Original subtitles

打妖怪 Monsters!

打妖怪 Monsters!

哎哎 Look!

那是什么啊 那是 ! What is that?

打妖怪 Monsters!

什么呀 What are they?

不会是妖精吧 Are they monstrs?

你去问问他 You go find out!

你去 You go, if you

你去你去 You go, if you

你能耐大得都敢瞪老天爷 if you're such a tough guy!

去去去 Let's get'em!

打妖怪 Hit the monsters!

哎哟 Don't run

快回来吧 Come over here

到了 Ah, we made it

到了 Finally, we made it

乖儿子 来 Son, come here

来过来 Start pulling out the grass

拔草 Go on, start cleaning it out

拨 dial

哎哟不行了 I can't go on,

累死了 I'm too tired

歇歇脚歇歇脚 Let's take a break Give me a break!

你这一天要歇几回啊你 You, ve been stopping all day

驴累了还得让歇歇脚呢 Come on even a…donkey needs a break

那驴还能推磨呢 True, but donkey works harder that you do!

我也能推磨呀 Hey, I can work just as hard as donkey!

他娘的 Not another

又是个穷村 crappy little village…

这位大哥请了 Hey, buddy

我们是庆阳卫的猎户 We are hunters from Qing Yang Wei

打猎至此 just passing through

想讨一碗水喝 Could we trouble you for some water?

啊 What?

渴了 We're thirsty

喝水 You got some water?

哦喝水啊 Oh, water

罗娘 Luo Niang

倒两碗水出来啊 bring us some water

你们是打猎的猎户啊 So, you're hunters?

正是正是 Yes

在下薛十三 I'm Xue Shi san

这位是陈六 He's Chen Liu

在下马七 I am Ma Qi

马七大哥 Brother Ma

讨扰了讨扰了 thank you for your hospitality We're sorry to trouble you

来喝水喝水 Please, drink

喝呀 drink

你的娃 Your son?

没爹没娘傻的 No, he is an orphan A bit slow

这么大了还不会说话呢 Can't even speak

可怜啊 Poor kid

也冻不着饿不着 Well, he's got food in his belly and a roof over his head

都养活着他呢 It takes a village, you know?

长寿 Chang Shou,

起来啦 get up

马七大哥 Brother Ma Qi

还要水啊 Do you want more water?

我问您点事 I was just wondering -

说 Yes

您这家里 Do you have any gold

有金银财宝没有 or valuables in your house?

啊 Pardon?

就是有钱没有 I mean to say: do you have any money?

有啊 Yes…

给我 Give it to me

给你 Give it to you?

给我 Give me your money

给你干什么 What? Why?

您这还不明白啊 Don't you get it?

我是强盗 We are robbers

呵呵 ha ha

醒了 He's awake

你不是猎户么 you're not a hunter?

不是 NO, I'm not

那他是猎户 He's not a hunter?

他也不是 That's correct

那谁是猎户呢 So..is anyone here hunter?

长寿 Chang Shou

自己玩去 go play

找瞎奶奶去 with grandma

你们打猎 Hunting

根辛苦吧 must be a tough job?

也不太辛苦 Not too bad

赶上好人家 Depends who we run into

就捞着了 The kindness of strangers you know

慢点跑别摔着 Hey, carefull! Don't run

我们走后 Listen, don't even think of

不许追赶 snitching to the police

不许报官 after we leave..

否则 or else

许人家了吗 So..you promised to anyone?

唉 ah

也不知道谁家的野小子 Lucky bastard

占了这么大的便宜 Whoever he is

本村的赵四郎 He's from our village Zhao Siliang

十三 Shi san

官军 soldiers!

几个 How many?

三个 Three

自行躲闪 Shit! I got to get out of here

起来起来 Come on!

快快 Let's go! Quick!

小娘子 girly?

你家里人呢 Anyone else home?

回答军爷问话 Answer the army Lord's question

家里人呢 Is anyone else home?

家里没人啊 No

没有 走 It's nothing. Let's go

家里 What kind of family

还有什么亲人呀 do you have

还有我爹 Just my dad

你爹 Your dad

他跑哪儿去了 Where is your dad now

啊 Um…

一时半会儿回不来吧 so… he won't be back any time soon?

放开我 Ah! Let me go! Ah!

别碰我 Don't touch me!

阿爹 Dad!

救我啊 Help me!

放开我 Let go of me

放开我 Ah! Let me go!

罗娘啊 Luo Niang!

贼匹夫 Bastards!

庆阳卫的府军你也敢杀 How dare you kill Qingyang County soldiers!

十三 十三 Shi san! Shi san!

射 射 Shi san, shoot'em!

射呀 Get'em!

来不及了 It's too late

他娘的 Shit!

又是个穷鬼 Just another broke loser!

马七 Ma Qi,

发财了 if you're gonna be rich

门口那两匹马归你了 you need to sell those two horses outside the village

拉到远处给它卖了去 Sell them somewhere out of town, make a quick buck

这些乡亲 Are these folks

是找马七的吧 looking for Ma Qi?

我看是 I think so

马七跟他闺女 Ma Qi's in the house

都在屋里呢 with his daughter

哎哎别挤了 Ah ah, get off!

我们还得赶路呢 We've got places to be! Get off!

他们 They-

他们杀了官军啦 they killed the soldiers

杀官军 Hey

我们杀官军那还不是 We only killed them

还不是为你闺女不受欺负啊 to save your daughter

你咋能这么说话呢你 How could you say someting like that?

