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you

you

you [ __ ] this is not private property

[ __ ] this is not private property

[ __ ] this is not private property come on

come on

come on jesus you too

jesus you too

jesus you too the hell here i know

it's cold out i don't want you to get

it's cold out i don't want you to get

it's cold out i don't want you to get sick

here you're hovering of course i am

here you're hovering of course i am

here you're hovering of course i am that's what mothers do

that's what mothers do

that's what mothers do there okay i love you

there okay i love you

there okay i love you it's good to have you home sweetie

it's good to have you home sweetie

it's good to have you home sweetie it is

we missed you

we missed you

we missed you let's do that again that was fun

oh god i've got too much to do

it's called the city of trees but why do

it's called the city of trees but why do

it's called the city of trees but why do i feel like i can't breathe

i feel like i can't breathe

i feel like i can't breathe don't be so dramatic

high school was [ __ ] weird i was

high school was [ __ ] weird i was

high school was [ __ ] weird i was weird about it

weird about it

weird about it i don't know man i just feel like you

i don't know man i just feel like you

i don't know man i just feel like you were good

were good

were good i feel like it was always good

i feel like it was always good

i feel like it was always good years of practice you practice at it

years of practice you practice at it

years of practice you practice at it yeah that's what you do i just feel like

yeah that's what you do i just feel like

yeah that's what you do i just feel like i made a decision to

i made a decision to

i made a decision to just kind of say [ __ ] it and just be who

just kind of say [ __ ] it and just be who

just kind of say [ __ ] it and just be who i wanted to be

i wanted to be

i wanted to be in high school yeah i'm kind of a

in high school yeah i'm kind of a

in high school yeah i'm kind of a kind of a cool guy

okay you can go now

okay you can go now

okay you can go now um you want me to leave okay i'll just

um you want me to leave okay i'll just

um you want me to leave okay i'll just get all right

just wasn't on my graph chart

just wasn't on my graph chart

just wasn't on my graph chart i feel like my life has always been just

i feel like my life has always been just

i feel like my life has always been just kind of a straight line you know just

you've never really changed not in a bad

you've never really changed not in a bad

you've never really changed not in a bad way though

way though

way though and yeah really yeah

and yeah really yeah

and yeah really yeah yeah i mean not that i'm like give me a

yeah i mean not that i'm like give me a

yeah i mean not that i'm like give me a comma better

comma better

comma better thanks i appreciate that no you never

thanks i appreciate that no you never

thanks i appreciate that no you never you know

yeah i feel like yours is

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a sound wave of a a really

a sound wave of a a really

a sound wave of a a really really complex

really complex

really complex techno song you're an

techno song you're an

techno song you're an [ __ ] that's me or like a heartbeat or

[ __ ] that's me or like a heartbeat or

[ __ ] that's me or like a heartbeat or something

something

something like more rhythm to it one with a murmur

like more rhythm to it one with a murmur

like more rhythm to it one with a murmur though

i guess no one knew me in high school

i guess no one knew me in high school

i guess no one knew me in high school unless the people that

unless the people that

unless the people that i mean i don't know there were some that

i mean i don't know there were some that

i mean i don't know there were some that really knew me

really knew me

really knew me yeah it was you yeah that's me the one

yeah it was you yeah that's me the one

yeah it was you yeah that's me the one you know the ones you know

you know the ones you know

you know the ones you know you know you know yeah

you know you know yeah

you know you know yeah i don't know do you think that's why

i don't know do you think that's why

i don't know do you think that's why maybe you didn't get invited to the

maybe you didn't get invited to the

maybe you didn't get invited to the tenure union

why would i care though it's time for

why would i care though it's time for

why would i care though it's time for yourself i don't want to burp

the popular ones are just married and

the popular ones are just married and

the popular ones are just married and half our kids are

half our kids are

half our kids are gross the weirdos are making it happen

gross the weirdos are making it happen

gross the weirdos are making it happen in life

in life

in life [ __ ] do i care yeah yeah yeah

[ __ ] do i care yeah yeah yeah

[ __ ] do i care yeah yeah yeah [ __ ] you ryan langley

[ __ ] you donna hughes yeah what the [ __ ]

[ __ ] you donna hughes yeah what the [ __ ]

[ __ ] you donna hughes yeah what the [ __ ] my name is started using it

[ __ ] you derek malek that's too many

[ __ ] you derek malek that's too many

[ __ ] you derek malek that's too many consonants in a name derek

consonants in a name derek

consonants in a name derek malek shut up

[ __ ] you sophie michaels

[ __ ] you sophie michaels

[ __ ] you sophie michaels she's actually still pretty hot and kind

she's actually still pretty hot and kind

she's actually still pretty hot and kind of nice actually

of nice actually

of nice actually how how how is that fair

how how how is that fair

how how how is that fair what the [ __ ] is that fair

do i smell smoke

yeah listen you need to go to bed really

yeah listen you need to go to bed really

yeah listen you need to go to bed really soon because we got to get to the

soon because we got to get to the

soon because we got to get to the grocery store really early tomorrow why

grocery store really early tomorrow why

grocery store really early tomorrow why because they're having a sale on turkeys

because they're having a sale on turkeys

because they're having a sale on turkeys i don't know why we're so afraid of your

i don't know why we're so afraid of your

i don't know why we're so afraid of your mom

how old are we again

old enough yeah i just can't believe you

old enough yeah i just can't believe you

old enough yeah i just can't believe you make it back here every year for this

make it back here every year for this

make it back here every year for this i have nostalgia man it gets me every

i have nostalgia man it gets me every

i have nostalgia man it gets me every time

time

time you make it back for easter i love

easter

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[Music]

[Music] i'd better not see anyone i know here is

i'd better not see anyone i know here is

i'd better not see anyone i know here is your decision to come out pajamas not

your decision to come out pajamas not

your decision to come out pajamas not mine

mine

mine you know what time it is so when did you

you know what time it is so when did you

you know what time it is so when did you decide that hair color

decide that hair color

decide that hair color i'm gonna get the cranberry sauce you

i'm gonna get the cranberry sauce you

i'm gonna get the cranberry sauce you decided it when you birthed me mom

oh hey it's sophie look who it is sophie

oh hey it's sophie look who it is sophie

oh hey it's sophie look who it is sophie hey sophie hi

hey sophie hi

hey sophie hi oh hey what's up hi look who's home

oh hey what's up hi look who's home

oh hey what's up hi look who's home it's her first holiday home in seven

it's her first holiday home in seven

it's her first holiday home in seven years

years

years ainsley yeah i know who you are we went

ainsley yeah i know who you are we went

ainsley yeah i know who you are we went to

to

to school together for like 12 years

uh are you here for the 10-year reunion

no i i actually wasn't invited to that

no i i actually wasn't invited to that

no i i actually wasn't invited to that oh

oh

oh this is awkward yeah

i'm just here for holidays and stuff oh

i'm just here for holidays and stuff oh

i'm just here for holidays and stuff oh cool

cool

cool yeah are you gonna be around friday for

yeah are you gonna be around friday for

yeah are you gonna be around friday for the sweater party

the sweater party

the sweater party oh i wouldn't miss it it's supposed to

oh i wouldn't miss it it's supposed to

oh i wouldn't miss it it's supposed to be freezing tomorrow night so i'll see

be freezing tomorrow night so i'll see

be freezing tomorrow night so i'll see you then too

you then too

you then too okay that's great thank you great

gotta go call my number bye

gotta go call my number bye

gotta go call my number bye [Music]

