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♪ Love ♪
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♪ exciting and new ♪
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♪ come aboard ♪
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♪ we're expecting you ♪
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♪ and love ♪
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♪ life's sweetest reward ♪
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♪ let it flow ♪
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♪ it floats back to you ♪
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♪ the love boat ♪
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♪ soon will be making
another run ♪
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♪ the love boat ♪
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♪ promises something
for everyone ♪
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♪ set a course for adventure ♪
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♪ your mind on a new romance ♪
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♪ and love ♪
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♪ won't hurt anymore ♪
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♪ it's an open smile ♪
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♪ on a friendly shore ♪
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♪ it's love ♪
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♪ welcome aboard,
it's l-o-o-o-ove ♪
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Hey, Vicki,
has anybody reported us
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for being late
back to work?
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Not yet. What kept you?
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When we left Sunday,
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we told you we were going
to this wild party in downey.
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But...today is Tuesday.
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The party lasted
for three days?
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And we were
the first ones to leave!
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I gotta see the captain
about a raise.
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I got so many bills to pay, just
the postage could wipe me out.
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Can you tell me my cabin,
please? I'm Humphrey Clark.
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Ah...yes, Mr. Clark.
You're in --
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excuse me. Did you say
that you're Humphrey Clark?
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Your cabin is --
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the man who discovered
Sweetwater Wilson?
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That's right.
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Mr. Clark, your cabin --
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the man who --
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it's 341, promenade deck.
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Thanks, kid.
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Do you know who that is?
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Yeah, it's the man who
discovered Sweetwater Wilson.
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It's a very famous story.
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He was walking
down the street.
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He heard singing
coming out of a sewer.
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He climbed down a manhole
and found Sweetwater.
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In the first year, they sold
over a million records.
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Ah, the sweet smell
of success, huh?
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That's it.
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That's how I can make the money
that I need -- with this!
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You're gonna sell your tie?
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With a golden throat.
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I can sing twice as good
as old Sweetwater.
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On this cruise,
Humphrey is gonna discover me.
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♪ For once in a lifetime ♪
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♪ a man knows a moment ♪
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♪ one wonderful moment ♪
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It's through those doors
and to your left.
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Have a nice cruise.
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Wow,
it's the incredible hunk!
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Hmm?
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Brian!
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Hey, Julie.
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Laughs ]
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Now, that's the way
to start a cruise.
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Oh, hey, hey,
timeout.
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No harm, no foul.
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Been so long since
I've seen a friendly face,
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I got carried away.
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Ask him if he's got a younger
brother just like him.
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Two losers in one family
wouldn't be fair.
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Uh, Brian, I'd like you to meet
Vicki stubing.
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Vicki, this is Brian Kiley.
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Pleased to meet you.
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Pleased to meet you.
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Listen, we got a mess of things
to talk about.
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Any chance we can
huddle later?
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Sure, why don't we meet
on the lido deck
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in the morning?
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Mmm, that sounds great.
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Hey, Vicki...
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Brian was the quarterback
on our college football team.
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We're good friends.
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I may only be 13, but he
acts like more than a friend.
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No...
There's nothing going on.
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That's all we are.
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Just...friends.
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Are y--
are you the captain?
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No...
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Uh, sorry,
I'm the ship's doctor.
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I don't need a doctor.
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I'm glad to hear that.
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Oh, here comes the man
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you're looking for.
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May I help you?
I'm captain stubing.
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Oh, hello,
I'm Vanessa Norris,
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and this is my fiancé,
Glen dobson.
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Well, I'm very pleased
to meet you.
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How many lifeboats
are there?
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Ahem.
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More than enough
to debark every person aboard.
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How far out in the ocean
does this ship go?
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Well...
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Uh, that really
isn't important.
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Thank you, captain.
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Doctor.
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Glen:
It's important to me.
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Questions about the boats,
wearing a life jacket...
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Do you suppose he knows
something we don't know?
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[ Air horn blows ]
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Hey...
It's great up on deck.
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Come and see.
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It'll be a big laugh
for everybody --
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a grown man
afraid of the water.
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Honey, it's nothing
to be ashamed of.
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A lot of people
are afraid of the water.
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A lot of 'em
get over it, too.
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[ Groaning ] Ohh.
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I've never seen so much water.
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And there's a big pool up
on deck, too, isn't there?
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Yeah.
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We never should have come.
It was a big mistake.
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No, it wasn't!
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Now, this is the perfect place
for you to gain confidence.
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It could be the big
breakthrough, remember?
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The psychiatrist said so.
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I'll never get out of this...
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Elephant bra.
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Put something on over it.
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What, a maternity dress?
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I'll be the only guy that ever
came back from a cruise
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with nothing sunburnt
except his wrists.
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I'll just bet that by the time
this cruise is over,
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you'll be jumping
into that pool...
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And without this, too.
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Come on, honey,
let's get up there.
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I --
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come on, it doesn't do any good
to get depressed.
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You're right, because
even if I do get depressed,
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I can't even
throw myself overboard.
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[ Mexican music plays ]
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Piña colada, please.
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Ah, yes, sir, Mr. Clark.
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Piña colada --
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a speciality of Isaac,
your singing bartender,
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ha ha.
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Listen, uh...Are you here
on a...Business trip,
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or is this just a vacation?
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Strictly vacation.
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Oh. Course,
you never know, do you?
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I mean, like that time
you went down that sewer
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after Sweetwater Wilson --
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I bet you were there
on vacation, too.
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Yes, sir, you know,
you can find a star
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anytime or anywhere, right?
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Thanks, Ivan.
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Isaac.
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I never understood
how you did it --
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being quarterback, studying,
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and waiting tables
in the freshman dorm.
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You girls
ate like truck drivers.
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I know -- two and three helpings
just to get your attention,
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and then hours of exercise
trying to keep the weight off.
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All of the girls
were in love with you,
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present company included.
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Do you remember
when we used to
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go out to the football stadium
at night?
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A great place for a date,
huh?
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One guy, one girl,
and 90,000 empty seats.
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It was romantic
in a crazy kind of way.
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And always
conveniently cold.
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We had to snuggle
for survival.
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Ooh, and you were
the best snuggler of them all.
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Well, that is until
I lost my title to Laura post.
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How is Laura?
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I'm playing it solo again,
Julie.
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Laura and I split up.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Yeah.
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It all started with me
cracking up a car.
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Broke my arm, Julie --
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couldn't throw hard enough
to reach the line of scrimmage.
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I never heard.
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I was lucky I wasn't killed.
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Maybe I wasn't so lucky.
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Oh, don't say that.
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Anyhow, what the pros
don't need
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is a quarterback
who can't throw.
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Well, you still had your job
with Laura's father, didn't you?
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You know,
a funny thing happened --
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when I stopped making headlines,
all of daddy's buddies --
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all the guys who'd buy anything
I had to sell --
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all of a sudden had trouble
remembering my name.
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Well, how did Laura
take all that?
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Once the razzle-dazzle ended,
so did the honeymoon.