你们 你们是强盗 you're robbers!

你们抢了我家的钱呐 You robbed me of my money

我才抢你几个钱啊 I just robbed you of some money

哎你看 look there

你看那架子上拴的是什么 Look at that! Tied to the fence

那是马 两匹马呐 Two horses

那得值多少钱 A horse is worth more way

你那点钱值多少钱 more than what we took from you!

呸 呸 Damn it Oh shit

里正爷来了 The Chief is here

大唐律法 According to the law of Tang Dynasty

抢财夺物杖二十 he who commits robbery will receive 20 blows to the back

击杀府军 and he who kills a soldier

死罪 Will receive the penalty of death

你给我老实点 You've got be kidding me

本里正 As village Chief! Ehem

本里正 I say this as chief

授命管理苦竹林以来 of Bamboo Grove Village

为非作歹之徒 you two are the worst criminals

以你二人为甚 I have ever seen

鹦哥 Where's Ying Ge?

把鹦哥给我找来去 someone go get Ying Ge

是 里正爷 Yes, Chief

哎哎哎 Hey, Hey

睁开你们的狗眼看看 Look alive!

遥想当年 Show some respect:

本里正的先祖 my ancestors

曾经追随过诸葛孔明 fought with Zhu Ge Kong Ming

四处征战 all over this country

本里正 I myself am a descendent

乃三国时常山赵子龙之后 of the famous Zhao Zi Long

鹦哥来啦 Here comes Ying Ge

看见了 看见了 Look! You messed with the wrong village!

我村随便一个女屠户 Even our butcher is a fine woman!

就如此 That's it

伟岸 The invasion

里正爷您看啊 Chief, you know

我们是为了救马七 we really only did this

马七那闺女 only to save Ma Qi's daughter

罗娘 You know, Luo Niang!

啥 Who?

罗娘 Luo Niang!

罗娘啊 Yes, Luo Niang!

为救罗娘 You killed a soldier

挥刀杀人 in order to save Luo Niang?

又杀一人 You killed soldiers

连杀两人 one after another! Like an assembly line!

本里正我 As chief of this village

岂能不顾大唐律法 I'm bound to uphold the laws of the Tang Dynasty!

里正爷 So Chief, tell me

您说这法大呢 what's more important to you -

还是情大 the law or mercy?

法大 The Law

法大 The Law?

那情大 More important that mercy?

情大 Mercy?

对嘛 Correct

我们为了罗娘是被迫才杀人的 We were forced to kill in order to save Luo Niang

此情可谓是感天动地啊 Our intentions could not be more honorable!

您里正爷 You really

本应该奖赏我们才对 should reward us but

怎么反倒 instead, you...

不对 Hold on

你们说 Can anyone tell me:

法大情大 is mercy above law?

法大情大 That's not for us to judge

还不是里正爷一句话 You are the Chief. You tell us

我爹说了就能算 Whatever the chief says is the law!

对嘛 Right,

还不是里正爷您说了算 it's what the Chief says that counts

我 I…

听见了听见了 Didn't you hear what they just said?

您老想 So,

怎么发落我们呀 what are you going to do with us?

本里正我秉公执法 As Chief I have to obey and carry out the law

执什么法啊 Carry out what law?

秉公执法 Enforce the law impartially

怎么个秉公执法啊 How to enforce the law impartially

看押一夜明早送官 Lock them up tonight Send them to the court tomorrow morning

有一个当官的 An official

被升了职了 was promoted

高高兴兴回家找他夫人去了 He told his wife

瞧我现在的官 I have just been promoted

可比以前变大了 to a biggerjob.

夫人就说了 The wife said,

光你的官变大了 so I assume your you-know-what

“那个”大了么 is bigger now, too?'

哪个 His what?

这个 This!

哦这个 This?

那当官的说 The official said yes, 'that also

我这个自然也变大了 got bigger along with my promotion.

说完之后俩人 Then the two

立刻上了炕 got in bed -

哟呵哟呵 Oh! Ah!

完事之后 Afterwards,

这夫人不高兴了 his wife wasn't impressed

说老爷您骗人 and said your you-know-what is

您那个根本没变大 still the same size, you liar!, '

我这个当然变大了 The official said

你看啊 Oh, you see

我现在的官职变大了 it's definitely bigger

跟以前已经不一样了 you just didn't feel the change

夫人您 My promotion

还能跟以前一样喽 effects both of us,

我这个变大了 so

您那个 your you-know-

一样也变大了 what got bigger, too!

后来呢 And then?

去去去 That's it. Idiot

没后来了 No later

哎哟哎呀哎呀 Oh ah! ah ah, ah ah -

你咋了你 What's with you?

憋了泡尿 I need to take a piss!

你看看你 Why didn't you pee

不绑着你的时候你不去 before you were tied up?

绑着你的时候你想去 You wanted to go when you were tied up

你怎么跟驴似的你 Idiot

不行快憋不住了 I can't hold it anymore!

憋不住了哎哟 I can't hold it back. Ouch

你就别哎哟了 Stop whining, these folks

这几个小哥哥不会让你去的 won't let you loose to pee

你就尿裤挡里头吧 You'll just have to wet your pants

我就这一条裤子 This is the only pair of pants I have!

要不去吧 Eh, let him go for it

去吧去吧 Very well. Let him go

快快快不行了快 Quick, quickly! It's an emergency!

多给几个小哥哥添麻烦啊 You are such a doofus Can't you leave well enough alone?

