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[We read the world wrong and say that it deceives us] [Tagore]

Does it work?

I'd rather she's a shrew

If she is just a slut, I could also take it.

Gosh!

She's both.

You want your patients to be cured, right?

Surely don't want them to die.

Try it.

Absurd Accident

Not real! Not real!

The dreams are not real!

Rejuvenation Maru

Yang Baiwan

I'm cooking

Do not move!

Take a break!

It is you who should be blamed for this.

Me?

You can't shit because the gravity doesn't work?

Blame me for this? Interesting.

You know what I dreamt of?

Anybody? Coming!

Coming!

Get us something to eat.

Coming! Coming!

What did you dream of? You still had time to dream?

Chop the noodles quickly.

What would you like?

Any special today?

How about handmade noodles?

OK. Two bowls.

OK. Five bowls.

I'll have four.

Four is enough?

Enough. OK, got it.

OK, got it.

So I'll put in one bowl, OK?

No problem.

Woo. This is for you.

It's very good.

Enjoy it.

Madam, your handmade noodles are so good.

You hand skills must be great!

Come again if you like it.

I'll give you more.

No need.

Next time

how about giving me.

More this.

What are you talking about?

Eat your noodles and shut up.

Come on?

What are you doing?

She is so hot.

Get some pepper.

Look at yourself.

Lilian.

Get me some lettuce.

OK.

Well, pay the bill.

How many bowls did they order? Five.

Fifty yuan.

We haven't finished yet.

This is how it works. Fifty yuan.

What are you doing?

Well, let me me pay the bill.

What the hell are you doing.

We haven't finished eating.

Not now.

What are you looking at?

So what?

Give me the money.

I won't pay you now.

You brat.

Say it again.

You are tough, huh?

I've never been weak since my childhood.

Do you know who I am?

I don't.

Who cares?

I, I'll pay the money.

Don't waste your time talking to this peasant.

Just cut the crap. Get out of here.

How dare you talk to me like that.

Try it if you dare.

Give me food.

What's happening here? Stop! Stop it.

Stop! Stop it.

Nothing. Nothing.

Let go of me.

Go. Let's go. Just leave here.

Let alone this shitty table.

I'll cut you to pieces.

Stop bragging. Show me your guts.

I will.

Do you have the guts?

Come to chop me if you dare.

What are you doing?

Who do you think you are?

Shut up. Don't stop me.

Are you a man? If you are a man, get out of the car.

Calm down, OK?

What? You are such a pussy.

What are you two doing here?

Just behave yourselves.

You wait! I'll come back to chop you.

I will! Come on.

[First Chapter: The Anger of Yang Baiwai]

[Gift-Hope to see results for the doctor] [God pull second beat] [Recovered Liu Tao, September 3, 2013]

How do you feel?

It hurts.

That's right.

Please don't…

Hold still!

Don't speak, or the energy will leak out.

Hang in there!

Just a few minutes, OK?

Hello. This is Miaopai Clinic.

Yes.

We adopt the traditional Chinese medical science.

It's mainly by slapping and stretching.

You know what?

I saved so many patients

from the hands of Death.

Yes.

I cured an old man with high blood pressure

by slapping.

Just seven days. Yes.

Seven days for a course.

OK. Come and try it if you have time.

OK. OK.

Mr.…Mr. Yang,

What's wrong with you?

You don't deserve your name.

I have nosebleed and diarrhea every day.

What medicine did you give me?

Give my money back.

That means your channels are unimpeded.

It is a good thing.

My channels are unimpeded?

Why do I still have no erection?

Look

It takes time, doesn't it?

The first phase of treatment has worked.

Take it easy.

I understand how you feel.

See yourself, so unprovoked

Sit down and tell me what happened.

Sit down.

A short while ago,

a friend had a tumor in his head.

The doctor said he only had two months left.

Then he came to me.

I cured him.

How did I cure him? By slapping.