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Brian...
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So, what we have here
is ex-wonderboy
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with halftime coming,
no timeouts left,
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and no game plan
for the last half.
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Got any ideas?
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Yeah.
How about if we start
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with me taking you
out to dinner tonight
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and we'll talk about
the good old days?
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How does that sound?
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Like I made a big mistake
seven years ago.
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Come on.
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Come on, honey.
Come on.
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Oh, no, come on.
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Come on.
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Come on!
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Come on!
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Thataboy. Come on!
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Ooh!
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Oh!
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Oh, you're --
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you're doing just fine,
honey.
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Now, do what the therapist
told you.
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Take off the jacket,
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then walk a little bit
away from it,
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and then do that again,
and then every time you do it,
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try to get
a little bit farther away.
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Okay,
I guess we can both --
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oh, no!
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No, this is something
you have to do on your own.
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Oh, uh...Oh, captain?
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Yes?
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Um, I think I should explain
to you about my fiancé.
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You see, he has
severe hydrophobia.
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Oh, I see.
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Hydrophobia?
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He bit a mad dog?
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It's a pathological fear
of water.
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Oh...
I hope it's contagious --
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that could be great
for the booze business.
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Ooh. Are you gonna
go in the pool?
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No!
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Then can Billy use your jacket?
He's just learning how to swim.
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I can't let him have it.
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But you said
you weren't gonna use it.
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What do you think --
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he's not going to
return it to you?
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I-I just can't --
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then you take his till
you get yours back.
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No, I can't do that!
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Of all the mean
and selfish things!
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I can't believe it!
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I can't believe --
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ooh!
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Come on.
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Come on. Thataboy.
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Come on!
A little more, come on!
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Hey! No!
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[ Shrieking ]
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He's not in there!
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We just finished cleaning it.
It's empty.
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But you're just the man
we wanna see.
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We're having a party tonight,
and you're invited.
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It's Jenny's birthday.
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Oh, how old are you
getting to be?
261
00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:54,567
I'm not getting older, honey,
just better!
262
00:12:54,648 --> 00:12:56,568
I don't get off work
until late,
263
00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:58,530
and I gotta see
this passenger.
264
00:12:58,611 --> 00:12:59,991
It's for an audition.
265
00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:02,030
I don't know how long
it's gonna take.
266
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:03,534
Oh, we'll wait.
267
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,536
We wouldn't think of
starting without you, Isaac.
268
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,369
Gee, that's awfully nice, but
you don't have to wait for me.
269
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,035
Sure we do!
270
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:12,753
Absolutely, honey.
271
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:15,133
You're bringing the wine.
272
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:22,256
Mmm.
273
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:22,256
Mmm.
274
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:23,763
See you at dinner.
275
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:33,651
Mmm.
276
00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:39,067
That's Brian Kiley.
277
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:40,691
Friend of yours?
278
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,068
Just fine.
279
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:43,074
Fine?
280
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,065
Julie?
281
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:45,236
Hmm?
282
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:47,914
If our mandolee
are freezing,
283
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:50,203
will you clear
to fill my Gill?
284
00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:51,207
Course.
285
00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:52,578
What's that?
286
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,745
Oh, it's nothing.
287
00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:58,253
Well, if you'll both
excuse me, I...
288
00:13:58,337 --> 00:13:59,667
I...
289
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:01,755
If that's what love
does to you,
290
00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,720
I'd rather have
the measles.
291
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:20,782
You know, this is one of
your flakier ideas --
292
00:14:20,859 --> 00:14:23,279
spending 40 bucks on that
special champagne.
293
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:24,452
Hey, it's classy.
294
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:27,410
Besides, I'll make that back
100 times with my first concert.
295
00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:28,831
Right.
296
00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:31,579
You know, it's not like
I'm inexperienced at this.
297
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:34,122
I've already made one record
of my singing.
298
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,536
Oh, I remember that booth --
penny arcade in Tijuana.
299
00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:38,245
Hey, that was a good demo.
300
00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:39,585
Mm-hmm.
301
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,340
A professional job --
full-sized, vinyl,
302
00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:42,422
unbreakable.
303
00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:44,046
I know. I tried.
304
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:46,433
This is gonna work out fine.
305
00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:47,510
Just think,
306
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,805
I'm walking in there
Isaac Washington,
307
00:14:49,888 --> 00:14:51,928
but I'm coming out
Sammy Davis, Jr.
308
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:54,306
Good luck
to both of you, man.
309
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:56,273
Hey, goph, thanks a lot, man.
310
00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:59,523
I'm not gonna forget you
even when I'm famous.
311
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:02,687
I'm gonna remember
all the little people.
312
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:04,446
I'm gonna fix it
313
00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:07,108
so you can get
all my records wholesale.
314
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,709
Come in.
315
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,709
Hi, Mr. Clark.
316
00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:20,842
What's this all about?
317
00:15:20,919 --> 00:15:24,339
Champagne -- compliments
of the star of tomorrow.
318
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:26,513
Well, I was just on my way
to dinner, but thanks.
319
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:29,052
♪ Thanks for the memories
of moonlight in Vermont -- ♪
320
00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:31,676
Excuse me, I'm running
a little late, Irving.
321
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,314
Isaac. It's Isaac.
322
00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:34,680
I really don't have
the time, huh?
323
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,017
If you get a minute,
I'll be in my cabin. Call me.
324
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:38,522
Yeah.
325
00:15:39,938 --> 00:15:42,188
[ Door closes ]
326
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,324
[ Soft piano music plays ]
327
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,364
Good evening.
328
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:50,407
Evening.
329
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:52,871
Julie, you remember
the Oregon state game?
330
00:15:52,951 --> 00:15:54,371
We won, 23 to 20.
331
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,963
I pulled it out with a bomb
to Phillips, remember?
332
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:59,539
No, but I do remember
our date afterward.
333
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,665
It was the first time
you ever kissed me good night.
334
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:05,053
I didn't know whether
I should play hard to get
335
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,050
or tell you
how much I liked it.
336
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,892
We were quite an item
there for a while, weren't we?
337
00:16:09,968 --> 00:16:11,888
For a while.
338
00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:15,890
Starry-eyed freshman
and hotshot football star.
339
00:16:15,974 --> 00:16:18,024
Every time I looked up
in the stands,
340
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:20,062
you were always there
cheering your lungs out.
341
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:21,055
Stanford...
342
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,686
Oregon state...
343
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:24,073
Washington...
344
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:25,529
Rose bowl.
345
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:30,114
Those were some of
the best days of my life.
346
00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:33,237
They were some of
the worst of mine.
347
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:36,785
You dumped me
to marry my roommate, remember?
348
00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:38,410
I'm sorry.
349
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,367
Oh, I'm over it now.
350
00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:41,747
Are you?
351
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,424
Completely?
352
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:46,092
Well, I'm over the hurt,
Brian...
353
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,091
But you were the first...
354
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:52,263
And I don't think any girl
really gets over the first.
