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Love,
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exciting and new.
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Come aboard,
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we're expecting you.
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Love,
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life's sweetest reward.
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Let it flow,
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it floats back to you.
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Love boat
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soon will be making another run.
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The love boat
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promises something for everyone.
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Set a course for adventure,
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your mind on a new romance.
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Love,
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won't hurt anymore.
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It's an open smile
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on a friendly shore.
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Yes, love.
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Welcome aboard,
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it's love.
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Welcome aboard.
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Hi, welcome aboard.
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Kurt,wait,
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this stuff is heavy.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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The weaker sex.
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Well, how do you do?
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I'm Julie McCoy, the weak little
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cruise director.
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Hi, sugar.
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I'm Kurt stenzel, and this is
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Dee Dee Donnelly, my chick.
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Hi.
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Your chick?
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We're engaged.
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Having ourselves a little
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early honeymoon.
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Right, sugar face, huh?
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Ha, ha, ha...
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Oh,
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the finest animal I've
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ever owned.
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I'm gonna break every
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bone in his body!
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Easy.
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You're on duty.
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Welcome aboard.
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Excuse me. Excuse me
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are you associated with the
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cruise?
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No, somebody stole my ice
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cream truck.
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Ah.
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Sorry.
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No, I'm only kidding.
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Oh.
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That wasn't funny.
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That was funny.
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No, I'm Adam bricker, the
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ship's doctor.
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Nelson hoag.
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Hi.
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Are there gonna be a lot
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of single girls on this cruise?
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Well, we get our share.
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Where do you keep them?
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Is there any special place they
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hang out?
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Not really.
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If you don't count my cabin.
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Hey, there's one of your basic
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single girls right there.
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Thank you.
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Excuse me.
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Hello, my name is Nelson hoag.
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Would you please marry me?
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Don't be discouraged.
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With a suave approach like that,
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you can't miss.
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Hi, welcome aboard.
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Hello.
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Oh, good heavens!
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Who died?
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Uh...these are for
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ireni Jermaine.
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Really?
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Well, that's who all these
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cablegrams are for.
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Oh yeah?
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You know, one of 'em's
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from Burt Reynolds.
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He says he'll just kill himself
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if she doesn't come home soon.
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Hmm...ireni Jermaine,
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promenade deck, 341.
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Up the stairs.
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Who is ireni Jermaine?
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Now, remember to say
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goodbye to the kids, okay?
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Look, Irene...
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Ah-ah -- it's ireni!
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Well, I'm your sister.
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It's Irene.
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Did you send the flowers?
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Yes.
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And the cablegrams.
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Do you know how much all this is
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costing you?
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Not including the cruise and the
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clothes.
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I know.
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But if I'm gonna have my fling,
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i wanna be somebody for a
change.
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You are somebody.
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You're a housewife from pacoima.
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A widowed housewife from
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pacoima.
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Your Philip will be spinning in
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his grave.
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My Philip spin?
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At best a twitch or two.
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Look, he was a wonderful man,
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and I loved him dearly.
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But that was a long time ago.
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And now, I...I want to meet
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someone glamorous.
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And in order to meet someone
glamorous,
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I've got to be someone
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glamorous.
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Oh, sis.
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Look,
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I gotta go.
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You just call me five times a
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day.
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And make up important names.
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Love you.
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Hows about Catherine the great?
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I'm o'Rourke.
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Who are you?
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Smith.
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Call me gopher.
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Uhm-hmm.
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Can I trust you?
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Well, not if we were out
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in the moonlight,
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but, here in the lobby.
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I'm a reporter for
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"defile magazine."
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Oh...?
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I'm traveling incognito on
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this bucket of lust to write
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a story that will blow
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the lid off.
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Well, there's nothing to
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write about on this ship.
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I didn't just fall off the
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turnip truck, you know.
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I know what's going on.
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Musical cabins, wife-swapping,
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organized hanky-panky.
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You're wrong.
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I swear.
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Sure, sure, sure,
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sure.
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Look,
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just...
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Keep ypur eyes open for me, will
you?
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I'll be in touch.
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It should be another
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interesting cruise.
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We've got a full boat.
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Uh...it's a ship.
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And, yes, it certainly should
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be.
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Who is that tawny creature?
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Dr. Bricker
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that tawny creature is off
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limits to you.
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You know her?
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Not yet.
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But I will.
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Oh, you must be ireni Jermaine.
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Quite.
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Well, then all of these are
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for you.
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Oh.
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Welcome to the Princess.
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Captain merrill stubing
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at your command.
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How sweet.
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Ireni Jermaine.
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I hope you get into your cabin,
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miss Jermaine...
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There must be a ton of flowers
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in there.
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Ha, ha.
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Marlon...jack and Warren, too.
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Oh, they're always doing things
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like that.
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It's sweet, but it's a bit of a
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pain.
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Oh, why don't you distribute
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them among the indigent
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passengers.
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Well, excuse me...
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What a fascinating woman,
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isn't she, captain stubing?
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Captain stubing?
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Hmm?
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Oh.
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Hey, what's the matter?
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Are you, you mad at me or
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something?
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'The finest animal I own'.
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I could have died.
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Well, I meant that as a
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compliment.
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You are you know, you are a fine
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animal.
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Do you think you own me like
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one of your horses?
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Hey, don't make any cracks
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about my horses.
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Hey, give the big guy a kiss.
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No!!!
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Come on, you don't care about
me!
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To you, I'm just some chick.
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No, you're not some chick,
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you're my chick.
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How about I am a person?
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Okay!
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Okay!
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You're a person.
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Now, shut up before I belt you!
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You know what you are?
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A male chauvinist pig!
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Hey, hey, hey!
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You're damn right I am!
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You know what the big guy is?
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He is the rock island line.
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You wanna ride it.
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You ride it like you find it.
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You don't like it.
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Adios amigo!
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Oh yeah?.
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Well, adios amigo yourself!
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Get out of the cabin and leave
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me alone!!!
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Ha, ha.
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I paid for the cabin.
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You want to be left alone,
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there's the door, baby!
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Ha, ha.
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I'll could be alone.
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Ha, ha.
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I can do that real quick.
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And, angel, when you cool down,
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why don't you come back?
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I need a back rub, huh?
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Oh, and bring me some
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cigarettes.
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Hello.
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Oh, I'm -- I'm Nelson hoag.
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Would you marry me?
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Doesn't anyone want to
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play shuffleboard anymore?
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Don't feel bad.
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She didn't buy me line either.
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It's not a line.
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I have to get married!
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Oh.
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It's the truth.
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If I tell you why, do you
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promise not to tell anyone?
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Not even the American
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medical association?
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My word of honor.
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Look,next week I'll
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be twenty-five years old.
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And according to my
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grandfather's will, if I'm not
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married by then, I lose my
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inheritance.
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Oh, I gotcha.
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Yeah.
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But you just can't go up
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to a girl and say.
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"Will you marry me"?
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You gotta strike up a
conversation.
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You gotta get acquainted.
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You gotta be,
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cool.
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I'll try that.
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Thank you.
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00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:27,070
Hello, I'm Nelson hoag.
297
00:09:27,149 --> 00:09:30,239
Would you like to get
acquainted?
298
00:09:37,326 --> 00:09:38,326
Excuse me.
299
00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:39,541
I'd like to talk to the
300
00:09:39,620 --> 00:09:41,120
person in charge of cabins.
301
00:09:41,205 --> 00:09:42,495
Well, that's me.
302
00:09:42,581 --> 00:09:43,001
Oh.
303
00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:43,872
Is there some problem?
304
00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:46,498
I have moved out of my
boyfriend's cabin,
305
00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,796
and I would like a cabin of my
own.
306
00:09:47,878 --> 00:09:48,668
Please.
307
00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:50,674
Oh, ma'am...The ship is
308
00:09:50,756 --> 00:09:51,336
booked to the gunwales.
309
00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,304
There isn't a cabin I can give
310
00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:54,183
you.
311
00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:58,510
Ooohhhh.
312
00:09:58,597 --> 00:09:59,967
Oh, I can't go crawling back to
313
00:10:00,057 --> 00:10:01,017
him.
314
00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:01,730
That's exactly what he wants me
315
00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:04,559
to do.
316
00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:05,345
He even said to bring him
317
00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:06,688
cigarettes.
318
00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:08,232
Uh, gee, I'm sorry,ma'am.
319
00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:08,976
I just wish there was
320
00:10:09,066 --> 00:10:10,566
something I could do.
321
00:10:10,651 --> 00:10:11,241
Some teeny-weeny little
322
00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:12,359
space someplace?
323
00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,405
I could sleep on a sofa.
324
00:10:14,488 --> 00:10:14,988
Please?
325
00:10:15,072 --> 00:10:15,872
Uh, let me see if I can
326
00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:16,908
find you a sofa.
327
00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:17,991
Listen,
328
00:10:18,075 --> 00:10:19,075
I don't take up very much room.
329
00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,080
I'm very quiet and.
330
00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:22,041
Now, now -- I can't bear to
331
00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:23,791
see a beautiful woman cry.
332
00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:26,883
As it happens, I can help.
333
00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:27,589
You can?
334
00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:28,838
I'm Adam bricker, and I
335
00:10:28,919 --> 00:10:30,879
have a very, very large cabin.
336
00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:32,343
I rattle around in there all by
337
00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:35,553
myself.
338
00:10:35,634 --> 00:10:37,554
Consider it yours.
339
00:10:37,636 --> 00:10:38,216
Oh, really?
340
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:39,564
Certainly.
341
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:40,889
After all, as the ship's doctor,
342
00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:42,393
it's my job to make people feel
343
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,935
good.
344
00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:46,519
Cabin c-117.
345
00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:47,864
The door's open.
346
00:10:47,938 --> 00:10:50,728
Oh, thank you, dr.Bricker.
347
00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:52,396
Thank you very much.
348
00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:53,435
C-117, right?
349
00:10:53,527 --> 00:10:54,277
Uhm-hmm.
350
00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:55,402
C-117.
351
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,488
C-117.
352
00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:58,202
C-117.
353
00:10:58,282 --> 00:11:00,202
If you think she's grateful now,
354
00:11:00,284 --> 00:11:02,244
wait till later.