跑了强盗跑了 The robbers are gone!

没有关系 Doesn't matter

他跑不了 they can't have run far!

这方圆百里之内 They can't go too far

竹海茫茫 The forest is full of traps!

陷阱遍布 Trap throughout

两个强人 They'll end up

路径不熟 Paths are not ripe

必然迷途 wandering around in circles

明天一早 First thing tomorrow morning, we'll

上山寻找 go search for them in the mountains

找到最好 I'm sure we'll find them

那要找不到呢 What if we can't find them?

报官再找 Notify the local government get

你老瞪着我干什么 Why are you staring at me?

只知道低头狂奔 You never think!

就不知道抬头看路 You just take off running!

现在怎么办 怎么办 What are we gonna do now?

你着什么急啊 Stop stressing

我不是也掉进来了么 We're in the same boat!

就是因为咱俩都掉进来了 Yeah, we're in a sinking boat!

我才着急的嘛 I just was in a hurry

你别嚷嚷 让我好好想想 Let me think

想什么想啊你 Think about what?

想了半天咱也上不去 Don't freak out

哎 So,

你那个还在吗 you got that you-know-what?

在呢 Always

不是这个 Not that, idiot

干粮 I meant the food

在呢 Oh, I got that, too

拿出来 Get it out

干嘛 Why?

我尝尝坏没坏 Let me taste to see if it's still good

你先别尝 I'll let you have some

你先想想怎么出去 if you can come up with a good plan to get us out of here

我乃本村里正 I'm the Chief of this village!

军爷军爷 Please!

不可 不可拖拽 Don't drag me!

伙长 Captain,

里正在此 the Chief is here

这位 This is

是伙长爷吧 Captain, sir!

说句托大的话 I must level with you,

本人先祖乃是三国时常山 my ancestor is San Guo's Chang Shan -

里正爷 Chief! Where are they?

人呢 The robber?

想必伙长爷问的是那两个强盗 Those two robbers?

啊 两个强人 Ah, these two

昨夜逃遁 escaped last night and

我等村民 our villagers

正在缉拿 are looking for them now

跑了 Escaped?

我等村民 The villagers

正在缉拿 are chasing after them now

是你们把他们放跑了 You let them get away!

非本里正放跑 Technically, I didn't let them…

乃是 They

趁夜逃遁 did escape last night

伙长爷不可妄自猜度 but let's see eye to eye

要知道本人乃是三国时常山 You know, I'm the descendent of San Gou's Chang Shan -

放你娘的屁 Shut up

你本人是常山赵子龙也没用 Even if you were Chang Shan Zhao Zi Long himself

你少他娘的攀亲拉戚 you, d be of no use Drop it

找不到便罢 Just you wait till I find them!

要是让我找到了 Once I get them

看我如何手刃这两个匹夫 I'm going to introduce them to my good friend, Mr. Knife

那个陈六 I could tell Chen Liu was evil

那个陈六 I could tell Chen Liu was evil

我一看就不是什么好东西 the first time I saw him!

樟头鼠目 He has the eyes of a criminal

非贼即盗 The thief is stealing

四郎 Silang,

我倒觉得那陈六 I think Chen Liu

比你长得周正些 looks more upstanding than you

啥 what?

你说啥 How can you say that?

你睁开你的狗眼好好看看 Open your stupid eyes and take a good look at me

我赵四即可是常山赵云赵子龙 I'm descended from

哎 Chang Shan Zhao Zi Long -

这么仔细一看 Let me take a closer look

还是咱四郎长得周正 I guess you do look better than him

我先尝尝 Let me taste it first

老爷啊我这个玩意儿 My lord

它也变大了 my you-know-what has gotten bigger!

里正爷里正爷 Chief! Chief!

爷这是您的 Captain, this one is all yours

别动 Don't move

鹦哥 Ying Ge

过来 Come here!

正等着呢 We're waiting for you

就是她 It's her

你勾结强盗 Conspiring with robbers

可是死罪呀 carries the death penalty

阿爹 Dad!

哎呀里正爷您说句话啊 Chief, say something!

在这儿呢 Here they are!

在这儿呢 在这儿呢 Here they are!

人在这儿呢在这儿呢 We're here!

都怪你 It's all your fault

三更半夜的 Running around this goddamn

非要在竹林里钻来钻去 bamboo forest in the dead of night -

哎呀你这个贼匹夫 You bastard!

你个贼匹夫 You bastard!

我要不回来 If I hadn't saved your ass救你

你早被官府拿去了 your head would be on a platter!

他娘的把你的猪头割下来 Cut your fucking head off

当下酒菜吃了 Eat it with wine and vegetables

下酒也得是你的猪头 The wine has to be your ass

我已经跑了 I've already run away

你跑哪儿去啊 Where would you go?

那口大缸 Our secret place…

你敢敢 Don't you dare!

贼匹夫 Bastard

哎小兄弟 Hey brother

我给你讲个笑话 let me tell you a joke

你讲吧我在这听着呢 Go ahead, I'm listening

离得太远你听不请的 Come closer you can't hear me from there

别讲别讲 Don't let him speak

你一听他笑话 every time he tells a joke

他就跑了 he runs away

小哥哥 Hey!

你看我干啥 What are you staring at?

哎小王八 What? You little rascal!

回来 Come back!

给我擦了 Who, d you think you are?

他娘的 the bastard

你是谁呀 Come back and clean this off!

回来 Come back!

