.

There's no oxygen here.

Even an incense stick will not light up, how will a gun fire?

Get up!

Get up slowly.

Slowly.

We'll marry in the mean while.

I'll try it by fixing my oxygen pipe to it.

I'll see how he will survive!

Forget about his death, I'm about to die with out oxygen.

Forget these dud guns... Behead them with these swords.

You..

Oh lord!

What's happening!

This suit is like an armour.

It can withstand meteors.

what can mere weapons do?

Yes. Only if you remove these suits.

You'll die without need of any weapons.

Sharma sir! Shut!

Strip their clothes!

Strip them!

Khulja suit suit!

Hey lord Krishna! Give me a saree.

Brother!

Amrutham! -Saree!

Hey! Enough of drama!

Let us strip them guys.

Come!

They are making the Moon a nudist colony.

We'll make them blind like Dhritharashtra.

People of moon! Only you can hear me.

Those goons from earth can't hear.

They can't talk to each other.

Because of the black screens no one could recognise each other.

While they are in this confusion.. let us run to lunar module.

Common! Follow me.

I lifted my hand up.

Run girl!

You Rogue, running off with my wife and daughter!

Leave them!

Leave them!

Oh god!

Lift of? So soon..

Where will you go?

Stay back!

My girl!

Sarvadu..

Get away!

My girl..

[Count down : 6 5 4 3 2 1..]

"For who?"

"The moon journey, getting away from earth and going back!"

"For who?"

"For who?"

Why the wailing? Has your pocket been picked?

My girl! Left on the Moon.

Aah..Then who are they?

Hey! Your girl.

Girl's mother.

Remove your helmets.

Now you have to face me for a year.

I'll wipe the craters with your face!

Free hit!

[Appaji screaming]

Give this 50 rs to him.

Sarvadu..balance one rupee.

[Amrutham phone rings]

Yaaa!

"With the help of the stalled wedding video...

...Amrutha Rao and Anjaneylu provide evidence of Sin Laden's location...

...and get 5 billion each from USA and Egypt governments."

"Hai hai..hai"

"Lucky..."

"Hasten and climb the success!"

"This combination gives a heart attack."

"We are beneficial for each other."

"Remaining all are useless."

"Ozone is our stage for grooving."

"Today unknowingly and surprisingly we met again."

"We'll never turn back until we answer all questions."

"Merge the powers, sign for success."

"This is a historic testament."

"The boundaries stopping them are perishing now."

[applaud by audience]