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♪ You could do it solo ♪

♪ But then you'd be all by yourself ♪

♪ Yo! So it'd be more fun To share this one ♪

♪ With someone else ♪

♪ Together we will soar Across the sky and beyond ♪

♪ So turn up your voice ♪

♪ Stand up and sing along! ♪

♪ All different voices ♪

♪ Everybody now! ♪

♪ Our melodies ringing ♪

♪ We're livin' in harmony ♪

♪ Yeah, we're livin' in harmony ♪

♪ Our song is much stronger With every Troll singing ♪

♪ We're livin' in harmony ♪♪

♪

POPPY: It's the dream of every Troll to test their mettle in the ring

to send their opponent tumbling to the mat...

[ fart ]

...with uncontrollable laughter.

[ laugh ]

[ bell rings ]

It's the Great TrollsTopia Laugh Out Bout.

Two Trolls enter, one Troll laughs!

And then everyone gets ice cream.

[ cheering ]

So, each tribe nominates one champion to compete.

First Troll to knock the other Troll out with a laugh wins the match.

And at the end of all the matches,

last Troll standing takes home the coveted Golden Chatter Teeth!

[ teeth chattering ]

May the funniest Troll win!

[ cheering ]

COOPER: Woo!

LOWNOTE: Uh, Cooper...

We have something we'd like to discuss with you.

Oh. Is it about the sparkle melons stuck on my feet?

[ laugh ]

So stylish!

What?

Now we have two things we want to discuss with you.

Hmmm...

Poppy! Poppy!

Guess what? The Funk Tribe has asked me, Cooper,

to represent them in the Laugh Out Bout!

Wow, Cooper, what an honor!

I know!

This is the biggest responsibility the tribe has given me

since I found out I was born a Funk Troll...

I just want to make them so proud.

Oh, Cooper, you definitely will. You're the funniest Troll I know!

True...

But there's just one small problem.

[ laughing ]

Oh, is it that you laugh at everything?

I laugh at everything!

Not exactly the best personality quirk to have

whilst participating in a "don't laugh" competition.

[ laughing ]

I am doomed!

No, we can fix that.

Whenever I feel the giggles comin' on before a big speech,

I just take a moment and get 'em all out.

Like so...

[ clears throat ]

[ laughing ]

[ sigh ]

Oh! I see. So like...

[ laughing ]

And that's when it hit me,

all this time, the bunker has kinda been a metaphor...

for my heart.

Yes. Oh, yes, Branch...

that's huge.

[ laughing ]

[ sigh ]

[ Poppy gasps ]

So, you, you got it out?

Not even close!

[ Poppy groans ]

[ teeth chattering ]

It's no use, Poppy.

My laughter is like a river, it never stops flowing.

And sometimes there's fish in it.

Oh!

[ Cooper sighs ]

I guess I gotta go tell Lownote to pick another Funk Troll.

No, Cooper, we can figure this out.

There's gotta be some way to get you ready for the bout.

Did someone say they need a humor expert?

No, we didn't. No, we didn't.

Hm, unfortunate.

That would have been far more dramatic if you had.

Well, we'll take whatever help you can offer, Laguna, but...

you are a humor expert?

Indeed. Which is ironic, given that most Trolls find me quite dry,

which is also ironic given that I live underwater.

Oh... Oh...

Now, as with all things, the key to comedy is research.

Research? Research?

Oh, yes, for laughter is simply an involuntary reaction

to that which is delightfully unexpected,

like a funny face, a silly sound,

or the most powerful form of humor of all...

a delicious pun.

I think she likes puns.

Ergo, the key to not laughing at the bout

is to learn each opponents' comedy style in advance,

thereby eliminating the element of surprise.

Oh, I am very much on board for this exercise.

Provided it involves some sort of slide projector...?

Oh, ho, ho, we are cookin' now!

First up, we have the Pop Tribe Laugh Out Champion, Guy Diamond...

Guy's style is to Knock Knock you out with a Knock Knock joke.