I slap, slap, slap…

So, my treatment has worked well.

It's your problem.

You have a problem in your mind.

Cut off the crap.

My problem is below here.

Why it has anything to do with my mind?

Your wife is a tigress, right?

So what? I am a hunter.

But you dare not to beat her.

I don't beat women.

I tell you if I get angry,

I am even afraid of myself.

Doctor Bi. It hurts.

Who is there?

A patient. Wait a second.

No no no.

He is cheating you out of your money.

It didn't work on you, but it will work on me.

I say it for your own good.

Didn't I tell you not to speak?

The energy will leak out.

Come over here.

Dreaming a lot recently?

Are you always anxious?

Rome is not built in one day.

[Miaopaitang Exclusive Secret Recipe] [Extremely Strong]

Mr. Yang

your spring is coming.

This wine collected the essence of heaven and earth.

If your body absorbs it.

What will happen?

What will happen?

You will become hard and strong.

Sping is coming back

How much is it?

Sixty yuan? Six hundred yuan.

For half a dozen. But I'll give you a dozen.

My friends from the gang in downtown

always book this wine from me.

A few days ago

the mayor booked ten boxes.

So good.

Wow you know so many people,

even the gang.

Of course I do.

Mr. Yang

you also need that wine?

Don't talk rot!

Do you think I need it?

I won't stop all night.

It's for my customers.

Could you give me a bottle?

Who do you think you are?

Buy it yourself if you want it.

Mr. Yang, could you do me a favor?

My dog just can't get pregnant.

Could you mate with it?

Sorry.

My dog can't get pregnant.

Could you help it mate?

Sorry. I…

Let me see. Forgive me.

Can you bring your dog - Dahuang,

here and mate with my dog - Xiaohua.

In return,

I'll give you five bags of flour.

I'll ask my dog.

Well.

How about two bags of flour as deposit.

No problem.

Oh, Mr. Yang…

What's up?

I really have something to tell you.

Yes?

About this thing,

if i don't tell you

I will feel guilty.

What the hell is it?

Er…

Did the wine work well?

Go ahead.

Don't tell others it's me.

Just say it out.

OK. I tell you that

your wife

has cheated on you.

What the hell are you saying?

Your wife…

Shut up!

How did you know?

Did you see it?

Er, I didn't see it.

Then why did you talk nonsense?

I didn't see but I heard it.

Who said it?

I…I can't tell you.

Tell me!

A deaf mute…A deaf mute told me.

Can deaf mute speak?

No, he can't. But he can use sign language!

Do you understand sign language?

No, I don't. Then how the hell do you know?

Mr. Yang,

seeing is believing.

The deaf mute saw it, then he told his uncle Old Fushun.

Old Fushun told Xiaotulu who sells meat.

I went to buy meat, then Xiaotulu told me that.

Do you know where that deaf mute is?

Where is he? In the net bar.

In the net bar.

Who is the deaf mute?

Shit! What are you doing?

Excuse me, do you know the deaf mute?

Yes, I do. Can you help me find him?

Can you help me find him?

I have something to ask him.

Bro, you want to ask the deaf mute something?

Are you kidding? Wait a moment.

Wait a moment.

Listen to me, we just…

You wait a minute. Hey man,

Hey man,

my computer is offline.

Your time is up! Wanna continue?

Yes, of course.

Where is my money?

Where is my money?

Thanks!

Please get me online, No. 32.

Get me some instant noodles!

Do you want to find the deaf mute?

Hey. Stand up.

There he is.

Why don't you answer me when I say your name?

He cannot hear you.

Then how could I ask?

I can translate.

Thank you.

May I ask you something?

Did you see… Bro

I can translate for you, but this money is not enough.

You are very generous. Go ahead!

Ask him whether he had been to Xiankelai.

And if he saw what she was doing.

What did she do?

What did he say? What are you laughing at?

How should I say?

Bro, have you seen someone doing pushups?