[Music]

[Music] she comes over to cover the plants when

she comes over to cover the plants when

she comes over to cover the plants when it gets cold she's a nice girl

it gets cold she's a nice girl

it gets cold she's a nice girl what's her number 39.

hey what's the rush hold on

all right

all right

all right [Music]

that's mine

okay gotta get dad some soda you know i

okay gotta get dad some soda you know i

okay gotta get dad some soda you know i like this soda

like this soda

like this soda pineapple crush he'd love that

okay

oh yeah oh yeah

so

so

did you say hi to celsie

go out here and help her i'm tired um

go out here and help her i'm tired um

go out here and help her i'm tired um i'm really tired

night

so you live in l.a yep

so you live in l.a yep

so you live in l.a yep i don't live too far from here

i don't live too far from here

i don't live too far from here i'm sure you still have better things to

i'm sure you still have better things to

i'm sure you still have better things to do than

do than

do than this seems like it kind of requires a

this seems like it kind of requires a

this seems like it kind of requires a lot

not really like what

checking the weather i do that most days

checking the weather i do that most days

checking the weather i do that most days anyway

you're not used to the cold weather

you're not used to the cold weather

you're not used to the cold weather anymore huh

anymore huh

anymore huh not really

you know last year when i was

you know last year when i was

you know last year when i was out here covering everything real

out here covering everything real

out here covering everything real snowflakes started falling

snowflakes started falling

snowflakes started falling i've never seen that before

i've never seen that before

i've never seen that before real life ones as opposed to the fake

ones

ones

ones uh i'd only seen the paper ones used to

uh i'd only seen the paper ones used to

uh i'd only seen the paper ones used to cut out in school

it's crazy you know you think you know a

it's crazy you know you think you know a

it's crazy you know you think you know a place

place

place so well but it still surprises you

so well but it still surprises you

so well but it still surprises you that is crazy surprising is definitely

that is crazy surprising is definitely

that is crazy surprising is definitely the last word i'd use for this place

the last word i'd use for this place

the last word i'd use for this place it's kind of the beauty of it though

i'd say it's more the anxiety-inducing

i'd say it's more the anxiety-inducing

i'd say it's more the anxiety-inducing part

thank you for helping but you know you

thank you for helping but you know you

thank you for helping but you know you don't have to

it's okay

you good then yeah i'm good cool

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[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] ah

ah

ah [Music]

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] ah

[Music]

ah

ah

ah [Music]

hmm

hmm

hmm [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] hmm

is like an ugly sweater party or what

is like an ugly sweater party or what

is like an ugly sweater party or what it's just a sweater party

it's just a sweater party

it's just a sweater party no and i have one here from your aunt

no and i have one here from your aunt

no and i have one here from your aunt sheridan you're going to wear

sheridan you're going to wear

sheridan you're going to wear no mom i brought sweaters too bad

oh come on make your dad happy he'd love

oh come on make your dad happy he'd love

oh come on make your dad happy he'd love to see you in it

how long sophie been helping you

she just helps with the plants um i

she just helps with the plants um i

she just helps with the plants um i don't know like

don't know like

don't know like four winters

why because my carpal tunnel when it's

why because my carpal tunnel when it's

why because my carpal tunnel when it's frozen it hurts worse

frozen it hurts worse

frozen it hurts worse do you pair no i don't she works all

do you pair no i don't she works all

do you pair no i don't she works all over town in those community gardens you

over town in those community gardens you

over town in those community gardens you know

know

know she does yeah and um

she does yeah and um

she does yeah and um you know when i tell her about your big

you know when i tell her about your big

you know when i tell her about your big fancy job

fancy job

fancy job she's very impressed with you stop

she's very impressed with you stop

she's very impressed with you stop yeah and whenever i talk about your big

yeah and whenever i talk about your big

yeah and whenever i talk about your big fancy job i mean ears just seem to

fancy job i mean ears just seem to

fancy job i mean ears just seem to perk up i even made my doctor subscribe

you know i just don't understand why

you know i just don't understand why

you know i just don't understand why they don't put your pictures in the

they don't put your pictures in the

they don't put your pictures in the magazine you're much more talented than

magazine you're much more talented than

magazine you're much more talented than all those

all those

all those stuffy photographers that's not how it

stuffy photographers that's not how it

stuffy photographers that's not how it works mom

you have to get it approved by a lot of

you have to get it approved by a lot of

you have to get it approved by a lot of people before you can get printed

what time's kelly get here oh she's

what time's kelly get here oh she's

what time's kelly get here oh she's gonna get here about

gonna get here about

gonna get here about nine o'clock oh god i gotta prepare you

nine o'clock oh god i gotta prepare you

nine o'clock oh god i gotta prepare you know she's gonna show up with a whole

know she's gonna show up with a whole

know she's gonna show up with a whole neighborhood like she always does

neighborhood like she always does

neighborhood like she always does pumpkin pie hungry daddy oh come on come

pumpkin pie hungry daddy oh come on come

pumpkin pie hungry daddy oh come on come on i'm gonna love this

on i'm gonna love this

on i'm gonna love this i already got it started i'm really not

i already got it started i'm really not

i already got it started i'm really not hungry

hungry

hungry goodbye jesus come on my poopy face this

goodbye jesus come on my poopy face this

goodbye jesus come on my poopy face this is your holiday

is your holiday

is your holiday pie it's the little one

okay that's what i wanted that's the

okay that's what i wanted that's the

okay that's what i wanted that's the smile

smile

smile oh

it's your sweater huh

um you're gonna wear that

um you're gonna wear that

um you're gonna wear that that is so sweet of you

that is so sweet of you

that is so sweet of you okay all right more pie

pie close the door

uh

hmm

oh boy the pot roast

help nope nope you just just sit down

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] isn't this a new year song

come on come on

[Music]

would you please pour sophie's away

[Music]

oh yeah thank you that's very nice

oh yeah thank you that's very nice

oh yeah thank you that's very nice [Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] it was a mutual

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[Music]

[Laughter]