Hey, Cooper. Knock, knock.

Who's there? Boo.

Boo who?

Don't cry, Daddy's friend Cooper! It's just a joke!

[ laughing ]

One, two...

LAGUNA: So, if you want to defeat him,

you have to beat him to the punchline.

TINY DIAMOND: Oh, back for more, huh?

Okay, well then, knock, kno

Interrupting cow!

[ gasp ]

How did you know we were going to say? Moo!

[ laughing ]

One, two, three...

that's an L. O. L. K. O.!

[ cheering ]

Cooper, you used the research flawlessly!

We were very impressed!

Yeah, and we weren't the only ones.

[ cheering ]

C'mon, Funk Tribe!

Let's give it up for our champion, Cooper!

[ cheering ]

♪ He's got your number on speed dial ♪

♪ First you'll be grinnin' ♪

♪ Then you gonna crack a smile, woo! ♪

♪ Before you know it You're gonna lose control ♪

♪ You're gonna blow it Laughing rollin' on the floor ♪

♪ Cuz Cooper spins super ♪

♪ Slapstick side splitting humor ♪

♪ He's silly, straight killing us With ridiculous bloopers ♪

♪ He's our funny, funky, fabulous ♪

♪ First place winner champion ♪

♪ He's got jokes so fresh He will impress ♪

♪ This baby was born to win ♪

♪ Try not to laugh, but you won't last ♪

♪ He's hilarious till the end ♪

♪ He's our funny, funky, fabulous ♪

♪ First place winner champion ♪

♪ And he was born to win ♪♪

♪

Get ready, TrollsTopia!

'Cuz it's time for the final bout!

Only one match left to win it all, Cooper.

You've joked masterfully!

Indeed he has! Ha, ha, I just knew you were

the right Funk Troll for this, Cooper!

[ gasp ]

Thank you, Lownote! That means the world to me.

In this corner...

put your hands together for Cooper!

[ cheering ]

Well, I'm on, Lownote.

But don't worry, I can take on any challenger,

as long as I've got coach Laguna TidePool by my side!

And in the opposite corner, Laguna TidePool!

[ cheering ]

[ gasp ]

Well, that's my cue.

Laguna? Laguna?

Yes?

My final challenger is you?

Of course, was that not clear?

No! No!

Oh, well, good luck.

[ panting ]

[ Cooper screams ]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Cooper! It's okay!

No, it's not, Poppy!

If she knew how to beat all those other Trolls,

she knows how to beat me too!

I shoulda never let the Funk Trolls pick me...!

[ Cooper screams ]

C'mon, Cooper, hang in there.

Remember what Laguna taught you about research.

If we think, I'm sure we've learned something about her

that you could use to your advantage.

[ wail ]

I can't think of anything, can you? No!

[ Poppy and Cooper scream ]

Apologies, Cooper, but I'm afraid making me laugh

will be quite impossible.

I know every silly gag you'll try, even before you do.

Uh...

Oh, what if I

Pull a flute out of your nose?

♪

[ laugh ]

No! Or maybe I could

Ride a unicycle while juggling rubber duckies?

♪

[ laughing ]

Huh?

And now, the final blow...

POPPY: Joke back, Cooper!

Joke back!

Remember what Laguna taught you about research.

I'm sure we've learned something about her

that you could use to your advantage...

[ gasp ]

Or the most powerful form of humor of all...

a delicious pun.

Oh!

Do not despair that the Techno Tribe will be taking home the trophy, Cooper.

You are a very funny Troll.

Yeah? Well, it takes one...

to techknow one.

[ gasp ]

[ cheering ]

You...

you used a delicious pun against me!

Gillty as charged.

Gillty...

As in gills...

'Cause you've got gills...

[ laughing ]

No, I can't resist the pure comedic perfection...

Oh, I know.

You didn't expect my word play to be so...

punishing.

[ gasp ]

It seems as though the student has become the master.

[ laughing ]

One, two, three! LOL!

