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Martin!

-Hi. -Hi.

-We're going in now. -No, we're not.

-Come here. How are you? -Fine.

-Good. -Yes.

Hi there.

Are you asleep?

TWO SISTERS

VANESSA

You've reached Vanessa Berg, I can't take your...

-Alicia, cheers. -Hi.

Don't forget that you owe me a champagne lunch!

No, of course not.

LUCAS

Yes.

Yes, me too. Yes. We'll talk later about Skåne.

That's right, my boy. Take care.

-Can't you do this instead? -I thought you loved planning.

Yeah, but there's so much to do in a short time.

VANESSA

Where should I put her?

Vanessa? Maybe out here?

-Next to the serving staff? -Cut it out.

-Just kidding. -Hilarious.

-Yeah, that was funny. -Really.

-God, you scared me. -Good morning.

-Good morning. -Flowers for you.

Thanks.

How did you know that I love tulips from ICA?

That was all they had, actually.

But, since this is our first date, the guy should bring flowers.

In my family, it usually meant that dad had slept somewhere else.

I'm pretty sure I slept there.

This is so pretty.

-It's autumn. It's freezing. -Says who?

-Or do you have other plans? -I think my boss would say that.

Yeah, your boss.

Corporate life.

I'll take a day off.

In that case, you're welcome to have a summer meal.

-In October? -In October.

All right.

Okay. No summer picnic without cava.

-But this is prosecco. -Shush.

-Hi. -Hi there.

-What are you doing here? -Eh... nice dress.

-It's a summer dress. -In October?

Who said it's October?

Eh...

We have to talk. I called you a billion times, you never pick up.

No, I blocked you.

-Are you like, five years old? -Mm.

Can we do this some other time? I'm busy.

No, we have to talk now.

I don't want you to think that Philip abuses me or something.

Okay. What have I misunderstood?

Fill me in.

It's hard to talk to you about this. You don't know about relationships.

Come here.

There. Alicia, Martin.

My boyfriend.

-Hi. -Hi.

Nice to meet you.

So, you're having a picnic?

Yes, Martin surprised me this morning. Very cute.

Me and my fiancé Philip are having dinner at Mum's place on Thursday.

Why don't you come along? Couple's dinners are great.

Don't you think?

-It's a bit early. -It sounds very nice.

I'd love to tag along.

-Okay. -Fun!

Yes! So fun.

So fun.

-So, how long have you been together? -You're leaving now.

-Bye. -What?

Thanks for dropping by.

-Bye, Martin. -Goodbye.

Yeah. That was my sister.

-And I'm your boyfriend? -Absolutely not.

I'm sorry. I'm just so fed up with her coming here, showing off...

In any case, I'd like to go to dinner.

-What? Do you want to? -Yes.

You'd want to take a look at the whole family

before deciding if you want to be someone's boyfriend.

-I'll go out and grab something. -What? Now?

Yes.

But... I'm preparing a romantic lunch here.

A picnic on the floor.

But I'm going out with the guys. I promised.

Oh.

-Why didn't you tell me earlier? -I wanted it to be a surprise.

I also have meat cravings.

-Is it a problem that I'm a vegan? -No, darling.

But I really have to go.

Love you.

I have to go. Love you.

Come on.

-Fuck! -Hello.

-Hi. -So here you are, cursing.

Yeah, it didn't work out.

A video game?

-Philip isn't here, actually. -Perfect.

What timing. I'm going to teach you a real game.

Okay. Are you hungry? Should I make some lunch?

No, lunch isn't my thing. But a cognac would be nice.

-I'll get one. Do you want one too? -Okay.

There. So you're white, right?

You move all your pieces around here and over there.

Okay.

Oh my God, where's the ring?

Well, I just took it off doing the dishes, and then...

I forgot to put it on again.

So you didn't fight?

No, we haven't.

Janne, Philip's dad, and I, we fought like hell

before getting married.

We even had to buy new china. Every plate was broken.

The thing is, when you are passionate,

that's when you get really angry, don't you think?

You don't care about the rest.

The important thing is that you make up again, right?

-Mm. -Mm.

My marriage advice to you... is to have fun.

You should have fun. It's you who should wake up happy.

-Cheers, for Gods sake. -Cheers.

-Hello? -Hi, um...

I think I owe you a champagne lunch.

That's exactly how I want you to feel.

-I'm glad you like it. -I didn't say I did.

Are you always difficult?

Ow!

Come on!

Bye.

Hi!

Don't you have... the stomach flu?

Yes. No, I feel better now.

Some beer to get in the mood?

Do you work every night?

When you get the stomach flu, I have to take the shift, you know.

Do you want to go grab a bite? I have an idea I want to talk about.

I thought we were going to do that at our dinner.

Can you let me explain what happened?

I'm leaving. See you tomorrow.

For real?

"To fall in love with a state resembling stress,

leads to an increased cortisol level in the adrenal glands

in both men and women."

Very romantic.

-Hi. -Hello.

-Here you go. -A beer.

Did you want two?

No, I thought... We were drinking champagne.

Oh... I thought we could save that for tonight.

-Cheers. -Cheers.

Isn't it a bit dangerous... to drink with a married woman?

-Are you married? -Soon.

I'm thinking that you should be able to spend time with who you want.

Across gender borders. Even if you are a princess.

How do you know I'm called The Princess?

Because I know everything.

You know everything?

So you haven't stalked me a little bit online?

Every guy I know say that they never would be friends with a girl

if they say no to sex.

What?

And you can't call me Princess.

You seem to hang out with modern guys.

-I don't hang out with any guys. -None at all?

-What am I then? -Annoying.

Still, you're here.

What did you say?

You should sell Philip's ring.

Excuse me?

Okay. Isn't that a rude thing to say?

What do you know about us? You don't know us.

-What? I know Philip. -Yes?

Never mind. Thanks for the beer. So tasty.

Subtitles: Annika Bidner www.plint.com