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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

? SOMETIMES, SOME CRIMES ?

? GO SLIPPING THROUGH THE CRACKS ?

? BUT THESE TWO GUMSHOES ?

? ARE PICKING UP THE SLACK ?

? THERE'S NO CASE TOO BIG ?

? NO CASE TOO SMALL ?

? WHEN YOU NEED HELP, JUST CALL ?

? CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S RESCUE RANGERS ?

? CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S ?

? WHEN THERE'S DANGER ?

? NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ?

? ONCE THEY'RE INVOLVED ?

? SOMEHOW WHATEVER'S WRONG GETS SOLVED ?

? CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S RESCUE RANGERS ?

? CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S ?

? WHEN THERE'S DANGER ?

? NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ?

? THEY'LL TAKE THE CLUES ?

? AND FIND THE WHERES AND WHYS AND WHOS ?

? CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S RESCUE RANGERS ?

? CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ?

? WHEN THERE'S DANGER ?

? CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ?

KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED, MEN. A CASE COULD POP UP ANYWHERE.

[SNORING]

OUCH!

HEY, GREAT TRICK, MONTEREY. HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

IT'S CALLED STATIC ELECTRICITY, DALE.

FIRST YOU RUB SOMETHING FURRY TO BUILD UP A CHARGE,

THEN YOU PICKS YOUR TARGET.

AAH!

[CHATTERING]

SORRY, MATE. GOT CARRIED AWAY WITH ME DEMONSTRATION, DIDN'T I, DALE?

UH, DALE?

OUCH! WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?

YOU DING-DONG! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING FOR CASES!

LEARN TO RELAX, CHIP.

IF SOMEONE NEEDS OUR HELP, WE'LL FIND OUT.

[CHATTERING]

[BOTH] OH, NO!

CHEESE!

AAH!

HEY!

THE LIGHTNING TOOK OUT THE MAIN TRANSFORMER.

THE WEIRD THING IS

THAT IT LOOKS LIKE IT WASN'T AN ACCIDENT.

I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT...

BUT WE GOT A LETTER

TAKING CREDIT FOR THE LIGHTNING STRIKES...

BEFORE THEY HIT.

[CHATTERING]

THIS IS WHAT SPUNKY LOOKS LIKE.

I'M SORRY, BUT, UH,

WELL, KITTEN RUNAWAYS AREN'T IN OUR JURISDICTION.

BUT SPUNKY WOULD NEVER RUN AWAY.

SOMEBODY MUST HAVE TAKEN HIM.

AW, NOW, DON'T CRY. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

I'LL TELL THE MEN TO KEEP AN EYE OUT, OKAY?

THANK YOU, SIR.

POOR LITTLE GIRL.

I THINK WE SHOULD HELP HER.

YEAH, YEAH!

HURRY, WE'VE GOT TO FOLLOW HER. I'LL SET THE CATAPULTS FOR THE LAUNCHPAD.

SURE, SURE, WE CAN FOLLOW IN THE RANGER PLANE.

ARE YOU SURE WE SHOULD, UH...

HELP A KITTEN?

AFTER ALL, DON'T KITTENS GROW UP TO BE CATS?

[ALL] RESCUE RANGERS AWAY!

A CASE? GOLLY, THAT'S GREAT NEWS.

LET'S GO!

NO OFFENSE, GADGET, LUV,

BUT YOU'RE SURE YOU FINISHED?

SURE, I'M SURE.

NOT LIKE LAST TIME?

OH, MONTY, HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU THINK THE WINGS CAN FALL OFF A PLANE?

I DON'T KNOW. YOU TELL ME.

I HAVE COMPLETE TRUST YOUR WORK.

ALL THE SAME, PERHAPS SOMEONE SHOULD POUND THE PAVEMENT

A BIT AND ASK SOME QUESTIONS,

FIND OUT IF ANYONE'S SEEN THE LITTLE NIPPER.

GREAT IDEA, MONTEREY.

HERE, TAKE DALE WITH YOU.

SHOW THE PHOTO AROUND CAT ALLEY.

[GASPS] CAT ALLEY?

WE'LL MEET YOU THERE!

THERE SHE IS! FOLLOW THAT BIKE!

I SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT HIM ALONE.

OH, CHIP, I CAN'T BELIEVE

A KITTEN WOULD RUN AWAY FROM THAT SWEET LITTLE GIRL.

HEY, CHIP, LOOK AT THAT!

THEY LOOKS LIKE ANIMAL CLAW MARKS,

BUT NO ANIMAL WOULD BE THAT STRONG,

WELL, NO ANIMAL AROUND HERE.

I MEAN, A TIGER OR BEAR COULD DO IT, BUT GOLLY!

