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Hey honey.

Hi.

Are you sick?

Yeah... I feel a little feverish.

Oh dear.

Here, have some water.

I'll hurry home as soon as I can.

Okay.

And try to eat something.

Love you.

TWO SISTERS

Damn it.

No, no!

Fucking whore!

Um... excuse me.

You shouldn't say "whore".

You shouldn't say whore.

Hey, Vanessa. Welcome, have a seat.

We're going to merge with a bigger production company.

Finally!

Yes, and we'll be doing some positive restructuring as well.

-That means... -What, um...

Are you firing people?

Um, no.

But we need a new show idea.

Fast.

Everybody knows relationship reality goes down really well, so...

Do we need another one?

We have Love on the Beach, Love on the Spectrum,

Love in the Elevator, like...

I want to see Love is Dead, that's how sick I am of that.

Wow, there's someone who's had a tough morning.

What's your problem?

-Is it that bad? -I can't talk about it.

Yes, tell me!

Come on, you can tell me.

Want to have dinner tonight?

I'd rather do work things on business hours.

At eight?

At Pelikan?

Yes, boss.

Did you call me boss?

Yeah, that's you, right? The pool boss?

I was wondering if you wanted to see me tonight?

I'm actually...

having a work dinner with my boss, who I hate.

Yeah... That's why you shouldn't have a boss.

No, right, you should just live off air and love

and Carpe diem and all that.

Exactly.

And since you hate your boss I think you should swap him out for me.

I'll get in touch again soon to make sure you changed your mind.

Okay.

-Bye. -Bye.

What was that?

If you want your keys back, I've already given them to Donna.

Do you remember...

that time...

when I came home from the school trip in ninth grade?

Why don't you want to keep it?

What does Philip say?

I thought you wanted kids?

It's just...

There's just so much going on right now.

With the wedding, planning and...

There's so much to deal with.

Could it be that things are maybe moving too fast?

Hey, wait.

What's that?

Dad wants me to give this to Mum.

Burn it.

He wants to take her on a date.

What?

She'll never agree.

I'll bet a thousand kronor they'll be together before Christmas.

A thousand kronor?

-A thousand kronor. -Okay.

A thousand kronor.

So, how long does this process usually take?

How should I know?

Isn't this your third time?

Yes, it is, but it's different every time.

-It can take several hours. -Okay.

-Why, do you have somewhere to be? -No.

I've got a...

I've got a work date with Jack tonight.

But then Martin called and wanted to meet up, so I don't know.

What?

Okay...

You haven't chosen yet?

Obviously, you choose Martin.

Why is that so damn obvious?

Isn't work more important than seeing some random fuck boy?

You can't... sleep your way to the top.

I can't? It's super easy, isn't it?

It's just, one on this side, and one on the other and just...

Stop it.

-Ew. -Ew, gross!

Stop it.

No.

No!

What...

Why are you so scared to look good.

Be a little sexy.

I don't want him to think I care too much.

No.

No, that would be terrible, if he thought you cared.

Yes, that would actually be a disaster.

Ow...

Up where they walk, up where they run

Up where they stay all day in the sun

Wanderin' free,

Wish I could be Part of that world

-Oh God, you're tone deaf. -I'm so tone deaf.

-Ow! -I'm sorry.

Now I look like you, only ugly.

Come on, don't say that.

-Has he been in touch? -No.

-Hey, you don't have to finish this. -Yes, I want to finish.

You're so beautiful.

-I hate when people say that. -You can't even take a compliment.

Okay, that's it, get in bed.

I don't get it, it's much worse than last time.

It's because you lack pain recollection.

Otherwise people would never have more than one child,

if you remembered how painful it is.

I definitely hurt less than you did.

-You think so? -Mhmm.

I think that I just slid out.

"Hey there!"

Hey... are you sure you don't want me to stay?

Mm.

I want you to go on a date.

Hello?

Honey?

Cheers.

I'm so fucking hungry.

Isn't there usually a bread basket?

They usually bring one over.

-Good right? -Really good.

It's my favourite.

I like you, you know that, right?

Yeah, or...

-Cheers. -Cheers.

What are you looking at?

Oh, no I just thought I knew someone there, but...

Aha...

So love isn't dead?

Yes it is.

Why?

Because it should have called, but didn't, so whatever.

-Hey. -There you are.

I'm starting to think you're playing me.

Oh, I thought you were meant to get in touch with me.

-Hi, Sofie. -Hi, Vanessa.

Nice pants.

Thanks.

See you.

I'll be right back.

Want some?

No, thanks.

You sure?

I'm here with my boss.

I thought you hated your boss.

I lied, I love him.

Fuck it, give me that.

Not your first time.

Thanks.

Do I have any on me?

No, it looks good.

Bye.

This looks great.

Hey, I was thinking, we have to think of a great idea before this merger.

We can't go in there and look like idiots,

we have to show them we're the best.

We can't do some tired reality crap,

we have to come up with something new.

We have to come up with a great fucking idea!

Wow, such commitment.

How did it go?

What?

What did he say? Why hadn't he called?

Are we gonna talk about that shit? Aren't we talking about work?

Shit? Do you think love is shit?

Don't you?

-You're not hungry anymore? -Yeah, it looks great.

What's this?

You're starting with the dill.

-Excuse me? -You're starting with the dill?

Oh, right.

Vanessa?

Shit.

You've reached Vanessa Berg, I can't take your call right now...

Thank you, it was delicious.

Do you want dessert?

No, I don't think so. Do you?

No, I'm good with coffee.

-I'm going for a smoke. -I'll come with you.

I have to make a call too, something's up with Alicia,

some problems.

Oh, okay...

A little gift.

I think they have wine at the bar too.

Can't we go to your place?

I don't know.

Of course you do.

My sister is at home.

I'd love to meet your sister.

She's sleeping.

Do you have a kitchen?

I have a kitchen.

So we'll sit in your kitchen, and we won't bother your sister.

Alicia?

Oh, shit.

-Okay, cheers. -Cheers.

Hi.

You bought me flowers?

Yeah, I bought that game too.

The one you wanted.

I thought you were sick.

Yeah.

I had to help Vanessa with something.

There's...

some new guy in the picture, and...

She wanted me to be her wing-man.

Where were you?

Some place on Söder.

And then my phone's battery died.

I missed you.

Subtitles: Lily Ray www.plint.com