355
00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:11,633
No hanky-panky on the ship, eh?
356
00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:12,252
What were you doing in there,
357
00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:13,298
o'Rourke?
358
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:14,591
A good reporter is always where
359
00:11:14,673 --> 00:11:15,723
the action is.
360
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:16,590
And on this ship, I think I'll
361
00:11:16,675 --> 00:11:17,715
need roller skates.
362
00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:18,302
I know, o'Rourke,
363
00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:18,926
wait a minute.
364
00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:20,301
Doc was just offering that
365
00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,598
passenger a place,
366
00:11:22,681 --> 00:11:23,271
to sleep.
367
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:24,269
Oh, sure.
368
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:25,980
He's a regular holiday inn.
369
00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:27,980
This article is gonna make Hugh
370
00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:30,312
Hefner blush.
371
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:42,744
Here's to independence and
372
00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:45,157
self-reliance.
373
00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:48,955
Kurt just came in.
374
00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:49,921
I'm afraid when he finds out
375
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,340
that I moved into your cabin.
376
00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:52,169
Dee Dee, you're a person
377
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:53,053
with a free will.
378
00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:53,589
You can make your own
379
00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:55,421
decisions.
380
00:11:58,717 --> 00:12:00,337
Where have you been all
381
00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:01,468
afternoon?
382
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,104
Well, between one and three
383
00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:02,759
i was...
384
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,597
No, I mean her.
385
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,432
Well?
386
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,980
I have moved into dr.Bricker's
cabin.
387
00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:13,274
What?
388
00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:14,647
She said she...
389
00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:15,363
Hey, slugger, I'd stay out
390
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:16,073
of this if I were you.
391
00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:17,992
The lady happens to be with me.
392
00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:18,700
Funny,
393
00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:22,989
that's not the impression I got.
394
00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:23,985
Come on, Dee Dee, let's go.
395
00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,036
Nope.
396
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:26,829
Whattya mean?
397
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:29,672
I mean...No.
398
00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:30,828
Come on, will ya?
399
00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:32,626
No, I won't.
400
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:35,420
And that is final.
401
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:39,344
For someone so young,
402
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,625
you've made a very mature
403
00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:41,588
decision.
404
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:48,983
Okay, Nelson, I've gotta get
back
405
00:12:49,059 --> 00:12:49,599
and finish some work.
406
00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:51,015
So I'm gonna leave you here.
407
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:53,363
Now, you just find a seat.
408
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:54,229
Try to look debonair.
409
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:55,815
And the girls'll come to you.
410
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,990
I like that one a lot.
411
00:12:58,068 --> 00:12:59,858
Uh...no, that's Julie McCoy,
412
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:00,355
our cruise director.
413
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:00,736
She's not for you.
414
00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:02,241
Is that clear?
415
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:03,873
Okay.
416
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:07,659
Good luck.
417
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:08,035
Hey, how're you doing,
418
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,160
pretty lady?
419
00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:10,746
Fine until now.
420
00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:12,001
Ah, I like that.
421
00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:13,382
I like a filly with temperament.
422
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:14,539
How about giving the big guy a
423
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,587
dance, huh?
424
00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:16,999
Oh, hey, sorry, big guy
425
00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:17,757
but this filly hasn't been
426
00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:19,128
halter-broke.
427
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:20,215
Besides, the gentleman has this
428
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:21,299
dance...
429
00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:22,553
I do?
430
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:23,675
Sure.
431
00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:25,221
Sweep me off my feet.
432
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:26,394
Hey -- I only know how
433
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,852
to polka.
434
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,283
Good evening, miss Jermaine.
435
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,074
Oh...good evening,
436
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:47,076
captain.
437
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:48,039
Uh, miss Jermaine,
438
00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:49,078
telephone call.
439
00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:50,751
Oh.
440
00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:54,419
It's...rudolph nureyev.
441
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:58,590
Again?
442
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,421
Rude.
443
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:02,877
Oh, you persistent little
peasant.
444
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,387
You.
445
00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:12,809
Oh...yes...yes...
446
00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:14,943
Oh, well, I miss you, too.
447
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,270
Oh, how could I forget the night
448
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,305
we tangoed together?
449
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:21,938
You spoiled me for anyone else.
450
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:23,277
Could you hold on for just a
451
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:26,782
minute, Rudy?
452
00:14:26,865 --> 00:14:28,445
Yes, captain?
453
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:31,004
Nothing.
454
00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:32,158
Have a nice evening.
455
00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:40,958
So, how's the ballet?
456
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:43,876
Goodbye, Rudy.
457
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:49,136
Anyway, I feel a lot
458
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:52,141
better about everything.
459
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:54,524
You know -- you're a very sweet
460
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:55,642
guy to let me sleep in your
461
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:56,688
bed.
462
00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:57,860
It's my pleasure.
463
00:14:57,938 --> 00:14:59,058
Thank you.
464
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:08,618
I'm ready.
465
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:09,369
Gee, are you going out
466
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,160
in the corridor in that?
467
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,123
No,
468
00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:13,953
I wasn't planning to.
469
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:16,328
Oh.
470
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:18,375
Where are you going to sleep?
471
00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:21,549
Well, I was planning.
472
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:22,669
That is.
473
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:23,955
I thought we could both.
474
00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:24,508
Both?
475
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,840
Sleep here?
476
00:15:26,925 --> 00:15:27,795
What kind of a girl do you think
477
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,965
i am?
478
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:30,684
But you.
479
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,313
I didn't.
480
00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:32,969
Didn't you?
481
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:34,017
No.
482
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:34,679
I thought.
483
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,847
What?
484
00:15:37,936 --> 00:15:44,186
Excuse me.
485
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:44,816
Dee Dee, you get out of that
486
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:45,862
yo-yo's bed, and come back
487
00:15:45,944 --> 00:15:47,204
where you belong.
488
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:47,529
No!
489
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,033
I'm staying!
490
00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:49,874
You get up or so help me,
491
00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:50,528
I'll...
492
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:51,616
You'll what?
493
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:52,990
I'll knock your block off,
494
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:57,707
four-eyes!
495
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,710
Oh my goodness!
496
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:00,752
Oh, I'm sorry.
497
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:03,054
I didn't mean for you to get
hit.
498
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:04,248
Oh, I don't want you to go away
499
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,378
all hurt.
500
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:05,594
Help me.
501
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,383
Oh.
502
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:08,006
Help me.
503
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:08,382
Oh, come to the bathroom.
504
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:09,547
To the bed.
505
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:09,965
Oh.
506
00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:11,182
Oh, my goodness!
507
00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:12,221
Oh.
508
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:13,354
Oohhhhhhh.
509
00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:15,060
Oh, my goodness!
510
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,180
Oh.
511
00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:17,516
Just stuff this up your nostril
512
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,191
while you're leaving.
513
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,531
I enjoy the dance tonight at the
reception.
514
00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:33,196
Me too, me too.
515
00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:35,543
Yeah.
516
00:16:36,384 --> 00:16:39,764
Well, here we are at my cabin.
517
00:16:39,846 --> 00:16:41,346
I had fun dancing with you.
518
00:16:41,431 --> 00:16:43,011
You're a nice person.
519
00:16:43,099 --> 00:16:45,359
You're not so bad yourself.
520
00:16:45,435 --> 00:16:47,145
You really think so?
521
00:16:47,228 --> 00:16:48,028
I mean, I'm not so bad?
522
00:16:48,104 --> 00:16:49,184
Uhm-uhm.
523
00:16:49,272 --> 00:16:52,022
I'll even go further than that.
524
00:16:52,108 --> 00:16:52,738
You're a very nice man,
525
00:16:52,817 --> 00:16:53,867
Nelson.
526
00:16:53,943 --> 00:16:54,863
You just need a little more
527
00:16:54,944 --> 00:16:56,194
confidence.
528
00:16:56,279 --> 00:16:57,869
If you want something,
529
00:16:57,947 --> 00:17:00,000
get it.
530
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,080
You mean it?
531
00:17:01,168 --> 00:17:03,298
Uhm-hmm.
532
00:17:03,378 --> 00:17:04,468
Well, there is something.
533
00:17:04,546 --> 00:17:06,426
I'd like if you wouldn't mind.
534
00:17:06,506 --> 00:17:07,466
Sure.
535
00:17:07,549 --> 00:17:09,919
Goodnight, Julie.
536
00:17:21,188 --> 00:17:21,898
Isaac.
537
00:17:21,980 --> 00:17:22,600
Hi.
538
00:17:22,689 --> 00:17:23,899
Will you do an old pal a favor?
539
00:17:23,982 --> 00:17:24,272
Sure, anything.
540
00:17:24,357 --> 00:17:25,447
Just name it.
541
00:17:25,525 --> 00:17:27,525
Can I bunk with you?
542
00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:28,611
Name another...
543
00:17:28,695 --> 00:17:29,945
Come on, doc,now what
544
00:17:30,030 --> 00:17:31,070
happened to goldilocks?
545
00:17:31,156 --> 00:17:32,536
Well, she ate my porridge,
546
00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:33,786
broke my chair and now she's
547
00:17:33,867 --> 00:17:35,247
asleep in my bed.
548
00:17:35,327 --> 00:17:36,957
She give you that beat-up nose?
549
00:17:37,037 --> 00:17:37,417
Huh?
550
00:17:37,496 --> 00:17:38,796
Oh, no, that's,
551
00:17:38,872 --> 00:17:39,912
that's just advancing age.
552
00:17:39,998 --> 00:17:41,918
You see, after forty, the muscle
553
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,920
in your head turns to fat
554
00:17:44,002 --> 00:17:47,792
and drops.
555
00:17:47,881 --> 00:17:49,961
Doc, I'd like to help you but,
556
00:17:50,050 --> 00:17:50,960
I've got this cutie
557
00:17:51,051 --> 00:17:52,301
up in the starlight bar, and I
558
00:17:52,385 --> 00:17:52,925
thought I'd kinda.
559
00:17:53,011 --> 00:17:54,301
Say no more.
560
00:17:54,387 --> 00:17:54,637
Thanks anyway.
561
00:17:54,721 --> 00:17:55,471
Good, doc.