HEY! LOOK DOWN THERE!

GOLLY, AGAIN, CHIP!

THOSE TRACKS HAVE JUST THE KIND OF CLAWS

THAT COULD'VE RIPPED THIS WINDOW SILL.

CAT ALLEY!

EVERY CAT IN THE CITY HANGS OUT HERE.

WHY DO WE HAVE TO CHECK OUT--

AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT CATS EAT?

-MICE. -TOO RIGHT.

AND DON'T THINK THEY WOULDN'T MIND A BIT OF CHIPMUNK FOR DESERT, EITHER.

NO, NO, NO! MICE!

[CHATTERING]

OO-RAH-TOURAH-LAY!

WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE CATS?

HEY, DUDE, DON'T LOOK A GIFT CAT IN THE MOUTH!

THEY BUGGED OUT TWO NIGHTS AGO

AND AIN'T BEEN BACK SINCE, MAN.

HOW ABOUT THIS ITTY-BITTY CAT?

HEY, COOL YOUR JETS.

YOU DON'T WANT TO PUT A CLAMP ON THINGS BY BRINGING BACK A CAT.

IT'S TIME TO BE A PARTY ANIMAL!

DO YOU THINK SOMETHING CHASED THE CATS AWAY?

MAYBE. THE TRICK TO SOLVING A CASE LIKE THIS

IS TO THINK LIKE A CAT.

NOT THINK LIKE CAT. BE A CAT.

NEED TO LAY OFF THE NUTS, LAD.

YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT.

[MEEOOW]

[MICE] CAT!

YEEOOW!

MEEOOW!

MEOW!

I HAD NIGHTMARES ABOUT BEING INSIDE CATS,

BUT THEY WERE NOTHING LIKE THIS.

[GRRR]

[GRR GRR]

HE SPOTTED US!

WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I'M A SHRIMP ON THE BARBY?

[GRR GRR]

[BOTH SCREAM]

[GRR GRR]

WHAT SAY WE GO WALK ABOUT?

YEEOOOW!

[GRR GRR]

[CHATTERING]

[GADGET] GOLLY! WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THAT?

[GRRR]

[GRRR]

I'M COMING, MATE!

HELP, MONTEREY JACK!

GET ME OUT OF HERE!

DALE! MATE!

SPEAK TO ME.

[BUZZING CHARGE!]

OK, ZIPPER. GO FOR IT!

WELL, I GUESS THE CATS WEREN'T EATEN AFTER ALL.

NO. SOMEONE IS USING ROBOTS TO CAPTURE CATS.

BUT FOR WHAT, AND WHERE?

GADGET, CAN YOU FIX THIS?

SURE! JUST HAVE TO RECONNECT A FEW WIRES!

WE CAN RIDE INSIDE IT.

I CAN HARDLY WAIT.

[ALL GASP]

[CATS MEOWING]

[GADGET] WHAT IS THIS PLACE?

[MONTEREY] A NIGHTMARE!

[MEOWING CONTINUES]

COME ON! TIME TO ABANDON DOG!

SHH!

ALL RIGHT, BOYS. LINE UP.

I'M READY, PUPPIES.

GIVE!

[MEOWING CONTINUES]

[YOWLING]

GOOD DOGGIES.

NICE PUPPIES.

OHH! MY POOR PUPPY.

DID UMS GET AN OWIE?

PROFESSOR NIMNUL WILL MAKE IT ALL BETTER.

BUT FIRST, GIVE DADUMS THE NASTY KITTIES.

SEEMS A BIT TOO ROOMY IN HERE.

WHERE ARE MY CATS?

YOU INCOMPETENT NINCOM--

OW! OOH! OW!

[BOTH LAUGH]

I DON'T LIKE BEING LAUGHED AT.

I OFFERED THOSE FOOLS AT THE POWER COMPANY

A REVOLUTIONARY SOURCE OF CHEAP POWER,

AND THEY LAUGHED!

BUT THEY'LL BE SORRY.

THE POLICE HAVE MY DEMANDS,

THIS TIME IT IS I WHO WILL DO THE LAUGHING.

HA HA HA!

YOU ARE SO RIGHT.

LET'S FIND SPUNKY AND BEAT IT!

OOH, NOBODY'S GOING TO FIND

ONE LITTLE-ITTLE CAT IN THAT!

[CHATTERING]

WHAT'S HE SAYING?

HE'S FOUND SPUNKY!

-[YEOW] -[MEOW]

[MEOW MEOW]

WHO ARE YOU GUYS?

WE'RE RESCUE RANGERS!

WE'RE GOING TO GET YOU BACK TO YOUR LITTLE GIRL.