355
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:56,274
I picked the wrong roommate.
356
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,895
I look stupid enough
in this during the day,
357
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,233
but at night...
358
00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:10,107
I hope we don't run in
to that woman.
359
00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:12,775
If we do,
I'll explain it to her.
360
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,115
She'll understand.
361
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:15,779
What are you gonna say?
362
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,788
"Excuse my fiancé
for wrestling with you...
363
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,621
But he simply had to have
your rubber duck"?
364
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:24,417
Oh, Glen,
will you stop that?
365
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:26,751
Nobody's gonna ridicule you!
366
00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:29,757
So, you've got
a water phobia.
367
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,840
Everybody has problems.
368
00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:33,135
Not like mine.
369
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:35,798
Remember that night
in the movies?
370
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,138
I had to walk out
on "jaws"...
371
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:39,643
Because I got hives.
372
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,635
Come on, now.
373
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:44,437
You'll feel better
after you have a good dinner.
374
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:45,811
Pbht!
375
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,148
Quack quack!
376
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:49,112
Oh, that kid. Let me --
377
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,783
oh, no, no, no, no.
378
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:53,361
You stop that.
He's just a little boy.
379
00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:54,357
Come on.
380
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:56,658
No, you go ahead, Vanessa.
381
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,492
I'll have something
sent to the cabin.
382
00:17:58,577 --> 00:17:59,497
See you later.
383
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:02,368
Oh...ksh!
384
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,504
Having trouble
with the patient?
385
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,174
How did you know?
386
00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:08,502
The captain told me.
387
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:09,957
Oh...
388
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:13,047
Glen's embarrassed about
going to the dining room
389
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:14,473
in his life jacket.
390
00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:15,511
Yeah.
391
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:17,514
I guess I
better go stay with him.
392
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,636
A suggestion --
don't.
393
00:18:19,723 --> 00:18:22,523
If he wants to be alone
for a while, let him.
394
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:25,521
Come on, I'll wangle us a place
at the captain's table.
395
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:27,734
You gotta keep
your spirits up, too.
396
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:30,145
Well, okay.
397
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:33,034
Doctor, what could cause
a phobia like that?
398
00:18:33,111 --> 00:18:34,701
Oh, lots of things --
399
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,320
childhood traumas,
sexual repression.
400
00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:40,157
But it would take an expert
to really --
401
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,164
sexual repression?
402
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:45,206
Yeah, they're blaming that for
everything, including flat feet.
403
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:46,920
Thank you, doctor.
404
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,420
You've just given me an idea.
405
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,133
Oh?
406
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:54,053
If it's what I think it is,
I guess you'd wanna eat and run?
407
00:18:54,132 --> 00:18:56,762
[ Laughs ]
408
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:21,911
Hello, operator?
409
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:25,254
No, nothing. I was just checking
to see if the line was working.
410
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:27,580
Yeah, I'm expecting
a very important phone call.
411
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:30,836
Here we are --
the portable party!
412
00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:34,879
If you don't come to us,
we come to you!
413
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:38,965
Look, he got the wine,
and it's bubbly-bubbly!
414
00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:40,472
All right!
415
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:45,234
Oh, Isaac, you didn't
have to spend this much on me.
416
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,769
Well, you know me,
always thinking...First-class.
417
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:51,773
Let's stop the thinking,
and let's start drinking.
418
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:52,897
All right!
419
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:54,573
All right! I heard that!
420
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:59,451
♪ Happy birthday to me ♪
421
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:04,291
All:
♪ happy birthday to you ♪
422
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:10,919
♪ happy birthday, dear Jenny ♪
423
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:17,511
♪ happy birthday to you ♪
424
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:18,971
[ Cheering and applause ]
425
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,011
Listen, listen --
wait a minute.
426
00:20:21,094 --> 00:20:23,264
Could you do that again
for me, please?
427
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,137
But just the three of you?
428
00:20:25,223 --> 00:20:27,313
Well, he did spring
for the champagne, so...
429
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:28,812
Guess so.
430
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,814
Okay, but first, uh,
431
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,106
let me just move you
right over here,
432
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:33,519
and bring you right there
like this,
433
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:34,937
and bring you right over here
like this.
434
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:37,275
And you right there --
yeah.
435
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:40,951
Except this would really be
much better for you.
436
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:44,161
And -- and this time
when you sing it,
437
00:20:44,242 --> 00:20:46,122
sing it with...Feeling.
438
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:47,753
Please?
439
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:55,342
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
440
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,210
♪ shoo be doo em doo doo ♪
441
00:20:57,297 --> 00:21:02,507
♪ happy birthday to you ♪
442
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:05,514
♪ shoo doop De dum
doom De da ♪
443
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:12,057
♪ happy birthday, dear Jenny ♪
444
00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:14,515
♪ sha dap sha dap
sha da da doom da da ♪
445
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:21,736
♪ happy birthday to you ♪
446
00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:23,532
♪ shoo be doo doop da wa da ♪
447
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:25,025
[ Laughing ]
448
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,997
Hey, that's great.
Listen, you ladies --
449
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:31,208
you ladies are gonna be
a great help to me.
450
00:21:31,289 --> 00:21:32,369
Keep tomorrow night open.
451
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:34,377
[ Indistinct yelling ]
452
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:37,209
Tomorrow night open?
What are you talking about?
453
00:21:37,295 --> 00:21:38,375
Party!
454
00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:47,716
[ Water running ]
455
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:55,107
Glen!
456
00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:56,938
Oh, honey...
457
00:21:57,024 --> 00:22:00,034
You ready for bed already?
458
00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:01,240
Well...
459
00:22:01,319 --> 00:22:03,239
Not a bad idea.
460
00:22:03,321 --> 00:22:07,741
I really...Missed you a lot
at dinner.
461
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:10,366
I don't know, there's...
462
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:15,674
Something about a night at sea
that's so...Romantic.
463
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:17,171
Honey.
464
00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:27,894
Oh...
465
00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:30,721
Oh...
466
00:22:34,644 --> 00:22:37,484
Ooh, honey.
467
00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:39,444
Oh!
468
00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:43,654
Can't you take that thing off,
just for a little while?
469
00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:45,277
I can't get the knot loose.
470
00:22:45,363 --> 00:22:46,953
I'll get the scissors.
471
00:22:45,363 --> 00:22:46,953
No!
472
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:50,332
Then I couldn't
wear it again.
473
00:22:50,410 --> 00:22:53,040
I'd be afraid
to take it off anyway.
474
00:22:53,121 --> 00:22:54,961
Oh, honey.
475
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,960
You deserve to be
with a normal guy
476
00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:58,672
that can show you
a good time...
477
00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:00,422
Not stuck with a gooney bird
like me.
478
00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:03,094
I like gooney birds.
479
00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:05,093
We're gonna be in acapulco
in the morning,
480
00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:06,925
and I'm going ashore alone.
481
00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:08,760
Alone?
482
00:23:08,845 --> 00:23:10,925
I just want to get away
from all this water.