What?

There is a small white spot,

that jumps out.

[The mountain guests come to the Grand Hotel]

Are you feeling good?

Yes. Where did you learn this?

I learned by myself.

What are you doing?

What do you want to do?

What are you doing?

We did nothing.

What were you doing?

What do you think we were doing?

What were you doing?

Bro, have you seen What were you doing?

Come back. Baiwan, you're crazy!

What were you doing?

Step aside.

Stay here.

Ma Lilian, get out of my way.

What do you want?

I…

Calm down.

Don't run away!

Are you insane?

Get out of the way! Get out of the way!

Why do you hit the doctor? What is he to you?

He is a doctor.

Shut up!

Look at your dressing. Who the hell will buy it?

Why are you afraid to admit you have an affair?

Who has an affair? You!

Who has an affair? You!

You!

OK.

I have an affair. So what?

I cheated on you. So What?

He made me so high. Can you?

Can you?

Hit me! Come on! Hit me!

Hit me!….Hit!

Hit!

What do you mean?

So tell me directly whether you can do it

Why do you come to me?

I remembered you said

Yes. We are good friends.

Help me find a person who can do it.

In Guangzhou.

Get me someone professional.

I tell you when she fights no man can win.

Mr. Marco.

Mr. Marco.

Who's he?

He is very famous in the gang.

If you want to do it,

he's the one.

What is he like?

He is cold, cruel,

and very professional.

Besides, he is very low-key.

Every day, he eats a bowl of rice

mixed with some fermented bean curd.

But it's not very nutritious.

Is he strong?

There are many masters out there

Who eat nothing for about half a month.

I tell you Mr. Marco likes to do it

at midnight

You can only see his shadow.

But when can he do this for me?

Wait a second. I'll ask him.

lt was a person with cold eyes at first

most common.

Yangcheng Evening News

Zhang Qinghua

erotic saint

Mr. Marco says

he'll be on vocation tomorrow,

so he could only do tonight

And also, at least 30 thousand yuan is required.

So expensive!

Mr. Marco is somebody.

This is a price for friends & family.

But it is too expensive.

I don't need SOMEBODY.

Get me someone, like this wine,

who is cost effective?

You do it by yourself then.

It's not killing a pig but a man.

You do it by yourself.

OK. OK. OK.

I have enough money to kill her several times.

I'll give you the rest when she's dead.

But you still have to give me ten thousand yuan.

What's wrong with you?

Well, you know it is a secret.

Do you want others to know it?

Of course!

But I know it.

If I don't ask for some money,

I don't want your money.

l didn't want this money.

I just want you to rest assured.

I do this for your own good.

Why should I trust you?

You don't have to.

It's none of my business.

Many patients are waiting for me

Why do you always want to get off the car?

Here you are.

Ask her a question before doing it.

Ask what? Ask who is her lover?

Ask who is her lover?

You're really troublesome.

OK.

Here are the keys.

Let Mr. Marco use it to kill her.

Put it away.

Mr. Marco likes to use his own tools.

What tools?

Chopsticks.

Remember:

Firstly, make sure no one stays in your hotel today.

You have to shut it down.

Secondly,

you must make your wife

sleep deeply tonight

Thirdly,

get your big dog away.

Fourthly, find an excuse and leave home.

It is very important you have alibi.

I want to look at him secretly

just like appreciating a painting.

I want to look at him secretly

just like appreciating a painting.

I'm afraid if he knows, he will think I am silly.

So I can only look at him secretly

though I also want to talk with him.

Though there is a girl in his heart.

Come on, dear,

Sing a song, sing a song.

Sing a song, sing a song.

Come on...

Wait a minute!

Here you are.

I want to look at him secretly

just like appreciating a painting.

I want to look at him secretly

just like looking at a painting.

I want to look at him secretly

just like looking at a picture.

Looking at him secretly

Just like only for a picture.