for a week yeah a toast to togetherness

for a week yeah a toast to togetherness

for a week yeah a toast to togetherness yeah and to my beautiful baby daughter

yeah and to my beautiful baby daughter

yeah and to my beautiful baby daughter ainsley for being home

ainsley for being home

ainsley for being home and to her job for allowing it

and to her job for allowing it

and to her job for allowing it and to my other beautiful daughter kelly

and to my other beautiful daughter kelly

and to my other beautiful daughter kelly and her love of many things

and her love of many things

and her love of many things and to new recipes with glazed carrots

and to new recipes with glazed carrots

and to new recipes with glazed carrots this year i hope you all like them

this year i hope you all like them

this year i hope you all like them you can um it's so good i have brussels

you can um it's so good i have brussels

you can um it's so good i have brussels sprouts too i roast them with

sprouts too i roast them with

sprouts too i roast them with cloves of garlic a toast of cloves of

cloves of garlic a toast of cloves of

cloves of garlic a toast of cloves of garlic wait a minute

garlic wait a minute

garlic wait a minute garlic you're just in the garden i am

garlic you're just in the garden i am

garlic you're just in the garden i am toasting garlic you're not writing a

toasting garlic you're not writing a

toasting garlic you're not writing a novel down there let's

novel down there let's

novel down there let's let's just we're hungry come on now i

let's just we're hungry come on now i

let's just we're hungry come on now i wasn't finished yet i thought you were

wasn't finished yet i thought you were

wasn't finished yet i thought you were winding

winding

winding no we have more people to say

no we have more people to say

no we have more people to say all right okay thank everybody that's

all right okay thank everybody that's

all right okay thank everybody that's here and let's eat please

here and let's eat please

here and let's eat please all right and everybody that's not here

cheers

hey

hey

hey hey

hey

hey

hey

hey hey

you look ridiculous

you feel okay yeah

you feel okay yeah

you feel okay yeah no we'll go we'll go soon we'll go soon

no we'll go we'll go soon we'll go soon

no we'll go we'll go soon we'll go soon yeah it was fun it was a lot of fun i'll

yeah it was fun it was a lot of fun i'll

yeah it was fun it was a lot of fun i'll be home

be home

be home in a few though i'm gonna leave really

in a few though i'm gonna leave really

in a few though i'm gonna leave really soon

soon

soon yeah try to fall asleep okay i love you

yeah try to fall asleep okay i love you

yeah try to fall asleep okay i love you too

too

too bye

hey hey

try and outlast everyone food coma

try and outlast everyone food coma

try and outlast everyone food coma right me too

right me too

right me too what what no nothing

it's weird that you're at my house it's

it's weird that you're at my house it's

it's weird that you're at my house it's weird right

weird right

weird right no i'm at your house more than you're at

no i'm at your house more than you're at

no i'm at your house more than you're at your house

i hope they have uber here this town's

i hope they have uber here this town's

i hope they have uber here this town's not too small

not too small

not too small no you just call your friends

no you just call your friends

no you just call your friends they're not conditional you know not

they're not conditional you know not

they're not conditional you know not like the ones in the big cities

like the ones in the big cities

like the ones in the big cities ouch what do you know about big cities

ouch what do you know about big cities

ouch what do you know about big cities lived in new york for six months six

lived in new york for six months six

lived in new york for six months six months

yeah it wasn't for me which part

yeah it wasn't for me which part

yeah it wasn't for me which part of all of it i see your work

of all of it i see your work

of all of it i see your work your magazine your mom always

your magazine your mom always

your magazine your mom always buys me a copy when it comes out it's

buys me a copy when it comes out it's

buys me a copy when it comes out it's really cool stuff

really cool stuff

really cool stuff thanks

you work with trees now oh you make it

you work with trees now oh you make it

you work with trees now oh you make it sound so glamorous

yeah i guess i hated the city that much

yeah i guess i hated the city that much

yeah i guess i hated the city that much it actually pushed me into it

it actually pushed me into it

it actually pushed me into it no i'm kidding um remember mr lawson's

no i'm kidding um remember mr lawson's

no i'm kidding um remember mr lawson's class

class

class that guy was so nuts nuts

that guy was so nuts nuts

that guy was so nuts nuts nuts but

nuts but

nuts but as i get older i don't know he makes

as i get older i don't know he makes

as i get older i don't know he makes more sense to me he used to have this

more sense to me he used to have this

more sense to me he used to have this saying

saying

saying on his wall the best time to plant a

on his wall the best time to plant a

on his wall the best time to plant a tree

tree

tree was 20 years ago the second best time is

was 20 years ago the second best time is

was 20 years ago the second best time is today

i think maybe i took it too literally

why do you cover her flowers

why do you cover her flowers

why do you cover her flowers why not has to be a reason

why not has to be a reason

why not has to be a reason why do you believe that that there's a

why do you believe that that there's a

why do you believe that that there's a reason for everything

most things yeah

most things yeah

most things yeah probably not going to remember this but

probably not going to remember this but

probably not going to remember this but she gave me

she gave me

she gave me a ride when i was maybe 12

a ride when i was maybe 12

a ride when i was maybe 12 and it was like below freezing out and i

and it was like below freezing out and i

and it was like below freezing out and i was waiting for the bus

was waiting for the bus

was waiting for the bus i do remember that

i got so embarrassed for stopping i i

i got so embarrassed for stopping i i

i got so embarrassed for stopping i i really thought she just wanted to

really thought she just wanted to

really thought she just wanted to embarrass me

embarrass me

embarrass me honestly i was so mad

it's funny how people feel different

it's funny how people feel different

it's funny how people feel different things from the same situation

i should head home yeah

i should head home yeah

i should head home yeah you have one of those unconditional

you have one of those unconditional

you have one of those unconditional friends to pick you up huh

friends to pick you up huh

friends to pick you up huh no i'm gonna walk i like walking

no i'm gonna walk i like walking

no i'm gonna walk i like walking i can walk you no you don't have to i'm

i can walk you no you don't have to i'm

i can walk you no you don't have to i'm not tired

not tired

not tired i'm really not well then who's gonna

i'm really not well then who's gonna

i'm really not well then who's gonna walk you home

walk you home

walk you home a good question

is it more dangerous around here than i

is it more dangerous around here than i

is it more dangerous around here than i remember

well we

well we

well we did have a gang try to form

did have a gang try to form

did have a gang try to form once like four years ago but they quit

once like four years ago but they quit

once like four years ago but they quit they quit you can't quit i thought you

they quit you can't quit i thought you

they quit you can't quit i thought you have to kill each other or something

have to kill each other or something

have to kill each other or something yeah i don't know

um

um

wow

i forgot how cold it is here

i forgot how cold it is here

i forgot how cold it is here and i survived it went to new york

what are city trying to say i mean i

what are city trying to say i mean i

what are city trying to say i mean i never knew you that well but

never knew you that well but

never knew you that well but i never took you for a complainer

that's probably why you left probably

yeah

sorry about your dad

i read about it online at really sorry

i read about it online at really sorry

i read about it online at really sorry yeah thanks we weren't

yeah thanks we weren't

yeah thanks we weren't super close when he passed so

really sorry i think it was

really sorry i think it was

really sorry i think it was the unexpected part that threw me off

the unexpected part that threw me off

the unexpected part that threw me off the most

you know when i was a kid i wrote up

you know when i was a kid i wrote up

you know when i was a kid i wrote up this curve too fast

this curve too fast

this curve too fast that's how i got the score here

that's how i got the score here

that's how i got the score here this curve yeah this one this is very

this curve yeah this one this is very

this curve yeah this one this is very curved

yeah good times

i just remember thinking my mom was

i just remember thinking my mom was

i just remember thinking my mom was gonna be so pissed at me

gonna be so pissed at me

gonna be so pissed at me why i don't know

why i don't know

why i don't know i guess i was a worried kid

but no i i borrowed my sister's bike and

but no i i borrowed my sister's bike and

but no i i borrowed my sister's bike and i kind of

i kind of

i kind of scratched up the front i uh

convinced her to let me take it because

convinced her to let me take it because

convinced her to let me take it because she uh

she uh

she uh wanted some sour watermelon gummies from

wanted some sour watermelon gummies from

wanted some sour watermelon gummies from the store and i told her i'd get them

the store and i told her i'd get them

the store and i told her i'd get them for her

for her

for her it's the only reason she said yes and