483
00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:14,434
And I --
I need the time to think.
484
00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:16,978
Will you come back?
485
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:21,151
I don't know.
486
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:24,073
I just don't know.
487
00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:36,751
Julie, is it, uh...
Is it too late for us?
488
00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:38,212
Well, I'm not sure.
489
00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:40,501
We're not the same people
we used to be.
490
00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:42,495
Nothing's changed
that much.
491
00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:44,797
There's gotta be
something left.
492
00:23:44,881 --> 00:23:47,631
Look, when I first saw you
this morning,
493
00:23:47,717 --> 00:23:49,297
I knew I needed you.
494
00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:51,466
Now, don't you feel
anything?
495
00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:53,215
Yes.
496
00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:53,215
I knew it!
497
00:23:53,306 --> 00:23:54,516
Mmm...
498
00:23:53,306 --> 00:23:54,516
Mmm.
499
00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:55,849
Hmm.
500
00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:58,854
Second time around
and the same question --
501
00:23:58,937 --> 00:24:00,977
should I play hard to get
502
00:24:01,064 --> 00:24:03,694
or tell him
how much I like it?
503
00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:06,025
Hey, hey...
Not so fast.
504
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:08,821
Don't throw a flag
on this play, huh?
505
00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:11,115
I made a mistake.
I paid for it.
506
00:24:11,199 --> 00:24:13,159
Let me make up
for that mistake.
507
00:24:13,243 --> 00:24:15,753
I'll be honest with you,
Brian.
508
00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:18,709
I think I'd like this
to lead someplace.
509
00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:21,170
But this time
I've got to be sure,
510
00:24:21,251 --> 00:24:23,171
and so should you.
511
00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:25,553
If this is gonna mean
anything at all...
512
00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:28,220
Well, a little waiting
wouldn't do any harm.
513
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:31,050
All right, coach --
you call it...
514
00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:32,716
Just as long as
I'm in the game.
515
00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:33,814
[ Laughs ]
516
00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:53,526
Gopher: Good morning,
and welcome to acapulco.
517
00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:56,237
Land tours will be leaving
from the coral deck gangway.
518
00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:58,038
We hope you enjoy your day.
519
00:24:58,121 --> 00:24:59,621
The bus
for the tour of acapulco
520
00:24:59,706 --> 00:25:01,076
will be leaving
in about 5 minutes.
521
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,876
Julie. Julie, listen,
how would you like
522
00:25:02,959 --> 00:25:04,919
a surefire performer
for the show tonight?
523
00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:06,303
I'd love it. Who?
524
00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:06,303
I'm talking about somebody
525
00:25:06,379 --> 00:25:07,759
that will bring
that audience to their feet
526
00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:08,759
and have them going
out of their heads!
527
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,010
My kind of act! Who?
528
00:25:10,091 --> 00:25:12,261
I'm talking about a singer that
knows how to caress a song --
529
00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:13,264
Isaac, I'm sold.
Who is it?
530
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:14,595
Me!
531
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:14,595
No way.
532
00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:16,599
Wait a minute, Julie,
this is important!
533
00:25:16,681 --> 00:25:17,931
Isaac, the captain
will kill me
534
00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:19,476
if I let you fool around
up there.
535
00:25:19,559 --> 00:25:22,059
Fool around?
Julie, I am good.
536
00:25:22,145 --> 00:25:23,265
No way, Isaac!
537
00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:25,315
Julie, do you remember
in puerto vallarta
538
00:25:25,398 --> 00:25:27,898
when you were five hours late
getting back to the boat?
539
00:25:27,984 --> 00:25:30,614
Isaac, why don't you just
come with me for a sec?
540
00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:32,605
And do you remember
some wonderful person
541
00:25:32,697 --> 00:25:33,487
who covered for you?
542
00:25:33,573 --> 00:25:35,783
Did all of your work,
saved your job?!
543
00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:36,947
Well, now --
544
00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:38,615
even though he was weak
and feverish and exhausted...
545
00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:39,543
Isaac.
546
00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:41,791
...body all aching
and wracked with pain.
547
00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:43,963
And do you remember
what you said to me?
548
00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:47,672
You said, "if there is ever
anything that you need,
549
00:25:47,754 --> 00:25:50,014
anything at all,
just ask."
550
00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:52,590
And so I ask,
and what do I hear?
551
00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:53,966
"No way, Isaac."
552
00:25:54,052 --> 00:25:56,642
Would I ever say,
"no way, Julie"?
553
00:25:56,721 --> 00:25:57,851
No way, Julie.
554
00:25:57,931 --> 00:25:59,271
All right, you win.
555
00:25:59,349 --> 00:26:02,139
I'll probably lose my job,
but you can do the show.
556
00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:04,597
Oh, Julie, thank you.
You won't regret it.
557
00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:07,268
I think I already do.
558
00:26:12,028 --> 00:26:13,568
Hmm...
559
00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:17,616
Good report.
560
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:20,541
See you at the meeting
at 4:00.
561
00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:21,830
Oh, hi, Glen.
562
00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:23,963
Well, you didn't spend
much time ashore.
563
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:25,540
Captain, I need your help.
564
00:26:25,625 --> 00:26:27,835
I bought this
at the waterfront store...
565
00:26:27,919 --> 00:26:29,499
An inflatable life jacket?
566
00:26:29,587 --> 00:26:32,297
But it doesn't have the gas
cartridges that go with it.
567
00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:34,012
Are there any aboard?
568
00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:36,852
Ask gopher -- I'm sure he can
locate some for you.
569
00:26:36,928 --> 00:26:38,638
I don't want to
embarrass Vanessa
570
00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:40,432
in front of everybody
any longer.
571
00:26:40,515 --> 00:26:42,175
I can wear this
under my shirt,
572
00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:44,187
and she won't even know
I have it on.
573
00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:45,519
But you will.
574
00:26:47,105 --> 00:26:48,685
Look, she's a wonderful girl.
575
00:26:48,773 --> 00:26:51,903
I don't think you have to resort
to anything like this for her.
576
00:26:51,985 --> 00:26:54,235
Just promise me
you won't tell her.
577
00:26:54,321 --> 00:26:55,911
Okay.
578
00:27:02,203 --> 00:27:04,503
[ Sighs ]
579
00:27:04,581 --> 00:27:07,001
So, what are you gonna do?
What are your plans?
580
00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:08,883
Well, I've been
working on my arm,
581
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,380
and this may surprise you,
582
00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:13,262
but it is damn near as good
as it was before I broke it.
583
00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:14,510
Wait a minute, you --
584
00:27:14,591 --> 00:27:15,721
ah, you guessed it --
585
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,050
I'm taking another shot
at pro football.
586
00:27:18,136 --> 00:27:21,056
But, Brian, you haven't played
in seven years.
587
00:27:21,139 --> 00:27:23,219
The little edge
I lost physically,
588
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:24,638
I've gained up here.
589
00:27:24,726 --> 00:27:26,936
I can make it again.
I know I can.