Come on. Drink it.

Darling, I will be drunk.

What?

Are you a coward? Drink it.

Let's drink wedlock. Come on.

You are so sultry.

It's romantic.

I want to look at him secretly,

pretending to appreciate a picture.

I want to look at him secretly

just like looking at a picture.

[Closed]

Chapter Two The Land of No Men

Mr. Yang!

Your dog also drink that wine?

Great!

Mr. Yang, thanks to you,

My dog must be able to get pregnant this time!

I mean thanks to your dog!

Mr. Yang, come on.

Have a look!

Mr. Yang!

What's wrong?

Where's the toilet?

In the backyard!

Be careful.

Son of a bitch!

I'll kill you!

Stand up.

Stand up.

Go away, go away or I will kill

What's going on?

He's fucking your wife!

What? Why did you do that? I didn't.

You got me wrong.

Oh, yes, you got him wrong.

This is Doctor Ma.

I asked him to give my wife a massage here.

Why didn't you stop him?

I tried! What a temper you have!

How could you get in a fight in such a short time?

Mr. Yang, your dog!

Mr. Yang, your dog!

Mr. Yang!

The phone rings inside the bag.

Who are you?

Stop!

"My old lady tore your croth!"

Go to hell!

Bi Jianxiao!

Ma Lilian.

You are still awake?

Chapter Three The Ring

Be gentle! OK.

Boss

let me take off the mask for you.

Stupid!

What are you doing?

Hide them! Cameras are everywhere.

Boss,

how much do you think we can make this time?

Listen to the radio later.

How clever you are!

It won't be so soon.

They have to calculate the loss first.

Let's wait until tomorrow.

I guess it must be up to this amount at least.

1 million?

Be ambitious! 10 million.

10 million!

Boss,

how should we divide these?

Just half and half.

Half!

Boss, boss, it happens that there are two bags.

One for you and the other for me.

What are you thinking about?

Getting a wife

Mine is totally mine. Right.

Very good!

Why? No why!

Who get you all these?

I mean… It's me, right?

Right. But I…

Stop it. Keep them well!

Buddy, you were too impatient, ok?

Think about it carefully.

It's me that led you to success.

You can't always be carried away by success.

OK. Collect them.

Where are we now?

Boss, look at that house!

I can't see it clearly.

Xiankelai Hotel.

So I'll put in one bowl, OK?

No problem.

Boss, boss

she is so great!

Look at yourself.

Here comes!

This is for you!

Enjoy it.

Lilian!

- Get me some lettuce. - Ok.

Well, please pay the bill.

- How many bowls of noodles did they order? - Five.

Fifty yuan.

We haven't finished eating yet.

This is how it works. Fifty yuan.

What are you doing?

Well, let me let me pay the bill.

What the hell are you doing? We haven't finished yet.

Not now.

What are you looking at?

So what? Give me the money.

I won't pay you now. You brat!

Say it again.

You are tough, huh?

I've never been weak since my childhood.

- Do you know who I am? - I don't. Who cares?

I, I'll pay the money. Don't waste your time talking to this peasant.

Just cut the crap. Get out of here.

How dare you talk to me like that!

Boss.

Try it if you dare!

- What's happening here? - Stop! Stop it! Nothing. Nothing.

Let go of me! Go. Let's go. Just leave here.

Let alone this shitty table! I'll cut you to pieces.

Stop bragging. Show me your guts!

Where is it?

What are you doing?

I believe you?

Don't eat too much later! Take care of yourself.

No need to take off that.

Put on put on. I trust you.

Boss, listen.

You're nice to me,

I won't betray you. Do you know that?

I know.

We've been friends for a long time, right?

- Come on. - Boss.

Remember! Always stay calm!

Don't be so emotional!

OK.

Good bye.

Boss, how should I leave here?

Oh, I almost forgot.

I got you a bike.

Come over here.

It works quite well. I've been riding it for years.