562
00:17:55,555 --> 00:17:57,355
You're a sport.
563
00:18:01,561 --> 00:18:03,521
Gopher -- you in there?
564
00:18:03,605 --> 00:18:05,315
Gopher?
565
00:18:05,399 --> 00:18:08,109
Aw, nuts!
566
00:18:12,072 --> 00:18:13,112
Doc.
567
00:18:13,198 --> 00:18:14,828
Uh...can I come in?
568
00:18:14,908 --> 00:18:16,578
Sure.
569
00:18:23,625 --> 00:18:24,165
What are you in for,
570
00:18:24,251 --> 00:18:25,211
o'Rourke?
571
00:18:25,293 --> 00:18:26,833
Just the man I want to see.
572
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:29,340
Who's in c-125?
573
00:18:29,422 --> 00:18:30,172
Julie McCoy,
574
00:18:30,257 --> 00:18:30,887
the cruise director.
575
00:18:30,966 --> 00:18:32,006
Oh boy!
576
00:18:32,092 --> 00:18:34,382
This is really disgusting stuff!
577
00:18:34,469 --> 00:18:36,009
I love it.
578
00:18:42,269 --> 00:18:43,269
Oh, Julie!
579
00:18:43,353 --> 00:18:45,233
Well, it serves you right
580
00:18:45,313 --> 00:18:46,643
for being so lecherous.
581
00:18:46,731 --> 00:18:48,351
Look, Julie, no lectures,
582
00:18:48,441 --> 00:18:49,441
please?
583
00:18:49,526 --> 00:18:50,656
It's been a very difficult
evening.
584
00:18:50,735 --> 00:18:52,075
I just want to find a place to
585
00:18:52,154 --> 00:18:53,194
sleep.
586
00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:53,820
Well, you happen to be
587
00:18:53,905 --> 00:18:55,325
sitting on the only place to
588
00:18:55,407 --> 00:18:56,367
sleep.
589
00:18:56,449 --> 00:18:57,699
As you may have noticed, it's a
590
00:18:57,784 --> 00:18:58,824
single bed, doc.
591
00:18:58,910 --> 00:19:00,830
A very small single bed.
592
00:19:00,912 --> 00:19:02,662
Don't worry.I won't invade the
593
00:19:02,747 --> 00:19:04,167
purity of your single bed.
594
00:19:04,249 --> 00:19:05,999
I'll sleep in the bathtub.
595
00:19:06,084 --> 00:19:09,714
Doc,could I ask you a question?
596
00:19:09,796 --> 00:19:11,756
Just, purely as a matter of
interest.
597
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:13,840
How will I sleep in the bathtub?
598
00:19:13,925 --> 00:19:14,675
I haven't figured that out yet.
599
00:19:14,759 --> 00:19:17,589
No.
600
00:19:17,679 --> 00:19:21,849
Well...here we are two passably
601
00:19:21,933 --> 00:19:23,353
attractive human beings of the
602
00:19:23,435 --> 00:19:24,525
opposite sex.
603
00:19:24,603 --> 00:19:25,853
One of us a known lecher.
604
00:19:25,937 --> 00:19:27,237
You, a lecher?
605
00:19:27,314 --> 00:19:28,274
I never suspected.
606
00:19:28,356 --> 00:19:30,816
I'm serious.
607
00:19:30,901 --> 00:19:32,521
Why haven't you made?
608
00:19:32,611 --> 00:19:34,071
An overture...
609
00:19:34,154 --> 00:19:35,194
Julie!
610
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:36,570
That'd be like making a pass at
611
00:19:36,656 --> 00:19:37,956
my own kid sister!
612
00:19:38,033 --> 00:19:39,913
You know, you've done something
613
00:19:39,993 --> 00:19:41,573
that I didn't think was
possible.
614
00:19:41,661 --> 00:19:43,871
You've shocked me.
615
00:19:43,955 --> 00:19:47,125
Goodnight.
616
00:19:47,209 --> 00:19:50,249
I'm sorry if the idea offends
you!
617
00:19:50,337 --> 00:19:52,927
I, I wasn't actually suggesting
anything.
618
00:19:53,006 --> 00:19:54,556
I...i just thought that,
619
00:19:54,633 --> 00:19:57,973
oh, forget it.
620
00:20:05,977 --> 00:20:07,897
After I close up, how 'bout you
621
00:20:07,979 --> 00:20:10,229
and me taking a tour
622
00:20:10,315 --> 00:20:13,615
of the ship?
623
00:20:13,693 --> 00:20:15,733
Mmmm...i just love the way you
624
00:20:15,820 --> 00:20:19,110
communicate.
625
00:20:19,199 --> 00:20:20,399
Isaac, would you pour me a
drink,
626
00:20:20,492 --> 00:20:21,412
please?
627
00:20:21,493 --> 00:20:22,453
Whatever's closest.
628
00:20:22,535 --> 00:20:23,625
In a minute.
629
00:20:23,703 --> 00:20:25,993
Another rejection.
630
00:20:26,081 --> 00:20:27,621
You can have mine.
631
00:20:27,707 --> 00:20:28,757
Thanks.
632
00:20:28,833 --> 00:20:30,753
Oh, Nelson, I thought you were
633
00:20:30,835 --> 00:20:32,795
all locked up for the evening.
634
00:20:32,879 --> 00:20:34,129
I'm sorry about what happened.
635
00:20:34,214 --> 00:20:36,094
I'd like to make it up to you.
636
00:20:36,174 --> 00:20:38,134
You would?
637
00:20:38,218 --> 00:20:39,098
Would you like to buy me a
638
00:20:39,177 --> 00:20:40,637
bottle of Irish whiskey?
639
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:42,260
A whole bottle?
640
00:20:42,347 --> 00:20:42,977
Sure.
641
00:20:43,056 --> 00:20:44,806
We can finish it at your place.
642
00:20:44,891 --> 00:20:47,311
My place is in Santa Monica.
643
00:20:47,394 --> 00:20:52,024
Your cabin, Nelson.
644
00:20:52,107 --> 00:20:55,237
Put this on my bill.
645
00:21:02,492 --> 00:21:04,032
Thank you.
646
00:21:04,119 --> 00:21:06,199
Oh, Nelson, peel me a grape.
647
00:21:06,288 --> 00:21:08,838
I beg your pardon?
648
00:21:08,915 --> 00:21:11,005
Would you fix me a drink,
please?
649
00:21:11,084 --> 00:21:11,624
Oh.
650
00:21:11,710 --> 00:21:13,040
Oh, of course.
651
00:21:13,128 --> 00:21:14,468
Can I ask you a simple question
652
00:21:14,546 --> 00:21:15,296
first?
653
00:21:15,380 --> 00:21:16,630
Sure.
654
00:21:16,715 --> 00:21:20,675
Will you marry me?
655
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:21,840
Nelson, the question isn't
simple.
656
00:21:21,928 --> 00:21:23,558
You are...
657
00:21:23,638 --> 00:21:25,018
I mean it.
658
00:21:25,098 --> 00:21:25,598
If I don't get married by the
659
00:21:25,682 --> 00:21:26,392
end of the week, I lose my
660
00:21:26,474 --> 00:21:27,514
inheritance.
661
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:28,560
No one else'll have me.
662
00:21:28,643 --> 00:21:29,683
I'm desperate.
663
00:21:29,769 --> 00:21:30,729
Oh, well...Thanks.
664
00:21:30,812 --> 00:21:32,732
That's just the kind of proposal
665
00:21:32,814 --> 00:21:34,154
I've always dreamed of.
666
00:21:34,232 --> 00:21:36,232
Hey, really?
667
00:21:39,237 --> 00:21:41,997
No, not really.
668
00:21:42,073 --> 00:21:45,743
Nelson, the only reason I'm here
is,
669
00:21:45,827 --> 00:21:47,747
well, doc's asleep in my cabin
670
00:21:47,829 --> 00:21:48,989
snoring his brains out,
671
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:49,830
and...
672
00:21:49,914 --> 00:21:50,874
And I'm exhausted.
673
00:21:50,957 --> 00:21:54,047
I, I want to sleep.
674
00:21:54,127 --> 00:21:56,387
Well, you can stay in my cabin
675
00:21:56,463 --> 00:21:57,713
I wouldn't dream of trying
676
00:21:57,797 --> 00:21:59,507
to get fresh with you.
677
00:21:59,591 --> 00:22:00,841
Oh, thanks.
678
00:22:00,925 --> 00:22:02,515
Gee, all these compliments are
679
00:22:02,594 --> 00:22:03,884
gonna turn my head.
680
00:22:03,970 --> 00:22:05,840
I've gotta find a wife.
681
00:22:05,930 --> 00:22:07,430
Time is running out.
682
00:22:07,515 --> 00:22:08,895
Well, good luck.
683
00:22:08,975 --> 00:22:09,765
And remember, there's always the
684
00:22:09,851 --> 00:22:11,391
want ads.
685
00:22:11,478 --> 00:22:12,568
I haven't thought of that.
686
00:22:12,645 --> 00:22:14,565
The want ads!
687
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,210
Who is it?
688
00:22:25,293 --> 00:22:26,003
It's Kurt, baby.
689
00:22:26,086 --> 00:22:29,206
Let me in.
690
00:22:29,297 --> 00:22:30,337
Hi.
691
00:22:30,423 --> 00:22:31,883
Hi.
692
00:22:37,096 --> 00:22:38,136
Good morning.
693
00:22:38,223 --> 00:22:41,183
Uh...yes, it is.
694
00:22:41,267 --> 00:22:41,727
I noticed you didn't spend
695
00:22:41,810 --> 00:22:43,650
the night in your bed.
696
00:22:43,728 --> 00:22:46,358
Doc, you know...
697
00:22:46,439 --> 00:22:49,189
Did you have an interesting
night?
698
00:22:49,275 --> 00:22:50,525
Well, since you asked.
699
00:22:50,610 --> 00:22:54,820
It was...Fan-tastic...
700
00:22:57,242 --> 00:22:58,032
Was that Julie sneaking
701
00:22:58,117 --> 00:22:59,197
in carrying her shoes?
702
00:22:59,285 --> 00:23:00,495
Yeah.