MONTEREY JACK, GET THE BARS.

-COME ON, SPUNKY. -YOU CAN DO IT!

[BUZZ! BUZZ!]

THANKS, MR. MONTEREY.

DUH, DON'T MENTION IT.

[CATS MEOWING]

[MEOW MEOW MEOW]

[MEOW]

EASY! EASY!

NOW LET'S BEAT IT!

[DALE] WHILE THE BEATING'S GOOD!

NO!

-WHAT? -WHAT?

WE'RE NOT LEAVING TILL ALL THESE CATS ARE FREE.

WE ARE THE RESCUE RANGERS, AFTER ALL.

AND WHO KNOWS WHAT THAT TERRIBLE MAN HAS IN STORE FOR THEM?

[MEOWING]

BUT HOW CAN WE OPEN ALL THESE CAGES?

JUST PRESS BUTTONS, SEE?

NO!

TOO LATE!

RUN!

HELP!

GRAB HIM!

[ALL SCREAM]

[GRUNTING]

CRIKEY!

WHAT'S IT DOING NOW, TRYING TO MAKE FRIENDS?

IT'S BUILDING UP

AN INCREDIBLE CHARGE OF STATIC ELECTRICITY.

WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!

THIS OUGHT TO DO IT.

[ALL SIGH]

[GRR GRR]

QUICK, GIRL! THROW THE WRENCH!

[BUZZ BUZZ]

HERE, BOY! HERE, BOY!

SEE THE NICE STICK?

SEE IT?

[PANT PANT]

HERE YOU GO. FETCH IT, BOY! FETCH!

WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?

THE PROFESSOR'S BACK! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

GET OFF OF ME, YOU TRASH COMPACTOR!

WHERE'S SPUNKY?

A KITTEN?

ONCE THE KITTIES CHARGE MY GENERATOR,

IT'LL THROW A LIGHTNING BOLT

THAT'LL MAKE THE CITY SIZZLE LIKE BACON!

HA HA HA!

UH-OH. THIS DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.

IT'S GOING TO BE

A HOT TIME IN THE OLD TOWN TONIGHT!

HA HA HA!

NOW FOR SOME SERIOUS DEVASTATION.

HOW DO WE STOP HIM NOW?

OH NO, THE KID'S GONE BONZER LOCO!

YOUCH!

[BOTH SHOUTING] I GOT IT! I GOT IT!

DID YOU GET IT?

NO. DID YOU?

GET ME THAT REMOTE CONTROL!

I TOLD YOU TO HOLD ONTO THIS!

HEY!

GET THE CAT, NOT ME--

YEOW! WELL, STOP!

HEEL! SIT! HELP!

PUSH OFF, LADS! AT THE DOUBLE!

RUN, MONTEREY! RUN!

[GRRR]

MONTEREY, THROW IT UP HERE!

[GRRR]

EXCUSE ME.

SURPRISE!

[WOOF WOOF]

[CLATTERS]

LET GO OF ME, YOU FURBALL!

SIC HIM! NOT ME, HIM!

[CATS MEOW]

HERE, KITTIES.

NICE KITTIES!

YAAA!

[CATS MEOWING]

WHOA!

WHOA! PLEASE!

WHOA!

LET'S FIND SPUNKY AND SCRAM!

NOT SO FAST, SMALL FRIES!

YOU RODENTS ARE HISTORY!

YOUCH!

WHAT? YOU AGAIN?

OH, NO. WHERE'S THAT NO GOOD...

[GRR GRR]

NOOO!

[GULPS]

YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!

WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE,

THE WHOLE WORLD WILL PAY!

WELL, THEY'RE ALL OUT.

AND IF I NEVER SEE ANOTHER CAT,

IT'LL BE TOO SOON.

I--I... NO OFFENSE, EH, KID?

COURSE NOT, MR. MONTEREY.

LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT!

NOW, ONLY ONE JOB LEFT. LET'S GO!

I WONDER WHERE MY CAN OPENER IS.

[DING DONG]

I DON'T SEE WHY I HAVE TO WEAR A BOW.

DO YOU THINK SHE'LL REMEMBER ME?

SPUNKY!

MEOW.

OH, YOU'RE HOME! YOU'RE HOME!

MAMA! DADDY! SPUNKY'S HOME!

AW.

ANOTHER CASE CLOSED WITH A HAPPY ENDING.

AND MONTEREY HAS LEARNED

THAT EVEN CATS HAVE THEIR PLACE, HAVEN'T YOU, MONTY?

TOO RIGHT, I HAVE!

A CAT'S PLACE IS AS FAR FROM ME AS POSSIBLE!