I have feelings for it. It's really good!

I just pumped it up yesterday.

Full of air now. I also checked it.

You don't need to do anything. Just have a ride.

[The mountain guests come to the Grand Hotel]

Go to hell!

Bi Jianxiao!

Ma Lilian, Are you still awake?

Go fuck yourself!

You want to crawl, right?

Are you a tortoise? Come out!

Come out! Did you hear me? Come out!

Let me go.

Let me go.

Someone is killing me! Help!

Someone is killing me!

What are you doing?

What a jerk! I'll burn you to death.

How dare you burn my hair?

You burn my hair?

Jianxiao, it's my fault. Sorry!

My mom will be so sad.

Mom!

Come out!

Come out!

- Come out! - Calm down!

Come out! Come out! Come out!

Ma Lilian! I don't believe you won't come out. We'll see.

Hello? 911?

I need help immediately.

Someone is trying to kill me.

Come out! How dare you burn my hair?

Look at you! You even have two nicknames.

- Bi Jianxiao! - I'll burn you to ash!

Come out!

How dare you beard the lion in his den.

I'll kill you.

Give my hair back!

I'll see when you will be out.

I'll smoke you

Come out!

Give my hair back!

Come out!

Let you burn!

Come out!

Come out!

I burned you

[Miaopaitang Exclusive Secret Recipe] [Extremely Strong]

Chapter Four The Weird Dead Body

Baiwan, the mad man wanted to kill me.

I…

Baiwan,

you…

No, I didn't…

Did you call the police?

Don't worry. Nobody will know it if I don't say.

What do you know?

l know you have to....

Don't worry, Baiwan.

I'll protect you.

I have nothing to do with it.

Yang Baiwan asked me to do that.

Tell me the truth! Or I'll burn your hair.

That's true!

Yang Baiwan gave me the money and asked me to kill you.

Is he dead?

Why is it so smoky here?

Uncle, why are you here?

Haven't you retired?

I will tomorrow.

It's my last day on duty.

What's wrong with Lilian?

She drank too much!

Why did she call the police?

She got drunk.

She said she'd like to have shish kebabs

and wanted to roast me.

Look at the smoke!

Um. She said someone wanted to kill her.

Who? tell me!

Who can that be?

She must be referring to me.

Uncle, she was so drunk at that time

she was so drunk at that time

and I slapped her on her face,

so she told the police that I wanted to kill her.

Uncle, you know I don't have the guts to kill her.

Yeah... You don't even dare to kill a chicken.

Not to mention killing a chicken.

I'm scared even when it comes to me.

Nonsense! Hurry up! Get her into the room.

Uncle, go have a seat inside, OK?

Go back! Hurry up! I'll stay with you for a while.

I'll stay with you for a while.

Go back! Hurry up!

Uncle, wait a minute.

Uncle!

I will clean it up later.

Is Lilian OK?

Yeah. She just drank too much.

Drink moderately.

Don't drink excessively.

Look!

The house was almost on fire.

A while ago, a man didn't recognize his wife

because he drank too much.

He even mistook her as a hooker

and kicked her out.

What a jerk!

I'm going to retire tomorrow.

I hope nothing happens tonight.

This Sunday, I'll have a party to celebrate.

Join us!

Tell Lilian when she wakes up.

I'm leaving.

take care uncle

What are you doing?

My bottom hurts.

Move!

Move!

The car

I only drove this car twice in my life.

I drove it in

the downtown with your aunt,

enjoying the breeze and the radio.

How romantic it was!

Let's go have a ride!

Uncle,

it doesn't work.

How?

The paint came off.

It doesn't matter. Come on.

But…

You have a flat tire!

Why don't you have it changed?

How did it happen?

Get a spare one and a jack.

No no, Uncle.

Let me do it! I don't want to bother you.

I like doing it.

Come on. Give me the key.

The key…

We haven't driven the car for a long time.

I don't know where the key is.