it's the only reason she said yes and

it's the only reason she said yes and i flipped over the handlebars and

i rode back home freaked out

i rode back home freaked out

i rode back home freaked out i hid by the trash can and

i hid by the trash can and

i hid by the trash can and yeah i didn't go back in

yeah i didn't go back in

yeah i didn't go back in i just thought they'd be

more worried than mad at me

more worried than mad at me

more worried than mad at me what happened when you went inside well

what happened when you went inside well

what happened when you went inside well i mean i got hungry waiting outside so i

i mean i got hungry waiting outside so i

i mean i got hungry waiting outside so i ate the gummies

ate the gummies

ate the gummies and then uh they were pissed they were

and then uh they were pissed they were

and then uh they were pissed they were so pissed

so pissed

so pissed what you messed up for bike and you ate

what you messed up for bike and you ate

what you messed up for bike and you ate her gummies

her gummies

her gummies yeah i mean i wasn't that smart but

yeah i mean i wasn't that smart but

yeah i mean i wasn't that smart but i guess you were no i i really wasn't

i guess you were no i i really wasn't

i guess you were no i i really wasn't i guess i was just open the wire now

this is me here

thanks for walking me home yeah of

thanks for walking me home yeah of

thanks for walking me home yeah of course

bye good night

well long story short i'd i'd been with

well long story short i'd i'd been with

well long story short i'd i'd been with him for 27 years and

him for 27 years and

him for 27 years and i had a loss in the family and they

i had a loss in the family and they

i had a loss in the family and they they let me go

no sir it wasn't

no but well i missed a week or two

no but well i missed a week or two

no but well i missed a week or two maybe two weeks but you can be sure that

maybe two weeks but you can be sure that

maybe two weeks but you can be sure that won't happen again

won't happen again

won't happen again you can be assured

um sure yeah you can call them yeah sure

um sure yeah you can call them yeah sure

um sure yeah you can call them yeah sure of course do your due diligence and all

of course do your due diligence and all

of course do your due diligence and all uh when can i expect to hear from you

uh when can i expect to hear from you

uh when can i expect to hear from you again

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] okay well

okay well

okay well all right well thanks for considering me

all right well thanks for considering me

all right well thanks for considering me anyway you know uh yeah you have a good

anyway you know uh yeah you have a good

anyway you know uh yeah you have a good holiday too

holiday too

holiday too uh okay i appreciate it yeah

hey

hey

hey

hey potatoes

celery

small ones are weird

hey you want to get a coffee

at 4pm

okay

oh okay this coffee is really bad

oh okay this coffee is really bad

oh okay this coffee is really bad is it

is it

is it it tastes like mud do you not taste that

it tastes like mud do you not taste that

it tastes like mud do you not taste that i don't really drink coffee so i don't

i don't really drink coffee so i don't

i don't really drink coffee so i don't have a palette for what's good and bad

have a palette for what's good and bad

have a palette for what's good and bad you know

you know

you know then why'd you say yes to having a

then why'd you say yes to having a

then why'd you say yes to having a coffee

coffee

coffee i was cold warming me up i can almost

i was cold warming me up i can almost

i was cold warming me up i can almost feel my fingers again so we're

feel my fingers again so we're

feel my fingers again so we're getting better

i love this song

i should probably get going i uh just

i should probably get going i uh just

i should probably get going i uh just celery soup without the celery you know

celery soup without the celery you know

celery soup without the celery you know my mom's gonna be awake

my mom's gonna be awake

my mom's gonna be awake just listen to this

just listen to this

just listen to this in heavenly peace

in heavenly peace

in heavenly peace [Music]

[Music]

[Music] so are you married or have kids

so are you married or have kids

so are you married or have kids anything that's a funny way of asking

no i am in a relationship though

no i am in a relationship though

no i am in a relationship though okay several several

okay several several

okay several several okay yeah with all the trees that i take

okay yeah with all the trees that i take

okay yeah with all the trees that i take care of

care of

care of right right

right right

right right are you no i uh i almost was i think

are you no i uh i almost was i think

are you no i uh i almost was i think married you think

married you think

married you think uh yeah i was close to asking but

uh yeah i was close to asking but

uh yeah i was close to asking but stuff happens you know

she cheated on me it's okay

she cheated on me it's okay

she cheated on me it's okay i'm sorry honestly it was probably the

i'm sorry honestly it was probably the

i'm sorry honestly it was probably the best thing that's ever happened to me

best thing that's ever happened to me

best thing that's ever happened to me the best maybe not the best

the trees don't mind your

the trees don't mind your

the trees don't mind your non-exclusivity oh no they're very open

should we spike this coffee kicker as i

should we spike this coffee kicker as i

should we spike this coffee kicker as i said

said

said yes yes

[Music]

so mr lawson he

so mr lawson he

so mr lawson he married the old bio teacher do you

married the old bio teacher do you

married the old bio teacher do you remember

remember

remember miss richard she was so old so

miss richard she was so old so

miss richard she was so old so when i was in school i know right

when i was in school i know right

when i was in school i know right yeah no i uh i really can't he obviously

yeah no i uh i really can't he obviously

yeah no i uh i really can't he obviously didn't feel the same way

didn't feel the same way

didn't feel the same way i don't know i don't i don't know if

i don't know i don't i don't know if

i don't know i don't i don't know if that's

[Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] oh man

oh man

oh man what's happening now what do you mean

what's happening now what do you mean

what's happening now what do you mean what's happening now

what's happening now

what's happening now well uh there's something between us if

well uh there's something between us if

well uh there's something between us if you haven't noticed are you

you haven't noticed are you

you haven't noticed are you gonna go sit in the bleachers i guess

gonna go sit in the bleachers i guess

gonna go sit in the bleachers i guess okay wait hold my drink

okay wait hold my drink

okay wait hold my drink okay wait hold my jacket okay

okay wait hold my jacket okay

okay wait hold my jacket okay anything else no you go

is this what i think it is yeah okay

is this what i think it is yeah okay

is this what i think it is yeah okay it's happening

oh god this is definitely what dreams

oh god this is definitely what dreams

oh god this is definitely what dreams are made of huh

are made of huh

are made of huh i'm ready i'm so ready

i'm ready i'm so ready

i'm ready i'm so ready okay are you ready yeah yeah if you see

okay are you ready yeah yeah if you see

okay are you ready yeah yeah if you see my pom-poms okay okay okay

okay this team is boom

okay this team is boom

okay this team is boom dynamite this team is boom dynamite this

dynamite this team is boom dynamite this

dynamite this team is boom dynamite this game is tick tick tick tick tick tick

game is tick tick tick tick tick tick

game is tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick foom

tick tick foom

tick tick foom dynamite now ready when i say diner you

dynamite now ready when i say diner you

dynamite now ready when i say diner you say my

say my

say my dinah oh that's me my da we're trying

dinah oh that's me my da we're trying

dinah oh that's me my da we're trying that again

that again

that again when i say dinah you say mike dinah my

when i say dinah you say mike dinah my

when i say dinah you say mike dinah my dinah mike go polo

oh god

you still got it in you huh oh i still

you still got it in you huh oh i still

you still got it in you huh oh i still got it you do

i think i tore my jeans when i didn't

i think i tore my jeans when i didn't

i think i tore my jeans when i didn't you never came to any games i went to a

you never came to any games i went to a

you never came to any games i went to a couples it wasn't my thing

couples it wasn't my thing

couples it wasn't my thing oh you were too cool for them oh no i

oh you were too cool for them oh no i

oh you were too cool for them oh no i think i wasn't cool enough

think i wasn't cool enough

think i wasn't cool enough oh you were fine i was fine

oh you were fine i was fine

oh you were fine i was fine fine yeah i mean you're nice you didn't

fine yeah i mean you're nice you didn't

fine yeah i mean you're nice you didn't talk to anyone

talk to anyone

talk to anyone i talked to people i knew well

i'm sorry for what

i'm sorry for what

i'm sorry for what high school kids

a long time ago

yeah and look at you now crazy

you know what we used to call you in

you know what we used to call you in

you know what we used to call you in high school

maybe i don't want to tell you actually

maybe i don't want to tell you actually

maybe i don't want to tell you actually wait wait wait

wait wait wait

wait wait wait okay um

okay um

okay um so sophie michaels i can't believe i'm

so sophie michaels i can't believe i'm

so sophie michaels i can't believe i'm telling you this

telling you this

telling you this we we used to say we used to say

we we used to say we used to say

we we used to say we used to say we could buy art supplies like nu

that doesn't even make sense

that doesn't even make sense

that doesn't even make sense [Music]