590
00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:28,940
Hey, Brian Kiley!
Hey, gopher Smith.
591
00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:31,112
This is is doc bricker.
592
00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:31,112
Hey, Brian.
593
00:27:31,191 --> 00:27:32,401
Guys, how you doing?
594
00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:33,824
Brian, if you
have a minute,
595
00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:35,902
there's a question
we'd like you to settle
596
00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:37,857
about that Rose bowl game
you played in.
597
00:27:37,947 --> 00:27:39,237
Well, yeah, sure.
Sure, guys.
598
00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:40,624
Julie, you don't mind,
do you?
599
00:27:42,369 --> 00:27:44,999
Yeah, we were kinda curious
about the...Oh, hey, hey,
600
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,290
Rose bowl ring, doc.
601
00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:47,753
Ohh.
602
00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:47,753
Okay.
603
00:27:47,832 --> 00:27:50,422
I suppose you can
guess the question,
604
00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:52,382
but about
that famous last play
605
00:27:52,462 --> 00:27:54,092
when you ran 80 yards --
606
00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:55,762
now, I say
it was a broken play.
607
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,430
Gopher thinks the coach
sent it in.
608
00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:59,089
Who dreamed it up?
609
00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:02,847
Well, I, uh...
I kinda ad-libbed that one.
610
00:28:03,973 --> 00:28:05,773
You're kidding!
611
00:28:03,973 --> 00:28:05,773
No.
612
00:28:05,850 --> 00:28:08,600
Brian, I thought we were gonna
take a walk around the deck.
613
00:28:08,686 --> 00:28:10,396
Oh, come on, Julie.
614
00:28:08,686 --> 00:28:10,396
In a minute.
615
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:13,780
As you guys probably remember,
it was 10 seconds left to go,
616
00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:15,648
27 to 21.
617
00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:15,648
Yeah.
618
00:28:15,735 --> 00:28:18,105
Everybody in the country
knew it had to be a pass,
619
00:28:18,196 --> 00:28:19,356
right?
620
00:28:19,447 --> 00:28:21,447
All right, there's
the line of scrimmage.
621
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:22,913
You guys be the backfield.
622
00:28:22,992 --> 00:28:23,912
Okay.
623
00:28:22,992 --> 00:28:23,912
Okay.
624
00:28:23,993 --> 00:28:24,993
Hanford and Morris.
625
00:28:25,078 --> 00:28:26,748
Morris, okay,
I'm Morris.
626
00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:28,580
I'm the quarterback,
all right?
627
00:28:28,665 --> 00:28:30,785
Brian, I'll be
going to work now, okay?
628
00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:32,415
Okay, honey,
I'll see you later.
629
00:28:32,502 --> 00:28:33,922
All right, on the snap --
630
00:28:34,003 --> 00:28:34,923
I fake to hanford -- go!
631
00:28:35,004 --> 00:28:36,634
I fake to Morris -- go!
632
00:28:36,714 --> 00:28:39,344
And then very casually, I let
my arm drop down to my side.
633
00:28:39,426 --> 00:28:41,926
Take a few steps back,
like I'm out of the play.
634
00:28:42,011 --> 00:28:43,641
My backs and my ends
are covered.
635
00:28:43,721 --> 00:28:46,101
As the gun goes off,
I head around to the left,
636
00:28:46,182 --> 00:28:48,312
no one touches me,
I fool everybody completely,
637
00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:50,943
and that was the ballgame.
638
00:28:51,020 --> 00:28:52,310
All right!
639
00:28:51,020 --> 00:28:52,310
Boy, that crowd
went crazy.
640
00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:55,147
You know, there's only one thing
I can't understand --
641
00:28:55,233 --> 00:28:57,153
how come you're not
still playing pro ball?
642
00:28:57,235 --> 00:28:59,855
Well, don't take any bets
that I won't be.
643
00:28:59,946 --> 00:29:01,776
Hey, hey!
644
00:28:59,946 --> 00:29:01,776
All right, huh?
645
00:29:07,245 --> 00:29:09,285
Kate! Georgia! Jenny!
646
00:29:09,372 --> 00:29:11,042
Oh, great!
647
00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:13,714
Listen, I want you guys
to get fixed up real fine
648
00:29:13,793 --> 00:29:16,673
because we have a date tonight
in the acapulco lounge.
649
00:29:16,754 --> 00:29:18,514
But that's
for the passengers.
650
00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,090
I know,
but I fixed it up.
651
00:29:20,175 --> 00:29:21,125
Super! Who's playing?
652
00:29:21,217 --> 00:29:22,507
You are.
653
00:29:23,303 --> 00:29:26,473
What are we doing for an act --
vacuuming the piano?
654
00:29:26,556 --> 00:29:28,176
No, you're gonna sing...
655
00:29:28,266 --> 00:29:30,436
With me!
656
00:29:30,518 --> 00:29:34,308
That explains why all our
cleaning rags have disappeared.
657
00:29:34,397 --> 00:29:36,067
He's been smoking 'em.
658
00:29:36,149 --> 00:29:37,569
No, no, no, no!
I mean it!
659
00:29:37,650 --> 00:29:39,360
We're gonna be appearing
as a group.
660
00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:41,364
And you ladies
have nothing to worry about
661
00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:42,986
because you'll be
way in the back,
662
00:29:43,072 --> 00:29:44,742
and the spotlight
will be on me.
663
00:29:44,824 --> 00:29:46,834
Oh, please, ladies,
this is my big chance!
664
00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:48,660
Well, he did spring
for the champagne.
665
00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:50,365
What do we got to lose?
666
00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:51,825
Besides everything...
667
00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:55,077
...i can't think of anything.
668
00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:58,378
Oh, great. Listen, I promise you
I won't forget you for this.
669
00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:00,843
And when I'm a big star, I'll
see that you get my records...
670
00:30:00,924 --> 00:30:02,264
Wholesale.
671
00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:07,886
Sweet man...
672
00:30:07,972 --> 00:30:11,732
But I think he's had
a brain drain.
673
00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:18,730
Attention all passengers...
674
00:30:18,816 --> 00:30:21,316
Our ship will set sail
in 15 minutes.
675
00:30:43,007 --> 00:30:44,877
Looking for gooney birds?
676
00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:47,258
Oh, Glen,
I'm so glad you deci--
677
00:30:47,345 --> 00:30:49,095
it's my new "skinny" look.
678
00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:51,890
A big old breakthrough,
like you said.
679
00:30:51,975 --> 00:30:53,765
Oh, Glen,
I don't believe it!
680
00:30:53,851 --> 00:30:54,771
Oh! Oh!
681
00:30:54,852 --> 00:30:56,602
Oh, that's wonderful!
682
00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,898
Oh, I'm so proud of you,
baby.
683
00:30:58,982 --> 00:31:01,442
We're gonna
have to celebrate.
684
00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:03,606
Champagne or...
Hey...
685
00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:06,275
Maybe even
some bottled water, huh?
686
00:31:06,364 --> 00:31:07,574
Ha ha ha ha.