I know what to do!

To open this kind of old cars,

you just need to pull hard.

I'm confused.

About what?

Why did Bi Jianxiao steal from us?

Did you owe him money?

No. Never.

What on earth had happened?

Tell me the truth.

Did you kill him or not?

Really?

Was it you?

If I say no, will you believe me?

I will.

You don't even dare to step on the ants, let alone a man.

If you are not the killer,

who on earth should be?

Let's bury him first.

Stop it.

Since you are not the killer, we have to tell Uncle about it.

He will retire tomorrow. We shouldn't get him into trouble tonight.

Forget about it.

He didn't see the body at all.

Did he just…

Uncle,

Baiwan…

Hold on! Uncle, Baiwan…

Baiwan did all that for me!

I drank too much!

Baiwan doesn't have the guts to kill people.

Am I right? Uncle.

Don't arrest him, OK?

What should I do if you arrest him?

What a mess!

You must have drunk a lot.

I'm telling you. I'm going to retire tomorrow.

Don't make any trouble tonight.

Understand?

You'd better sober up.

Clean the place up quickly.

I will.

Take care, Uncle.

Baiwan, why does my neck hurt so much?

Baiwan, why did I lie inside?

You fainted

when the police car arrived.

Probably you were terrified.

What? Was I terrified?

I'm not as coward as you.

How is it possible?

I, called the police. Nothing can scare me.

Yeah.

Baiwan,

is it possible that Uncle was giving us some hints?

Probably, he wanted us to dispose it.

Right. Uncle is going to retire soon.

The less trouble, the better.

How should we deal with it?

Bury

him!

Sounds like a plan!

Anyway, we didn't kill him.

I have to ask Uncle to investigate.

What are you going to do?

Don't call the police, Lilian.

What are you doing? Don't call the police.

Why can't I do that?

You are the killer, right?

No, I'm really not.

Well, it was not you? Ok.

Then why the hell you are so scary to inform the police?

Uncle.

Who is dead? Bi Jianxiao.

I found that he was stealing from us.

He chased after me to kill me,

so I hid in the trunk.

When I opened the trunk later,

he is dead.

Are you still drunk?

No. I'm telling the truth.

You can ask him!

Baiwan, is that true?

Answer him! Don't hem and haw.

Right.

Where is Bi Jianxiao?

There. In the truck.

[Police]

Are you making fun of me?

He was inside just now!

Baiwan,

don't let him drink so much again. You understand?

Yes.

Don't make such jokes again.

I didn't! Uncle. He was inside just now!

Baiwan,

let her sober up.

All Right.

If you do it again,

I'll take you to the police station.

Then take me there!

Don't speak to uncle like that. How dare you talk to me like that?

Save me some face.

Hello?

Okay.

I'm coming.

Uncle, what's up?

Stay here. Don't go anywhere.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Stay at home!

Don't go anywhere until I come back.

Uncle asked us to stay at home. Where are you going?

Go to Bi Jianxiao

Why does he disappear?

Wait for me at home!

Don't open the door whoever comes.

Chapter Five Such A Date

What are you doing?

Cardigans, The star products of my company Best seller

You own a company? Bragger!

I'll bet 1 million game coins that you couldn't get her out.

Do you dare to bet on it?

Deal!

Have you recovered from the cold?

Much better today

So you have no excuse to turn me down for tomorrow?

Let's have dinner together! I'll be sick if I don't see you.

Haha OK.

Give me 1 million.

Qing!

This is Nuli.

Do you use your car tomorrow?

Can I borrow it? I want to use it tomorrow.

If I didn't meet you today

I would get sicker and sicker.

You are sick?

Lovesick.

I'm lovesick Because of you.

You know what, I won't let you go this time.

You can't abandon me.

What do you usually do in your spare time?

For relaxation

I love playing bowling.

But in our town,

there's no good place for that.

Usually I have to go to downtown with my friends.