前年 You killed 3 members

庆阳府王家十三口的灭门案 of the Wang family

是你们做的 in Qingyang County two years ago

伙伙长老爷 Captain,

还有他呢 he is also involved

日前 And you also killed

击杀我府军的 Kill my government army

也是你们 a number of our soldiers yesterday

我说 I say

要杀要剐 If you're gonna kill us

来个痛快的吧 just make it quick

有一个当官的 An official

升了官 got a promotion

他的大了 So he has a bigger thing

就是这个 his you-know-what also got bigger

都明白吧 I mean the you-know-what that men have. You know?

他还有个老婆 And his wife,

他对他老婆说 he told her that

你的也大了 her you-know-what also got bigger

哎哎 But, um, for women

还没到这儿呢 You left out something!

啊怎么没到这啊 Ah? Left out something?

他对他老婆说我的大了 He told his wife your

你的自然就大了嘛 you-know-what got bigger, then…

不是 No!

怎么不是 What?

是他老婆先问他 You left out his wife asking -

是啊 Oh. Right

你那个东西也大了 The you-know-what also got bigger

就是啊 That is

他老婆跟他说 Then his wife agreed with him

你的大了 that his you-know-what got bigger

那自然 and

我的也就大了嘛 hers was upgraded, too

可笑吧 Isn't that funny?

爹 Dad,

怎么办 do something

官军要把罗娘带走了 They are taking Luo Niang away!

我跟他们拼命了我 I, ll kill them!

你疯了 Are you crazy?

你不要命了 Don't you want to live?

你拿啥拼啊 How are you going to fight them!

回家去 回家去 Go home, go home!

跟着男人瞎裹裹 This is no place for a woman

你们听着 You listen to

拒交税粮 Refusing to pay taxes!

勾结强盗 Conspiring with robbers!

击杀府军 Killing Soldiers!

你们他娘的 You fucking

是活得够够的了 have enough to live for

快走 Running

围住他们 Surround them! Get, em!

作死作死作死 Get down

你听我说 你听我说 Listen to me, you listen to me…

小子砍砍 Boy chop chop

砍 砍呀 Kid, get him! Kill him now!

你们怕是疯了 You guys have gone mad!

连府军都敢杀呀 How dare you even try to kill soldiers?

那还不是被您伙长爷给逼的 The Captain drove us to this!

丫头 You

你个野人 You mad woman

连伙长爷也敢踹啊 how dare you insult the Captain?

伙长爷赶紧走 Captain, please leave now!

这两强盗厉害着呢 These two robbers are dangerous

你 you

果然勾结强盗 You're in cahoots with them!

哎哟 这可没有啊 That's not true!

爷 Captain!

你看看呐 Take a good look, Captain

这俩强人 These two robbers

多狠毒啊 are so ruthless

我奉命管理苦竹林村 I've been in charge of this village

三十多年以来 for over thirty years …

没碰过这么狠毒 never come across anyone as brutal as...

老家伙 You old fool

不想活了吧 don't you want to live?

救命啊 Help!

饶命啊 Spare me!

别杀了 Please, spare me

一家老小啊 I have a family

砍了 Behead him

来 Please

里正爷请 Chief, cheers

你们又杀了人了 I can't believe you killed another person

我们杀人还不是为了帮你啊 Don't you know that we killed them to help you?

你不是也被他们使唤得 You're too weak

连个屁也不敢放么 to stand up for yourself!

我那是 I'm

忍字当头 being patient

我看你是他妈怕字当头 There's no excuse for being a coward

娘的 Damn

帮你还帮出不是了 we've helped you for nothing!

谁请你们帮忙了 Who asked you for help?

我问你 I ask you?

谁磕头作揖的请你们帮过忙啊 Who asked you to help us?

我又没有跪在地上说 I never knelt down and begged you to kill those soldiers!

请两位大侠帮忙杀个人吧 Did I send you an invitation to

快帮忙把府军给杀了 kill them and then drag our villagers

带我们村的老百姓 up the mountains

上山当强盗去 to become robbers?

帮帮忙 Help，help us.

我没有这样吧 No, I didn't do that

两位壮土 You two heroes

想必知晓 should know

击杀府军 that killing soldiers

按律当斩 eams the death penalty

伙长没了 If there's no captain

还有队长 there comes a major

队长不来 And if there is no major

还有团长 there comes a colonel

好酒 This is good wine

是么 Is it?

难道是旱稻酿的 Is it made from dry rice

我问问去 Let me go ask

旱稻酿酒 It's hard to brew wine

实属不易 using this kind of rice

佳酿难得呀 A good wine like this is rare

这酒确实如壮士所说 You're right This wine is brewed from rice

是旱稻所酿的 grown during a drought

这旱稻酿造啊 In fact there are four major difficulties

它有“四个不易“之说 to making wine with drought rice

里正爷 Chief, what are you doing?

您是想把我俩 Getting us drunk

一块绑了去送官呢 before sending us to court?

还是想在这酒里下点毒 You'll poison us with wine

像药死条狗一样 and then kill us like dogs!

把我们俩一块药死

一呀 Firstly

原料不易得 it's hard to collect the crops

这旱稻必须得在高山之巅种植 Drought rice only grows on mountain peaks and……

要不然就趁我俩大醉 Or Were you planning on

把脑袋砍下来邀功请赏去 beheading us when we were drunk and claim your reward?