687
00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:10,450
How's 9:00...
688
00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:11,785
Oh, here comes doc!
689
00:31:11,869 --> 00:31:13,579
Come on, let's tell him.
690
00:31:13,663 --> 00:31:14,963
Doc, look, look.
691
00:31:15,039 --> 00:31:16,919
Glen -- no life jacket!
692
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,920
Well, congratulations.
693
00:31:19,002 --> 00:31:21,132
You got over it,
just like that?
694
00:31:21,212 --> 00:31:23,972
And you told me
not to expect a miracle,
695
00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:25,218
but...i got one.
696
00:31:26,384 --> 00:31:29,474
Well, I-I may have to go
back to the jacket
697
00:31:29,554 --> 00:31:30,974
every once in a while.
698
00:31:31,556 --> 00:31:32,636
Oh.
699
00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:34,024
Ohh.
700
00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:35,390
Ahh!
701
00:31:35,476 --> 00:31:37,476
I thought you left the ship
in acapulco, you...
702
00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:38,482
Oh, no! No, no!
703
00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:40,113
[ Air hisses ]
704
00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:48,697
Glen, wait!
705
00:31:48,781 --> 00:31:52,161
Glen, wait!
706
00:31:52,243 --> 00:31:53,663
Oh, Glen, wait!
Wait.
707
00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:56,495
Just leave me alone.
Don't say anything!
708
00:31:56,581 --> 00:31:59,961
Go find yourself a normal guy
that people won't laugh at.
709
00:32:11,262 --> 00:32:12,852
There you are!
710
00:32:12,930 --> 00:32:15,350
I've been looking for you
all over everywhere.
711
00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:18,023
I was about to yell,
"pretty woman overboard!"
712
00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:19,652
A very beautiful woman.
713
00:32:19,729 --> 00:32:22,019
Uh, Brian, this isn't
the old stadium, huh?
714
00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:23,646
What's with the side step?
715
00:32:23,733 --> 00:32:25,693
What, am I suddenly
on the bench,
716
00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:27,697
or am I off the squad
completely?
717
00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:29,909
Brian, can't you speak
plain English?
718
00:32:29,989 --> 00:32:31,699
What's not English?
719
00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:34,333
"Off the squad," "on the bench,"
"side step --"
720
00:32:34,410 --> 00:32:36,700
Brian, the whole world
is not a football field.
721
00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:38,708
All right, let's have it all.
722
00:32:39,957 --> 00:32:41,667
A little while ago
we were perfect.
723
00:32:41,751 --> 00:32:43,421
Well, I guess you're entitled.
724
00:32:43,503 --> 00:32:45,763
Up until now,
I've been looking at you
725
00:32:45,838 --> 00:32:48,418
through the eyes of
an 18-year-old freshman.
726
00:32:48,508 --> 00:32:50,968
Well, now I see you
through the eyes of an adult.
727
00:32:51,052 --> 00:32:53,182
What's that supposed to mean?
728
00:32:53,262 --> 00:32:56,022
It means that I've grown up,
and you're still the same
729
00:32:56,099 --> 00:32:59,389
23-year-old rock 'em, sock 'em,
king of the campus
730
00:32:59,477 --> 00:33:00,937
who's living his days of glory
over and over again.
731
00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:02,230
Now, wait a minute.
732
00:33:02,313 --> 00:33:05,403
So, I talk a little bit
about the good old days.
733
00:33:05,483 --> 00:33:08,193
It's not just talk, Brian.
You won't let go.
734
00:33:08,277 --> 00:33:10,857
It's fun to bring back memories
occasionally,
735
00:33:10,947 --> 00:33:12,197
but you live in the past.
736
00:33:12,281 --> 00:33:14,281
Julie, why are you
doing this?
737
00:33:14,367 --> 00:33:15,577
I need you.
738
00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:17,410
Yeah, I need somebody, too...
739
00:33:17,495 --> 00:33:20,075
But somebody
who lives in the present.
740
00:33:20,164 --> 00:33:23,794
A man can't grow
if all he has is the past.
741
00:33:23,876 --> 00:33:26,046
Thanks.
742
00:33:28,965 --> 00:33:30,505
Thanks for nothing.
743
00:33:45,064 --> 00:33:48,154
[ Soft piano music plays ]
744
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,780
Good evening, Mr. Clark.
Uh, enjoy your dinner?
745
00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:56,446
Very much, thank you.
746
00:33:56,534 --> 00:33:58,754
I suppose you'll be
going to the big show
747
00:33:58,828 --> 00:34:00,458
in the acapulco lounge
tonight.
748
00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:01,368
I suppose.
749
00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:03,956
I'll make sure you get
the best table there.
750
00:34:04,041 --> 00:34:05,591
Very nice of you, Isaiah.
751
00:34:05,668 --> 00:34:06,588
Isaac.
752
00:34:06,669 --> 00:34:08,249
Right.
753
00:34:08,337 --> 00:34:12,297
Be ready to discover
a new singing sensation.
754
00:34:12,383 --> 00:34:14,473
When you step into
that lounge tonight,
755
00:34:14,552 --> 00:34:17,102
it'll be just like going
back down into that sewer again.
756
00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:22,061
[ Clears throat ]
757
00:34:27,023 --> 00:34:28,943
So, Glen won't come out
of his cabin?
758
00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:30,485
No, he's humiliated.
759
00:34:30,568 --> 00:34:33,398
He thinks everybody on this ship
knows about his problem.
760
00:34:33,488 --> 00:34:35,658
Well, by this time,
they probably do.
761
00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:37,160
Must be tough.
762
00:34:37,241 --> 00:34:38,201
Yeah.
763
00:34:38,284 --> 00:34:41,874
But that just might be
the solution!
764
00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:51,842
Julie...
I gotta talk to you.
765
00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:52,883
Uh, maybe later.
766
00:34:52,965 --> 00:34:55,635
It -- it's almost showtime,
and I've gotta be there.
767
00:35:03,142 --> 00:35:06,192
Brian, I'm really sorry
for the things I said to you.
768
00:35:06,270 --> 00:35:08,020
Now, just hold it,
will you?
769
00:35:08,105 --> 00:35:10,185
You'll blow all the good
you did.
770
00:35:10,274 --> 00:35:12,194
You'd have to do it
all over again.
771
00:35:12,276 --> 00:35:14,316
No, that was
really thoughtless of me.
772
00:35:14,403 --> 00:35:15,323
I was rude and arrogant.
773
00:35:15,404 --> 00:35:16,914
And right.
774
00:35:16,989 --> 00:35:20,199
Julie, that's all true --
everything you said.
775
00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:21,874
And you're not mad at me?
776
00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:25,373
At you?
No, never you, Julie.
777
00:35:25,456 --> 00:35:30,206
But I am mad at me because of
all the time we've wasted --
778
00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:31,884
seven years.
779
00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:33,553
No, not wasted.
780
00:35:33,631 --> 00:35:37,391
I think both of us
needed that time to grow up.