703
00:23:00,578 --> 00:23:01,698
I don't know if I like that.
704
00:23:01,788 --> 00:23:02,868
Our Julie messing with the
705
00:23:02,956 --> 00:23:03,996
passengers.
706
00:23:04,082 --> 00:23:05,082
Me neither.
707
00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:06,246
We wouldn't do a thing like
that.
708
00:23:06,334 --> 00:23:07,384
Who?
709
00:23:07,460 --> 00:23:08,420
Us?
710
00:23:08,503 --> 00:23:09,633
No way!
711
00:23:17,136 --> 00:23:18,096
Good morning.
712
00:23:18,179 --> 00:23:22,179
Oh...good morning.
713
00:23:22,267 --> 00:23:24,017
Are you the lady who serves
coffee?
714
00:23:24,102 --> 00:23:25,062
Absolutely not!
715
00:23:25,144 --> 00:23:26,734
I'm the lady who drinks
716
00:23:26,813 --> 00:23:28,113
champagne.
717
00:23:28,189 --> 00:23:31,399
Ha, ha.
718
00:23:31,484 --> 00:23:33,404
You...sleep here all night?
719
00:23:33,486 --> 00:23:34,446
Yes.
720
00:23:34,529 --> 00:23:36,359
Oh.
721
00:23:36,447 --> 00:23:37,407
Well.
722
00:23:37,490 --> 00:23:41,240
I guess that makes us roommates.
723
00:23:41,327 --> 00:23:43,247
We...we slept together!
724
00:23:43,329 --> 00:23:45,039
I mean you slept here, too,
725
00:23:45,123 --> 00:23:48,133
huh?
726
00:23:48,209 --> 00:23:50,249
Would you marry me?
727
00:23:50,336 --> 00:23:52,256
I don't think so.
728
00:23:52,338 --> 00:23:54,088
Besides, my religion forbids
729
00:23:54,173 --> 00:23:55,433
marriage.
730
00:23:55,508 --> 00:23:57,388
I'm an avowed swinger.
731
00:23:57,468 --> 00:23:58,388
Well, if you married me,
732
00:23:58,469 --> 00:24:00,139
ah, ah, ah, ah.
733
00:24:00,221 --> 00:24:01,931
I came on this ship for fun, not
734
00:24:02,015 --> 00:24:03,555
to find a husband.
735
00:24:03,641 --> 00:24:05,561
Dustin, George, Scott, Truman,
736
00:24:05,643 --> 00:24:06,943
they're cute, you know?
737
00:24:07,020 --> 00:24:10,060
Sylvester, Marlon, al.
738
00:24:10,148 --> 00:24:11,108
A million laughs.
739
00:24:11,190 --> 00:24:12,440
But I'm looking for something a
740
00:24:12,525 --> 00:24:13,475
little different.
741
00:24:13,568 --> 00:24:14,608
But marriage?
742
00:24:14,694 --> 00:24:17,614
Not that different.
743
00:24:17,697 --> 00:24:20,987
You really look rotten.
744
00:24:21,075 --> 00:24:22,285
Why don't you get some sleep?
745
00:24:22,368 --> 00:24:23,408
I can't.
746
00:24:23,494 --> 00:24:26,834
There's a woman in my cabin.
747
00:24:26,915 --> 00:24:28,825
Well, what are you doing
748
00:24:28,917 --> 00:24:30,787
out here?
749
00:24:30,877 --> 00:24:31,957
She turned me down.
750
00:24:32,045 --> 00:24:32,995
Oh.
751
00:24:33,087 --> 00:24:35,127
Well, why did you have to leave
752
00:24:35,214 --> 00:24:35,764
your cabin?
753
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:37,800
Why couldn't she go to hers?
754
00:24:37,884 --> 00:24:38,804
There's somebody
755
00:24:38,885 --> 00:24:40,965
sleeping in her bathtub.
756
00:24:41,054 --> 00:24:43,474
Oh.
757
00:24:43,556 --> 00:24:44,806
Too confusing for this early in
758
00:24:44,891 --> 00:24:46,351
the morning.
759
00:24:46,434 --> 00:24:47,984
Look, there's no one in my
760
00:24:48,061 --> 00:24:48,651
cabin.
761
00:24:48,728 --> 00:24:49,648
Why don't you get some sleep,
762
00:24:49,729 --> 00:24:50,189
huh?
763
00:24:50,271 --> 00:24:50,651
Okay?
764
00:24:50,730 --> 00:24:50,980
You're very nice.
765
00:24:51,064 --> 00:24:51,734
Thank you.
766
00:24:51,814 --> 00:24:53,864
Oh, by the way, I'll go with
you.
767
00:24:53,942 --> 00:24:54,942
I've gotta get out of these glad
768
00:24:55,026 --> 00:24:56,486
rags.
769
00:24:56,569 --> 00:24:57,149
You're very pretty.
770
00:24:57,236 --> 00:24:58,196
Thank you.
771
00:24:58,279 --> 00:25:00,109
You're very pretty.
772
00:25:00,198 --> 00:25:01,658
Oh.
773
00:25:01,741 --> 00:25:03,241
Good morning, gopher.
774
00:25:03,326 --> 00:25:04,036
Good morning.
775
00:25:04,118 --> 00:25:05,198
Morning.
776
00:25:05,286 --> 00:25:08,456
Morning.
777
00:25:08,539 --> 00:25:11,499
Boy, she sure starts early.
778
00:25:11,584 --> 00:25:13,134
Anyway, that's it.
779
00:25:13,211 --> 00:25:13,671
Look, I'm ...I'm sorry,
780
00:25:13,753 --> 00:25:15,673
I called you an animal.
781
00:25:15,755 --> 00:25:17,005
Would you think of me as a
person?
782
00:25:17,090 --> 00:25:17,840
Dee Dee.
783
00:25:17,924 --> 00:25:18,514
Mmm?
784
00:25:18,591 --> 00:25:19,971
The big guy definitely thinks
785
00:25:20,051 --> 00:25:21,681
of you as a person.
786
00:25:21,761 --> 00:25:22,681
Do you love me?
787
00:25:22,762 --> 00:25:24,182
Hey, is the pope catholic?
788
00:25:24,263 --> 00:25:25,263
Okay!
789
00:25:25,348 --> 00:25:25,968
Hey, you know -- you know
790
00:25:26,057 --> 00:25:27,307
when you -- when you kicked out
791
00:25:27,392 --> 00:25:28,482
the doc, he really must have
792
00:25:28,559 --> 00:25:29,519
been sore, huh?
793
00:25:29,602 --> 00:25:30,812
Well, no, actually,
794
00:25:30,895 --> 00:25:31,975
he's very much a gentleman.
795
00:25:32,063 --> 00:25:33,023
Oh, sure.
796
00:25:33,106 --> 00:25:34,146
I'll bet.
797
00:25:34,232 --> 00:25:35,652
How about going back to our
798
00:25:35,733 --> 00:25:36,533
cabin and really getting this
799
00:25:36,609 --> 00:25:37,489
honeymoon underway, huh?
800
00:25:37,568 --> 00:25:38,528
Oh, well, you know, this,
801
00:25:38,611 --> 00:25:39,201
hmm?
802
00:25:39,278 --> 00:25:40,358
This is not really a honeymoon.
803
00:25:40,446 --> 00:25:41,066
Yeah, well, why wait for the
804
00:25:41,155 --> 00:25:42,445
last minute?
805
00:25:42,532 --> 00:25:42,912
You know, somebody may
806
00:25:42,991 --> 00:25:43,491
come in the door.
807
00:25:43,574 --> 00:25:44,534
So what?
808
00:25:44,617 --> 00:25:45,987
So what?!
809
00:25:46,077 --> 00:25:47,037
Yeah.
810
00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:49,210
What's the matter with you?
811
00:25:49,288 --> 00:25:50,458
What do you mean, so what?!
812
00:25:50,540 --> 00:25:52,210
You're some kind of a...
813
00:25:52,291 --> 00:25:53,581
I'm a what??
814
00:25:53,668 --> 00:25:54,878
Just get out of here;
815
00:25:54,961 --> 00:25:55,751
would you just get out of here
816
00:25:55,837 --> 00:25:56,377
and leave me alone?!
817
00:25:56,462 --> 00:25:57,422
Go on!
818
00:25:57,505 --> 00:25:58,335
You want get out,
819
00:25:58,423 --> 00:25:59,173
you got get out!
820
00:25:59,257 --> 00:26:01,587
You porker!!!
821
00:26:06,597 --> 00:26:07,557
Boy!
822
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:10,520
Sickos!
823
00:26:10,601 --> 00:26:11,601
Get some sleep, handsome.
824
00:26:11,686 --> 00:26:12,556
And when that girl gets out of
825
00:26:12,645 --> 00:26:13,395
your cabin, you can go back to
826
00:26:13,479 --> 00:26:14,729
your place.
827
00:26:14,814 --> 00:26:16,524
Are you sure you won't marry me?
828
00:26:16,607 --> 00:26:17,777
Positive.
829
00:26:17,859 --> 00:26:18,899
You're only being polite because
830
00:26:18,985 --> 00:26:22,065
I slept with you last night.
831
00:26:36,335 --> 00:26:37,745
Ah, miss Jermaine,
832
00:26:37,837 --> 00:26:38,457
would you like a cup of coffee?
833
00:26:38,546 --> 00:26:40,166
No, thank you, Isaac.
834
00:26:40,256 --> 00:26:42,256
How about a glass of champagne?
835
00:26:42,341 --> 00:26:45,601
Oh no, I never drink on the job.
836
00:26:45,678 --> 00:26:47,258
Oh, you.
837
00:26:47,346 --> 00:26:48,636
Coming right up.
838
00:27:07,825 --> 00:27:08,785
Hello?
839
00:27:08,868 --> 00:27:09,368
Yes.
840
00:27:09,452 --> 00:27:10,292
Miss Jermaine.
841
00:27:10,369 --> 00:27:11,409
Okay, just a minute, please.
842
00:27:11,496 --> 00:27:13,326
Thank you.
843
00:27:18,377 --> 00:27:19,627
Uh, miss Jermaine?