[Music]

[Music] i don't know like because michael's is

i don't know like because michael's is

i don't know like because michael's is like an art supply store and

like an art supply store and

like an art supply store and you had a lot of customers i don't know

you had a lot of customers i don't know

you had a lot of customers i don't know no i get that

no i get that

no i get that still doesn't make sense

you know what we what we used to say

you know what we what we used to say

you know what we what we used to say about you

she always looks so sad but she could

she always looks so sad but she could

she always looks so sad but she could look sadler

you said that no we didn't talk about

you said that no we didn't talk about

you said that no we didn't talk about you

great amazing

great amazing

great amazing wow it was really quick

i wanted to ask you a favor

i'm intrigued but should i be scared yes

i'm intrigued but should i be scared yes

i'm intrigued but should i be scared yes yes no um okay

yes no um okay

yes no um okay would you be able to take some photos

would you be able to take some photos

would you be able to take some photos of some of my preservation projects

i am not really taking photos

what about the magazine i'm the photo

what about the magazine i'm the photo

what about the magazine i'm the photo editor

i don't know you always had that damn

i don't know you always had that damn

i don't know you always had that damn camera around your neck in school

camera around your neck in school

camera around your neck in school sorry it's okay

what's it for we have a couple of 300

what's it for we have a couple of 300

what's it for we have a couple of 300 year old oak trees that they want to cut

year old oak trees that they want to cut

year old oak trees that they want to cut down but

down but

down but don't worry i'll figure it out

i'll do it really yeah

i'll do it really yeah

i'll do it really yeah okay that's awesome

i'm embarrassed and proud you should be

i'm embarrassed and proud you should be

i'm embarrassed and proud you should be proud

proud

proud proud oh god

yeah see this one

yeah see this one

yeah see this one this is a good one

you can tell them that you look great

you can tell them that you look great

you can tell them that you look great [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] this is one of my favorite spaces

this is one of my favorite spaces

this is one of my favorite spaces beautiful

beautiful

beautiful it's like a it's like a cave yeah it's

it's like a it's like a cave yeah it's

it's like a it's like a cave yeah it's just your secret in here a little bit

i think you should get in the photos no

i think you should get in the photos no

i think you should get in the photos no yeah i think so i want to know

yeah i think so i want to know

yeah i think so i want to know they're too beautiful let them let them

they're too beautiful let them let them

they're too beautiful let them let them stand alone

i just think people want to see who's

i just think people want to see who's

i just think people want to see who's saving them though so

can we try a couple just a few

here yeah perfect

what well i don't know what to do i feel

what well i don't know what to do i feel

what well i don't know what to do i feel so awkward okay i'm sorry

first grabs me for scratch

first grabs me for scratch

first grabs me for scratch i didn't even do any of the work

you waiting for me to take my time yeah

that's so good just like i remember

that's so good just like i remember

that's so good just like i remember tell your mom i offered to pay you

tell your mom i offered to pay you

tell your mom i offered to pay you though that's just payment

though that's just payment

though that's just payment come on they're hurting their feelings

come on they're hurting their feelings

come on they're hurting their feelings like money money

like money money

like money money [Music]

[Music]

[Music] this is good enough you don't like sour

this is good enough you don't like sour

this is good enough you don't like sour watermelon or what

watermelon or what

watermelon or what no they're delicious i

i just don't want anyone to think that

i just don't want anyone to think that

i just don't want anyone to think that i'm taking too much advantage of you

i'm taking too much advantage of you

i'm taking too much advantage of you photography skills

what do the trees eat watermelon

what do the trees eat watermelon

what do the trees eat watermelon no i think i think they're more gummy

no i think i think they're more gummy

no i think i think they're more gummy bear types

bear types

bear types especially her which one her

especially her which one her

especially her which one her this one here yeah she likes gummy bears

i don't see it you have to know them you

i don't see it you have to know them you

i don't see it you have to know them you would know

would know

would know i do yeah

what is that

you're doing it wrong

oh okay

you said to tuck it in like i would tuck

you said to tuck it in like i would tuck

you said to tuck it in like i would tuck myself in with a blanket

myself in with a blanket

myself in with a blanket that's how i'd do it yeah but without

that's how i'd do it yeah but without

that's how i'd do it yeah but without the without the toes tucked in

the without the toes tucked in

the without the toes tucked in what okay that's the best part but

what okay that's the best part but

what okay that's the best part but let's just make all their feet cold

let's just make all their feet cold

let's just make all their feet cold all right

yeah that works

how'd i do much better

who was freezing tonight

kiss me what

i want you to kiss me

so

so

[Music]

why are we both hiding i don't know she

why are we both hiding i don't know she

why are we both hiding i don't know she doesn't even come in she just knocks

doesn't even come in she just knocks

doesn't even come in she just knocks when breakfast is ready

when breakfast is ready

when breakfast is ready that's cute thanks

that's cute thanks

that's cute thanks i feel like i'm 15 again

did you do this when you were 15.

thank you

good morning

it's so pretty out here

it's so pretty out here

it's so pretty out here i haven't been here for maybe 16 16

i haven't been here for maybe 16 16

i haven't been here for maybe 16 16 years

years

years yeah a long time thanks for coming

yeah a long time thanks for coming

yeah a long time thanks for coming i used to come here all the time i heard

i used to come here all the time i heard

i used to come here all the time i heard it was the spot drunken

it was the spot drunken

it was the spot drunken teenagers and debauchery and all that

i used to come here all the time with my

i used to come here all the time with my

i used to come here all the time with my dad i did

dad i did

dad i did he taught me how to fish on that

he taught me how to fish on that

he taught me how to fish on that sound bar right there right there the

sound bar right there right there the

sound bar right there right there the tree

tree

tree i could see that and i made him throw

i could see that and i made him throw

i could see that and i made him throw back every single fish that we caught

back every single fish that we caught

back every single fish that we caught otherwise i would just scream my head

otherwise i would just scream my head

otherwise i would just scream my head off

off

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] environmentalist from birth

environmentalist from birth

environmentalist from birth [Music]

[Music]

[Music] he must have hated fishing with me

i don't believe that for a second

[Music]

you ever gone fishing sorry my dad

you ever gone fishing sorry my dad

you ever gone fishing sorry my dad wasn't really

wasn't really

wasn't really into that i'm sorry

into that i'm sorry

into that i'm sorry it's okay it's jc we went to school with

it's okay it's jc we went to school with

it's okay it's jc we went to school with her

her

her the tall growth of the guys i know she's

the tall growth of the guys i know she's

the tall growth of the guys i know she's she's having like a get together before

she's having like a get together before

she's having like a get together before their union

their union

their union nothing's changed around here huh a

nothing's changed around here huh a

nothing's changed around here huh a pre-reunion reunion

you should come yeah come with me

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] you know

you know jc has changed a lot

you know jc has changed a lot

you know jc has changed a lot i'm sure she's after she had kids she

i'm sure she's after she had kids she

i'm sure she's after she had kids she really lightened up

still not going they've all seen your

still not going they've all seen your

still not going they've all seen your magazine

magazine

magazine it's not my magazine still

it's not my magazine still

it's not my magazine still they really like it they all say really

they really like it they all say really

they really like it they all say really nice things

okay

okay

pretty good

pretty good

pretty good [Music]

so

so

so [Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] is

[Music]

then

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] toy

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] again

again

again [Music]

so

so

so [Music]