[ cheering ]

We have a new Laugh Out Bout champion!

[ cheer ]

Cooper! You did us proud, baby!

You did us proud!

EVERYONE: Cooper! Cooper! Cooper!

[ gasp ]

[ teeth chattering ]

♪

♪

GUST: Hairaldine!

[ gasp ]

Hairaldine Groundwater, look what that product of yours

has done to your sister's hair.

Holdin' its shape against gravity itself.

Why, a dang twister couldn't move a strand!

It ain't natural!

But papa. Don't you see?

My new invention will change the world.

I call it "hair..."

Uh...

"Spray."

Ugh.

Sorry, Holly.

Told you acting really isn't my thing...

Ran out of room on my hands!

[ Holly sighs ]

It's fine, sugar.

I just appreciate you helpin' out while I continue to do auditions.

Take five, y'all!

[ indiscernible conversation ]

Still no luck finding someone to play the lead role, huh?

Oh, Poppy, Hairaldine Groundwater is my hero!

She overcame enormous odds to become the inventor of hairspray.

So, whoever plays her in my musical

has to have an independent spirit, a fire in their eyes.

But I just can't seem to find the right Troll to play the part.

[ trolls gasps ]

Huh? Huh?

Here's your order. But, Val, squeezable cheese on ice cream?

It ain't natural!

I know.

[ trolls gasp ]

[ laughing ]

She has such an independent spirit!

TROLL: Look at the fire in her eyes!

[ gasp ]

My Hairaldine...

[ laughing ]

You want me to do musical theater?

Yes, I think you'd be very good at

[ laughing ]

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Uh.

But I would never be caught dancin' and singin' to a bunch of Trolls.

Uh, you do that all the time.

Huh. Very true.

But my rock concerts are edgy and awesome.

Musical theater is, uh...

not.

Please, Val. I've worked so hard on this musical.

If you say no...

I'm gonna have to go with Synth...

[ laugh ]

And you definitely don't want that, yo!

Sorry, Holly. Not my thing.

Thundershock out!

PYROTECHNIC VOICE: Thundershock out!

[ sigh ]

Well, it was worth a shot...

Val, wait! You're just gonna say "no"?

Shouldn't you take a second to think about what this means to Holly?

Yeah, I probably should...

but yeah, no way.

Ugh.

Okay!

I hoped the power of friendship would convince you,

but since you clearly need more motivation,

how about the power of friendship and...

a pass to skip the line at the Big Squeeze?

[ gasp ]

I love the Big Squeeze!

You can see everything from up there!

Woo!

Ha! I can see all the way to Rock Hollow!

Wooo!

[ laugh ]

Hey, get your hands off my guitar!

ROCK TROLL: Sorry, Val!

You've got a deal, Popsqueak!

Thundershock back in!

PYROTECHNIC VOICE: Thundershock back in!

[ gasp ]

Hot dang, Val!

Does that glimmerin' pyro mean what I think it means?

You'll play Hairaldine?

Just tell me what you want me to do.

Woo hoo!

Ready to get to wardrobe?

Yes?

No.

Now, Val, I know this isn't your style,

but this is the kind of dress Hairaldine wore.

That said, we can always modify it so you're more comfortable.

Oh. Really?

Of course, we could bring it in a bit!

Or add fun accessories! Or...

♪

Or you could rip it to shreds,

erasing hours of our blood, sweat and tears.

Rock on! Wardrobe's done, what's next?

Ugh.

Okay, Val, in theater you gotta get used

to wearing heavy makeup to help aid your performance...

Eh?

Eh, I'm cool with that.

Oh... Well, good.

Yeah... Hard Rock Trolls do the same thing.

[ hiss ]

[ gasps ]

What? Not heavy enough?

Alright, y'all, rehearsal's up!

GUST: At last, Hairaldine returns to us from the big city.

Alright, Val, this is the opening scene,

so you need to make your entrance powerful.

Powerful. Got it.

[ Poppy gasps ]

I think I see her now.