781
00:35:40,721 --> 00:35:42,221
Brian, your ring!
782
00:35:42,306 --> 00:35:46,186
I used to think this
was my magic charm.
783
00:35:46,269 --> 00:35:49,189
Now I know what magic
really is.
784
00:35:51,732 --> 00:35:53,532
It's you.
785
00:35:53,609 --> 00:35:55,029
Ooh, Brian.
786
00:36:04,704 --> 00:36:07,794
[ Cheering and applause ]
787
00:36:20,845 --> 00:36:23,925
It was a good act, Julie.
Now, if you'll excuse us...
788
00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:26,425
We've got a show of our own
to get ready.
789
00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:28,017
Good night.
790
00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:28,017
Good night.
791
00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:34,975
Incredible! Standing ovation --
I knew they'd love me.
792
00:36:35,067 --> 00:36:36,937
Oh, I thought it was
kinda fun.
793
00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:38,568
Oh, god,
I'm sorry it's over.
794
00:36:38,654 --> 00:36:40,624
You suppose maybe we could
put a band together,
795
00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:42,278
get some more songs,
796
00:36:42,366 --> 00:36:44,616
and really go out on the road,
like a real act, you know?
797
00:36:44,702 --> 00:36:47,122
Well, it's like this --
let me explain something to you.
798
00:36:47,204 --> 00:36:48,924
Isaac! Mr. Clark
is here to see you.
799
00:36:48,998 --> 00:36:50,578
Mr. Clark, how'd you like it?
800
00:36:50,666 --> 00:36:52,036
That was sensational.
801
00:36:52,126 --> 00:36:53,956
If we had better
acoustics, we --
802
00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:55,495
where'd you find the girls?
803
00:36:55,588 --> 00:36:57,628
Oh, it's a little backup group
I put together.
804
00:36:57,715 --> 00:37:00,255
I think I've just discovered
3 of tomorrow's biggest stars.
805
00:37:00,343 --> 00:37:02,263
Yeah, well, I thought that --
three?
806
00:37:02,345 --> 00:37:03,795
First record's guaranteed
to be gold!
807
00:37:03,888 --> 00:37:06,308
Uh, you sure
you don't mean "one..."
808
00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:07,560
Or maybe "four"?
809
00:37:07,642 --> 00:37:08,522
No, better than gold --
810
00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:10,021
platinum!
811
00:37:10,102 --> 00:37:12,102
Let's go someplace
to talk contract, huh?
812
00:37:12,188 --> 00:37:13,358
Wait a minute --
you mean us!
813
00:37:13,439 --> 00:37:14,819
Well, this was all
for Isaac.
814
00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:16,399
He's the one you want!
815
00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:17,824
Oh...no, ladies.
816
00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:19,532
Go ahead, sign away.
817
00:37:19,612 --> 00:37:22,992
That was -- that was the way
I had it planned anyway.
818
00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:25,164
Right. Let's go.
819
00:37:25,242 --> 00:37:27,122
Oh!
820
00:37:27,203 --> 00:37:30,793
You really are
one sharp talent scout, Isaac.
821
00:37:30,873 --> 00:37:34,253
Well, at least he finally
got my name right.
822
00:37:38,756 --> 00:37:40,336
Gin.
823
00:37:40,424 --> 00:37:43,684
This is all wrong,
and I meant what I said.
824
00:37:43,761 --> 00:37:45,181
You shouldn't be
stuck with me.
825
00:37:45,262 --> 00:37:47,352
You should have been
at that party tonight --
826
00:37:47,431 --> 00:37:49,311
having a good time,
finding another guy.
827
00:37:49,392 --> 00:37:50,692
I like it here.
828
00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:52,848
For one thing, I'm winning.
829
00:37:52,937 --> 00:37:57,187
As of now, just a little bit
over $900,000.
830
00:37:57,274 --> 00:38:00,154
Besides, I have to
get used to you.
831
00:38:00,236 --> 00:38:02,736
Don't forget,
I'm gonna marry you.
832
00:38:02,822 --> 00:38:04,702
I want a real wedding
833
00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:08,202
in that cute little church
around the corner.
834
00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:10,656
That'll be some wedding.
835
00:38:10,746 --> 00:38:14,996
You in your white veil,
and me in my black inner tube.
836
00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:20,300
How would you like to take
your bride-to-be
837
00:38:20,381 --> 00:38:22,511
for a nice walk
up on the deck?
838
00:38:22,591 --> 00:38:23,761
No way!
839
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:26,600
I don't want anyone to see me.
840
00:38:26,679 --> 00:38:29,769
There won't be anyone there
at this hour.
841
00:38:29,849 --> 00:38:32,439
Naturally, you expect me
to leave the jacket here
842
00:38:32,518 --> 00:38:33,688
while we go walking.
843
00:38:33,769 --> 00:38:36,059
Not at all. Leave it on.
844
00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:38,267
No problem. Come on.
845
00:38:38,357 --> 00:38:40,187
You're acting kind of funny.
846
00:38:40,276 --> 00:38:41,486
What's going on?
847
00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:43,359
Look, it's just your regular
848
00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:46,906
last-night-of-the-cruise
walk in the moonlight --
849
00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:48,281
comes with the meals.
850
00:38:48,367 --> 00:38:50,287
That's all it's gonna be?
851
00:38:50,369 --> 00:38:52,749
Just a late-night walk
on deck...
852
00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:53,910
And nobody there?
853
00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:56,378
What else could it be?
854
00:38:56,459 --> 00:38:57,709
Silly.
855
00:38:57,793 --> 00:38:59,923
[ Laughing ] Come on.
856
00:39:02,131 --> 00:39:04,681
Well, I guess the night
has to end sometime.
857
00:39:04,759 --> 00:39:07,259
Remember what you said to me
this afternoon?
858
00:39:07,344 --> 00:39:09,604
Oh, I said so many
wonderful things,
859
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:10,770
it's hard to remember.
860
00:39:10,848 --> 00:39:14,438
You said you needed somebody
who could live in the present.
861
00:39:14,518 --> 00:39:16,098
I did.
862
00:39:14,518 --> 00:39:16,098
Mm-hmm.
863
00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:18,437
And this is the present.
864
00:39:18,522 --> 00:39:19,692
Mm-hmm.
865
00:39:19,774 --> 00:39:22,824
Well, then I guess
we better get started.
866
00:39:22,902 --> 00:39:23,992
Mmm...
867
00:39:36,540 --> 00:39:38,170
Good, there's nobody here.
868
00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:39,460
Honey, I can see
869
00:39:39,543 --> 00:39:42,463
how you'd never be able
to make any progress
870
00:39:42,546 --> 00:39:45,466
feeling that everybody's
laughing at you.
871
00:39:45,549 --> 00:39:48,679
Well, that's why I want you
to find somebody else.
872
00:39:48,761 --> 00:39:50,471
I love you too much
873
00:39:50,554 --> 00:39:53,974
to subject you
to all that ridicule.