[Music]

[Music] toy

toy

toy [Music]

[Music]

[Music] is you

is you

is you can never

can never

can never [Music]

[Music]

[Music] return

return

return [Music]

[Music]

[Music] again

it's not cheating if it's just

aren't you curious about

aren't you curious about

aren't you curious about what their looks how'd they treat you

what their looks how'd they treat you

what their looks how'd they treat you no lies how

no lies how

no lies how why is everyone trying to tell me how i

why is everyone trying to tell me how i

why is everyone trying to tell me how i should feel about this literally no

should feel about this literally no

should feel about this literally no one's telling you that

one's telling you that

one's telling you that you're telling yourself that that's my

you're telling yourself that that's my

you're telling yourself that that's my turn

turn

turn uh yellow

uh yellow

uh yellow not everyone can be perfect and what's

not everyone can be perfect and what's

not everyone can be perfect and what's that supposed to mean

that supposed to mean

that supposed to mean it means you have the stuff so don't

it means you have the stuff so don't

it means you have the stuff so don't worry

worry

worry i have this stuff yeah what the hell is

i have this stuff yeah what the hell is

i have this stuff yeah what the hell is the stuff

the stuff

the stuff you know the job the location etc

you know the job the location etc

you know the job the location etc and that's what matters and you have two

and that's what matters and you have two

and that's what matters and you have two more cards

more cards

more cards cool that's not what i'm saying i'm just

cool that's not what i'm saying i'm just

cool that's not what i'm saying i'm just trying to help you feel better about

trying to help you feel better about

trying to help you feel better about yourself

just because this town should happen

just because this town should happen

just because this town should happen doesn't mean i forget what matters

doesn't mean i forget what matters

doesn't mean i forget what matters then what matters

you're asking me that like i have to

you're asking me that like i have to

you're asking me that like i have to prove something to you no i'm not asking

prove something to you no i'm not asking

prove something to you no i'm not asking you to prove something to me i'm just

you to prove something to me i'm just

you to prove something to me i'm just trying to give you some reassurance

trying to give you some reassurance

trying to give you some reassurance okay i don't need it all right

okay i don't need it all right

okay i don't need it all right [ __ ] okay [ __ ] message receipt

is it my turn i don't know

sorry oh my gosh

that got me

um

is it good yeah it is it's nice

is it good yeah it is it's nice

is it good yeah it is it's nice kind of strong how was your day

kind of strong how was your day

kind of strong how was your day it was good yeah i should have been

it was good yeah i should have been

it was good yeah i should have been there last night

there last night

there last night everyone was there almost everyone

the important ones no that's

the important ones no that's

the important ones no that's that's not what i meant

you don't have to do this you know

do what all of this

do what all of this

do what all of this help my mom with the plans hang out with

help my mom with the plans hang out with

help my mom with the plans hang out with me

i know

do you feel sorry for me or something is

do you feel sorry for me or something is

do you feel sorry for me or something is that what this is

that what this is

that what this is what

you help everyone you help the trees

you help everyone you help the trees

you help everyone you help the trees now helping me

i don't know if it makes sense

i'm not trying to do anything

i'm not trying to do anything

i'm not trying to do anything is it so hard to believe that i just

is it so hard to believe that i just

is it so hard to believe that i just want to be here with you

want to be here with you

want to be here with you knowing your past maybe it is

so

so

so [Music]

[Music]

[Music] all right you guys got to keep

these knuckleheads are wearing me out

these knuckleheads are wearing me out

these knuckleheads are wearing me out i want to talk to you can you turn that

i want to talk to you can you turn that

i want to talk to you can you turn that off

hey you in there

hey you in there

hey you in there what's going on with you you're doing

what's going on with you you're doing

what's going on with you you're doing your silent act

don't shake your head i know i know you

don't shake your head i know i know you

don't shake your head i know i know you there's something going on

i lost my job

i lost my job

i lost my job that's it that's why you're so sad

that's it that's why you're so sad

that's it that's why you're so sad just now no okay

just now no okay

just now no okay well geez i thought it was going to be

well geez i thought it was going to be

well geez i thought it was going to be something like

something like

something like big jobs nothing just

big jobs nothing just

big jobs nothing just don't tell moms you'll make something

don't tell moms you'll make something

don't tell moms you'll make something big out of it you know

big out of it you know

big out of it you know because i'm a loser why would you even

because i'm a loser why would you even

because i'm a loser why would you even say that

say that

say that because it's true oh come on it has

because it's true oh come on it has

because it's true oh come on it has nothing to do with it

nothing to do with it

nothing to do with it your job has nothing to do with you

your job has nothing to do with you

your job has nothing to do with you sweetie

sweetie

sweetie and to be honest your 20s you're you're

and to be honest your 20s you're you're

and to be honest your 20s you're you're 28

28

28 okay thanks for reminding me

okay thanks for reminding me

okay thanks for reminding me okay i'm making a point here you're 28

okay i'm making a point here you're 28

okay i'm making a point here you're 28 your 20s are for screwing up doing crazy

your 20s are for screwing up doing crazy

your 20s are for screwing up doing crazy stuff

stuff

stuff you haven't done anything like that yet

you haven't done anything like that yet

you haven't done anything like that yet i was wondering if you're

i was wondering if you're

i was wondering if you're i was starting to get a little worried

i was starting to get a little worried

i was starting to get a little worried about you that you hadn't screwed up

about you that you hadn't screwed up

about you that you hadn't screwed up you know don't worry of don't sweat it

you know don't worry of don't sweat it

you know don't worry of don't sweat it this is nothing

are you hearing me

why are you so deep about this miss

why are you so deep about this miss

why are you so deep about this miss auntie cher

auntie cher

auntie cher no sure i do she's i miss her every day

no sure i do she's i miss her every day

no sure i do she's i miss her every day we had the best laughs every time we get

we had the best laughs every time we get

we had the best laughs every time we get together she'd make me laugh

together she'd make me laugh

together she'd make me laugh and no matter how shitty the day was you

and no matter how shitty the day was you

and no matter how shitty the day was you know

know

know she'd find something funny in it you

she'd find something funny in it you

she'd find something funny in it you know

know

know that's a talent i i love that about her

i'm sorry i didn't go to the funeral

i'm sorry i didn't go to the funeral

i'm sorry i didn't go to the funeral sweetie there you go again you're

sweetie there you go again you're

sweetie there you go again you're looking back to stuff that's

looking back to stuff that's

looking back to stuff that's you know i just don't know what's wrong

you know i just don't know what's wrong

you know i just don't know what's wrong with me you know there's nothing wrong

with me you know there's nothing wrong

with me you know there's nothing wrong with you

with you

with you there is nothing wrong with you

there is nothing wrong with you

there is nothing wrong with you can you hear that i'll say it again

can you hear that i'll say it again

can you hear that i'll say it again there's nothing

there's nothing

there's nothing wrong with you you just keep looking

wrong with you you just keep looking

wrong with you you just keep looking back and bumming yourself

back and bumming yourself

back and bumming yourself out with stuff from the past you

out with stuff from the past you

out with stuff from the past you can't do anything about that just take

can't do anything about that just take

can't do anything about that just take this day and go forward

this day and go forward

this day and go forward have you ever felt proud of me proud

have you ever felt proud of me proud

have you ever felt proud of me proud always your mother and i have been proud

always your mother and i have been proud

always your mother and i have been proud of you

of you

of you all of your life all

all of your life all

all of your life all with your life and you still don't hear

with your life and you still don't hear

with your life and you still don't hear that

what is it about you that you keep

what is it about you that you keep

what is it about you that you keep beating yourself

beating yourself

beating yourself up how do i get you to stop doing that

nothing nothing you can do would ever

nothing nothing you can do would ever

nothing nothing you can do would ever make me not proud of you

make me not proud of you

make me not proud of you is that clear enough

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] mom did you forget to roll out the dough