每种十亩旱稻 …usually only one tenth

能有一亩收成就算侥幸 of the crop survives

二 Secondly

酿造不易成 Brewing is not easy

必须等每年六月份 until June every year

苦竹的嫩叶加入之后 tender bamboo leaves must be added

九蒸九煮 Nine steaming nine boiling

去苦留香 to bring out the aroma

三 Thirdly

饮而不易醉 it's hard to get drunk with this wine

能喝上十碗八碗 Even eight or ten bowis

而毫无醉意 will make the drinker tipsy

反而加倍快活 but not drunk

四 Lastly

醉而不易醒 Drunk and hard to wake up

虽说此酒不易醉人 Although this wine is not intoxicating

一旦过量 but if you do

沉睡三天方可醒来 you won't wake up till three days later

果然好酒 No wonder it's such a good wine

醒来之后 …After wake up

大有重生之感慨 there is much feeling of rebirth

你们都是什么人呐 Damn, who the hell are you? Eh?

大唐律法 According to the royal legal system

殴击不论大小官员 the punishment for beating an official

杖五十 流刑 is fifty blows on the buttocks

流放蛮夷之地 and then exile to the wildemess

我兄弟呢 Where, s my brother?

你猜 Guess!

他在架子上呢 You tied him to the fence?

马七 Ma Qi!

哎呀我在里头呢 I'm inside!

我在里头呢 I'm inside!

阿爹 Dad!

这怎么搞得这是 What's happening?

你爹没事 Don't worry, your dad is okay

没皮没脸呐 No sympathy!

没羞没躁 No shame!

猪狗不如 Worse than pigs and dogs!

人心不古啊 Public morality is not what it used to be

别说话 Don't talk

我日你全村的娘 I'll fuck the whole village mother

哎呀十三我累了 Shi san, I'm tired

你骂两句吧 you go on swearing

你还没骂够一个时辰呢 You've barely been cursing for an hour

我没词了你让我骂什么呀 I've run out of things to curse!

哎哟累死我了 Oh, I'm exhausted

胖哥哥 Hey you! Fatty!

接着骂 Go on scolding

等大车套好了 and once the carriage is ready

就送你们 we, ll be sending you to

上庆阳府吃皇粮去 Qingyang Court to enjoy a royal meal!

陈六 时至今日 Chen Liu, this is crunch time

我只好把咱俩的秘密说出来了 I have no choice but to tell our secret…

你敢你敢 How dare you?!

哎呀你敢 How dare you?

胖兄弟 Listen, fatty…

你不能说啊 Shut up!

你疯了你啊 Have you lost your mind?

兄弟啊 Brother,

如果现在不说的话 if I don't tell them

这些财宝再也 that treasure will never

见不着天日了 see the light of day!

胖兄弟 Fatty!

只要你今天把我给放了 If you set us free,

这缸里的财宝啊 we can all bask

我就分给你们大家伙儿 in the riches of our treasure!

你说话算数 So, can we trust you?

我这么大男人都给你跪下了 Don't be silly!

你要知道 A man kneeling is worth

男儿膝下值千金啊 a thousand gold pieces!

你早就白占大便宜了你 You're getting a bargain here!

哎呀疯了疯了 Ah! Are you crazy?

别急别急 Take it easy

你咋这么不要脸呢 Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

你看你 Ashamed?

说啥呢 谁不要脸了 What are you talking about? Who has lost face？

呸 bah

你看 有啥呸的呀 Look at you, getting all worked up! And what for?

你把你爹 你娘你奶奶的脸 You are shaming yourself you father, your mother

都给丢尽了你 and your grandmother!

哎四郎 Si lang!

奶奶 Grandma!

奶奶呀 Grandma!

老东西老东西 You old bastard

让你坏 Hit me with your best shot!

打劫 Robbery!

把你的女人交出来 Hand your wife over!

没有没有 I have no wife…

没女人 No wife?

怎么能没有女人呢你 No How is that possible?

哎呀匹夫 You bastard

你作孽啊 how could you do such evil things!

爹爹回屋去 Dad, go back to your room! Let me go!

我剁了你个王八 I'll kill you, you bastard!

放开我 Let me go!

你听我说听我说 Hey, listen to me! Listen!

滚 get out

你听我说 Listen to me!

听我说 Listen to me!

听我说 Listen to me!

你听我说 Listen to me!

没女人没女人 No woman?

你给我 Who do you think you're kidding?

滚出去滚 Get out!

匹夫 Bastard!

狗日下的 Son of bitch!

爷您看 Look, for decades, we have always

几十年了

都是里正爷安诽 followed the Chief, s orders

您不让他说话 If you don't let him speak

我们都不知道该干啥了 we won't know what to do

你说 Speak up

打猪草去 Go feed the pigs

家里没猪 I got no pigs

谁家有猎 All right. Who here has pigs?

我家有猎 I do

帮他家打猪草 Go help him with his pigs ……

放牛去 you go herd the cows

他们家没牛 He has no cows

管你有没有牛呢放去 It doesn't matter!

还不快走 Goddamit!

回去干活去 Just go herd something!

走走回去干活去 Go, get out!

干什么去了 Everyone go to work! What happened to you?

啊 ah

哎怎么了 What happened to your face?

哟 yo

使这么大劲儿呢 It looks terrible

壮士爷爷 My lord,

壮士爷爷 My lord

干不该万不该 you shouldn't

不该把里正爷 have hung

吊在架子啊 the Chief up

这一天的活计 Now we have no one

没人安安排了 to give us our orders

没人安排了 Nobody knows what to do

做反了你 Don't be a rebel

十三十三 Shi san! Shi san!