874
00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:55,848
Lovely night, isn't it?
875
00:39:55,935 --> 00:39:57,645
It certainly is.
876
00:39:57,728 --> 00:39:59,308
Is this your idea of a joke?
877
00:39:59,396 --> 00:40:01,316
Then go ahead,
have your big laugh.
878
00:40:01,398 --> 00:40:03,648
Excuse me, may we join you?
This is my daughter, Vicki.
879
00:40:03,734 --> 00:40:05,324
Hi.
880
00:40:05,402 --> 00:40:07,322
This is miss Norris
and Mr. Dobson.
881
00:40:07,404 --> 00:40:09,124
Any room left
in this group?
882
00:40:09,198 --> 00:40:10,658
For me?
883
00:40:10,741 --> 00:40:11,951
What's going on?
884
00:40:12,034 --> 00:40:13,704
Oh, just a meeting
885
00:40:13,786 --> 00:40:16,786
of the hot tub
and friendly phobiac society.
886
00:40:16,872 --> 00:40:19,332
You see, honey,
you seem to think
887
00:40:19,416 --> 00:40:21,336
that you didn't have
any friends onboard --
888
00:40:21,418 --> 00:40:23,048
that everybody
was ridiculing you.
889
00:40:23,129 --> 00:40:24,669
So, we just sort of...
890
00:40:24,755 --> 00:40:28,965
Passed the word along in case
anybody wanted to come forward
891
00:40:29,051 --> 00:40:30,681
and prove you wrong.
892
00:40:30,761 --> 00:40:33,011
Ta-da!
893
00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:35,427
Ha ha!
894
00:40:40,271 --> 00:40:43,021
In all my years at sea,
I've never seen such concern.
895
00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:45,527
Our passengers are wearing
their badges of honor
896
00:40:45,609 --> 00:40:47,699
to show that they're
pulling for you.
897
00:40:47,778 --> 00:40:49,568
Even the crew's
wearing them.
898
00:40:49,655 --> 00:40:52,275
If this ship hadn't been called
"the love boat" before,
899
00:40:52,366 --> 00:40:54,156
it would have earned
its name tonight.
900
00:40:55,786 --> 00:40:57,706
Glen, we all wear
security jackets
901
00:40:57,788 --> 00:41:01,078
of one kind or another.
902
00:41:01,167 --> 00:41:02,997
We all have fears.
903
00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:06,008
We all need each other.
904
00:41:07,506 --> 00:41:11,256
We offer you
our understanding.
905
00:41:32,281 --> 00:41:34,621
[ Cheering and applause ]
906
00:41:57,223 --> 00:42:00,733
If you only knew
how silly you all look
907
00:42:00,809 --> 00:42:03,809
wearing those dumb
life jackets.
908
00:42:03,896 --> 00:42:05,686
[ Laughter ]
909
00:42:09,693 --> 00:42:12,913
[ Cheering and applause ]
910
00:42:12,988 --> 00:42:14,278
Whoo-hoo!
911
00:42:17,409 --> 00:42:19,369
[ Cheering intensifies ]
912
00:42:46,897 --> 00:42:49,017
[ Indistinct talking ]
913
00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:53,953
Hey.
914
00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:53,953
Hi.
915
00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:53,953
Hey.
916
00:42:54,029 --> 00:42:56,449
Isaac, gopher, thanks for
a very successful vacation.
917
00:42:56,532 --> 00:42:57,572
Well, I guess it was.
918
00:42:57,658 --> 00:42:58,988
Most guys would be satisfied
919
00:42:59,076 --> 00:43:00,826
to bring home
the lady they brought.
920
00:43:00,911 --> 00:43:03,291
You're bringing back
three new ones!
921
00:43:03,372 --> 00:43:05,502
We want to thank you for
everything you did for us.
922
00:43:05,582 --> 00:43:06,882
Oh, it was nothing.
923
00:43:06,959 --> 00:43:08,459
No, we're really grateful.
924
00:43:08,544 --> 00:43:11,054
And to prove it,
when we're big stars,
925
00:43:11,130 --> 00:43:13,880
we're gonna let you have
all our albums wholesale.
926
00:43:13,966 --> 00:43:16,006
[ Laughter ]
927
00:43:20,597 --> 00:43:22,517
Look, I'm coming back,
928
00:43:22,599 --> 00:43:26,019
as soon as I'm sure I got my
head straightened out for good.
929
00:43:26,103 --> 00:43:28,313
Well, you know
where to find me.
930
00:43:28,397 --> 00:43:30,317
Are you sure you don't want
your ring back?
931
00:43:30,399 --> 00:43:31,569
No way.
932
00:43:31,650 --> 00:43:33,320
I think I'm all through
with crutches.
933
00:43:33,402 --> 00:43:36,532
The only thing I need
from now on...
934
00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:38,204
Is you.
935
00:43:38,282 --> 00:43:39,702
Bye.
936
00:43:39,783 --> 00:43:41,493
Bye.
937
00:43:41,577 --> 00:43:46,327
Hey, aren't you Brian Kiley,
the famous quarterback?
938
00:43:46,415 --> 00:43:47,745
I used to be.
939
00:43:52,629 --> 00:43:54,379
Oh, honey,
there's the captain.
940
00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:55,715
Let's go say goodbye.
941
00:43:55,799 --> 00:43:57,429
Captain...
942
00:43:55,799 --> 00:43:57,429
Yes?
943
00:43:57,509 --> 00:43:59,469
We can't thank you enough
for all you've done.
944
00:43:59,553 --> 00:44:01,563
That's not necessary.
Best of luck to you both.
945
00:44:01,638 --> 00:44:03,558
What are you gonna do
with that?
946
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:05,930
I was going to keep it
as a souvenir,
947
00:44:06,018 --> 00:44:08,228
but I think I'd rather
never see it again.
948
00:44:11,732 --> 00:44:12,902
[ Water splashes ]
949
00:44:12,983 --> 00:44:14,613
[ Cheering and applause ]
950
00:44:14,693 --> 00:44:15,863
Thank you, thank you.
951
00:44:15,944 --> 00:44:18,114
Bye.
952
00:44:15,944 --> 00:44:18,114
Bye.
953
00:44:15,944 --> 00:44:18,114
Bye-bye.
954
00:44:18,197 --> 00:44:19,867
This cruise has certainly
been a humdinger.
955
00:44:19,948 --> 00:44:21,238
It sure has.
956
00:44:19,948 --> 00:44:21,238
It sure has.
957
00:44:21,325 --> 00:44:23,115
Hey, dad!
958
00:44:21,325 --> 00:44:23,115
Yes?
959
00:44:23,202 --> 00:44:25,752
That life jacket
he threw in the water --
960
00:44:25,829 --> 00:44:27,709
the one he was wearing
all the time
961
00:44:27,790 --> 00:44:29,250
to give him confidence.
962
00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:30,633
What about it?
963
00:44:30,709 --> 00:44:31,999
It sank!
964
00:44:32,049 --> 00:44:36,599
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