mom did you forget to roll out the dough

mom did you forget to roll out the dough why are we doing it with these cookies i

why are we doing it with these cookies i

why are we doing it with these cookies i have no idea

have no idea

have no idea where you going it's gonna freeze

where you going it's gonna freeze

where you going it's gonna freeze tonight

tonight

tonight so he's not coming she has a life too

so he's not coming she has a life too

so he's not coming she has a life too you know

you know

you know yeah she had to take her mother her

yeah she had to take her mother her

yeah she had to take her mother her mother to the doctor

what's wrong with her mom nothing she

what's wrong with her mom nothing she

what's wrong with her mom nothing she just

just

just wants to have a little peace of mind

wants to have a little peace of mind

wants to have a little peace of mind after losing her dad like that

after losing her dad like that

after losing her dad like that i'll cover your plans don't worry sit

i'll cover your plans don't worry sit

i'll cover your plans don't worry sit down

down

down are you sure yeah really

are you sure yeah really

are you sure yeah really yeah you didn't even finish this it

yeah you didn't even finish this it

yeah you didn't even finish this it looks terrible

looks terrible

looks terrible it looks like a chocolate chip cookie i

it looks like a chocolate chip cookie i

it looks like a chocolate chip cookie i don't know what i'm gonna smear all over

don't know what i'm gonna smear all over

don't know what i'm gonna smear all over it

it

it you think an orange gummy bear would

you think an orange gummy bear would

you think an orange gummy bear would help yeah

there's some sprinkles there

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[Music] thank you christmas gummy yeah

thank you christmas gummy yeah

thank you christmas gummy yeah absolutely cheers

absolutely cheers

absolutely cheers all right

i'm gonna bear some chocolate chips

i'm gonna bear some chocolate chips

i'm gonna bear some chocolate chips that's a weird combination

that's a weird combination

that's a weird combination i'm into it

i'm into it

i'm into it [Music]

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no i'm sorry you know i'm old i don't

no i'm sorry you know i'm old i don't

no i'm sorry you know i'm old i don't remember

remember

remember these things angel or star this year

these things angel or star this year

these things angel or star this year oh ainsley you decide

okay you want to put it up you want to

okay you want to put it up you want to

okay you want to put it up you want to do the honors

do the honors

do the honors we can let's all do it okay yeah let's

we can let's all do it okay yeah let's

we can let's all do it okay yeah let's all do it

all do it

all do it here we go the effort yeah that's too

here we go the effort yeah that's too

here we go the effort yeah that's too much i'm trying really hard

let's make some candle light or

let's make some candle light or

let's make some candle light or something oh where is the lighter dad

something oh where is the lighter dad

something oh where is the lighter dad you had that

you had that

you had that mom is it over there in that area i

mom is it over there in that area i

mom is it over there in that area i can't

can't

can't see it anywhere

you had santa's belt and

you had santa's belt and

you had santa's belt and papa had sent his belt and so you and i

papa had sent his belt and so you and i

papa had sent his belt and so you and i had the plaid

had the plaid

had the plaid how do you remember these things i'm

how do you remember these things i'm

how do you remember these things i'm lucky

lucky

lucky okay i think you did all right good job

okay i think you did all right good job

okay i think you did all right good job let's hang some goals

let's hang some goals

let's hang some goals i lost my job you you lost your job

i lost my job you you lost your job

i lost my job you you lost your job just now yeah just now she just

just now yeah just now she just

just now yeah just now she just no mom mom don't

no mom mom don't

no mom mom don't know what's what is a good time to do it

know what's what is a good time to do it

know what's what is a good time to do it don't worry about it just

don't worry about it just

don't worry about it just let's do it after christmas yeah let's

let's do it after christmas yeah let's

let's do it after christmas yeah let's hang these balls don't worry

i think they've all vanished into the

i think they've all vanished into the

i think they've all vanished into the other dimension

other dimension

other dimension yeah from all of our socks you're gonna

yeah from all of our socks you're gonna

yeah from all of our socks you're gonna put the socks in the tree this year or

put the socks in the tree this year or

put the socks in the tree this year or you want to put them up over the

you want to put them up over the

you want to put them up over the window oh i put mine here you guys need

window oh i put mine here you guys need

window oh i put mine here you guys need to do yours

to do yours

to do yours yeah yeah we can hang ours on the trees

yeah yeah we can hang ours on the trees

yeah yeah we can hang ours on the trees the gold oh yeah

the gold oh yeah

the gold oh yeah okay here we go these these have loops

okay here we go these these have loops

okay here we go these these have loops on them i'll do your

on them i'll do your

on them i'll do your stuff you got one yeah already nice and

stuff you got one yeah already nice and

stuff you got one yeah already nice and low

you said i'm hanging low what do you

you said i'm hanging low what do you

you said i'm hanging low what do you mean

mean

mean i'm not even going to touch that one

i'm not even going to touch that one

i'm not even going to touch that one no it's christmas no forgive

no it's christmas no forgive

no it's christmas no forgive us

hey

hey do you mind if i sit how'd you know

hey do you mind if i sit how'd you know

hey do you mind if i sit how'd you know i was here

i was here

i was here she told me

she told me

she told me meeting the in-laws already huh

you loved christmas any excuse for all

you loved christmas any excuse for all

you loved christmas any excuse for all of us to sit in the same room and buy us

of us to sit in the same room and buy us

of us to sit in the same room and buy us this stupidest presence

hey i'm sorry about everything

hey i'm sorry about everything

hey i'm sorry about everything it's okay

i don't know why sometimes i just do the

i don't know why sometimes i just do the

i don't know why sometimes i just do the whole

whole

whole self-sabotaging thing it's easier than

self-sabotaging thing it's easier than

self-sabotaging thing it's easier than facing reality you know

facing reality you know

facing reality you know it's not an excuse i know

how would you know if you didn't try

how would you know if you didn't try

how would you know if you didn't try right

yeah i don't know it's true

i brought some things

you said that you guys love christmas so

you said that you guys love christmas so

you said that you guys love christmas so i just

that's really sweet

some lights

you wrote this yeah you can read it

later

oh there we go

perfect

here's a receipt for a donut does this

here's a receipt for a donut does this

here's a receipt for a donut does this count amy's

count amy's

count amy's cheating dad you're just cleaning out

cheating dad you're just cleaning out

cheating dad you're just cleaning out your pockets

your pockets

your pockets it's a receipt it's weighing me down you

it's a receipt it's weighing me down you

it's a receipt it's weighing me down you didn't say it was at least they won't

didn't say it was at least they won't

didn't say it was at least they won't end up in the

end up in the

end up in the physical or emotional he's right

physical or emotional he's right

physical or emotional he's right actually

actually

actually oh come on i didn't i didn't specify

oh come on i didn't i didn't specify

oh come on i didn't i didn't specify something she didn't specify

something she didn't specify

something she didn't specify this is just weighing me down

this is just weighing me down

this is just weighing me down all right i'm gonna go to my car get my

all right i'm gonna go to my car get my

all right i'm gonna go to my car get my stuff

stuff

stuff and just dump it all in there i don't

and just dump it all in there i don't

and just dump it all in there i don't even have to go to a guitar watch

did you bring any more underwear no just

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this is kind of fun i feel lighter