844
00:27:19,712 --> 00:27:21,132
There's a telephone call for
you.
845
00:27:21,214 --> 00:27:21,594
Ah.
846
00:27:21,672 --> 00:27:22,472
I'll plug you in.
847
00:27:22,548 --> 00:27:24,628
Thank you, Isaac.
848
00:27:24,717 --> 00:27:25,127
Hello.
849
00:27:25,218 --> 00:27:26,258
Hello?
850
00:27:26,344 --> 00:27:29,474
Oh, how are you Liz darling?
851
00:27:29,555 --> 00:27:30,305
Oh, I'm wonderful.
852
00:27:30,389 --> 00:27:31,429
Good grief.
853
00:27:31,516 --> 00:27:35,136
Elizabeth Taylor!
854
00:27:35,228 --> 00:27:36,808
How are Charlie and Phil?
855
00:27:36,896 --> 00:27:38,976
Oh, that's nice.
856
00:27:39,065 --> 00:27:40,645
Does Annie like her new horse?
857
00:27:40,733 --> 00:27:41,113
Charlie?
858
00:27:41,192 --> 00:27:41,612
Phil?
859
00:27:41,692 --> 00:27:43,322
Annie?
860
00:27:43,402 --> 00:27:45,492
Queen Elizabeth?
861
00:27:45,571 --> 00:27:46,201
Oh, well, it's just
862
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:47,990
lovely of you to call.
863
00:27:48,074 --> 00:27:50,334
I...I'd like to come to supper
864
00:27:50,409 --> 00:27:51,489
on Friday, but I'm at sea.
865
00:27:51,577 --> 00:27:52,447
It would be a little
866
00:27:52,537 --> 00:27:55,157
inconvenient.
867
00:27:55,248 --> 00:27:56,828
And there's a delicious captain
868
00:27:56,916 --> 00:27:59,206
standing here devouring me with
869
00:27:59,293 --> 00:28:00,343
his eyes.
870
00:28:00,419 --> 00:28:02,339
So...I'd better ring off now
871
00:28:02,421 --> 00:28:04,051
before he runs away again.
872
00:28:04,132 --> 00:28:08,512
See you later, Liz.
873
00:28:08,594 --> 00:28:09,684
Why don't you come sit here and
874
00:28:09,762 --> 00:28:11,142
talk to me, you gorgeous captain
875
00:28:11,222 --> 00:28:13,182
you!
876
00:28:13,266 --> 00:28:15,476
Well.
877
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:18,190
'Captain,' anyway.
878
00:28:18,271 --> 00:28:19,521
No.
879
00:28:19,605 --> 00:28:21,395
Gorgeous captain.
880
00:28:21,482 --> 00:28:22,612
When are you gonna give me a
881
00:28:22,692 --> 00:28:23,692
captain's tour of this
882
00:28:23,776 --> 00:28:25,356
magnificent liner?
883
00:28:25,444 --> 00:28:27,574
Well, anytime,
884
00:28:27,655 --> 00:28:29,065
at your convenience.
885
00:28:29,157 --> 00:28:31,197
No time like the present.
886
00:28:31,284 --> 00:28:33,334
Shall we?
887
00:28:33,411 --> 00:28:37,251
My honor.
888
00:28:37,331 --> 00:28:38,371
Thank you.
889
00:28:38,457 --> 00:28:39,207
Miss Jermaine,
890
00:28:39,292 --> 00:28:40,332
your champagne.
891
00:28:40,418 --> 00:28:44,258
Oh, thank you.
892
00:28:44,338 --> 00:28:45,048
Mmm.
893
00:28:49,385 --> 00:28:50,385
Thank you.
894
00:28:56,684 --> 00:28:58,814
Everybody's getting in the act.
895
00:29:07,153 --> 00:29:09,363
Captain: "Good day, for those of
you who wish to go offshore,
896
00:29:09,447 --> 00:29:12,237
launches will be leaving for
cabo San Lucas."
897
00:29:12,325 --> 00:29:15,365
So long, honey,
898
00:29:15,453 --> 00:29:17,873
Julie, I think you and I need
899
00:29:17,955 --> 00:29:18,575
to have a little talk.
900
00:29:18,664 --> 00:29:19,124
Oh?
901
00:29:19,207 --> 00:29:20,247
What about?
902
00:29:20,333 --> 00:29:21,423
Can't you guess?
903
00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:24,420
You spent last night heaven
904
00:29:24,503 --> 00:29:25,553
knows where.
905
00:29:25,630 --> 00:29:27,880
It pains me to see your moral
906
00:29:27,965 --> 00:29:28,925
standards decline.
907
00:29:29,008 --> 00:29:30,218
Well, that sounds to me, doc,
908
00:29:30,301 --> 00:29:31,221
like the pot calling the
909
00:29:31,302 --> 00:29:32,512
kettle black.
910
00:29:32,595 --> 00:29:34,095
I never claimed to have any
911
00:29:34,180 --> 00:29:34,930
moral standards.
912
00:29:35,014 --> 00:29:36,894
But you.
913
00:29:40,853 --> 00:29:42,443
And the president stood up,
914
00:29:42,521 --> 00:29:43,811
looked into my eyes and said,
915
00:29:43,898 --> 00:29:45,898
"again"?
916
00:29:45,983 --> 00:29:47,113
Of course, that wasn't near as
917
00:29:47,193 --> 00:29:48,783
exciting as when Neil Armstrong
918
00:29:48,861 --> 00:29:51,161
let me fly one of his test
planes.
919
00:29:51,239 --> 00:29:52,279
I got it to mach three and
920
00:29:52,365 --> 00:29:53,485
he told me the plane
921
00:29:53,574 --> 00:29:54,994
had never been flown that fast.
922
00:29:55,076 --> 00:29:55,616
Of course,
923
00:29:55,701 --> 00:29:56,621
we couldn't tell lockheed,
924
00:29:56,702 --> 00:29:57,122
I'd done it.
925
00:29:57,203 --> 00:29:57,793
Ha, ha, ha.
926
00:29:57,870 --> 00:29:58,910
Really!
927
00:29:58,996 --> 00:29:59,956
Yes.
928
00:30:00,039 --> 00:30:01,959
You know, ireni,
929
00:30:02,041 --> 00:30:03,421
I like your style.
930
00:30:03,501 --> 00:30:04,541
And I like yours,
931
00:30:04,627 --> 00:30:06,797
merrill.
932
00:30:06,879 --> 00:30:08,129
Would you consider continuing
933
00:30:08,214 --> 00:30:10,634
this stimulating conversation
934
00:30:10,716 --> 00:30:12,336
in a quieter spot?
935
00:30:12,426 --> 00:30:13,796
Well, my cabin has a lovely
936
00:30:13,886 --> 00:30:15,296
view of the ocean.
937
00:30:15,388 --> 00:30:16,638
Mmm.
938
00:30:16,722 --> 00:30:18,352
Sounds stunning.
939
00:30:26,399 --> 00:30:29,149
Yoo-hoo, Smith.
940
00:30:29,235 --> 00:30:30,485
Hi, o'Rourke.
941
00:30:30,569 --> 00:30:31,649
Well, you were right, Smith.
942
00:30:31,737 --> 00:30:34,157
This ship is a hotbed of hot
beds.
943
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:34,620
What do you mean?
944
00:30:34,699 --> 00:30:35,699
I never said that.
945
00:30:35,783 --> 00:30:37,413
So far, I've got a jet-set lady,
946
00:30:37,493 --> 00:30:38,493
a marriage-mad heir,
947
00:30:38,577 --> 00:30:39,827
a red-headed kook,
948
00:30:39,912 --> 00:30:41,712
a guy with muscles on his
muscles, and
949
00:30:41,789 --> 00:30:43,499
assorted members of your crew.
950
00:30:43,582 --> 00:30:44,172
Now, wait a minute.
951
00:30:44,250 --> 00:30:45,330
I'm gonna nail 'em to the wall.
952
00:30:45,418 --> 00:30:45,838
O'Rourke,
953
00:30:45,918 --> 00:30:46,418
now, wait a minute.
954
00:30:46,502 --> 00:30:48,002
You've got this all wrong.
955
00:30:48,087 --> 00:30:49,457
If anything was going on on this
ship,
956
00:30:49,547 --> 00:30:50,627
I'd know about it.
957
00:30:50,715 --> 00:30:51,665
Smith, I appreciate what you've
958
00:30:51,757 --> 00:30:52,677
done for me, and I'm going
959
00:30:52,758 --> 00:30:54,008
to mention your name in my
960
00:30:54,093 --> 00:30:55,143
article.
961
00:30:55,219 --> 00:30:56,009
See you later.
962
00:30:56,095 --> 00:30:56,345
O'Rourke!
963
00:30:56,429 --> 00:30:57,389
Wait a...
964
00:30:57,471 --> 00:31:10,191
O'Rourke!
965
00:31:10,276 --> 00:31:11,026
Oh no.
966
00:31:11,110 --> 00:31:12,360
Yes.
967
00:31:12,445 --> 00:31:13,355
How long have you been in this
968
00:31:13,446 --> 00:31:14,446
business, anyway?
969
00:31:14,530 --> 00:31:17,200
Uh not too long to be tired of
it.
970
00:31:17,283 --> 00:31:18,243
Here we are.
971
00:31:28,294 --> 00:31:30,054
I forgot,
972
00:31:30,129 --> 00:31:31,089
don't frown, merrill.
973
00:31:31,172 --> 00:31:32,092
Who is he?
974
00:31:32,173 --> 00:31:32,723
Oh, he?
975
00:31:32,798 --> 00:31:34,588
Oh, a passenger, I think.
976
00:31:34,675 --> 00:31:37,005
Well, I just found him on deck
977
00:31:37,094 --> 00:31:38,394
this morning, fast asleep.
978
00:31:38,471 --> 00:31:39,681
He had been there all night.
979
00:31:39,764 --> 00:31:40,934
A stowaway?
980
00:31:41,015 --> 00:31:42,055
Oh.
981
00:31:42,141 --> 00:31:43,101
A girl was in his cabin and
982
00:31:43,184 --> 00:31:44,394
wouldn't get out, so I just,
983
00:31:44,477 --> 00:31:45,517
let him use mine.