快快 Quick! Quick!

轻点轻点脚低点 Easy! Easy! Lower his legs!

头高头高 Lift up his head!

快开门去快开门 Open the door quick

快快快轻点爷 open, quick, quick Easy, Chief

您没事吧慢点慢点 are you alright? Easy! Easy!

爷你的鞋 Chief, your shoes

行了行了 Hey! Enough

打我啊你 How dare you!

十三 Shi san!

六啊 Liu,

走走吧 let's go

狗日的 You son of a bitch!

我跟你拼啦 I'm gonna kill you!

哎呀马七大哥 Brother Ma Qi,

得罪得罪 I'm so sorry

这是哪里 Where am I?

阿爹 Dad

你们是淮 Who are you?

里正爷 Chief,

您老 don't you

不认识我们啦 recognize us?

好像认识 I think so…

又好像不认识 Maybe… I don't know……

怎么样 Should we get going?

走吧 Let's go

走 go

动啊 Move!

走 go

你又来了 What are you doing?

我让你不吱声 Are you leaving or not?

走不走走不走 Are we going or what?

爷 我问你 Chief, do you know

我们是谁啊 who we are?

爷我问你 Chief, do you know

我们都是谁啊 who we are?

阿爹阿爹 Dad!

阿爹 Dad!

完了 Cut it out, old man!

那两个王八 Those two

又跑了 bastards escaped again!

那赶紧追啊 Quick, go after them!

干啥 What's going on?

做反是不是 You're rebelling?

嗯 Um

你们跑啥呀 Why are you running?

我们走了 we're leaving

回家种地了 going back home to farm

杀了人就跑 You'd run away after committing murder?

是不是汉子 How can you call yourself a man?

你再说一句 Say that again!

再说一句又如何 Maybe I will!

十三骂他们 Shi san, tell them off!

你们呐 You idiots!

真是不知好歹 Your heads are screwed on backwards!

呸 pah

我们帮你们击退了府军 We killed those soldiers to protect you

我们背的是杀头的大罪 now we, ve got a price on our heads

是啊 So?

你们还 And you still…

恩将仇报 You bite the hand that feeds you!

心都让狗吃了 Where, s your conscience?

谁把府军招来的 啊 Who called the soldiers here in the first place?

你们 You did!

谁把罗娘从府军手里救出来的 Who saved Luo Niang from the soldiers?

我们 We did!

好好摸摸你们自己的胸口 Open up your chest

你们的良心都到哪里去了 and search for your heart

没啦全让狗给吃啦 No use! What hearts?

好你们有良心 So you have a conscience

你们跑吧 and yet you think you can get away

跑得远远的 with your crimes and run away!

那又如何 So what!

如何 So what?

陈六 Chen Liu!

要么留下等着府军捉走你 You can either stay here and get arrested

要么就跟你大哥逃的远远的 or leave with your brother

没意思在这儿杀人 There's no use killing anyone else!

罗娘 Luo Niang

这两个贼人凶悍得很 these men are dangerous

你小心点 Be careful

姑娘 Lady,

可不能这么说话 watch what you say!

我们这不叫逃跑你怎么就 We're not on the run, don't you……

你咋就不明白呢 Don't you understand?

就算我们逃 Even if we leave

也是正大光明地逃 we will go with our heads held high!

我们这不是逃跑 We are not running away!

你把金子拿出来 Show us the gold

再说逃不逃的事儿 before you talk about leaving!

啥金子 What gold?

哎 ah

你说的金子你倒给忘了 Have you forgotten about the gold?

你把金子事跟他们说了 Did you tell them about the gold?

我说的 Me?

你说的 You brought it up!

不可能 Impossible

别跟他说话 Don't speak to him

你说啥他说啥 he will repeat whatever you say

你说啥他说啥 He will repeat whatever you say

喂 Ah

喂 Ah

来来来吃药啦 Come, come, take this medicine

我这个药啊 Come, come, take this medicine

长得不好看 This medicine may not look good……

别说了 吃 Shut up and drink

喝 Drink

爹爹 Dad

别动 Stay still

喝 Drink up

爹 Dad

这事要有耐心 Be patient

其实你看 In fact you see

别人家的姑娘也挺不错的 there are other ladies

你看那谁他们家的纯娘 that aren't too bad You can also consider Lady Chun

也特别好 She, s all right

陈六爷 Uncle Chen Liu,

喝碗水吧 have some water

哎呀 谢谢娘子 Thank you

许人家了么 You got a man?

一干农活 I keep busy in the fields

我这心里就敞快

罗娘回来啦 Luo Niang, you are back?

爹爹 Dad, Dad,

罗娘回来啦 Luo Niang, s back!

马七大哥 Brother Ma Qi,

你家的罗娘回来了 Luo Niang is back

来爹 Here, give it to me

给我一碗 Hey, give me a bowl of water

爹爹 Dad

别让罗娘乱跑了 Ah Don't let Luo Niang run around

天快黑了 it's getting dark

这位老伯请了 Uncle! Please!

啊 Ah?

小生游历到此 I'm just stopping by

想讨一碗水喝 for a bowl of water

啊 Ah?

渴啦 喝水 I'm thirsty I need some water

又是一个讨水喝的 Another one that wants water…

有酒 We have wine

你不是强盗吧 Are you a robber?

道长食尽 After a long and famished joumey

苦口焦唇 my mouth is like a desert plain

今日醉饱 Now drunk and full

乐过千春 I am as happy that I had lived one thousand summers!