this is kind of fun i feel lighter

this is kind of fun i feel lighter already

well here let me have a couple i'll

well here let me have a couple i'll

well here let me have a couple i'll throw them in for you

throw them in for you

throw them in for you there's one you can throw that away

you want to check it first

so why did i bring all this stuff well

so why did i bring all this stuff well

so why did i bring all this stuff well we're good oh i see you see

we're good oh i see you see

we're good oh i see you see we're gonna burn all my valuables i said

we're gonna burn all my valuables i said

we're gonna burn all my valuables i said not to bring valuables

not to bring valuables

not to bring valuables i'm kidding all right

i'm kidding all right

i'm kidding all right let's see you first

let's see you first

let's see you first me first well you're sitting on them

okay

okay

okay so i lost my job

it happens that's it

it happens that's it

it happens that's it i'm sorry

i'm sorry

i'm sorry don't be i

published my own photos

published my own photos

published my own photos in one of the spreads yeah

in one of the spreads yeah

in one of the spreads yeah um i was just tired

um i was just tired

um i was just tired tired of publishing everyone else's work

tired of publishing everyone else's work

tired of publishing everyone else's work and not catching a break

and not catching a break

and not catching a break so i just did it without that and uh

so i just did it without that and uh

so i just did it without that and uh here we are so what

here we are so what

here we are so what it's a job people lose them every day

it's a job people lose them every day

it's a job people lose them every day [Applause]

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[Applause] it's not just a job that's what anyone

it's not just a job that's what anyone

it's not just a job that's what anyone brings up in this town is my job

you know no one approached you in high

you know no one approached you in high

you know no one approached you in high school because it was like

school because it was like

school because it was like you had everything figured out it was

you had everything figured out it was

you had everything figured out it was because you were intimidating

because you were intimidating

because you were intimidating that's not true

i don't know people ask you your job

i don't know people ask you your job

i don't know people ask you your job right off the bat so they can calculate

right off the bat so they can calculate

right off the bat so they can calculate how much respect to give you

how much respect to give you

how much respect to give you yeah no no one

yeah no no one

yeah no no one has everything figured out and if they

has everything figured out and if they

has everything figured out and if they think they do

think they do

think they do they're lying to themselves

so that brings me to my next unload uh

so that brings me to my next unload uh

so that brings me to my next unload uh i definitely thought i had everything

i definitely thought i had everything

i definitely thought i had everything figured out back then

figured out back then

figured out back then that's pretty bad can i keep this no you

that's pretty bad can i keep this no you

that's pretty bad can i keep this no you just keep it

just keep it

just keep it oh please

yeah i'm gonna keep this

yeah i'm gonna keep this

yeah i'm gonna keep this you want it you really want it yeah okay

you want it you really want it yeah okay

you want it you really want it yeah okay that's all i've got so it's your turn

that's all i've got so it's your turn

that's all i've got so it's your turn okay

i'm excited to see what you have

this is your retainer it costed me a lot

this is your retainer it costed me a lot

this is your retainer it costed me a lot of pain

of pain

of pain this isn't gonna burn so for now

this isn't gonna burn so for now

this isn't gonna burn so for now yeah i know i just think you should make

yeah i know i just think you should make

yeah i know i just think you should make peace with it you know

peace with it you know

peace with it you know it's a bit traumatic but i get it yeah

it's a bit traumatic but i get it yeah

it's a bit traumatic but i get it yeah you brought something that can burn

you brought something that can burn

you brought something that can burn right i did yeah okay okay this

right i did yeah okay okay this

right i did yeah okay okay this feels really good this is a paper i

feels really good this is a paper i

feels really good this is a paper i wrote in the fifth grade

wrote in the fifth grade

wrote in the fifth grade and it has haunted me ever since no

and it has haunted me ever since no

and it has haunted me ever since no don't read it

don't read it

don't read it what does it say you want to be when you

what does it say you want to be when you

what does it say you want to be when you grab a dog

grab a dog

grab a dog let's not talk about it a boy made fun

let's not talk about it a boy made fun

let's not talk about it a boy made fun of me he said it was stupid and it

of me he said it was stupid and it

of me he said it was stupid and it wasn't a real dream and i cried

wasn't a real dream and i cried

wasn't a real dream and i cried [Laughter]

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[Laughter] be stupid because you're kind of living

be stupid because you're kind of living

be stupid because you're kind of living that anyway

that anyway

that anyway you know i mean not in a bad way like

you know i mean not in a bad way like

you know i mean not in a bad way like everything you're doing and you know i'm

everything you're doing and you know i'm

everything you're doing and you know i'm a grown-up now so i'm going to take it

a grown-up now so i'm going to take it

a grown-up now so i'm going to take it as a company

as a company

as a company yeah it came out worse than it

yeah it came out worse than it

yeah it came out worse than it [Laughter]

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[Laughter] i don't think we should burn it

i don't think we should burn it

i don't think we should burn it hey you choose mine i choose yours

hey you choose mine i choose yours

hey you choose mine i choose yours oh so i get to keep it then seriously

oh so i get to keep it then seriously

oh so i get to keep it then seriously okay

you want to go out tonight

you want to go out tonight

you want to go out tonight reunion screw the reunion

i don't know maybe we should go

grace them with our presence you know it

grace them with our presence you know it

grace them with our presence you know it may be fun

may be fun

may be fun really yeah yeah

i would like that

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[Music] childhood

childhood

childhood [Music]

once you pass its borders

once you pass its borders

once you pass its borders you

you

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okay i've got some time

okay i've got some time

okay i've got some time [Music]

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[Music] while you dwell within it

while you dwell within it

while you dwell within it you are ever happy

you are ever happy

you are ever happy there childhoods

there childhoods

there childhoods joy mystical mary

toyland once you pass

toyland once you pass

toyland once you pass its borders you can

its borders you can

its borders you can never return again

never return again

never return again it just repeats the same thing i didn't

it just repeats the same thing i didn't

it just repeats the same thing i didn't know never

know never

know never turn again i never knew this about this

turn again i never knew this about this

turn again i never knew this about this song once you pass its

song once you pass its

song once you pass its borders you can

borders you can

borders you can never return again

that's all that's that's it that's the

that's all that's that's it that's the

that's all that's that's it that's the song

song

song thank you

that was beautiful thank you so much

i'd say your turn but you've already uh

i'd say your turn but you've already uh

i'd say your turn but you've already uh performed yeah thank you

performed yeah thank you

performed yeah thank you [Music]

that's beautiful though thanks it felt

that's beautiful though thanks it felt

that's beautiful though thanks it felt really good

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so

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kids fun time

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