984
00:31:45,603 --> 00:31:46,563
Oh.
985
00:31:46,645 --> 00:31:47,685
Ha, ha, ha...
986
00:31:47,772 --> 00:31:49,192
You know, you're a most gracious
987
00:31:49,273 --> 00:31:50,823
woman.
988
00:31:50,900 --> 00:31:53,570
Perhaps, perhaps,
989
00:31:53,652 --> 00:31:54,202
I can return the favor.
990
00:31:54,278 --> 00:31:55,528
Huh?
991
00:31:55,613 --> 00:31:57,533
I thought maybe I could persuade
992
00:31:57,615 --> 00:32:01,285
you to use my cabin.
993
00:32:01,369 --> 00:32:03,579
Oh.
994
00:32:03,662 --> 00:32:04,412
It wouldn't take any persuasion
995
00:32:04,497 --> 00:32:06,497
at all.
996
00:32:12,546 --> 00:32:14,416
I wonder if Harold Robbins
997
00:32:14,507 --> 00:32:16,627
started like this.
998
00:32:16,717 --> 00:32:17,467
Voice: Captain stubing to the
999
00:32:17,551 --> 00:32:18,591
bridge, please.
1000
00:32:18,677 --> 00:32:20,757
Captain stubing to the bridge.
1001
00:32:20,846 --> 00:32:24,266
Well, duty calls.
1002
00:32:24,350 --> 00:32:25,980
May I see you tonight?
1003
00:32:26,060 --> 00:32:27,100
Of course.
1004
00:32:27,186 --> 00:32:28,726
But you'll have to charm me all
1005
00:32:28,813 --> 00:32:30,613
over again.
1006
00:32:30,689 --> 00:32:33,069
You won't have to charm me.
1007
00:32:33,150 --> 00:32:36,450
I'll stay charmed all day long.
1008
00:32:52,461 --> 00:32:53,001
So, you see,
1009
00:32:53,087 --> 00:32:54,207
I'm gonna be rich.
1010
00:32:54,296 --> 00:32:56,006
Now, would you please marry me?
1011
00:32:56,090 --> 00:32:56,800
Oh, Nelson,
1012
00:32:56,882 --> 00:32:59,802
you're hysterical!
1013
00:32:59,885 --> 00:33:00,675
What am I gonna do?
1014
00:33:00,761 --> 00:33:01,801
Well, what seems to be the
1015
00:33:01,887 --> 00:33:02,637
problem?
1016
00:33:02,721 --> 00:33:05,931
Well, if I'm not married within
a week,
1017
00:33:06,016 --> 00:33:08,556
I lose my inheritance.
1018
00:33:08,644 --> 00:33:09,354
Throw yourself on the mercy
1019
00:33:09,437 --> 00:33:09,977
of the court.
1020
00:33:10,062 --> 00:33:11,152
Maybe one of the jurors will
1021
00:33:11,230 --> 00:33:12,270
marry you..
1022
00:33:12,356 --> 00:33:15,316
And you call yourself a doctor.
1023
00:33:15,401 --> 00:33:16,321
Would you, care to dance?
1024
00:33:16,402 --> 00:33:25,832
I would love to.
1025
00:33:25,911 --> 00:33:30,291
What am I doing wrong?
1026
00:33:32,543 --> 00:33:33,883
Oh, merrill, you're such a bad
boy
1027
00:33:33,961 --> 00:33:35,501
telling me a story like that.
1028
00:33:35,588 --> 00:33:37,208
But I loved it.
1029
00:33:37,298 --> 00:33:38,378
Are you...
1030
00:33:38,466 --> 00:33:41,336
Charmed again?
1031
00:33:41,427 --> 00:33:44,677
Maybe after one more champagne.
1032
00:33:44,763 --> 00:33:46,353
Well, perhaps we can have it
1033
00:33:46,432 --> 00:33:48,642
in my cabin.
1034
00:33:48,726 --> 00:33:50,636
Then why stop at one?
1035
00:33:59,778 --> 00:34:00,818
You have to...
1036
00:34:00,905 --> 00:34:01,355
You know,
1037
00:34:01,447 --> 00:34:02,567
get your trip together.
1038
00:34:02,656 --> 00:34:04,366
I have my space, and.
1039
00:34:04,450 --> 00:34:04,910
For sure.
1040
00:34:04,992 --> 00:34:08,042
You know, I have mine.
1041
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:09,540
Oh, separate bedrooms.
1042
00:34:09,622 --> 00:34:11,542
I never thought of that.
1043
00:34:11,624 --> 00:34:13,254
No, that's not what I mean.
1044
00:34:13,334 --> 00:34:14,004
I, you know,
1045
00:34:14,084 --> 00:34:15,424
I mean your,
1046
00:34:15,503 --> 00:34:16,553
space.
1047
00:34:16,629 --> 00:34:17,049
For sure.
1048
00:34:17,129 --> 00:34:20,589
You know, your space.
1049
00:34:20,674 --> 00:34:21,724
Hey, baby.
1050
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:25,010
Can we kinda talk this over?
1051
00:34:25,095 --> 00:34:26,345
Buzz off, Kurt!
1052
00:34:26,430 --> 00:34:29,310
You're standing in my space!
1053
00:34:42,530 --> 00:34:44,030
Feel it in the air, Smith?
1054
00:34:44,114 --> 00:34:44,624
What?
1055
00:34:44,698 --> 00:34:46,738
The calm before the storm.
1056
00:34:46,825 --> 00:34:48,535
These sex fiends are gonna go
1057
00:34:48,619 --> 00:34:49,579
berserk tonight.
1058
00:34:49,662 --> 00:34:51,912
I know it.
1059
00:34:51,997 --> 00:34:52,577
Want a drink, o'Rourke?
1060
00:34:52,665 --> 00:34:53,705
Sure.
1061
00:34:53,791 --> 00:34:54,881
Beer, neat.
1062
00:34:54,959 --> 00:34:56,419
But be cool.
1063
00:34:56,502 --> 00:34:58,092
Hate to be seen boozing it up
1064
00:34:58,170 --> 00:34:59,210
with a source.
1065
00:34:59,296 --> 00:35:00,256
That's me.
1066
00:35:00,339 --> 00:35:03,089
Cool as all outdoors.
1067
00:35:03,175 --> 00:35:07,425
Smith -- I like you.
1068
00:35:07,513 --> 00:35:07,973
You're one heckuva guy,
1069
00:35:08,055 --> 00:35:11,475
o'Rourke.
1070
00:35:11,559 --> 00:35:13,939
Nuts?
1071
00:35:27,825 --> 00:35:29,075
From the first time I saw you
1072
00:35:29,159 --> 00:35:30,869
on this ship, I felt that you
1073
00:35:30,953 --> 00:35:32,453
were a woman who comes into
1074
00:35:32,538 --> 00:35:34,288
a man's life but once.
1075
00:35:34,373 --> 00:35:35,583
Mmm.
1076
00:35:35,666 --> 00:35:36,626
How eloquently stated.
1077
00:35:36,709 --> 00:35:38,379
Would you mind terribly if
1078
00:35:38,460 --> 00:35:39,750
I kissed you?
1079
00:35:39,837 --> 00:35:40,627
After such a glowing tribune,
1080
00:35:40,713 --> 00:35:42,633
I'd be shattered if you
1081
00:35:42,715 --> 00:35:44,125
didn't.
1082
00:35:52,224 --> 00:35:53,484
Ireni,
1083
00:36:01,609 --> 00:36:04,819
Excuse me, lovely lady.
1084
00:36:04,903 --> 00:36:06,823
I'd like to slip into something
1085
00:36:06,905 --> 00:36:08,275
more comfortable.
1086
00:36:38,395 --> 00:36:39,355
Hello.
1087
00:36:39,438 --> 00:36:40,688
Hello.
1088
00:36:40,773 --> 00:36:42,363
Could you please page ireni
1089
00:36:42,441 --> 00:36:43,531
Jermaine right away, please?
1090
00:36:43,609 --> 00:36:44,649
It's an emergency!
1091
00:36:44,735 --> 00:36:46,645
No, no, I can't wait!
1092
00:36:46,737 --> 00:36:48,357
You have to page ireni Jermaine
1093
00:36:48,447 --> 00:36:49,197
right now!
1094
00:36:49,281 --> 00:36:49,451
Please.
1095
00:36:49,531 --> 00:36:51,241
I...
1096
00:36:59,625 --> 00:37:00,495
I don't understand.
1097
00:37:03,796 --> 00:37:04,586
I can't go through with it,
1098
00:37:04,672 --> 00:37:05,512
that's all there is to
1099
00:37:05,589 --> 00:37:06,839
understand.
1100
00:37:06,924 --> 00:37:09,344
You can't go through with what?
1101
00:37:09,426 --> 00:37:11,046
This whole silly fraud!
1102
00:37:15,140 --> 00:37:18,190
I'm not ireni Jermaine.
1103
00:37:18,268 --> 00:37:19,228
I'm Irene.
1104
00:37:19,311 --> 00:37:22,561
Irene funston.
1105
00:37:22,648 --> 00:37:23,728
A widowed housewife from
1106
00:37:23,816 --> 00:37:26,356
pacoima.
1107
00:37:26,443 --> 00:37:29,613
Oh.
1108
00:37:29,697 --> 00:37:33,027
I don't know what to say.
1109
00:37:37,121 --> 00:37:40,251
You're still a lovely lady.
1110
00:37:40,332 --> 00:37:42,212
Filled with wit and grace.
1111
00:37:42,292 --> 00:37:43,252
Please.
1112
00:37:43,335 --> 00:37:45,085
I don't want to start anything,
1113
00:37:45,170 --> 00:37:48,760
I can't finish.
1114
00:37:48,841 --> 00:37:50,301
This cruise was going to be the
1115
00:37:50,384 --> 00:37:52,014
fantasy to last me for the rest
1116
00:37:52,094 --> 00:37:54,014
of my life.
1117
00:37:54,096 --> 00:37:57,216
A memory I could look back on,
1118
00:37:57,307 --> 00:37:58,637
in the years to come,
1119
00:37:58,726 --> 00:38:02,306
and...you...