你从哪里来啊 Where are you from?

说话还很雅致 You speak so eloquently

听都听不懂 I can hardly understand you

您这是要去哪儿啊 Where are you going?

我思仙人乃在碧海之东隅 I have heard tell that an Immortal lives by the Eastem Ocean…

我要上东海找神仙去 I shall travel east to make his acquaintance

哦 oh

这是喝多了啊 He's drunk

今晚月色真好 Tonight the moonlight is beautiful

我要吟诗一首 Let me recite a poem!

童儿 Boy!

我说你记 Inscribe this for me

床前明月光 I stand by my bed in the moonlight

疑是地上霜 Bright like frost that covers the ground

是啊 Yes

举头望明月 I look up and see the bright moon

低头思故乡 I look down and long for my home

是啊 So do I

先生 Sir

啊 再来一碗 Come, let's have another drink

我打问打问 May I ask

你们这些诗人 how do you

靠什么活着啊 poets make a living?

你们也不种地 you don't farm

也不经商 Don't trade

也不当兵 Don't fight

也不打劫 or rob…

我们 I make a living by selling my poems

卖诗为生 body and soul

卖身太辛苦了 It must be hard to make a living by selling your body

就是啊 Agreed

不是卖身 No, I don't sell my body

是卖诗为生 I just sell my poems

你看啊 Look,

我刚刚写下的这首诗歌 the poem I just recited is

我叫它作 called

《静夜思》 Thoughts on a Silent Night,

我把它拿到长安城去 I will take this to Chang'an city

长安城那些喜欢诗歌的 to sell to

达官贵人们一看 the rich nobles

很是喜欢 They will pay me

他们就把那些金银财宝都给我 to write more poems

让我多写一些这样的诗歌 Let me write more of these poems

你们呢 How about you?

靠什么维生啊 How do you make your living?

打猎 Hunting

我明天跟你们一块去打猎吧 Then I shall go hunting with you tomorrow

您呐还是离开这吧 No, you, d better leave here

这个村子您呆不住啊 This village is not a good place to linger

月色正好 All right then I shall depart

我要上路了 in this pleasant moonlight

童儿 Boy,

我们上路了 let us away!

再会 I shall see you again

海客乘天风 Sailing with the win

将船远行役 traveling far away

譬如云中鸟 Like a bird in the sky

一去无踪迹 Disappearing without a trace

杀你比杀猪还容易 Killing you would be easier than killing a pig

你这裤扣 How do you

怎么打开 untie this damn thing?

陈六爷都要留下了 Chen Liu has decided to stay

爹 Dad

兄弟 Brother,

跟我走吧 come with me!

咱门还当强盗去 How can you abandon our way of life?

外面 The treasure!

一天下的女人跟财宝 The women?

十三 Shi san,

你 you

你留下吧 why don't you stay with me

你把鹦哥娶了 Marry Ying Ge

生个儿子再养几头牛 have some children raise some cows!

我告诉你 I'll tell you what

你要留下 You leave with me

罗娘就得死 or Luo Niang is dead

罗娘死 If she dies,

我就死 I'll die with her!

好 good

我这就让你死 Then you're dead!

我从来没离开过这儿 I've never ventured

外头 beyond the forest

是什么样的 What's the world outside like?

我说不请楚 It's hard to describe…

一定 Must

很有意思 be very interesting

姑娘 lady

要不然 Why don't

随我们离开这 you just come with us?}

我不走 I don't want to leave my home!

姑娘 lady

我让你看一个好玩的 Let me show you something

十三 十三 Shi san! Shi san!

没事吧 Are you all right?

别碰我 Touch me again

再碰我 Touch me again

死给你看 and I will kill myself right now

十三 Shi san,

别杀罗娘了 don't kill Luo Niang

我跟你走 I'll leave with you

你站这儿干啥 What are you doing here?

上面写的啥意思呀 What's written up there?

我不认得 I can't read. I dunno

那你跟真神似的站在门口 Well, then why are you just standing there?

我还以为你知道呢 I thought you knew

我知道意思 I know the general meaning

啥意思啊 What does it mean?

我不能说 I can't tell you

呸 pah

四郎 四郎来了 Silang is coming he should know

他认得他认得 He can read!

来来来 Come over here

小哥 Buddy, take a look

这上写的啥意思啊 what's written up there?

本衬里正 The Chief is sick

啥伤患病

闭门休养 He is resting at home and

不理村政

三日之后 cannot be on duty for three days

再理村政

他老人家病了 My father is not well

得休息几天 and has to rest for a few days

你们这些傻东西 You idiots must stop pestering him

别去打扰他了

那是那是 Sure, sure

罗娘 Luo Niang, Luo Niang!

你到底怎么了 What's the matter?

你别哭啊罗娘 Don't cry,

罗娘 Luo Niang

个老东西 That old bastard

上面写的啥 What does it say?

乡亲们 Folks,

你们赶紧投亲奔戚去吧 You must join your relatives

赵六思这个老东西 the Chief has gone to report the case

他跑去报官了 He ran to notify the local government

府军马上就到 The government troops will arrive immediately

他们一来 When they come

你们全都得遭殃啊 All of you have to suffer for it

里正爷没报官 Chief didn't call the soldiers

里正爷上茅房了 He's sick in bed!

府军来了也是抓你们 They are here to arrest you

我们跑个鸟毛 Why should we run?

十三 Shi san!

哪儿来的 Where did you get it?