But I won't have much free time

in the future. My dad enrolled me

in an MBA training program.

He said he would let me run the company sooner or later.

Very tiring.

I don't like it actually.

Feel warmer? Yeah.

It's warm.

Take care, uncle

What to do with him?

Bury him!

Sounds like a plan!

Why don't we bring Bi Jianxiao along?

Let's find a place and dig a pit first.

Here we are?

Yes.

Just here?

A rural inn?

Yes.

Don't judge a book by its cover.

It looks ordinary

but the noodles here are tasty!

I bring you here today

and you'll definitely come back again. Really!

Wait for me in the car.

I'll ask the boss to prepare.

OK.

Hello?

I'm with him right now.

Everything looks fine.

He seems to be a rich guy.

I need more time. What do you think?

I just…

From Daxiong: I've transferred 1million into your account.

Lu, I'm not going back tonight.

Is it done?

Nobody is there.

So let's wait in the car? OK.

Where have they gone?

Is it cold outside?

Well, it's OK. Let me...

brother

Does it hurt

Are you OK?

What are you doing?

"Place your hands in the trunk!"

"Quick!"

What's the difference?

Put him inside.

Pang!

Let's go!

How did you put it in gear?

I touched it by accident.

I didn't expect that you stepped on the gas.

We should call the police.

Are you crazy?

We'll be in jail if we do that.

We can explain to the police.

How?

Tell them that we didn't mean to do it.

No matter we did it on purpose or not, we killed him.

We'll be imprisoned even if we give up ourselves.

What do you mean?

You want to pretend nothing happened?

Nobody knows we hit him.

Nothing happened as long as we handle it well.

How?

Leave here first.

Why did you turn on the cold air?

To demist the car window.

Use the warm air!

Cold air!

Warm air! Cold air!

Warm air!

Cold! Warm!

Cold! Warm!

Cold! Warm!

See no?

What the hell? Again?

Why everyone came out at midnight?

We really have to call the police now. We hit two people.

Did you find anybody?

No.

Where are you?

Let's call the police, OK? He's gone.

Calm down calm down.

If no one is there, it means we hit nobody.

We just hit the motorcycle.

I think we'd better call the police.

Stop thinking about that.

We can handle it.

Or we can call the police later.

I'm with you here.

Nobody is here. Get in the car! Hurry up!

We can't. The headlights are broken.

We can't drive without the lights?

We can see nothing.

Go! Go! Does it work?

Of course! Drive slowly. Hurry up.

Go! I am!

It should be safe here.

It's not far enough.

There's a pit.

We hit nobody. The tire was stuck in the pit.

If we hit one more person, your trunk is not big enough.

Right.

What's up?

Take him out.

What are you doing? Take him out.

To where? To that truck.

Why?

We can't go anywhere at the moment, but he must go.

One, two, three.

My shoe!

My shoe! My shoe!

What's the situation? There is only a motorcycle left here.

We didn't find the perpetrator or the motorcycle rider.

Here is a wallet.

The ID card of Bi Jianxiao is inside.

We've verified that

the motorcycle belongs to Bi Jianxiao,

but we didn't find him nearby.

OK.

Double check it.

Don't miss a single hint.

I'll look around again.

You know this policeman?

Yes.

No. I don't.

He's a newcomer, perhaps.

Let's leave here quickly.

I can't see clearly. Hurry up.

Please pull over.

Hi. Hi.

You can't modify a car like that.

Your driver's license and vehicle license.

OK.

Then pass them to me.

Get off, please.

Do I have to?

Get off, please!

OK.

Where is your shoe?

What's wrong with your headlights?

Where did you hit?

We bumped into a tree.

How?

Um, we bumped into a big tree.

What are you talking about?

I asked how. Not how big the tree is.

Oh.

Wait, why are you so nervous.

I'm not.

Answer me. OK.

Sir,

Can l explain to you?

Fine

Just tell him.