1120
00:38:02,396 --> 00:38:04,436
You were gonna be a major part
of
1121
00:38:04,523 --> 00:38:06,783
my scrapbook.
1122
00:38:09,737 --> 00:38:11,487
But,
1123
00:38:11,572 --> 00:38:15,122
what I realize now, is,
1124
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:18,120
what I need isn't
1125
00:38:18,203 --> 00:38:20,963
a shipboard fling,
1126
00:38:21,039 --> 00:38:24,289
but a man at home I can cook
for,
1127
00:38:26,545 --> 00:38:28,795
and clean for,
1128
00:38:28,881 --> 00:38:31,341
and iron shirts for.
1129
00:38:31,425 --> 00:38:34,795
I need what I used to have.
1130
00:38:34,887 --> 00:38:37,847
I'm sorry.
1131
00:38:37,931 --> 00:38:40,231
I can't be that man.
1132
00:38:47,566 --> 00:38:49,186
Whoever you are,
1133
00:38:49,276 --> 00:38:52,446
you're a magnificent woman,
1134
00:39:06,585 --> 00:39:09,125
Irene.
1135
00:39:20,098 --> 00:39:23,138
Are you all right?
1136
00:39:23,227 --> 00:39:24,307
I will be.
1137
00:39:34,613 --> 00:39:37,533
Why are you crying?
1138
00:39:37,616 --> 00:39:38,236
Whattaya talking about?
1139
00:39:38,325 --> 00:39:41,325
Big guys don't cry.
1140
00:39:41,411 --> 00:39:44,871
My late husband, he,
1141
00:39:44,957 --> 00:39:46,707
he was a big hulk like you.
1142
00:39:46,792 --> 00:39:48,712
He used to cry at tire
1143
00:39:48,794 --> 00:39:50,424
commercials.
1144
00:39:51,755 --> 00:39:52,545
You're just saying that to
1145
00:39:52,631 --> 00:39:53,261
make me feel better.
1146
00:39:53,340 --> 00:39:54,880
Uhm-uhm.
1147
00:39:54,967 --> 00:39:56,887
A real man shouldn't be afraid
1148
00:39:56,969 --> 00:39:58,299
to show his emotions.
1149
00:39:58,387 --> 00:40:01,427
And right now,
1150
00:40:01,515 --> 00:40:03,055
you're acting like a man.
1151
00:40:03,142 --> 00:40:04,102
I am?
1152
00:40:04,184 --> 00:40:05,314
Uh-huh.
1153
00:40:12,651 --> 00:40:14,901
Girl trouble, huh?
1154
00:40:14,987 --> 00:40:16,237
Yeah...i...
1155
00:40:16,321 --> 00:40:18,911
I think I've been jilted.
1156
00:40:18,991 --> 00:40:21,791
Who would want to jilt you?
1157
00:40:21,869 --> 00:40:22,289
I mean,
1158
00:40:22,369 --> 00:40:23,789
you're good looking,
1159
00:40:23,871 --> 00:40:26,711
obviously sensitive.
1160
00:40:26,790 --> 00:40:29,040
Yeah, it's true.
1161
00:40:29,126 --> 00:40:31,036
See, you may not believe this,
1162
00:40:31,128 --> 00:40:32,048
but,
1163
00:40:32,129 --> 00:40:34,299
well, I have an ego problem.
1164
00:40:34,381 --> 00:40:36,431
Oh.
1165
00:40:36,508 --> 00:40:39,138
Sometimes people have to tell
1166
00:40:39,219 --> 00:40:40,799
the world that they're the
1167
00:40:40,888 --> 00:40:43,928
greatest because nobody's
1168
00:40:44,016 --> 00:40:45,056
telling them they're the
1169
00:40:45,142 --> 00:40:46,102
greatest.
1170
00:40:46,184 --> 00:40:49,444
Yeah?
1171
00:40:49,521 --> 00:40:51,901
Yeah.
1172
00:40:54,985 --> 00:40:57,395
You are the greatest.
1173
00:41:06,371 --> 00:41:07,461
So I never really learned
1174
00:41:07,539 --> 00:41:09,039
to play basketball.
1175
00:41:15,088 --> 00:41:17,128
Can I buy you a drink?
1176
00:41:17,215 --> 00:41:18,295
I beg your pardon?
1177
00:41:18,383 --> 00:41:19,643
We've not been properly
1178
00:41:19,718 --> 00:41:20,968
introduced.
1179
00:41:21,053 --> 00:41:23,013
My name is Nelson hoag.
1180
00:41:23,096 --> 00:41:24,466
I'll have a scotch and water.
1181
00:41:24,556 --> 00:41:25,266
Could I have a scotch and water
1182
00:41:25,349 --> 00:41:26,769
for the lady, please?
1183
00:41:26,850 --> 00:41:28,480
Okay, but last round.
1184
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:31,810
Who's fighting?
1185
00:41:31,897 --> 00:41:32,607
I think we'll forget about
1186
00:41:32,689 --> 00:41:33,149
the drinks.
1187
00:41:33,231 --> 00:41:34,321
Lady -- this guy won't
1188
00:41:34,399 --> 00:41:35,479
forget any drinks he's had
1189
00:41:35,567 --> 00:41:36,527
tonight.
1190
00:41:36,610 --> 00:41:37,690
What's your name?
1191
00:41:37,778 --> 00:41:39,148
Dee Dee.
1192
00:41:39,238 --> 00:41:39,948
Dee Dee.
1193
00:41:40,030 --> 00:41:42,870
That's d period, d period
1194
00:41:42,950 --> 00:41:43,990
or just Dee Dee?
1195
00:41:44,076 --> 00:41:46,826
Just Dee Dee.
1196
00:41:46,912 --> 00:41:50,042
You're d period, d period.
1197
00:41:50,123 --> 00:41:51,923
Dead drunk
1198
00:41:58,090 --> 00:42:01,470
Nelson, do you own any horses?
1199
00:42:01,551 --> 00:42:02,301
No, I,
1200
00:42:02,386 --> 00:42:03,346
I'm afraid of large animals.
1201
00:42:03,428 --> 00:42:05,008
I have a rabbit.
1202
00:42:05,097 --> 00:42:06,177
His name is Benjamin.
1203
00:42:06,264 --> 00:42:07,524
Would you like to see his
1204
00:42:07,599 --> 00:42:08,639
picture?
1205
00:42:08,725 --> 00:42:10,635
Sure.
1206
00:42:12,896 --> 00:42:15,316
Benjamin.
1207
00:42:15,399 --> 00:42:16,899
He's adorable.
1208
00:42:16,984 --> 00:42:18,904
I have a full scrapbook
1209
00:42:18,986 --> 00:42:20,146
of pictures of Benjamin,
1210
00:42:20,237 --> 00:42:21,197
in my cabin.
1211
00:42:21,279 --> 00:42:23,319
Would you like to see it?
1212
00:42:23,407 --> 00:42:26,447
Yes, I would.
1213
00:42:29,454 --> 00:42:31,544
Oh, Benjamin!
1214
00:42:31,623 --> 00:42:32,583
Nelson.
1215
00:42:32,666 --> 00:42:32,956
This is Benjamin.
1216
00:42:33,041 --> 00:42:34,841
I'm Nelson.
1217
00:42:34,918 --> 00:42:35,878
Say, what about the bill?
1218
00:42:35,961 --> 00:42:38,711
Oh, no, thank you.
1219
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:57,450
Dee Dee,
1220
00:42:57,537 --> 00:43:00,797
it's morning.
1221
00:43:00,873 --> 00:43:02,583
I brought you some breakfast.
1222
00:43:02,667 --> 00:43:05,467
Oh, Nelson,
1223
00:43:05,545 --> 00:43:07,795
how thoughtful.
1224
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:09,300
You don't mind serving a woman?
1225
00:43:09,382 --> 00:43:10,252
No, of course not.
1226
00:43:10,341 --> 00:43:11,301
Why should I?
1227
00:43:11,384 --> 00:43:12,264
You'd do the same for me,
1228
00:43:12,343 --> 00:43:14,173
wouldn't you?
1229
00:43:14,262 --> 00:43:16,092
People should share.
1230
00:43:20,184 --> 00:43:22,434
I...i hope I didn't get fresh
1231
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:25,310
with you last night.
1232
00:43:25,398 --> 00:43:26,488
You passed out showing me
1233
00:43:26,566 --> 00:43:30,156
your rabbit album.
1234
00:43:30,236 --> 00:43:31,196
Real cute.
1235
00:43:31,279 --> 00:43:33,239
Yeah, he is, isn't he?
1236
00:43:33,323 --> 00:43:35,953
I mean you.
1237
00:43:36,034 --> 00:43:36,994
Sugar.
1238
00:43:37,076 --> 00:43:40,036
Yes, dear?
1239
00:43:40,121 --> 00:43:42,491
No, I need the sugar.
1240
00:43:42,582 --> 00:43:45,712
Oh...right...
1241
00:43:45,793 --> 00:43:49,133
It's not as sweet as you are.
1242
00:43:52,091 --> 00:43:54,421
Nelson,
1243
00:43:56,679 --> 00:43:58,639
will you marry me?
1244
00:43:58,723 --> 00:43:59,683
Huh?!
1245
00:43:59,766 --> 00:44:02,226
I mean, you're the most
1246
00:44:02,310 --> 00:44:03,180
wonderful man I've ever met.
1247
00:44:03,269 --> 00:44:07,309
You're kind and considerate.
1248
00:44:07,398 --> 00:44:09,028
Please say you'll marry me.
1249
00:44:09,108 --> 00:44:10,488
You'll marry me.
1250
00:44:10,568 --> 00:44:11,868
I -- I mean, of course I'll
1251
00:44:11,944 --> 00:44:12,484
marry you.
1252
00:44:12,570 --> 00:44:13,530
Oh!
1253
00:44:13,613 --> 00:44:14,653
Oh!
1254
00:44:14,739 --> 00:44:15,689
Oh!!
1255
00:44:15,782 --> 00:44:17,032
Oh, honey!
1256
00:44:17,116 --> 00:44:19,376
They didn't have any honey.
1257
00:44:19,452 --> 00:44:21,202
No, I mean you.