Hairaldine in the house!

Yeow!

Power!

Power!

Power, power! Popopower!

Power!

[ clatter ]

It's your line. Pfft.

Oh...

All right!

Everyone, take five.

Val, a word...

Perhaps you were right, Val,

maybe musical theater isn't your thing.

Wait. Seriously? You don't want me to do it anymore?

Well...

I still believe you and Hairaldine share the same fire, but...

I guess it just wasn't meant to be.

So...

you're off the hook, sugar.

C'mon, Synth.

Maybe we can squeeze act three on your left flipper.

Yes!

You heard her, Popsqueak! Deal is a deal!

[ sigh ]

Yeah, if Holly says you're off the hook, I guess you get the pass.

But, Val, it feels to me like your heart wasn't really in this.

When we tell a friend that we'll do something for them,

it's important that we actually try to

Okay! Great lesson!

Bye!

Ugh.

Wait! I'm next! I have a pass!

[ trolls gasp ]

Yeah!

Woohoo!

You really can see everything from here, Classical Crest...

Techno Lagoon...

My friend, worried that the musical

she worked so hard on isn't gonna be as good as she hoped

Wait.

Oh...

♪

Hey! I said don't touch my guitar!

ROCK TROLL: Sorry again, Val!

♪

Well... I guess this is it, y'all.

Places!

You ready, Synth?

Nah, yo, I'm very much terrified.

Ha, ha!

[ sigh ]

GUST: I thought this day would never come.

At last, Hairaldine returns to us from the big city.

I think I see her now.

Huh? Huh?

[ confused murmurs ]

Uh...

I said...

I think I see her now!

[ whimper ]

Yeehaw!

Hairaldine has arrived!

[ cheering ]

[ gasp ]

[ cheering ]

By order of law, I hereby ban all hair products.

All sprays, gels and pomades must be turned in by sundown!

Let's go wrangle up all that stuff in here.

What do we do, Hairaldine?

We spray, dear sister.

We get down on our knees and spray!

And to that little girl, I say, "Rise."

You spray and you curl and you tease that hair!

And when you feel you can't possibly make

another brush stroke, then, by Troll, you tease again!

Because the only thing bigger than your hair

should be your dreams!

[ crowd cheering ]

Now, it's hard for a Troll like me to change his ways.

But Hairaldine Groundwater,

your passion for hairspray has added volume,

luster and bounce to my heart...

and my head.

Oh, Pa!

♪

[ cheering ]

Holly, we did it!

Thanks for coming back and putting your heart into this, Val.

Hairaldine would be proud.

I know I am.

Alright, alright...

I've got a showstopping song to sing...

ya'll.

♪ When you believe in your dreams ♪

♪ Never hold back ♪

♪ Uh ♪

♪ If you believe You can make a difference ♪

♪ Then take a stand Raise your voice and sing ♪

♪ We got big hair and bigger dreams ♪

♪ Raise your voice and sing with me ♪

♪ Oh, yay, yay ♪

♪ Oh, yay, yay ♪

♪ When they all try to keep us down ♪

♪ We just pull our hairspray out ♪

♪ And spray, spray ♪

♪ It's about freedom To be who we wanna be ♪

♪ Hair in the air So big and wild and free ♪

♪ We've got big hair and bigger dreams ♪

♪ So just pull your hairspray out ♪

♪ And spray ♪

♪ Spray with me ♪♪

[ cheering ]

♪ Cooper spins super ♪

♪ Slapstick side splitting humor ♪

♪ He's silly, straight killing us With ridiculous bloopers ♪

♪ He's our funny, funky, fabulous ♪

♪ First place winner champion ♪

♪ He's got jokes so fresh He will impress ♪

♪ This baby was born to win ♪

♪ Try not to laugh, but you won't last ♪

♪ He's hilarious till the end ♪

♪ He's our funny, funky, fabulous ♪

♪ First place winner champion ♪

♪ And he was born to win ♪♪

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