常山赵子龙的 It's Chang Shan Zhao Zi Long's armor!

快跑 Hurry! Run!

四郎 Silang

罗娘 Luo Niang

四郎 Silang

四郎 Silang

罗娘 罗娘 Luo Niang, Luo Niang!

罗娘 Luo Niang!

官军来了快跑 The soldiers are coming! Run!

哎这边这边 Over here!

凡我村民 All villagers stay inside

都别出门 and don't come out

府军指挥 The soldiers are here

捉拿强盗 to arrest the robbers

凡我村民 All villagers stay inside

都别出门 and don't come out!

官军来啦快跑 The soldiers are coming, run!

孙子 to arrest the robbers

你在不在啊 Grandson, are you there?

我在呢 I'm here!

我听见谁叫唤呢 I heard someone shouting

里正爷叫唤呢 It's the Chief shouting

你别说话了 Grandma, be quiet

小娘皮跑哪儿去了 Where did the girl run to?

这 This is

嘘 Hush

过来 Come over here!

孙子 Grandson

你翻箱倒柜的 You've been rummaging through

找什么呢啊 what are you looking for?

奶奶 grandma

别动啊 Don't move

村里 in the village

进了野猪了 there are wild boars

那你得把长寿看好了 You'd better watch out for Chang Shou

那孩子疯跑啊 That kid is always running around

哎 Sure

不是说两个强盗吗 Didn't you say there are only two robbers?

到底几个 How many are there?

是 是两个啊 just two of them

你不老实 You lie!

你跟强盗一党 You are in cahoots with the robbers

哎哟 指挥爷呀 Oh no, General

可不敢说笑啊 please don't joke

嘘 Silence

指挥爷 General!

这大屋可有五百多年 Please don't this building has been here for five hundred years

杀 Kill 'em all!

村民和强盗一党 The villagers and robbers are in it together

杀光男人 Kill all the men!

听我说 Listen to me, you have to

逃出这个村子 leave this village at once!

跑得越远越好 Run as far as you can

快跑 and run quickly

那你呢 What about you?

长寿 Chang Shou

别乱跑成么 stop running, okay?

吃吧 Eat this,

香呢 its delicious

你还没死呢 You're still alive?

哎呀 Ah!

没呢 For now……

你呢 what about you?

我也没死 I'm also…not dead yet…

哎 Ah!

鹦哥救我 Ying Ge. Help me

你杀人啦 you killed someone?

我杀人了 Yes, I did.

你呢 What about you?

我把他们当猪 I slaughtered them like pigs

他娘的 You bastard

竟敢羞辱我 how dare you humiliate me!

阿爹 阿爹 Dad! Dad!

四郎 Silang!

罗娘 Luo Niang

罗娘 Luo Niang

嫁给我 marry me

什么 What?

嫁给我 Marry me!

你嫁给我 Please, marry me

几百年 This village has been here for

上千年的一个村 hundreds and thousands of years

没了 and now it's all gone

官兵不来 Loyalist don't come

我们也就走了 We also went away

你们要不来的话 If you two weren't here

我也不会招官军 I also can't recruit loyalist

你非要跟这 So you want to go with

陈六这个匹夫 this bastard Chen Liu, right?

一起是不是 Together, right?

我已经 已经 I have already…

已经是我的人了 She's mine

我走之后 After we leave, don't send

别再报官了 啊 contact the courts ever again

可是 大唐律法 But……according to Tang Dynasty law……

我不是让你跑么 Didn't I tell you to run?

跑得远远的 Run far away

你瞧瞧你 Look at you…

十三 Shi san!

你别说 Don't talk!

你听说我 Listen to me

你别说话了 Don't talk!

我告诉你啊 Let me tell you…

别说话了 Just don't talk,

别说话 don't talk!

六 Liu

陈六 Chen Liu,

不要杀他 don't kill him

我跟你走 I'll leave with you!

不敢杀啦 Stop killing!

这个村已经没有人啦 There is no one left in this village!

不许打架 No more fighting, please!

都乖乖的坐着 Just sit down and be good!

长寿 Chang Shou!

十三 Shi san

你把东西弄哪儿去啦 where did you hide our stuff?

啊 ah

你不是说藏得好好的吗 Didn't you say everything is safe?

你跟我说一声啊 You should have told me!

我什么事都听你的 I always do what you say

你咋还骗我 How could you lie to me?

啊 ah

你咋还骗我 How could you trick me?

你他娘的是啥玩意儿啊 You goddamn bastard!

呸 bah

你他娘的是啥玩意儿啊 What game are you playing with me?

长寿 Chang Shou

快过来 come here

别在雨里淋着 don't stand in the rain

长寿啊 Chang Shou

我困了 I'm tired

要睡觉了 I must sleep now

乖儿子 Good son, come and kneel

给十三叔叔磕头 and bow to your uncle Shi san

咱们就回家啦 then we can go home

快过来 Come over here

十三呐 Shi san,

我找你来啦 I'm coming for you

“稻子正好可以酿美酒” We brew our wine from the rice harvest

“稻子正好可以煮粥喝” We boil our porridge from the rice harvest

“种稻子啊忙着收获” We plant our rice

“收获时节定在七月” and wait for the harvest in July

“七月流火正是凉快” My son tums one year old

“我家小儿长了一岁” in the cool summer harvest

“我家娘子梳头抹脸” My wife combs her hair and powders

“脸上擦的是鹅黄粉啊” her face with yellow dust