1258
00:44:21,287 --> 00:44:24,207
Oh.
1259
00:44:24,290 --> 00:44:26,870
Nelson,
1260
00:44:26,959 --> 00:44:28,709
could we have a June wedding?
1261
00:44:28,795 --> 00:44:29,585
Well, if I get married
1262
00:44:29,671 --> 00:44:30,711
before Friday, I'll inherit
1263
00:44:30,797 --> 00:44:33,177
three million dollars.
1264
00:44:36,260 --> 00:44:36,880
Could we have the reception
1265
00:44:36,969 --> 00:44:39,049
in June?
1266
00:44:42,475 --> 00:44:43,435
It happened!
1267
00:44:43,518 --> 00:44:44,568
It happened!
1268
00:44:44,644 --> 00:44:45,104
What happened?
1269
00:44:45,186 --> 00:44:45,776
I'm looking for Dee Dee.
1270
00:44:45,853 --> 00:44:47,023
She's got the key to my cabin.
1271
00:44:47,105 --> 00:44:47,355
Doc!
1272
00:44:47,438 --> 00:44:47,648
Doc!
1273
00:44:47,730 --> 00:44:48,350
Come in.
1274
00:44:48,439 --> 00:44:49,019
Something wonderful is going to
1275
00:44:49,107 --> 00:44:49,737
happen!
1276
00:44:49,816 --> 00:44:50,446
Come on -- come on!
1277
00:44:50,525 --> 00:44:51,565
It happened!
1278
00:44:51,651 --> 00:44:55,231
It happened!
1279
00:44:55,321 --> 00:44:56,401
Julie, come in here!
1280
00:44:56,489 --> 00:44:57,239
It's terrific!
1281
00:44:57,323 --> 00:44:59,913
What?!
1282
00:44:59,992 --> 00:45:00,492
Holy Toledo!
1283
00:45:00,576 --> 00:45:03,586
A menage a four!
1284
00:45:03,663 --> 00:45:04,243
Oh, you two!
1285
00:45:04,330 --> 00:45:04,790
Come on in!
1286
00:45:04,872 --> 00:45:05,622
We want you to join us!
1287
00:45:05,707 --> 00:45:08,257
Come on!
1288
00:45:11,212 --> 00:45:11,672
Go on in.
1289
00:45:11,754 --> 00:45:14,294
The more the merrier!
1290
00:45:16,300 --> 00:45:17,260
Hey!
1291
00:45:17,343 --> 00:45:19,883
All right!
1292
00:45:19,971 --> 00:45:20,721
If the old Dodgers drew this
1293
00:45:20,805 --> 00:45:21,265
many people, they'd
1294
00:45:21,347 --> 00:45:25,607
still be in Brooklyn.
1295
00:45:25,685 --> 00:45:28,355
A party at this hour?
1296
00:45:28,438 --> 00:45:29,448
Go in.
1297
00:45:29,522 --> 00:45:30,562
They're all your sicko
1298
00:45:30,648 --> 00:45:33,568
friends.
1299
00:45:33,651 --> 00:45:34,061
Captain stubing!
1300
00:45:34,152 --> 00:45:34,652
You're just in time!
1301
00:45:34,736 --> 00:45:35,116
You're the only thing this
1302
00:45:35,194 --> 00:45:37,484
party's missing!
1303
00:45:37,572 --> 00:45:39,072
Uh, Smith.
1304
00:45:39,157 --> 00:45:41,077
As long as you're out,
1305
00:45:41,159 --> 00:45:43,449
get some champagne!
1306
00:45:43,536 --> 00:45:45,496
Yes, sir!
1307
00:45:50,710 --> 00:45:51,210
Hey, o'Rourke,
1308
00:45:51,294 --> 00:45:52,254
you want some champagne?
1309
00:45:52,336 --> 00:45:53,296
Sure.
1310
00:45:53,379 --> 00:45:54,419
I've got a lot to celebrate, you
1311
00:45:54,505 --> 00:45:55,045
you know.
1312
00:45:55,131 --> 00:45:55,961
I'm gonna make millions off
1313
00:45:56,048 --> 00:45:56,968
this!
1314
00:46:01,053 --> 00:46:01,473
You know what,
1315
00:46:01,554 --> 00:46:01,974
o'Rourke.
1316
00:46:02,054 --> 00:46:02,634
Hmm?
1317
00:46:02,722 --> 00:46:03,932
I hate crowds.
1318
00:46:04,015 --> 00:46:04,805
What do you say we go to my
1319
00:46:04,891 --> 00:46:06,931
cabin and start our own party?
1320
00:46:07,018 --> 00:46:07,688
I like the way you think,
1321
00:46:07,769 --> 00:46:12,479
Smith.
1322
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,500
Well, Smith, how about those
rans..
1323
00:46:29,015 --> 00:46:31,135
All: Bye, so long.
1324
00:46:32,100 --> 00:46:32,810
You will come to the wedding,
1325
00:46:32,892 --> 00:46:33,472
won't you?
1326
00:46:33,559 --> 00:46:34,519
Yes.
1327
00:46:34,602 --> 00:46:35,182
As long as you promise not to
1328
00:46:35,269 --> 00:46:36,099
throw the bridal bouquet in my
1329
00:46:36,187 --> 00:46:37,857
direction.
1330
00:46:37,939 --> 00:46:39,269
Julie, I must thank you.
1331
00:46:39,357 --> 00:46:40,657
If you hadn't turned me down, I
1332
00:46:40,733 --> 00:46:41,943
don't think I ever would have
1333
00:46:42,026 --> 00:46:42,986
found Dee Dee.
1334
00:46:43,069 --> 00:46:44,109
Well, I'm glad that everything
1335
00:46:44,195 --> 00:46:45,115
worked out well for you,
1336
00:46:45,196 --> 00:46:46,826
Nelson.
1337
00:46:46,906 --> 00:46:47,866
Goodbye.
1338
00:46:47,949 --> 00:46:49,109
Goodbye.
1339
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:56,120
Well...
1340
00:46:56,207 --> 00:46:57,507
Goodbye, merrill.
1341
00:46:57,583 --> 00:46:58,623
It's not goodbye,
1342
00:46:58,709 --> 00:47:00,629
ireni,
1343
00:47:00,711 --> 00:47:02,881
it's "hasta luego."
1344
00:47:02,964 --> 00:47:05,554
Until we meet again.
1345
00:47:05,633 --> 00:47:06,673
Oh, it's not ireni.
1346
00:47:06,759 --> 00:47:07,759
It's Irene.
1347
00:47:07,844 --> 00:47:08,934
Irene.
1348
00:47:12,265 --> 00:47:13,055
You mean Julie and Nelson,
1349
00:47:13,141 --> 00:47:13,681
didn't?
1350
00:47:13,766 --> 00:47:14,816
No.
1351
00:47:14,892 --> 00:47:15,852
And Julie and doc
1352
00:47:15,935 --> 00:47:16,645
didn't either?
1353
00:47:16,727 --> 00:47:17,897
No.
1354
00:47:17,979 --> 00:47:18,599
Well, if they didn't,
1355
00:47:18,688 --> 00:47:20,308
and ireni and Nelson didn't, and
1356
00:47:20,398 --> 00:47:21,438
doc and Dee Dee didn't,
1357
00:47:21,524 --> 00:47:25,024
then the only ones who
did...Were...
1358
00:47:25,111 --> 00:47:26,481
Oh, don't tell my editor!
1359
00:47:26,571 --> 00:47:28,191
Hey, not this guy.
1360
00:47:28,281 --> 00:47:29,111
I don't kiss and tell.
1361
00:47:29,198 --> 00:47:31,778
Smith, you are terrific.
1362
00:47:31,868 --> 00:47:33,778
O'Rourke,
1363
00:47:33,870 --> 00:47:36,450
you're still one heckuva guy.
1364
00:47:40,501 --> 00:47:41,171
Goodbye.
1365
00:47:41,252 --> 00:47:42,212
Bye-bye.
1366
00:47:42,295 --> 00:47:42,755
Bye-bye.
1367
00:47:42,837 --> 00:47:43,847
So long.
1368
00:47:43,921 --> 00:47:44,541
Bye -- everybody.
1369
00:47:44,630 --> 00:47:45,590
Bye-bye.
1370
00:47:45,673 --> 00:47:47,883
Bye-bye.
1371
00:47:47,967 --> 00:47:48,387
Bye-bye o'Rourke.
1372
00:47:48,467 --> 00:47:50,597
Good bye.
1373
00:47:52,805 --> 00:47:55,855
Well...i had an interesting
1374
00:47:55,933 --> 00:47:56,893
voyage.
1375
00:47:56,976 --> 00:47:59,686
Mine was...Unusual.
1376
00:47:59,770 --> 00:48:00,690
Mine was certainly out of
1377
00:48:00,771 --> 00:48:01,731
the ordinary.
1378
00:48:01,814 --> 00:48:03,734
Mine was dull.
1379
00:48:03,816 --> 00:48:05,866
I didn't meet a single lady.
1380
00:48:05,943 --> 00:48:08,443
She was married.
1381
00:48:08,529 --> 00:48:09,569
It's strange.
1382
00:48:09,655 --> 00:48:11,575
You know, I have a vaguely
1383
00:48:11,657 --> 00:48:14,577
unsatisfied feeling, rather like
1384
00:48:14,660 --> 00:48:16,030
having eaten a Chinese dinner an
1385
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:17,080
hour ago.
1386
00:48:17,163 --> 00:48:18,793
I have a distinctly
1387
00:48:18,873 --> 00:48:20,083
unsatisfied feeling, rather like
1388
00:48:20,166 --> 00:48:21,416
having been denied a Chinese
1389
00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:23,040
dinner an hour ago.
1390
00:48:23,127 --> 00:48:23,757
And I have a totally
1391
00:48:23,836 --> 00:48:25,086
frustrating feeling, rather like
1392
00:48:25,171 --> 00:48:26,881
not even knowing what a Chinese
1393
00:48:26,964 --> 00:48:28,464
dinner is...
1394
00:48:28,549 --> 00:48:29,549
I feel terrific.
1395
00:48:29,599 --> 00:48:34,149
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