I'll kill you today.

I'll kill you.

Kill you.

What are you doing?

Sir, do you know that?

He went gambling early in the morning.

Early morning!

How dare you?

I'll kill you today. Stop it.

Where is my hat?

What the hell are you doing?

Don't waste my time.

Just go.

Let's go!

Wait.

Here you are.

Get your car fixed soon.

Answer the phone!

Bi Jianxiao,

your liquor is so awesome!

I've made love with my wife three times tonight.

I'm going to finish it soon, so I want to buy more.

Stop!

Answer me. Who's the owner of the car?

My, my friend

Your friend's?

I borrowed it.

What?

Is it not yours?

You said the secretary chose it for you.

You borrowed it?

Where is yours?

The battery of mine was lost.

What?

Hold on

Sir,

since we met today, I want to report a case.

Two days ago, the battery of my motorcycle was stolen

the battery of my motorcycle was stolen

at the gate of the internet bar.

I've lost two this winter.

It's too cold to ride a motorcycle with my feet in winter.

What are you talking about?

You want me to look for your batteries?

What?

What do you mean?

You are such a big liar!

So your dad's company thing also fake?

Stop it. What a jerk you are!

Stop! Stop fighting.

Jewelry Store

Hello? Mr. Huang. Sun.

We found a ruby ring

near the accident scene.

A ring? There is a label with it.

Wutong Longxiang Jewelry Store.

Longxiang Jewelry Store?

OK!

You know what

Longxiang Jewelry Store was robbed last night.

You two are involved?

No, Sir! I don't even know the place.

I was in the internet bar all day yesterday.

Both the deaf mute and the manager can be my witnesses.

I was picking up a wig yesterday.

The shop assistant can be my witness.

I'm warning you.

If you tell one more lie…

Absolutely not! Sir, absolutely not!

Sir,

here is the wig.

I have no more fakes with me now.

Sorry.

This is fake.

I don't have any fake with me now.

The rest are real..

Sir, so in this way,

can I get a lighter punishment?

Chapter Six The Spring Comes Again

What the hell? Again?

Why everyone came out at midnight?

Did you see anyone?

Nobody is here. Get in the car! Hurry up!

We can't. The headlights are broken.

Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is busy now.

Please dial later.

[Yang million]

Mr. Marco!

Ah!

Lilian!

Help!

Pa!

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[The mountain guests come to the Grand Hotel]

Officer Huang solved these cases on his last day on duty:

The theft by Bi Jianxiao The hit-and-run by He Nuli one suspect for

The hit-and-run by He Nuli the Jewelry Store Robbery is also arrested

the Jewelry Store Robbery is also arrested

The other suspect is on the run but the police has found his track.

Yang Baiwan was detained by the police on suspicion of intentional homicide.

Due to a blow to the head, he is currently on parole for medical treatment...

Did you see the part like a walnut?

No. It looks like an almond.

It is the brain tissue that generates and regulates emotions

as well as controls memories.

Now it's injured,

he might lose part of his memory.

Where's my wife?

I'm your wife. I'm Lilian.

It's not far enough.

Was Bi Jianxiao killed by Mr. Marco?

It's me who hired Mr. Marco to kill my wife.

Nurse My wife Doctor

I have to remind you of one more thing.

When this part is damaged,

he may have another problem.

Well, his sexual desire could be very strong.

He's your…?

He's my husband.

That's not bad.

Well, take that as a blessing in disguise.

A few years later

Where's daddy?

Daddy's looking for us.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Don't scare me. The baby might fall out.

Why do you carry a rolling pin on you?

That's not a rolling pin. That's my amulet.

Forget about it!

Why don't you carry The Golden Cudgel?

I would if I could get one!

[A Li Yuhe Film]

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How did he go?

Does he have any food?

Just a bowl of rice.

Rice?

Yes.

You are the Mr.Marco...

You are tough,huh?

Misunderstood

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